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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,375 --> 00:00:02,764 This is a great engagement party, 2 00:00:02,983 --> 00:00:05,749 but I get the P-shaped sandwiches for Penny and Pete, 3 00:00:05,889 --> 00:00:08,089 but what is with the lowercase B's? 4 00:00:08,272 --> 00:00:10,585 Uh... uh, yeah. 5 00:00:10,743 --> 00:00:11,845 Anyways, I can't believe 6 00:00:11,962 --> 00:00:14,016 that Penny is late for her own engagement party. 7 00:00:14,121 --> 00:00:16,185 I can't believe Penny sent out a "save a date" card 8 00:00:16,314 --> 00:00:18,181 and asked us to hold every month but February. 9 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:20,302 I can't believe anyone voluntarily decided 10 00:00:20,418 --> 00:00:22,592 to marry Penny. I mean... 11 00:00:22,729 --> 00:00:25,297 she's a disaster of a human woman. Am I right? 12 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:30,177 Okay, you guys are all consistently misleading me 13 00:00:30,295 --> 00:00:31,373 with fake pile-ons. 14 00:00:31,485 --> 00:00:33,993 Hi! I am so sorry I'm late. 15 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,052 I got super caught up doing wedding stuff. 16 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:36,854 Hello, 17 00:00:36,957 --> 00:00:39,054 Steve-who-couldn't-commit- to-a-serious-relationship. 18 00:00:39,168 --> 00:00:40,761 Check out this rock. 19 00:00:40,870 --> 00:00:42,970 And, no, ya can't smoke it. 20 00:00:44,934 --> 00:00:47,033 I never asked-- how was rehab? 21 00:00:47,155 --> 00:00:48,822 So you're here now. 22 00:00:48,922 --> 00:00:51,126 Let's get started on the presents. 23 00:00:51,220 --> 00:00:51,867 Oh! 24 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:53,697 Ooh, Penny, let me go first. Let me go first. 25 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:56,227 I got you... 26 00:00:56,445 --> 00:00:57,763 Oh! 27 00:00:58,179 --> 00:00:59,139 A blender. 28 00:00:59,237 --> 00:01:01,187 Nay, a blendaddy. 29 00:01:01,287 --> 00:01:01,927 Weird. 30 00:01:02,032 --> 00:01:02,922 This thing whisks. 31 00:01:03,018 --> 00:01:05,047 This thing grinds. This thing mixes. 32 00:01:05,140 --> 00:01:07,552 Throw a lobster in here, make a bisque. 33 00:01:07,639 --> 00:01:09,392 Frappe up your milk for a 'puccino. 34 00:01:10,828 --> 00:01:12,306 Max, are you selling those? 35 00:01:12,407 --> 00:01:13,895 Actually, we're all selling these. 36 00:01:14,034 --> 00:01:17,326 We each have to push 15 units and then give me the money, 37 00:01:17,465 --> 00:01:21,978 or I am in a very bad way with some very bad people. 38 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,114 Greek Orthodox. 39 00:01:24,194 --> 00:01:25,592 Thank you for that. 40 00:01:25,727 --> 00:01:28,743 - And this... is from me. - Aw! 41 00:01:28,939 --> 00:01:30,340 Hey-o! 42 00:01:30,429 --> 00:01:32,242 - Aah! - I'm gonna be your wedding planner. 43 00:01:32,349 --> 00:01:33,378 I'm gonna be your wedding planner. 44 00:01:33,492 --> 00:01:34,724 I'm gonna be your wedding planner. 45 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,932 I love it. Thank you. 46 00:01:37,027 --> 00:01:40,022 Why work with an impersonal professional wedding planner? 47 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:42,165 You need someone who knows you, who loves you, 48 00:01:42,286 --> 00:01:44,343 and would rather burn your wedding to the ground 49 00:01:44,448 --> 00:01:46,189 than see anyone else plan it. 50 00:01:46,292 --> 00:01:48,252 You did have the best wedding I've ever been to. 51 00:01:48,355 --> 00:01:50,040 Hello! Standing right here! 52 00:01:50,142 --> 00:01:52,184 I think our wedding was, uh, pretty spectacular. 53 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:53,364 Yeah. The only thing missing 54 00:01:53,465 --> 00:01:55,627 was a bride who stayed for the duration of the ceremony. 55 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:56,460 Hey-o! 56 00:01:56,568 --> 00:01:57,671 - Ooh! - Ooh! 57 00:01:57,806 --> 00:01:59,913 - Come on. - What? He's got the hot hand. 58 00:02:00,025 --> 00:02:01,538 I am so excited to get started. 59 00:02:01,651 --> 00:02:04,203 You are gonna have the best wedding ever. 60 00:02:04,343 --> 00:02:05,814 Pete, are you excited? 61 00:02:05,946 --> 00:02:07,055 - Pete? - Peter? 62 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:08,492 - Pete-est? - Baby? 63 00:02:08,605 --> 00:02:10,662 Oh, crap! Damn it! I forgot to invite Pete! 64 00:02:10,807 --> 00:02:12,078 What?! 65 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:13,572 What am I gonna do?! 66 00:02:13,999 --> 00:02:15,741 So this is all... 67 00:02:15,852 --> 00:02:18,369 Surprise engagement party! 68 00:02:18,484 --> 00:02:20,754 What?! No! 69 00:02:20,871 --> 00:02:22,205 What?! 70 00:02:22,311 --> 00:02:24,308 What?! 71 00:02:24,396 --> 00:02:26,130 What?! No! 72 00:02:26,234 --> 00:02:29,212 Oh, my God! No. 73 00:02:30,221 --> 00:02:34,915 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 74 00:02:39,472 --> 00:02:41,600 - Mmm. - Are you sure we're not super late? 75 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,777 It looks like this party has been going on for a while. 76 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:47,137 No. No, these are not deflated balloons. 77 00:02:47,274 --> 00:02:49,727 They are just simply floating at half-mast 78 00:02:49,856 --> 00:02:52,952 in honor of all your fallen former lovers. 