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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:04,436 Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... 2 00:00:04,438 --> 00:00:05,437 Uh... 3 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:07,913 That has Josh's name on it. 4 00:00:07,915 --> 00:00:09,048 That makes sense. 5 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:10,149 He was barely here. 6 00:00:10,151 --> 00:00:11,951 My girlfriend is 20 feet through that wall, 7 00:00:11,953 --> 00:00:13,265 and I'm standing here. 8 00:00:13,290 --> 00:00:14,109 I got to go. 9 00:00:14,134 --> 00:00:17,015 Audra Levine just got married. 10 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,607 Also, she got the promotion you didn't take. 11 00:00:19,688 --> 00:00:20,854 I was dead to him. 12 00:00:20,856 --> 00:00:21,855 He didn't want to spend 13 00:00:21,857 --> 00:00:22,889 any more time with me, 14 00:00:22,891 --> 00:00:24,624 and oh, we were getting so close. 15 00:00:24,626 --> 00:00:25,792 I'm going to fix this. 16 00:00:25,794 --> 00:00:27,761 All we need is some random guy. 17 00:00:27,763 --> 00:00:28,875 Ooh, Trent. 18 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:30,997 Oh, that's a perfect name for a fake boyfriend. 19 00:00:30,999 --> 00:00:32,966 I'm a both-sexual. 20 00:00:32,968 --> 00:00:34,835 The term is, uh, bisex... 21 00:00:35,570 --> 00:00:37,103 The water is being diverted 22 00:00:37,105 --> 00:00:38,905 away from the San Gabriel Valley 23 00:00:38,907 --> 00:00:40,453 and towards Los Angeles. 24 00:00:40,478 --> 00:00:41,908 Paula, this case can't be over, 25 00:00:41,910 --> 00:00:43,943 because Josh and I are having the best time. 26 00:00:43,945 --> 00:00:45,345 Okay, so I found something out. 27 00:00:45,347 --> 00:00:46,913 So did I. 28 00:00:48,817 --> 00:00:51,078 Trent? Baby? 29 00:00:51,103 --> 00:00:53,987 I was working hard at a New York job 30 00:00:53,989 --> 00:00:55,622 Making dough but it made me blue 31 00:00:55,624 --> 00:00:57,390 One day I was crying a lot 32 00:00:57,392 --> 00:00:58,791 And so I decided to move 33 00:00:58,793 --> 00:01:00,660 To West Covina, California 34 00:01:00,662 --> 00:01:01,794 Brand-new pals and new career 35 00:01:01,796 --> 00:01:04,097 It happens to be where Josh lives 36 00:01:04,099 --> 00:01:06,165 But that's not why I'm here 37 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:08,534 - She's the crazy ex-girlfriend - What? No, I'm not. 38 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:10,403 She's the crazy ex-girlfriend 39 00:01:10,405 --> 00:01:11,437 That's a sexist term. 40 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:12,939 She's the crazy ex-girlfriend 41 00:01:12,941 --> 00:01:14,140 Can you guys stop singing for just a second? 42 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:16,843 She's so broken inside 43 00:01:16,845 --> 00:01:18,244 The situation's a lot more nuanced than that. 44 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:19,946 C-R-A-Z-Y 45 00:01:19,948 --> 00:01:21,648 Okay! We get it! 46 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:24,312 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 47 00:01:30,525 --> 00:01:32,425 (grunting) 48 00:01:32,427 --> 00:01:34,260 Oh, honey. 49 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:35,828 So what are you, 50 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:37,864 uh, doing here, because, uh, 51 00:01:37,866 --> 00:01:40,400 you said that you were going to meet me at home? 52 00:01:40,402 --> 00:01:42,302 Yeah, I was, but then your friend called, 53 00:01:42,304 --> 00:01:43,803 and so here I am. 54 00:01:43,805 --> 00:01:46,105 He's not your boyfriend. 55 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:47,807 (scoffs) He can't be. 56 00:01:47,809 --> 00:01:49,042 That picture 57 00:01:49,044 --> 00:01:50,176 that you said you took of him 58 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,882 a few weeks ago in Palm Springs, 59 00:01:51,907 --> 00:01:54,541 that was taken five years ago. 60 00:01:54,749 --> 00:01:57,648 Yes, it was. It was. Fair. 61 00:01:57,704 --> 00:01:59,986 Um, and that has a very good explanation. 62 00:01:59,988 --> 00:02:01,321 And that is... 63 00:02:01,674 --> 00:02:02,639 No, it's, um... 64 00:02:02,726 --> 00:02:04,757 (sighs) Okay. 65 00:02:04,759 --> 00:02:07,060 It's because I clearly labeled it wrong. 66 00:02:07,062 --> 00:02:08,594 It's dumb. 67 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,263 Look, honey, I don't know what 68 00:02:10,265 --> 00:02:11,731 this girl's problem is, but you and I 69 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:12,999 - have dinner plans later. - Yeah. 70 00:02:13,001 --> 00:02:14,437 - So I will see you at home. - Okay. 71 00:02:14,462 --> 00:02:15,761 - Okay? - Oh. 72 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:17,170 Trent: All right. 73 00:02:17,172 --> 00:02:18,938 - Bye. - Bye. 74 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:20,973 I love you. 75 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,542 I love you, too. 76 00:02:22,544 --> 00:02:23,543 (bells jingling, door closes) 77 00:02:23,545 --> 00:02:24,711 Oh. 78 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,647 Uh, um, he was nice. 79 00:02:27,649 --> 00:02:30,140 Yeah, he loves kissing 80 00:02:30,952 --> 00:02:32,352 with tongue. 81 00:02:32,354 --> 00:02:34,520 Josh, oh, my gosh, okay, 82 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:35,722 so this case we've been working on, 83 00:02:35,724 --> 00:02:38,958 dude, it's like so much bigger 84 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,226 than what I initially thought. 85 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:42,228 It's about, like, all of the landlords, 86 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,197 and they're in cahoots with a multi-billion dollar company, 87 00:02:44,199 --> 00:02:46,733 and they're exploiting... everybody. 88 00:02:46,735 --> 00:02:49,802 Like, this could be the biggest case the county's ever seen. 89 00:02:49,804 --> 00:02:52,271 - Wow, really? - Yes, 90 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:53,473 so I need your help. I need you 91 00:02:53,475 --> 00:02:55,675 to meet me at Whitefeather in an hour, and together 92 00:02:55,677 --> 00:02:57,276 we're going to blow this case wide open. 93 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:58,578 Sure. 94 00:02:58,580 --> 00:02:59,712 Great! 95 00:02:59,714 --> 00:03:02,181 Okay, uh, the rest of you, I will see you later. 96 00:03:02,183 --> 00:03:03,583 I'm going to go 97 00:03:03,585 --> 00:03:05,284 kiss my boyfriend some more. 98 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:07,086 (pants rustling) 99 00:03:07,088 --> 00:03:08,855 Sorry about the loudness of the pants. 100 00:03:08,857 --> 00:03:10,456 I don't know why people fish in these. 101 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:13,025 You'd think the sound would scare away the fish. 102 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:14,914 (bells jingling, door closes) 103 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,198 No. 104 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,633 No. No, no. 105 00:03:21,297 --> 00:03:22,563 This is not right. 106 00:03:22,565 --> 00:03:24,131 He is not her boyfriend. 107 00:03:24,133 --> 00:03:25,199 I can, I can feel it. 108 00:03:25,201 --> 00:03:27,585 God, I'm an idiot. 109 00:03:27,610 --> 00:03:29,776 What am I, what am, what am I even doing here? 110 00:03:29,940 --> 00:03:33,375 I got caught up in Bunchsanity again. 111 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,312 I'm a moron. 112 00:03:34,351 --> 00:03:36,359 I have, I have to go. 113 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:37,645 I'm late picking Heather up. 114 00:03:37,647 --> 00:03:39,046 I'm going to just forget that I was here. 115 00:03:39,048 --> 00:03:40,047 But... 116 00:03:40,072 --> 00:03:41,835 My advice to the two of you 117 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:44,761 is to stop obsessing about Rebecca. 118 00:03:44,786 --> 00:03:46,352 Nothing good can come of it. 119 00:03:46,888 --> 00:03:48,955 (bells jingling) 120 00:03:49,192 --> 00:03:51,092 I guess I was wrong. I'm, I'm sorry, I... 121 00:03:51,094 --> 00:03:52,259 Okay, babe. 122 00:03:52,261 --> 00:03:54,195 Babe, just take a deep breath. 123 00:03:54,197 --> 00:03:55,529 (exhales) This, this has gotten 124 00:03:55,531 --> 00:03:58,050 way out of hand. Well... I know you don't like her, I get it, 125 00:03:58,247 --> 00:04:00,632 but this case could be something great. 126 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,485 Not just for us, but for a lot of people. 127 00:04:03,772 --> 00:04:05,717 Just trust me, okay? 128 00:04:09,254 --> 00:04:10,859 Okay. 129 00:04:11,175 --> 00:04:12,875 I trust you. 130 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,578 Nose? 131 00:04:17,639 --> 00:04:19,054 Nose. 132 00:04:20,622 --> 00:04:22,722 (laugh softly) 133 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,036 Hey. 134 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,453 I'm, uh, heading back to work. 135 00:04:33,642 --> 00:04:36,676 I got a big case breaking, so I just wanted to say, 136 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:38,921 uh, thank you for that kiss. 137 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:39,984 Wow. 138 00:04:40,009 --> 00:04:41,687 (laughs) 139 00:04:41,891 --> 00:04:44,325 - So, uh, anyway, I'll see you later. - Yeah. 140 00:04:45,148 --> 00:04:47,262 Unless you want to kiss again, for any reason. 141 00:04:47,264 --> 00:04:48,329 Okay. 142 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:49,831 - Yeah? - Yeah. 143 00:04:56,873 --> 00:04:59,040 - That worked. (laughs) - Okay. 144 00:04:59,042 --> 00:05:01,123 So anyway, I was thinking, uh, 145 00:05:01,148 --> 00:05:02,615 maybe later, we would, uh, 146 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,879 go out for a little bev-er-age. 147 00:05:04,881 --> 00:05:06,714 What's the, uh, what's that accent? What are we doing? 