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Guys, I am loving my job
at Chuckles & Huggs.
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It is great.
Who wants to see pics?
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Groan.
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- Farting noise. - Come on. What kind
of monster doesn't want to see
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a pic of me,
a chubby Korean kid,
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and a state-of-the-art
Bubblebot 9000 bubble machine?
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Me.
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Farting noise.
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But I'm doing
the Gunnam Style dance.
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- You're not saying it right.
- Gan-nstyle?
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- Ngam-ngam.- Gang-ang.
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You gotta swallow
the G's, the N's, and the M.
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Gangnam Style.
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- There it is.
- Yes!
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- Yeah,
- I am just so happy
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that you found a job
that is so rewarding.
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Well, I love my job, too,
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but winter is a terrible time
for the food truck industry.
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I mean, business has been slower
than a WNBA fast break.
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Tell me about it. Winter is
terrible for the store industry.
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Store industry?
Is that what it's called?
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Oh, Penny. Yeah.
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Hey, Max. You think I could bum
a bowl of cereal?
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Haven't had a carb in
four years. Feeling nostalgic.
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Oh, I remember that crouton.
You named it Sonya.
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Oh!
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Wow!
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Cereal prizes
have gotten awesome.
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Okay, you know what?
The phone is mine.
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I was hiding it
in the cereal box
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'cause I can't stop
texting Jason,
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this new hunk of butter
than I'm seeing.
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- Pfft. I texted him, like, 11 times
last night. - How is that even possible?
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Well, first, I texted him to see
if he wanted to go see that
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new gay four tops cover band,
The Four Tops.
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- Not familiar.
- Then he texted me back,
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"I'm actually more of
a Smokey Robinson man,"
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to which I texted him back,
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"I second that emoticon,"
smiley face.
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Then I texted him, like,
nine times
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to make sure he got that joke.
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Maxima Herbert Blum,
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what if I were to tell you
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I knew a way for you
to stop texting Jason
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and regain all of the power
in your relationship?
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Well, Penny Aziz Hartz,
I'd tell you I'm intrigued.
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Then I'd tell
you to come to my home tonight,
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at 6:00 PM, sharp.
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Most likely because she has
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a dramatic speaking class
at 7:00,
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and it's too late to cancel.
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Ohh. Would not eat that cereal.
It came with the apartment.
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Ugh.
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Ohh. Oh!
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- Oh! Mm!
- Careful, baby girl.
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Ooh, would not drink that water.
Pipes are ravaged with tetanus.
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Hope you got your shot!
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Ugh! Mm!
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Ooh! That is not vodka!
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It's a water sample
I'm collecting
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in my lawsuit
against the building.
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Ugh! Ugh!
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Ahh. Idiot.
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Al, no!
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What?
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Oh. Right. The cereal.
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Ew!
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- I got it. It's fine.
- Hey, um...
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that's... toilet water.
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We're all good.
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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- Good day for your boy Ethan, man.
- Yeah.
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He was a lordon the big boy slide.
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And he really seems
to have gotten a handle
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on that whole biting
other kids' mouths problem.
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Why does he do that?
I don't know. It's weird.
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- Yeah.
- Well, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
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- Take care.
- All right.
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Take care, Cody.
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Way to own
that ball pit today, Sarah.
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See you later,
menacing repo men.
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Wait.
What are you guys doing?
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No payments, no bubbles.
Sorry, babe.
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Did you just call me "babe"?
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Hey, Terry, um,
some repo guys said
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we haven't been making
our Bubblebot payments.
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Is everything okay?
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Brad, when my partner
Robert Huggs and I opened
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this place in early March 2010,
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the last thing
I ever thought would happen
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is that my partner Robert Huggs
would die in late March 2010.
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- Oh.
- He was a business mind. I was a dreamer.
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Right. Um...
so what, that...
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we're just a little behind
on our bills? Or...
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we're not gonna close
or anything?
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Right?
We're not gonna close.
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Brad, I can't say for certain if
we're gonna stay open or close,
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but I can say for sure
we're probably gonna close.
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Um...
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what?
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Did you run here?
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No. I took a cab.
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So... what's your secret
solution to my texting problem?
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Jason's got all the power
in your relationship,
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and if you want it back,
it's simple.
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You just need to not text him
until he texts you.
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I can't. I really,
really, really wanna text him.
