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So that's the finalized menu
for the wedding.
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Mmm.
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And here is a list of who
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will be walking with whom
down the aisle.
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Isn't she amazing?
She drew tiny bodies,
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went on Facebook,
got everybody's picture,
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and glued their little faces on.
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And yet, somehow,
my fantasy football league
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is a big waste of time.
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This might be a stupid question
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considering
who Nick's friends are,
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but is there any chance
I'm not walking down the aisle
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with a total dork?
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You're, uh, you're with Spence.
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So is he at least,
like, a hot dork?
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Like, what am I dealing
with here? [chuckles]
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Spence is
a very good-looking guy.
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What am I talking about?
You're 16 years old.
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Just shut up and walk.
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Clem, sweetheart,
I created this special page
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of you
in your beautiful gown
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walking down the aisle
with your father Freddy.
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[laughing]:
Oh, yeah.
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That's, uh, not happening.
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Sorry, Rose,
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but he doesn't get to be
a lousy father my whole life
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and then swoop in on my wedding
day and give me away.
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Besides, he already tried
to give me away once...
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to the upstairs neighbors
when I was eight.
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The next time I'm in a play
and have to cry on cue,
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I'm gonna use that.
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Well, sweetheart,
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you better tell Freddy he's
not walking you down the aisle
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because I'm pretty sure
he's expecting to.
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Fine. I'll call him.
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Oh, sweetheart,
this isn't something
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you want to do
over the phone.
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The man ended two marriages
over the phone; he'll be fine.
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He didn't actually do that,
did he?
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Walt, I know our dad seems
like a horrible guy,
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but once you get to know him,
he's even worse.
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And don't forget, Shannon,
Sunday the bridesmaids
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have their fittings
for their gowns.
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Ugh. Sorry, Rose, can't.
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Me and my peeps are going
to the Electric Feather
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Music Festival in Pennsylvania
this weekend.
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Excuse me?
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I know what you're gonna say:
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I can't miss school
Friday and Monday.
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But this festival is
a learning experience.
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Do you know what's an even
better learning experience?
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Having your ass in school.
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There is no way you're going
to a music festival, Shannon.
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It's 50 acres
of drugs, drinking,
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nudity,
and the Dave Matthews Band.
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Oh, my God.
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Clem, please.
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You can trust me.
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I will not see the
Dave Matthews Band.
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♪
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Well, that's done.
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I told my dad that he's not
walking me down the aisle.
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How'd he take it?
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He didn't seem to care.
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He just asked if any
of my hot friends
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would be sitting at his table.
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I wish I had a dad who wanted
to be a part of my life.
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Well, if he hooks up with one
of your hot friends,
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he'll be a part of your life.
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[laughs] I was trying
to make you laugh.
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You don't want to laugh.
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[phone buzzing]Yo, Shannon, your
phone's buzzing.
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Yeah, I know.
It's Jolene.
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She's been calling for days,
and I don't want to talk to her.
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Who is Jolene?
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Her mother.
She lives in Arizona.
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You call your mom Jolene?
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She's barely my mom.
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She's just the woman
who squeezed me out
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while smoking a cigarette in
the break room of an Applebee's.
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Well, if she's been calling you
for days,
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she might have something
important to tell you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Like she's dead.[phone buzzing]
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Hello.
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Damn it.
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Ah, Jolene. [sighs]
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You know, she was the reason
why I left home at 16.
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She's always
had it out for me.
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She once got drunk and made out
with my boyfriend...
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at my prom!
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Well, that's that.
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What did she want?
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To tell me she's downstairs.
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Seriously?
I know, right?
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What kind of a woman drops
by without calling first?
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She's been calling you for days.
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[knocking on door]
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All right. Let's see
what the woman wants.
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There's my baby.
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[sighs]
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Shannon. Look at you.
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Oh.
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You've become
such a woman.
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My eyes are up here,
Jolene.
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Clem.
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Jolene.
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[gasps] Oh. Okay.
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And we're hugging now.
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Oh. And who is this
stunning creature?
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[giggles]
I'm Nick.
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[laughs]
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Clem's fiancé.
