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Thank you.
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Beer for Alex, Penny,
and my boo,
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and one "surprise me"...
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for Dave.
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What is it?
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Hmm. Let's see.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm getting hints
of lingonberry,
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some bruised fig and...
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- It's my ginger ale.
- A ginger ale.
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Oh! What a palate.
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Thank you for the drinks, Jane.
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Oh, God, it's nothing.
I am rolling in it.
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Sold four cars today.
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- Wow!
- I'm gonna go pay the tab.
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- All right, man.
- Come here.
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- Mmm.
- Mmm.
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My baby could sell snow
to an eskimo.
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And by "snow," I mean cocaine.
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Eskimos traditionally don't have
a lot of disposable income,
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so it's a pretty impressive
sales feat
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if you really think about it.
You know what I mean?
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What I'm
saying is I'm proud of my baby.
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I love how cool you are
with Jane being the breadwinner
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and you staying home.
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It is like postgender city,
population progress.
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Yeah, you're like, "I'm Brad,
and I'm basically a woman."
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"I got an inverted weiner
and my boobs squirt milk.
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Postgender."
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Okay, let's not get
carried away, okay?
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I'm still all man up in here.
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Hey, honey, do you have a pen?
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Un momento, my dear.
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Oh! Mmm.
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That's great.
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Tissue.
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Iron girl.
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Can never find anything in here.
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Why do you have socks?
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In case we go dancing.
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Mm-hmm.
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Aha!
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Hey, jerks, shut up!
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Hey, shut up, you jerks!
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Focus on me, idiots!
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Why can't I meet a nice guy?
I'm nice.
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- Not nice.
- Totally off-putting.
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- You just stole my beer.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I thought you bought it for me
and set it over there.
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Guys, I'm in a
real man drought right now.
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Well, how do you normally
meet guys?
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I don't mean to sound cocky,
but they always come to me.
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Thanks.
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Oh, are you gay?
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Max, maybe you just need
to get out more.
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Right. Out there.
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Yes.
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So what you're saying is,
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become a delivery man myself,
meet them at their homes,
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get to paid to have sex
and eat free food.
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Jane, you beautiful broomstick,
I love it,
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but here is the rub with that.
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That basically makes me
a prostitute,
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which means I'm gonna
fall in love with the game,
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and there's no way
my pizzeria manager/pimp
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is gonna let me
out of the game.
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I mean, I'm his top earner.
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Jane, ya dumb lamppost,
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your plan is garbage!
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There were people here before.
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Well, boo, I am off
to the therapist.
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I think we are finally gonna get
to the bottom
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of her control issues.
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Oh, you know what? Could you
call the guy about the dimmer?
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Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
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- Bye, guys.
- Okay.
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Bye.
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Did you hear that?
"Call the guy"?
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Real men don't call the guy.
Real men am the guy.
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That is not English.
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That's okay. The guy you call
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probably won't speak English
either.
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Oof. Sorry.
I just visited my nana.
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No, seriously, Jane
doesn't think I'm man enough
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to do stuff like this.
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Dude, show her that you are.
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Install the dimmer.
I'll help. I'm pretty handy.
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I actually Bob Vila'd the squeak
out of a cabinet last week.
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You used butter, and then
you tried to make croissants
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and didn't have enough butter
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and then screamed
into a brown bag.
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- I know what I screamed into.
- Okay.
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God, you women
would not know a real man
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unless he came up
and slapped you in the face.
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I meant that in-- in a figure
of speech kind of way,
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not a domestic violence
kind of way.
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Bro, do you want to man it up
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and install this dim-dog
ourselves?
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Is Val Kilmer my spirit animal?
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- I don't know.
- You betcha.
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So yeah, I wanna man it up.
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Yeah! Uhh!
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Oh, God!
Yeah, pump it. Pump it.
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I'm veining out, bro.
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- What's happening?
- I am veining out.
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Good luck on your date.
Your dress is amazing.
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Thank you.
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And you're gonna love
that restaurant.
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Actually, let me write down
the dish you must get.
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Here.
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Ribs.
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Trust me.
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See you later.
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Bye!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I'm gonna die!
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Me, too!
I mean, we all are,
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but why are we talking
about that now? It's sad.
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Duh! That's Winnie McCray.
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Duh! She's only, like,
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the biggest pop star
on the planet.
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"Duh" was the name
of her last album?
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Honestly, I haven't been
too interested in music
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since Smash Mouth
left the game.
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Well, Winnie sings these,
like, cheesy teen love songs,
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like "Ordinary Love"
with lyrics like,
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"nobody knows what I'm like,
but they want to be like me."