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Everything I see
reminds me of him--
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a train going through a tunnel,
an oil rig exploding,
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two gay guys having sex.
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You are watching way too much
stock footage and gay porn,
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and I can't fix that,
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but I can fix
your power problem.
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Nochetussin.
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My mom got it from Mexico
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because it's discontinued
in the states
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and in Mexico,
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which is why the Mexicans
smuggle it from Nicaragua,
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where it's also illegal.
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It's made in Libya
in a neighborhood of Tripoli
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called "Little Mexico."
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"Warning-- good luck."
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Night's the toughest time
not to text, right?
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So you just
down a dose before dinner
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and sleep a tight 14.
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You can't text
while you're sleepin'!
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You smellin' what I'm passin'?
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No, Pen. Be a lady.
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Look, I'll even do it with you.
I used to do this all the time.
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Pete's off on a golf trip,
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and I don't want to bug him
about wedding details.
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I don't wanna seem needy.
I wanna seem powerful.
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Okay, Pen,
with all due respect,
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and I appreciate
you helping me,
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but I don't need
to knock myself clear out
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to avoid texting someone.
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Really? Because you're purposely
pocket texting him right now.
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All right, let's do this.
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Oh, my God!
Penny, get in here!
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It worked!
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Not only did I not text Jason--
he texted me!
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Of course it worked.
I got a text, too.
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Power officially regained.
High fives all around.
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- Nochetussin is genius!
- Yeah, it is!
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Oof!
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Ooh. I forgot to tell you about
the one side effect.
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One side of your body is
affected by temporary paralysis.
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Mm-hmm.
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Wow.
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I can't believe Chuckles & Huggs
might be closing.
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I know. What am I gonna do
without those kids?
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What are those kids gonna do
without that gym?
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Where's Terry gonna
store all his 9/11 research?
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This sucks.
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Dave's been playing
a lot of guitar lately.
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Some would say too much.
I would say too much.
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Just tryin' to release an EP
by End Of Winter.
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"End Of Winter" is
the name of his band.
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Just gotta find distribution
for the darn thing.
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"The Darn Thing"
is the name of their EP.
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Okay, I hate all of that.
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Brad, I know how
you can save the gym.
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What is your favorite movie?
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"High School High."
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Okay. What is
your second favorite movie?
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"Anaconda"!
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Ugh. _
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What is
your 23rd favorite movie?
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"Sister Act 2,
Back In The Habit"?
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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Okay, so think about it.
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You can save Chuckles & Huggs
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the way Whoopi Goldberg saved
that Catholic school.
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Oh. Whoopi was so hot
in that movie.
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- So hot.
- Unh.
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- But you use your special skill...
- Right.
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- ...to save the gym.
- Wait.
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How am I supposed to give
14 consecutive orgasms
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to a brick building?
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Other skill.
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Oh! Right! Yeah.
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- Oh, business is my special skill.
- Yeah. Yeah!
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- Oh! Okay!
- One of 'em. One of 'em.
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- Yeah, I got it. I got it. Okay.
- Yeah.
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- I'm gonna do it!
- Mm!
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I'm gonna totally save
Chuckles & Huggs!
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Hold up.
That's not the right vibe.
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Oh. My bad.
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Ooh! That's the stuff.
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Yeah, it is!
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Okay, Terry, so I looked
through your books--
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which are actually
just young adult novels
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you've shoved receipts into--
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and technically speaking,
we're in some deep deuce.
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Hey, look at that.
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I did have snake insurance.
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Terry, this is just
the back of a jury summons
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that says, "'like a good
neighbor, snake farm is there'
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would be a great slogan
for a snake insurance company."
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Hey, great idea, Brad.
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Okay. Look...
your first problem is,
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we're only scheduling
one birthday party a day
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when we could easily
schedule six.
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Great. Six what?
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Six parties, bro.
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And check this out. Your food
budget is through the roof, man.
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You order ten pizzas a day.
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Oh, that's a typo.
That should say 100.
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What?! 100 piz--
how many actually get eaten?
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Well, usually about ten.
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Are you shrooming right now?
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No. Are you a cop?
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Forget it.
Look, I did some research,
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and it turns out other gyms have
all kinds of entertainment.
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And we should, too,
which is why I'm gonna round up
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- the ragtaggiest group of underdogs--
- The Traveling Wilburys?!
