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-Eeee!
-You guys!
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Scrooge just got
a new security bot,
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and it can melt
through solid steel,
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and it is adorable!
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Aah! Unh!
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Wait, where
are Huey and Louie?
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-Who?
-Um, your brothers?
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Webby,
I don't have brothers.
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I'm an only child.
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Don't be ridicu.
[gasps] Oh, no.
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We must be in some sort of
dystopian alternate dimension.
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Calm down.
Everything is fine.
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Exactly what an evil
Dewey-doppelganger would say!
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Yaah!
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Give it up, Dew-pelganger!
Where... is... Dewey!
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Webby, stop! That is Dewey!
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He's just doing
a Dewey thing!
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Oh.
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Thank you,
good Samaritans.
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You restored my faith
in the kindness of random strangers.
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Not even one hour in,
and your stupid "Only Child Day"
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has already almost gotten
one of us killed.
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"Only"-what-now?
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-It's a beautiful holiday.
-That he made up.
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Where, for a whole day,
we get to be sibling-free
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and do all the amazing things
that an only child gets to do!
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Make our marks
on the world!
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Not have to answer
to anyone!
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Be horribly alone?
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For once!
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He's been threatening
to do it for years,
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but I never thought he could
get into my password-protected sibling calendar.
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I have my ways.
[blows]
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Of course he put it on the day
I need them both--
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the annual Junior Woodchuck
Three-Man Cookout.
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-Bo-ring.
-Uch. Teamwork.
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Well, as the now sole heir
to Scrooge's fortune,
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I can finally make friends
with Doofus Drake,
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the richest kid
in Duckburg.
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He only mingles with other
obscenely rich heirs, so...
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-What a snob.
-He's the worst.
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[gasps]
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You see the judgement
that I have to live with?
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Well, today
your heartless criticism
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can't deny me my dream
of being shamelessly spoiled.
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What are
you gonna do, Dewey?
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I don't have to
explain myself to you!
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I'm an only child!
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I don't get
why you're doing this.
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Isn't being
a triplet awesome?
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Thank you!
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Who are you again,
sassy stranger?
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The brother you rudely take
for granted! Right, Louie?
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This random passerby clearly
loves Only Child Day, right, Louie?
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Or whoever you are?
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I just want to use a rich kid
for his infinity pool!
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[crying] Why can't
I have that for myself?!
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Stop fighting!
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And this is why
we need Only Child Day.
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? Life is likea hurricane ?
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? Here in Duckburg ?
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? Race cars, lasers,airplanes ?
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? It's a duck-blur ?
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? We might solvea mystery ?
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? Or rewrite history ?
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? Ducktales, whoo-ooh ?
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? Every day they're out theremaking Ducktales ?
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? Whoo-ooh ?
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? Tales of derring-do ?
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? Bad and good-luck tales ?
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? Whoo-ooh ?
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? D-d-danger lurks behind you ?
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? There's a strangerout to find you ?
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? What to do? ?
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? Just grab onto some Ducktales ?
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? Whoo-ooh ?
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? Every day they're out there ?
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? Making Ducktales ?
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? Whoo-ooh ?
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? Tales of daringbad and good ?
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? Not phony talesor cottontails ?
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-? No, Ducktales! ?-? Whoo-ooh! ?
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Stupid Dewey. Why can't
I just have brothers
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that blindly
listen to me for once?
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I don't say this enough,
but I sure do love being a trio!
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Yeah, good things
come in threes.
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Ooh! Like the three legs
on this tripod.
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Even three cheers: Hip--
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-Hip--
-[unenthused] Hooray.
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See? [laughs]
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What do you mean
I can't go?
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If I don't participate,
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I'll never get my
commemorative Cookout Badge.
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That means
a lopsided sash, Launchpad.
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A lopsided sash!
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Sorry, but it's
the Three-Man Cookout.
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I didn't get
to be a Troop Leader by bending the rules.
