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Oh, my gosh.
That was incredible.
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Hey, sorry about the buttons
on your blouse.
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I just got a little
frustrated and ripped them off.
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That's all right.
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Don't worry about it.
It was only...Prada.
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But the one thing
that was confusing
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Was what was that list of guys'
names you kept repeating?
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That was the lineup for 1988
dodgers. It--it helps me.
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So, did it live up
to all your expectations?
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You kidding me? It lived up
to expectations I didn't know that I had.
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Holy smokes.
It was thrilling. It was super hot.
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At one point
it was really scary.
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Sorry.
I was a trained gymnast.
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If I could just get some
chalk on my hands I could
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[knuckles crack]
really show you something.
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Oh, my gosh. Wow.
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So, what happens now?
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I mean, I've never dated
anyone from work before.
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Do we drive in together
tomorrow?
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I don't think so.
I think we should probably keep work work,
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And this this.
Like, keep it separate.
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Ok. So, when we're at work,
we don't tell anyone.
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And I'm your boss.
And you're my employee.
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When you say that
it sounds really hot.
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Maybe we should do it again,
I don't have any chalk
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But I could probably find
some baby powder.
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Sync by deGroote.
www.addic7ed.com
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Curtis: Lunch is here.
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Kfc?
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Mm-hmm.
New fiery grill wings, yo!
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Be careful, man.
These things are hot.
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I had one in the car,
felt like I was sucking on a blowtorch.
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Whoo!
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Let me try one of these
bad boys right here.
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Can't be that hot.
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Yeah. That's not that hot.
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Oh, my god!
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Aah! That's hot coffee!
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Aah!
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What the hell is that?!
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It's a bloody mary.
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What?! It's 5:00 someplace!
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Hey, curtis.
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Hello, gary.
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Brooks. Nice to see
you in the workplace.
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Hello, sasha. Nice to see you.
You look very nice.
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Why, thank you.
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Oh, not at all.
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You guys are doing it.
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What?!
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What gives you that idea?
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Because you guys
are talking like you're in victorian England.
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[british accent]
uh, sasha, nice to see you.
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I find myself captivated
by your charms.
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I pray you don't
get cholera.
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All right!
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Just don't tell anybody, ok?
Just keep it a secret.
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We don't want everyone
to start gossiping.
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Especially hannah in ad sales.
You know, gossip--
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That's like heroin
to that lady.
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Actually, I think
that heroin is like heroin to hannah.
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Ok. I'm gonna get
some plates.
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Oh, plates. No. Sweetheart,
these are fiery wings.
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These are meant
to be eaten out of a bucket, like a real man.
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All the same, I think I would
like to take it into my office
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And eat it like a lady.
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Eat it like a lady? What?
With knife and fork.
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No, like shoving it
into my face
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Until I feel like I've
punished my mom enough!
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Well, somebody picked
the right time to start sleeping with the boss.
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Oh, what are you talking about?
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You didn't hear?
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The latest ratings book
just came in,
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And she's talking about
changing things--
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Extending shows,
cutting shows.
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But you're going to be safe.
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Look. Sasha's the boss.
I'm just an employee.
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She controls what happens
in the workplace.
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She's going to add shows
that she wants.
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She's going to cut shows
that she doesn't want to do.
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She's the boss.
She's going to do whatever she wants. It's her choice.
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And it has nothing to do
with the fact
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That she's scored
a 10 on my pommel horse last night.
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So, tom, how are things
going at my little boy's very first job?
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Huh? You like working
at hogie moe's?
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No. I wanna quit.
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What?!
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That's told me I'd be in charge
of urinal cakes and lettuce.
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Ok. Please tell me
they have a "lava las manos" sign in the bathroom?
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I don't know. But there's
this really sad poem in one of stalls
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About a guy who's brokenhearted.
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See he came there--
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No! I know it.
I know the poem, tom.
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Look, I know it may not be
the most fulfilling job in the world,
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But I think it's important
we learned to stick with things.
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It's easy for you to get
excited. You're starting a job you've always wanted.
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That's true. Working
for the dean of psychology at ucla--
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You know, it didn't just
fall into my lap.
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They had my resume there
for over a year and a half before they called.
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And you know what?
Before that I had to work a lot degrading jobs.
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I waited tables.