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JOLENE:
Well,
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you are a saint for
taking this one in.
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Nah. No.
I love Shannon.
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[laughs] I was talking
about Clem, silly.
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[whoops]
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[laughter]
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Oh, sweetie, it's been forever.
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What have I missed?
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Oh, nothing. Just
three birthdays,
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puberty, adolescence.
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No biggie.
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Let me guess. You're still mad
at me for abandoning you.
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And you should be.
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But I'm a different person now,
and it's all...
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it's all because of Harold.
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Harold?
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I got married again.
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And for the first time
in my life, I'm in love.
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More than with Steve Epstein
from my prom?
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Who?
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Oh, right.
No, that kid was amazing.
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But he's got nothing
on this guy, huh?
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Hey-oh! [laughs]
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Okay, I'm, uh,
I'm sensing a pattern here
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that I'm very uncomfortable
with.
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Sweetheart, I can't wait
for you to meet Harold.
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He's such
an incredible person.
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He's so wise and generous.
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So he's old and loaded.
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Yeah. Little bit.
Little bit.
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Okay, cool.
Well, congratulations, Jolene.
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It's been great.Honey, honey, honey.
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I'm only in town
for the weekend.
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Let's do something
fun, huh?
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I mean, do-do you
have any plans?
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Not anymore.
I was gonna go
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to the Electric Feather
Music Festival,
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but these two won't let me.
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She wanted to drive all the way
to Pennsylvania
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with a couple of girlfriends,
completely unsupervised
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for four days
doing who knows what.
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I know what.
I did what.
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Which is why we're not gonna
let her do what.
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Well, if you ask me, I say
let her have some fun.
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I mean, you're only
16 once, right?
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Yes, but we'd also like her
to be 17 once.
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Well, I'm her mom,
and I say she can go.
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SHANNON:
Wait, what? I can go?
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Mm-hmm.
For real.
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N-N-N-N-No.
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You're living with us,
we make the rules.
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Well, maybe soon she'll
be living someplace else.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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All right, honey,
come here.
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Shanny, I wanted to wait
until the end of the weekend
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to talk to you about this,
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but the reason why
I came to town is,
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I want you to come
live with me now.
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In Arizona?
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Wait a second.
You really think
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you can abandon your daughter
and then suddenly waltz
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back into her life and expect
her to jump into your arms?
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That was the plan, yeah.
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Look, you don't need
to live with your sister.
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And like this?
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Wait till you see
our house.
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Oh, my God,
you can ride up and down
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in Harold's stair lift.
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It's so fun.
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Wait. So I wouldn't
have to walk up stairs?
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Okay, Shannon, that's not a
reason to move to Arizona.
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Yeah, but living
with her mother is.
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All right, you know what?
Don't decide now.
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You take some time
to think about it
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while we go shopping
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for a new outfit
for the music festival.
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You're taking me
to Electric Feather?
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Yeah, girl.
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Oh, don't worry. Clem,
I'm gonna hire a driver.
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That way we can drink
and not worry about driving.
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It's not the driving
that I'm worried about,
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it's the drinking.
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Not the driving,
the drinking.
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Geez. When did she become
such a worrywart?
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[giggles]
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Sorry. I thought you were gonna
smack me on my butt.
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You thought right.
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Come on, Shanny.
Let's go shopping.
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Bye.Bye.
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Wait. Shannon.
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Don't let Jolene
talk you into anything.
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Of course not. Dude,
that woman is the worst.
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But Shanny needs to see
her some Kendrick Lamar.
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Bye.
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Why isn't Shannon back
from the festival yet?
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Every hour that goes by
is another hour
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that Jolene can use to talk her
into moving to Arizona.
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What up, kids?
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Shannon. Hey.
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How was
the music festival?
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[laughs] So dope.
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Dude, Jolene can party.
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She said there's another
festival next month in Phoenix,
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and we can get
backstage passes.
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Wait. I thought you were just
using her for the festival.
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Well, I mean,
I was, but...
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it's the first time
I actually got
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to spend quality
time with her.
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Well, I'm gonna
go to sleep.