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I got it by crashing the bus
during a camping trip
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and the other leaders
quitting.
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[sighs]
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This is perfect!
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We can't nab all four
of those brats,
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but we can
definitely nab one!
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Uh, Big Time,
we're starting to think
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you have
an unhealthy obsession with kidnapping.
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We're here if you want
to talk about it.
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Wow. Thanks.
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Actually, there is
something I'd like to say.
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-[slap]
-[crows caw]
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Get moving!
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I can easily do the work
of three Woodchucks twice my size, see?
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[straining]
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Sorry. Unless you can find
two other scouts--
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Ooh! How 'bout them?
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And what are your names,
mysterious Woodchucks I've never seen before?
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Tim.
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[mumbling]
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He's, uh, Timbo.
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[whispering] Launchpad,
those are the Beagle Boys in disguise!
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Junior Woodchuck Rule
number 413:
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never speak ill
of a fellow Woodchuck.
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Unless you don't
want that badge...
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Mmm... mmm... Possible death?
Definite badge.
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Possible death?
Definite badge.
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Definite badge.
Definite badge!
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Hey, look, we found
some firewood for you
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next to a normal pile
of twigs.
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[frustrated sigh]
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If I'm gonna get captured,
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I'm at least
gonna be captured right.
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If you can't even build
a proper pit trap
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then how do you
expect us
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to earn
our Cookout Badges?
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What?!
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That is a pit trap?
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Here, let me show you.
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[music playing]
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Mmm!
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Aah!
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Mm-hmm, the poacher's knot
was a good instinct,
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but what you want here
is a double overhead noose.
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Wow, that does work better!
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All right, fold
the ends over. Go ahead.
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Aah!
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Whoa-aah!
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-Oh!
-[birds tweeting]
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Aah!
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Ohh!
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D'oh!
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[chuckling]
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[all laughing]
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Mmm!
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Ahh!
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Oi!
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Wow. Dewey and Louie
would never have gotten this done so fast,
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or, you know, even tried.
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So what do you want to eat?
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You want me to choose?
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You earned it.
It's only fair.
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"Faaiirr"?
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Junior Woodchuck Rule 72:
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always be fair
to your fellow Woodchucks.
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I... I think
I know somethin'.
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[sniffs]
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[blowing]
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Junkyard Stew.
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Mmm! Is that cumin?
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Yeah. It complements
the root vegetables.
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It's exquisite!
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Really? Why, I've
never eaten it before.
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It's just usually
thrown in my face.
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Well, we don't do that here.
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A Woodchuck looks out
for his fellow scouts.
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You know, Tim and Timbo,
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it's nice
to finally have brothers
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who actually appreciate
camaraderie.
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I'm gonna go hang up
this stew.
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Every bear in the forest
is gonna want this!
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What's taking
you idiots so long?
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Ma's waiting
for me to be the hero!
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That's not fuh-air.
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Mm-hmm!
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So?
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And we should
ask Huey if he wants to be snatched first.
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Ask? Ugh, fine.
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If you numbskulls can't do it,
I'll grab him myself!
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We can't let you do that.
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What're you doin'?
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[humming]
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Um, Big Huey, sir?
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We kidnapped someone
for you.
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[muffled exclamations]
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You did what?!
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Well, he was gonna
kidnap you first.
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No! No!
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A Junior Woodchuck looks out
for his fellow Woodchucks,
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whatever the cost.
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He's gonna get killed!
He's your brother!
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We like you better,
New Big Time.
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You'll love it back
at the junkyard.
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You'll never be lonely again.
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Ahh! Just
help me get him down!
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You got it boss!
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Rrr, this overhead noose
is perfect.
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Why'd they have to actually
pay attention to me?
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Dewey never would have
tied this right!
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-[thumping]
-[gasps]
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No, No! I meant, carry him down,
not cut him down...
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with impeccable
chopping technique!
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Sure thing, boss!
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Gah, no!
