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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:03,769 >> NO YOU DON'T. >> HERE I COME. >> NO YOU DON'T. 2 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:04,403 >> HERE I COME. >> NO YOU DON'T. >> HERE I COME. 3 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:05,738 >> NO YOU DON'T. >> HERE I COME. >> NO YOU DON'T. 4 00:00:05,740 --> 00:00:06,672 >> HERE I COME. >> NO YOU DON'T. >> I'M GOING TO GET YOU. 5 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:07,840 >> NO YOU DON'T. >> I'M GOING TO GET YOU. >> NO YOU WON'T. 6 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:09,441 >> I'M GOING TO GET YOU. >> NO YOU WON'T. >> HEY, GUYS. 7 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:10,676 >> NO YOU WON'T. >> HEY, GUYS. YOU GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT. 8 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:11,443 >> HEY, GUYS. YOU GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT. >> QUIET! 9 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:12,478 YOU GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT. >> QUIET! >> WE'RE PLAYING A GAME. 10 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,345 >> QUIET! >> WE'RE PLAYING A GAME. >> NO PROBLEM. 11 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,847 >> WE'RE PLAYING A GAME. >> NO PROBLEM. I'LL TAKE OVER YOUR SCREEN. 12 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:15,748 >> NO PROBLEM. I'LL TAKE OVER YOUR SCREEN. >> HEY, HEY, HEY! 13 00:00:15,750 --> 00:00:19,018 I'LL TAKE OVER YOUR SCREEN. >> HEY, HEY, HEY! >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 14 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,519 >> HEY, HEY, HEY! >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! >> JUST WATCH THE VIDEO. 15 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:21,420 >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! >> JUST WATCH THE VIDEO. >> WHAT VIDEO? 16 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:22,021 >> JUST WATCH THE VIDEO. >> WHAT VIDEO? >> IT'S FROM THE NEWS 17 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:22,855 >> WHAT VIDEO? >> IT'S FROM THE NEWS LAST NIGHT. 18 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:23,322 >> IT'S FROM THE NEWS LAST NIGHT. IT'S CALLED 19 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:24,923 LAST NIGHT. IT'S CALLED "CAPTAIN MAN'S BIG FAIL." 20 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,191 IT'S CALLED "CAPTAIN MAN'S BIG FAIL." >> OOH, PLAY IT. 21 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,160 "CAPTAIN MAN'S BIG FAIL." >> OOH, PLAY IT. >> HEY, LOOK. 22 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:32,264 >> OOH, PLAY IT. >> HEY, LOOK. MY BELLY BUTTON. 23 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,333 >> HEY, LOOK. MY BELLY BUTTON. >> PLAY THE VIDEO. 24 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:34,833 >> WE'RE LIVE 25 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:36,035 IN DOWNTOWN SWELLVIEW 26 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:37,136 WHERE THE PHONE SHARK 27 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,637 HAS STRUCK AGAIN. 28 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:39,605 THIS TIME THE PHONE SHARK 29 00:00:39,672 --> 00:00:40,305 BIT THROUGH 30 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:42,207 A DOZEN PEOPLE'S CELL PHONES, 31 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:43,375 THEN FLED THE SCENE, 32 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:45,210 ONCE AGAIN ESCAPING CAPTURE 33 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:48,647 FROM CAPTAIN MAN. 34 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:49,882 CAPTAIN MAN, ISN'T IT TRUE 35 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:50,649 THAT THE PHONE SHARK 36 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:51,350 HAS BEEN ATTACKING 37 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:52,051 PEOPLE'S PHONES 38 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:55,220 FOR OVER A YEAR NOW? 39 00:00:55,288 --> 00:00:57,623 >> YES, THAT IS TRUE. 40 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,159 >> SO, WHY DON'T YOU CATCH HIM? 41 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:01,293 >> WELL, KID DANGER AND I 42 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,562 HAVE BEEN TRYING. 43 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:04,897 >> BUT YOU KEEP FAILING. 44 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:07,232 DOESN'T THAT BUG YOU? 45 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,467 >> YES. 46 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:11,070 >> AW. 47 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:12,571 I FEEL BAD FOR CAPTAIN MAN. 48 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:14,073 >> IT'S NOT CAPTAIN MAN'S FAULT. 49 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:17,843 HE JUST NEEDS A BETTER SIDEKICK. 50 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,478 >> ONE MORE TIME? 51 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:20,312 >> JUST SAYING, 52 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:21,246 I'D BE WAY BETTER 53 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:22,081 AT CATCHING BAD GUYS 54 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:24,516 THAN KID DANGER. 55 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:25,184 >> YOU COULDN'T CATCH 56 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,519 BUTT WARTS. 57 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:28,720 >> OH, YES HE COULD. 58 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:29,755 REMEMBER FIFTH GRADE? 59 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:30,923 >> THAT WAS A RASH. 60 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:33,592 BIG DIFFERENCE. 61 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:34,560 >> WHATEVER. 62 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:35,094 I THINK KID DANGER 63 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:37,763 DOES A GREAT JOB. 64 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:39,264 >> WHY ARE YOU GETTING ALL MAD? 65 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:40,499 >> BECAUSE JASPER'S 66 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,167 BEING UNFAIR. 67 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:43,035 AND I THINK IT'S UNFAIR 68 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,871 TO CRITICIZE THAT, 69 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,507 THAT KID DANGER GUY, 70 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:49,441 WHEN HE'S PROBABLY 71 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:51,210 DOING THE BEST HE CAN. 72 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,945 AND PEOPLE SHOULD BE FAIR, 73 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:53,445 YOU KNOW? 74 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:54,046 FAIRNESS. 75 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,015 I'M PRO FAIR. 76 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:58,016 >> JASPER. 77 00:01:58,084 --> 00:01:58,617 >> WHAT? 78 00:01:58,685 --> 00:01:59,918 >> GET UP. 79 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:00,919 >> WHY SHOULD I? 80 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:01,587 >> BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING 81 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:02,454 TO CARRY ME 82 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:04,389 TO MY FRIEND MARLA'S HOUSE. 83 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,791 >> I'M NOT GOING TO CARRY YOU. 84 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,693 I AIN'T NO HORSE. 85 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:08,594 >> FINE. 86 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:10,729 THEN I'LL JUST UPLOAD THIS VIDEO 87 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,532 SO THE WHOLE WORLD CAN SEE IT. 88 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,766 >> VIDEO OF WHAT? 89 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:15,701 >> HIM... 90 00:02:15,768 --> 00:02:17,903 TRYING TO SING "THE CUP SONG." 91 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,037 >> I NEVER DID THAT. 92 00:02:19,105 --> 00:02:19,738 WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 93 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,807 I NEVER DID THAT. 94 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:25,744 >> WATCH. 95 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:26,712 ? I GOT MY TICKET ? 96 00:02:26,779 --> 00:02:29,314 ? FOR THE LONG WAY ROUND ? 97 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:30,549 ? TWO BOTT-- ? 98 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:32,451 DANG IT. 99 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:34,920 I'LL NEVER BE PITCH PERFECT. 100 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:39,892 >> OKAY, STOP IT. TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. 101 00:02:39,894 --> 00:02:41,160 TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. >> WHERE DID YOU GET THAT WIG? 102 00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:43,996 TURN IT OFF. >> WHERE DID YOU GET THAT WIG? >> YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW. 103 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,063 >> WHERE DID YOU GET THAT WIG? >> YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW. >> HOW DID YOU GET THAT VIDEO? 