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I mean, I think that's
how it goes. I don't know.
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"Think I'm on top of the world,
but it's on top of me."
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It's so stupid!
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I'm just like everyone else
and I'm looking for--
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Mucho barfo.
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Ordinary
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extraordinary love
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hee, hoo
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Smash Mouth she ain't.
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You do realize
that selling Winnie a dress
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could help out your store
big-time?
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Of course I realize that.
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But first, you tell me how
you think that's gonna happen,
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and then I'll probably
say the same thing.
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- Well, it's PR 101.
- Right.
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We tell the paparazzi where
Winnie's going on her date,
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then they photograph her
in the dress, and boom!
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Xela Dresses are
the hottest fashion item
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since bicycle Joe Steroid's
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little yellow
cheater bracelets.
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Think about it.
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So awesome.
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Still thinking.
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Well, we don't have all day.
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Hang on.
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You got it.
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No, I was just thinking
about Smash Mouth.
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Well...
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It's official.
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I am retiring from gay.
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That's right.
I'm straight now.
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From this moment forward,
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it's gonna be a steady diet
of boobs and dudes.
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Damn it.
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I am no longer
interested in men.
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I am only interested in men.
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Come on. What?
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From this moment forward,
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it will be a steady diet
of chicks with--
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damn it.
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I love guys.
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Mm.
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My favorite thing
to touch is...
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the penis.
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Okay, what happened?
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I went to a gay bar last night,
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and nobody spoke to me.
Not even a whiff.
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Let me guess the name
of the bar. This is so fun.
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Manhole. Backdoor.
Club Tush. Dreamballs.
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Club Tush again.
Is it Club Tush?
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It was Greg's, Jane.
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The gay bar was called Greg's.
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Oh, yeah, no, that's--
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that's a cl--
that's clever.
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- Max, hello!
- What?
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- I just haven't said hello yet. Hi.
- Oh, hey, buddy.
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And also hello,
it was twink night at Greg's.
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Nobody's gonna hit on you.
You're not a twink.
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- I am too a twink.
- What's a twink?
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- A guy who eats a lot of Twinkies.
- A thin, sweet, smooth pretty boy.
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- Oh.
- It's one of our many gay categories.
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We have our bears, our queens,
our daddies,
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our sugar caddies, our
maple-smoked sausage patties,
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our Belgian waffles,
and of course, our 6-tops.
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Fun fact-- those last four are
just things that are
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in this room, but you
believed me because...
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you are stupid!
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Wow. And what,
pray tell, are you?
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I'm a soft, soft, soft, soft,
soft butch.
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Well, if I'm not a twink,
what am I?
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Oh, Max, I can't tell you that.
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Every gay must find himself
himself.
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Okay.
I know what you're doing.
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You're gay Yoda-ing me.
Wait. Is that redundant?
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I have an idea.
Let's all go out tonight
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and find Max's gay identity.
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The gays love me.
I'm a total hag.
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You don't think
the gays love me?
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How did you know?
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I could feel the wind.
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The wind of your head shake.
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You have nothing in your teeth.
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We are so geared up
for this man task.
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Beef jerky, cheap beer,
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old-school
top-loading boom box.
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Hey. We good on drop cloths?
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I got 70, but we could
always get more.
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Hey, you know what's manly?
Little handprint on the thigh.
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Like you had to wipe off
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but were too busy
to get a towel.
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Let's do this.
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Let's do this. Ha ha!
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- Uhh!
- Uhh!
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Careful.
Careful. Easy.
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- Ah. Whoa!
- Whoa. Whoa.
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Hey!
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Hot stuff coming through!
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I approve this message.
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Yeah! Ha ha!
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Tweet-twoo!
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Oh, tweet-twoo
to you, too.
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Oh. I didn't realize
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you guys are going to install
the dimmer yourselves.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's great.
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Hey, did you detect any sarcasm
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when she said, "that's great"?
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Duh! She pretty much
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laughed in our faces and dared
us to install this dimmer.
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Well, let's freaking show her.
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Hand me the hammer.
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Ohh!
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You know what?
Forgot to get the tools,
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and the hardware store's
closed.
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Fresh eyes tomorrow.
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Fresh eyes.
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I kinda feel bad about spilling
the beans on Winnie's date.
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If she didn't want people
to know she was here,
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why would she tell you?
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I just have one of those faces
that says,
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"where are you eating?"
'Cause my mouth is on my face,
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and that's what my mouth
is saying.
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Al, she's a celeb.