Don't blindly listen to me!
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I am not your boss!
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-No!
-No!
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Can I help you?
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Greetings! I'm Sir Louie Duck
Esquire the Third,
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your well-to-do neighbor
and Scrooge McDuck's only nephew.
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I am here to meet
fabulously wealthy Doofus Drake?
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Is this his... his house?
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No, this is
the servant quarters.
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This way, please.
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[bell dings]
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[gasps]
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Wow. It's like he gets
whatever he wants.
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No one says no
to Master Doofus.
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[whispering] No one!
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[slurping]
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Oh, hi! [ahem]
Allow me to introduce myself.
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Sir Louie Duck Esquire
the Third,
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the only nephew
of Scrooge McDuck.
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[slurping]
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Well, since we're so alike,
you know, both solo heirs,
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I figured it was high time
that we rubbed elbows and...
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Geeeee-aaaaaaah!
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Brain freeze.
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Friend present.
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Oh... for me?
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I like to play
with my friends.
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All right, friend.
[chuckles] Let's play!
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[music playing]
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Ahh! Literally
living the dream.
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[sniffing]
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Aaah!
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You seem stressed.
Come with me!
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[gasps]
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This is where I come
to blow off steam.
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Is that an original
Stradabearius violin?
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That's worth more than
every house Uncle Donald has ever owned!
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Are you nuts?
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Aren't you afraid
you'll get in trouble?
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Meh!
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Of course.
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Real wealth is not caring
if people think you're crazy.
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Because they
can't stop you anyway!
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[classical music playing]
256
00:12:08,124 --> 00:12:10,659
Gonna ignore
that sweaty palm!
257
00:12:15,864 --> 00:12:17,763
-Geememama!
-Oh!
258
00:12:17,798 --> 00:12:19,665
Uh... uh... what?
259
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,165
[both] Geememama.
260
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:25,035
Geememama Francis,
my dear deceased Grandma,
261
00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:27,838
who left me
her entire fortune.
262
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:30,439
No one touches her portrait,
no one!
263
00:12:30,474 --> 00:12:33,274
I let you eat wall cotton,
you impudent brat!
264
00:12:33,309 --> 00:12:35,342
Are you smiling, servants?
265
00:12:35,377 --> 00:12:37,277
Is this funny to you?!
266
00:12:37,312 --> 00:12:40,847
[violent screaming]
267
00:12:40,882 --> 00:12:43,815
-[objects breaking]
-So... you're his butler, huh?
268
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,016
My butler's a ghost.
269
00:12:46,051 --> 00:12:47,451
Yup. Yeah, he's dead.
270
00:12:47,486 --> 00:12:48,985
We're dead inside.
271
00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,954
We're Doofus' parents.
272
00:12:50,989 --> 00:12:52,020
Sorry, what?
273
00:12:52,055 --> 00:12:54,189
He used to be
such a sweet boy,
274
00:12:54,224 --> 00:12:56,658
but the money
and power changed him.
275
00:12:58,227 --> 00:13:00,327
Aaaah!
276
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:03,062
[panting]
277
00:13:03,097 --> 00:13:05,764
Go.
Before it's too late.
278
00:13:06,766 --> 00:13:09,132
[panting]
279
00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:11,235
What's next,
friendy-friend?
280
00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:14,637
You know, I just noticed
it's getting a little late,
281
00:13:14,672 --> 00:13:16,471
and, uh, so
I'm just gonna head home,
282
00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:18,240
fondly remember
all the good times we had.
283
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:20,074
Cool? All right, bye.
284
00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:22,508
-[zapping]
-[gasping]
285
00:13:22,543 --> 00:13:27,412
You are home,
friend present.
286
00:13:27,447 --> 00:13:31,916
Help! Guys!
I don't want to be an only child anymore!
287
00:13:31,951 --> 00:13:33,650
The sooner you give up,
the better.
288
00:13:33,685 --> 00:13:35,518
Hope only makes it worse.