104 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:45,664 >> YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW. >> HOW DID YOU GET THAT VIDEO? >> SHE MUST HAVE SWIPED 105 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,466 >> HOW DID YOU GET THAT VIDEO? >> SHE MUST HAVE SWIPED MY THUMB DRIVE. 106 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:49,168 >> SHE MUST HAVE SWIPED MY THUMB DRIVE. >> MAYBE I DID. 107 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:53,138 MY THUMB DRIVE. >> MAYBE I DID. >> OOH, YOU'RE SO BAD. 108 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:53,939 >> MAYBE I DID. >> OOH, YOU'RE SO BAD. >> PIPER, YOU BETTER NOT 109 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,240 >> OOH, YOU'RE SO BAD. >> PIPER, YOU BETTER NOT PUT THAT VIDEO ONLINE. 110 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:56,675 >> PIPER, YOU BETTER NOT PUT THAT VIDEO ONLINE. >> OH, I WON'T. 111 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,943 PUT THAT VIDEO ONLINE. >> OH, I WON'T. AS LONG AS HE CARRIES ME 112 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:59,411 >> OH, I WON'T. AS LONG AS HE CARRIES ME TO MARLA'S HOUSE. 113 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:00,946 AS LONG AS HE CARRIES ME TO MARLA'S HOUSE. >> NO. 114 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:01,914 TO MARLA'S HOUSE. >> NO. ? I GOT MY TICKET ? 115 00:03:01,916 --> 00:03:03,515 >> NO. ? I GOT MY TICKET ? ? FOR THE LONG WAY ROUND ? 116 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,350 ? I GOT MY TICKET ? ? FOR THE LONG WAY ROUND ? >> OKAY, FINE. 117 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,319 ? FOR THE LONG WAY ROUND ? >> OKAY, FINE. GET ON MY BACK. 118 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,687 >> OKAY, FINE. GET ON MY BACK. GET ON ME. 119 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:12,191 GET ON MY BACK. GET ON ME. >> IF HE GOES TOO SLOW, 120 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:13,458 GET ON ME. >> IF HE GOES TOO SLOW, JUST KICK HIM IN THE SIDE. 121 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:14,159 >> IF HE GOES TOO SLOW, JUST KICK HIM IN THE SIDE. >> NO. 122 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:15,027 JUST KICK HIM IN THE SIDE. >> NO. OW. 123 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:17,029 >> NO. OW. >> HYAH. 124 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:17,930 OW. >> HYAH. HYAH. 125 00:03:17,932 --> 00:03:20,199 >> HYAH. HYAH. [ WATCH BEEPING ] 126 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,667 HYAH. [ WATCH BEEPING ] >> YEAH, I'VE BEEN MEANING 127 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,202 [ WATCH BEEPING ] >> YEAH, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU, WHY DOES 128 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:25,437 >> YEAH, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU, WHY DOES YOUR NEW WATCH BEEP LIKE THAT? 129 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:26,371 TO ASK YOU, WHY DOES YOUR NEW WATCH BEEP LIKE THAT? >> IT JUST MEANS 130 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,106 YOUR NEW WATCH BEEP LIKE THAT? >> IT JUST MEANS THEY NEED ME AT WORK. 131 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:29,174 >> IT JUST MEANS THEY NEED ME AT WORK. BYE. 132 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:30,509 THEY NEED ME AT WORK. BYE. >> BUT IT'S SUNDAY. 133 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,144 BYE. >> BUT IT'S SUNDAY. JUNK-N-STUFF IS CLOSED. 134 00:03:32,146 --> 00:03:33,212 >> BUT IT'S SUNDAY. JUNK-N-STUFF IS CLOSED. >> RIGHT. 135 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:35,547 JUNK-N-STUFF IS CLOSED. >> RIGHT. I BETTER GO TELL THE CUSTOMERS. 136 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,717 >> RIGHT. I BETTER GO TELL THE CUSTOMERS. >> THERE IS SOMETHING UP 137 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,687 I BETTER GO TELL THE CUSTOMERS. >> THERE IS SOMETHING UP WITH THAT BOY. 138 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:42,721 >> THERE IS SOMETHING UP WITH THAT BOY. >> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. 139 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:43,288 WITH THAT BOY. >> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. >> MY DAD WAS 140 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:45,457 >> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. >> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. 141 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,059 >> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB. 142 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,560 AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT, 143 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,062 >> I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. 144 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:51,330 >> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH! 145 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:53,732 HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE 146 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:54,066 AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET 147 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:55,500 >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. 148 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:57,069 AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. 149 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:57,803 A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT 150 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:59,838 >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. 151 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:00,505 NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. YOU'LL CALL ME... 152 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:01,540 THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. YOU'LL CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... 153 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:02,808 YOU'LL CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. 154 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:03,809 >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN. 155 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:04,910 >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN. >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. 156 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,144 >> CAPTAIN MAN. >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT 157 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:07,679 >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO 158 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,214 IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. 159 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:10,249 BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. 160 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:11,516 IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. 161 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:12,851 >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART... 162 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:13,986 >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER 163 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:14,753 >> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE... 164 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:15,587 >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S 165 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,755 TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK. 166 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:17,222 >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE. 167 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:18,991 SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. 168 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:20,092 >> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME. 169 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,326 >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME. >> FEELS GOOD. 170 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:36,341 >> CALL IT. 171 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:38,443 >> UP THE TUBE! 172 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:39,945 OH, MY BOOT. 173 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,013 >> HA! 174 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:41,880 >> I'M SO TIRED. 175 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:49,988 O TIRED. 176 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:51,490 >> UGH, QUIT WHINING. 177 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:54,660 IT WAS ONLY FOUR MILES. 178 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:56,128 >> FOUR MILES THERE 179 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:58,363 AND FOUR MILES BACK. 180 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:01,733 >> JUST TAKE ME UP TO MY ROOM. 181 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,735 >> [ GRUNTING ] 182 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:11,977 I'M GOING TO DIE. 183 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:16,515 >> NOT IN THE HOUSE. IF YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, DO IT OUTSIDE. 