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Life is like a hurricane
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Here in Duckburg
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Racecars, lasers, aeroplanes
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It's a duck-blur
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Might solve a mystery
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Or rewrite history
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- DuckTales
- Ooh-ooh
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Every day they're out there
making DuckTales
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Ooh-ooh
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Tales of derring-do,
bad and good-luck tales
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- D-d-d-danger!
- Watch behind you
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- There's a stranger
- Out to find you
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What to do?
Just grab on to some DuckTales
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Ooh-ooh
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Every day they're out there
making DuckTales
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Ooh-ooh
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Tales of derring-do,
bad and good-luck tales
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Ooh-ooh
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Not ponytails or cottontails
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- No, DuckTales
- Ooh-ooh
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To the left.
No, more to the right.
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Sheesh.
Make up your mind, Mr. McD.
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If you're confused,
I don't have a chance.
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He's going to drop it in the pool, I just
know it. A million-dollar statue in the drink.
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Whew. That should prove to Mr. McD.
I'm not a pilot without brains.
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I'm a pilot without gas!
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Nobody worry. I'm OK.
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Launchpad,
you are living proof of reincarnation.
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Nobody could become
such a stupid pilot in one lifetime.
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I'm washed-up. Mr. McD. swore
he'd never hire me again.
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It's not fair. You've only made
two or three hundred mistakes.
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He called me a space-case.
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Really? Maybe he thinks
you should be an astronaut.
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You think?
Gee, if I were an astronaut,
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that would prove to Mr. McD.
what a great pilot I am.
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Welcome to the Duckburg Aeronautics
and Space Administration.
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Dr. Von Geezer will see you now.
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Ah, so this is your application.
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For a moment, I thought a grown man
wrote this childlike scrawl.
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I'm sorry, son, but you are much too young
for the space program.
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No, it's my application.
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This idiotic, undecipherable,
enigmatic gobbledegook is yours?
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Ha-ha.
Every scribble and doodle.
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Aha. You just might be
the astronaut... er...
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astro-not we're looking for.
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OK, Doc, ready to blast off.
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Ach. No, mein duck,
you are not an astronaut yet.
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First, you must beat out the competition.
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I eat competition for breakfast.
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Where do I go?
Who am I up against?
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Meet Ronny.
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Lots of luck, pal. You're gonna need it
to beat this century's smartest pilot.
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Yeow!
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Too bad he doesn't know we're looking
for this century's dumbest pilot.
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Ja, ja, ja. If he fails the tests, we may not
have to send the chimp into space after all.
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Your first test is flight simulation.
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This will give you the sensation of flying in
outer space und landing back on the earth.
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Now is your turn.
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What fun! I'll never go back
to choppers again.
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Whoa!
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Nobody worry. I'm OK.
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Amazing.
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In all my years in the space program, I
have never seen anyone crash a simulator.
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This tank will give you the sensation
of walking in space.
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So, in you go.
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This is fun, but I had no idea
space was this wet.
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Chimp checks out A-OK.
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Und Launchpad?
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- He's... swelling, sir.
- Swelling?
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It wasn't my fault, it was the chimp.
Honest. You gotta believe me.
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Amazing.
You even crashed a spacesuit.
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Two can play at this chimp's game.
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I'll make sure he crashes this time.
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Ah, Launchpad, here you are. Good work.
Next is the G-force simulator.
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Lots of luck, Ronny.
You're gonna need it, banana-breath.
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This time, you go first.
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No, no, no. I-I can't.
My spacesuit shrank in the wash.
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No, you first, so you can't blame
your failure on the monkey.
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Gah!
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Launchpad, why the long face again?
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What do you expect? D.A.S.A. is gonna
send a monkey into space instead of me.
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Nah, you'll be picked.
You're the super-duperest.
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I'll bet that's D.A.S.A. with the good news.
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Launchpad McQuack's residence.
Doofus eating... er, speaking.
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This is Dr. Von Geezer speaking.
