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Woman: (Coughs) No matter what,
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we will always have each other.
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Man (Choked up): Your illness
has brought us together,
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so thank you, cancer,
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for showing us what
friendship is all about.
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Woman: We'll all be friends...
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(Crying): Till the end.
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What's up, man?
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How's it going, bro?
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Man, that was crazy, man...
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(Indistinct chatter)
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I have friends
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I definitely have friends
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friends, friends, friendly friends
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I have all the friends.
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Ah, that movie was so us.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Except none of us have cancer.
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Yet.
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Josh: I totally relate to Chad,
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the sensitive jock who eats
clean and journals hard.
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Yeah, and I'm so the bad-boy rich kid
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who sleeps with that hot girl in remission.
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And I am so exactly like that caring nurse
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who donated her bone marrow.
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You didn't feel any connection
to the vain yoga instructor?
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She was fat.
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Mmm.
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What a cool crew.
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Josh: So...
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Beach day Saturday?
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Gonna be one of those
classic January scorchers.
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Brilliant idea.
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Uh, brilliant?
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We're really lowering
the bar for that word.
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Oh, I think we're raising the bar...
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On the roof. (Grunting)
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(Grunting)
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Yeah, you didn't think about that, did you?
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No, it doesn't really make sense.
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But, uh, why don't we
skip the beach this time
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and do something different for a change,
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like go to the Getty in L.A.?
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It's a museum, let's see some art.
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(Others groan in dissent)
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Why?
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Josh: Nah, nah, let's stick to the beach.
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They have art there.
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They have that lady that
paints bikinis on the girls.
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Yeah, I'm so stoked.
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And I promise this time
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I'm not gonna oversleep and miss it.
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You probably will.
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Come on, Greg.
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It's a crew day.
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Yeah, it's just not gonna be the same
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without your running commentary about sand.
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I am pretty good at that.
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I'm, like, the Seinfeld of the beach.
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(Imitating Jerry Seinfeld):
"What's the deal with sand?
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"Just a bunch of tiny rocks.
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"We're supposed to enjoy
walking on tiny rocks?
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"And then it gets its own paper?
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Sandpaper?"
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White Josh: Sounds just like him.
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(Laughter)
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So are you leaving us hanging,
or are you coming with?
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All right.
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- Yeah. (Whoops)
- You win.
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At least we'll get out of this town.
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And I can bring a
friend. There's this girl.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, a girl?
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An extra person?
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But that would mean we'd
have to take two cars.
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The classic crew fits in one car.
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Firm no, dude.
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Why do we have to be like Nazis about this?
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We've been doing the same
thing since we were 16.
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Oh, no.
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It's her.
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Oh, hey, Becks.
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Valencia: What are you doing?
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- Yeah.
- Don't call her over.
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She's so weird.
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Josh: Be nice.
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Valencia: (Sighs) I don't understand
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why she keeps popping
up all over the place.
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Why did she move here again?
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She was offered a killer job in town.
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Why else would she move here?
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I was working hard at a New York job
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making dough but it made me blue
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one day I was crying a lot
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and so I decided to move
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to West Covina, California
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brand-new pals and new career
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it happens to be where Josh lives
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but that's not why I'm here
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she's the crazy ex-girlfriend
what? No, I'm not.
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She's the crazy ex-girlfriend
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That's a sexist term.
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She's the crazy ex-girlfriend
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Can you guys stop
singing for just a second?
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She's so broken inside
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The situation's a lot
more nuanced than that.
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C-r-a-z-y
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Okay! We get it!
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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Hi. So did you guys just...
Did you guys just see the movie?
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I loved the part
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where all of the friends
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shave their heads in solidarity
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with the one friend who was getting chemo.
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Like, I would totally do that
if I was in a crew with you guys.
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Or someone else, if I was
in just a separate group.
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Oh, hey, Becks, you have a
little, like, popcorn there.
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Where?
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It's just a little...
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- It's... it's right...
- Where?
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Well, it's... it's, like...
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(Josh and Rebecca laugh)
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- It's just, like, back there.
- I'm sorry.
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- It's so funny.
- When I get down to the dregs of
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the popcorn, I just drink the bucket.
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(Laughs) You know?
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Oh, man, I do that, too, totally.
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Uh, just, Valencia hates it.
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Right, babe?
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Rebecca: Well, I should...
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I should get going.
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Wait.
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What?
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What are you doing Saturday?
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Nothing. Why?
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We're going to the beach.
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You should come.
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- Really?
- Really?
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- What is happening?
- Rebecca: Wait.
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You want me, Rebecca,
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to come to the beach with you guys?
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah, I'd love to.
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Perfect.
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- Josh will text you the deets.
- Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Valencia: Okay.
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Well, I'll see you guys at the beach.
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Can't wait.
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Okay, bye.
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What was that?
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Yeah, what was that?
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I was just being nice to a fellow woman.
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You can't invite other people.
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What happened to the rules of the crew?
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(Scoffs) You guys are
always saying Rebecca's cool.
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And obviously she has no friends.
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And I just decided to be nice.
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Is that so hard to believe?
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- Uh...
- No.
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- No.
- Nope.
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I can be nice to a girl. No.
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We got to stick together, you know?
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Give me that guitar.
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Women got to stick together
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each and every day
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women got to stick together
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in each and every way
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females helping females
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for the greater good
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sisters helping sisters
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that's called sisterhood
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women have the power
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the power to make a change
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like, this girl should
pluck her eyebrows
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and those jeans should be exchanged
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- You really need to size up.
- (Groans)
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Some girls are born tall and thin
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and some are short and fat
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this girl smells like sausages
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but there's nothing wrong with that
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women got to stick together
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all across this land
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except Denise Martinez
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that bitch I cannot stand
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Oh, hey, Denise.
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Hey, girl.
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Females helping females
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like this girl here
with the blotchy face
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(Groans)
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She banged her best
friend's boyfriend
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in the bathroom of that
half-priced Sushi place
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What?
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Oh, you didn't know?
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So let's all spread this message
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like Caitlin spreads disease
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'cause a change is coming faster
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than Ashley drops to her knees
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together we can clear these hurdles
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except Marisa, 'cause
she's four-foot-eight
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we can climb every Mountain
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if the rope can support
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Haley's weight
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What?
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Women got to stick together
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do everything we can
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so if some weird
troll named Rebecca
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moves here from New York
and is all up on my boyfriend
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I'm gonna... lend
her a helping hand
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women got to stick together
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and tell each other the truth
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the truth is you're all fat sluts
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and that's called
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sisterhood.
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So I'm trying to brainstorm what
I can bring to this beach day
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to really wow everyone.
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Oh, my gosh.
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The answer's clear now
that I'm talking out loud.
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Word games.
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Duh, of course.
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I mean, like, Scrabble,
Mad Libs, all the hits.
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Hell, maybe I'll even bring Boggle.
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Right?
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Come on.
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This is my audition to
be in their friend group.
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Support me.
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All right, maybe word games are lame.
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But number games...
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We're talking Sudoku, maybe
some fraction flash cards.
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(Gasps) Oh, we could sing the Pi song.
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Three-point-one-four-
one-five-nine, two-six...
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Snap out of it.
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Cookie, you are fooling yourself.
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This is not an audition, it is a trap.
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And Valencia is playing with
you like a cat with a chipmunk.
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See, I thought about that, too,
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but even if it is a trap, I don't care.
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I'll just chipmunk my
way... Out of that trap.
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Yeah, I don't care how I got invited.
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The point is, I got invited.
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And I have a chance to be
in a real group of friends.
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Friends?
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Honey, they don't care about you.
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And more to the point,
you don't care about them.
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They are just a stepping-stone
on the way to Josh.
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Oh, my God, no, they're not.
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Oh, God, I-I'm tired of the ruse.
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You won't admit, even to
me, after all these months,
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that you are madly in love with Josh Chan.
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And now you are going to be
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willingly humiliated by "Vaseline".
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- That's not her name.
- You are just setting yourself up
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for another one of your disasters.
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What do you mean, "another
one of my disasters"?
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Taco festival, the Spiders debacle,
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getting stuck in your shrink's doggie door,
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begging a client to sleep with your mother,
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and lest we forget "poopsgiving."
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Those were unfortunate
but random occurrences.
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No, if the same bad things
keep happening over and over,
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there is a reason for it, and
in your case, it is denial.
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And that is why everything
you do backfires.
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And you may be fine continuing on this way,
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but I can't take it anymore.
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00:10:11,302 --> 00:10:15,323
Until you admit that you
love Josh Chan, I'm out.
268
00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,599
Oh, my God, there's nothing to admit.