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They're not like real people.
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She wanted you to leak it
so the press would show up.
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It's a dunce.
Okay, she likes this.
254
00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:26,701
I bet if she were
to show up right now,
255
00:08:26,814 --> 00:08:28,442
- she would be happy and thank us. Aah!
- She's coming out!
256
00:08:28,606 --> 00:08:30,424
Winnie. Winnie. Over here.
257
00:08:30,951 --> 00:08:32,694
- Over here.
- Winnie, who's your boyfriend?
258
00:08:32,853 --> 00:08:34,471
What are you doing in Chicago?
259
00:08:34,673 --> 00:08:36,198
Who are you wearing, Winnie?
260
00:08:36,355 --> 00:08:38,970
I'm sorry. This is--
this is really crazy. I...
261
00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,317
I gotta go. I'm sorry.
262
00:08:42,127 --> 00:08:43,447
Kyle?
263
00:08:46,124 --> 00:08:48,847
What is wrong with you people?
264
00:08:48,954 --> 00:08:52,276
Looks like you got a great story
for your tabloids!
265
00:08:52,410 --> 00:08:54,640
"Winnie gets dumped."
266
00:08:54,777 --> 00:08:57,411
I have another headline
for you--
267
00:08:57,571 --> 00:09:01,283
"Winnie smashes the camera!"
268
00:09:09,178 --> 00:09:12,344
Oh. And I'm wearing a dress
by Xela,
269
00:09:12,463 --> 00:09:14,225
you (Bleep)!
270
00:09:14,343 --> 00:09:15,429
And that's my car.
271
00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:17,055
Aah!
272
00:09:21,949 --> 00:09:24,808
Ugh! You promised we were gonna
get good publicity.
273
00:09:24,937 --> 00:09:25,840
Now I'm in the middle
274
00:09:25,949 --> 00:09:27,992
of a celebrity meltdown
that I started.
275
00:09:28,123 --> 00:09:31,277
I'm just trying to run an honest
Christian establishment.
276
00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:33,364
Relax.
This is my specialty.
277
00:09:33,482 --> 00:09:34,853
I can spin this,
278
00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:37,662
which is why everyone at work
calls me the old spinster.
279
00:09:37,792 --> 00:09:39,293
Watch me work.
280
00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:40,862
All right, everybody,
listen up.
281
00:09:40,996 --> 00:09:42,891
Penny Hartz, PR Maven.
282
00:09:43,035 --> 00:09:45,227
Yes, Winnie McCray
had a meltdown.
283
00:09:45,348 --> 00:09:47,778
Yes, it was right
after she bought a Xela dress.
284
00:09:47,931 --> 00:09:50,979
But are those two things
necessarily related?
285
00:09:51,098 --> 00:09:52,614
Aw, shyeah!
286
00:09:52,729 --> 00:09:54,792
Winnie's not the story, folks.
287
00:09:54,919 --> 00:09:56,965
Xela's the story.
288
00:09:57,101 --> 00:10:01,888
What is it about a Xela dress
that makes good girls go bad?
289
00:10:02,054 --> 00:10:03,100
Hmm?
290
00:10:03,856 --> 00:10:05,061
Hmm?
291
00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:06,830
- Mm?
- What are you doing?
292
00:10:06,951 --> 00:10:09,417
I'm doing coy poses. Go with it.
Is my eyebrow arched?
293
00:10:09,561 --> 00:10:11,660
- No.
- Little help? Little help?
294
00:10:11,868 --> 00:10:13,705
Hmm?
295
00:10:15,306 --> 00:10:16,629
Okay, I have mapped out
296
00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,959
every gay subculture gathering
in the city,
297
00:10:19,094 --> 00:10:21,792
and we are going to hit them all
until we figure out which
298
00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:24,603
of these incredibly specific
categories you belong to.
299
00:10:24,719 --> 00:10:27,054
Are you ready to continue
your quest, young grasshopper?
300
00:10:27,181 --> 00:10:27,913
Just to clarify,
301
00:10:28,032 --> 00:10:29,302
"young grasshopper"
isn't your gay category,
302
00:10:29,414 --> 00:10:31,387
because you don't have the legs,
and you old, bitch.
303
00:10:32,585 --> 00:10:34,322
Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.
304
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,233
Ostrich night.
305
00:10:36,355 --> 00:10:38,615
All my life
306
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,463
I've been chasing that dream
307
00:10:43,004 --> 00:10:45,797
losing time
308
00:10:46,214 --> 00:10:48,721
finding out about Winnie
309
00:10:49,652 --> 00:10:51,095
Ginger Snaps.