184 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:35,867 IF YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, DO IT OUTSIDE. >> YOU'RE HOME LATE. 185 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,169 DO IT OUTSIDE. >> YOU'RE HOME LATE. >> WHAT ARE YOU... 186 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,704 >> YOU'RE HOME LATE. >> WHAT ARE YOU... HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE? 187 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,038 >> WHAT ARE YOU... HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE? WHY ARE YOU HERE? 188 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,374 HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE? WHY ARE YOU HERE? >> BECAUSE I'M SUSPICIOUS. 189 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,009 WHY ARE YOU HERE? >> BECAUSE I'M SUSPICIOUS. >> OF WHAT? 190 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:44,443 >> BECAUSE I'M SUSPICIOUS. >> OF WHAT? >> WHY DID YOU 191 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:46,511 >> OF WHAT? >> WHY DID YOU CLIMB IN YOUR WINDOW? 192 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:49,348 >> WHY DID YOU CLIMB IN YOUR WINDOW? >> BECAUSE THE FRONT DOOR 193 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:52,351 CLIMB IN YOUR WINDOW? >> BECAUSE THE FRONT DOOR WAS LOCKED AND I FORGOT MY KEY. 194 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:53,218 >> BECAUSE THE FRONT DOOR WAS LOCKED AND I FORGOT MY KEY. >> YOU KNOW YOUR PARENTS 195 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,219 WAS LOCKED AND I FORGOT MY KEY. >> YOU KNOW YOUR PARENTS ALWAYS LEAVE A SPARE KEY 196 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:55,454 >> YOU KNOW YOUR PARENTS ALWAYS LEAVE A SPARE KEY UNDER THE MAT. 197 00:05:55,456 --> 00:06:00,859 ALWAYS LEAVE A SPARE KEY UNDER THE MAT. >> I LIKE YOUR SHIRT. 198 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,761 UNDER THE MAT. >> I LIKE YOUR SHIRT. >> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 199 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:03,962 >> I LIKE YOUR SHIRT. >> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? >> WORKING. 200 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,797 >> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? >> WORKING. YOU KNOW, JUST WORKING. 201 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,032 >> WORKING. YOU KNOW, JUST WORKING. >> REALLY? 202 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,368 YOU KNOW, JUST WORKING. >> REALLY? BECAUSE I CALLED JUNK-N-STUFF. 203 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:13,238 >> REALLY? BECAUSE I CALLED JUNK-N-STUFF. NOBODY ANSWERED. 204 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,740 BECAUSE I CALLED JUNK-N-STUFF. NOBODY ANSWERED. >> OKAY. 205 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:15,273 NOBODY ANSWERED. >> OKAY. YOU WANT TO KNOW 206 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:16,408 >> OKAY. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN? 207 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:17,609 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN? >> YEAH. 208 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,144 WHERE I'VE BEEN? >> YEAH. >> YOU WANT THE TRUTH? 209 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,780 >> YEAH. >> YOU WANT THE TRUTH? >> YEAH. 210 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,415 >> YOU WANT THE TRUTH? >> YEAH. >> I'M A JAZZ MUSICIAN. 211 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:26,485 >> YEAH. >> I'M A JAZZ MUSICIAN. I DON'T TELL A LOT OF PEOPLE, 212 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,754 >> I'M A JAZZ MUSICIAN. I DON'T TELL A LOT OF PEOPLE, BUT SECRETLY, I PLAY JAZZ 213 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:30,389 I DON'T TELL A LOT OF PEOPLE, BUT SECRETLY, I PLAY JAZZ AND THE ONLY TIME 214 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:31,256 BUT SECRETLY, I PLAY JAZZ AND THE ONLY TIME THE JAZZ CLUBS ARE OPEN 215 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:32,257 AND THE ONLY TIME THE JAZZ CLUBS ARE OPEN IS LATE AT NIGHT, 216 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:35,227 THE JAZZ CLUBS ARE OPEN IS LATE AT NIGHT, SO THAT'S WHERE I WAS 217 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,295 IS LATE AT NIGHT, SO THAT'S WHERE I WAS AT A JAZZ CLUB 218 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:39,965 SO THAT'S WHERE I WAS AT A JAZZ CLUB BLOWING JAZZ 219 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:42,100 AT A JAZZ CLUB BLOWING JAZZ ON MY HORN. 220 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:46,838 BLOWING JAZZ ON MY HORN. >> [ SNIFFING ] 221 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,340 ON MY HORN. >> [ SNIFFING ] HMM. 222 00:06:48,342 --> 00:06:50,142 >> [ SNIFFING ] HMM. >> WHY DID YOU SNIFF MY HAIR? 223 00:06:50,144 --> 00:06:51,009 HMM. >> WHY DID YOU SNIFF MY HAIR? >> I HEARD ON THE NEWS TONIGHT 224 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,778 >> WHY DID YOU SNIFF MY HAIR? >> I HEARD ON THE NEWS TONIGHT THAT CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER 225 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:53,779 >> I HEARD ON THE NEWS TONIGHT THAT CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER PUT OUT A FIRE 226 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:54,813 THAT CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER PUT OUT A FIRE AT A SYRUP FACTORY. 227 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:56,782 PUT OUT A FIRE AT A SYRUP FACTORY. >> OH, DID THEY? 228 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,183 AT A SYRUP FACTORY. >> OH, DID THEY? >> YEAH. 229 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:02,287 >> OH, DID THEY? >> YEAH. AND YOUR HAIR SMELLS LIKE SYRUP. 230 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:04,623 >> YEAH. AND YOUR HAIR SMELLS LIKE SYRUP. >> [ SNIFFING ] 231 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:05,991 AND YOUR HAIR SMELLS LIKE SYRUP. >> [ SNIFFING ] IT DOES. 232 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,926 >> [ SNIFFING ] IT DOES. I WONDER WHY. 233 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:08,794 IT DOES. I WONDER WHY. >> MAYBE BECAUSE 234 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,662 I WONDER WHY. >> MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE KID DANGER. 235 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:16,134 >> MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE KID DANGER. >> KID DA-- 236 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,836 YOU'RE KID DANGER. >> KID DA-- I WISH. 237 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:21,640 >> KID DA-- I WISH. THAT WOULD BE NICE, YOU KNOW. 238 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:22,340 I WISH. THAT WOULD BE NICE, YOU KNOW. YEAH. 239 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:24,976 THAT WOULD BE NICE, YOU KNOW. YEAH. AND I GUESS YOU MUST BE BEYONCE. 240 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:28,146 YEAH. AND I GUESS YOU MUST BE BEYONCE. >> HENRY. 241 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:32,317 AND I GUESS YOU MUST BE BEYONCE. >> HENRY. >> OKAY. 242 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:34,486 >> HENRY. >> OKAY. THIS IS REALLY BIG 243 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:35,821 >> OKAY. THIS IS REALLY BIG WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU. 244 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:37,355 THIS IS REALLY BIG WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU. >> WHAT, THAT YOU'RE KID DANGER? 245 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,324 WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU. >> WHAT, THAT YOU'RE KID DANGER? >> SHUT UP. 246 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:40,325 >> WHAT, THAT YOU'RE KID DANGER? >> SHUT UP. JUST... 247 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:41,660 >> SHUT UP. JUST... JUST... 248 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:51,837 JUST... JUST... I'M KID DANGER. 249 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:55,540 JUST... I'M KID DANGER. >> I KNOW. I FIGURED THAT OUT. 250 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:56,341 I'M KID DANGER. >> I KNOW. I FIGURED THAT OUT. >> JUST PROMISE ME 251 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:58,009 >> I KNOW. I FIGURED THAT OUT. >> JUST PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER TELL ANYONE. 252 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:58,743 >> JUST PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER TELL ANYONE. >> I PROMISE. 253 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:00,979 YOU'LL NEVER TELL ANYONE. >> I PROMISE. >> NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 254 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,347 >> I PROMISE. >> NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I TOOK AN OATH THAT 255 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:03,348 >> NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I TOOK AN OATH THAT I'D NEVER TELL ANYONE THAT 256 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,183 I TOOK AN OATH THAT I'D NEVER TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SIDEKICK. 257 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:06,017 I'D NEVER TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SIDEKICK. >> I SWEAR. 258 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,186 I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SIDEKICK. >> I SWEAR. I'M NEVER GOING TO TELL. 259 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,988 >> I SWEAR. I'M NEVER GOING TO TELL. >> THANKS. 260 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,223 I'M NEVER GOING TO TELL. >> THANKS. >> CAN I TELL JASPER? 