269
00:10:17,601 --> 00:10:18,550
You want to keep lying?
270
00:10:18,552 --> 00:10:19,388
Fine.
271
00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:21,500
Lose my phone number.
272
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,856
But just about the Josh stuff.
273
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,608
I mean, we're still on for
mani-pedis at lunch, right?
274
00:10:26,610 --> 00:10:27,859
Yeah. Hey, uh, but wait.
275
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,395
About the Josh stuff, I am
right, and you are wrong.
276
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,647
I'm gonna have a great time
at the beach on Saturday
277
00:10:32,649 --> 00:10:34,388
with my friends.
278
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,317
You're going to the beach on Saturday?
279
00:10:36,319 --> 00:10:37,452
Wait, how'd you know that?
280
00:10:37,454 --> 00:10:38,786
Well, you just shouted it.
281
00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:40,038
Oh. Yeah.
282
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,406
I was just wondering if, you know,
283
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:42,740
you wanted somebody to tag along.
284
00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:43,958
I mean, I don't want to brag,
285
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,043
but I make a mean bean dip.
286
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:45,910
(Laughs)
287
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:48,046
It travels really well.
288
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,411
Please?
289
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:52,500
I mean, ever since my divorce
went through, it's just...
290
00:10:52,502 --> 00:10:53,801
I feel like something's missing.
291
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:56,337
Yeah, I'm so sorry, Darryl,
292
00:10:56,339 --> 00:10:58,089
but we gotta kind of keep this
293
00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,622
in the main gang, you know?
294
00:10:59,647 --> 00:11:01,392
It's like an inside crew thing.
295
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,894
Oh, oh! I have an idea.
296
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,729
Something you could use to
get me in with the group.
297
00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:06,431
You know what we did for Madison's birthday
298
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:07,932
that was a great deal?
299
00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,067
Oh, it was awesome.
300
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,435
Everybody loved it.
301
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,603
(Imitates horn honking)
302
00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:13,963
(Imitates honking)
303
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,106
Party bus.
304
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,941
We got a party bus. It was so much fun.
305
00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:18,610
Oh... I could call 'em.
306
00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:21,579
Yeah, uh, Darryl, that sounds fun,
307
00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:24,249
but, you know, you don't
have to try that hard
308
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,117
to get people to like you.
309
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:29,911
(Horn blaring)
310
00:11:34,872 --> 00:11:36,794
Hey, guys.
311
00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:40,325
Did somebody order a party bus?
312
00:11:40,707 --> 00:11:43,291
Oh... my... God.
313
00:11:46,323 --> 00:11:48,235
Wait, wait, wait. Is that... that's for us?
314
00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:49,476
No!
315
00:11:49,478 --> 00:11:50,727
It's for my other best friends.
316
00:11:50,729 --> 00:11:51,761
Oh, it's not...
317
00:11:51,763 --> 00:11:52,846
No, it's for you.
318
00:11:52,848 --> 00:11:53,930
Oh, it is for us. (Laughs)
319
00:11:53,932 --> 00:11:55,014
Awesome!
320
00:11:55,016 --> 00:11:56,883
Awesome, I've never been in one of these.
321
00:11:57,213 --> 00:11:58,604
Greg: Rebecca, you shouldn't have.
322
00:11:58,620 --> 00:11:59,885
Seriously, you shouldn't have,
323
00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,471
those buses are tacky and horrible.
324
00:12:01,495 --> 00:12:03,329
Greg, come on, it's gonna be a lot of fun.
325
00:12:03,354 --> 00:12:05,137
There's lots of stuff on there you'll like,
326
00:12:05,139 --> 00:12:06,805
like alcohol.
327
00:12:06,807 --> 00:12:08,440
(Laughing)
328
00:12:08,442 --> 00:12:09,441
Wait, where's, uh, Hector?
329
00:12:09,443 --> 00:12:11,026
Uh, he overslept, as usual.
330
00:12:11,028 --> 00:12:13,395
Oh, my God, that is so Hector.
331
00:12:13,397 --> 00:12:14,980
Wait, that is so Hector, right?
332
00:12:14,982 --> 00:12:16,583
- Uh, yep.
- Yep.
333
00:12:16,608 --> 00:12:17,536
- Yeah.
- Great.
334
00:12:17,755 --> 00:12:19,234
Well, this looks amazing,
335
00:12:19,236 --> 00:12:20,952
so I'm gonna hop on board
336
00:12:20,954 --> 00:12:22,154
and see what the situation is.
337
00:12:22,156 --> 00:12:23,372
Looks very cool.
338
00:12:23,374 --> 00:12:24,990
Come on, let's get on
the bus, it'll be fun.
339
00:12:24,992 --> 00:12:26,541
So when you want to take one car,
340
00:12:26,543 --> 00:12:27,576
we're supposed to take one car,
341
00:12:27,578 --> 00:12:28,960
but when you want to take a party bus,
342
00:12:28,962 --> 00:12:29,911
we're just supposed to do that?
343
00:12:29,913 --> 00:12:32,247
Right! Well summarized.
344
00:12:32,249 --> 00:12:34,466
Great. Let's just go.
345
00:12:34,468 --> 00:12:36,084
Whoa, whoa. What's that?
346
00:12:36,086 --> 00:12:37,085
Craft beer?
347
00:12:37,087 --> 00:12:38,253
We don't drink that.
348
00:12:39,339 --> 00:12:41,127
It's gonna be so fun.
349
00:12:41,407 --> 00:12:42,573
(Whispering): Smile.
350
00:12:42,770 --> 00:12:44,102
Yeah.
351
00:12:44,928 --> 00:12:46,061
Oh, ladies first...
352
00:12:46,063 --> 00:12:47,929
Thank you so much, Rebecca.
353
00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:49,815
This was such a great idea.
354
00:12:49,817 --> 00:12:52,100
Usually Josh drives, but now I can
355
00:12:52,102 --> 00:12:53,685
sit on his lap the whole time.
356
00:12:54,721 --> 00:12:56,688
That's really sweet...
But you don't have to sit on his lap.
357
00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:57,739
There are plenty of seats.
358
00:12:57,741 --> 00:12:59,741
But not much AC, right?
359
00:12:59,743 --> 00:13:02,327
'Cause I run very hot,
360
00:13:02,329 --> 00:13:04,496
so I should probably lose some layers.
361
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:08,986
(Exhales)
362
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,404
That's better.
363
00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:12,635
Wow, you just ripped it off like that.
364
00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:13,744
Did you make that?
365
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,274
Or did you buy that in a store?
366
00:13:15,299 --> 00:13:16,464
Did you, like, buy that in a store
367
00:13:16,466 --> 00:13:18,350
that sells, like, rip-off-able clothing?
368
00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:20,468
Anybody else?
369
00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:22,877
Anybody else for fun? Nope? Okay.
370
00:13:23,174 --> 00:13:24,673
Hey, guys, let's sing the Pi song
371
00:13:24,675 --> 00:13:25,841
all the way to the beach.
372
00:13:25,843 --> 00:13:27,343
Three-point-one-four-one-five-nine.
373
00:13:27,345 --> 00:13:29,211
374
00:13:29,213 --> 00:13:31,213
Rebecca: Okay, so I could've
gone with cheaper options,
375
00:13:31,215 --> 00:13:34,266
but I spare no expense for ma homies.
376
00:13:34,268 --> 00:13:35,718
Let me show you what we got.
377
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,803
So we got 12 cloudy Martini glasses,
378
00:13:37,805 --> 00:13:40,723
we got four off-brand bottles of cola,
379
00:13:40,725 --> 00:13:44,393
we got a standard-def
TV and laser disc player
380
00:13:44,395 --> 00:13:46,228
and then, finishing
touch, my favorite thing...
381
00:13:46,230 --> 00:13:48,147
And we're already stuck in traffic.
382
00:13:48,149 --> 00:13:49,281
(Various groans)
383
00:13:49,283 --> 00:13:50,950
- What?
- Greg: But not to worry.
384
00:13:50,952 --> 00:13:52,701
I made an awesome playlist.
385
00:13:52,703 --> 00:13:54,703
I have a bunch of cool
new songs by new bands.
386
00:13:54,705 --> 00:13:56,705
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Songs we don't know?
387
00:13:56,707 --> 00:13:59,575
That-that we can't sing along to?
388
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:00,626
For a beach trip?
389
00:14:00,628 --> 00:14:02,661
Are you gonna hand out sheet music?
390
00:14:02,663 --> 00:14:04,046
Like, how's that gonna work?
391
00:14:04,048 --> 00:14:05,315
Hold up.
392
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:06,756
Is that a microphone?