289
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,319
No! If the three
of us work together,
290
00:13:37,354 --> 00:13:39,387
we might just be able
to get out of here.
291
00:13:39,422 --> 00:13:41,056
Are you with me?
292
00:13:46,961 --> 00:13:48,227
The new one's a traitor.
293
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:50,028
But I stopped him
out of loyalty.
294
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,263
Because I love you,
Doofus.
295
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,731
You're pathetic.
296
00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:54,665
No! He's lying.
I would never do that.
297
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,699
I'm your friend... present.
298
00:13:56,734 --> 00:13:58,067
Ew, gross.
299
00:13:58,102 --> 00:14:01,169
I don't think I like you
anymore, new friend.
300
00:14:01,204 --> 00:14:04,705
Maybe you need
a lesson in friendship.
301
00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,573
Wait. What's that for?
302
00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:11,110
What is he going to do
with the umbrella and walnuts?
303
00:14:13,246 --> 00:14:14,279
[groaning]
304
00:14:15,281 --> 00:14:16,281
Louie!
305
00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:18,015
Ahh! I'm safe!
306
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:21,183
Ooh, new new friends.
307
00:14:21,218 --> 00:14:22,218
-Aah!
-Aah!
308
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,258
Whoops. Sorry, security-bot.
309
00:14:32,293 --> 00:14:33,926
Just innocent kid stuff.
310
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:54,140
Finally alone.
They'll never know my darkest secret.
311
00:14:54,175 --> 00:14:56,642
-[brassy theme music]
-Live, from McDuck Manor,
312
00:14:56,677 --> 00:14:58,376
home to the most celebratedduck in Duckburg!
313
00:14:58,411 --> 00:15:00,145
And also Scrooge McDuck.
314
00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:03,113
It's Dewey Dew Night!
Tonight: laughs!
315
00:15:03,148 --> 00:15:06,316
Thrills! A visitfrom Monsieur Saucy!
316
00:15:06,351 --> 00:15:09,985
And as always,the Dew Crew House Band!
317
00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:15,588
And now, the manof the hour: Dewey!
318
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,257
[applause]
319
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,758
Ha ha! Thank you,
thank you very much.
320
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,627
And welcome to the best show
in this wing of the mansion!
321
00:15:22,662 --> 00:15:24,128
So what's going on?
What's in the news?
322
00:15:24,163 --> 00:15:25,829
Oh, did you hear about this?
323
00:15:25,864 --> 00:15:28,597
-I'm an only child today!
-[applause]
324
00:15:28,632 --> 00:15:32,133
It's gonna be great!
It's all about Dewey now.
325
00:15:32,168 --> 00:15:34,002
[bass plays]
326
00:15:34,037 --> 00:15:37,872
So the big question is,
what "Dewey" do?
327
00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:42,140
What "Dewey" do?
328
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,675
[cough]
329
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,776
Woof. Audience is
a little stiff tonight.
330
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:46,777
Am I right, Dewey?
331
00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:48,578
A-ha!
332
00:15:48,613 --> 00:15:50,613
Ha ha, that joke crashed
so hard,
333
00:15:50,648 --> 00:15:52,147
you'd think it was Launchpad!
334
00:15:52,182 --> 00:15:53,816
[canned laughter]
335
00:15:53,851 --> 00:15:55,149
Nailed it, we got 'em back!
336
00:15:55,184 --> 00:15:57,251
Dewey, play me to the desk!
337
00:15:57,286 --> 00:16:00,688
[jazz playing]
338
00:16:03,858 --> 00:16:05,291
Cool cool cool cool.
339
00:16:05,326 --> 00:16:07,425
This is, of course,
a sample episode
340
00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:09,293
of our totally amazing show.
341
00:16:09,328 --> 00:16:12,195
So if you're a TV producer
looking for a hit so fresh,
342
00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:14,797
so unique, and so top secret
343
00:16:14,832 --> 00:16:16,465
even my brothers
can't know about it,
344
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,166
this is the show for you.