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I haven't slept
in two days.
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And, Clem,
don't worry.
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I did not see the
Dave Matthews Band.
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She's gonna go live with Jolene.
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No way, babe.
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We are not gonna let
that happen.
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What can we do, Nick?
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Jolene is her real mom.
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Well, look,
there is someone
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who has just as much a say
about the situation as Jolene.
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Is it God?
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Very much the opposite.
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My dad?
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Yeah.
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[whining]: No.
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Hey, Dad.
Can I come in?
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Sure. Watching hockey.
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Grab a beer.
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I assume you don't want me
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to walk you to the refrigerator.
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I thought you didn't care.
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I don't.
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Wait a second.
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What's that smell?
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I don't know
what you're... Don't move.
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[sniffing]
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Jolene.
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[sighs]
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Damn it, I was wearing this
when she hugged me.
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00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:27,931
I really like this jacket
and now I have to burn it.
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00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:32,196
So, my least favorite
ex-wife is in town, huh?
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That woman is
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a monster from hell.
256
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,114
How's she look?
257
00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:40,465
Disgustingly fantastic.
258
00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:43,468
When she left, she took me
for everything I had,
259
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,035
and I didn't have much.
260
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:47,081
God, I hate that woman.
261
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:50,084
Was she wearing boots?
262
00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:53,914
Listen, I've got
a serious problem.
263
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,698
She's trying
to take Shannon away from me.
264
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,091
Ooh, power play.
265
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:59,484
I know, right? She wants
to move her to Arizona.
266
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:00,616
I meant the game.
267
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,662
The Rangers have a
two-man advantage.
268
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:05,969
But your thing is also
very interesting.
269
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:09,233
Jolene's only doing this
because she hates me.
270
00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,061
And you know that she's not
a good parent for Shannon.
271
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,585
Please, Dad,
will you talk to her?
272
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,109
Hey, you have to
make up your mind.
273
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,372
Am I a guy that you
come to for help,
274
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:20,505
or a useless jerk that you
don't want in your life?
275
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,377
Can't you be both?
276
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,471
Freddy.
277
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:30,907
What are you doing here?
278
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,693
Hello, Red.
279
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:41,135
[sighs]
280
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,442
Is that a gun
in your pocket?
281
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,445
Oh, yeah.
282
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:50,013
Sorry.
283
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:52,407
Look, uh, we need
to talk about Shannon.
284
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:55,149
I hear you want to move her
to Arizona with you,
285
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,499
and I'm here to tell you
that ain't gonna happen.
286
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,022
Did Clem send you?
287
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,503
No, Clem didn't send me.
I sent myself.
288
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:05,202
After briefly speaking with Clem
289
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,769
on an unrelated matter.
290
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,118
Why should she stay here?
291
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,251
I mean, I can buy her
anything she wants.
292
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,296
Freddy, I'm loaded now.
293
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:17,606
I got two jaguars, only
one of which is a car.
294
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:20,130
Listen.
295
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:23,090
I'm the father,
and you can't move her
296
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,048
to Arizona
without my permission.
297
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,185
What are you doing?
298
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:33,578
Nothing. It's just
a little warm in here.
299
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:35,667
No, no, no, no, no.
I know what you're doing,
300
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:36,843
and it ain't gonna work.
301
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,670
You... you put that
302
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,934
milky white shoulder away.
303
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,328
You like that?
304
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,635
Well, say hello to
her little friend.
305
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:52,467
Oh... the girls look good.
306
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,469
Come on, Freddy.
307
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:56,819
You know you missed me.
308
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,169
I hate you.
309
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,610
Wait a second.
310
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,264
Didn't you just get married?
311
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,092
Yeah, but Harold's
thing doesn't work.
312
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,138
We can't have that.
313
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,664
My dad's here.
I really hope
314
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:18,188
he stuck it to Jolene.
315
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:22,410
Oh, I am sure
Freddy gave it to her good.
316
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,934
[knocking]
317
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,022
Hey, Dad.Hey.
318
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,068
Did you lay down the law?
319
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:34,683
I mean, we definitely got
something straight between us.