393
00:14:07,486 --> 00:14:10,386
Time for a little beatbox!
394
00:14:10,388 --> 00:14:11,921
What?
395
00:14:11,923 --> 00:14:13,505
(Zooming sound effect)
396
00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:14,590
(Robotic voice): Prepare yourself!
397
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:15,591
You are now about to exp...
398
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,092
(Record scratch sound)
399
00:14:17,094 --> 00:14:18,143
Dr. Robochan's prescription...
400
00:14:18,145 --> 00:14:19,144
(Record scratch sound)
401
00:14:19,146 --> 00:14:21,313
To get your body rockin'.
402
00:14:21,315 --> 00:14:22,431
(Beatboxing)
403
00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:23,515
Oh, yeah! lookit!
404
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:24,767
We're, like, three minutes in
405
00:14:24,769 --> 00:14:26,018
and we're already dancing!
406
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:27,686
(Rebecca laughs, Josh beatboxes)
407
00:14:27,688 --> 00:14:29,605
(Robot voice): Oh, your...
408
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:30,606
Robotic sounds...
409
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,191
are hypnotizing me.
410
00:14:32,193 --> 00:14:33,409
Someday
411
00:14:33,411 --> 00:14:35,945
I hope to become sentient.
412
00:14:35,947 --> 00:14:37,580
Oh, wait, that hope
413
00:14:37,582 --> 00:14:39,582
is evidence of sentience.
414
00:14:39,584 --> 00:14:41,083
Ha! Yeah!
415
00:14:41,085 --> 00:14:42,034
Wait, what?
416
00:14:42,036 --> 00:14:43,335
Hey, hey, you want to get a pic
417
00:14:43,337 --> 00:14:44,670
- for, like, the haters out there?
- Oh, yeah, come on.
418
00:14:44,672 --> 00:14:46,789
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
419
00:14:46,791 --> 00:14:48,624
Okay, let's do this.
420
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:49,625
Yeah!
421
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:50,593
- Thanks, man.
- Nice.
422
00:14:50,595 --> 00:14:53,379
423
00:14:53,381 --> 00:14:56,298
(Beatboxing)
424
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,466
(Stops)
425
00:14:58,719 --> 00:15:01,053
Oh, cool, you guys are dancing!
426
00:15:01,055 --> 00:15:02,388
Yeah, let me get in there.
427
00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:04,390
Let's get in. Let's let Rebecca in.
428
00:15:04,392 --> 00:15:05,774
Stop! Rebecca time!
429
00:15:05,776 --> 00:15:06,775
Okay...
430
00:15:06,777 --> 00:15:07,810
Okay, let's...
431
00:15:07,812 --> 00:15:10,029
Oh! And... beep, beep.
432
00:15:10,031 --> 00:15:11,697
Tell the conductor that the little caboose
433
00:15:11,699 --> 00:15:13,782
is trying to latch on.
434
00:15:13,784 --> 00:15:15,451
Oh!
435
00:15:15,453 --> 00:15:16,652
Okay.
436
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:17,987
Well, you guys got this, so...
437
00:15:17,989 --> 00:15:19,204
I'm gonna let them... I'm gonna let...
438
00:15:19,206 --> 00:15:20,572
They're having couple time.
439
00:15:20,574 --> 00:15:21,657
You know what?
440
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:22,875
- I'm gonna sit this one out.
- You okay?
441
00:15:22,877 --> 00:15:24,660
Oh, yeah.
442
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,211
(Exhales)
443
00:15:26,213 --> 00:15:27,630
How you doing?
444
00:15:27,632 --> 00:15:29,248
- Hi.
- This is fun.
445
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,500
I always like to start my beach trip
446
00:15:31,502 --> 00:15:32,918
with a live sex show.
447
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,536
Rebecca: Oh, yeah, it's super gross.
448
00:15:34,538 --> 00:15:35,804
It's like, get a room.
449
00:15:35,806 --> 00:15:37,673
So how are you?
450
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:38,924
Pretty great, actually.
451
00:15:38,926 --> 00:15:40,342
Night school is awesome...
452
00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:43,312
Thank you for that suggestion...
453
00:15:43,314 --> 00:15:45,764
And, um, there's some
other good stuff, too.
454
00:15:45,766 --> 00:15:47,733
Well, that's great.
455
00:15:47,735 --> 00:15:49,401
You know, I've always thought
you deserve to be happy.
456
00:15:49,403 --> 00:15:51,153
- That's what I always say, Greg.
- Oh, this is it!
457
00:15:51,155 --> 00:15:52,855
Can you take this exit, please?
458
00:15:52,857 --> 00:15:54,150
Huh? Exit?
459
00:15:54,932 --> 00:15:56,525
In that parking lot right over there.
460
00:15:56,527 --> 00:15:57,693
Josh: Wait, what's going on?
461
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,028
Uh, we're just gonna make a quick stop.
462
00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:00,579
Wait, wait, wait. We don't stop.
463
00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:02,665
We never stop, even to go to the bathroom.
464
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,533
You know our motto:
"Can't stop, won't stop."
465
00:16:04,535 --> 00:16:06,201
OMG, I love a group motto.
466
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,097
- "Can stop, are stopping."
- That's not as catchy.
467
00:16:08,122 --> 00:16:09,288
Uh, be right... just a second.
468
00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:10,873
What'll be just a second?
469
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,424
Dude, what'll be just a second?
470
00:16:12,426 --> 00:16:14,033
Why is he so cryptic?
471
00:16:14,378 --> 00:16:15,794
Hey, neighbor.
472
00:16:15,796 --> 00:16:17,546
Greg: Heather, you know Josh,
473
00:16:17,548 --> 00:16:20,099
and this is Valencia and white Josh.
474
00:16:20,101 --> 00:16:21,600
Heather: Hi.
475
00:16:21,602 --> 00:16:22,801
What's up?
476
00:16:22,803 --> 00:16:24,553
Um, I thought we decided
this was a classic crew day.
477
00:16:24,555 --> 00:16:25,554
Greg: No, you decided.
478
00:16:25,556 --> 00:16:26,772
And I decided to bring a date.
479
00:16:26,774 --> 00:16:27,973
Josh: Wow. Okay.
480
00:16:27,975 --> 00:16:29,725
So this is just the wild west, then.
481
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,060
(Long whistle)
482
00:16:31,062 --> 00:16:32,561
This is so gross and tacky.
483
00:16:32,563 --> 00:16:33,896
Hey. Um, I'm sorry,
484
00:16:33,898 --> 00:16:37,243
I didn't know that you
and Greg knew each other.
485
00:16:37,502 --> 00:16:38,313
Oh.
486
00:16:38,338 --> 00:16:39,818
Yeah, we met at your house.
487
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:41,070
At your weird party.
488
00:16:41,994 --> 00:16:43,155
Oh... okay...
489
00:16:43,157 --> 00:16:44,573
Oh, so I'm the... got it.
490
00:16:44,575 --> 00:16:45,958
I'm the connector of you guys.
491
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:46,909
You are welcome.
492
00:16:46,911 --> 00:16:48,243
Oh, yeah,
493
00:16:48,245 --> 00:16:50,079
and then we, like, hung
out over the holidays.
494
00:16:50,081 --> 00:16:50,815
Yep.
495
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,164
You hung out over the hol...
496
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:53,248
Oh. That's great.
497
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,084
Is this, like, a date?
498
00:16:55,086 --> 00:16:57,136
Are you, are you guys dating?
499
00:16:57,138 --> 00:16:58,587
I don't know.
500
00:16:58,589 --> 00:17:00,244
Do people still use that word?
501
00:17:00,508 --> 00:17:01,840
Uh, yeah.
502
00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:02,841
They... yeah.
503
00:17:02,843 --> 00:17:04,343
Cool, dating, yeah.
504
00:17:04,345 --> 00:17:06,145
Great! Okay.
505
00:17:06,147 --> 00:17:08,147
Uh, thank you for, uh,
uh, clearing that up.
506
00:17:08,149 --> 00:17:10,099
It... it is official.
507
00:17:10,101 --> 00:17:11,233
Mazel. Mazel.
508
00:17:11,235 --> 00:17:13,352
- What?
- Hey, date, come on.
509
00:17:13,354 --> 00:17:14,603
I'm gonna get you a drink
510
00:17:14,605 --> 00:17:15,938
in one of these nice cloudy glasses
511
00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:17,773
that I think are clean
but I'm not really sure.
512
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,025
- Oh. Yeah.
- But I'll take care of that.
513
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,195
(Kissing)
514
00:17:23,197 --> 00:17:25,280
(Moans)
515
00:17:25,282 --> 00:17:27,116
You guys are so cute.