310
00:10:51,238 --> 00:10:52,587
Oh, oh, oh
311
00:10:52,712 --> 00:10:54,078
it's like a movie scene
312
00:10:54,205 --> 00:10:55,787
technicolor, slo-mo
313
00:10:55,899 --> 00:10:57,595
burstin' into smithereens
314
00:10:57,711 --> 00:10:59,336
oh, oh, oh
315
00:10:59,442 --> 00:11:00,809
Chameleon night.
316
00:11:01,009 --> 00:11:02,011
Sweet.
317
00:11:02,153 --> 00:11:04,327
This place is empty, Jane.
318
00:11:05,385 --> 00:11:06,618
It's actually at full capacity.
319
00:11:06,744 --> 00:11:08,323
They wanna be like me
320
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:11,988
think I'm on top of the world,
but it's on top of me
321
00:11:12,124 --> 00:11:15,319
I'm just like everyone else and
I'm looking for
322
00:11:15,426 --> 00:11:17,152
An ordinary
323
00:11:17,275 --> 00:11:19,566
extraordinary love
324
00:11:19,683 --> 00:11:20,848
oh-oh, oh-oh
325
00:11:20,957 --> 00:11:22,944
Okay,
we have had some setbacks,
326
00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:24,893
but I just think you need
to meet some guys
327
00:11:25,005 --> 00:11:26,497
that have the same interests
as you.
328
00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:28,330
So tonight features...
329
00:11:28,484 --> 00:11:29,890
beers and bulls.
330
00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:32,270
- I like drinking beer.
- Uh, yeah.
331
00:11:32,383 --> 00:11:33,520
I love watching the bulls.
332
00:11:33,607 --> 00:11:34,627
Uh, yeah.
333
00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:35,797
I like these guys.
334
00:11:36,816 --> 00:11:39,009
Hey, man.
Where's the bulls game?
335
00:11:39,275 --> 00:11:40,222
We're the bulls...
336
00:11:40,343 --> 00:11:41,739
Oh, no! Lesbians!
337
00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:43,679
And this is strictly
an Orlando Magic bar.
338
00:11:43,823 --> 00:11:45,402
Why?!
339
00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:49,233
It's not a choice,
buddy. I was born in Orlando.
340
00:11:52,164 --> 00:11:53,159
Ugh.
341
00:11:53,266 --> 00:11:54,212
The only Orlando I like
342
00:11:54,309 --> 00:11:56,447
starts with Tony
or ends with Bloom.
343
00:11:57,497 --> 00:11:58,970
- Aw, you're sad.
- Oh.
344
00:11:59,115 --> 00:12:00,484
Oh, rock bottom.
345
00:12:00,641 --> 00:12:01,797
That's your emotional state,
346
00:12:01,923 --> 00:12:03,717
but it's also the name of
the next bar we're going to.
347
00:12:03,831 --> 00:12:04,876
Let's go.
348
00:12:07,846 --> 00:12:09,205
Mm...
349
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:12,034
Oh! Hey, I think I finally found
a stud with the stud finder.
350
00:12:12,177 --> 00:12:13,430
Right here.
351
00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:15,519
Oh, I think there might
be one more...
352
00:12:15,656 --> 00:12:17,687
right here!
353
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,179
God! How are we
the first people
354
00:12:19,285 --> 00:12:20,742
to think of making
stud finder jokes?
355
00:12:20,863 --> 00:12:22,108
I don't know, but we are!
356
00:12:22,235 --> 00:12:23,780
Oh!
357
00:12:23,924 --> 00:12:25,150
- Ah.
- Should we finish this thing?
358
00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:26,699
Yes. Together.
359
00:12:26,893 --> 00:12:29,821
Righty tighty.
Righty tighty.
360
00:12:29,934 --> 00:12:30,823
- Not too fast.
- Okay.
361
00:12:30,947 --> 00:12:33,829
Righty tighty. Righty tighty.
362
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,286
Righty tighty.
363
00:12:38,395 --> 00:12:39,787
Nice job, my man.
364
00:12:41,632 --> 00:12:42,516
- Aah!
- Aah!
365
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,059
- Ahem.
- It's cool. It's cool.
366
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,885
- This kind of thing happens.
- Just clearing my man throat.
367
00:12:47,013 --> 00:12:48,013
Ahem.
Ahem.
368
00:12:48,132 --> 00:12:49,844
- Should I try it again?
- Yeah.
369
00:12:49,957 --> 00:12:50,911
Yeah. Just...