79 00:02:53,253 --> 00:02:54,078 Hmm. 80 00:02:54,179 --> 00:02:56,167 And behold! 81 00:02:56,269 --> 00:02:58,296 This beautiful sleeping nymph 82 00:02:58,407 --> 00:03:00,052 symbolizes our love. 83 00:03:00,298 --> 00:03:01,921 Wake up, you tiny whore. 84 00:03:02,031 --> 00:03:05,221 - Huh? - She really is small and tuckered out from all her whoring. 85 00:03:05,339 --> 00:03:07,871 Yet she has a heart of gold. So... 86 00:03:08,095 --> 00:03:09,581 - So... - Hmm. 87 00:03:09,698 --> 00:03:11,979 What more can be said but "so"? 88 00:03:12,570 --> 00:03:14,942 - What a party, huh? - Penny, what's going on? 89 00:03:15,053 --> 00:03:17,088 - You are not even gonna believe-- - Tell the truth. 90 00:03:17,204 --> 00:03:18,584 - My computer totally crashed-- - Not a half-truth. 91 00:03:18,694 --> 00:03:20,313 - It's sort of a funny story-- - Or a quarter-truth. 92 00:03:20,429 --> 00:03:21,254 All right. 93 00:03:21,395 --> 00:03:24,201 Look, I-I've been super busy since we got engaged, 94 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,790 and I forgot to put your e-mail on the invite list. 95 00:03:26,892 --> 00:03:30,179 I made it a Peteless post. 96 00:03:30,282 --> 00:03:31,435 Penny... 97 00:03:31,741 --> 00:03:33,333 - Penny? - I'm sorry. 98 00:03:33,334 --> 00:03:36,773 From here and out we will make every single decision together. 99 00:03:36,892 --> 00:03:38,547 Except for the location and the band, 100 00:03:38,739 --> 00:03:39,717 which I already booked. 101 00:03:39,827 --> 00:03:41,148 Chicago and Chicago! 102 00:03:41,266 --> 00:03:41,966 They owe me. 103 00:03:42,076 --> 00:03:44,128 I saved the drummer from choking on a hushpuppy once 104 00:03:44,242 --> 00:03:45,102 at the state fair. 105 00:03:45,215 --> 00:03:46,238 Took him a while to recover, 106 00:03:46,371 --> 00:03:47,967 but he's feelin' stronger every day. 107 00:03:48,073 --> 00:03:50,497 Hey-o! Hot hand transfer alert! 108 00:03:50,641 --> 00:03:52,319 - I'll take it. - Yes. 109 00:03:52,437 --> 00:03:54,320 - Yeah. - So are we good? 110 00:03:54,436 --> 00:03:57,026 The thing is, I always wanted to, uh... 111 00:03:57,667 --> 00:03:59,292 elope. 112 00:03:59,399 --> 00:04:00,964 - What? - No! 113 00:04:01,105 --> 00:04:03,067 Uh, what? I'm-- I'm cool with that. 114 00:04:03,184 --> 00:04:04,860 I mean, it's a little unorthodox. 115 00:04:04,962 --> 00:04:06,766 But if you wanna serve antelope at the wedding, 116 00:04:06,883 --> 00:04:08,658 I say I'm game for game. 117 00:04:08,773 --> 00:04:10,471 No, I said "elope." 118 00:04:10,568 --> 00:04:13,233 Oh, cantaloupe. It's refreshing but not an entree. 119 00:04:13,384 --> 00:04:15,440 Elope. 120 00:04:18,768 --> 00:04:20,326 Got it. Goin' down. 121 00:04:20,431 --> 00:04:21,949 - Aah! - Ay! 122 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:23,834 So... 123 00:04:23,944 --> 00:04:26,196 Penny took that hardwood floor to the head like a boss, huh? 124 00:04:26,301 --> 00:04:28,223 Pete was joking before, right? We will have a wedding, right? 125 00:04:28,337 --> 00:04:29,355 I was promised a wedding. 126 00:04:29,463 --> 00:04:31,748 Oh, no. Here comes Bride Kong. 127 00:04:31,884 --> 00:04:34,470 Frankenbride. Creature from the Bride Lagoon. 128 00:04:34,580 --> 00:04:35,882 You're looking for Bridezilla. 129 00:04:36,065 --> 00:04:38,226 - That is good! - Yeah. 130 00:04:38,335 --> 00:04:40,023 Dave was a total Bridezilla planning our wedding. 131 00:04:40,145 --> 00:04:41,613 No, I was just passionate. 132 00:04:41,752 --> 00:04:44,376 - Would you call Jonas Salk "Poliozilla"? - Hmm? 133 00:04:44,506 --> 00:04:46,068 Or George Clooney "Darfurzilla"? 134 00:04:46,181 --> 00:04:48,275 Or the founder of the real estate site Zillow, 135 00:04:48,385 --> 00:04:50,022 - "Zillowzilla"? - Not good examples. 136 00:04:50,149 --> 00:04:51,527 I was not a Bridezilla, all right. 137 00:04:51,637 --> 00:04:54,295 And even if I was, I would be called a Groomzilla. 138 00:04:54,406 --> 00:04:55,904 "Groomzilla" is not a word 139 00:04:56,021 --> 00:04:57,855 because it never needed to exist before. 140 00:04:57,963 --> 00:04:59,623 Oh, okay, so now I'm the bad guy 'cause I wanted to have 141 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:01,700 an elegant Timberlake/Biel-style wedding, 142 00:05:01,817 --> 00:05:02,559 while you wanted to 143 00:05:02,660 --> 00:05:04,656 walk down the aisle carrying a bouquet of fireworks. 144 00:05:04,755 --> 00:05:06,699 Look, man, I was just trying to put asses in the seats. 145 00:05:06,816 --> 00:05:09,519 You wanted to have a baby animal petting zoo at the reception. 146 00:05:09,615 --> 00:05:12,146 It's better than your idea-- having a band? 147 00:05:12,968 --> 00:05:13,968 Look, all I'm saying is, 148 00:05:14,086 --> 00:05:15,530 I wish you would've let me have more say at our wedding. 149 00:05:15,627 --> 00:05:17,569 The caricaturist was your idea. 150 00:05:17,673 --> 00:05:19,867 I still don't going to why you had this place hang yours up. 151 00:05:19,974 --> 00:05:21,500 It's called owning it, dude. 152 00:05:21,642 --> 00:05:23,774 - Uh-oh. - Mm. 153 00:05:23,873 --> 00:05:24,897 Hey, you guys. 154 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,838 Ugh. Pete still wants to elope? 155 00:05:26,975 --> 00:05:30,441 Apparently, Pete's dumb brother and his dumb fiancee 156 00:05:30,558 --> 00:05:32,009 got so caught up in wedding details 157 00:05:32,126 --> 00:05:33,915 that they lost sight of what's important. 