516
00:17:27,118 --> 00:17:28,450
Oh.
517
00:17:28,452 --> 00:17:30,619
Uh...
518
00:17:31,338 --> 00:17:33,122
Never seen side kissing.
519
00:17:33,124 --> 00:17:34,790
(Indistinct conversations)
520
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,126
Get away from all these weirdos in there.
521
00:17:38,129 --> 00:17:40,129
Whoa, fancy trick.
522
00:17:40,131 --> 00:17:43,182
Hey, Whi-Jo!
523
00:17:43,184 --> 00:17:44,299
Let's rap!
524
00:17:44,301 --> 00:17:45,634
Let's talk.
525
00:17:45,636 --> 00:17:47,636
Really, this is a chance for
us to get to know each other.
526
00:17:47,638 --> 00:17:48,971
Tell me all about you.
527
00:17:48,973 --> 00:17:49,888
Don't skip anything.
528
00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:51,106
I want to know what makes you tick.
529
00:17:51,108 --> 00:17:52,307
Didn't see that coming.
530
00:17:52,309 --> 00:17:53,609
Uh...
531
00:17:53,611 --> 00:17:55,527
I don't know where to begin.
532
00:17:55,529 --> 00:17:56,895
I guess the most important thing
533
00:17:56,897 --> 00:17:58,174
is that when I was six,
534
00:17:58,199 --> 00:17:59,448
- I was a fat kid.
- Oh.
535
00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:00,315
So when I was seven,
536
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,234
I decided, you know, it
was time to tighten it up.
537
00:18:02,236 --> 00:18:04,903
No more junk food, no
more candy, no more...
538
00:18:04,905 --> 00:18:07,156
You know, I think there's a
real dilemma that we're facing
539
00:18:07,158 --> 00:18:08,457
with the way we feed our children,
540
00:18:08,459 --> 00:18:09,625
and I was a victim of...
541
00:18:09,627 --> 00:18:10,659
Oh, it's okay.
542
00:18:10,661 --> 00:18:11,710
Okay, let's, uh, let's recap.
543
00:18:11,712 --> 00:18:13,912
So my first favorite exercise
544
00:18:13,914 --> 00:18:15,631
was kettle bell swing,
545
00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:17,166
the second was the farmer's carry.
546
00:18:17,168 --> 00:18:18,967
Four were burpees, but I think
I'm gonna go back on that...
547
00:18:18,969 --> 00:18:20,636
Whoa, guys!
548
00:18:20,638 --> 00:18:22,588
So much traffic, am I right?
549
00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:24,673
It's like, when will it end?
550
00:18:24,675 --> 00:18:27,559
(Indistinct conversations, laughter)
551
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:31,980
You know what? I am gonna take a risk
552
00:18:31,982 --> 00:18:34,066
and hit the old bus bathroom.
553
00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:35,400
Oh, no, but if you leave,
554
00:18:35,402 --> 00:18:37,515
I won't have anyone...
555
00:18:38,656 --> 00:18:41,073
(Indistinct conversations, laughter)
556
00:18:41,075 --> 00:18:42,398
(Sighs)
557
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:50,949
Oh, my God! Guys, guys, guys, guys...
558
00:18:50,951 --> 00:18:52,367
Guys, guys, you have to
stop what you're doing.
559
00:18:52,369 --> 00:18:53,418
Stop what you're doing right now,
560
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:54,503
you have to look out the window.
561
00:18:54,505 --> 00:18:55,921
There is... Oh, my God, so funny.
562
00:18:55,923 --> 00:18:59,791
There is some, like, loser in traffic
563
00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:01,260
and he's the one holding everything up.
564
00:19:01,262 --> 00:19:02,344
Oh, my God.
565
00:19:02,346 --> 00:19:03,545
I mean, like, clearly, he messed up.
566
00:19:03,547 --> 00:19:05,820
Like, what kind of moron would... ?
567
00:19:06,634 --> 00:19:07,554
Wait.
568
00:19:08,385 --> 00:19:09,551
Darryl?
569
00:19:10,771 --> 00:19:11,773
That's Darryl.
570
00:19:12,056 --> 00:19:13,889
Darryl could be a bus
buddy, someone to talk to...
571
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:14,940
Stop the bus!
572
00:19:14,942 --> 00:19:16,108
Stop the bus!
573
00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:17,476
Hey, driver! Mister!
574
00:19:17,478 --> 00:19:18,727
Mr. Driver! Mr. Driver!
575
00:19:18,729 --> 00:19:19,945
Stop the bus. Stop the bus.
576
00:19:19,947 --> 00:19:21,146
Just stop it!
577
00:19:21,148 --> 00:19:22,231
Oh, you're getting off?
578
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:23,448
That's probably for the best.
579
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,450
No, my boss is-is outside.
580
00:19:26,453 --> 00:19:28,370
No, listen, I-I need this, okay?
581
00:19:28,372 --> 00:19:29,571
I need help.
582
00:19:30,574 --> 00:19:31,957
For him.
583
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:33,158
Oh...
584
00:19:35,437 --> 00:19:36,712
Thank you for stopping.
585
00:19:36,714 --> 00:19:38,163
Oh, it's like Xanadu.
586
00:19:38,165 --> 00:19:39,214
Hey!
587
00:19:39,216 --> 00:19:40,332
(Laughs)
588
00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:42,217
What an
Uber-doober-coinkydinky
589
00:19:42,219 --> 00:19:44,586
to run into you and your friendos, Rebecca!
590
00:19:44,588 --> 00:19:46,588
- Ooh!
- (Laughs)
591
00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:48,090
(Sighs)
592
00:19:48,092 --> 00:19:49,250
Hey.
593
00:19:55,953 --> 00:19:58,454
(Car horns honking)
594
00:19:58,735 --> 00:20:01,235
This day has been a nightmare.
595
00:20:01,237 --> 00:20:03,738
I mean, I just happened to
decide to go to the beach
596
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,907
but then I was so excited
597
00:20:05,909 --> 00:20:07,875
about hitting the rays and catching the sun
598
00:20:07,877 --> 00:20:10,244
that, well, I didn't happen to look
599
00:20:10,246 --> 00:20:11,579
at ye olde gas gauge.
600
00:20:11,581 --> 00:20:13,131
(Laughs)
601
00:20:13,461 --> 00:20:15,750
Anyway, I pull over to
the side of the road,
602
00:20:15,752 --> 00:20:17,919
and then some people in a car drive by
603
00:20:17,921 --> 00:20:19,921
and yell, "Hey! Magnum P.I."
604
00:20:19,923 --> 00:20:21,589
Which I was actually excited about,
605
00:20:21,591 --> 00:20:23,474
but then they flicked
a lit cigarette at me.
606
00:20:23,476 --> 00:20:24,676
But it's okay.
607
00:20:24,678 --> 00:20:26,594
It's okay, I-I caught it.
608
00:20:26,596 --> 00:20:27,762
Oh!
609
00:20:27,764 --> 00:20:29,814
- Ugh. Oh.
- Wow.
610
00:20:29,816 --> 00:20:31,482
But I did rescue
611
00:20:31,484 --> 00:20:33,735
the classic beach must-have, bean dip!
612
00:20:33,737 --> 00:20:36,020
And if you people don't eat this,
613
00:20:36,398 --> 00:20:38,156
I'm gonna kill myself.
614
00:20:38,158 --> 00:20:39,824
So... here's hoping.
615
00:20:39,826 --> 00:20:41,492
(Both chuckle nervously)
616
00:20:41,494 --> 00:20:42,493
Rebecca: Okay, uh...
617
00:20:42,495 --> 00:20:44,195
- Can I just... Can I see you...
- Sure.
618
00:20:44,197 --> 00:20:45,780
For just a second.
619
00:20:45,782 --> 00:20:47,665
So I'm gonna ignore the fact
that you kind of creepily
620
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:48,616
followed me to the beach...
621
00:20:48,618 --> 00:20:50,084
Oh, no, wait a minute.
622
00:20:50,086 --> 00:20:51,335
I didn't follow you to the beach...
623
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,336
It does... it does not matter.
624
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,172
The point is, Darryl,
625
00:20:54,174 --> 00:20:56,124
I'm so glad you're here.
626
00:20:56,126 --> 00:20:57,208
Really?
627
00:20:57,210 --> 00:20:58,259
Oh, it's so nice
628
00:20:58,261 --> 00:20:59,377
to have a friend here, okay.
629
00:20:59,379 --> 00:21:01,295
- (Toilet flushes)
- So, let's connect, let's talk,
630
00:21:01,297 --> 00:21:02,680
let's break past that work barrier.