148 00:05:06,716 --> 00:05:08,549 - I don't know. - (both laugh) 149 00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:09,995 I don't know, I'm sorry. 150 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:11,219 But what do you think? 151 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:12,475 Do you want to maybe go get a drink later? 152 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,243 - Yeah. Sure. Why not? - All right. 153 00:05:14,244 --> 00:05:15,210 We can just go to Home Base. 154 00:05:15,212 --> 00:05:17,212 Or, um, Jimmy's House of Spirits 155 00:05:17,214 --> 00:05:18,280 has a great Chardonnay. 156 00:05:18,282 --> 00:05:19,448 Well, the thing is, I was thinking 157 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:22,017 that maybe I would take you to 158 00:05:22,019 --> 00:05:24,553 (French accent): La City of Los Angeles. 159 00:05:24,555 --> 00:05:25,520 Hmm. 160 00:05:25,522 --> 00:05:26,788 Accent happened again. 161 00:05:26,790 --> 00:05:28,523 - I'm... I don't know what's going on. - (laughs) 162 00:05:28,525 --> 00:05:29,791 (laughs) It keeps coming up. 163 00:05:29,793 --> 00:05:31,993 So ju-just to be clear, you, you want to get a drink, 164 00:05:31,995 --> 00:05:35,130 but just not any place where people we know might see us. 165 00:05:35,132 --> 00:05:36,131 Exactly. 166 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:37,799 Okay, look, Darryl, I am cool with 167 00:05:37,801 --> 00:05:40,335 whatever you need to do in your own life, 168 00:05:40,337 --> 00:05:42,471 it's all good, but I'm not going to go back into the closet. 169 00:05:42,734 --> 00:05:43,939 Not for anybody. 170 00:05:43,941 --> 00:05:45,774 I didn't come out until I was 12. 171 00:05:45,776 --> 00:05:47,242 Those were some tough years. 172 00:05:47,244 --> 00:05:48,310 Oh, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. 173 00:05:48,312 --> 00:05:49,344 No, no, it's okay. 174 00:05:49,346 --> 00:05:50,445 I got to go, 'cause I... 175 00:05:50,447 --> 00:05:51,546 I have a client, I just remembered, 176 00:05:51,548 --> 00:05:54,049 so I will, uh, talk to you later. 177 00:05:56,507 --> 00:05:58,520 Rebecca: Guys, guys, guys, listen up. 178 00:05:58,522 --> 00:06:02,157 All of the local landlords are being bribed to divert water 179 00:06:02,159 --> 00:06:05,060 from the San Gabriel Valley to Los Angeles. 180 00:06:05,062 --> 00:06:06,428 I mean, God, it's insane. 181 00:06:06,430 --> 00:06:07,996 It's like the movie Chinatown. 182 00:06:09,242 --> 00:06:11,466 It, it's like Chin... you guys, g... 183 00:06:11,468 --> 00:06:13,001 Guys, you've seen Chinatown, right? 184 00:06:13,003 --> 00:06:14,035 - I've never even heard of it. No. - Josh: No. 185 00:06:14,037 --> 00:06:15,637 - What?! - Sorry. 186 00:06:15,639 --> 00:06:18,039 Critics say it's like one of the top ten movies of all time. 187 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:19,508 Well, now I got to see it. All right. I guess. 188 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:20,709 Okay, when this case is over, 189 00:06:20,711 --> 00:06:22,677 we're going to have a movie night. 190 00:06:22,679 --> 00:06:24,646 - Okay, I don't, I don't know - Yeah, okay. 191 00:06:24,648 --> 00:06:26,915 About "China Time" or whatever you're talking about, 192 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:29,017 but I do know about injustice, okay? 193 00:06:29,019 --> 00:06:31,019 And these guys are being bribed to divert water 194 00:06:31,021 --> 00:06:33,922 from the San Gabriel Valley into Los Angeles. 195 00:06:33,924 --> 00:06:35,190 So what we're going to do 196 00:06:35,192 --> 00:06:37,993 is we're going to get Joshes from all over the Valley. 197 00:06:37,995 --> 00:06:40,161 All over. Yes, we are going to get plaintiffs 198 00:06:40,163 --> 00:06:42,464 from everywhere and we're going to make this 199 00:06:42,466 --> 00:06:45,634 the largest class action lawsuit L.A. County has ever seen. 200 00:06:45,636 --> 00:06:46,768 Awesome. 201 00:06:46,770 --> 00:06:48,136 Okay, so we need to start calling people, 202 00:06:48,138 --> 00:06:49,337 like right now. 203 00:06:49,339 --> 00:06:51,339 Get as many people involved in this thing as we can. 204 00:06:51,341 --> 00:06:53,875 Okay, you heard her, everyone, let's get on the horn. 205 00:06:53,877 --> 00:06:55,477 Well, I-I-I'm in. How can I help? 206 00:06:55,479 --> 00:06:57,178 Uh, you have friends and family all over the Valley. 207 00:06:57,180 --> 00:06:58,213 Right, I do. 208 00:06:58,215 --> 00:07:01,316 Monrovia, El Monte, City of Industry, 209 00:07:01,318 --> 00:07:02,617 Diamond Bar, Alhambra. 210 00:07:02,619 --> 00:07:03,652 Right, right, all the places, 211 00:07:03,654 --> 00:07:05,420 so yeah, uh, go, call them. 212 00:07:05,422 --> 00:07:06,588 Yeah. Yeah, okay. 213 00:07:06,590 --> 00:07:08,223 You're the best. 214 00:07:09,293 --> 00:07:10,525 (exhales) 215 00:07:10,527 --> 00:07:12,127 (door closes) 216 00:07:15,866 --> 00:07:17,666 (screams, yells) 217 00:07:17,668 --> 00:07:20,035 You should lock your back patio. 218 00:07:20,037 --> 00:07:21,136 I'm worried about your security. 219 00:07:21,138 --> 00:07:24,172 Oh, my God, are... you? Are you going to kill me? 220 00:07:24,174 --> 00:07:25,774 No! Why would I kill you? 221 00:07:25,776 --> 00:07:28,093 - I love you. - What? 222 00:07:28,118 --> 00:07:30,011 Rebecca Bunch, I have loved you 223 00:07:30,013 --> 00:07:31,146 since the moment that I saw you 224 00:07:31,148 --> 00:07:32,847 freshman year in the cafeteria. 225 00:07:32,849 --> 00:07:34,983 You were eating a mac and cheese sandwich. 226 00:07:34,985 --> 00:07:36,284 Remember? 227 00:07:36,286 --> 00:07:37,619 And then, last week, out of nowhere, 228 00:07:37,621 --> 00:07:40,355 you friended me on Facebook and then some lady called me 229 00:07:40,357 --> 00:07:41,990 and said that she thought I was your boyfriend. 230 00:07:41,992 --> 00:07:43,825 I mean, what are the odds? 231 00:07:43,827 --> 00:07:45,527 So weird, right? 232 00:07:46,039 --> 00:07:48,730 Weird is a word for it. 233 00:07:48,732 --> 00:07:49,731 Yeah. 234 00:07:49,733 --> 00:07:51,398 Trent, so first of all, 235 00:07:51,423 --> 00:07:54,580 I can not thank you enough for covering for me back there. 236 00:07:54,605 --> 00:07:56,605 I mean, you were such a smooth liar 237 00:07:56,607 --> 00:07:59,341 and a very, um, passionate kisser. 238 00:07:59,343 --> 00:08:01,309 - Oh, thank you so much. - Yeah. 239 00:08:01,311 --> 00:08:02,744 And you seem like an interesting guy. 240 00:08:02,746 --> 00:08:03,979 Oh, I am interesting. 241 00:08:03,981 --> 00:08:05,947 I own my own computer programming firm, 242 00:08:05,949 --> 00:08:07,349 and I almost invented Twitter, 243 00:08:07,351 --> 00:08:09,451 but I thought, eh, no one's going to use that. 244 00:08:09,453 --> 00:08:11,119 - Huh. - And I have a pet lizard, 245 00:08:11,121 --> 00:08:13,521 and I drag boulders and trees for fitness. 246 00:08:13,523 --> 00:08:14,889 - Those facts are so fun. - Oh, cool. 247 00:08:14,891 --> 00:08:16,157 Like the definition of fun facts. 248 00:08:16,159 --> 00:08:18,994 (laughing): But, um, dude, 249 00:08:18,996 --> 00:08:20,762 - this isn't happening. - Right. 250 00:08:20,764 --> 00:08:22,497 You're not, we're not going to have a relationship. 251 00:08:22,499 --> 00:08:23,465 Oh. 252 00:08:23,467 --> 00:08:24,466 This is really weird. 253 00:08:24,468 --> 00:08:25,834 I know that the whole situation 254 00:08:25,836 --> 00:08:27,602 I got you into was weird, but like 255 00:08:27,604 --> 00:08:29,404 - this can't happen right now. - It's weird, yeah. 256 00:08:29,406 --> 00:08:30,805 Yeah, okay, so you see it? This is weird. 257 00:08:30,807 --> 00:08:32,507 - A hundred percent. - So you got to go. 258 00:08:32,509 --> 00:08:33,975 Yeah. Oh. 259 00:08:33,977 --> 00:08:35,176 I don't want to have to go back to your friends 260 00:08:35,178 --> 00:08:36,411 and tell them I don't know you. 261 00:08:36,413 --> 00:08:39,481 I would much rather stay here and make you dinner. 262 00:08:39,483 --> 00:08:40,812 How about that? 263 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:43,726 Are you blackmailing me? 264 00:08:43,751 --> 00:08:45,375 Oh, you know what they say, 265 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,000 one person's blackmailing is another person's love story. 266 00:08:48,025 --> 00:08:48,882 Who says that? 267 00:08:48,907 --> 00:08:50,907 Me. I do. 268 00:08:51,061 --> 00:08:52,861 Got it from a phrase book. 269 00:08:52,863 --> 00:08:53,995 Okay. 270 00:08:53,997 --> 00:08:55,196 Let's just have a quiet night at home 271 00:08:55,198 --> 00:08:56,531 and reconnect, huh? 272 00:08:57,367 --> 00:08:59,034 Do you like couscous? I do. 273 00:08:59,036 --> 00:09:01,369 Do you like Tarantino? I don't. 274 00:09:02,873 --> 00:09:04,439 He spent the night at your apartment? 275 00:09:04,441 --> 00:09:05,840 Thank you, thank you so much. 276 00:09:05,842 --> 00:09:07,876 Yes, and before you say anything, 277 00:09:08,093 --> 00:09:09,711 dude makes a great dinner. 278 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:11,880 And then, he-he drew me a bath and massaged my feet. 279 00:09:12,414 --> 00:09:14,783 It wasn't weird, I wore a bathing suit. 280 00:09:14,785 --> 00:09:16,818 Okay, maybe you should call the police. 281 00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:18,019 The pol... and tell them what? 282 00:09:18,021 --> 00:09:19,421 I made up a fake boyfriend 283 00:09:19,423 --> 00:09:20,555 and now that fake boyfriend 284 00:09:20,557 --> 00:09:23,109 wants to be my real boyfriend? No. 285 00:09:23,222 --> 00:09:24,788 I'm not going to do that. Look, this guy's fine. 286 00:09:24,861 --> 00:09:27,529 I knew a million guys like him in college, trust me. 287 00:09:27,531 --> 00:09:29,431 He's into all this now and then he'll see me 288 00:09:29,433 --> 00:09:31,399 eat a piece of ham off the ground and he'll move on. 289 00:09:31,401 --> 00:09:32,229 (elevator bell dings) 290 00:09:32,254 --> 00:09:34,202 Ooh, there's Josh. Just shut up about this. 291 00:09:34,204 --> 00:09:36,445 - Um, I think Rebecca and Paula... - Oh, hey. 292 00:09:36,470 --> 00:09:37,536 Hi. 293 00:09:37,561 --> 00:09:39,060 Yeah, they're, they're... 294 00:09:42,746 --> 00:09:43,912 Yep. 295 00:09:43,914 --> 00:09:45,747 This is so exciting. 