158 00:05:34,046 --> 00:05:37,042 - So Pete wants to get married on a beach... - Oh! 159 00:05:37,156 --> 00:05:38,696 just the two of us... 160 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:41,999 with only the sounds of waves crashing and our hearts beating. 161 00:05:42,104 --> 00:05:43,732 - Monster. He's a monster. - Mm. 162 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:46,421 No, Pete wants a wedding. He just doesn't know it yet. 163 00:05:46,537 --> 00:05:48,930 There is a Valentine's Day weekend wedding expo 164 00:05:49,075 --> 00:05:50,242 downtown today. 165 00:05:50,363 --> 00:05:51,626 Okay, we're gonna take Pete there, 166 00:05:51,754 --> 00:05:52,772 and I'm gonna change his mind, 167 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:54,627 or they don't call me "bitch" behind my back. 168 00:05:54,738 --> 00:05:56,244 - She knows. - I know. 169 00:05:56,359 --> 00:05:59,507 This expo is going to blow Pete's mind. 170 00:05:59,623 --> 00:06:02,221 There is free food, free drinks, free giveaways. 171 00:06:02,327 --> 00:06:03,621 - Giveaways?! - Oh, I'm in! 172 00:06:03,741 --> 00:06:05,970 - Let's all go! - I was already planning on going. 173 00:06:06,117 --> 00:06:08,782 - What? - Wait. Is this gonna be a classic group gang hang? 174 00:06:08,893 --> 00:06:09,995 Yeah! 175 00:06:11,599 --> 00:06:13,082 Oh. 176 00:06:13,209 --> 00:06:15,298 Sorry. Uh... 177 00:06:19,031 --> 00:06:21,884 Okeydokey, lee ia-coke-ies. 178 00:06:22,008 --> 00:06:24,425 Now the individual tickets don't get you all the free stuff, 179 00:06:24,542 --> 00:06:26,064 so I had to get you couples passes, all right? 180 00:06:26,179 --> 00:06:27,134 - Ooh. - Dave... 181 00:06:27,242 --> 00:06:28,377 And Alex. 182 00:06:28,483 --> 00:06:30,807 Ugh. Why do I have to be couples with Dave? 183 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,345 Because you are couples with Dave. 184 00:06:32,444 --> 00:06:33,395 But it's gonna be a nightmare 185 00:06:33,507 --> 00:06:35,167 being with Bridezilla for this thing. 186 00:06:35,286 --> 00:06:38,171 No. Today, I am... Chillzilla. 187 00:06:38,293 --> 00:06:39,670 You know what, Al, why don't you take me in there? 188 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,213 You show me your idea of a perfect wedding. 189 00:06:41,319 --> 00:06:42,607 I'm sure I'll love it. Okay? 190 00:06:42,913 --> 00:06:45,404 You guys owe me... big-time. 191 00:06:45,509 --> 00:06:47,892 How do we owe you? That's your boyfriend you chose. 192 00:06:48,001 --> 00:06:49,851 - You're dating him. - You guys live in the same house. 193 00:06:50,001 --> 00:06:51,362 Okay. 194 00:06:51,767 --> 00:06:52,943 - Max and Brad. - Oh! 195 00:06:53,068 --> 00:06:55,102 Um... wait. Why aren't I couples with you? 196 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:59,436 Oh, because I got this special VIP wedding planner pass, 197 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:03,535 and that turns me on sexually in a way no man ever could. 198 00:07:03,664 --> 00:07:04,683 Pardon? 199 00:07:04,794 --> 00:07:08,128 I mean, I have to help Penny convince Pete to have a wedding. 200 00:07:08,243 --> 00:07:09,314 Come on, Boo. 201 00:07:09,426 --> 00:07:11,497 It's not like you never thought about it, Harvey chocolate milk. 202 00:07:11,628 --> 00:07:12,644 I never thought about it. 203 00:07:12,783 --> 00:07:14,976 Okay, backstory. 204 00:07:15,087 --> 00:07:16,933 You've pined after me for years. 205 00:07:17,035 --> 00:07:18,552 My only previous interracial relationship 206 00:07:18,666 --> 00:07:21,252 was with a Basque, but it ended because for a separatist, 207 00:07:21,367 --> 00:07:22,819 he was quite clingy. 208 00:07:23,111 --> 00:07:24,695 Wait. You really got Pete to come? 209 00:07:24,805 --> 00:07:26,530 Of course, because he loves... 210 00:07:28,324 --> 00:07:30,007 - Reggae. - Reggae. 211 00:07:30,115 --> 00:07:32,627 Looks like this reggae fest is a wedding expo. 212 00:07:32,735 --> 00:07:34,605 - You lied to him? - Okay, I did not know 213 00:07:34,735 --> 00:07:37,205 he was gonna come in like he just shot the sheriff. 214 00:07:37,310 --> 00:07:38,142 Not bad, right? 215 00:07:38,260 --> 00:07:39,230 Yes. 216 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:41,788 - Pete, before you decide to elope... - Mm. 217 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,508 why don't you let Penny and I show you 218 00:07:43,627 --> 00:07:44,654 what your wedding could be? 219 00:07:44,742 --> 00:07:46,179 No pressure. It's totally your call. 220 00:07:46,286 --> 00:07:47,841 I don't want to feel like you have to... 221 00:07:47,946 --> 00:07:50,486 wear that rasta beret one more minute. 222 00:07:50,665 --> 00:07:53,501 Well, obviously, it means a lot to you both, so... 223 00:07:53,815 --> 00:07:55,031 let's expo. 224 00:07:55,148 --> 00:07:56,512 - Yes! Yes! Yes! Thank you! Thank you! - Yeah! 225 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:58,382 You're welcome. And I swear, 226 00:07:58,475 --> 00:08:00,330 we will go to reggae fest just as soon as this is over. 227 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:02,606 Yah, we be jammin', mon. 228 00:08:02,793 --> 00:08:04,756 There be no reggae fest, Pete. 229 00:08:06,145 --> 00:08:07,289 It's spectacular. 230 00:08:07,395 --> 00:08:08,579 Yeah. It's amazing. 