631
00:21:02,682 --> 00:21:04,382
White Josh: Ah... ah!
632
00:21:04,384 --> 00:21:06,500
It is hot in that bathroom.
633
00:21:07,137 --> 00:21:08,636
- (Scoffs)
- Is that...
634
00:21:08,638 --> 00:21:09,937
You guys go in there yet?
635
00:21:09,939 --> 00:21:11,139
'Cause it's really hot.
636
00:21:11,141 --> 00:21:12,473
Oh, I'm sorry, he's terrible.
637
00:21:12,475 --> 00:21:14,358
It-it's like he's allergic to shirts.
638
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,610
Anyway...
639
00:21:15,612 --> 00:21:16,978
That's Josh Wilson.
640
00:21:17,398 --> 00:21:18,863
No, his name's White Josh.
641
00:21:18,865 --> 00:21:19,981
Wait, do you know him?
642
00:21:19,983 --> 00:21:21,282
You know him?
643
00:21:21,284 --> 00:21:22,700
He's a trainer at my gym.
644
00:21:22,702 --> 00:21:24,318
He is like my workout idol.
645
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,703
He is my fitspiration.
646
00:21:25,705 --> 00:21:26,621
Oh, God.
647
00:21:26,623 --> 00:21:27,705
I'm telling you, I've just
648
00:21:27,707 --> 00:21:28,906
never had the nerve to talk to him.
649
00:21:28,908 --> 00:21:30,625
- It's just...
- Hey, we got a new guy.
650
00:21:30,627 --> 00:21:31,793
Welcome aboard.
651
00:21:31,795 --> 00:21:34,662
Uh, do you work at a 24-hour gym?
652
00:21:34,664 --> 00:21:36,464
- I do, yeah.
- On East Cameron?
653
00:21:36,466 --> 00:21:37,465
Yep, that's the one.
654
00:21:37,467 --> 00:21:38,633
Oh, my gosh, I...
655
00:21:38,635 --> 00:21:40,218
Oh, I have, like, a
million questions for you.
656
00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:41,335
Oh, yeah?
657
00:21:41,337 --> 00:21:42,386
- Oh, my gosh.
- What-what you got? Hit me.
658
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:43,387
Okay, first of all,
659
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,006
how many pull-ups can you actually do?
660
00:21:45,008 --> 00:21:47,175
Because I saw you do 24 once.
661
00:21:47,177 --> 00:21:49,343
I don't want to overestimate, but...
662
00:21:49,345 --> 00:21:50,595
Uh, maybe I do.
663
00:21:50,597 --> 00:21:52,814
Anyway, but, uh, I saw you do 24.
664
00:21:52,816 --> 00:21:55,233
- Yeah, yeah. - But I felt like you were
really only, like, halfway through.
665
00:21:55,235 --> 00:21:56,851
Depends on the workout, but I'm at 57
666
00:21:56,853 --> 00:21:58,853
if you're just talking about
as many as I can do at once.
667
00:21:58,855 --> 00:22:00,354
That's... I'm not, I'm
not satisfied with that.
668
00:22:00,356 --> 00:22:02,690
Hey, Darryl, Darryl, I
thought we were gonna hang.
669
00:22:02,692 --> 00:22:04,442
I can do, like, two or three. Yeah.
670
00:22:04,444 --> 00:22:06,110
Darryl: But I just get, I get frustrated,
671
00:22:06,112 --> 00:22:07,745
and then I feel like I hit this wall.
672
00:22:07,747 --> 00:22:09,530
White Josh: Yeah, sure,
sure. You know what I mean?
673
00:22:09,532 --> 00:22:10,615
White Josh: You got to commit.
674
00:22:10,617 --> 00:22:11,783
You said you go to that gym?
675
00:22:11,785 --> 00:22:13,334
Darryl: I've been by it.
676
00:22:13,336 --> 00:22:15,002
I just... Oh, oh, you're not a member?
677
00:22:15,004 --> 00:22:17,088
Darryl: Not a paid member, but I
feel like I know everybody there.
678
00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:19,373
Like the guy
679
00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:21,709
that-that does the-the thing
at the door with the guests.
680
00:22:21,711 --> 00:22:24,212
(Conversation continues indistinctly)
681
00:22:24,214 --> 00:22:25,963
Oh!
682
00:22:25,965 --> 00:22:27,632
(Laughs)
683
00:22:31,137 --> 00:22:32,603
(Squeals)
684
00:22:33,128 --> 00:22:34,547
(Laughter)
685
00:22:37,610 --> 00:22:38,893
(Chuckles)
686
00:22:39,277 --> 00:22:40,874
I got this.
687
00:22:43,733 --> 00:22:45,233
(Rock music playing)
688
00:22:49,239 --> 00:22:50,404
What's happening?
689
00:22:50,406 --> 00:22:52,990
I don't know, but I'm so excited.
690
00:22:52,992 --> 00:22:55,710
All eyes on me.
691
00:22:55,712 --> 00:22:57,078
Oh, they're on you.
692
00:23:02,085 --> 00:23:04,385
Sweeter than honey from a Bumblebee
693
00:23:04,387 --> 00:23:06,554
you sting me every time
you move to the beat
694
00:23:06,556 --> 00:23:08,389
- Oh, my.
- What?
695
00:23:08,391 --> 00:23:10,474
I'm like a freight train
headed for your candy
696
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:11,475
I want to taste it now
697
00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:14,228
your sweet love shall be mine
698
00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:16,514
gonna lick it like a lollipop
699
00:23:16,516 --> 00:23:18,733
tastes so good,
I'm never gonna stop
700
00:23:18,735 --> 00:23:21,602
gonna have a little,
then a little more
701
00:23:21,604 --> 00:23:24,605
of my fantasy,
yeah, it's your candy
702
00:23:24,607 --> 00:23:28,442
I want to taste
703
00:23:28,444 --> 00:23:30,862
your sweet temptation
704
00:23:30,864 --> 00:23:34,282
your love is my sugar
705
00:23:34,284 --> 00:23:36,701
your love is so sticky sweet
706
00:23:36,703 --> 00:23:40,621
your love is my sugar
707
00:23:40,623 --> 00:23:43,090
your love is all I need
708
00:23:43,092 --> 00:23:44,959
show me what you got
709
00:23:44,961 --> 00:23:46,794
show me all of your goods
710
00:23:46,796 --> 00:23:49,680
come a little closer,
and I'll take a look
711
00:23:49,682 --> 00:23:51,465
This could not get any more uncomfortable.
712
00:23:51,467 --> 00:23:53,134
Make me weak
713
00:23:53,136 --> 00:23:55,720
'cause your body
is my favorite treat
714
00:23:55,722 --> 00:23:57,972
your love is my sugar
715
00:23:57,974 --> 00:24:00,608
your love is all I need
716
00:24:00,610 --> 00:24:02,727
your love is my sugar...
717
00:24:02,729 --> 00:24:03,978
Oh, that's, I think I just...
718
00:24:03,980 --> 00:24:06,113
- I saw something, did you?
- I think I saw inside of her.
719
00:24:06,115 --> 00:24:07,231
Sticky sweet
720
00:24:07,233 --> 00:24:09,784
your love is my sugar
721
00:24:09,786 --> 00:24:13,988
your love is all I need.
722
00:24:13,990 --> 00:24:15,456
(Panting)
723
00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:16,824
(Chuckles)
724
00:24:20,997 --> 00:24:22,413
Not bad, eh?
725
00:24:22,438 --> 00:24:24,273
That was perfect.
726
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,881
You're all probably wondering,
727
00:24:28,883 --> 00:24:30,345
like, how-how I'm so good at that.
728
00:24:30,371 --> 00:24:31,787
Well, I took a class in New York,
729
00:24:32,031 --> 00:24:34,026
and, I mean, not surprisingly,
730
00:24:34,028 --> 00:24:36,261
I got an "A."
731
00:24:36,664 --> 00:24:38,764
They give grades in pole dancing?
732
00:24:38,789 --> 00:24:40,122
They do if you ask, yeah.
733
00:24:40,124 --> 00:24:43,208
Well, that was really special.
734
00:24:44,462 --> 00:24:46,462
Guys, there's only one reason she did that.
735
00:24:46,464 --> 00:24:48,714
Yeah, to get the party started for my crew.
736
00:24:48,716 --> 00:24:51,050
By showing my boyfriend your cervix?
737
00:24:51,052 --> 00:24:53,828
I don't think you understand
the female reproductive system.
738
00:24:53,853 --> 00:24:56,138
She just did that so Josh could look at her
739
00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:57,222
and her, boobs.