370
00:12:52,213 --> 00:12:54,084
- Aah!
- Aah! Ah! Ah!
371
00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:56,038
Ahem.
372
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,339
Yes. It's nice.
373
00:12:58,813 --> 00:13:01,018
Sweet rebranding!
374
00:13:01,137 --> 00:13:03,527
We are working
this Winnie meltdown hard.
375
00:13:03,647 --> 00:13:06,297
And usually rebranding
doesn't work. Look at KFC.
376
00:13:06,448 --> 00:13:07,199
Sorry, guys,
377
00:13:07,314 --> 00:13:09,980
but you are always gonna be
Kitchen Fresh Chicken to me.
378
00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:12,450
I gotta hand it to you, Penny.
You were right.
379
00:13:12,561 --> 00:13:14,455
Well, that's the reason everyone
at work calls me undatable,
380
00:13:14,584 --> 00:13:16,345
'cause you can't put a date
on the last time I was wrong
381
00:13:16,459 --> 00:13:17,957
about a PR-related issue.
382
00:13:18,079 --> 00:13:20,547
Yeah, you really
knocked it out of the park this time.
383
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:21,511
Thank you!
384
00:13:21,639 --> 00:13:24,871
It's nice to get some
unsolicited recognish from a...
385
00:13:25,322 --> 00:13:27,488
disgraced pop star.
386
00:13:27,822 --> 00:13:32,598
Hi...
387
00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:36,499
- All right, bye.
- Bye. Bye, bye, bye. Bye.
388
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,573
- Bye, everybody. Gotta go. Have a good
night. - Thanks for coming. Bye.
389
00:13:41,478 --> 00:13:43,610
- So...- So...
390
00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:44,801
Nutty times.
391
00:13:44,928 --> 00:13:46,530
It might be possible
392
00:13:46,645 --> 00:13:50,345
that we tipped off the paparazzi
about your super secret date.
393
00:13:50,461 --> 00:13:51,486
Yeah, I know.
394
00:13:51,604 --> 00:13:53,579
You were the only one I told
I was going to dinner.
395
00:13:53,698 --> 00:13:56,741
Well, the good news is,
it looks like it worked out
396
00:13:56,861 --> 00:13:58,970
for all of us. Let's call it
a night.
397
00:13:59,096 --> 00:14:01,340
No, it didn't.
I really like that guy.
398
00:14:01,553 --> 00:14:03,128
A lot.
399
00:14:03,298 --> 00:14:05,055
Okay, we have
to make this up to her.
400
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,425
You're right.
I'll take this one.
401
00:14:06,818 --> 00:14:09,272
Look, Winnie,
we are really sorry.
402
00:14:09,393 --> 00:14:10,991
Look, you look chilled, okay?
403
00:14:11,123 --> 00:14:11,979
Why don't you put on
404
00:14:12,094 --> 00:14:14,940
this special edition jacket,
all right? Here you go.
405
00:14:16,286 --> 00:14:18,236
No, okay? This is enough.
406
00:14:18,362 --> 00:14:21,833
Winnie, we are really
genuinely sorry.
407
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,828
I just saw a PR opportunity,
and I went full speed ahead
408
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:26,046
like a runaway train,
409
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,170
which is why everyone
in my office calls me
410
00:14:28,289 --> 00:14:30,249
an absolute train wreck.
411
00:14:30,443 --> 00:14:33,625
Wait. I'm starting to question
these loving nicknames.
412
00:14:33,743 --> 00:14:34,491
Finally.
413
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:35,805
Anyways, we didn't mean
to hurt you.
414
00:14:35,955 --> 00:14:38,983
We just never think
of celebrities as real people.
415
00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:40,010
It's okay.
416
00:14:40,148 --> 00:14:42,799
Celebrities don't think of
you guys as real people either.
417
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,406
You shouldn't. We're garbage.
418
00:14:44,526 --> 00:14:46,071
I believe we proved that
tonight.
419
00:14:46,192 --> 00:14:47,057
Uh, yeah, we did.
420
00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:48,953
I just wish I had
a little privacy sometimes
421
00:14:49,104 --> 00:14:51,590
so I could date
a nice, normal guy like Kyle.
422
00:14:51,764 --> 00:14:53,620
But I guess I can't.
423
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,835
Wow.
424
00:14:56,242 --> 00:14:58,144
You really are just a girl
looking for
425
00:14:58,275 --> 00:15:00,819
ordinary extraordinary love.
426
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:02,451
And you know what?
So am I.
427
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,129
And... funny fact,
428
00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:06,635
I actually wrote a similar song
once-- some might say better.