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No, Terry! How am I gonna get
The Traveling Wilburys?
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Two of 'em are dead!
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I'm talking about my friends,
damn it! It's my friends!
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Alex, how would you like
to come do arts and crafts
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with the kids
at Chuckles & Huggs?
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Oh, Brad, I'd love to
but I'm super busy right now.
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I have got
a serious cricket infestation
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I'm trying to deal with.
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- Oh.
- Who am I kidding? I'm in.
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David, how would you like
to come play music for the kids?
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Sure, bro, but I'm gonna play
my music, my way.
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Alone in a box forever
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you're deceased,
you're deceased!
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Okay, maybe you're not right
for this.
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No, no! No, no!
I'll play any music any way.
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What time's soundcheck?
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Don't tell me.
I wanna be surprised.
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- Jane.
- I'm in!
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Wha-- how did you know
what I was gonna say?
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So I talked to Alex.
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And I would do anything
to help my hot-ass Whoopi.
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I know what kids like.
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- Cookies, right?
- Yes.
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Perfect.
Then I will teach them
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how to access
their web browsing history.
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Or maybe anything else.
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Okay. All right.
All right. All right.
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I'll teach 'em how
to organize a militia.
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No.
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Immigration law,
intricacies of.
247
00:08:58,735 --> 00:09:00,709
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You keep working on that.
248
00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:03,673
Okay, I'll keep working on it.
Like that wasn't perfect.
249
00:09:03,783 --> 00:09:04,974
Okay.
250
00:09:06,875 --> 00:09:10,789
Ooh. "Ten must-haves
for a memorable wedding."
251
00:09:10,885 --> 00:09:13,003
Ohh.
I gotta text Pete!
252
00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,431
But I can't.
But I want to!
253
00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:16,634
But I can't.
254
00:09:16,737 --> 00:09:17,853
Can I?
255
00:09:18,374 --> 00:09:19,720
I haven't texted him
all damn day.
256
00:09:19,815 --> 00:09:21,764
How much power does a gal
actually need?
257
00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,030
Are you a lunatic?!
258
00:09:23,118 --> 00:09:24,468
- Where did you come from?
- What are you gonna do,
259
00:09:24,570 --> 00:09:26,423
text Pete and give him
all the power right back?
260
00:09:26,515 --> 00:09:28,639
I know. I messed up.
That was a close call.
261
00:09:28,728 --> 00:09:30,395
But I'm glad you're here.
Thank you.
262
00:09:30,507 --> 00:09:32,872
You're welcome.
What's going on with you?
263
00:09:32,956 --> 00:09:34,788
- I don't know, man.
- Weak. Spineless.
264
00:09:34,931 --> 00:09:36,183
- I know.
- Disgusting.
265
00:09:36,290 --> 00:09:37,683
Really grotesque.
266
00:09:37,770 --> 00:09:39,826
You know,
just a garbage dog full of--
267
00:09:39,935 --> 00:09:41,204
Now that I'm gettin'
fresh eyes on it,
268
00:09:41,336 --> 00:09:42,755
who's to say who can text whom
269
00:09:42,869 --> 00:09:46,100
and when they can text
that person and what about?
270
00:09:46,303 --> 00:09:47,793
What are you doing?! No!
271
00:09:47,883 --> 00:09:50,144
Did you not
just hear your own offensive rant?!
272
00:09:50,237 --> 00:09:51,785
Jason texted me "what up."
273
00:09:51,894 --> 00:09:55,198
He deserves to know what up!
274
00:09:55,321 --> 00:09:58,012
- How else is he gonna find out what up?!
- Max.
275
00:09:58,145 --> 00:10:00,865
Use your thick brain. Okay?
276
00:10:00,977 --> 00:10:03,832
Sure, we didn't text for a day.
Okay. We got some power.
277
00:10:03,935 --> 00:10:06,075
Pretty good. But you know what's
better than some power?
278
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:09,031
- Oh, yeah. Black power.
- No. More power.
279
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:12,318
Ah. And the more power
we have,
280
00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,710
then the more power...
281
00:10:15,313 --> 00:10:17,048
we'll have.
282
00:10:24,002 --> 00:10:25,657
What a great morning.
283
00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,281
Ahh, after another
successful text-free night.