740
00:24:57,224 --> 00:24:58,557
What? No.
741
00:24:58,559 --> 00:25:00,142
No, I... no, I didn't.
742
00:25:00,144 --> 00:25:01,693
I wasn't doing this for a guy.
743
00:25:01,695 --> 00:25:04,813
Oh, my God, who pole-dances
for male attention?
744
00:25:04,815 --> 00:25:06,315
Do you know the name
745
00:25:06,317 --> 00:25:07,566
of the class I took in New York?
746
00:25:07,568 --> 00:25:09,284
It was feminist pole dancing.
747
00:25:09,286 --> 00:25:10,369
Yeah, and as my teacher,
748
00:25:10,371 --> 00:25:13,705
a lovely trans woman
named Professor Goddess,
749
00:25:13,707 --> 00:25:14,907
said that true pole,
750
00:25:14,909 --> 00:25:17,960
true pole is about
re-appropriating the male gaze.
751
00:25:21,165 --> 00:25:22,664
This is not normal!
752
00:25:22,666 --> 00:25:24,500
She is not normal!
753
00:25:24,502 --> 00:25:27,503
Why does Rebecca get a pass
for every crazy thing she does?!
754
00:25:27,505 --> 00:25:28,637
Come on, Valencia.
755
00:25:28,639 --> 00:25:30,961
So you don't like my boyfriend, Rebecca?
756
00:25:31,382 --> 00:25:32,674
No, oh, my God.
757
00:25:32,676 --> 00:25:34,226
I have, like, told you. Oh, no.
758
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,395
I don't like your boyfriend.
759
00:25:36,397 --> 00:25:37,763
I just want to be his friend,
760
00:25:37,765 --> 00:25:40,232
just like I keep trying to be your friend.
761
00:25:40,234 --> 00:25:41,850
Yeah, I think she was just
trying to have fun, you know?
762
00:25:41,852 --> 00:25:43,819
Having fun by hitting on you.
763
00:25:43,821 --> 00:25:45,270
- Hitting on me?
- Oh, my God, okay, Valencia,
764
00:25:45,272 --> 00:25:46,688
like, Valencia, seriously.
765
00:25:46,690 --> 00:25:47,689
Seriously,
766
00:25:47,691 --> 00:25:50,025
I am not into Josh.
767
00:25:50,027 --> 00:25:52,111
- No.
- Like, if I were into Josh,
768
00:25:52,113 --> 00:25:53,829
would I have hooked up
769
00:25:53,831 --> 00:25:56,198
with a faux vegetarian chef from Echo Park?
770
00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:57,366
Or...
771
00:25:57,368 --> 00:25:58,367
If I were into Josh,
772
00:25:58,369 --> 00:26:00,452
would I have gotten together
773
00:26:00,454 --> 00:26:02,004
with a man named Jason from Tinder?
774
00:26:02,006 --> 00:26:04,673
Oh, yeah, the little
hairy guy with the balls.
775
00:26:04,675 --> 00:26:06,675
So what? That doesn't prove anything.
776
00:26:06,677 --> 00:26:08,710
Yeah, it does, it-it
proves that I am out there
777
00:26:08,712 --> 00:26:11,213
on the hunt for many non-Josh people.
778
00:26:11,843 --> 00:26:13,599
That's a weird way to phrase that.
779
00:26:13,601 --> 00:26:15,934
Admit it. You're into Josh.
780
00:26:17,257 --> 00:26:18,554
If I were into Josh,
781
00:26:18,556 --> 00:26:20,889
would I have hooked up with Greg
782
00:26:20,891 --> 00:26:23,851
practically, like, the
first day I got here?
783
00:26:29,625 --> 00:26:31,316
This would never have
happened at the Getty.
784
00:26:31,318 --> 00:26:33,894
Wait, wait, wait, you guys hooked up,
785
00:26:33,919 --> 00:26:35,654
right when Rebecca moved here?
786
00:26:35,656 --> 00:26:37,156
If you could call it that.
787
00:26:37,158 --> 00:26:39,468
I would call it... something
788
00:26:39,493 --> 00:26:42,294
that should never have been
spoken of on a party bus.
789
00:26:42,296 --> 00:26:45,247
'Cause I have spent a lot of
time talking to both of you
790
00:26:45,249 --> 00:26:47,416
about whether you should date each other.
791
00:26:48,019 --> 00:26:49,926
Neither of you ever thought to mention
792
00:26:50,123 --> 00:26:51,855
you had already hooked up?
793
00:26:52,558 --> 00:26:54,389
Why do you care?
794
00:26:54,391 --> 00:26:55,641
It's just weird.
795
00:26:55,643 --> 00:26:58,510
I mean, Rebecca has been my
friend for a long time, and...
796
00:26:58,512 --> 00:27:01,763
Josh, you never mentioned to me
797
00:27:01,765 --> 00:27:03,098
or anyone else
798
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:05,434
that you and Rebecca had dated years ago.
799
00:27:05,436 --> 00:27:07,936
Guys, let's stop talking about this, okay?
800
00:27:07,938 --> 00:27:09,905
I-I'm sorry I brought that up.
801
00:27:09,907 --> 00:27:11,855
Let's-let's change the subject.
802
00:27:12,254 --> 00:27:13,825
Josh, I need to talk to you.
803
00:27:14,511 --> 00:27:15,661
Seriously, guys,
804
00:27:15,663 --> 00:27:16,778
this is my bad.
805
00:27:16,780 --> 00:27:18,280
Let's-let's talk about
something different.
806
00:27:18,282 --> 00:27:19,781
She's right. This is dumb.
807
00:27:19,783 --> 00:27:21,617
Heather, come on, I'm
gonna get you another drink.
808
00:27:21,619 --> 00:27:23,202
What was that look on your
face when you found out
809
00:27:23,204 --> 00:27:24,286
about Greg and Rebecca?
810
00:27:24,288 --> 00:27:25,537
What? Nothing. I was...
811
00:27:25,539 --> 00:27:27,706
- Jealous. Yes.
- I was not.
812
00:27:27,708 --> 00:27:28,924
I am not.
813
00:27:28,926 --> 00:27:30,626
I just don't like secrets, okay?
814
00:27:30,628 --> 00:27:32,711
Just typical Greg, so above it all.
815
00:27:32,713 --> 00:27:34,713
Not telling me stuff.
It's like, "Oh, I'm Greg.
816
00:27:34,715 --> 00:27:36,515
"I'm better than everyone.
817
00:27:36,517 --> 00:27:38,550
I read books and listen to
the talking radio station."
818
00:27:38,552 --> 00:27:40,385
- Typical Greg.
- This just has nothing
819
00:27:40,387 --> 00:27:41,553
to do with Greg.
820
00:27:41,555 --> 00:27:42,804
This has everything to do
821
00:27:42,806 --> 00:27:44,189
with your summer camp
stalker who won't go away.
822
00:27:44,191 --> 00:27:45,641
I'm just friends with her.
823
00:27:45,643 --> 00:27:46,725
I'm not doing anything.
824
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:48,860
That's the problem.
825
00:27:48,862 --> 00:27:51,313
Greg: I'm so tired of Josh's attitude.
826
00:27:51,315 --> 00:27:53,198
He can't tell me who to hook up with.
827
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,566
I'm a grown-ass man.
828
00:27:55,199 --> 00:27:56,451
He's out of line, right?
829
00:27:56,621 --> 00:27:59,321
You guys have a weird thing, all of you.
830
00:27:59,323 --> 00:28:00,956
There's so much drama.
831
00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:02,468
I don't like it.
832
00:28:02,777 --> 00:28:04,876
I don't bring my baggage
with me to every date.
833
00:28:05,441 --> 00:28:08,747
Like, I would never bring
you to a party with Zeke.
834
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,215
Who is Zeke?
835
00:28:10,217 --> 00:28:11,519
Exactly.
836
00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:13,335
Darryl: I don't like showering at the gym,
837
00:28:13,337 --> 00:28:14,753
because of all, like, the
athlete's foot and stuff.
838
00:28:14,755 --> 00:28:16,004
Sure, sure, you know what?
839
00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:17,389
Flip-flops.
840
00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:18,724
Keep them in your car.
841
00:28:18,726 --> 00:28:20,676
Oh, my God, great tip.
842
00:28:20,678 --> 00:28:21,760
Yeah, isn't it?
843
00:28:21,762 --> 00:28:23,262
Oh, my God, you're like a chess player
844
00:28:23,264 --> 00:28:24,896
who kind of sees, like, ten steps ahead.