231 00:08:08,686 --> 00:08:11,070 So classic. So unforgettable. 232 00:08:11,169 --> 00:08:13,127 I mean, that's the kind of thing that makes an entire wedding. 233 00:08:13,262 --> 00:08:14,279 Oh, undoubtedly. 234 00:08:14,383 --> 00:08:16,934 That is one magnificent shan-dell-yay-- 235 00:08:17,059 --> 00:08:19,935 or, as the unwashed masses call it, chandelier. 236 00:08:20,030 --> 00:08:21,000 No, no, I meant that. 237 00:08:21,143 --> 00:08:22,370 Bouncy house. 238 00:08:22,496 --> 00:08:24,581 The bride and the groom can have their first bounce in it. 239 00:08:24,692 --> 00:08:26,619 So, Dave, what do ya think? Huh? 240 00:08:26,764 --> 00:08:29,345 Would you be cool with having a bouncy house at a wedding? 241 00:08:30,133 --> 00:08:31,715 No, I would not. 242 00:08:31,823 --> 00:08:33,302 - I knew it. - I would, however, 243 00:08:33,422 --> 00:08:35,613 be cool with having two bouncy houses at a wedding-- 244 00:08:35,738 --> 00:08:37,870 one for the bride's family, one for the groom's family. 245 00:08:37,979 --> 00:08:38,596 That way, 246 00:08:38,707 --> 00:08:40,453 there's twice the amount of bounce floors to tear up. 247 00:08:40,631 --> 00:08:43,012 Chillzilla! 248 00:08:45,964 --> 00:08:48,056 That future baby booth was a sham, bro. 249 00:08:48,171 --> 00:08:49,486 There's no way our kids would look like this. 250 00:08:49,603 --> 00:08:50,828 It looks like black chunk. 251 00:08:50,927 --> 00:08:53,496 It looks like the third Gumbel Brother-- yitzak Gumbel. 252 00:08:53,613 --> 00:08:54,389 Ha! 253 00:08:54,507 --> 00:08:56,632 Whoa, Max. Check out Gay Town over there. 254 00:08:56,746 --> 00:08:59,404 Oh. Very nice, Brad. Why is it Gay Town? 255 00:08:59,503 --> 00:09:02,084 'Cause it's two handsome, well-dressed, in-shape guys? 256 00:09:02,243 --> 00:09:03,889 You've heard of colorblindness, right? 257 00:09:03,982 --> 00:09:05,663 Well, I wish you had sexual blindness. 258 00:09:05,772 --> 00:09:07,206 Actually, no, I don't. 259 00:09:07,348 --> 00:09:09,249 That is a real disease. I did a run/walk for it. 260 00:09:09,388 --> 00:09:13,401 I mostly walked, but, you know, my presence was felt. 261 00:09:13,549 --> 00:09:14,938 Max. 262 00:09:16,538 --> 00:09:18,383 It is Gay Town. 263 00:09:18,498 --> 00:09:20,348 - Yeah. - It's a classic Max knee-jerk reaction, 264 00:09:20,499 --> 00:09:22,841 followed by a classic Max false apology. 265 00:09:23,006 --> 00:09:25,001 Brad... I am so sorry. 266 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:25,895 Forgiven. 267 00:09:26,012 --> 00:09:27,580 Let's go to Gay Town! 268 00:09:28,488 --> 00:09:29,826 - Hey, Jane? - Yeah, Penny? 269 00:09:29,956 --> 00:09:31,744 - Did you hear the news? - What news? 270 00:09:31,878 --> 00:09:33,625 - Pete doesn't like weddings. - What?! 271 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:36,643 Well, I didn't like Korean spas till I learned the phrase 272 00:09:36,755 --> 00:09:38,688 "I don't want to bleed today" in Korean, 273 00:09:38,815 --> 00:09:39,699 and now I love 'em! 274 00:09:39,814 --> 00:09:43,956 Prepare to be dazzled by all the wedding possibilities. 275 00:09:44,068 --> 00:09:45,579 Like what kind of cake do you want? 276 00:09:45,683 --> 00:09:47,520 Vanilla? Ugh. Chocolate? Shut up. 277 00:09:47,636 --> 00:09:48,392 Red velvet? 278 00:09:48,493 --> 00:09:51,068 That's just chocolate with food coloring, ya dumb moron. 279 00:09:51,196 --> 00:09:54,505 Why have one of those when you could have... 280 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:55,929 a chicken wing cake?! 281 00:09:56,035 --> 00:09:57,889 Or a bleu cheese fountain?! 282 00:09:58,004 --> 00:10:00,246 Mmm, mmm, mmm! Yum! Yum! Mmm! 283 00:10:00,365 --> 00:10:02,670 That is latex paint and it is for display only. 284 00:10:02,786 --> 00:10:04,334 Excuse me. 285 00:10:05,122 --> 00:10:07,588 And no wedding would be complete 286 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:08,981 without music. 287 00:10:09,091 --> 00:10:09,898 Mmm, that's my cue. 288 00:10:09,998 --> 00:10:12,842 Mm-hmm. String quartet? A DJ? 289 00:10:13,956 --> 00:10:17,318 Red red wine-not have a reggae band? 290 00:10:17,425 --> 00:10:19,284 I know you love reggae. I learned that today. 291 00:10:19,395 --> 00:10:22,249 I do love reggae and I do love chicken wings. 292 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:25,604 Then you are gonna love dinner, 'cause it's neither. 293 00:10:25,737 --> 00:10:27,499 - Hey, Pen? - What, Jane? 294 00:10:27,631 --> 00:10:28,610 What's for dinner? 295 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,764 Ooh, that's a good question. Thought you'd never ask. 296 00:10:30,882 --> 00:10:32,372 Steak? Pasta? 297 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,836 How about sushi? 298 00:10:33,969 --> 00:10:36,345 And how about it served by a pretty lady? 299 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:39,657 No, ya dope! Let's serve it on a pretty lady. 300 00:10:39,779 --> 00:10:40,622 - Ooh! - Oh, ho! 301 00:10:40,746 --> 00:10:42,332 Maybe I've been a little too hard on weddings. 302 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:43,975 I think she's a little too pretty. 303 00:10:44,138 --> 00:10:44,900 No offense. 304 00:10:45,009 --> 00:10:46,366 I mean, you wouldn't want you at your wedding, right? 305 00:10:46,483 --> 00:10:48,744 I actually eloped. Weddings are kinda crazy. 306 00:10:48,851 --> 00:10:51,139 And that's enough out of you, ya human platter. 