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Tell Herr McQuack he is
just the astronaut we're looking for.
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Tell him he's got the right stuff.
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You're it!
You're an astronaut!
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Really? This will prove to Mr. McD.
I'm not a stupid pilot.
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Doctor, are you sure you want to send
that stupid pilot into space?
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He's not stupid.
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Of course he is.
What better person to test
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my new idiot-proof computer guidance
system than with a proven idiot?
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Und where is our idiot...
er, astronaut, anyways?
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He's on his way to Launchpad Two.
Blasts off in five minutes.
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Launchpad, stop!
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Now, was that Launchpad Two
in five minutes
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or Launchpad Five in two minutes?
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Sheesh. No room for hitchhikers this trip.
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You can't go!
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Not like this, I can't.
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Dr. Von Geezer,
someone's activated the Voyager probe!
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Launchpad, wait.
I've got to tell you something.
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Whoa!
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Launchpad, help!
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What was it you wanted to tell me, Doofus?
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Oh, boy.
Am I glad you're a smart pilot.
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Uh-oh. Something's screwy. I was
supposed to orbit Earth, not leave it.
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Oh, no.
Does this mean I'll miss supper?
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What dummkopf
launched the Voyager probe?
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It wasn't to leave until tomorrow.
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Doctor, come quick.
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The Voyager is detecting
some sort of bizarre life forms, sir.
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Ach, du pretzel.
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Don't tell me
we made contact with a Martian.
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No, sir. With a McQuack.
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What? That idiot
got into the wrong spaceship.
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How could I be so stupid
to hire someone so stupid?
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Wh-Wh-Whhere we goin', Launchpad?
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Beats me. If I can find the radio
I can ask Dr. Von Geezer.
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Maybe this is it.
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Greetings to the people of Mars.
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We send this probe in peace.
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Mars?
I will miss supper.
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Hail, Ping -
Ping the Pitiless!
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Emperor Ping.
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The Territory of Zuch
brings you... jewels.
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What lovely jewels.
See how they sparkle.
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Ping is pleased. You shall continue to be
a slave to the state for another year.
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Oh, thank you.
Your Pitilessness, you're too kind.
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Uh-oh.
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What is this? A crack?!
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Uh, no, no, no.
No, it can't be. I-I checked.
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You expect your emperor to accept
flawed, worthless junk?
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No, of course not.
I b-b-beg your forgiveness, p-please.
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You leave me no choice.
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Spot!
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Oops. That was just a hair. Sorry!
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Greetings to the people of Mars.
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We send this probe from Earth
to collect data und specimens.
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Hey, help us outta here.
We're being buried in a rummage sale.
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I'm so glad to meet you.
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A collection of Earth sounds.
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Guards, stop this thief!
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Who are you?
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I thought so.
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How dare you steal my riches?
Invaders, rob their riches!
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- No, don't do that.
- Why not?
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Uh, let's see.
Because Earth is poor. Yeah, that's it.
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Why else would they send a tramp...
er, me up here to rob ya?
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Very well. We will not invade Earth.
We'll destroy Earth instead!
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Then again, maybe robbery
wasn't such a bad idea.
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Throw them into the dungeon!
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Hey, let us go!
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Help!
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The Voyager probe
has landed on Mars, Dr. Von Geezer.
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But there's no sign
of Launchpad or Doofus.
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What will we do, sir?
We can't just leave 'em up there.
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We'll send a rescue rocket.
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But, sir, Launchpad
was our only trained astronaut.
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No, there is one other.
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Huh? Uh-oh.
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Hey, get your green mitts off me.
You can't do this to us.
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I demand a trial!
A lawyer? A phone call?
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C'mon! Even E.T. Got to phone home.
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Yaah!
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Get in there, you mangy monkey!
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Welcome to Ping's Pit for the Pitiful.
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Are you boys lifers too?
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I hope not.
What are you in for?
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Jaywalking.
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Sheesh.
That Ping is pitiless.