845
00:28:24,898 --> 00:28:26,515
(Indistinct chattering)
846
00:28:27,808 --> 00:28:29,980
Hey, I-I'm just gonna go to the bathroom,
847
00:28:30,504 --> 00:28:31,997
if anyone's looking for me.
848
00:28:32,022 --> 00:28:33,308
Um...
849
00:28:35,445 --> 00:28:37,612
Just get my music.
850
00:28:38,863 --> 00:28:40,579
Can I have my shirt back, Greg?
851
00:28:40,581 --> 00:28:42,698
Yeah, sure.
852
00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:44,199
Thanks.
853
00:28:51,709 --> 00:28:53,875
(Phone rings)
854
00:28:56,108 --> 00:28:57,585
Yes?
855
00:28:58,035 --> 00:28:59,214
Hey, Paula.
856
00:29:00,318 --> 00:29:01,980
Could you come get me?
857
00:29:12,878 --> 00:29:14,377
(Car horns honking)
858
00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:17,424
Look at him.
859
00:29:17,449 --> 00:29:18,940
- Staring at me.
- (Groans)
860
00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:20,869
Focus on the main event, okay?
861
00:29:20,894 --> 00:29:21,749
Rebecca.
862
00:29:21,751 --> 00:29:23,134
Rebecca didn't ruin this day.
863
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,303
She brought a party bus
and just wanted everyone
864
00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:26,504
to have fun.
865
00:29:26,506 --> 00:29:27,889
Greg ruined it.
866
00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,590
He brought a date and some weird beer,
867
00:29:29,592 --> 00:29:31,175
tried changing our music.
868
00:29:31,177 --> 00:29:32,727
You can't mess with classic beach day
869
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:34,078
and expect nothing to happen.
870
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,731
It's like he's never
seen "The Butterfly Effect".
871
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,065
This is Josh's fault.
872
00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:40,268
Underneath that laid-back attitude,
873
00:29:40,270 --> 00:29:42,270
he's really controlling and bossy.
874
00:29:42,272 --> 00:29:44,822
I mean, why does he get
to call all the shots?
875
00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:46,107
Because he's likeable?
876
00:29:46,109 --> 00:29:47,992
Who cares about being likeable?
877
00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:49,610
You don't seem to.
878
00:29:50,126 --> 00:29:51,307
I dig that.
879
00:29:52,198 --> 00:29:53,614
Hey, Paula.
880
00:29:53,616 --> 00:29:55,166
I really need you to pick me up.
881
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,617
Of course.
882
00:29:56,619 --> 00:29:58,169
(Sighs) Oh, thank you so much.
883
00:29:58,171 --> 00:29:59,587
You're such a lifesaver.
884
00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:01,205
As soon as you admit you love Josh.
885
00:30:01,707 --> 00:30:02,790
What?
886
00:30:02,792 --> 00:30:04,458
I told you I am tapped out
887
00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:06,460
with the lying and the denial.
888
00:30:06,462 --> 00:30:07,962
You get realsies with me, bunch,
889
00:30:07,964 --> 00:30:09,513
or I am still outskies with you.
890
00:30:09,515 --> 00:30:11,966
No, Paula, wait, you can't do this to me.
891
00:30:11,968 --> 00:30:13,301
You love him. Say it.
892
00:30:13,303 --> 00:30:15,303
- No.
- Say you love him.
893
00:30:15,305 --> 00:30:16,971
- No!
- Do it!
894
00:30:16,973 --> 00:30:18,189
I just want to be his
friend, just like I want
895
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,140
to be all of their friends.
896
00:30:19,142 --> 00:30:21,392
- Why don't you understand me?
- (Groans)
897
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,811
Paula? Are you...
898
00:30:23,813 --> 00:30:25,029
Paula?
899
00:30:25,031 --> 00:30:26,746
Did you hang up?
900
00:30:27,734 --> 00:30:29,293
She hung up on me.
901
00:30:31,571 --> 00:30:33,904
Greg: Look, and now he just
took the last craft beer,
902
00:30:33,906 --> 00:30:35,656
which he said he didn't even want.
903
00:30:35,658 --> 00:30:37,325
That bastard.
904
00:30:37,327 --> 00:30:38,993
I'm so pissed at him,
905
00:30:38,995 --> 00:30:40,494
I'm gonna drink the last craft beer,
906
00:30:40,496 --> 00:30:42,546
even though it tastes
like thick, soapy shampoo.
907
00:30:42,548 --> 00:30:43,664
- What are you doing?
- No, give it to me.
908
00:30:43,666 --> 00:30:44,832
- What are you doing?
- Dude. Give it to me.
909
00:30:44,834 --> 00:30:46,167
- I was gonna drink it.
- Give me, give me that!
910
00:30:46,169 --> 00:30:47,585
- What are you gonna do?
- You wouldn't appreciate this.
911
00:30:47,587 --> 00:30:48,836
'Cause your palate froze
912
00:30:48,838 --> 00:30:51,339
in 2006, when you drank
too many slurpies in a row.
913
00:30:51,341 --> 00:30:53,090
(Laughs) You don't need
a palate to drink a beer.
914
00:30:53,092 --> 00:30:54,258
You need a glass.
915
00:30:54,260 --> 00:30:55,726
That's right, genius.
916
00:30:55,728 --> 00:30:56,894
Oh, so now I'm dumb?
917
00:30:56,896 --> 00:30:58,229
No, not now, always.
918
00:30:58,231 --> 00:30:59,847
- Why do we always have to do
what you want to do? - Ow.
919
00:30:59,849 --> 00:31:01,182
We always drive in your car.
920
00:31:01,184 --> 00:31:02,650
We always are listening
to your horrible music.
921
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:03,684
You're mean.
922
00:31:04,035 --> 00:31:05,519
You're mean and bitter.
923
00:31:05,521 --> 00:31:07,605
And yet somehow, you're Mr. Popular.
924
00:31:07,607 --> 00:31:08,856
You charm everybody.
925
00:31:08,858 --> 00:31:10,858
Finally a new girl comes to town,
926
00:31:10,860 --> 00:31:13,160
and surprise, you'yo
already Channed all over her.
927
00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:15,363
Well, she was my childhood sweetheart,
928
00:31:15,365 --> 00:31:16,497
and you Gregged her.
929
00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:17,748
Sweetheart? Oh, my God.
930
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,750
Please, just stop talking
about freaking Rebecca.
931
00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:21,669
And why did you blame me?
932
00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:23,037
I'm not your mom who left you,
933
00:31:23,039 --> 00:31:24,705
and I'm not the reason you
still live with your dad
934
00:31:24,707 --> 00:31:25,706
and work at a bar.
935
00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:27,925
I'm in night classes, you jerk!
936
00:31:27,927 --> 00:31:28,926
Don't yell at me, man.
937
00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:30,044
- Back off!
- All right, that's enough.
938
00:31:30,046 --> 00:31:31,595
Stop, stop, stop!
939
00:31:31,597 --> 00:31:34,515
You guys have been
friends since kindergarten.
940
00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:36,467
And he's been a sarcastic
dick the whole time!
941
00:31:36,469 --> 00:31:37,885
And he still hasn't grown up ever!
942
00:31:37,887 --> 00:31:40,521
And you've never fought like this!
943
00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:42,056
What's different about today, huh?
944
00:31:42,629 --> 00:31:45,379
Why are you fighting like this now?
945
00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:49,230
What's the new element today?
946
00:31:49,232 --> 00:31:50,281
Oh, no, is it me?
947
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:51,482
No, no, no, you're cool, bro.
948
00:31:51,484 --> 00:31:52,700
It's definitely not me.
949
00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:53,868
I didn't do anything.
950
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:55,319
I'm a student.
951
00:31:55,321 --> 00:31:57,215
What are you even doing here?
952
00:31:58,418 --> 00:32:00,624
You invited me, remember?
953
00:32:00,626 --> 00:32:02,126
No, I don't mean the bus.
954
00:32:02,128 --> 00:32:04,545
Why are you even in our lives?
955
00:32:05,183 --> 00:32:06,747
Because you're my friends.
956
00:32:06,749 --> 00:32:08,833
No, we're not. (Chuckles)
957
00:32:08,835 --> 00:32:10,840
No one really knows you.
958
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:13,129
How did you get to West Covina?
959
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,758
I got on a plane
960
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,512
and then I got to LAX,
because Burbank was sold out,
961
00:32:21,514 --> 00:32:24,398
so then I got on a taxi
and I took it to West Covina
962
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,233
and there was a lot of
traffic and I paid $180
963
00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:28,551
and next time I'll do
a-an airport shuttle.
964
00:32:28,576 --> 00:32:31,939
Why did you move here, Rebecca?
965
00:32:32,269 --> 00:32:35,276
What's, the real reason?