I bartended.
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I was married to your
father for 15 years.
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Yeah. That wasn't a paying job.
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It is now.
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[car horn]
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Oh, there's your dad.
Go get your books, ok?
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Hello, allison. How are you?
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Ok. What's with you?
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What do you mean,
"what's with me?"
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You're in a good mood.
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Your cheeks are all flushed.
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So, they're either remaking
"porky's" or--
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Ooh, you had sex.
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Well, it is true.
Sasha and I did make love.
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But what? Are they really
remaking "porky's?"
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No. No.
No, gary. No.
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Really? You're not
at all afraid
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About how sex is going
to affect you two working together?
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Oh, no.
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Sasha and I, we both agreed
to keep it professional.
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Plus, I read a very interesting
article in "the new yorker"
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That said office romances are
actually common these days.
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Ok. A) no, you didn't.
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And um, b) my guess is
you fell asleep during a laker game
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And woke up during
a dr. Phil re-run.
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Gary, sex changes everything.
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I mean, it makes everything
personal.
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Think about the first time
we did it.
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Uh, us having sex
changed nothing.
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I went from thinking
you were slutty to knowing you were slutty.
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Everybody knew that.
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When you're slutty,
word tends to get around.
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Sasha: Ok. Next thing.
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Since our kppq family
is growing,
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We're running a little
short on parking spaces.
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So, are there any volunteers
to park in the lot across the street?
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I'm fine with parking across
the street.
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There's no reason why I should
have a special spot.
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Thank you, gary,
for being a good team member.
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Hey, you know what?
I'm doing what any other team member would do.
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And last order of business--
this is a little tough.
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We will be extending sue
the cat lady's show "dramatic paws"
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To 2 hours
instead of just one.
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Based on some
very and somewhat inexplicable ratings.
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What's the matter?
An hour wasn't enough time
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For her to do all
her stupid cat puns?!
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Have a mice day!
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Hope you're feline-ing great!
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And since extending her show
will cut into the show that comes before,
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We will be cutting
"the score" with gary brooks down to an hour.
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Wait? What?!
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Gary, I'm sorry.
It's purely a ratings thing.
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But my show gets
really good ratings.
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Yes, it does. But it's new.
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And you're still building
an audience.
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How am I supposed to build
an audience if you cut my show in half?
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Gary, it's nothing personal.
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What do you mean
it's not personal?!
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I'm your boyfriend.
We're sleeping together.
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Gary!
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Come on! Who here doesn't know
that these 2 are doing it?
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My bad.
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Yes, professor drakely.
It's just that when I started this job,
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I thought I'd be using more
of my psychology expertise
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As opposed to running errands
for you.
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See, I graduated
top of my class at uc irvine.
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Uh huh.
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Uh huh.
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Uh, yeah ok. So fong's cleaners
on santa monica?
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Ok. Ready at 3.
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Uh, you know what?
Yeah.
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I am crushing up your
cialis pills right now.
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Yeah. Ok. Bye.
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Hi, mom.
Hey, honey.
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How was your day
at hogie moe's?
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You still thinking
about quitting?
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I mean, you were right.
I just stuck with it.
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And I'm having
a great time.
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Hey, this kid threw out
his retainer when he dumped his tray into the trash.
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And guess who dug it out?
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Me. And then my boss told me
I was a hero.
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And I made a joke about
a hero sandwich,
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And like 4 people laughed.
It was awesome.
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Honey, that is so great.
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You know it must be nice
to feel so productive.
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Yeah. You know,
I'm loving being part of the hogie family.
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That's what we call it.
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So, how's your job?
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Actually I worked
with a particularly interesting case today--
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Borderline narcissist
who feels the need to dominate women.
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Probably due to his
repressed homosexuality.
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Really? Did you help him?
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Yeah. Yeah. But if my help
lasts for more than 4 hours,
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He's supposed to consult
a physician.
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Sasha: What are you doing?
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Well, just dotting down notes
for my show.
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Wow. Want to not do that
and do something else?
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No, I don't think so.
I'm really not in the mood. Ok?
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What do you mean you're
not in the mood?
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You're always in the mood.
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The other day you started
making out with me
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When we were watching
"intervention."
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And I never found out
if janine the ice skater got off meth.
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Uh, she didn't.