296 00:09:45,749 --> 00:09:47,515 I've always wanted to work here. 297 00:09:47,517 --> 00:09:49,150 This place is so weird. 298 00:09:49,152 --> 00:09:50,618 A sports bar, 299 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:51,753 but with kids running around, 300 00:09:51,755 --> 00:09:53,054 where the moms look like hookers 301 00:09:53,056 --> 00:09:54,355 and the hookers look like moms. 302 00:09:54,357 --> 00:09:55,421 I love it. 303 00:09:55,859 --> 00:09:58,242 Are you sure it's a good idea to recommend me, though? 304 00:09:58,266 --> 00:10:00,779 I've quit like almost every place in town. 305 00:10:00,804 --> 00:10:02,908 You just haven't had the right coworker, yet. 306 00:10:02,933 --> 00:10:05,834 Are you sure you want your GF around 24/7? 307 00:10:06,742 --> 00:10:08,557 What? Yes, of course. 308 00:10:08,582 --> 00:10:09,601 Why wouldn't I? 309 00:10:10,312 --> 00:10:12,824 You have my undivided attention here, 310 00:10:12,919 --> 00:10:15,620 and in my heart... and soul. 311 00:10:15,677 --> 00:10:16,804 What? 312 00:10:18,727 --> 00:10:20,460 Thank you very much. 313 00:10:20,884 --> 00:10:22,162 I've got Irwindale. 314 00:10:22,187 --> 00:10:23,885 I got Citrus. 315 00:10:23,887 --> 00:10:25,553 I got La Puente. 316 00:10:25,555 --> 00:10:27,722 And I got donuts. 317 00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:29,257 - (excited chattering) - Yeah, I was hungry. 318 00:10:29,259 --> 00:10:31,793 Uh, Rebecca, there's some people here to see you. 319 00:10:31,795 --> 00:10:33,094 George, what did I say about interrupting us 320 00:10:33,096 --> 00:10:34,329 while we're doing work? 321 00:10:34,331 --> 00:10:37,132 Right, but they said they're from Greater City Water, 322 00:10:37,134 --> 00:10:38,500 and it's urgent. 323 00:10:38,502 --> 00:10:39,768 Oh. 324 00:10:40,504 --> 00:10:42,170 They must have heard 325 00:10:42,172 --> 00:10:43,538 about all the calls we're making 326 00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:45,617 and the motions we're filing, 327 00:10:45,642 --> 00:10:49,296 and that water company's confidence has evaporated. 328 00:10:50,990 --> 00:10:52,523 Evaporated. 329 00:10:52,783 --> 00:10:54,857 (sighs) Anyway, it's good news. It's great. 330 00:10:54,882 --> 00:10:55,784 Oh. Oh! Oh. 331 00:10:55,786 --> 00:10:56,985 - I thought you meant literally. - Cool. 332 00:10:56,987 --> 00:10:59,420 Wow, and we didn't even have to go to court. 333 00:10:59,422 --> 00:11:00,640 You're so cool. 334 00:11:01,070 --> 00:11:02,357 I'm cool? 335 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:03,725 Thank you. 336 00:11:04,171 --> 00:11:05,226 Rebecca, 337 00:11:05,228 --> 00:11:06,861 before you say "no", like you did to the 338 00:11:06,863 --> 00:11:08,196 - landlord, - Yeah? 339 00:11:08,198 --> 00:11:09,964 You know, that settlement offer from last week, 340 00:11:09,966 --> 00:11:12,901 let's hear their offer first, okay? 341 00:11:12,903 --> 00:11:14,936 Darryl, trust me, they're scared. 342 00:11:14,938 --> 00:11:16,738 They're only here to fork over the cashola. 343 00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:17,772 I've seen this a thousand times. 344 00:11:17,774 --> 00:11:18,840 I hope so. 345 00:11:18,842 --> 00:11:19,808 Come on, guys, let's go 346 00:11:19,810 --> 00:11:21,910 - fleece these losers. - Ha-ha. 347 00:11:21,912 --> 00:11:23,878 Yeah, sure. I love a good fleecing. 348 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,079 Oh, my God. 349 00:11:25,081 --> 00:11:26,214 What? 350 00:11:26,216 --> 00:11:28,082 They brought in my old firm from New York. 351 00:11:28,084 --> 00:11:29,350 Josh: Are they good? 352 00:11:29,352 --> 00:11:30,518 Yeah, they're like 353 00:11:30,613 --> 00:11:34,897 Taylor Swift, Elon Musk and Shonda Rhimes combined. 354 00:11:37,928 --> 00:11:40,179 (whispering): Oh, no, they brought her. 355 00:11:40,307 --> 00:11:42,374 Josh: Who is that? 356 00:11:42,399 --> 00:11:43,898 She looks like you used to. 357 00:11:46,491 --> 00:11:48,958 That is Audra Levine. 358 00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:50,538 (echoing) Audra... Audra Levine. 359 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,006 Au-Au-Audra Levine. 360 00:11:52,008 --> 00:11:55,977 She has the life you could've had, almost had, 361 00:11:55,979 --> 00:11:59,981 but ruined with all your ridiculous choices. 362 00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:02,483 Oh, no. 363 00:12:11,883 --> 00:12:13,421 - Levine. - Bunch. 364 00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:14,734 You look well. 365 00:12:14,759 --> 00:12:16,191 You look like a farmer. 366 00:12:16,216 --> 00:12:18,150 Well, now I regret saying you look well. 367 00:12:18,175 --> 00:12:19,507 It's been a long time. 368 00:12:19,618 --> 00:12:21,483 Audra, just give it up already. 369 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,607 It's not important. 370 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:23,975 Tell me what you got on the test. 371 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,577 - It's none of your business. - Give it to me. 372 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:26,744 Stop. 373 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,453 You got a 97? 374 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,570 No one else got higher than a 90. 375 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,684 My mother says you cheat 376 00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,185 and that's how you get better grades than me. 377 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,887 No, I don't cheat. 378 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,288 That's ridiculous. 379 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,289 You're ridiculous. 380 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,937 Why are you always bothering me? 381 00:12:39,962 --> 00:12:42,126 I mean, we're both losers who have no friends, 382 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,095 so shouldn't we, you know, 383 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,396 team up or something? 384 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,578 Never. 385 00:12:46,603 --> 00:12:48,610 I want to be the best and you're in my way. 386 00:12:48,775 --> 00:12:51,109 Sorry, not sorry. 387 00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:52,899 Loser. 388 00:12:54,062 --> 00:12:55,106 So, 389 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,608 what are you 390 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:59,577 and your team doing slumming it out here? 391 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,045 Well, Greater City Water has deep pockets 392 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,547 and wanted the best, 393 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:05,483 which you used to be, and now you're here. 394 00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:07,652 Slumming it is right. 395 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,853 This firm is a dump. 396 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:09,988 This town is a dump. 397 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,089 It is not. 398 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,357 Honestly, it's not so great. 399 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,671 Bunch, I'm here to give you an out. 400 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:17,695 We are here with a settlement offer. 401 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,230 Great, we'd love to hear it. 402 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,531 Rebecca, don't say anything. 403 00:13:22,698 --> 00:13:24,358 Our offer is... 404 00:13:25,226 --> 00:13:26,704 ... no settlement. 405 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,678 What? Wait a minute. 406 00:13:28,703 --> 00:13:30,008 So when you said 407 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,709 there was a settlement offer, there is no of... 408 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,378 Wh... That was just a dirty trick? 409 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,479 Oh, you're good. 410 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,480 Well, frankly, 411 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,048 you have no case, and no shot, 412 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,217 and no idea how to blend your foundation at your jawline, 413 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,952 so you need to back off, 414 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,720 withdraw the case, and save yourself 415 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,851 the embarrassment of everyone knowing that you're a loser. 