320
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:37,251
Thank you.
Hey, Shannon!
321
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:38,643
No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
322
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,558
Hold on, hold on.What up?
323
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,647
Oh. Hi, Dad.
324
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,867
Hi.Dad wants to talk to
you about something.
325
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:45,955
Go ahead, Dad.
326
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,609
FREDDY:
Uh, look, I just had
327
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,654
an interesting talk
with your mother.
328
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:52,919
We started off in
different positions.
329
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:58,228
But in the end,
we came together.
330
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,365
And, uh, we decided
331
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:07,890
that, uh, if you want to
move, it's your choice.
332
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,283
What?!
333
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,547
So you're saying
it's totally up to me?
334
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,418
Yup. Yeah, it was
your mother's idea,
335
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,943
but, uh, I got behind
her pretty quick.
336
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,076
You're not gonna go, are you?
337
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,906
Look, you guys
have been awesome,
338
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,387
and I totally appreciate
everything you've done for me.
339
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,084
You guys,
she's my mom.
340
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,957
And I really feel like
I should give this a shot.
341
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,394
Is that really what you want?
342
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:38,051
Yeah, I mean, what would you do
if your mom came back for you?
343
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:42,055
[ringtone plays]
344
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,013
Got to go.
Jolene's here.
345
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,188
We're getting massages.
346
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,755
[laughs]
347
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:48,975
See you later.
348
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:51,020
[door closes]
349
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,153
What the hell happened, Dad?!
350
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:57,418
Look, I know I didn't follow
the plan exactly.
351
00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:00,595
It sounds like you didn't
follow the plan at all.
352
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:03,511
Clem said go to the hotel
and talk to Jolene.
353
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,208
I did both those things!
354
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:09,430
But Jolene made
some... compelling points.
355
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:12,389
Oh, my God.
You slept with her.
356
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:15,610
Why do you always
assume the worst?
357
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:20,963
But in this case,
yes, you nailed it.
358
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:24,140
You don't care what happens
to Shannon, do you?
359
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,969
You don't care about anything
when it comes to your kids.
360
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:30,016
Well, all right, then, if that's
how you feel, I'll just go.
361
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,670
Yeah, that is
how I feel. Go!
362
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,026
[door closes]
363
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,030
Look, I'm sorry, babe.
364
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:46,119
You did everything
you could.
365
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:50,123
I can't believe
Shannon's gonna leave us.
366
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:53,865
Oh, look, Nick.
367
00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:55,128
It's her sweater.
368
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,130
[sniffing]
369
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,959
[voice breaking]:
It smells like McNuggets and weed.
370
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:10,012
I got us a couple
of post-massage mimosas.
371
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:13,276
I told them
they were both for me. Shh.
372
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,626
Jolene,
how are you still drinking?
373
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,802
I'm so hungover
from this weekend.
374
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,370
When you come to Arizona, it's
gonna be like this all the time.
375
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,634
Beefy women jamming their elbows
in my ass?
376
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,419
No, I mean the partying.
377
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,161
And the best part--
it's gonna be just you and me.
378
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,771
What about Harold?
379
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,773
Mm. Don't worry about him.
380
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,601
His nurse puts him to bed
at 6:30,
381
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:36,038
so the nights are ours.
382
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,649
FREDDY:
Hey, I don't care
383
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,087
if this is the ladies' area.
I'm a cop!
384
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,610
Hey there, pumpkin.
385
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,307
Freddy, what the hell
are you doing here?
386
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:45,961
How did you even know
where we were?
387
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,832
You know that thing
where a cop needs a warrant
388
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:48,964
to track your cell phone?
389
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,357
Well, I don't care
about that thing.
390
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,142
Shannon, we
need to talk.
391
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,231
If this is about
her moving in with me,
392
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,450
it's none of your business.
393
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,887
Hey, she's my daughter
as much as yours.
394
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,106
What do you want, Dad?
395
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,455
Listen to me, Shannon.
396
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,892
Moving in with this
woman is a huge mistake,
397
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,372
and I say that as someone
398
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,939
who made a huge mistake
moving in with this woman.