She relapsed and then her dad killed himself.
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I was in the mood then,
I'm just not in the mood now.
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I'm not feeling it. Sorry.
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Is this about today?
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What--of course not.
No, come on.
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I have work to do.
Since my show is only an hour,
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I have to cut some stuff out
for time, you know.
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Ha ha--that would have been
hilarious.
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It's gone now.
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Ha ha!
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That's a classic
that no one will ever hear.
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Gary, I'm sorry.
It was a business decision.
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Look, your girlfriend
hates that it happened,
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But your boss had to do it.
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Hey, you know what?
You could have shortened anyone's show,
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And you chose to shorten mine.
I don't get it.
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Why not shorten the show
with that old man that talks about pots and pans?
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Antique bob?
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Do you know how much
revenue he brings in
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With those adult diaper ads?
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Our station depends on him.
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Gary, I don't understand.
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You are the one who said
we should keep work and dating separate.
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This does not seem separate.
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Of course
it doesn't seem separate.
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I'm so mad at my boss right now,
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That I don't even want to play
with my girlfriend's boobs.
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So, what? Are you saying
I should give you special treatment
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Because we're dating?
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Yeah. That's awesome.
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I can't do that.
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Well, then I don't know
what to do.
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You know, I'm afraid that what
we have is going to get ruined
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Because we work together.
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So, I'm going to have to choose
what's more important to me.
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So, you know what?
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Fine I'll choose.
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Gary, that is very romantic.
242
00:10:22,986 --> 00:10:26,821
But I don't think you should
quit your job over this.
243
00:10:30,124 --> 00:10:32,759
What are you talking about?
244
00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:36,328
What--you're choosing me,
right?
245
00:10:36,329 --> 00:10:40,331
If by me you mean my job, yes.
246
00:10:40,332 --> 00:10:42,932
You know what?
I think I'm going to head home.
247
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,701
Ah, sasha, come on.
What am I supposed to do?
248
00:10:44,702 --> 00:10:46,102
It's my dream job!
249
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,972
Oh, I don't expect you
to do anything.
250
00:10:48,973 --> 00:10:52,373
I just hope you don't end up
regretting your decision.
251
00:10:52,374 --> 00:10:54,107
What are you going to do?
Fire me?
252
00:10:54,108 --> 00:10:56,506
No. No. No. That would be
letting my personal feelings
253
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Dictate my business
decisions.
254
00:10:58,009 --> 00:10:59,842
And I am a professional.
255
00:10:59,843 --> 00:11:02,209
So, I will see you
at work tomorrow.
256
00:11:02,210 --> 00:11:04,310
Don't forget
it's casual Friday.
257
00:11:08,513 --> 00:11:11,830
Glad you could join me.
We're back from break in like a minute.
258
00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:12,862
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man.
259
00:11:12,863 --> 00:11:14,697
Sasha arranged
for a chiropractor to come in a work on us.
260
00:11:14,698 --> 00:11:19,067
I got an adjustment called
a cox flexion distraction.
261
00:11:19,068 --> 00:11:22,471
And at first it sounded like
something I definitely did not want.
262
00:11:22,472 --> 00:11:25,673
But now I want as much
cox flexion as I can get.
263
00:11:25,674 --> 00:11:27,074
Ooh.
264
00:11:27,075 --> 00:11:28,375
Can we please get to work?!
265
00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:30,510
Ok. Someone's
a little uptight today, huh?
266
00:11:30,511 --> 00:11:32,978
Sorry. I'm very uptight.
Sasha and I had a huge fight.
267
00:11:32,979 --> 00:11:35,280
I basically had to choose
between her and work.
268
00:11:35,281 --> 00:11:36,280
And you picked the job?!
269
00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:37,481
Yes, I did.
270
00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:41,251
Are you crazy?!
You always pick the girl!
271
00:11:41,252 --> 00:11:44,554
Remember that movie
where richard gere went back into the factory
272
00:11:44,555 --> 00:11:49,191
And he picked up debra
winger and all those homely left-behinds were clapping.
273
00:11:49,192 --> 00:11:50,826
What if he hadn't?
274
00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:51,927
If he hadn't,
it wouldn't be
275
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,228
"an officer
and a gentleman."
276
00:11:53,229 --> 00:11:54,863
It would be
"an officer and a selfish bastard."