284
00:10:28,393 --> 00:10:29,089
I feel amazing.
285
00:10:29,181 --> 00:10:30,903
I feel fresher than a Daisy...
286
00:10:31,027 --> 00:10:32,303
Fuentes. Joke.
287
00:10:32,427 --> 00:10:33,498
And no one's burned her
in a while.
288
00:10:33,605 --> 00:10:34,781
- Aw! Let's brunch out.
- Yeah.
289
00:10:35,934 --> 00:10:37,482
Uh, Penny?
290
00:10:37,617 --> 00:10:39,463
Why's it 4:00 AM?
291
00:10:39,998 --> 00:10:41,063
Yo, what's up?
292
00:10:41,158 --> 00:10:42,224
Oh, no.
293
00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:44,769
We must've built up a tolerance
to the Nochetussin.
294
00:10:44,881 --> 00:10:46,179
You know what we have to do,
right?
295
00:10:46,316 --> 00:10:48,263
Double the dose.
296
00:10:55,183 --> 00:10:57,906
Love times love
297
00:10:58,338 --> 00:11:01,189
divided by love
298
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:06,068
equals
love to the power of love
299
00:11:06,172 --> 00:11:07,621
Boo!
300
00:11:07,694 --> 00:11:09,819
Guys, come on!
Those are all my songs.
301
00:11:09,913 --> 00:11:11,396
How could you not like
any of 'em?
302
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,348
Because they're doody.
303
00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:15,575
- Ah. Real mature. Real mature.
- Yeah!
304
00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:17,680
You want doody?
You want doody?!
305
00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:19,177
I'll give you doody!
306
00:11:19,266 --> 00:11:20,563
Doody
307
00:11:20,859 --> 00:11:21,986
doody, doody
308
00:11:22,129 --> 00:11:23,296
doody!
309
00:11:23,394 --> 00:11:25,239
Yeah!
310
00:11:26,898 --> 00:11:28,305
Doody
311
00:11:28,786 --> 00:11:30,357
doody, doody
312
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,353
doody
313
00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:37,756
Thank you,
pretty little princess.
314
00:11:37,856 --> 00:11:39,093
It's actually really good.
315
00:11:39,290 --> 00:11:41,066
I didn't realize kids could
do stuff.
316
00:11:42,409 --> 00:11:43,986
Wow, Brad.
317
00:11:44,222 --> 00:11:45,666
I haven't seen
this many people in here
318
00:11:45,775 --> 00:11:48,270
since the time I accidentally
checked in on Grindr.
319
00:11:48,377 --> 00:11:49,929
- You're awesome.
- Thanks.
320
00:11:50,048 --> 00:11:52,696
You remind me
of the late Robert Huggs.
321
00:11:52,835 --> 00:11:55,833
Minus the scars from the
botched "face/off" surgery.
322
00:11:55,933 --> 00:11:57,388
Uh, thanks.
323
00:11:58,932 --> 00:12:00,986
Uh, babe,
where are all the kids?
324
00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,044
I don't know.
325
00:12:02,150 --> 00:12:03,710
I don't understand why
they didn't want to watch
326
00:12:03,817 --> 00:12:06,964
a riveting documentary
about natural gas extraction.
327
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,640
- Riveting?
- Yeah.
328
00:12:08,736 --> 00:12:12,001
Well, why not try something
a little more on their level?
329
00:12:12,111 --> 00:12:13,863
- Oh!
- Yeah.
330
00:12:13,973 --> 00:12:15,821
Like, what did I like
when I was a kid?
331
00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:17,505
- Yeah.
- Writing love letters
332
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:20,047
to my childhood crush
Boris Yeltsin!
333
00:12:20,148 --> 00:12:21,748
- No.
- Oh. No.
334
00:12:24,471 --> 00:12:27,387
So I finished my fourth encore
of "The Doody Song,"
335
00:12:27,506 --> 00:12:28,763
and it's pandemonium!
336
00:12:28,859 --> 00:12:30,236
I mean, I get so caught up
in the moment,
337
00:12:30,352 --> 00:12:31,832
I smash my guitar!
338
00:12:31,991 --> 00:12:34,909
Regretted immediately. Had to
drop three bills on a new axe.
339
00:12:35,049 --> 00:12:37,468
So, yeah,
pretty epic afternoon.