429
00:15:06,763 --> 00:15:08,380
It was called "Give a Penny,
Take a Penny."
430
00:15:08,518 --> 00:15:10,502
Give a Penny,
take a Pen--
431
00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:12,732
Please don't sing.
I hate music that's not mine.
432
00:15:14,029 --> 00:15:15,719
Looks like the paparazzi
found me.
433
00:15:15,866 --> 00:15:17,326
Ooh.
434
00:15:17,432 --> 00:15:19,587
So I might've texted them
that you were here,
435
00:15:19,748 --> 00:15:21,970
but that was
our heartfelt resolution, so...
436
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:25,035
I know. Has anyone ever told you
you look exactly like me?
437
00:15:25,156 --> 00:15:25,905
No.
438
00:15:26,014 --> 00:15:28,213
I have an idea based on
our uncanny resemblance.
439
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,702
Max!
440
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:31,599
Are you ready to continue
441
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,732
your long gay's journey
into night?
442
00:15:33,839 --> 00:15:36,118
I guess it comes to this.
443
00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:37,385
- No!
- Max!
444
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:40,107
- No! No.
- Max! Ew!
445
00:15:40,321 --> 00:15:42,580
I don't fit into any
of the gay subcultures.
446
00:15:42,748 --> 00:15:44,518
I'm too hairy to be a seal.
447
00:15:44,645 --> 00:15:46,210
I'm too seal to be a hairy.
448
00:15:46,468 --> 00:15:47,578
So I'm just gonna shave down
449
00:15:47,704 --> 00:15:49,578
for Power SEAL night
at Club Tush.
450
00:15:49,717 --> 00:15:51,583
I knew there was a Club Tush.
451
00:15:51,749 --> 00:15:52,405
Max!
452
00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:54,253
Max. Max. Max. Max. Max.
Max. Max. Max. Max.
453
00:15:54,374 --> 00:15:55,728
Max, Max, Max!
454
00:15:55,841 --> 00:15:57,051
Max. Max. Max. Max!
455
00:15:57,175 --> 00:16:00,029
Max. Max!
456
00:16:00,538 --> 00:16:02,749
What?!
Just please tell me what I am.
457
00:16:02,869 --> 00:16:04,262
I don't know, all right?
458
00:16:04,391 --> 00:16:05,533
I thought you would
figure it out,
459
00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:07,232
then I would take credit
for it, but...
460
00:16:07,354 --> 00:16:09,355
You're like
Anne Hathaway's accents.
461
00:16:09,477 --> 00:16:10,593
You're all over the place.
462
00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:11,397
He is right.
463
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,064
According to my math,
you are 10% panther,
464
00:16:13,174 --> 00:16:15,348
15% wolf, 0% twink,
465
00:16:15,465 --> 00:16:16,868
and 40% body fat.
466
00:16:18,282 --> 00:16:20,378
I guess no one will ever
love me.
467
00:16:20,492 --> 00:16:22,268
Now I know how webisodes feel.
468
00:16:22,376 --> 00:16:24,470
But, Max, you're actually lucky
to not be in a category.
469
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:27,030
I've been pigeonholed ever since
I came out of my mom.
470
00:16:27,146 --> 00:16:28,195
You know,
I looked back and I said,
471
00:16:28,315 --> 00:16:30,245
"I'm never gonna get near
one of those things again."
472
00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:33,434
- Mm! Mnh-mnh. - But I'm not
complaining. I love being incredible.
473
00:16:33,574 --> 00:16:35,462
But do I wonder
what it would be like
474
00:16:35,602 --> 00:16:38,028
to be less incredible?
475
00:16:38,141 --> 00:16:41,018
Well, of course I think
deep stuff like that.
476
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,273
I'm incredible.
477
00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:48,662
Don't bend to fit
other people's groups.
478
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,005
Make your own.
479
00:16:50,894 --> 00:16:52,341
You know what?
You guys are right.
480
00:16:52,535 --> 00:16:53,386
Bring it in.
481
00:16:53,506 --> 00:16:55,085
- Oh! Mmm.
- Mmm!
482
00:16:55,212 --> 00:16:56,888
Is that whipped cream?
483
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,090
No, it's actually Greek yogurt.
484
00:16:59,213 --> 00:17:01,174
- Oh.
- It's the closest shave you can get...
485
00:17:01,549 --> 00:17:02,726
from a yogurt.
486
00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:03,614
Oh.
487
00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:06,607
Mm. It's probably
a circuit breaker.