416 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,226 Okay, let's tone it down. 417 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,594 No. 418 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,167 This is real deep beef from way back in the past 419 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,336 Deeper than I'll put a foot up in the crack of your ass 420 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,537 Come on, let's do this 421 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,439 Your little pals can witness how vicious 422 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,007 This Westchester alpha bitch is 423 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,509 I'm straight up malicious 424 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,810 A verbal curb stomper 425 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,712 Since we were toddlers, I've studied every 426 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,213 Chink in your armor 427 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,415 And between your folks' divorce, and that 428 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,350 Haircut on you, I'm really not sure 429 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,085 Which one's the bigger shondeh 430 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,453 That means "disgrace" 431 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,721 I'm translating for the goys 432 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:19,157 Our life lines have been parallel like corduroys 433 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,092 But now, we'll see whose bars will prevail 434 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,694 In this beef of two hard-as-nails 435 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,295 Shebrews from Scarsdale 436 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,964 We've got a conflict of interest 437 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,099 I'm about to give Levine the business 438 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,367 Spittin' venomous hate 439 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,868 Penetrating her defenses 440 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,103 It's a JAP battle 441 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:32,971 A what? 442 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,839 A Jewish American Princess 443 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,107 Rap battle 444 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,542 Daughters of privilege 445 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,443 Spittin' mad flow 446 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,011 Find that term offensive? 447 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,213 Too bad, yo, oh, snap 448 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,748 It's a JAP battle rap 449 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,317 Look, academically, you could never catch me 450 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,920 You were close, but no match scholastically 451 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,154 Nohow, no way 452 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:54,092 I put the "O.G." in "5.0 G.P.A." 453 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,827 Well, speaking of which, are you A.P. graded? 454 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:58,596 'Cause these days you look a bit heavily weighted 455 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,098 And all your book crackin' 456 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,766 Don't make up for the fact that I'm strapped 457 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,668 With that killer instinct that you lack 458 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,269 Sweetheart, here's what 459 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,171 You're not understanding, I'm street-smart 460 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,873 You mean, 'cause you minored in Urban Planning? 461 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,174 Bitch, I know you 462 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,342 That tough act's a bluff 463 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,811 So sheket bevaka shut the hell up 464 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:16,547 Your temper, you lost it, oh, cute 465 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,349 Like you're going to lose this lawsuit 466 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:21,119 Keeping your piehole shut would be quite wise 467 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:24,088 Though you kept it open wide for the AEPI guys 468 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,157 And I banged your hedge fund manager fianc? 469 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,226 Back in college over winter holidays 470 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,561 Bathroom stall at the matzo ball and honestly 471 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:31,596 I gotta say 472 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,830 Really not hot at all 473 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,065 Finished quick, rotten lay 474 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,067 This is... A JAP battle 475 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,402 Bane of my existence 476 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,469 Your rhymes are facile 477 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,871 From Golden's Bridge 478 00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:40,905 To North Castle 479 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:41,873 Wipe you off the map 480 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,307 In this JAP battle rap 481 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:44,842 Bunch, you're a curse, you're a blight 482 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,344 We were frenemies at first spite 483 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,545 Think your verse is tight? 484 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:48,713 Then you're tripping like birthright 485 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,314 I'll wipe the mirth right off 486 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,550 Your ugly mug and fill you full of slugs 487 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,018 Like a straight up thug 488 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,287 Uh, that word is racist, someone ought to tell you 489 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,990 Like me, I belong to the ACLU 490 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,426 Spare me, I'm a card-carrying member 491 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,828 Plus, I spent a semester in Kenya, remember? 492 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,063 Well, I volunteered in Ghana 493 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,330 Well, I guess that makes us equal 494 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,398 Well, it's settled then 495 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,900 We're both cool with black people 496 00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:09,734 'Cause we're liberals 497 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,436 Duh, progressive as hell 498 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,871 Though, of course, I support Israel 499 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,040 Audra, wait we share so many traits 500 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,108 Should we shake hands 501 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,676 And erase the hate 502 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,378 Created by our mothers pitting 503 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,579 Us against each other for 504 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:22,680 Accolades and grades 505 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,682 We were egged on like Seder plates 506 00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:25,950 Nah. 507 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,218 In summation 508 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,319 You left New York 509 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,821 For this sunburnt shtetl 510 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,756 Now you're like "Oh, Audra, let's settle" 511 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,258 You want to get salty like the Dead Sea? 512 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,793 Word, but call off this suit 513 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,128 Or you're dead, see, word. 514 00:16:39,825 --> 00:16:41,190 Hmm. 515 00:16:44,165 --> 00:16:46,131 Don't smirk at me, Connors. 516 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,440 (elevator bell dings) 517 00:16:49,745 --> 00:16:51,753 She's a very angry young lady. 518 00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,807 And so scary. 519 00:16:54,176 --> 00:16:56,096 Are you sure you can beat her? 520 00:16:57,263 --> 00:16:59,296 Of course I can. 521 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,719 Now let's get back to compiling evidence 522 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,421 and building the strongest case we can. 523 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,388 There you go. 524 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,490 - Great. - All right. 525 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,991 Go team. 526 00:17:10,307 --> 00:17:11,534 I scared. 527 00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:14,499 - Kevin: Greg. - Greg: Hey. 528 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,134 Is this the girl, Heather, you were telling me about? 529 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,034 This is her. 530 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,402 Greg says you want to work here. 531 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:21,239 Wow, you are really beautiful, 532 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,406 and you seem super cool. 533 00:17:22,925 --> 00:17:23,931 Uh, thanks. 534 00:17:23,956 --> 00:17:24,809 Kevin can be 535 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,544 aggressively nice, you're not going to like it. 536 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,979 So tell me why you want to work here. 537 00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:30,915 Well, Greg and I thought it'd be fun to hang out 538 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,016 and spend time together 539 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,251 and maybe hook up in the stockroom 540 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,418 in our spare time. 541 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,287 (laughs) We... we didn't say that. 542 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,455 Yeah, we did. 543 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,756 I like her honesty. 