345
00:16:18,201 --> 00:16:20,267
So my first guest is...
346
00:16:20,302 --> 00:16:24,170
I'm very excited
for my first gue-- uh...
347
00:16:24,205 --> 00:16:26,772
Maybe shoulda thought about this
before I kicked everyone out.
348
00:16:26,807 --> 00:16:28,307
Oh!
349
00:16:29,675 --> 00:16:32,010
Please give
a warm round of a applause
350
00:16:32,045 --> 00:16:35,545
to my first guest
and former bro Huey!
351
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,179
[applause]
352
00:16:37,214 --> 00:16:39,315
Hey, Huey, thanks
for coming on the show.
353
00:16:39,349 --> 00:16:42,217
[robotic voice]
Appropriate response to introductory salutation.
354
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,385
Let me check the Junior
Woodchuck Guidebook.
355
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,819
Hello, Dewey.
Thanks for having me.
356
00:16:46,854 --> 00:16:48,654
Hey, buddy,
good to have you.
357
00:16:48,689 --> 00:16:51,323
So how are you enjoying
Only Child Day?
358
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:53,024
[robotic voice]
I fear it deeply.
359
00:16:53,059 --> 00:16:54,992
Being a triplet
is a way of life.
360
00:16:55,027 --> 00:16:58,194
Things are better in threes.
Threes. Threes.
361
00:16:58,229 --> 00:17:00,162
Weird. Super weird.
362
00:17:00,197 --> 00:17:02,164
Okay. I'm going to ask you
a series of questions.
363
00:17:02,199 --> 00:17:03,631
Here we goooo!
What's your name?
364
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:05,133
[robotic voice] Huey.
365
00:17:05,168 --> 00:17:06,401
Do you love calendars?
366
00:17:06,436 --> 00:17:07,868
[robotic voice ] Yes.
367
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:10,669
-Are you a robot?
-Yes. I mean, no!
368
00:17:10,704 --> 00:17:12,505
I mean yerp
bleep bleep bleep bleep!
369
00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:14,339
I knew it!
370
00:17:14,374 --> 00:17:16,707
Boom boom.
I am here to destroy.
371
00:17:16,742 --> 00:17:18,876
Aah!
I will eat your buildings!
372
00:17:18,911 --> 00:17:21,344
[gasps] Aah!
373
00:17:21,379 --> 00:17:24,079
[robotic voice]
I will pet your cat, but in a very aggressive way!
374
00:17:24,114 --> 00:17:26,415
Dewey:
Robo-Huey is on a rampage!
375
00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:28,149
Now that's good television.
376
00:17:28,184 --> 00:17:30,650
Speaking of, my next guest...
um, my next...
377
00:17:30,685 --> 00:17:32,252
Uh...
378
00:17:32,287 --> 00:17:34,653
[high-pitched voice]
What's up, McDuck Manor?
379
00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:37,221
Louie in the house!
Oh, boy!
380
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,223
Oh, no, a robot!
381
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:41,258
[robotic voice]
Destroy Duckburg, destroy Duckburg!
382
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:44,493
[high-pitched voice]
It's attacking me! Oh, boy!
383
00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,095
Submit! Submit!
384
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:48,897
Die, robot scum! Hiya!
385
00:17:48,932 --> 00:17:51,432
[high-pitched voice]
Thanks, Dewey! You're my hero.
386
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:53,100
Oh, stop.
387
00:17:53,135 --> 00:17:55,101
[high-pitched voice]
You're no anonymous middle child.
388
00:17:55,136 --> 00:17:57,403
You're the unique glue
that holds us brothers together.
389
00:17:57,438 --> 00:17:58,770
Aww!
390
00:17:58,805 --> 00:18:00,739
Comedy, action, and heart?
391
00:18:00,774 --> 00:18:02,573
Who wouldn't want
to watch this show?