261 00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:12,991 >> THANKS. >> CAN I TELL JASPER? >> NO! WHA...? 262 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:16,027 >> CAN I TELL JASPER? >> NO! WHA...? >> WE'RE LIVE 263 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,162 >> NO! WHA...? >> WE'RE LIVE IN DOWNTOWN SWELLVIEW 264 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,197 >> WE'RE LIVE IN DOWNTOWN SWELLVIEW WHERE THE PHONE SHARK HAS-- 265 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:22,934 IN DOWNTOWN SWELLVIEW WHERE THE PHONE SHARK HAS-- BUT YOU KEEP FAILING. 266 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,936 WHERE THE PHONE SHARK HAS-- BUT YOU KEEP FAILING. DOESN'T THAT BUG YOU? 267 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,104 BUT YOU KEEP FAILING. DOESN'T THAT BUG YOU? >> YES. 268 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,105 DOESN'T THAT BUG YOU? >> YES. >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] 269 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,374 >> YES. >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] RAY? 270 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:30,208 >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] RAY? >> HENRY. 271 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:30,775 RAY? >> HENRY. I DIDN'T KNOW 272 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,511 >> HENRY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE WORKING TODAY. 273 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,913 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE WORKING TODAY. DID I BUTT BEEP YOU? 274 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:36,848 YOU WERE WORKING TODAY. DID I BUTT BEEP YOU? >> NO. 275 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:37,382 DID I BUTT BEEP YOU? >> NO. CAN I TALK TO YOU 276 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:38,850 >> NO. CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING? 277 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:39,384 CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING? >> BABIES COME FROM 278 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:41,186 ABOUT SOMETHING? >> BABIES COME FROM THE BABY STORE. 279 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,188 >> BABIES COME FROM THE BABY STORE. >> IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. 280 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:43,855 THE BABY STORE. >> IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. >> OH. 281 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,190 >> IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. >> OH. WHEW. 282 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,225 >> OH. WHEW. WHAT'S UP? 283 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,527 WHEW. WHAT'S UP? >> YOU KNOW MY FRIEND CHARLOTTE? 284 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:49,628 WHAT'S UP? >> YOU KNOW MY FRIEND CHARLOTTE? >> YEAH. 285 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,562 >> YOU KNOW MY FRIEND CHARLOTTE? >> YEAH. >> YEAH, WELL, 286 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:53,865 >> YEAH. >> YEAH, WELL, SHE'S, LIKE, REALLY SMART. 287 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:57,235 >> YEAH, WELL, SHE'S, LIKE, REALLY SMART. AND SHE... 288 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,770 SHE'S, LIKE, REALLY SMART. AND SHE... KIND OF FIGURED OUT... 289 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,038 AND SHE... KIND OF FIGURED OUT... >> FIGURED OUT WHAT? 290 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,540 KIND OF FIGURED OUT... >> FIGURED OUT WHAT? THAT... 291 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:04,075 >> FIGURED OUT WHAT? THAT... I'M KID DANGER. 292 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:08,914 THAT... I'M KID DANGER. ISN'T THAT KOOKY? 293 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,582 I'M KID DANGER. ISN'T THAT KOOKY? >> YEAH. 294 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:12,150 ISN'T THAT KOOKY? >> YEAH. WHAT DID YOU TELL HER? 295 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,419 >> YEAH. WHAT DID YOU TELL HER? >> THAT I AM... 296 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,087 WHAT DID YOU TELL HER? >> THAT I AM... KID DANGER. 297 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:18,290 >> THAT I AM... KID DANGER. >> OH. 298 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:20,458 KID DANGER. >> OH. INTERESTING. 299 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,327 >> OH. INTERESTING. >> YOU'RE NOT MAD, RIGHT? 300 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:25,230 INTERESTING. >> YOU'RE NOT MAD, RIGHT? >> MAD? NO. 301 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,331 >> YOU'RE NOT MAD, RIGHT? >> MAD? NO. >> COOL. 302 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,267 >> MAD? NO. >> COOL. >> YOU'RE FIRED. 303 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,302 >> COOL. >> YOU'RE FIRED. >> FIRED? 304 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:30,936 >> YOU'RE FIRED. >> FIRED? >> THAT'S RIGHT. 305 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:31,603 >> FIRED? >> THAT'S RIGHT. YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR WATCH 306 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:32,504 >> THAT'S RIGHT. YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR WATCH ON THE TABLE THERE. 307 00:09:32,506 --> 00:09:33,171 YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR WATCH ON THE TABLE THERE. >> BUT I SWEAR 308 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,506 ON THE TABLE THERE. >> BUT I SWEAR I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL HER. 309 00:09:34,508 --> 00:09:35,407 >> BUT I SWEAR I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL HER. SHE FIGURED IT OUT. 310 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,008 I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL HER. SHE FIGURED IT OUT. >> HENRY... 311 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,443 SHE FIGURED IT OUT. >> HENRY... YOU TOOK AN OATH. 312 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:39,678 >> HENRY... YOU TOOK AN OATH. >> I KNOW, BUT... 313 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:40,178 YOU TOOK AN OATH. >> I KNOW, BUT... >> YOU PROMISED ME 314 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,980 >> I KNOW, BUT... >> YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE. 315 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:42,747 >> YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE. AND I TRUSTED YOU 316 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,450 YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE. AND I TRUSTED YOU TO KEEP THAT PROMISE. 317 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,485 AND I TRUSTED YOU TO KEEP THAT PROMISE. WHEN TRUST IS BROKEN, 318 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:48,420 TO KEEP THAT PROMISE. WHEN TRUST IS BROKEN, IT CAN NEVER BE FIXED. 319 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:49,621 WHEN TRUST IS BROKEN, IT CAN NEVER BE FIXED. >> YES IT CAN. 320 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:51,489 IT CAN NEVER BE FIXED. >> YES IT CAN. >> OPEN THIS FORTUNE COOKIE 321 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:52,857 >> YES IT CAN. >> OPEN THIS FORTUNE COOKIE AND READ THE FORTUNE. 322 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:58,663 >> OPEN THIS FORTUNE COOKIE AND READ THE FORTUNE. >> "WHEN TRUST IS BROKEN, 323 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:01,132 AND READ THE FORTUNE. >> "WHEN TRUST IS BROKEN, IT CAN NEVER BE FIXED." 324 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:01,700 >> "WHEN TRUST IS BROKEN, IT CAN NEVER BE FIXED." >> LET'S NOT ARGUE 325 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:04,636 IT CAN NEVER BE FIXED." >> LET'S NOT ARGUE WITH THE CHINESE. 326 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,605 >> LET'S NOT ARGUE WITH THE CHINESE. GOODBYE, HENRY. 327 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:21,319 WITH THE CHINESE. GOODBYE, HENRY. >> CAPTAIN MAN FIRED YOU? 328 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:35,400 >> CAP? >> MM-HMM. >> BUT... 329 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,234 >> MM-HMM. >> BUT... BUT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT 330 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,136 >> BUT... BUT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT I FIGURED OUT YOU'RE KID DANGER. 331 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,071 BUT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT I FIGURED OUT YOU'RE KID DANGER. >> DOESN'T MATTER. 332 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,740 I FIGURED OUT YOU'RE KID DANGER. >> DOESN'T MATTER. I BROKE MY OATH. 333 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,642 >> DOESN'T MATTER. I BROKE MY OATH. >> WELL, YOU GOT TO FIX THIS. 334 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,743 I BROKE MY OATH. >> WELL, YOU GOT TO FIX THIS. >> HOW? 335 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,177 >> WELL, YOU GOT TO FIX THIS. >> HOW? >> I DON'T KNOW. 336 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:46,745 >> HOW? >> I DON'T KNOW. BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING 337 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:47,245 >> I DON'T KNOW. BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIND THE ANSWER 338 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:47,712 BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIND THE ANSWER AT THE BOTTOM 339 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:51,416 TO FIND THE ANSWER AT THE BOTTOM OF A BOTTLE OF CHOCOLATE. 