544 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,057 It's terrific. 545 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,859 And you can bang it out in the stockroom 546 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:42,927 whenever you want. 547 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,328 Okay, that's not hot any more. 548 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:45,496 You're hired. 549 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,931 Here's your apron, my lady. 550 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,033 You got a great girl here, Serrano. 551 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,401 - Shall we hug? - Nah... 552 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,869 I got two arms, no waiting. 553 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,905 - No, I don't really like strangers... - No waiting. 554 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:54,831 ... touching me. 555 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,389 (door closes) 556 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,647 Oh, you. 557 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,682 What, you forgot I was here? 558 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,250 Yeah, kind of, I had a long day. 559 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,776 Oh, I'm sorry about that. 560 00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:09,167 (sighs heavily) 561 00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:12,290 Dude, can you please leave? 562 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,792 But I made homemade tagliatelle. 563 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,861 - From scratch? - Mm-hmm. 564 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,130 Okay. 565 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,598 - Leave after dinner. - Okay. 566 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,567 - And after you do the dishes. - Sure. 567 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,701 And after you clean the counter. 568 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,037 I don't want like raw eggs everywhere. 569 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:26,979 I'll do that. 570 00:18:27,004 --> 00:18:27,925 Okay. 571 00:18:28,078 --> 00:18:30,545 Oh, no, this is so weird, I don't know you. 572 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,944 Does anyone really know anyone? 573 00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:35,880 Yeah, lots of people know lots of people. 574 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,082 I think you should check your facts on that. 575 00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:41,393 Look, I know that I'm blackmailing you a little, 576 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,375 and I've been told that that's not an appropriate 577 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,599 way to meet people. 578 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,807 No? 579 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,825 Fine, fine. Okay. 580 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,627 But I also really like you. 581 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,796 And you look like you've had a hard day, 582 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,497 and you just need someone to take care of you. 583 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:55,057 So come on. 584 00:18:55,596 --> 00:18:57,143 Tell me about your day. 585 00:18:57,168 --> 00:18:58,901 No. 586 00:18:58,926 --> 00:19:00,096 Okay. 587 00:19:01,323 --> 00:19:05,243 Oh, so there's this bitch I grew up with named Audra. 588 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,144 Oh, that's so good. 589 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,181 God, it you'd seen the look in Audra's eyes, Trent, 590 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,716 I mean, she hates me. 591 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,017 She really hates me. 592 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,352 I mean, it's because I'm smarter than her. 593 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,987 She's so insecure, I mean, 594 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,255 she went to Cornell, which as you know, 595 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,389 is like the community college 596 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,591 - of Ivy League schools. - (both laughing) 597 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,993 Why even go to college? 598 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,628 Like join the Navy. 599 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,962 Mmm, this is so good. 600 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,364 - Thank you. - Anyway, 601 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,132 she's always hated me, she'll do anything to beat me, 602 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,834 and now she has all the resources 603 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,156 of a powerful law firm behind her. 604 00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:33,537 I feel so bad 605 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,753 because I promised all these people that I'd help them, 606 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:39,644 and I-I didn't know they'd bring in, like, the big guns. 607 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,911 I also feel bad 608 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,313 because I'm working with Josh, 609 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,648 you know, the guy that 610 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,749 you lied to. Oh. 611 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,051 Yeah, that Josh, and I'm just, 612 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,386 I'm terrified if I fail 613 00:19:48,675 --> 00:19:51,120 that he will lose all respect for me. 614 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,692 Hey, look, no matter what, I believe in you, 615 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,893 and that's what matters, right? 616 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,472 No. 617 00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:02,033 Okay, uh, honey, you have Bert, your water expert, right? 618 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,669 And you have all his research, which you verified. 619 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,837 You have plaintiffs from all over the Valley. 620 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,464 You're case is rock solid. 621 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:13,244 I just wish I had that one piece of irrefutable evidence. 622 00:20:15,018 --> 00:20:16,247 You'll find it. 623 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,783 Thanks for listening. 624 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:19,984 Yeah. 625 00:20:20,409 --> 00:20:22,586 Okay, you can sleep at the foot of my bed tonight. 626 00:20:22,901 --> 00:20:24,300 - Really? - Yeah. 627 00:20:24,325 --> 00:20:25,357 Like a dog? 628 00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:27,550 Yes, Trent, like a dog. 629 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,869 Okay. 630 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,643 Ugh, please don't look that excited. 631 00:20:33,893 --> 00:20:35,266 It's just how I look. 632 00:20:35,761 --> 00:20:37,802 PAULA: You let him sleep on your floor? 633 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,603 Uh, it's fine, he didn't touch me. 634 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:40,671 And also, it wasn't weird. 635 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:41,849 I wore my bathing suit. 636 00:20:42,378 --> 00:20:45,009 Please forget Trent. Where are the plaintiffs? 637 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,277 We confirmed 50 people. 638 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:49,180 Traffic wasn't this bad coming in from the east. 639 00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:50,815 You don't think I should've specified 640 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,917 that it's a legal court, not a food court, do you? 641 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,118 Maybe they got scared. 642 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,186 Yeah, taking on 643 00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:57,121 a big corporation in a big city is scary. 644 00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,756 Maybe they feel like they don't deserve to be heard. 645 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,091 You spend your whole life bottling away 646 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,625 what you need to let out. 647 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,737 Like a dormant volcano just waiting to erupt. 648 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,463 What is up with you lately? 649 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,430 Darryl: I don't know. 650 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,765 Oh, look, Josh. Hi, Josh. 651 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,500 Oh, there's Josh, he's going to think 652 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,135 I'm such a loser. 653 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:12,436 Hey, Josh, hi. 654 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:16,307 Hi. Wow, where is everyone? 655 00:21:20,147 --> 00:21:21,997 Wow, where is everyone? 