488
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:09,333
Yep. That's what
I was thinkin'.
489
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,278
Circuit breaker.
490
00:17:11,621 --> 00:17:13,106
The ol' CB.
491
00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:14,945
Can't leave
with circuit breakers,
492
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,382
can't live without 'em.
493
00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:20,621
You don't know what
a circuit breaker is, do you?
494
00:17:20,738 --> 00:17:22,503
Whoa, bro. Whoa.
495
00:17:22,758 --> 00:17:25,589
- You questioning my manhood, bro?
- Maybe.
496
00:17:25,714 --> 00:17:26,948
You didn't even know
the difference between
497
00:17:27,064 --> 00:17:28,410
a phillips head screwdriver
498
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,367
and a-a screwdriver
with the other... head.
499
00:17:31,488 --> 00:17:33,838
So you know what? I am way more
of a man than you.
500
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,495
That is malarkey, sir.
501
00:17:35,601 --> 00:17:37,699
- Malarkey?
- Yeah. That is flat-out malarkey.
502
00:17:37,822 --> 00:17:40,767
- Sir, I do doth protest.
- I don't protest, all right?
503
00:17:40,897 --> 00:17:43,357
- I am way more of a man than you'll
ever be! - Not true, man.
504
00:17:43,473 --> 00:17:45,616
Aah! Aah!
505
00:17:48,326 --> 00:17:51,167
Jane, I'm winning
the man-am games.
506
00:17:51,326 --> 00:17:53,779
I deadlifted this plate chair
six times.
507
00:17:53,909 --> 00:17:55,782
I broke the five times barrier.
508
00:17:55,952 --> 00:17:57,098
David?
509
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,292
Okay.
510
00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:01,254
"Arm wrestling.
511
00:18:01,421 --> 00:18:03,000
Toaster toss.
512
00:18:03,194 --> 00:18:05,286
Naming types of sharks."
513
00:18:05,407 --> 00:18:06,743
Guess who won that.
514
00:18:06,859 --> 00:18:10,275
What is this?
Like a pissing contest?
515
00:18:10,384 --> 00:18:11,860
Oh, I already won that event.
516
00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:13,011
Oh.
517
00:18:14,377 --> 00:18:15,326
The limo's here.
518
00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:17,049
Okay, so you're just gonna get
out there and go right in it.
519
00:18:17,158 --> 00:18:18,610
Right. And then the paparazzi
will follow.
520
00:18:18,739 --> 00:18:20,164
Do I look like Winnie?
521
00:18:20,347 --> 00:18:22,058
Now you do. Get out!
522
00:18:22,223 --> 00:18:23,245
- Okay!
- Go!
523
00:18:23,339 --> 00:18:24,931
- Okay! Okay! Okay!
- Go! Go! Go!
524
00:18:25,058 --> 00:18:25,926
Here she is!
525
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,163
Ohh!
526
00:18:29,413 --> 00:18:31,674
Uhh!
527
00:18:31,835 --> 00:18:32,964
It's not even her.
528
00:18:33,066 --> 00:18:36,317
How could I
have hit my big head again?
529
00:18:36,426 --> 00:18:39,487
My big head is so big.
530
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,747
Thanks, Dave.
531
00:18:40,857 --> 00:18:43,228
Okay, nobody knows
that you're here.
532
00:18:43,377 --> 00:18:45,858
And this time,
your secret is safe. I promise.
533
00:18:46,008 --> 00:18:48,911
So... enjoy
your secret date.
534
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:50,927
Hey, Winnie.
535
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:53,891
Miss McCray, Alex has
specifically requested
536
00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:56,433
that you not be given
VIP treatment tonight.
537
00:18:56,546 --> 00:18:58,679
That would be lovely.
Thank you.
538
00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:00,325
There's only one problem--
539
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:03,064
here at Steak Me Home tonight,
everyone is a VIP.
540
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,191
Ugh. Dave.
541
00:19:04,322 --> 00:19:05,552
I'll drive.
542
00:19:05,701 --> 00:19:07,384
So cute.
543
00:19:07,621 --> 00:19:09,591
Look, I know you're mad,
544
00:19:09,762 --> 00:19:11,136
but the only reason
I even did all this
545
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,783
is because you've been making me
feel insecure about my manhood.
546
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:16,073
Brad, don't get freaked out
547
00:19:16,185 --> 00:19:18,956
because I am making mad coin
at the car dealership.
548
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,001
I'm stressin'.
549
00:19:20,105 --> 00:19:21,646
This manhood stuff
is all in your head.