340 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,152 AT THE BOTTOM OF A BOTTLE OF CHOCOLATE. >> I WON'T KNOW IF I DON'T LOOK. 341 00:10:54,154 --> 00:11:02,761 OF A BOTTLE OF CHOCOLATE. >> I WON'T KNOW IF I DON'T LOOK. JASPER WAS RIGHT. 342 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,596 >> I WON'T KNOW IF I DON'T LOOK. JASPER WAS RIGHT. >> ABOUT WHAT? 343 00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:06,931 JASPER WAS RIGHT. >> ABOUT WHAT? >> I WAS A LAME KID DANGER. 344 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,333 >> ABOUT WHAT? >> I WAS A LAME KID DANGER. I COULDN'T EVEN HELP CAPTAIN MAN 345 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,736 >> I WAS A LAME KID DANGER. I COULDN'T EVEN HELP CAPTAIN MAN CATCH THE STUPID PHONE SHARK. 346 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,772 I COULDN'T EVEN HELP CAPTAIN MAN CATCH THE STUPID PHONE SHARK. >> I FEEL AWFUL. 347 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,540 CATCH THE STUPID PHONE SHARK. >> I FEEL AWFUL. >> IT'S COOL. 348 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:19,544 >> I FEEL AWFUL. >> IT'S COOL. I STILL GOT MY JAZZ. 349 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:26,685 >> IT'S COOL. I STILL GOT MY JAZZ. ? I GOT MY TICKET ? 350 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:30,288 I STILL GOT MY JAZZ. ? I GOT MY TICKET ? ? FOR THE LONG WAY ROUND ? 351 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,623 ? I GOT MY TICKET ? ? FOR THE LONG WAY ROUND ? ? TWO BOTTLES CHOCOLATE ? 352 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:34,025 ? FOR THE LONG WAY ROUND ? ? TWO BOTTLES CHOCOLATE ? ? FOR THE WAY ? 353 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,760 ? TWO BOTTLES CHOCOLATE ? ? FOR THE WAY ? ? AND I CAN'T BELIEVE ? 354 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:40,065 ? FOR THE WAY ? ? AND I CAN'T BELIEVE ? ? I GOT FIRED TODAY ? 355 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,966 ? AND I CAN'T BELIEVE ? ? I GOT FIRED TODAY ? ? BUT I DID AND IT'S KIND OF ? 356 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,568 ? I GOT FIRED TODAY ? ? BUT I DID AND IT'S KIND OF ? ? ALL YOUR FAULT ? 357 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:53,144 ? BUT I DID AND IT'S KIND OF ? ? ALL YOUR FAULT ? >> PIPER! 358 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,112 ? ALL YOUR FAULT ? >> PIPER! PIPER! 359 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,547 >> PIPER! PIPER! >> WHAT? 360 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,081 PIPER! >> WHAT? >> I FINISHED 361 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,482 >> WHAT? >> I FINISHED DOING YOUR LAUNDRY! 362 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:58,783 >> I FINISHED DOING YOUR LAUNDRY! >> GOOD! 363 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,152 DOING YOUR LAUNDRY! >> GOOD! BRING ME SOME QUINOA! 364 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,121 >> GOOD! BRING ME SOME QUINOA! >> YOU ATE ALL THE QUINOA! 365 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:06,257 BRING ME SOME QUINOA! >> YOU ATE ALL THE QUINOA! >> THEN GO BUY MORE QUINOA! 366 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,826 >> YOU ATE ALL THE QUINOA! >> THEN GO BUY MORE QUINOA! OR ELSE I'LL GET MY PHONE 367 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,394 >> THEN GO BUY MORE QUINOA! OR ELSE I'LL GET MY PHONE AND UPLOAD THE VIDEO 368 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,829 OR ELSE I'LL GET MY PHONE AND UPLOAD THE VIDEO SO EVERYBODY CAN SEE YOU 369 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,164 AND UPLOAD THE VIDEO SO EVERYBODY CAN SEE YOU TRY TO SING "THE CUP SONG!" 370 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:13,965 SO EVERYBODY CAN SEE YOU TRY TO SING "THE CUP SONG!" >> NO, I'LL GO BUY YOU 371 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:14,999 TRY TO SING "THE CUP SONG!" >> NO, I'LL GO BUY YOU SOME MORE QUINOA! 372 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,234 >> NO, I'LL GO BUY YOU SOME MORE QUINOA! >> HURRY! 373 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,903 SOME MORE QUINOA! >> HURRY! >> UGH, YOU'RE SO BAD! 374 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:22,607 >> HURRY! >> UGH, YOU'RE SO BAD! [ PHONE RINGING ] 375 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,075 >> UGH, YOU'RE SO BAD! [ PHONE RINGING ] >> HEY CHAR, WHAT'S UP? 376 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:24,943 [ PHONE RINGING ] >> HEY CHAR, WHAT'S UP? >> HENRY. 377 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:25,777 >> HEY CHAR, WHAT'S UP? >> HENRY. COME TO SWELLVIEW PARK 378 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,078 >> HENRY. COME TO SWELLVIEW PARK RIGHT NOW. 379 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,346 COME TO SWELLVIEW PARK RIGHT NOW. >> NO. 380 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,014 RIGHT NOW. >> NO. I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR TREES. 381 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:30,749 >> NO. I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR TREES. >> DID I ASK YOU 382 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,617 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR TREES. >> DID I ASK YOU WHAT YOU'RE IN THE MOOD FOR? 383 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:33,585 >> DID I ASK YOU WHAT YOU'RE IN THE MOOD FOR? >> NO. 384 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:34,919 WHAT YOU'RE IN THE MOOD FOR? >> NO. >> COME TO SWELLVIEW PARK 385 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,689 >> NO. >> COME TO SWELLVIEW PARK RIGHT NOW. 386 00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:40,692 >> COME TO SWELLVIEW PARK RIGHT NOW. >> [ PIPER SCREAMS ] 387 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:43,595 RIGHT NOW. >> [ PIPER SCREAMS ] HENRY! 388 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,296 >> [ PIPER SCREAMS ] HENRY! >> [ SIGHS ] 389 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,865 HENRY! >> [ SIGHS ] WHAT? 390 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:47,966 >> [ SIGHS ] WHAT? >> WERE YOU 391 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,870 WHAT? >> WERE YOU IN THE UPSTAIRS BATHROOM? 392 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,838 >> WERE YOU IN THE UPSTAIRS BATHROOM? >> IS THAT MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE? 393 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,206 IN THE UPSTAIRS BATHROOM? >> IS THAT MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE? >> YOU KNOCKED MY PHONE 394 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,375 >> IS THAT MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE? >> YOU KNOCKED MY PHONE IN THE TOILET. 395 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,610 >> YOU KNOCKED MY PHONE IN THE TOILET. >> OH. 396 00:12:58,612 --> 00:12:59,210 IN THE TOILET. >> OH. SORRY. 397 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,845 >> OH. SORRY. >> SORRY? 398 00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:05,016 SORRY. >> SORRY? ALL MY TEXTS AND PICS ARE GONE. 399 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,519 >> SORRY? ALL MY TEXTS AND PICS ARE GONE. AND MY VIDEO OF JASPER. 400 00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:11,489 ALL MY TEXTS AND PICS ARE GONE. AND MY VIDEO OF JASPER. >> I'M JASPER. 401 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,157 AND MY VIDEO OF JASPER. >> I'M JASPER. >> YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING 402 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:12,857 >> I'M JASPER. >> YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE 403 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:13,558 >> YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE IF MOM CATCHES YOU 404 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,893 TO BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE IF MOM CATCHES YOU WEARING HER MAKEUP. 405 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:17,695 IF MOM CATCHES YOU WEARING HER MAKEUP. >> MOM'S NOT GOING TO FIND OUT. 406 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,063 WEARING HER MAKEUP. >> MOM'S NOT GOING TO FIND OUT. >> BUT WHERE ARE YOU GOING 407 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,398 >> MOM'S NOT GOING TO FIND OUT. >> BUT WHERE ARE YOU GOING DRESSED UP LIKE THAT? 408 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,735 >> BUT WHERE ARE YOU GOING DRESSED UP LIKE THAT? >> TO A CLUB WITH MY GIRLS. 409 00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:24,903 DRESSED UP LIKE THAT? >> TO A CLUB WITH MY GIRLS. >> WHAT CLUB? 410 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,671 >> TO A CLUB WITH MY GIRLS. >> WHAT CLUB? >> CLUB ELEVEN. 411 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:27,405 >> WHAT CLUB? >> CLUB ELEVEN. >> WELL, YOU GOT TO BE 412 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,239 >> CLUB ELEVEN. >> WELL, YOU GOT TO BE AT LEAST 10 YEARS OLD 413 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,207 >> WELL, YOU GOT TO BE AT LEAST 10 YEARS OLD TO GET INTO CLUB ELEVEN. 414 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,075 AT LEAST 10 YEARS OLD TO GET INTO CLUB ELEVEN. >> WELL, I'M ELEVEN YEARS OLD 415 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:32,243 TO GET INTO CLUB ELEVEN. >> WELL, I'M ELEVEN YEARS OLD TONIGHT. 