340
00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:40,651
- Wow. - God, it feels so good
to have an audience again.
341
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,290
I mean, that rush!
That energy!
342
00:12:42,389 --> 00:12:44,511
A kid threw a diaper
up on the stage.
343
00:12:44,622 --> 00:12:46,126
- Gross, Dave.
- Oh, come on.
344
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,033
Jealous called.
They want "much" back
345
00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:50,079
so they can form
the following sentence--
346
00:12:50,244 --> 00:12:51,368
jealous much?
347
00:12:51,488 --> 00:12:52,356
Not great.
348
00:12:52,474 --> 00:12:53,915
It's pretty good.
349
00:12:54,016 --> 00:12:55,443
Gotta get to my gig.
350
00:12:55,548 --> 00:12:56,907
Bye.
351
00:12:58,071 --> 00:13:00,763
Uh, customer or do you need change
for the meter?
352
00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:02,559
No. I love your store.
353
00:13:02,683 --> 00:13:04,556
Oh, well, then come see
the new winter fashions.
354
00:13:04,672 --> 00:13:06,684
And don't worry. We have
all the in between sizes.
355
00:13:06,801 --> 00:13:10,230
Triple medium, small big,
and horse jockey large.
356
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:12,850
Oh, you know, my cousin is
a jockey, but he's a medium.
357
00:13:12,952 --> 00:13:14,484
You know, but I do love
your bracelet.
358
00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:16,530
Oh! Actually, we don't carry
this in the store.
359
00:13:16,644 --> 00:13:17,853
Oh, that's too bad.
360
00:13:17,952 --> 00:13:19,707
You know, I saw a similar one
selling down the street
361
00:13:19,813 --> 00:13:21,977
for, like, 150,
but they were all sold out.
362
00:13:22,081 --> 00:13:23,704
Whoa. For 150,
I'll sell you this one.
363
00:13:23,798 --> 00:13:24,624
Oh, great!
364
00:13:24,711 --> 00:13:26,935
Okay, I think I have
$150 in cash on me.
365
00:13:27,063 --> 00:13:29,700
Oh, you meant $150.
366
00:13:29,847 --> 00:13:31,754
Damn!
367
00:13:35,227 --> 00:13:36,307
Uh!
368
00:13:36,915 --> 00:13:37,838
Ooh.
369
00:13:38,022 --> 00:13:39,476
I gotta tell ya...
370
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,689
that was
the best 29 hours of sleep
371
00:13:41,806 --> 00:13:42,746
I've ever gotten.
372
00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:44,804
And if you remember correctly,
I was once in a coma.
373
00:13:44,945 --> 00:13:46,232
This is the life.
374
00:13:46,539 --> 00:13:48,453
We feel terrific.
375
00:13:48,558 --> 00:13:50,824
We look even better
than we feel,
376
00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:53,688
which, as you'll remember,
is terrific.
377
00:13:53,822 --> 00:13:55,830
How did we not know
power was amazing?
378
00:13:55,951 --> 00:13:57,835
Kanye wrote a song about it.
379
00:13:57,948 --> 00:14:00,305
Emily and Merrill Boothe
named their son after it.
380
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,578
Powers Boothe. Are you not
watching "Nashville"?
381
00:14:03,673 --> 00:14:05,305
- Mnh-mnh.
- Get on it.
382
00:14:05,408 --> 00:14:06,936
Look at this text from Pete.
383
00:14:07,172 --> 00:14:09,329
"Penny, why aren't you
responding? Are you okay?
384
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,188
I'm genuinely concerned
about you."
385
00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:14,744
Pathetic! Pete, are you
genuinely concerned
386
00:14:14,849 --> 00:14:16,312
about how much power I have
over you?
387
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,333
'Cause you should be.
388
00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:23,020
Well, I'm bushed.
I think I'm gonna turn in.
389
00:14:23,108 --> 00:14:24,533
Yeah, mama's pyooped!
390
00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:26,317
Just gonna grab a quick pull
391
00:14:26,444 --> 00:14:28,525
- off the old sweet green sleep juice.
- Mm-hmm.
392
00:14:31,092 --> 00:14:32,339
Okay.
393
00:14:32,437 --> 00:14:33,906
Nothing to freak out about.
394
00:14:34,151 --> 00:14:35,598
We just need to get some more
of that stuff right now.