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I'd bet he'd throw
his own mother in the slammer.
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I am his mother.
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Do you feel a draft?
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Yikes!
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Launchpad, you've got to get us
out of here. Use your head.
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Good idea!
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Launchpad, the keys.
Use the keys.
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Nah. They don't work either.
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Maybe Dr. Von Geezer was right.
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Hey! After them!
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Oh, no. Not again.
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Quick, in here.
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We'll stay here until things cool off.
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Missile armed and ready.
Set trajectory for Earth.
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Holy smokes, a rocket!
We're about to become roast duck!
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Wait a minute.
You're the galaxy's greatest astronaut.
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Why don't you fly this rocket back to Earth?
We can warn them about Ping's attack!
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Sometimes I hate
living up to this great reputation.
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Hey, there they are. Stop!
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Move over, Doofus.
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Who designs these rockets these days?
Sadistic midgets?
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Ten seconds to launch.
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Too late.
We'll have to tell Emperor Ping.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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I must be a better pilot than I thought.
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We're blasting off
and I haven't even done anything yet.
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Good. I need to get home soon.
If I'm late for supper, Mom will explode.
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You tell Ping.
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Your Pitilessness...
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I beg to report the earthlings
have escaped.
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What?!
Catch them, you Martian morons.
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Or else!
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But sir, they've climbed
into the missile sent to destroy Earth.
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Oh, never mind.
I love unhappy endings.
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Does... Does this mean
you'll spare my life, Your Pitilessness?
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No. Here, Spot.
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Let's see, I fed Spot twice
and I'm blowing up the Earth.
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What a nice day I'm having.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Unidentified flying object
heading this way... from Mars.
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Is it the Voyager probe coming back?
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No, sir. It's much bigger, moving faster.
Definitely alien.
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Martians. Aha! They must have
entered our probe. Guten strudel!
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Notify the military,
alert the press, call the White House.
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Get me Hollywood.
I want to sell the movie rights.
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What's that ticking?
Do you think it's a bomb?
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Don't be silly.
You're jumping to conclusions.
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See, I told you it's no bomb.
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Says here it's a "ther-mo-nuclear
detonator." Ha-ha, that's all.
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Well, what do you think a bomb is?
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Yaah!
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The Martians are coming.
Head for the hills!
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- What are we gonna do?
- I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin'.
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Hey, look.
A rescue ship.
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That chimp is smart.
He's leaving Earth before we blow it up.
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It's hopeless.
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Don't worry, little buddy.
I'll think of somethin'.
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You don't become an astronaut
by being an idiot.
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Yes, you do. Why do you think D.A.S.A.
picked you instead of the chimp?
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Huh?
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Hey, you really think Martians are comin',
Uncle Scrooge?
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I'm taking no chances, lad. Leave it to
Launchpad to tell them about my money.
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Now they're comin' after it.
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Don't just stand there, lads.
Hide your piggy banks.
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Only 45 more rooms to go.
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I can't believe it. I should've known I was in
trouble when I got an "F" on my blood test.
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00:18:20,197 --> 00:18:23,223
You'll think of a way to save us.
You're the best.
239
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:26,428
I'm so humiliated.
A certified idiot.
240
00:18:26,503 --> 00:18:29,063
How will I ever face Mr. McD. again?
241
00:18:29,139 --> 00:18:32,199
In 500 pieces if you don't stop this missile.
242
00:18:32,276 --> 00:18:34,642
You've got to prove
everybody's wrong about you.
243
00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:36,976
Show 'em you're a great pilot.
244
00:18:37,548 --> 00:18:39,709
How many tries do I get?
245
00:18:39,783 --> 00:18:44,345
Hurry, lads. We've got to hide this
before the Martians see it. It's priceless.
246
00:18:44,421 --> 00:18:48,551
Look. Here they come!
Get your ganders ready.
247
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:59,297
Only minutes till Earth goes "boom."