277
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,168
You're on.
278
00:12:00,169 --> 00:12:03,269
Hey, welcome back
to "the score" with gary brooks.
279
00:12:03,270 --> 00:12:06,372
You know there's a lot
of talk about football dynasties, all right.
280
00:12:06,373 --> 00:12:08,910
Patriots, steelers,
you know what I want to do.
281
00:12:08,911 --> 00:12:10,679
I want to take it
in another direction today.
282
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,216
Let's talk about
the dynasties of failure.
283
00:12:13,217 --> 00:12:14,684
I mean the real losers.
284
00:12:14,685 --> 00:12:17,755
The detroit lions,
they gotta be at the top of that list right away.
285
00:12:17,756 --> 00:12:21,659
You also have your cleveland
browns. These poor guys, they can't win on the road.
286
00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:23,561
They can't win
when they go back to cleavage.
287
00:12:23,562 --> 00:12:24,963
Cleveland.
288
00:12:24,964 --> 00:12:27,265
What are you doing in here?
289
00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:29,800
Oh, sorry.
I just left some paperwork.
290
00:12:29,801 --> 00:12:32,936
Yeah. Even your newest
franchises in the nfl, they win more.
291
00:12:32,937 --> 00:12:36,739
You got your jacksonville
jaguars, your tennessee titans.
292
00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:40,042
They're big, firm--
293
00:12:40,043 --> 00:12:44,145
Ok, you know what.
Let's pause 10 seconds for station identification.
294
00:12:44,146 --> 00:12:46,012
We'll be right back
with "the score" with gary brooks.
295
00:12:46,013 --> 00:12:48,181
What the heck are you doing
in here, sasha?
296
00:12:48,182 --> 00:12:49,715
What do you mean?
What do I mean?
297
00:12:49,716 --> 00:12:51,583
You're walking around
all sexy, that why I mean what I mean.
298
00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:53,251
Gary, since we're
in the workplace,
299
00:12:53,252 --> 00:12:56,387
I would appreciate you not
referring to me as sexy.
300
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,924
Oops. Dropped my pen.
301
00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:10,431
Curtis: Gary!
302
00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:14,468
Gary! We are back
from station id.
303
00:13:14,469 --> 00:13:17,603
Well, roll another one!
We're picking up pens in here!
304
00:13:17,604 --> 00:13:22,173
So, do you want you turn
with the chiropractor?
305
00:13:22,174 --> 00:13:25,009
No. I want you to get out.
I'm trying to do a show here professionally.
306
00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:27,745
All right. Well, it's
my turn with rhonda anyway.
307
00:13:32,784 --> 00:13:36,052
Ok. Where were we?
308
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,189
Ok. Welcome back
to "the score" everybody.
309
00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,623
My name is gary brooks.
310
00:13:41,624 --> 00:13:44,992
How about we take a call.
We have glenn in chula vista.
311
00:13:44,993 --> 00:13:46,594
Glenn, what can
I do for ya, pal?
312
00:13:46,595 --> 00:13:48,295
Yeah, hey gary, listen,
I was wondering,
313
00:13:48,296 --> 00:13:49,696
What do you think
the raiders have to do
314
00:13:49,697 --> 00:13:51,431
To put together a better
team for next year?
315
00:13:51,432 --> 00:13:54,269
Well, I'll tell you, glenn,
if your fans are tougher than your team,
316
00:13:54,270 --> 00:13:56,638
You have a big turn on.
317
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,908
I'm sorry.
Did you say, turn on?
318
00:14:00,909 --> 00:14:03,910
Yeah, turn on. You gotta
turn on the power, kiddo.
319
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:06,445
Oh, my god I've never seen
bodies move that way.
320
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,713
Are you talking about
darren mcfadden?
321
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:12,916
Yes, I am. I'm talking
about darren mcfadden and his perfect, supple bottom.
322
00:14:18,455 --> 00:14:19,989
Thank you!
323
00:14:27,796 --> 00:14:30,764
Allison!
Alli, I need your help!
324
00:14:30,765 --> 00:14:31,832
Gary, shh.
What?
325
00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:33,600
What's going on?
326
00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:35,301
Why are you in the pantry?
327
00:14:35,302 --> 00:14:36,536
I thought you were tom.