656 00:21:22,022 --> 00:21:23,684 I was just in the snack-bar, there's no one in there. 657 00:21:23,709 --> 00:21:26,575 But don't worry, I got Skittles, 658 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,301 so I wouldn't get chocolate on my new suit. 659 00:21:29,303 --> 00:21:30,602 Isn't it great? 660 00:21:30,604 --> 00:21:32,838 It was expensive, so I put it on my credit card, 661 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,040 'cause... I know we're going to win. 662 00:21:35,951 --> 00:21:37,676 Yes, that is right, 663 00:21:37,678 --> 00:21:39,711 we are going to win this, big man. 664 00:21:39,713 --> 00:21:41,498 - Yeah. - Hey, guys. 665 00:21:41,523 --> 00:21:42,789 Oh, a person. 666 00:21:42,814 --> 00:21:44,881 Ugh, God, it's just White Josh and his eight-pack. 667 00:21:44,952 --> 00:21:46,518 Darryl: What are you doing here? 668 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,086 Uh, I came for moral support. 669 00:21:48,088 --> 00:21:49,054 Oh, for Josh. 670 00:21:49,056 --> 00:21:50,088 No, dude. 671 00:21:50,090 --> 00:21:51,323 Came to support you. 672 00:21:52,522 --> 00:21:54,436 As friends, don't worry. 673 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,162 I'm not going to grab your junk in public or anything. 674 00:21:57,164 --> 00:21:58,263 Don't do that. 675 00:21:58,265 --> 00:21:59,464 - J.K., dude. - J.K.? 676 00:21:59,466 --> 00:22:00,566 J.K. Rowling? 677 00:22:00,568 --> 00:22:01,800 J.K., just kidding. Stands for just kidding. 678 00:22:01,802 --> 00:22:03,067 - Oh, just kidding. - Josh: WiJo. 679 00:22:03,092 --> 00:22:04,236 - Oh. - Oh, hey, buddy. 680 00:22:04,238 --> 00:22:05,804 Hey. 681 00:22:05,806 --> 00:22:06,872 This is a disaster. 682 00:22:06,874 --> 00:22:08,073 No one showed. 683 00:22:08,075 --> 00:22:09,811 Josh is going to lose all respect for me. 684 00:22:10,144 --> 00:22:12,344 (exhales) Okay. 685 00:22:12,678 --> 00:22:14,428 All right, I'm just going to ovary-up, 686 00:22:14,748 --> 00:22:17,082 and I'm going tell Josh that 687 00:22:17,084 --> 00:22:18,748 this didn't work out, and... 688 00:22:18,773 --> 00:22:20,406 And Monrovia is here. 689 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,308 El Monte is here. 690 00:22:25,276 --> 00:22:27,309 South El Monte is here. 691 00:22:27,405 --> 00:22:29,706 North El Monte is here. 692 00:22:29,864 --> 00:22:31,530 Josh... 693 00:22:31,532 --> 00:22:33,966 all the El Montes are here. 694 00:22:33,968 --> 00:22:35,100 Sorry we were late. 695 00:22:35,102 --> 00:22:36,735 There was traffic on the 10. 696 00:22:36,737 --> 00:22:39,936 Anyway, we are here to stand up for our rights. 697 00:22:39,961 --> 00:22:43,342 We deserve hot water and decent water pressure. 698 00:22:43,344 --> 00:22:45,061 And we deserve clean dishes. 699 00:22:47,014 --> 00:22:49,248 Can you hear a trickling sound? 700 00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:52,484 That's the leaky sink of change 701 00:22:52,486 --> 00:22:55,287 It's a drip, drip, drip 702 00:22:55,289 --> 00:22:58,790 That no handyman can fix 703 00:22:58,792 --> 00:23:01,093 For we shall not be ignored 704 00:23:01,095 --> 00:23:03,762 Till our honor is restored 705 00:23:03,764 --> 00:23:07,065 And your basement is flooded 706 00:23:07,067 --> 00:23:10,302 With justice 707 00:23:10,304 --> 00:23:12,638 Soon the raging waters 708 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,173 Will crash upon the shore 709 00:23:15,175 --> 00:23:18,410 When we sing of raging waters 710 00:23:18,412 --> 00:23:20,779 It's not just a metaphor 711 00:23:20,781 --> 00:23:22,648 What we mean is 712 00:23:22,650 --> 00:23:24,249 It's also 713 00:23:24,251 --> 00:23:26,585 A water park in San Dimas 714 00:23:26,587 --> 00:23:28,787 But that's an aside 715 00:23:28,789 --> 00:23:31,857 It's not what we're marching for 716 00:23:31,859 --> 00:23:34,893 Can you hear a trickling sound? 717 00:23:34,895 --> 00:23:37,629 That's the faulty faucets of truth 718 00:23:37,631 --> 00:23:40,393 It's a drip, drip, drip 719 00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:42,167 That will make you go 720 00:23:42,169 --> 00:23:43,869 What is that? 721 00:23:43,871 --> 00:23:47,205 We shall not be denied 722 00:23:47,207 --> 00:23:48,874 Till we restore our pride 723 00:23:48,876 --> 00:23:51,009 And then we'll all go 724 00:23:51,011 --> 00:23:55,380 To Raging Waters 725 00:23:55,382 --> 00:23:58,250 And we'll ride Dr. Von Dark's Tunnel Of Terror! 726 00:23:58,252 --> 00:23:59,785 Good idea, Baldwin Park. 727 00:23:59,787 --> 00:24:01,320 Yeah! 728 00:24:01,322 --> 00:24:02,521 For we have had enough 729 00:24:02,523 --> 00:24:06,491 Of Hollywood stealing our water 730 00:24:06,493 --> 00:24:09,094 They're probably using it 731 00:24:09,096 --> 00:24:11,897 To make party drugs and Oscars 732 00:24:11,899 --> 00:24:15,133 Our precious water shouldn't be 733 00:24:15,135 --> 00:24:16,969 Funneled to celebrities 734 00:24:16,971 --> 00:24:23,241 No more water for BJ Novak's ecstasy factory 735 00:24:25,312 --> 00:24:26,345 What? 736 00:24:26,347 --> 00:24:28,380 Can you hear a trickling sound? 737 00:24:28,382 --> 00:24:32,017 That's the janky shower of glory 738 00:24:32,019 --> 00:24:34,052 A drip, drip, drip 739 00:24:34,054 --> 00:24:36,221 That will keep you up 740 00:24:36,223 --> 00:24:37,923 All night, and then 741 00:24:37,925 --> 00:24:40,692 You'll be late for work 742 00:24:40,694 --> 00:24:43,662 And you won't be able to focus 743 00:24:43,664 --> 00:24:48,567 And you'll come home to a basement 744 00:24:48,569 --> 00:24:50,702 That's been flooded 745 00:24:50,704 --> 00:24:54,740 Flooded with justice... ! 746 00:25:02,850 --> 00:25:04,349 You ready? 747 00:25:09,322 --> 00:25:12,691 Well, back to the ol' ecstasy factory. 748 00:25:12,693 --> 00:25:14,192 Excuse me. 749 00:25:18,588 --> 00:25:20,655 (TV changing channels) 750 00:25:20,657 --> 00:25:21,989 What are you looking for? 751 00:25:21,991 --> 00:25:23,257 Uh, oh, wait, 752 00:25:23,259 --> 00:25:24,959 I found it. 753 00:25:24,961 --> 00:25:26,560 It's that water trial that Rebecca's doing. 754 00:25:26,562 --> 00:25:28,229 It's on local cable access. 755 00:25:28,231 --> 00:25:29,330 I think it already started. 756 00:25:29,332 --> 00:25:30,665 Rebecca: Your Honor, 757 00:25:30,667 --> 00:25:33,167 we are all here today, 758 00:25:33,169 --> 00:25:36,303 to try and redress an egregious injustice. 759 00:25:36,305 --> 00:25:37,371 Kevin: Here you go. 760 00:25:37,373 --> 00:25:39,340 - Bingo - Hey, look at that! 761 00:25:39,342 --> 00:25:41,242 It's Rebecca on the TV. 762 00:25:41,267 --> 00:25:42,266 She's one of our regulars. 763 00:25:42,268 --> 00:25:44,068 The one that orders those 764 00:25:44,070 --> 00:25:45,937 custom cheeseburger pizzas. 765 00:25:45,939 --> 00:25:47,805 Look, everyone, look! 766 00:25:47,807 --> 00:25:51,008 It is classic case of the common man being exploited 767 00:25:51,010 --> 00:25:52,697 by corporate interests. 768 00:25:53,046 --> 00:25:54,645 And I will prove today... 769 00:25:54,647 --> 00:25:57,884 Man, she looks hot in her little legal outfit, right? 770 00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,598 I'd pound that gavel. 771 00:25:59,623 --> 00:26:01,923 Guys, nobody wants to watch this silly trial. 772 00:26:01,948 --> 00:26:03,081 What are you... 773 00:26:03,106 --> 00:26:04,238 - Hey! - (all grumbling) 774 00:26:04,390 --> 00:26:06,057 Yes, they do. 775 00:26:06,059 --> 00:26:07,736 Judge: You may call your first witness. 776 00:26:07,761 --> 00:26:10,282 Okay, it looks like we've missed opening arguments, 777 00:26:10,307 --> 00:26:13,675 but Rebecca's about to present her witnesses. 778 00:26:13,801 --> 00:26:15,867 I call to the stand, Joshua Chan. 779 00:26:15,892 --> 00:26:16,992 Kevin: That's Josh! 780 00:26:17,237 --> 00:26:19,370 (laughs) Hey, he's also one of our regulars. 781 00:26:19,372 --> 00:26:20,471 He drinks his beer 782 00:26:20,473 --> 00:26:21,739 right out of the bottle. 783 00:26:21,741 --> 00:26:23,140 - I love that guy. - Shh! 784 00:26:23,142 --> 00:26:25,843 I'm just trying to hear the testimony. 785 00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:27,579 (pounding loudly) 786 00:26:27,932 --> 00:26:29,498 Now, Josh, can you confirm HEATHER: What is your problem? 787 00:26:29,523 --> 00:26:30,789 That you were the first person 788 00:26:30,814 --> 00:26:33,448 to alert the council of this problem? 789 00:26:33,553 --> 00:26:36,120 Uh, yes, I can confirm that I was the one 790 00:26:36,145 --> 00:26:38,431 who alerted Ms. Bunch to the water situation. 791 00:26:39,847 --> 00:26:42,782 We noticed the hot water going out about a month ago. 792 00:26:42,807 --> 00:26:45,774 And I told my wife, "I hate you, what did you do to the water"? 793 00:26:46,298 --> 00:26:48,366 Then I realized it wasn't her fault. 794 00:26:48,368 --> 00:26:50,657 We just thought, "Hey, we're from Alhambra. 795 00:26:50,731 --> 00:26:53,933 Maybe we just don't deserve a fancy Los Angeles hot shower." 796 00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:56,423 Let me be the first person to tell you, you do. 797 00:26:56,575 --> 00:26:57,741 She's doing great. 798 00:26:57,766 --> 00:26:59,599 Greg, you see how great our girl is doing? 799 00:26:59,812 --> 00:27:01,245 Not my girl. 800 00:27:01,247 --> 00:27:02,713 Not interested. 801 00:27:03,712 --> 00:27:06,046 Next, I would like to call to the stand 802 00:27:06,071 --> 00:27:08,642 a former employee of Greater City Water, 803 00:27:08,667 --> 00:27:10,689 and a water technology expert... 804 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,266 That's me. 805 00:27:12,692 --> 00:27:14,325 Excuse me. 806 00:27:17,664 --> 00:27:19,997 Bert, thank you so much for being here today. 807 00:27:19,999 --> 00:27:21,098 My pleasure. 808 00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:23,234 Oh, and thank you for buying me this new suit. 809 00:27:23,236 --> 00:27:25,111 It feels so good against my bare skin. 810 00:27:25,408 --> 00:27:27,208 I don't believe in underwear. 811 00:27:29,290 --> 00:27:31,642 So those documents you have in your hand, 812 00:27:31,644 --> 00:27:32,790 tell me, what are those, Bert? 813 00:27:32,815 --> 00:27:35,148 That is research that I've been compiling for years. 