307 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:51,967 Big finish! 308 00:10:52,056 --> 00:10:53,082 And that's... 309 00:10:53,187 --> 00:10:55,544 the end. 310 00:10:56,024 --> 00:10:57,676 Okay, Dave, you're gonna love this. 311 00:10:57,979 --> 00:11:00,359 Ta-da! 312 00:11:00,482 --> 00:11:02,556 An underwater wedding. 313 00:11:02,669 --> 00:11:04,101 You always said you look great in a one-piece. 314 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:05,331 I just don't understand 315 00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:07,402 why they're not acceptable for men anymore. 316 00:11:07,523 --> 00:11:09,890 - Uh-huh. - But a scuba wedding would be... 317 00:11:10,051 --> 00:11:11,637 delightful, Alex. 318 00:11:11,826 --> 00:11:13,577 - Really? - I love it. 319 00:11:13,703 --> 00:11:15,327 Uch. All right, Dave, you win. 320 00:11:15,427 --> 00:11:17,285 Even I think this is a stupid idea. 321 00:11:17,392 --> 00:11:20,192 But I gotta hand it to you. You are being very chill. 322 00:11:20,328 --> 00:11:21,479 Let's go get a char-dog. 323 00:11:21,626 --> 00:11:22,654 Chillzilla. 324 00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:25,392 Beige napkins. 325 00:11:25,489 --> 00:11:28,189 This is the exact shade I wanted for our wedding. 326 00:11:28,304 --> 00:11:29,411 Urg. 327 00:11:29,504 --> 00:11:30,856 What? Beige napkins are pretty. 328 00:11:30,979 --> 00:11:32,696 Yeah, they're great. They're great. 329 00:11:32,798 --> 00:11:35,722 You know, you could even put them at every place setting, 330 00:11:35,844 --> 00:11:37,619 folded in the shape of a middle finger, 331 00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:40,241 because that is the message you are sending to your guests 332 00:11:40,357 --> 00:11:41,594 with beige napkins, 333 00:11:41,721 --> 00:11:44,705 because beige has no place at a wedding! 334 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:45,835 Dave. 335 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,624 Out of the way, yuppies! 336 00:11:47,719 --> 00:11:48,970 There it is. 337 00:11:49,882 --> 00:11:51,816 Check out all this free stuff. 338 00:11:51,926 --> 00:11:53,096 How you feelin' Gay Town now, Boo? 339 00:11:53,183 --> 00:11:54,855 Lovin' it. Lovin' you. Lovin' us. 340 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,322 And this is my favorite line of bath products. 341 00:11:57,439 --> 00:12:00,388 You guys are totally an adorable couple. 342 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,532 You are so cute. 343 00:12:01,635 --> 00:12:03,279 You're like Paul Giamatti and Tyson Beckford. 344 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:04,312 - Oh, yeah! - Right? 345 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,867 But wait. He doesn't look like Paul Gia-- 346 00:12:06,496 --> 00:12:07,810 Oh. 347 00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:11,098 So, um, we would like some things for our welcome bags 348 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,480 for our 300-plus guests, 349 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,370 who are all tastemakers and online reviewers 350 00:12:14,511 --> 00:12:16,952 and style icons, etcetera, etcetera. 351 00:12:17,050 --> 00:12:18,685 - Right, hon-bun? - Mmm! Hmm? Mnh-mnh. 352 00:12:18,801 --> 00:12:21,104 Elton and David would just eat these soap balls up. 353 00:12:21,230 --> 00:12:22,298 Elton... 354 00:12:22,429 --> 00:12:23,703 - John? Okay. - John? Okay. 355 00:12:23,805 --> 00:12:25,397 And by the scent of these, you know who else would love them? 356 00:12:25,508 --> 00:12:27,064 - Barney Frank. - Frank. 357 00:12:27,199 --> 00:12:28,169 Barney Frank. 358 00:12:29,021 --> 00:12:29,899 People don't think so, 359 00:12:30,023 --> 00:12:32,598 but Barney Frank is way into the way his body smells. 360 00:12:32,736 --> 00:12:35,379 Okay, you know what? Since you guys are such lovebirds, 361 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,772 you can take whatever you'd like. 362 00:12:37,885 --> 00:12:39,107 Yay! 363 00:12:39,253 --> 00:12:41,675 Ahem. Yeah. 364 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,261 I mean... yay! 365 00:12:44,655 --> 00:12:46,208 Okay. Okay. 366 00:12:46,711 --> 00:12:47,975 Okay, I'll just take two bags. 367 00:12:49,595 --> 00:12:50,693 Okay, you gotta break up with me. 368 00:12:50,796 --> 00:12:51,843 I just got a turnaround. 369 00:12:51,946 --> 00:12:52,736 What's a turnaround? 370 00:12:52,857 --> 00:12:54,219 When two gay guys walk past each other, 371 00:12:54,348 --> 00:12:56,544 if they turnaround, it's on. 372 00:12:56,685 --> 00:12:58,554 Ohh. You just got that? 373 00:12:58,658 --> 00:13:01,208 Yes! I just got a turnaround, so I don't need a you-around. 374 00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:04,241 I am not breaking up with you. This is a gold mine, man. 375 00:13:04,352 --> 00:13:05,367 What are you talking about? 376 00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:06,824 We haven't even redeemed our couple's coupon 377 00:13:06,925 --> 00:13:08,078 for that awesome nail salon booth 378 00:13:08,191 --> 00:13:09,721 run by Tom Petty's cousin Manuel-- 379 00:13:09,851 --> 00:13:11,113 Manny Petty's mani-pedis. 