248
00:18:59,369 --> 00:19:03,362
What a pity I can't have this much fun
all the time. Ha-ha-ha!
249
00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:10,439
What are you doing?
Get out of here.
250
00:19:10,981 --> 00:19:13,074
Hey.
251
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,742
Let me out of here!
252
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,580
I thought you were my hero.
253
00:19:19,656 --> 00:19:23,524
You were wrong, OK?
Hey, everyone makes mistakes.
254
00:19:25,696 --> 00:19:30,463
But I'm too fat...
er, too young to die!
255
00:19:30,534 --> 00:19:35,938
All right, I'll be your hero. Anything.
I can't stand to see an overgrown kid cry.
256
00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:39,999
- I knew you'd come through.
- Help me find the guidance system.
257
00:19:40,077 --> 00:19:43,410
- What's it look like?
- How should I know? I'm an idiot.
258
00:19:45,449 --> 00:19:49,408
Those Martians look like they took
flying lessons from Launchpad McQuack.
259
00:19:55,793 --> 00:19:59,786
Hey, Doofus, I found the controls.
I can steer this baby.
260
00:19:59,863 --> 00:20:02,730
Way to go!
I knew you could do it.
261
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,861
Now there's only one problem -
how to land without blowing up.
262
00:20:06,937 --> 00:20:08,962
The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook says:
263
00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:12,133
"To put out a Martian bomb,
douse it with water."
264
00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:16,236
Great. With five oceans to choose from,
how can I miss?
265
00:20:16,313 --> 00:20:18,543
Get ready for a splash landing!
266
00:20:26,156 --> 00:20:29,523
Oh, no! Not me pool. Not again.
267
00:20:31,995 --> 00:20:36,796
There's something coming outta the rocket.
Stand back, they may be dangerous.
268
00:20:39,336 --> 00:20:41,861
Nobody worry, I'm OK.
269
00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:45,067
Ach, I should have known.
270
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:47,502
...und for thinking quickly
271
00:20:47,578 --> 00:20:51,241
und taking great piloting action
that saved Earth und mankind,
272
00:20:51,315 --> 00:20:55,877
I give you Duckburg's
highest honor, the Von Geezer Award.
273
00:20:55,953 --> 00:20:58,046
Speech! Speech!
274
00:20:59,489 --> 00:21:03,949
"Fourscore and seven crashes ago..."
275
00:21:04,027 --> 00:21:05,619
Forget it.
276
00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:09,962
I want to thank everybody,
but especially my little buddy Doofus.
277
00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:11,967
Huh? Me?
278
00:21:12,035 --> 00:21:14,697
He believed in me when everyone
thought I was an idiot.
279
00:21:14,771 --> 00:21:17,069
It's because of him I'm a hero.
280
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:19,665
You're the greatest.
281
00:21:19,743 --> 00:21:22,177
I owe you an apology too,
Launchpad.
282
00:21:22,246 --> 00:21:25,943
I tip my hat to the best pilot in Duckburg.
283
00:21:26,016 --> 00:21:29,144
- Ya mean it, Mr. McD.?
- Yes, I do.
284
00:21:29,219 --> 00:21:33,349
But if you ever come near
my swimming pool again...!
285
00:21:35,759 --> 00:21:41,698
Easy, easy. He's mein only astronaut
now that the chimp is gone.
286
00:21:41,765 --> 00:21:44,928
Hey, wait a minute.
What happened to the chimp?
287
00:21:45,002 --> 00:21:49,803
All hail the ruler of Mars.
All hail.
288
00:21:52,743 --> 00:21:56,474
Good riddance to Ping the Pitiless. Hmph!
289
00:21:58,815 --> 00:22:00,578
Let me out of here!
290
00:22:00,651 --> 00:22:05,816
I'm so glad we met.
Greetings to the people of Pluto.
291
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:08,289
Pluto? I hate dogs!
292
00:22:08,358 --> 00:22:10,849
Somebody let me out of here!
293
00:22:10,899 --> 00:22:15,449
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