416 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,145 >> WELL, I'M ELEVEN YEARS OLD TONIGHT. SEE? 417 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,581 TONIGHT. SEE? >> THIS ISN'T YOUR LIBRARY CARD. 418 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,249 SEE? >> THIS ISN'T YOUR LIBRARY CARD. IT'S MINDY FLAVIN'S. 419 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,150 >> THIS ISN'T YOUR LIBRARY CARD. IT'S MINDY FLAVIN'S. >> DUH. 420 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,219 IT'S MINDY FLAVIN'S. >> DUH. I BOUGHT IT OFF HER. 421 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:41,820 >> DUH. I BOUGHT IT OFF HER. >> WELL, YOU BETTER HOPE 422 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,688 I BOUGHT IT OFF HER. >> WELL, YOU BETTER HOPE MOM AND DAD DON'T FIND OUT. 423 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,023 >> WELL, YOU BETTER HOPE MOM AND DAD DON'T FIND OUT. >> OH YEAH. 424 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,492 MOM AND DAD DON'T FIND OUT. >> OH YEAH. NOW WHO'S GOT THE UPPER FOOT? 425 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,927 >> OH YEAH. NOW WHO'S GOT THE UPPER FOOT? >> NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO 426 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,596 NOW WHO'S GOT THE UPPER FOOT? >> NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT MY DAMP PHONE? 427 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:52,030 >> NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT MY DAMP PHONE? >> LATER. 428 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,398 ABOUT MY DAMP PHONE? >> LATER. I GOT TO GO MEET CHARLOTTE. 429 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,933 >> LATER. I GOT TO GO MEET CHARLOTTE. >> HENRY! 430 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:59,070 I GOT TO GO MEET CHARLOTTE. >> HENRY! >> SO... 431 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,171 >> HENRY! >> SO... TOO BAD YOU LOST 432 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,540 >> SO... TOO BAD YOU LOST THAT VIDEO OF ME. 433 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,174 TOO BAD YOU LOST THAT VIDEO OF ME. BECAUSE I AIN'T GOING 434 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,577 THAT VIDEO OF ME. BECAUSE I AIN'T GOING TO LOSE THIS VIDEO OF YOU. 435 00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:07,912 BECAUSE I AIN'T GOING TO LOSE THIS VIDEO OF YOU. >> WHAT ARE YOU YAMMING ABOUT? 436 00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:08,613 TO LOSE THIS VIDEO OF YOU. >> WHAT ARE YOU YAMMING ABOUT? >> I BET YOUR MOM AND DAD 437 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,215 >> WHAT ARE YOU YAMMING ABOUT? >> I BET YOUR MOM AND DAD ARE GOING TO LOVE SEEING YOU 438 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,449 >> I BET YOUR MOM AND DAD ARE GOING TO LOVE SEEING YOU DRESSED UP LIKE THAT 439 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,751 ARE GOING TO LOVE SEEING YOU DRESSED UP LIKE THAT WEARING MAKEUP, 440 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,753 DRESSED UP LIKE THAT WEARING MAKEUP, FLASHING YOUR FAKE I.D. 441 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:19,123 WEARING MAKEUP, FLASHING YOUR FAKE I.D. TO GO CLUBBING WITH YOUR GIRLS 442 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,292 FLASHING YOUR FAKE I.D. TO GO CLUBBING WITH YOUR GIRLS BEHIND THEIR BACKS. 443 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:24,229 TO GO CLUBBING WITH YOUR GIRLS BEHIND THEIR BACKS. NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO 444 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:27,465 BEHIND THEIR BACKS. NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO WHATEVER I SAY. 445 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,934 NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO WHATEVER I SAY. >> THIS IS NOT OKAY! 446 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:47,652 WHATEVER I SAY. >> THIS IS NOT OKAY! >> WHAT'S GOING ON? 447 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,988 >> THIS IS NOT OKAY! >> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> CHECK OUT THAT GUY 448 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,890 >> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> CHECK OUT THAT GUY STANDING BY THE GROOM. 449 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:56,628 >> CHECK OUT THAT GUY STANDING BY THE GROOM. >> THE GUY WITH THE CRAZY TEETH? 450 00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:58,062 STANDING BY THE GROOM. >> THE GUY WITH THE CRAZY TEETH? >> YEAH. 451 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,498 >> THE GUY WITH THE CRAZY TEETH? >> YEAH. HE'S THE PHONE SHARK. 452 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,335 >> YEAH. HE'S THE PHONE SHARK. >> WHOA. 453 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,737 HE'S THE PHONE SHARK. >> WHOA. THAT DOES LOOK LIKE HIM. 454 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,338 >> WHOA. THAT DOES LOOK LIKE HIM. >> IT IS HIM. 455 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,007 THAT DOES LOOK LIKE HIM. >> IT IS HIM. NOW, DO CAPTAIN MAN A FAVOR 456 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:12,844 >> IT IS HIM. NOW, DO CAPTAIN MAN A FAVOR AND GO CATCH THE PHONE SHARK... 457 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:14,178 NOW, DO CAPTAIN MAN A FAVOR AND GO CATCH THE PHONE SHARK... KID DANGER. 458 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:22,020 AND GO CATCH THE PHONE SHARK... KID DANGER. WHAT UP WITH THE GUM? 459 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:27,025 KID DANGER. WHAT UP WITH THE GUM? >> ANYBODY WATCHING? 460 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,693 WHAT UP WITH THE GUM? >> ANYBODY WATCHING? >> NO, WHY? 461 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:38,870 >> ANYBODY WATCHING? >> NO, WHY? WHOA. 462 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:39,804 >> NO, WHY? WHOA. HOW DOES THAT WHOLE COSTUME 463 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:43,107 WHOA. HOW DOES THAT WHOLE COSTUME FIT INSIDE ONE LITTLE GUM BALL? 464 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:43,841 HOW DOES THAT WHOLE COSTUME FIT INSIDE ONE LITTLE GUM BALL? >> JUST... 465 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,110 FIT INSIDE ONE LITTLE GUM BALL? >> JUST... JUST WAIT THERE, ALL RIGHT? 466 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:50,014 >> JUST... JUST WAIT THERE, ALL RIGHT? >> AND NOW, DO THEE, SHIRLEY, 467 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:52,016 JUST WAIT THERE, ALL RIGHT? >> AND NOW, DO THEE, SHIRLEY, TAKE HE, CLAUDE, 468 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:52,951 >> AND NOW, DO THEE, SHIRLEY, TAKE HE, CLAUDE, TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY 469 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,786 TAKE HE, CLAUDE, TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND 470 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,854 TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, 471 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,657 WEDDED HUSBAND IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, IN FITNESS AND OBESITY, 472 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:00,725 IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, IN FITNESS AND OBESITY, AS LONG AS YOU BOTH 473 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,393 IN FITNESS AND OBESITY, AS LONG AS YOU BOTH CAN STAND IT? 474 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,861 AS LONG AS YOU BOTH CAN STAND IT? >> I DO. 475 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,496 CAN STAND IT? >> I DO. >> HEY, CONGRATULATIONS. 476 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,164 >> I DO. >> HEY, CONGRATULATIONS. [ CROWD GASPS ] 477 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:06,731 >> HEY, CONGRATULATIONS. [ CROWD GASPS ] >> WHAT'S HE DOING? 478 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:07,532 [ CROWD GASPS ] >> WHAT'S HE DOING? >> IT'S THAT KID. 479 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,001 >> WHAT'S HE DOING? >> IT'S THAT KID. THAT'S KID DANGER. 480 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,803 >> IT'S THAT KID. THAT'S KID DANGER. >> YOUNG MAN... 481 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,538 THAT'S KID DANGER. >> YOUNG MAN... THIS WEDDING ISN'T OVER. 482 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,073 >> YOUNG MAN... THIS WEDDING ISN'T OVER. >> I KNOW. 483 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:15,807 THIS WEDDING ISN'T OVER. >> I KNOW. I JUST WANTED TO SHOW 484 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,176 >> I KNOW. I JUST WANTED TO SHOW THAT HAIRLESS GUY 485 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,178 I JUST WANTED TO SHOW THAT HAIRLESS GUY MY BRAND NEW PHONE... 486 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:23,514 THAT HAIRLESS GUY MY BRAND NEW PHONE... THAT'S NEVER BEEN BITTEN. 487 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,582 MY BRAND NEW PHONE... THAT'S NEVER BEEN BITTEN. COME ON. 488 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,516 THAT'S NEVER BEEN BITTEN. COME ON. YEAH. 489 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,418 COME ON. YEAH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BITE IT. 490 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:31,055 YEAH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BITE IT. COME ON, YEAH, MM. 491 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:31,589 YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BITE IT. COME ON, YEAH, MM. GOT TO LOVE THAT 492 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,258 COME ON, YEAH, MM. GOT TO LOVE THAT NEW PHONE SMELL. 