395
00:14:35,685 --> 00:14:37,378
- Immediately right now.
- I can't get any more.
396
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:38,559
What do you mean
you can't get any more?
397
00:14:38,642 --> 00:14:39,877
There's not enough
for both of us.
398
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,390
Oh, God!
399
00:14:44,249 --> 00:14:45,110
Aah!
400
00:14:46,005 --> 00:14:46,894
Aah!
401
00:14:47,308 --> 00:14:49,249
Aah!
402
00:14:53,071 --> 00:14:54,599
Doody
403
00:14:55,112 --> 00:14:56,179
doody
404
00:14:56,268 --> 00:14:57,698
doo
405
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:00,615
doody
406
00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:02,353
doody
407
00:15:02,886 --> 00:15:06,954
doody, doody, doody
408
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,242
doody
409
00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:09,649
doody
410
00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:14,469
doody, doody, doody,
doody doo
411
00:15:14,597 --> 00:15:15,901
doody-doody
412
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,531
doody-doody
413
00:15:17,648 --> 00:15:21,070
doody, doody, doody
414
00:15:22,224 --> 00:15:23,998
doody
415
00:15:24,188 --> 00:15:25,963
doody
416
00:15:26,105 --> 00:15:27,667
doody
417
00:15:27,813 --> 00:15:30,238
doody
418
00:15:30,336 --> 00:15:33,037
- Again! Again! Again!
- Okay!
419
00:15:33,137 --> 00:15:34,951
Well, kids love Doody.
420
00:15:35,075 --> 00:15:37,564
Brad--
may I call you Brad?
421
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,535
It's better than yesterday
when you called me Reggie.
422
00:15:39,656 --> 00:15:41,104
Thanks for everything.
423
00:15:41,158 --> 00:15:43,511
I know Robert Huggs is
looking down on us, smiling.
424
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:44,935
Literally.
He's buried on the roof.
425
00:15:45,023 --> 00:15:46,773
Face down with a smile
on his face.
426
00:15:46,894 --> 00:15:49,070
Well, technically,
it's someone else's face.
427
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:53,918
Wow, man.
428
00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:56,423
- Very impressive job you've done here.
- Aw, thanks, man.
429
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,197
Oh, Terry told me you used
to work in finance?
430
00:15:58,308 --> 00:15:59,455
Terry says a lot of things.
431
00:15:59,565 --> 00:16:01,875
Yesterday, he told me he's
concerned he may be immortal.
432
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,360
- That concerning.
- Yes.
433
00:16:03,455 --> 00:16:05,571
But, uh, yeah,
I did work in finance.
434
00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:07,638
- Well, I'm actually a partner
at Zimmet Financial... - Oh.
435
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:08,840
...and we checked up on you,
436
00:16:08,954 --> 00:16:10,257
and I think you'd be
a great fit.
437
00:16:10,393 --> 00:16:12,355
Would you ever consider
coming to work for us?
438
00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:14,403
Uh... wow.
439
00:16:14,497 --> 00:16:16,074
- Um, I--
- Think about it.
440
00:16:16,178 --> 00:16:17,371
All right.
441
00:16:18,985 --> 00:16:20,616
Nope. Turning around.
442
00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:21,868
Out we go.
443
00:16:28,329 --> 00:16:31,422
So listen, guys. Out of nowhere,
I got offered a job today.
444
00:16:31,519 --> 00:16:33,378
What? No.
You can't leave the gym.
445
00:16:33,477 --> 00:16:36,036
I have a huge order to fill.
I need 500 units by end of we--
446
00:16:36,153 --> 00:16:39,017
I mean, you love kids.
447
00:16:39,114 --> 00:16:41,549
- What? - And I gotta prove that
I'm not a one-hit wonder.
448
00:16:41,646 --> 00:16:43,737
I know I've got more
than just Doody in me.
449
00:16:43,843 --> 00:16:47,326
And I really wanna find a way
to relate to those little, um...
450
00:16:47,405 --> 00:16:48,375
- Kids?
- Yep.
451
00:16:48,477 --> 00:16:49,649
Real helpful, guys.
452
00:16:49,794 --> 00:16:50,799
Thanks.
453
00:16:51,049 --> 00:16:52,068
You know what?
454
00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:54,657
I think I need to go
to my thinking spot.