328
00:14:36,537 --> 00:14:41,507
Oh, no. Is it a surprise party?
Did I miss his birthday?
329
00:14:41,508 --> 00:14:43,509
I didn't get him anything.
He likes olives, right?
330
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:46,245
No, look. I quit my job and
I don't want him to know.
331
00:14:46,246 --> 00:14:48,480
So, when he comes home.
He's going to go upstairs.
332
00:14:48,481 --> 00:14:50,716
And I'm going to come out
and pretend I just got home from work.
333
00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:53,152
Yeah. But you're in here
for no reason. He doesn't get home for another hour.
334
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,386
So, you're safe. Let's go.
335
00:14:54,387 --> 00:14:55,787
All right.
336
00:14:55,788 --> 00:14:56,955
Car.
Oh!
337
00:14:56,956 --> 00:14:58,223
There's a car.
338
00:14:58,224 --> 00:14:59,724
All right.
339
00:14:59,725 --> 00:15:00,958
Why'd you quit your job?
340
00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:02,426
Gary, I couldn't stand it.
341
00:15:02,427 --> 00:15:04,361
It was like I was
his personal assistant.
342
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:07,831
He made me do all his
grocery shopping for him, pick up his dry cleaning.
343
00:15:07,832 --> 00:15:09,399
I mean, it was like being
married to you
344
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,636
Except I didn't have
to watch one steven gutenberg film.
345
00:15:12,637 --> 00:15:15,205
Steven gutenberg
is an american treasure.
346
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,606
Ok.
347
00:15:16,607 --> 00:15:19,275
Gary, listen to me.
I took off all of this time to raise my kids
348
00:15:19,276 --> 00:15:21,343
And now I have to pay
my dues all over again?
349
00:15:21,344 --> 00:15:22,778
But I want to teach
tom a lesson,
350
00:15:22,779 --> 00:15:25,214
So I'm hiding in the pantry
like a coward.
351
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,616
Tom totally respects you.
Tell him you quit your job.
352
00:15:27,617 --> 00:15:29,884
He will completely understand.
353
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:30,918
Both: Aah!
354
00:15:30,919 --> 00:15:31,886
Oh, jeez.
355
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,121
Hi, honey.
Hey, mom.
356
00:15:33,122 --> 00:15:34,255
Hey, dad.
357
00:15:34,256 --> 00:15:36,290
'sup.
358
00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:37,825
Can I have the triskets?
359
00:15:37,826 --> 00:15:39,493
Oh, yeah.
Here you go.
360
00:15:39,494 --> 00:15:42,596
Thanks. You guys should come
listen to this cat lady show.
361
00:15:42,597 --> 00:15:44,164
It's so interesting.
362
00:15:44,165 --> 00:15:47,167
Did you know that cats
have no sense of hot and cold in their feet?
363
00:15:47,168 --> 00:15:49,168
Really? That's kind of
fascinating, actually.
364
00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:53,873
I gotta go.
Antique bob comes on in 10 minutes.
365
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,509
All right, come on.
Let's get out of here.
366
00:15:57,510 --> 00:15:59,275
This is ridiculous.
All right.
367
00:15:59,276 --> 00:16:01,942
So, hey, gary.
What did you want?
368
00:16:01,943 --> 00:16:05,378
Sasha's trying to get me
to regret my incredibly stupid decision.
369
00:16:05,379 --> 00:16:07,746
But it was her stupid decision
to shorten my show
370
00:16:07,747 --> 00:16:09,413
That made me make
my stupid decision.
371
00:16:09,414 --> 00:16:10,481
Car!
372
00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:11,514
No, it's the neighbor's,
allison!
373
00:16:11,515 --> 00:16:12,515
All right.
374
00:16:12,516 --> 00:16:13,516
What am I supposed
to do about sasha?
375
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:14,749
Ok. Just do
the same thing to her.
376
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,849
Make her regret her decision
to shorten your show.
377
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:20,348
I mean, who could fill
someone with regret more than you?
378
00:16:20,349 --> 00:16:21,515
I mean, remember me?
379
00:16:21,516 --> 00:16:23,016
White dress,
flowers in hand,
380
00:16:23,017 --> 00:16:25,285
Priest asking me if I would
take you as my husband.