550
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,776
I mean, you could not be acting
more like a man right now--
551
00:19:23,928 --> 00:19:26,015
stupid, stubborn, and smelly.
552
00:19:26,142 --> 00:19:29,430
Seriously, did you power wash
this place with farts?
553
00:19:29,558 --> 00:19:31,083
So you're saying I'm a man?
554
00:19:31,192 --> 00:19:32,979
Oh, you...
555
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,632
are all man.
556
00:19:35,747 --> 00:19:37,907
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
557
00:19:42,816 --> 00:19:44,039
Hey-o!
558
00:19:44,656 --> 00:19:45,515
Damn it!
559
00:19:45,873 --> 00:19:47,006
It's just you guys.
560
00:19:47,115 --> 00:19:49,219
What? We're here
to support you.
561
00:19:49,327 --> 00:19:51,791
Yeah, it can't be easy
to start a new gay subculture
562
00:19:51,909 --> 00:19:53,253
with one day's notice
and, knowing you,
563
00:19:53,363 --> 00:19:55,689
a completely bungled
marketing strategy.
564
00:19:55,814 --> 00:19:58,263
I put an add
in "The Sacramento Bee."
565
00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:00,787
Looks like we got here
just in time.
566
00:20:00,981 --> 00:20:02,181
Your banner's crooked.
567
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,834
- Let's do this, bro.
- Yeah.
568
00:20:04,979 --> 00:20:05,907
Ha ha!
569
00:20:06,097 --> 00:20:07,300
Excuse me.
570
00:20:07,569 --> 00:20:10,599
Is this optimistic
red-velvet walrus night?
571
00:20:10,874 --> 00:20:12,002
Oh.
572
00:20:13,622 --> 00:20:14,867
Yeah.
573
00:20:15,009 --> 00:20:16,619
- Yes, it is.
- Great.
574
00:20:16,771 --> 00:20:17,958
What is that?
575
00:20:18,081 --> 00:20:20,579
Well, I don't know.
I made it up.
576
00:20:20,692 --> 00:20:21,657
Why would you come then?
577
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:22,516
I don't know.
578
00:20:22,618 --> 00:20:23,961
I don't really fit
into those other categories,
579
00:20:24,078 --> 00:20:25,656
so I thought
I'd give this one a shot.
580
00:20:25,948 --> 00:20:28,004
I-I'm Max.
581
00:20:28,116 --> 00:20:29,896
- I'm Alan.
- Awesome.
582
00:20:30,013 --> 00:20:32,380
Alan. That's cool.
That's a good name.
583
00:20:32,510 --> 00:20:33,437
Guys!
584
00:20:33,563 --> 00:20:37,454
That might be
an optimistic red-velvet walrus.
585
00:20:37,566 --> 00:20:39,565
Oh, man, this place is empty.
586
00:20:39,702 --> 00:20:42,565
But... I'll bet
it's all gonna work out.
587
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:44,176
Ha ha ha!
588
00:20:49,321 --> 00:20:51,841
Okay, let's do this.
What's my gay category?
589
00:20:51,964 --> 00:20:53,505
Okay. You're a twink,
590
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,312
but I've seen you eat,
so you're a sloppy twink--
591
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,604
- which is not as much fun as it sounds.
- Mm.
592
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,928
Penny, you drink a lot,
you are really loud,
593
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,361
and you have
a lot of embarrassing stories
594
00:21:01,466 --> 00:21:03,663
about dating?
Bitch, you are a hag!
595
00:21:03,770 --> 00:21:05,611
Well, I used to be a beard,
so I'll take that as a win.
596
00:21:05,744 --> 00:21:07,470
I thought I was a hag.
597
00:21:07,581 --> 00:21:08,967
Nope. You're a top,
plain and simple.
598
00:21:09,104 --> 00:21:10,547
Damn right I am.
599
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:11,933
Oh! I know what I am.
600
00:21:12,044 --> 00:21:13,404
I am a scruffy power bottom,
601
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:16,181
because I have a goatee and I do
lots of glute exercises.
602
00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:18,530
Your reasoning is wrong,
but your conclusion is correct.
603
00:21:18,656 --> 00:21:20,244
Do me! Do me!
604
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,472
Oh, would that I could.
605
00:21:22,601 --> 00:21:24,715
Would that I freaking could.
606
00:21:26,111 --> 00:21:27,305
Um...
607
00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:29,448
- Damn! Damn!
- Aah! Aah!
608
00:21:29,577 --> 00:21:30,874
- Ohh!
- Damn! Damn!
609
00:21:32,344 --> 00:21:36,084
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