392
00:18:02,608 --> 00:18:04,175
-[gasps]
-[crash]
393
00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:06,342
Roboticintruder detected.
394
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,010
My demo tape!
We gotta go!
395
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,578
My apologies
to Monsieur Saucy!
396
00:18:12,748 --> 00:18:14,215
[whimpering]
397
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:17,084
This is bad-- real bad!
398
00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:18,517
Huey, you
got a plan, right?
399
00:18:18,552 --> 00:18:20,352
[robotic voice]
Sorry, I'm technically you,
400
00:18:20,387 --> 00:18:22,754
and since you don't
have a plan, neither do I.
401
00:18:22,789 --> 00:18:24,688
Hey, I don't need you!
I'm self-sufficient!
402
00:18:24,723 --> 00:18:26,290
Louie, you can talk your way
out of this, right?
403
00:18:26,325 --> 00:18:28,357
[high-pitched voice]
Yeah, sure, no problemo.
404
00:18:28,392 --> 00:18:30,693
Wait, no, I'm also you,
h'boy!
405
00:18:30,728 --> 00:18:33,228
Aah! Stupid Only Child Day!
406
00:18:39,234 --> 00:18:40,533
Aah!
407
00:18:40,568 --> 00:18:42,468
Hello, intruder.You are cornered.
408
00:18:42,503 --> 00:18:45,303
Perhaps you shouldn't havepushed your brothers away.
409
00:18:45,338 --> 00:18:48,372
Maybe appreciate that fact,because certain people
410
00:18:48,407 --> 00:18:50,474
would do anythingto have siblings.
411
00:18:50,509 --> 00:18:53,909
No one you know.Certain hypothetical people.
412
00:18:53,944 --> 00:18:56,311
Webby, you can come out.
413
00:18:56,346 --> 00:18:58,580
[nervous laugh]
414
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,414
How did you get in there?
415
00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:02,148
Oh, I just jammed it open
416
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,783
and ripped out a bunch
of wires to make room.
417
00:19:03,818 --> 00:19:05,384
What were you doing?
418
00:19:05,418 --> 00:19:08,320
What? Me? [laughs] Nothing.
419
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,420
[whispering] She knows.
420
00:19:09,455 --> 00:19:11,322
Shut up, Louie!
421
00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:13,456
I can't believe you're
spoiling my Only Child Day.
422
00:19:13,491 --> 00:19:15,325
You couldn't just
let me have this one thing?
423
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,826
I'm sorry.
But you guys just got here.
424
00:19:17,861 --> 00:19:19,827
I don't want you
splitting up.
425
00:19:19,862 --> 00:19:22,363
Webby...
426
00:19:24,466 --> 00:19:26,065
Intruders detected!
427
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,600
Put your hands in the air.
428
00:19:27,635 --> 00:19:30,301
You have twenty secondsto comply.
429
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,470
We're complying.
Why doesn't it see we're complying?
430
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,772
I, uh, sort of cut some
of its processing circuits.
431
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,773
You have five secondsto comply.
432
00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:41,510
-Four... three... two...
-Ha-yah!
433
00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:44,745
-Dewey!
-Waah!
434
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,412
Aah!
435
00:19:46,447 --> 00:19:50,516
Ohh-aaah!
436
00:19:51,818 --> 00:19:54,219
Aaah!
437
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,387
Aah!
438
00:19:58,957 --> 00:20:00,923
Yaah!
439
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:03,358
-Aah!
-Oof!
440
00:20:03,393 --> 00:20:05,060
Huey! Louie!
441
00:20:08,564 --> 00:20:09,663
Beagle Boys.
442
00:20:09,698 --> 00:20:10,763
Psycho rich kid.
443
00:20:10,798 --> 00:20:12,431
Haywire robot.
444
00:20:12,466 --> 00:20:13,366
[all] Brothers again?
445
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,366
Brothers again.