381
00:16:25,286 --> 00:16:26,619
You did not regret that.
382
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:29,121
Yeah, but you know what?
When the priest changed the vows to
383
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,491
"are you double,
triple, super-duper sure you'd want to do this?"
384
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,726
I should have taken it
as a sign, gary!
385
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:38,695
The only reason we were
standing there is curtis double dog dared me to marry you!
386
00:16:41,665 --> 00:16:45,735
Welcome back to
"dramatic...Paws."
387
00:16:45,736 --> 00:16:48,204
I'm sue the cat lady.
388
00:16:48,205 --> 00:16:51,841
Ok. We have carla
from monrovia on the line.
389
00:16:51,842 --> 00:16:54,543
She's the mom of 2 sweet
little 6-month-old calicoes.
390
00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:55,911
Go ahead, carla.
391
00:16:55,912 --> 00:16:59,147
Um, my question is.
When I bring ginger home from the vet,
392
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:02,217
Why does mr. Roboto
hiss at her like he's never seen her before?
393
00:17:02,218 --> 00:17:03,751
She's still at lunch?
394
00:17:03,752 --> 00:17:05,253
Yeah. Yeah.
What are you doing?
395
00:17:05,254 --> 00:17:07,722
Blowing up
the cat lady.
396
00:17:07,723 --> 00:17:13,125
The answer to your question is
mr. Roboto hasn't seen ginger before.
397
00:17:13,126 --> 00:17:16,595
Cat's can't actually recognize
one another by sight,
398
00:17:16,596 --> 00:17:18,196
Only by smell.
399
00:17:18,197 --> 00:17:20,765
Isn't that interesting?
400
00:17:20,766 --> 00:17:23,467
Yes, it is.
That's really interesting.
401
00:17:23,468 --> 00:17:27,003
Thanks for you call.
I've got germaine from santa monica on the air.
402
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,406
Germaine,
who's daddy are you?
403
00:17:29,407 --> 00:17:33,109
Yeah, I don't have a cat.
But I do have a question about the lakers.
404
00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:34,610
Do you think they're better
off with ron artest
405
00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:36,912
Or should they have stuck it
out with trevor ariza?
406
00:17:36,913 --> 00:17:39,715
I'm sorry. I think you may be
calling into the wrong show.
407
00:17:39,716 --> 00:17:43,618
This isn't [in radio voice]
"the score" with gary brooks?
408
00:17:43,619 --> 00:17:45,086
I thought that show
went 2 hours.
409
00:17:45,087 --> 00:17:46,654
What is that?
Some kind of weird cat show?
410
00:17:46,655 --> 00:17:48,322
I don't want
to talk about cats. I want to talk about sports.
411
00:17:48,323 --> 00:17:51,090
No. It's recently
been shortened.
412
00:17:51,091 --> 00:17:54,560
That's a terrible idea
to shorten a sports show for a cat show.
413
00:17:54,561 --> 00:17:57,463
Well, I could take a stab
at answering your question.
414
00:17:57,464 --> 00:18:04,135
Sure, artest struggled early,
but he's good for 16 points and 5 boards a game.
415
00:18:04,136 --> 00:18:07,638
And come playoffs time,
you're gonna want his strong presence in the paint
416
00:18:07,639 --> 00:18:10,674
To bang with bateer,
nowitzski, carmelo,
417
00:18:10,675 --> 00:18:15,178
And likely king james
if they make the finals.
418
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,514
You just aren't going to get
that with a slasher like ariza,
419
00:18:17,515 --> 00:18:18,714
Who, to bring it back
to the subject,
420
00:18:18,715 --> 00:18:22,784
Plays the post
like a pussy cat. Pussy cat.
421
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,887
Gary, what are you doing?
422
00:18:26,722 --> 00:18:28,189
I don't know.
423
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,991
Why don't we go
to my office?
424
00:18:29,992 --> 00:18:32,893
Uh, thanks.
I love your show, sue.
425
00:18:36,331 --> 00:18:37,531
Sasha, look. I'm sorry.
426
00:18:37,532 --> 00:18:38,632
You shortened my show.
427
00:18:38,633 --> 00:18:41,867
I freaked out. I took it out
on sue the cat lady,
428
00:18:41,868 --> 00:18:44,603
Who apparently knows more about
the lakers than phil jackson.