455
00:16:59,229 --> 00:17:00,187
This part of the condominium
456
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,992
just really helps me
clear my head.
457
00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:09,283
Hello, Max.
Thank you for coming.
458
00:17:09,398 --> 00:17:12,037
I have something very important
to discuss with you.
459
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:14,376
Please, um, have a seat.
460
00:17:15,632 --> 00:17:18,029
Hello, Penny.
Thank you for coming.
461
00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:21,253
- I live here. - I have something
very important to discuss with you.
462
00:17:21,506 --> 00:17:22,881
Can you stand up for a second?
463
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:25,066
- What?
- Can you stand up for a second?
464
00:17:25,729 --> 00:17:28,052
Please, have a seat.
465
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,838
"Max Blum,
466
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,899
I called you here today
because I want you to know..."
467
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,223
"your behavior has affected me
468
00:17:41,341 --> 00:17:42,847
in the following way."
469
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:43,838
- "You always--"
- "Penny Hartz,
470
00:17:43,974 --> 00:17:46,419
I called you here today
because I want you to know..."
471
00:17:46,553 --> 00:17:48,712
"your, uh,
your behavior has affect--"
472
00:17:48,813 --> 00:17:50,815
- What are you doing? - What are you
doing? I'm interventioning you.
473
00:17:50,908 --> 00:17:52,674
No, that's impossible, because
I'm interventioning you.
474
00:17:53,912 --> 00:17:55,666
"You've disappointed me
in the following ways, dad!"
475
00:17:55,749 --> 00:17:57,524
- Wait. Did you say "dad"?
- You said "dad," too.
476
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,985
Did you get your intervention
from interventiontemplates.com?
477
00:18:00,107 --> 00:18:03,612
- Yeah.
- What are we doing?
478
00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:05,161
We're being
a couple world-class idiots.
479
00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:06,778
Agreed.
480
00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:08,535
I mean...
you know what?
481
00:18:08,636 --> 00:18:10,292
Since I've been up
for three consecutive hours,
482
00:18:10,397 --> 00:18:13,244
I'm starting to think my
power theory was a little wack.
483
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,394
Yeah, and that
Mexican sleeping juice?
484
00:18:15,484 --> 00:18:18,940
Pfft. It has done a number on
the old central nervous system.
485
00:18:19,048 --> 00:18:20,462
Check this out.
486
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:22,669
- Nothin'.
- It's not on.
487
00:18:22,773 --> 00:18:23,717
That's another thing.
488
00:18:23,826 --> 00:18:25,836
I can't tell when stuff is
on or off anymore.
489
00:18:25,928 --> 00:18:27,082
Welp...
490
00:18:27,161 --> 00:18:28,567
at least we only hurt
ourselves.
491
00:18:30,227 --> 00:18:31,072
Hey, Pete!
492
00:18:31,174 --> 00:18:32,413
Thank God you're okay.
I was so worried.
493
00:18:32,509 --> 00:18:33,757
You didn't answer
any of my texts,
494
00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:35,278
so I canceled
the rest of my trip,
495
00:18:35,378 --> 00:18:36,763
and I came home
as soon as I could.
496
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,483
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
497
00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:39,823
We were doing
this whole power thing.
498
00:18:39,927 --> 00:18:41,898
And it's so stupid.
It just-- it got out of hand.
499
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,963
And honestly, I'm so sorry.
I'm so stupid.
500
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,896
Everybody, everyone,
501
00:18:52,012 --> 00:18:53,306
hey, listen up.
502
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:56,904
So here's the deal.
I got offered a great job.
503
00:18:56,994 --> 00:18:59,509
But I love it here so much,
and you all mean so much to me,
504
00:18:59,627 --> 00:19:02,851
so I decided to turn it down
and stay here with you guys.
505
00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:06,595
Really? In this economy?
You gotta think long term, bro.
506
00:19:06,690 --> 00:19:08,141
- Um...
- Yeah.
507
00:19:08,269 --> 00:19:09,487
You gotta make that skrillah
508
00:19:09,578 --> 00:19:11,655
if you're gonna hang on
to this vanilla.
509
00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:12,518
Yeah.
510
00:19:12,604 --> 00:19:13,744
Inappropriate, but thank you.
511
00:19:13,991 --> 00:19:16,614
Brad, you love business stuff.