814 00:27:35,173 --> 00:27:37,423 First, when I worked at Greater City Water, 815 00:27:37,483 --> 00:27:40,551 and then when I worked on a very extensive 816 00:27:40,553 --> 00:27:42,053 independent research project 817 00:27:42,055 --> 00:27:43,884 nobody asked for or wanted to read. 818 00:27:44,059 --> 00:27:46,126 That is, until you, Ms. Bunch. 819 00:27:47,311 --> 00:27:49,678 Your Honor, I present exhibits A through X. 820 00:27:50,485 --> 00:27:51,837 Careful with that. 821 00:27:54,994 --> 00:27:57,161 Judge: Your witness, Ms. Levine. 822 00:27:57,186 --> 00:27:58,385 Oh, my God, look, 823 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:00,510 the scary opposing lawyer's coming over now. 824 00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:02,707 (bar patrons booing) Boo! 825 00:28:02,709 --> 00:28:05,376 Scary lawyer lady, boo. 826 00:28:05,378 --> 00:28:06,525 You suck. 827 00:28:06,550 --> 00:28:08,117 I do not like the look of her. 828 00:28:08,142 --> 00:28:11,409 It looks like she orders everything on the side. 829 00:28:11,434 --> 00:28:12,267 Hello, Bert. 830 00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:13,624 Hello, Ms. Lawyer. 831 00:28:13,649 --> 00:28:14,949 What is your degree in? 832 00:28:14,974 --> 00:28:16,340 Advanced hydro-engineering. 833 00:28:16,365 --> 00:28:18,181 I have two Ph.D.s, as a matter of fact. 834 00:28:18,206 --> 00:28:20,658 Wow, impressive. 835 00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:23,056 Those are excellent credentials. 836 00:28:23,081 --> 00:28:24,001 Thank you. 837 00:28:24,026 --> 00:28:25,751 And how long did you work at Greater City Water? 838 00:28:25,776 --> 00:28:27,208 15 years. 839 00:28:27,233 --> 00:28:29,801 Great, and how long have you been a diagnosed schizophrenic? 840 00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:31,675 16 years. 841 00:28:32,372 --> 00:28:33,804 (gallery exclaiming) 842 00:28:36,701 --> 00:28:39,869 No further questions, Your Honor. 843 00:28:39,988 --> 00:28:41,187 Wait, what? 844 00:28:41,212 --> 00:28:42,411 Oh, no. 845 00:28:42,436 --> 00:28:43,636 Oh, man. 846 00:28:44,150 --> 00:28:46,117 Thought you weren't interested. 847 00:28:46,119 --> 00:28:47,900 I'm not. 848 00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:49,725 (gavel banging on TV) 849 00:28:49,922 --> 00:28:51,422 Rebecca: Your Honor, uh, 850 00:28:51,424 --> 00:28:52,723 may we take a brief recess? 851 00:28:52,725 --> 00:28:55,025 Yes, a-a recess so that I can go home. 852 00:28:55,027 --> 00:28:57,628 The court will sit in recess. (bangs gavel) 853 00:28:59,165 --> 00:29:00,798 He has a diagnosed of what... ? 854 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,712 (low, overlapping chatter) 855 00:29:02,737 --> 00:29:04,104 (sighs heavily) 856 00:29:04,404 --> 00:29:05,770 What am I going to do? 857 00:29:05,772 --> 00:29:07,037 She just knocked out Bert. 858 00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:08,539 I mean, we can't lose him, 859 00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:09,640 he's most of our case. 860 00:29:10,798 --> 00:29:12,676 No, Trent, uh-uh, uh-uh, not now. 861 00:29:12,678 --> 00:29:14,278 PAULA: Tucked in turtleneck. 862 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,579 That's not a look you see every day. 863 00:29:15,581 --> 00:29:17,081 Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt, babe, 864 00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:18,482 but I have something for you. 865 00:29:18,484 --> 00:29:20,151 That's really sweet, but I'm not hungry right now. 866 00:29:20,153 --> 00:29:21,352 No, I didn't cook today. 867 00:29:21,354 --> 00:29:23,921 Instead, I hacked into the Greater City Water server, 868 00:29:23,923 --> 00:29:26,090 and I got you these. 869 00:29:30,836 --> 00:29:32,587 These are e-mails. 870 00:29:34,197 --> 00:29:36,400 These are e-mails that... (laughs softly) 871 00:29:36,402 --> 00:29:38,436 that clearly expose a cover-up. 872 00:29:38,438 --> 00:29:39,603 Yeah. 873 00:29:39,605 --> 00:29:40,587 Oh... 874 00:29:40,788 --> 00:29:42,221 Oh, my God. 875 00:29:42,246 --> 00:29:43,378 This is great. 876 00:29:43,576 --> 00:29:45,676 This is great, we can win the case with these. 877 00:29:45,678 --> 00:29:46,977 Can I sleep in the bed now? 878 00:29:46,979 --> 00:29:47,978 No. 879 00:29:47,980 --> 00:29:50,114 Uh, just let me answer. 880 00:29:53,705 --> 00:29:56,672 I mean, these are amazing. 881 00:29:57,118 --> 00:29:59,509 We, we could win the case in a second. 882 00:29:59,511 --> 00:30:01,577 Trent, Trent, Trent. 883 00:30:01,993 --> 00:30:05,181 Oh, thank you so much, um, but now, please leave. 884 00:30:05,183 --> 00:30:06,983 Okay. Good luck. 885 00:30:06,985 --> 00:30:08,584 Yeah, okay. 886 00:30:09,487 --> 00:30:11,087 He looks like a Kennedy, 887 00:30:11,089 --> 00:30:12,522 but a sober one. 888 00:30:12,524 --> 00:30:13,956 Yeah, I figured it out. 889 00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:15,358 It's like if two Kennedy cousins mated. 890 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,193 (gasps) Totally. Yeah. 891 00:30:17,195 --> 00:30:19,495 Okay, listen, I want you to win this case 892 00:30:19,497 --> 00:30:21,097 more than anyone, 893 00:30:21,099 --> 00:30:23,633 but if anybody finds out that this is stolen, 894 00:30:23,876 --> 00:30:26,068 you, you are in big trouble. 895 00:30:26,470 --> 00:30:28,837 I mean, who's going to tell them, Trent? 896 00:30:28,839 --> 00:30:31,159 He won't, especially if I let him sleep in the bed tonight. 897 00:30:32,443 --> 00:30:33,576 Paula, we need this to win. 898 00:30:33,578 --> 00:30:34,977 All those people are counting on us. 899 00:30:34,979 --> 00:30:36,211 Think about it, 900 00:30:36,213 --> 00:30:37,868 if Audra Levine had these, would she use it? 901 00:30:37,893 --> 00:30:41,295 Yes, because she is a monster. 902 00:30:43,487 --> 00:30:45,267 Judge: Be seated. 903 00:30:47,803 --> 00:30:49,402 Recess has ended. 904 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,760 Ms. Bunch, do you have any more evidence, 905 00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:53,298 or are you ready for your closing statement? 906 00:30:58,096 --> 00:30:59,295 Yes, Your Honor. 907 00:31:00,182 --> 00:31:01,782 I, um... 908 00:31:11,165 --> 00:31:14,670 I... would... 909 00:31:15,930 --> 00:31:17,306 I... 910 00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:21,259 Something's wrong. 911 00:31:21,945 --> 00:31:23,511 What's going on? 912 00:31:24,795 --> 00:31:26,517 I, um... 913 00:31:30,134 --> 00:31:31,967 Young Audra: Let's play slaps. 914 00:31:31,969 --> 00:31:33,569 Ha. 915 00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:35,837 When I grow up, 916 00:31:35,862 --> 00:31:38,048 I'm going to be the best at everything. 917 00:31:38,073 --> 00:31:39,239 Me, too. 918 00:31:39,510 --> 00:31:41,744 I'm going to get into all the best colleges. 919 00:31:41,746 --> 00:31:43,779 I'm going to get all the best jobs. 920 00:31:43,781 --> 00:31:45,414 - (groans) - I'm going to live in the best house, 921 00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:46,849 and the best second house. 922 00:31:46,851 --> 00:31:49,018 Well, I'm going to be the happiest. 923 00:31:49,020 --> 00:31:50,319 What? That's stupid. 924 00:31:50,321 --> 00:31:51,987 Who cares about being happy? 925 00:31:54,392 --> 00:31:55,891 Your Honor, what's going on? 926 00:31:55,893 --> 00:31:57,126 Is she having a stroke? 927 00:31:57,128 --> 00:31:58,360 Why is she staring at me? 928 00:31:58,362 --> 00:31:59,495 Ms. Bunch? 929 00:31:59,622 --> 00:32:00,906 Yes. 930 00:32:01,547 --> 00:32:02,845 Sorry. 931 00:32:05,938 --> 00:32:07,220 Your Honor, 932 00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:10,603 this case really comes down to a few simple facts, 933 00:32:11,314 --> 00:32:13,308 and one of the most important facts 934 00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:14,643 is that people who live 935 00:32:14,645 --> 00:32:16,837 not 45 minutes from here, 936 00:32:17,348 --> 00:32:19,962 two hours in rush hour, are being 937 00:32:19,987 --> 00:32:24,620 relentlessly exploited by a big fancy, greedy, 938 00:32:24,622 --> 00:32:26,121 Los Angeles corporation. 939 00:32:26,439 --> 00:32:28,991 Now, our documents prove that, 940 00:32:29,743 --> 00:32:31,326 and I hope you don't rule out Bert's evidence 941 00:32:31,328 --> 00:32:35,243 just because, you know, he's got a few issues. 942 00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:37,791 Don't we all? 943 00:32:38,884 --> 00:32:39,968 Yeah. 944 00:32:41,291 --> 00:32:42,884 You know... 945 00:32:44,175 --> 00:32:45,374 ... six months ago, 946 00:32:45,376 --> 00:32:47,165 I would have tried this case very differently... 947 00:32:48,305 --> 00:32:51,239 ... but now, I'm a resident of the San Gabriel Valley, 948 00:32:52,314 --> 00:32:55,194 and... all I can do 949 00:32:55,697 --> 00:32:58,120 is hold myself to the same standard 950 00:32:58,122 --> 00:33:00,956 of integrity and honesty of the people I represent. 951 00:33:02,259 --> 00:33:03,142 Your Honor, 952 00:33:03,909 --> 00:33:07,110 this is a community of decent, hardworking people, 953 00:33:07,135 --> 00:33:09,502 and they deserve a voice just as much as anyone else. 954 00:33:10,902 --> 00:33:13,736 So no matter what happens today, win or lose, 955 00:33:14,762 --> 00:33:16,267 I'm going to continue to fight for them 956 00:33:16,292 --> 00:33:17,492 until they receive justice. 957 00:33:20,962 --> 00:33:22,228 That's all I got. 958 00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:26,782 (mouthing) 959 00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:29,142 Did you see that? 960 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:30,650 She's crazy. 961 00:33:30,905 --> 00:33:33,672 Who goes into a courtroom and says all of that? 962 00:33:33,697 --> 00:33:35,468 She's... she's... 963 00:33:35,493 --> 00:33:38,642 Oh, my God, I know what's happening. 