380 00:13:11,242 --> 00:13:13,281 Okay. Fine. 381 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,840 Brad! 382 00:13:16,223 --> 00:13:17,673 You're breaking up with me?! 383 00:13:17,784 --> 00:13:21,020 - What? - And so close to St. Valentine's Day?! 384 00:13:21,139 --> 00:13:22,303 What was that? 385 00:13:22,408 --> 00:13:23,919 You don't want to get married to me?! 386 00:13:24,048 --> 00:13:25,529 It's just a piece of paper? 387 00:13:25,690 --> 00:13:27,947 It's about civil rights, sir! 388 00:13:28,069 --> 00:13:29,855 Which you would know nothing about! 389 00:13:30,683 --> 00:13:32,024 I'm out of here! 390 00:13:35,603 --> 00:13:37,751 Just-- just get out of here. 391 00:13:37,897 --> 00:13:39,730 Then your guests write their hopes for you 392 00:13:39,854 --> 00:13:41,231 inside the lantern... 393 00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:42,892 which floats up into the air, 394 00:13:43,014 --> 00:13:45,782 lighting the sky with all their loving wishes. 395 00:13:45,927 --> 00:13:47,399 Aw! 396 00:13:47,664 --> 00:13:48,600 Right, Pete? 397 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:51,369 Yeah, that is pretty... aw! 398 00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:52,266 - Aw! - Aw! 399 00:13:52,389 --> 00:13:54,100 I knew you would come around, Pete. 400 00:13:54,297 --> 00:13:56,039 Oh! And... 401 00:13:56,152 --> 00:13:59,550 you can have your entire wedding video A-Ha'd. 402 00:13:59,669 --> 00:14:00,561 Huh? 403 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,712 A-Ha! 404 00:14:01,819 --> 00:14:02,890 Ooh! I love that. 405 00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:05,569 Take on me 406 00:14:05,704 --> 00:14:06,881 as your wedding planner 407 00:14:06,992 --> 00:14:09,320 take me on 408 00:14:09,442 --> 00:14:11,016 just have a wedding, Pete 409 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,042 - She's changing the words! - It's so good. 410 00:14:13,164 --> 00:14:14,219 Excuse me. 411 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,932 Are you guys all alone in this big wedding expo? 412 00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:17,894 Oh, well-- 413 00:14:17,978 --> 00:14:19,747 Marcy Grace. The wedding planner. 414 00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:21,044 The movie was based on me. 415 00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,030 Get out. 416 00:14:22,159 --> 00:14:23,112 Yes. 417 00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:26,208 Mm, back off, poacher. They're spoken for. 418 00:14:26,382 --> 00:14:28,035 Jane Kerkovich. 419 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,337 Never heard of you. 420 00:14:29,637 --> 00:14:31,776 Or heard of a movie about you. 421 00:14:31,895 --> 00:14:33,136 Must be an amateur. 422 00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:36,365 Trust me. You guys are gonna wanna go with a pro. 423 00:14:36,487 --> 00:14:40,147 - Uh-oh. - Might wanna add "-stitute" to that. 424 00:14:40,256 --> 00:14:43,527 As in, uh, "pro-stitute." 425 00:14:43,638 --> 00:14:45,608 So now it's pronounced pro-stitute? 426 00:14:45,722 --> 00:14:47,003 I don't know. Maybe it is. 427 00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:48,579 Let's ask the crowd, huh? 428 00:14:48,736 --> 00:14:50,479 What?! 429 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:53,493 Nobody? 430 00:14:53,585 --> 00:14:55,343 - All right. I'll take this. - Oh. Oh. Oh! 431 00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:57,160 Guys? Ladies! 432 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,179 - Give it to me! - No! 433 00:14:59,443 --> 00:15:00,317 - Jane! - Jane. 434 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,517 Jane! 435 00:15:01,629 --> 00:15:02,558 Jane! 436 00:15:02,759 --> 00:15:04,434 Gonna be a funeral planner! 437 00:15:04,533 --> 00:15:06,079 Not if you're dead first! 438 00:15:06,187 --> 00:15:07,963 So you wanna get a big pretzel? 439 00:15:08,054 --> 00:15:10,194 Penny, this is exactly what I'm talking about. 440 00:15:10,315 --> 00:15:12,119 Weddings make people go crazy. 441 00:15:12,222 --> 00:15:15,222 Hey! Watch the sweater, chiklis! 442 00:15:15,339 --> 00:15:18,075 No, weddings aren't crazy. Just Jane is crazy. 443 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:21,429 If having the taste to know that beige napkins are hideous 444 00:15:21,558 --> 00:15:23,294 makes me a Bridezilla, then rawr! 445 00:15:23,406 --> 00:15:25,038 It's not about taste, okay? 446 00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:26,842 You're selfish, just like at our wedding. 447 00:15:27,012 --> 00:15:28,533 It's always about what you want. 448 00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:30,061 Aw, come on! 449 00:15:31,475 --> 00:15:33,732 Once again, left at the altar. 450 00:15:33,841 --> 00:15:35,217 Penny... 451 00:15:35,842 --> 00:15:38,548 we don't need all this other stuff. 452 00:15:38,731 --> 00:15:40,368 All we need is this, 453 00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:42,947 and just you and me. 454 00:15:43,093 --> 00:15:44,763 Isn't that enough? 455 00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:50,780 I just... 456 00:15:50,914 --> 00:15:53,005 It's that... 457 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,245 I guess not. 458 00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,161 Oh. 459 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,753 Pete... 460 00:16:04,388 --> 00:16:07,014 Sorry. Can't do it. Couples only. 461 00:16:07,131 --> 00:16:08,948 Don't be petty, Manny Petty. 