399
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:11,030
Freddy, get the hell
out of here, okay?
400
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:14,076
Your Axe body spray is
drowning out the eucalyptus.
401
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:19,951
Look, Clem may not always be
the most fun, or any fun at all.
402
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,346
Okay, she's the
death of fun.
403
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,262
But she's a good person
with good judgment.
404
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:27,959
Unlike this woman,
who is terrible.
405
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,310
Hey, you're also terrible.
406
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,964
No one is arguing with that!
407
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:35,184
Shannon, if you move in with me,
408
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,969
I promise I won't tell you
how to live your life.
409
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,797
Come on. It's gonna be
one non-stop party.
410
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,016
We'll be like sisters.
411
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,539
Shannon, that's
the problem.
412
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,846
You don't need a mom
who's like a sister.
413
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,369
You need a sister
who's like a mom.
414
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,328
And that's what
you've got.
415
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,199
Okay, can somebody please
escort this man
416
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:52,288
out of the ladies' area?
417
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:55,378
Hey, you didn't mind having me
in yourlady's area last night.
418
00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:01,341
Ew. I heard that.
419
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:04,953
And I'm going, but
think about what I said.
420
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,348
Some five-star hotel.
421
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,393
There's salad in the water.
422
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,832
What an idiot, right?
423
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,878
Yeah. [laughs]
424
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,713
Babe, the house is gonna feel
so empty without Shannon.
425
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:29,064
Who's gonna make fun
of how I dress when she's gone?
426
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,285
You're sweater is super dumb.
427
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,026
Nah, it's not the same.
428
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,116
It's sweet of you to try,
though.
429
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,163
Shannon.
Hey, Clem.
430
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,731
Mr. Rogers.
431
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,602
Yup, there it is.
432
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,038
I'm gonna miss that.
433
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,041
Well, you won't have to,
'cause I'm staying.
434
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,042
CLEM:
You are?!
435
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,261
Really?What happened?
436
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:55,525
Well, I realized
you guys need me. [chuckles]
437
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,833
And also, this
might sound crazy,
438
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,965
but I cannot keep
up with Jolene.
439
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,229
I honestly think that
Phoenix would have killed me.
440
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:06,493
And I really do want
to live to see 17 once.
441
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:10,366
Oh, we're so happy
that you're staying, Shannon.
442
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,716
Cool.
443
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,458
Now, if you don't mind, I'm
gonna Postmates some McNuggets
444
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,156
and retire for the evening.
445
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,114
Shannon...Oh, don't worry.
446
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,507
I'll put a towel under the door
447
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:23,771
so you don't have to smell
the... the McNuggets.
448
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:35,130
[knocking]
449
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,132
Geez, twice in one week.
450
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,308
Do I need a restraining order?
451
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:41,615
Actually, Dad,
452
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:42,920
in normal families,
453
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:45,053
people see their parents
on a regular basis.
454
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:47,751
No.
455
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:52,234
Look, I just came here
to say three words
456
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:55,455
that I never thought
I would say before, but...
457
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,108
thank you, Dad.
458
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,284
Thanks for what?
459
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,547
Shannon's not gonna live
with Jolene,
460
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:03,245
and I know it's because you went
to the spa and talked to her.
461
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,291
Oh, please.
What gave you that idea?
462
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:11,297
Well, first of all, you clearly
stole that robe from the spa.
463
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,255
This? No.
464
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:16,650
I bought it last time I
went in for a seaweed wrap.
465
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,434
You're getting seaweed wraps?
466
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,523
You can't afford
to pay your phone bill.
467
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:24,310
Because I'm prioritizing
the seaweed wraps.
468
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:27,661
Okay, look, I know
that you don't care
469
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,489
about this kind of thing,
470
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:33,971
but if you want to walk me
down the aisle, you can.
471
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,843
Okay.
472
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:38,933
That's it? Just "okay"?
473
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,936
What do you want me to
say? I'd be happy to?
474
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,067
Yeah.
475
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,548
Okay.
476
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,335
All right, Dad. Later.
477
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,380
Later.
478
00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:56,994
I'd be happy to.
479
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:59,040
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