512
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:18,916
I mean, look at how much fun you
had turning this place around.
513
00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:20,377
Yeah.
514
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,362
I mean, Whoopi was great
at mixing it up
515
00:19:22,476 --> 00:19:24,682
with those very troubled
inner city Catholics,
516
00:19:24,848 --> 00:19:27,931
but she was still
a Vegas lounge singer at heart.
517
00:19:28,222 --> 00:19:30,315
And you're a businessman
at heart.
518
00:19:30,910 --> 00:19:32,758
I do love business.
519
00:19:32,929 --> 00:19:34,124
I like taking care of it,
520
00:19:34,213 --> 00:19:35,594
I love gettin' down to it.
521
00:19:35,681 --> 00:19:36,746
I love minding my own.
522
00:19:36,831 --> 00:19:38,565
Love it as usual
or mixing it with pleasure.
523
00:19:38,693 --> 00:19:41,802
Yeah, you're right.
I'm gonna take that job.
524
00:19:41,904 --> 00:19:45,311
I'm gonna take it.
You gonna be okay, Terry?
525
00:19:45,398 --> 00:19:46,912
Oh, we gon' be fine, Reggie.
526
00:19:47,009 --> 00:19:47,887
I'll keep the gym running
527
00:19:47,982 --> 00:19:49,636
using all the business knowledge
you taught me,
528
00:19:49,754 --> 00:19:52,135
and that $2.5 million
I inherited
529
00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:54,601
when my Aunt Doris was crushed
by that satellite.
530
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,744
- Right.
- Mm, yeah.
531
00:19:56,852 --> 00:19:58,324
I'm gonna miss you,
Terrence Chuckles.
532
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,016
- Hey!
- Aw!
533
00:20:03,794 --> 00:20:05,181
Congrats, dude.
534
00:20:05,308 --> 00:20:07,445
Looks like we both made it.
Proud of you, man.
535
00:20:08,699 --> 00:20:10,137
I'm proud of you, too.
536
00:20:10,237 --> 00:20:12,234
I just wish I could've
found my thing.
537
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,935
You know, like you guys did
with the... little guys.
538
00:20:15,063 --> 00:20:16,636
- Kids?
- Yes. Them, too.
539
00:20:16,766 --> 00:20:18,310
Well...
if there's two things
540
00:20:18,412 --> 00:20:20,059
I've learned working
at Chuckles & Huggs,
541
00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:21,204
it's never use the bathroom
542
00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:22,837
after Terry's
been in there cookin'...
543
00:20:23,009 --> 00:20:25,437
- Ah. - ...and all kids lovesquish mountain.
544
00:20:25,532 --> 00:20:26,677
What is squish mountain?
545
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,461
Squish mountain!
546
00:20:30,978 --> 00:20:32,405
Aah! Oh!
547
00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:34,969
Oh, my God!
I found what I'm good at!
548
00:20:35,063 --> 00:20:38,263
Squish mountain!
This is so rewarding!
549
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,863
Squish mountain, yeah!
550
00:20:50,399 --> 00:20:51,660
I need to go pee!
551
00:20:51,753 --> 00:20:54,220
But you just went to
the bathroom five hours ago,
552
00:20:54,315 --> 00:20:56,240
and I know I haven't given you
any water since then.
553
00:20:56,446 --> 00:20:57,865
Hey, Al.
554
00:20:58,279 --> 00:20:59,442
Whatcha doin'?
555
00:20:59,545 --> 00:21:01,187
Runnin' a real tight ship.
556
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:03,169
Gonna have a thousand units
by EOD Monday.
557
00:21:03,276 --> 00:21:04,376
Do you know what the margin is
on these things?
558
00:21:04,488 --> 00:21:07,275
We are talking pure profit!
559
00:21:07,393 --> 00:21:09,467
Oh, my God! I'm running
a child labor run, aren't I?
560
00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:11,812
- Yes!
- Absolutely, yeah.
561
00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:14,272
Okay. Okay, guys.
Come on, let's go!
562
00:21:14,371 --> 00:21:16,916
Let's go! Let's go and play!
563
00:21:17,216 --> 00:21:18,824
Whooo!
Come on!
564
00:21:18,906 --> 00:21:20,541
It was just a game,
wasn't it fun?
565
00:21:20,672 --> 00:21:24,619
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