462 00:16:09,056 --> 00:16:10,221 Give me a mani. 463 00:16:10,408 --> 00:16:11,512 Pedi? 464 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:15,900 Whoa! 465 00:16:16,012 --> 00:16:17,424 You should've about that couples coupon 466 00:16:17,536 --> 00:16:19,789 before you dumped your fiance at a wedding expo. 467 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:20,757 How could you do that to him? 468 00:16:20,859 --> 00:16:22,750 Oh. No. Guys, you don't understand-- 469 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,255 And marriage is just a piece of paper? 470 00:16:24,387 --> 00:16:25,721 After all that we've fought for? 471 00:16:25,928 --> 00:16:27,807 You need to stand by your man, coward. 472 00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:29,686 Ah. Thank you much. 473 00:16:29,851 --> 00:16:32,773 Lots to chew on, guys. I'm gonna go, uh, think that over. 474 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,300 I'm gonna-- 475 00:16:34,412 --> 00:16:35,528 Hey-o! 476 00:16:35,616 --> 00:16:38,414 Take him back, or we're gonna pound your ass. 477 00:16:38,591 --> 00:16:39,465 Wait. Uh... 478 00:16:39,606 --> 00:16:41,962 so you're gonna kick my ass or... 479 00:16:42,066 --> 00:16:43,034 - We're gonna kick your ass. - Yes. 480 00:16:43,143 --> 00:16:45,470 Okay. Thank God! Ooh! 481 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,313 Wait. That's not good either. 482 00:16:48,197 --> 00:16:50,590 Hey, Penny, I'm just leaving you a message 483 00:16:50,714 --> 00:16:52,439 since they won't let me back in. 484 00:16:52,608 --> 00:16:54,998 You lightly bite one security guard 485 00:16:55,116 --> 00:16:56,711 and they act like you're a criminal. 486 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:58,341 Anyway, 487 00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,823 I'm sorry that I left you hanging like that. I... 488 00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,498 Huh. Wait a minute. 489 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,532 I just had an idea. 490 00:17:09,082 --> 00:17:09,986 Aah! Uhh! 491 00:17:10,124 --> 00:17:11,385 Ohh! 492 00:17:12,578 --> 00:17:15,211 I really want a wedding. I always have. 493 00:17:15,393 --> 00:17:18,595 And as I got older, I started to think that might not happen. 494 00:17:19,154 --> 00:17:20,985 And I think some other people thought that, too. 495 00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:23,409 No... almost everybody. 496 00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:24,891 Oh. 497 00:17:25,347 --> 00:17:27,757 I-I'm making it out of singledom, 498 00:17:27,882 --> 00:17:29,465 and I want witnesses to that. 499 00:17:29,578 --> 00:17:31,553 If a Penny gets married in a forest, 500 00:17:31,686 --> 00:17:32,466 does anyone hear it? 501 00:17:32,575 --> 00:17:33,709 I know how you feel, Pen. 502 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,618 I put so much into the planning of my wedding. 503 00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:37,910 I obsessed over everything, 504 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,918 from the major decisions down to the smallest detail-- 505 00:17:41,078 --> 00:17:43,963 a security company made up entirely of little people. 506 00:17:44,095 --> 00:17:45,531 They were very strong. 507 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,293 So I had the wedding that every little boy dreams of, 508 00:17:48,499 --> 00:17:50,362 but Alex didn't want it. 509 00:17:50,682 --> 00:17:51,553 And at the end of the day, 510 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,996 she was the only thing that should've mattered. 511 00:17:54,108 --> 00:17:55,231 Hmm. 512 00:17:56,711 --> 00:17:59,080 The wedding that every little boy dreams of? 513 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,919 Just let me have this. 514 00:18:01,212 --> 00:18:03,571 Ricky Jay was my personal magic coach, 515 00:18:03,686 --> 00:18:05,869 which is a pretty big deal in the Ricky Jay community. 516 00:18:06,008 --> 00:18:07,590 Hey, sweet and sour sauce. 517 00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:09,881 What are you doing? Get out of here. It's not a good time. 518 00:18:10,028 --> 00:18:11,146 No! 519 00:18:11,269 --> 00:18:12,911 I will not get out of here, sir. 520 00:18:13,022 --> 00:18:14,340 I'm here to take back what I said 521 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,895 about marriage just being a piece of paper. 522 00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:19,475 And... I wanna marry you 523 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,804 because we're gay homosexuals together. 524 00:18:21,921 --> 00:18:23,066 Can someone tell me what is happening? 525 00:18:23,188 --> 00:18:25,262 I love you and all your parts. 526 00:18:25,432 --> 00:18:26,405 They're so good. 527 00:18:26,516 --> 00:18:29,552 Mmm. Like your butt. I love your butt. 528 00:18:29,679 --> 00:18:31,303 I love resting my head on your butt. 529 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,941 Is that what you think gay guys do? 530 00:18:33,102 --> 00:18:35,048 We just rest our head on each other's butts? 531 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:35,944 Yeah. Yeah. 532 00:18:36,062 --> 00:18:38,159 - Yeah. - Whatever. Can you skedaddle, please? 