493 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,593 GOT TO LOVE THAT NEW PHONE SMELL. YEAH. 494 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,228 NEW PHONE SMELL. YEAH. COME ON. 495 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,162 YEAH. COME ON. COME ON. 496 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,330 COME ON. COME ON. >> GIVE IT TO ME! 497 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,598 COME ON. >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> CATCH IT! 498 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:44,702 >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> CATCH IT! >> GIVE ME THE PHONE! 499 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,070 >> CATCH IT! >> GIVE ME THE PHONE! >> HE'S THE PHONE SHARK! 500 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,840 >> GIVE ME THE PHONE! >> HE'S THE PHONE SHARK! >> GET HIM! 501 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,042 >> HE'S THE PHONE SHARK! >> GET HIM! >> [ SCREAMS ] 502 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,276 >> GET HIM! >> [ SCREAMS ] >> HE'S INSANE! 503 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:58,249 >> [ SCREAMS ] >> HE'S INSANE! >> SOMEONE CALL THE COPS! 504 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:02,420 >> HE'S INSANE! >> SOMEONE CALL THE COPS! >> [ SNARLING ] 505 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:03,855 >> SOMEONE CALL THE COPS! >> [ SNARLING ] >> HEY! HEY! 506 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:04,956 >> [ SNARLING ] >> HEY! HEY! COME ON! 507 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,457 >> HEY! HEY! COME ON! COME ON, PHONE SHARK! 508 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,091 COME ON! COME ON, PHONE SHARK! COME ON, COME AND GET IT! 509 00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,426 COME ON, PHONE SHARK! COME ON, COME AND GET IT! >> [ SCREAMS ] 510 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,429 COME ON, COME AND GET IT! >> [ SCREAMS ] >> THE PRESENTS! 511 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,131 >> [ SCREAMS ] >> THE PRESENTS! >> YEAH, SHARK DOWN! 512 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:23,574 >> KID DANGER, HOW WERE YOU ABLE 513 00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:24,909 TO LOCATE AND FINALLY APPREHEND 514 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,310 THE PHONE SHARK? 515 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,111 >> WELL, I'D LOVE 516 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:28,212 TO TAKE ALL THE CREDIT, 517 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,814 BUT IT WAS REALLY MY BOSS, 518 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:30,915 CAPTAIN MAN 519 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,383 WHO MADE IT ALL HAPPEN. 520 00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:32,817 >> INTERESTING. 521 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,919 CAN YOU TELL US MORE? 522 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,487 >> NO. 523 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:42,260 >> YOU GAVE ME ALL THE CREDIT. >> WELL, EVERYONE'S BEEN GIVING YOU A HARD TIME 524 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:42,827 >> WELL, EVERYONE'S BEEN GIVING YOU A HARD TIME ABOUT NOT CATCHING 525 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,063 GIVING YOU A HARD TIME ABOUT NOT CATCHING THE PHONE SHARK. 526 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,832 ABOUT NOT CATCHING THE PHONE SHARK. I FIGURED I'D HELP YOU OUT. 527 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,068 THE PHONE SHARK. I FIGURED I'D HELP YOU OUT. >> EXCUSE ME. 528 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:50,501 I FIGURED I'D HELP YOU OUT. >> EXCUSE ME. I'M THE ONE 529 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,103 >> EXCUSE ME. I'M THE ONE WHO FOUND THE PHONE SHARK. 530 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,671 I'M THE ONE WHO FOUND THE PHONE SHARK. >> IT'S TRUE, SHE DID. 531 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,139 WHO FOUND THE PHONE SHARK. >> IT'S TRUE, SHE DID. >> UGH. 532 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:57,842 >> IT'S TRUE, SHE DID. >> UGH. CHARLOTTE, CHARLOTTE. 533 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,278 >> UGH. CHARLOTTE, CHARLOTTE. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU? 534 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,780 CHARLOTTE, CHARLOTTE. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU? >> I THINK IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS. 535 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,082 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU? >> I THINK IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS. >> WHAT'S THAT? 536 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,852 >> I THINK IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS. >> WHAT'S THAT? >> GIVE ME A JOB HERE. 537 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,921 >> WHAT'S THAT? >> GIVE ME A JOB HERE. YOU GUYS NEED ME. 538 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:10,521 >> GIVE ME A JOB HERE. YOU GUYS NEED ME. >> FIRST I WANT TO KNOW 539 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,091 YOU GUYS NEED ME. >> FIRST I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU FOUND THE PHONE SHARK. 540 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,525 >> FIRST I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU FOUND THE PHONE SHARK. >> WELL, I FIGURED 541 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:15,693 HOW YOU FOUND THE PHONE SHARK. >> WELL, I FIGURED NO GUY WITH NORMAL TEETH 542 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,696 >> WELL, I FIGURED NO GUY WITH NORMAL TEETH CAN BITE THROUGH A PHONE, RIGHT? 543 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,031 NO GUY WITH NORMAL TEETH CAN BITE THROUGH A PHONE, RIGHT? >> OKAY. 544 00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:20,665 CAN BITE THROUGH A PHONE, RIGHT? >> OKAY. >> SO I STARTED CALLING 545 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,166 >> OKAY. >> SO I STARTED CALLING EVERY DENTIST IN SWELLVIEW 546 00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,167 >> SO I STARTED CALLING EVERY DENTIST IN SWELLVIEW UNTIL I FOUND ONE 547 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,335 EVERY DENTIST IN SWELLVIEW UNTIL I FOUND ONE WHO TOLD ME HE HAD A PATIENT 548 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,170 UNTIL I FOUND ONE WHO TOLD ME HE HAD A PATIENT WHO ASKED FOR A WHOLE MOUTHFUL 549 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,206 WHO TOLD ME HE HAD A PATIENT WHO ASKED FOR A WHOLE MOUTHFUL OF TITANIUM TEETH. 550 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:28,873 WHO ASKED FOR A WHOLE MOUTHFUL OF TITANIUM TEETH. >> WE SHOULD'VE CALLED 551 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:29,340 OF TITANIUM TEETH. >> WE SHOULD'VE CALLED SOME DENTISTS. 552 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,209 >> WE SHOULD'VE CALLED SOME DENTISTS. >> TOTALLY SHOULD'VE. 553 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:31,776 SOME DENTISTS. >> TOTALLY SHOULD'VE. >> THEN I HACKED INTO 554 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,377 >> TOTALLY SHOULD'VE. >> THEN I HACKED INTO THE DENTIST'S COMPUTER FILES, 555 00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:34,445 >> THEN I HACKED INTO THE DENTIST'S COMPUTER FILES, GOT THE GUY'S NAME, 556 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,880 THE DENTIST'S COMPUTER FILES, GOT THE GUY'S NAME, AND SEARCHED HIM ONLINE. 557 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,482 GOT THE GUY'S NAME, AND SEARCHED HIM ONLINE. >> OH, WE SHOULD'VE GONE ONLINE. 558 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,617 AND SEARCHED HIM ONLINE. >> OH, WE SHOULD'VE GONE ONLINE. >> WHAT IS WRONG WITH US? 559 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,553 >> OH, WE SHOULD'VE GONE ONLINE. >> WHAT IS WRONG WITH US? >> OH, AND HIS LAST UPDATE SAID, 560 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,688 >> WHAT IS WRONG WITH US? >> OH, AND HIS LAST UPDATE SAID, "OFF TO MY BROTHER'S WEDDING 561 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,289 >> OH, AND HIS LAST UPDATE SAID, "OFF TO MY BROTHER'S WEDDING IN SWELLVIEW PARK. 562 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,190 "OFF TO MY BROTHER'S WEDDING IN SWELLVIEW PARK. HOPE THEY SERVE PHONES 563 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:49,327 IN SWELLVIEW PARK. HOPE THEY SERVE PHONES FOR DESSERT. LOL." 564 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:52,130 HOPE THEY SERVE PHONES FOR DESSERT. LOL." >> AND THEN SHE CALLED ME. 565 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,064 FOR DESSERT. LOL." >> AND THEN SHE CALLED ME. >> SHE'S GOOD. 566 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,066 >> AND THEN SHE CALLED ME. >> SHE'S GOOD. >> SHE IS. 567 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,300 >> SHE'S GOOD. >> SHE IS. SHE COULD REALLY HELP US OUT 568 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,003 >> SHE IS. SHE COULD REALLY HELP US OUT AROUND HERE. 569 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,905 SHE COULD REALLY HELP US OUT AROUND HERE. >> US? 570 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,007 AROUND HERE. >> US? >> OH, RIGHT. 