429
00:18:45,737 --> 00:18:48,605
Gary, you never had
to make a choice.
430
00:18:48,606 --> 00:18:52,207
Look, I know working
together makes dating complicated,
431
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:54,676
But I was willing
to give it a try.
432
00:18:54,677 --> 00:18:57,110
So, was I. I really wanted
to give it a try.
433
00:18:57,111 --> 00:18:59,145
And then I just spazzed out.
I'm sorry.
434
00:18:59,146 --> 00:19:01,246
Uh, it wasn't just you.
435
00:19:01,247 --> 00:19:02,814
I wanted to show you
how wrong you were,
436
00:19:02,815 --> 00:19:04,515
So I dressed sexy
437
00:19:04,516 --> 00:19:09,152
And nearly crippled myself
with that split I did.
438
00:19:09,153 --> 00:19:12,489
Look, could we maybe
try this again. You know what?
439
00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:13,456
Let me rephrase that.
440
00:19:13,457 --> 00:19:16,092
I would really like
to try this again.
441
00:19:18,028 --> 00:19:19,161
So, would I.
442
00:19:19,162 --> 00:19:20,995
Ok. Great.
443
00:19:20,996 --> 00:19:24,965
But if we do this, we have
to sit down and hammer out an ironclad set of rules
444
00:19:24,966 --> 00:19:26,199
That we stick to
no matter what.
445
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,266
Ok. I agree.
446
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,268
Good. But first...
447
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,674
Let's pick up some pens.
448
00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:46,155
Hey, mom.
449
00:19:46,255 --> 00:19:47,889
Hi, honey.
How was work today?
450
00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:50,591
Uh, great. They promoted me.
451
00:19:50,592 --> 00:19:53,160
When someone orders
a special hogey de la dia--
452
00:19:53,161 --> 00:19:54,728
That's what we call it--
453
00:19:54,729 --> 00:19:57,730
Someone rings a bell. Ok.
454
00:19:57,731 --> 00:20:00,933
You're looking at
the guy who tells the guy to ring the bell.
455
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,201
So, how was work for you?
456
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,304
Actually, I've got something
to tell you.
457
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,073
I quit my job.
I just--
458
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:10,975
It wasn't what
I hoped it would be.
459
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,643
And I couldn't make it work.
460
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:14,878
I hope I didn't let you down.
461
00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:16,646
Thank god.
462
00:20:16,647 --> 00:20:17,647
Huh?
463
00:20:17,648 --> 00:20:18,748
They fired me.
464
00:20:18,749 --> 00:20:20,416
What?!
465
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:22,384
Oh, gosh! Why, honey?
466
00:20:22,385 --> 00:20:24,618
Well, someone ordered
the special hogey de la dia.
467
00:20:24,619 --> 00:20:25,786
Yeah.
468
00:20:25,787 --> 00:20:27,287
And they asked if they could
have ketchup on it. Ok.
469
00:20:27,288 --> 00:20:28,755
You don't put ketchup on it.
470
00:20:28,756 --> 00:20:31,023
It completely offsets
the flavor, and everyone knows that!
471
00:20:31,024 --> 00:20:32,691
Yeah.
472
00:20:32,692 --> 00:20:34,359
I refused to give the order
to ring the bell.
473
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,561
Oh, gosh, tommy. I'm sorry.
474
00:20:36,562 --> 00:20:39,797
Yeah. Well, I had to hand in
my hairnet, my key to the condiment closet--
475
00:20:39,798 --> 00:20:42,933
That's why we call--
476
00:20:42,934 --> 00:20:45,435
That's what they call it.
Ok.
477
00:20:45,436 --> 00:20:47,603
Tommy, it's going to be ok.
478
00:20:47,604 --> 00:20:49,872
The point is that we tried.
479
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:52,908
We're just going to move on
to bigger and better things.
480
00:20:52,909 --> 00:20:57,211
You know, we're just gonna find
something that's better suited to us. You know?
481
00:20:57,212 --> 00:21:01,448
Yeah. Well, how about just
living off dad like we've been doing this whole time?
482
00:21:01,449 --> 00:21:03,450
Hey, if it ain't broke--
483
00:21:03,451 --> 00:21:04,918
Ohh!
484
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