446
00:20:14,401 --> 00:20:15,400
Triple threat!
447
00:20:17,369 --> 00:20:20,303
Gimme, gimme
for my gimme tree!
448
00:20:20,338 --> 00:20:22,172
Robot! Activate
protocol save me!
449
00:20:23,707 --> 00:20:26,675
You're funny.
I'm keeping you.
450
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:27,675
Aah!
451
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:28,810
Unh!
452
00:20:29,912 --> 00:20:31,344
Aah!
453
00:20:31,379 --> 00:20:33,779
Just a quick rewiring
of the manifold.
454
00:20:33,814 --> 00:20:37,149
One of us! One of us!
455
00:20:37,183 --> 00:20:40,951
You two jerks
are going to help me kidnap those boys,
456
00:20:40,986 --> 00:20:42,986
or I'm gonna scald you
with more than soup.
457
00:20:43,021 --> 00:20:45,721
I'd rather be soup-blinded
than have to stare at your dumb face!
458
00:20:45,756 --> 00:20:48,190
Hey! If there's
one thing I know,
459
00:20:48,225 --> 00:20:49,991
it's that you
hate each other.
460
00:20:50,026 --> 00:20:51,959
You yell at each other,
you fight with each other,
461
00:20:51,994 --> 00:20:53,727
you fail Ma Beagle
with each other.
462
00:20:53,762 --> 00:20:56,162
Because you're
the Beagle Boys.
463
00:20:56,197 --> 00:20:58,297
And who in this world
can antagonize you more
464
00:20:58,332 --> 00:20:59,665
than your own brothers?
465
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,532
Oh, please.
Like that's gonna--
466
00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:03,301
Let's never
not fight again!
467
00:21:03,336 --> 00:21:04,401
Okay!
468
00:21:07,572 --> 00:21:09,505
-Whoo-hoo!
-You guys!
469
00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:11,506
Wait, are you
brothers again,
470
00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:14,509
or did this
whole thing happen in another dimension
471
00:21:14,543 --> 00:21:17,377
and you're all
evil doppelgangers!
472
00:21:17,412 --> 00:21:18,578
[all] No, no, no,
definitely brothers!
473
00:21:18,613 --> 00:21:20,012
Or whatever makes you
not hurt me!
474
00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:22,013
So you're
not gonna break up?
475
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,848
Of course not.
We never were.
476
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,382
We need each other.
477
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:26,850
Yeah, I love
being a triplet.
478
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,418
But we still have to be
our own people.
479
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,053
Well, I guess Only Child Day
480
00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:32,388
wasn't an absolute
disaster after all.
481
00:21:34,424 --> 00:21:36,991
Uh, sibling calendar?!
482
00:21:37,026 --> 00:21:38,558
I'm a hundred percent sure
483
00:21:38,593 --> 00:21:39,593
I'm going to regret this,
but fine.
484
00:21:39,628 --> 00:21:41,428
All right, Louie!
We did it!
485
00:21:41,463 --> 00:21:43,395
Pretty sure Louie
was with me on this.
486
00:21:43,430 --> 00:21:45,396
I still have two more hours
of Only Child Day.
487
00:21:45,431 --> 00:21:46,764
You guys figure it out.
488
00:21:46,799 --> 00:21:49,333
Good point.
Au revoir, strangers.
489
00:21:49,368 --> 00:21:52,235
So, uh, how much
did you see, you know,
490
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,569
when you came into my room?
491
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:56,605
-Oh. Nothing.
-Good.
492
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:57,906
? Dewey Dew Night ?
493
00:21:57,941 --> 00:21:59,773
? Do do do do dodo do do do ?
494
00:21:59,808 --> 00:22:01,242
[scat singing]
495
00:22:01,277 --> 00:22:02,375
? Dewey Dew Night ?
496
00:22:04,479 --> 00:22:05,445
[theme music playing]
497
00:22:05,495 --> 00:22:10,045
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