571 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,675 >> US? >> OH, RIGHT. YOU FIRED ME. 572 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,912 >> OH, RIGHT. YOU FIRED ME. >> WELL, YOU BROKE THE OATH. 573 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:11,716 YOU FIRED ME. >> WELL, YOU BROKE THE OATH. >> AND I CAUGHT THE PHONE SHARK. 574 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,919 >> WELL, YOU BROKE THE OATH. >> AND I CAUGHT THE PHONE SHARK. COME ON, RAY, HIRE ME BACK. 575 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:18,856 >> AND I CAUGHT THE PHONE SHARK. COME ON, RAY, HIRE ME BACK. >> ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RE-HIRED. 576 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,158 COME ON, RAY, HIRE ME BACK. >> ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RE-HIRED. >> YES. 577 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,261 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RE-HIRED. >> YES. >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] 578 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,663 >> YES. >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] COUGH, COUGH, COUGH. 579 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,430 >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] COUGH, COUGH, COUGH. >> OH, RIGHT. 580 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:27,431 COUGH, COUGH, COUGH. >> OH, RIGHT. AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO 581 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,267 >> OH, RIGHT. AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT CHARLOTTE? 582 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:32,336 AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT CHARLOTTE? >> DAH... 583 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,205 ABOUT CHARLOTTE? >> DAH... WELL, SHE KNOWS 584 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,741 >> DAH... WELL, SHE KNOWS YOU'RE KID DANGER, 585 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,676 WELL, SHE KNOWS YOU'RE KID DANGER, SHE KNOWS WHO I AM, 586 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,410 YOU'RE KID DANGER, SHE KNOWS WHO I AM, AND SHE KNOWS WHERE THE MAN CAVE 587 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,044 SHE KNOWS WHO I AM, AND SHE KNOWS WHERE THE MAN CAVE IS BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT HER 588 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,280 AND SHE KNOWS WHERE THE MAN CAVE IS BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT HER DOWN HERE. 589 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,549 IS BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT HER DOWN HERE. >> SO, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 590 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,049 DOWN HERE. >> SO, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> THAT WE EITHER 591 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:45,783 >> SO, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> THAT WE EITHER HAVE TO KILL YOU, 592 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:46,784 >> THAT WE EITHER HAVE TO KILL YOU, ERASE YOUR BRAIN, 593 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,786 HAVE TO KILL YOU, ERASE YOUR BRAIN, OR GIVE YOU A JOB. 594 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:49,353 ERASE YOUR BRAIN, OR GIVE YOU A JOB. >> I VOTE JOB. 595 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:49,887 OR GIVE YOU A JOB. >> I VOTE JOB. >> WE CAN REALLY 596 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:50,855 >> I VOTE JOB. >> WE CAN REALLY ERASE HER BRAIN? 597 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,191 >> WE CAN REALLY ERASE HER BRAIN? >> DUDE. 598 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:53,724 ERASE HER BRAIN? >> DUDE. >> ALL RIGHT, 599 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:54,692 >> DUDE. >> ALL RIGHT, SHE CAN HAVE A JOB HERE. 600 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,459 >> ALL RIGHT, SHE CAN HAVE A JOB HERE. >> AWESOME. 601 00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:56,761 SHE CAN HAVE A JOB HERE. >> AWESOME. >> IF... 602 00:19:56,763 --> 00:20:00,264 >> AWESOME. >> IF... SHE CAN PASS THE PICKLE TEST. 603 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:04,702 >> IF... SHE CAN PASS THE PICKLE TEST. >> [ GRUNTING ] 604 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:08,306 SHE CAN PASS THE PICKLE TEST. >> [ GRUNTING ] >> THANKS, BORK. 605 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,774 >> [ GRUNTING ] >> THANKS, BORK. NOW, GRUNT AND EXIT. 606 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,275 >> THANKS, BORK. NOW, GRUNT AND EXIT. >> [ GRUNTING ] 607 00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,946 NOW, GRUNT AND EXIT. >> [ GRUNTING ] >> CHARLOTTE... 608 00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,113 >> [ GRUNTING ] >> CHARLOTTE... YOU MUST NOW PROVE 609 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:16,948 >> CHARLOTTE... YOU MUST NOW PROVE YOU'RE CLEVER ENOUGH 610 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,649 YOU MUST NOW PROVE YOU'RE CLEVER ENOUGH TO WORK FOR CAPTAIN MAN. 611 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,818 YOU'RE CLEVER ENOUGH TO WORK FOR CAPTAIN MAN. >> I FOUND THE PHONE SHARK. 612 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:21,819 TO WORK FOR CAPTAIN MAN. >> I FOUND THE PHONE SHARK. >> WELL, ANYONE COULD DO THAT. 613 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:22,820 >> I FOUND THE PHONE SHARK. >> WELL, ANYONE COULD DO THAT. >> NOT YOU TWO. 614 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:23,421 >> WELL, ANYONE COULD DO THAT. >> NOT YOU TWO. >> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 615 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:23,921 >> NOT YOU TWO. >> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? >> OKAY, 616 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,656 >> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? >> OKAY, LET'S NOT GO THERE AGAIN. 617 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:26,824 >> OKAY, LET'S NOT GO THERE AGAIN. >> NOW... 618 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,326 LET'S NOT GO THERE AGAIN. >> NOW... TO PROVE YOUR WORTHINESS, 619 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,261 >> NOW... TO PROVE YOUR WORTHINESS, YOU MUST GET THAT PICKLE 620 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,329 TO PROVE YOUR WORTHINESS, YOU MUST GET THAT PICKLE OUT OF THAT JAR THAT BORK 621 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,064 YOU MUST GET THAT PICKLE OUT OF THAT JAR THAT BORK JUST POWER-SCREWED SHUT. 622 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,732 OUT OF THAT JAR THAT BORK JUST POWER-SCREWED SHUT. >> HOW MUCH TIME DOES SHE HAVE? 623 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,134 JUST POWER-SCREWED SHUT. >> HOW MUCH TIME DOES SHE HAVE? >> EXACTLY FIVE MIN-- 624 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:41,906 >> HOW MUCH TIME DOES SHE HAVE? >> EXACTLY FIVE MIN-- >> HERE'S YOUR PICKLE. 625 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:46,844 >> EXACTLY FIVE MIN-- >> HERE'S YOUR PICKLE. >> THAT WAS BORK'S FAVORITE JAR. 626 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:51,349 >> HERE'S YOUR PICKLE. >> THAT WAS BORK'S FAVORITE JAR. >> WAIT, IS CHARLOTTE HIRED? 627 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:54,018 >> THAT WAS BORK'S FAVORITE JAR. >> WAIT, IS CHARLOTTE HIRED? >> YEAH, YEAH, SHE'S HIRED. 628 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:58,356 >> WAIT, IS CHARLOTTE HIRED? >> YEAH, YEAH, SHE'S HIRED. >> WAIT, 629 00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,357 >> YEAH, YEAH, SHE'S HIRED. >> WAIT, YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING COOL? 630 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,524 >> WAIT, YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING COOL? >> YEAH. 631 00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:05,763 YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING COOL? >> YEAH. >> HUG ME. 632 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,331 >> YEAH. >> HUG ME. JUST TRUST ME. 633 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:10,434 >> HUG ME. JUST TRUST ME. >> WHOA. 634 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,969 JUST TRUST ME. >> WHOA. >> UP THE TUBE! 635 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,437 >> WHOA. >> UP THE TUBE! >> [ CHARLOTTE SCREAMS ] 636 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:44,168 >> UP THE TUBE! >> [ CHARLOTTE SCREAMS ] >> YEAH. 637 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:46,904 >> [ CHARLOTTE SCREAMS ] >> YEAH. NOW YOU HAVE TO SQUEEZE MY FOOT. 638 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:47,905 >> YEAH. NOW YOU HAVE TO SQUEEZE MY FOOT. >> NO. 639 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,141 NOW YOU HAVE TO SQUEEZE MY FOOT. >> NO. THIS PEDICURE IS OVER. 640 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:54,045 >> MRS. HART! 641 00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:54,512 WANT TO SEE 642 00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:55,913 A VIDEO OF YOUR DAUGHTER? 643 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:56,747 >> SHH. 644 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,549 I'M SQUEEZING, I'M SQUEEZING. 645 00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:01,152 [ OVEN BELL ] 646 00:22:01,202 --> 00:22:05,752 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 59635

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