533 00:18:38,301 --> 00:18:40,349 'Cause me and this hot guy are about to... 534 00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:41,973 He's gone. 535 00:18:42,138 --> 00:18:43,524 - Thank you. - Perfect. 536 00:18:43,657 --> 00:18:44,751 Now hurry up and take me back 537 00:18:44,887 --> 00:18:46,204 before these huge guys pound me. 538 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,478 Trust me, they are DTF-- 539 00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:50,135 Down To Fight. 540 00:18:50,904 --> 00:18:52,145 Fine. 541 00:18:53,108 --> 00:18:55,186 Of course I take you back, Brad, 542 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,784 because we are gay homosexuals who are in love 543 00:18:58,897 --> 00:18:59,986 and will be married. 544 00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:01,426 Yay! 545 00:19:01,611 --> 00:19:02,467 - Oh! - Let's go. 546 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,691 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 547 00:19:04,817 --> 00:19:05,649 - Nah, it's not like that. - Ah, no, we don't... 548 00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:07,071 - We don't even... - No, I mean... 549 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,066 We're more of a behind-closed-doors type... 550 00:19:09,164 --> 00:19:10,077 - We don't need to prove anything. - We're not-- 551 00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:11,974 - We don't like PDA - Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 552 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,093 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 553 00:19:14,342 --> 00:19:15,680 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 554 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,323 - Ee. - Ee. 555 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,027 Ah! 556 00:19:19,156 --> 00:19:21,327 I felt it! I felt your lips! 557 00:19:23,755 --> 00:19:25,743 I'll get married in a forest. 558 00:19:25,858 --> 00:19:26,955 What? 559 00:19:28,508 --> 00:19:30,297 I'll elope if you want. 560 00:19:30,438 --> 00:19:33,026 We can go down to the courthouse right now. Well... 561 00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:35,540 well, not the one on Belmont or the one on Michigan Ave, 562 00:19:35,665 --> 00:19:37,354 'cause I went through a bailiff phase. 563 00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:38,577 But... 564 00:19:38,695 --> 00:19:40,661 all that matters is me and you. 565 00:19:40,776 --> 00:19:42,378 Pen, I just want you to be happy. 566 00:19:42,495 --> 00:19:44,191 I just want me to be happy, too! 567 00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:47,150 Then let's have a wedding. 568 00:19:47,265 --> 00:19:48,005 Really? 569 00:19:48,115 --> 00:19:50,078 The fact that you would even consider eloping 570 00:19:50,201 --> 00:19:52,526 - is enough for me. Come here. - Aw! 571 00:19:53,851 --> 00:19:55,201 Hey, Al. 572 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,519 I found some more wedding stuff that I like. 573 00:19:57,628 --> 00:19:58,354 What, 574 00:19:58,476 --> 00:20:01,007 a super boring eggshell white Vera Wang aisle runner? 575 00:20:01,128 --> 00:20:03,184 No. I mean, I'd die-- but no. 576 00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:05,227 How about this? 577 00:20:07,135 --> 00:20:09,115 For the baby animal petting zoo I wanted! 578 00:20:09,232 --> 00:20:10,857 And he's in a beige napkin. 579 00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:13,793 Well, it's more like a diaper. 580 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,199 Look, you were right. I was a Bridezilla. 581 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,315 And, you know, 582 00:20:17,455 --> 00:20:19,159 if we ever decide to get married... 583 00:20:19,281 --> 00:20:23,177 uh, to-- to the idea of, uh, throwing a formal party-- 584 00:20:23,285 --> 00:20:25,504 Right. Like-- like a black tie Super Bowl party or... 585 00:20:25,618 --> 00:20:26,631 - Yeah. - ...a wedding. 586 00:20:26,716 --> 00:20:28,022 Damn it! 587 00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:30,654 I wanna try to say anything but that, but it was in my head. 588 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:34,319 Well, whatever we decide to do, we'll be in it together. 589 00:20:36,113 --> 00:20:38,319 So happy Valentine's Day, Alex. 590 00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:43,017 Oh, my God! 591 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,028 Are you okay? 592 00:20:44,134 --> 00:20:46,550 I'm cool. Just got my bell rung. 593 00:20:47,086 --> 00:20:49,143 Well... you know what they say. 594 00:20:49,308 --> 00:20:50,208 It's not a good gang hang 595 00:20:50,314 --> 00:20:52,279 until someone takes a major shot to the face. 596 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,298 - We should check on your sister. - Yeah, let's go look. 597 00:20:58,102 --> 00:21:02,460 Take on me 598 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:03,662 Take on me 599 00:21:03,771 --> 00:21:07,789 Take me on 600 00:21:07,903 --> 00:21:09,241 Take on me 601 00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:14,072 I'll be gone 602 00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:34,187 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 603 00:21:34,237 --> 00:21:38,787 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43118

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