964 00:33:39,002 --> 00:33:40,657 - What? - Look, 965 00:33:40,682 --> 00:33:42,814 I've seen a lot of Hallmark movies 966 00:33:42,839 --> 00:33:45,006 and the look on people's faces 967 00:33:45,031 --> 00:33:47,392 before they run and confess their feelings, 968 00:33:47,938 --> 00:33:49,938 that's... your face. 969 00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:51,517 No, no, no. 970 00:33:51,542 --> 00:33:53,142 I used to like her, but... 971 00:33:53,144 --> 00:33:55,811 But... you still do, 972 00:33:55,836 --> 00:33:58,345 and I don't want to be your backup plan. 973 00:33:58,716 --> 00:34:00,149 At are you saying? 974 00:34:00,151 --> 00:34:01,383 I'm saying... 975 00:34:01,385 --> 00:34:04,453 Don't settle for me 976 00:34:04,455 --> 00:34:06,088 - What? - Come on, dude 977 00:34:06,090 --> 00:34:08,223 Don't settle for me 978 00:34:08,225 --> 00:34:09,825 Trust me 979 00:34:09,827 --> 00:34:11,460 I know guys 980 00:34:11,462 --> 00:34:13,562 And that look in your eyes 981 00:34:13,564 --> 00:34:15,931 Means you're in love 982 00:34:15,933 --> 00:34:17,366 Love? 983 00:34:17,368 --> 00:34:19,101 Who are you all of a sudden? 984 00:34:19,103 --> 00:34:22,111 Shut up and listen to my wise reprise. 985 00:34:22,837 --> 00:34:24,873 We've had some fun together 986 00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:27,242 Hold on a second, Heather 987 00:34:27,244 --> 00:34:31,180 But I need, like, so much more 988 00:34:32,163 --> 00:34:34,564 I'm way too badass 989 00:34:34,589 --> 00:34:37,712 To be someone you settle for 990 00:34:38,384 --> 00:34:40,851 Go see her, okay? 991 00:34:45,296 --> 00:34:46,995 (sighs) 992 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:52,319 Judge: Be seated. 993 00:34:52,321 --> 00:34:54,423 (gavel bangs) Recess has ended. 994 00:34:54,448 --> 00:34:56,314 We are back in session. 995 00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:58,360 Ms. Bunch. 996 00:34:59,261 --> 00:35:00,995 I would like to begin by saying, 997 00:35:01,454 --> 00:35:04,465 I truly admire your dedication to your clients, 998 00:35:04,928 --> 00:35:07,782 and the amount of passion that you have for this case. 999 00:35:10,906 --> 00:35:13,207 But I am afraid that Ms. Levine and her colleagues 1000 00:35:13,209 --> 00:35:15,709 have raised sufficient doubts about your evidence, 1001 00:35:15,711 --> 00:35:16,884 and therefore, 1002 00:35:17,079 --> 00:35:18,912 I must find in favor of the defendants, 1003 00:35:18,914 --> 00:35:21,048 - Greater City Water. - (gallery exclaiming) 1004 00:35:21,050 --> 00:35:22,683 Thank you, this court is adjourned. 1005 00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:24,518 (gavel bangs) 1006 00:35:24,779 --> 00:35:26,337 AUDRA: Yes! 1007 00:35:28,257 --> 00:35:31,025 - (clears throat) Excellent. - (laughs) 1008 00:35:41,454 --> 00:35:42,853 Hi, everyone. 1009 00:35:43,939 --> 00:35:45,172 Um, 1010 00:35:45,174 --> 00:35:46,907 everyone, I, uh... 1011 00:35:48,027 --> 00:35:49,875 I'm sorry. 1012 00:35:51,187 --> 00:35:52,618 I'm really sorry. 1013 00:35:59,427 --> 00:36:03,001 (rhythmic clapping) 1014 00:36:08,497 --> 00:36:11,565 We have heard the trickling sound 1015 00:36:11,567 --> 00:36:13,667 It's the faulty faucet of truth 1016 00:36:13,669 --> 00:36:17,304 It's a drip, drip, drip 1017 00:36:17,306 --> 00:36:20,407 That fills us all with pride 1018 00:36:20,409 --> 00:36:22,576 Slow clap, slow clap 1019 00:36:22,578 --> 00:36:24,678 Yes, we never saw the lies 1020 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,913 Slow clap, slow clap 1021 00:36:25,915 --> 00:36:28,782 Until you opened our eyes 1022 00:36:28,784 --> 00:36:30,084 Now let's 1023 00:36:30,086 --> 00:36:31,752 All 1024 00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:33,153 Go to 1025 00:36:33,155 --> 00:36:39,026 Raging Waters... 1026 00:36:48,212 --> 00:36:49,603 I don't understand. 1027 00:36:49,605 --> 00:36:50,671 They're not mad at me? 1028 00:36:50,673 --> 00:36:51,872 PAULA: Mad at you? 1029 00:36:51,874 --> 00:36:52,906 You stood up to the bully. 1030 00:36:52,908 --> 00:36:54,689 You gave them a voice. 1031 00:36:55,277 --> 00:36:56,877 (chuckles) 1032 00:36:56,879 --> 00:36:58,790 I am so proud of you. 1033 00:37:00,926 --> 00:37:02,993 Um, I'm just going to pack up. 1034 00:37:03,018 --> 00:37:04,251 I'll meet you outside, okay? 1035 00:37:06,055 --> 00:37:08,422 Well, it was a thrill going up against you. 1036 00:37:09,532 --> 00:37:11,024 Thank you, Audra. 1037 00:37:11,275 --> 00:37:14,061 Especially, because now, I think we can agree, 1038 00:37:14,063 --> 00:37:16,296 that I've just won, in general. 1039 00:37:16,298 --> 00:37:19,633 Yes, yes, you have. 1040 00:37:20,251 --> 00:37:21,869 But here's the thing. 1041 00:37:22,939 --> 00:37:25,272 You beat someone who doesn't exist any more. 1042 00:37:25,274 --> 00:37:26,775 Yeah, I don't care. A win's a win. 1043 00:37:27,276 --> 00:37:28,532 Hey, Audra. 1044 00:37:29,411 --> 00:37:31,578 Take care of yourself, okay? 1045 00:37:32,448 --> 00:37:34,767 I know how hard your life can be. 1046 00:37:36,352 --> 00:37:38,298 Don't forget to be happy, 1047 00:37:39,197 --> 00:37:41,688 'cause... that's really important. 1048 00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:43,259 I am happy. 1049 00:37:43,859 --> 00:37:45,572 I'm so happy. 1050 00:37:46,262 --> 00:37:47,895 This is what happy feels like. 1051 00:37:48,142 --> 00:37:49,563 This is what happy feels like. 1052 00:37:49,565 --> 00:37:50,831 Why aren't you happy? 1053 00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:52,200 Why aren't you happy? Okay. 1054 00:38:01,477 --> 00:38:03,277 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 1055 00:38:03,279 --> 00:38:05,245 Wait, Josh. 1056 00:38:05,907 --> 00:38:07,314 Look, I am so sorry. 1057 00:38:07,316 --> 00:38:08,682 I'm sorry I asked you to hide. 1058 00:38:09,152 --> 00:38:10,885 It was not right. 1059 00:38:12,488 --> 00:38:15,056 (loudly): I am bisexual! 1060 00:38:15,524 --> 00:38:17,691 I'm going for drinks with this gay man, 1061 00:38:17,693 --> 00:38:19,193 whom I have a crush on. 1062 00:38:19,415 --> 00:38:21,161 He's way out of your league... nice job. 1063 00:38:21,163 --> 00:38:22,196 White Josh: Hey, back off, dude. 1064 00:38:22,198 --> 00:38:24,040 He looks like Tom Selleck. 1065 00:38:25,392 --> 00:38:26,825 Sorry about that. 1066 00:38:27,001 --> 00:38:28,502 Well, should we go for that drink? 1067 00:38:30,329 --> 00:38:31,772 Yes, we... Right there. 1068 00:38:31,806 --> 00:38:33,517 - Under, yeah, there you go. - Okay. 1069 00:38:33,542 --> 00:38:34,975 - (clears throat) - (laughs) 1070 00:38:34,977 --> 00:38:36,877 Ms. Bunch? I'm Paul Ramirez 1071 00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:38,312 from the metro desk at the paper. 1072 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,280 You might have lost, 1073 00:38:40,282 --> 00:38:42,049 but I think you've uncovered the biggest local story 1074 00:38:42,051 --> 00:38:43,517 since the City of Bell scandal, 1075 00:38:43,519 --> 00:38:44,685 and I promise you, 1076 00:38:44,687 --> 00:38:45,752 we're going to get to the bottom of it. 1077 00:38:45,754 --> 00:38:47,421 We will not less this go. 1078 00:38:48,540 --> 00:38:49,723 Great. 1079 00:38:49,882 --> 00:38:51,634 Hey, um... 1080 00:38:52,782 --> 00:38:54,618 This should help get you started. 1081 00:38:56,174 --> 00:38:57,474 You didn't get that from me. 1082 00:38:58,111 --> 00:38:59,251 I mean, you, look, you did get that from me, 1083 00:38:59,276 --> 00:39:00,667 but if anyone asks you, 1084 00:39:00,669 --> 00:39:02,236 - "Did you get... " - No, I get it, I get it. 1085 00:39:02,238 --> 00:39:03,971 Right, you get phrases, right. 1086 00:39:03,973 --> 00:39:05,138 Okay. 1087 00:39:07,243 --> 00:39:08,308 Hey. 1088 00:39:08,310 --> 00:39:09,576 Hey. 1089 00:39:09,578 --> 00:39:10,544 I, uh, 1090 00:39:10,546 --> 00:39:12,446 brought you some chocolate. 1091 00:39:13,315 --> 00:39:16,056 We can mess up our clothes, now. 1092 00:39:18,204 --> 00:39:19,392 Thanks. 1093 00:39:21,223 --> 00:39:25,259 Hey, um, I'm sorry. 1094 00:39:25,261 --> 00:39:26,228 Stop. 1095 00:39:27,743 --> 00:39:29,462 You were brave. 1096 00:39:30,366 --> 00:39:32,532 You were like... Rocky. 1097 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,201 Or... 1098 00:39:34,203 --> 00:39:36,803 Creed, at-at least. 1099 00:39:36,805 --> 00:39:38,772 But, but which I loved. 1100 00:39:46,699 --> 00:39:47,931 Rebecca. 1101 00:39:49,497 --> 00:39:51,731 You're not... perfect. 1102 00:39:53,054 --> 00:39:54,540 No one is. 1103 00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:58,462 You tried really hard today. 1104 00:40:05,932 --> 00:40:07,784 I just wanted to make everyone happy. 1105 00:40:09,047 --> 00:40:10,456 And, I don't know, 1106 00:40:11,641 --> 00:40:14,073 I wanted you to be proud of me. 1107 00:40:15,343 --> 00:40:18,784 You wanted me to be... proud of you? 1108 00:40:23,357 --> 00:40:26,425 I didn't know you thought about me that much. 1109 00:40:28,573 --> 00:40:30,269 Of course I do. 1110 00:40:34,889 --> 00:40:39,144 Well, do you think about me, like, too? 1111 00:40:54,817 --> 00:40:56,683 Oh, Greg, I'm sorry. 1112 00:40:58,253 --> 00:41:00,347 You're a nice guy, you really are, 1113 00:41:00,372 --> 00:41:03,064 but, I mean, those two in there, 1114 00:41:03,089 --> 00:41:04,691 they were just meant to be. 1115 00:41:05,068 --> 00:41:07,235 I mean, you have to see that now. 1116 00:41:39,228 --> 00:41:42,262 Okay, I understand, but are you sure I have to go? 1117 00:41:42,264 --> 00:41:43,730 Yes, Trent. 1118 00:41:43,732 --> 00:41:46,454 But I never got a chance to read you something. 1119 00:41:47,352 --> 00:41:48,635 I wrote you a letter. 1120 00:41:48,637 --> 00:41:50,321 Okay, fine. 1121 00:41:50,559 --> 00:41:51,891 Okay. 1122 00:41:55,244 --> 00:41:57,844 Dear Rebecca Nora Bunch... 1123 00:41:57,869 --> 00:41:59,736 Nope, uh-uh. 1124 00:42:00,492 --> 00:42:04,516 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 1125 00:42:04,566 --> 00:42:09,116 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 77265

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