966
00:32:37,864 --> 00:32:40,114
I told you! Oh, my God!
967
00:32:40,116 --> 00:32:41,365
I was in New York,
968
00:32:41,367 --> 00:32:42,783
and I was looking to
relocate to Los Angeles...
969
00:32:42,785 --> 00:32:44,118
I was looking to relocate to Los Angeles,
970
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,786
because I'm just, I'm a beach gal.
971
00:32:45,788 --> 00:32:46,921
I ran into Josh...
972
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:48,456
Got a really great offer from Darryl.
973
00:32:48,458 --> 00:32:50,458
I get a random call from
a 1/8 Chippewa offering me
974
00:32:50,460 --> 00:32:52,793
a job in West Covina, just like randomly!
975
00:32:52,795 --> 00:32:53,793
What?
976
00:32:54,213 --> 00:32:55,713
You called me.
977
00:32:56,004 --> 00:32:57,965
I remember Karen came in
978
00:32:57,967 --> 00:33:00,301
and she said, "the big
apple's on the line!"
979
00:33:00,303 --> 00:33:01,635
And then you said,
980
00:33:01,637 --> 00:33:03,554
"is there any way you would
consider me for your law firm?
981
00:33:03,556 --> 00:33:05,689
"Because I'll work for super cheap.
982
00:33:05,691 --> 00:33:07,725
I just really want to live in West Covina."
983
00:33:07,727 --> 00:33:09,944
That's what you said.
984
00:33:16,504 --> 00:33:18,486
You called him? You've always said...
985
00:33:18,488 --> 00:33:21,288
Wait, wait, wait... you
always said that he called you
986
00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:24,575
and offered you a job, and
that's why you moved here.
987
00:33:33,437 --> 00:33:36,873
So you mean, you bumped into me
988
00:33:36,898 --> 00:33:38,765
in New York that day,
989
00:33:38,790 --> 00:33:41,091
and from that one conversation,
990
00:33:41,116 --> 00:33:44,858
decided to move to my hometown?
991
00:33:46,446 --> 00:33:47,779
(Valencia chuckles)
992
00:33:47,804 --> 00:33:49,804
Wow!
993
00:33:49,806 --> 00:33:52,772
This is exactly what I thought
would happen when I invited you.
994
00:33:53,694 --> 00:33:57,095
A part of me was hoping that I was wrong.
995
00:33:57,601 --> 00:33:59,030
But no.
996
00:33:59,316 --> 00:34:02,780
You're just as crazy as I thought.
997
00:34:03,186 --> 00:34:04,530
Josh: No, it's probably
998
00:34:04,555 --> 00:34:06,221
not a big deal. I mean,
there's an explanation.
999
00:34:06,606 --> 00:34:07,856
Right, Rebecca?
1000
00:34:07,858 --> 00:34:09,554
Is there an explanation?
1001
00:34:11,298 --> 00:34:13,374
Yeah, yes, there is, okay?
1002
00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:14,429
It's the truth.
1003
00:34:16,993 --> 00:34:18,662
The truth is...
1004
00:34:20,866 --> 00:34:22,960
I was miserable in New York.
1005
00:34:23,623 --> 00:34:26,975
I was... so depressed.
1006
00:34:27,344 --> 00:34:29,515
And all I did was-was work.
1007
00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:31,296
I had no life.
1008
00:34:31,298 --> 00:34:34,465
The world was just, like, gray.
1009
00:34:34,467 --> 00:34:36,593
And then I ran into you, Josh.
1010
00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:38,770
And-and you told me about West Covina,
1011
00:34:38,772 --> 00:34:41,819
and-and you kept using the word "happy."
1012
00:34:41,844 --> 00:34:45,526
And I hadn't, like, thought about that word
1013
00:34:45,528 --> 00:34:47,979
in so long and-and it just, like,
1014
00:34:47,981 --> 00:34:50,148
reverberated within me.
1015
00:34:50,647 --> 00:34:53,868
And so that day, I-I made
the decision that I...
1016
00:34:53,870 --> 00:34:57,622
I had to be where the happiness was.
1017
00:34:57,882 --> 00:35:00,296
So I put feelers out and I got a job here.
1018
00:35:01,173 --> 00:35:02,265
Wow.
1019
00:35:03,718 --> 00:35:06,015
Look, was it impulsive?
1020
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:06,905
Yes.
1021
00:35:07,016 --> 00:35:08,265
Was it crazy?
1022
00:35:08,627 --> 00:35:09,960
I don't like that term.
1023
00:35:10,569 --> 00:35:12,577
But the point is,
1024
00:35:12,602 --> 00:35:15,390
guys, it's the best
decision I've ever made.
1025
00:35:17,374 --> 00:35:19,124
I love it here.
1026
00:35:19,126 --> 00:35:20,542
I love it.
1027
00:35:20,544 --> 00:35:21,811
I love the sunshine.
1028
00:35:21,836 --> 00:35:24,012
I love the strip malls where
you can get a foot massage
1029
00:35:24,014 --> 00:35:25,380
and a smoothie and a new key made
1030
00:35:25,382 --> 00:35:27,049
in, like, less than 20 minutes.
1031
00:35:27,051 --> 00:35:28,884
I love driving on the freeway.
1032
00:35:28,886 --> 00:35:31,772
I love what the dry heat does to my hair.
1033
00:35:32,056 --> 00:35:35,250
I love everything about this place, okay?
1034
00:35:35,444 --> 00:35:38,644
So the reason that I'm here,
the real reason that I'm here?
1035
00:35:39,374 --> 00:35:40,896
It's not logical, it's not rational.
1036
00:35:40,898 --> 00:35:42,280
I'm in love.
1037
00:35:45,968 --> 00:35:47,653
With West Covina.
1038
00:35:49,373 --> 00:35:51,406
Why didn't you just tell us the truth?
1039
00:35:51,913 --> 00:35:53,659
I mean, you see how bonkers it sounds.
1040
00:35:53,661 --> 00:35:55,377
I didn't want you all to think I was crazy,
1041
00:35:55,379 --> 00:35:57,412
because I want to be your friend.
1042
00:35:59,350 --> 00:36:00,749
Oh, hey, dudes.
1043
00:36:00,751 --> 00:36:01,975
We're here.
1044
00:36:05,804 --> 00:36:07,422
Do you guys get it?
1045
00:36:09,093 --> 00:36:11,560
Do you understand why I haven't,
1046
00:36:12,265 --> 00:36:14,096
been completely forthcoming?
1047
00:36:14,098 --> 00:36:16,125
You guys get it, right?
Greg, Greg, you-you get it.
1048
00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:18,934
I don't even know anymore.
1049
00:36:19,827 --> 00:36:22,154
It's been a weird day.
1050
00:36:22,577 --> 00:36:24,022
Greg, come on.
1051
00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:25,657
Come on, Heather.
1052
00:36:25,659 --> 00:36:27,109
Let's go get spray-on bikinis.
1053
00:36:27,111 --> 00:36:28,160
Heather: Okay.
1054
00:36:28,162 --> 00:36:31,038
Thanks for the party bus, neighbor.
1055
00:36:31,331 --> 00:36:32,444
I'll see ya.
1056
00:36:35,186 --> 00:36:37,669
Hey, man, about earlier...
1057
00:36:37,671 --> 00:36:39,454
Oh... don't worry, it's cool.
1058
00:36:39,663 --> 00:36:40,956
You know, from now on,
1059
00:36:40,958 --> 00:36:42,841
you bring whatever you want, I mean...
1060
00:36:42,843 --> 00:36:45,377
You know, people, beverages, music.
1061
00:36:46,335 --> 00:36:48,797
Come on, Greg me.
1062
00:36:48,799 --> 00:36:51,216
Oh, so you want to get Gregged now?
1063
00:36:52,636 --> 00:36:54,636
Well, I'm ready for the beach.
1064
00:36:56,306 --> 00:36:58,557
Look, if you want me to keep
a secret, you should tell me.
1065
00:36:58,559 --> 00:37:00,609
I'm good with secrets.
1066
00:37:00,611 --> 00:37:02,311
(Quietly): Thanks.
1067
00:37:06,405 --> 00:37:08,734
Go ahead, Josh, tell her.
1068
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:11,350
She's a liar, and we don't want
1069
00:37:11,375 --> 00:37:12,741
to hang out with her anymore.
1070
00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:19,661
Valencia, give me a second.
1071
00:37:19,663 --> 00:37:21,257
I need to talk to Rebecca.
1072
00:37:22,216 --> 00:37:23,582
Yeah, that's right.
1073
00:37:24,054 --> 00:37:25,335
Tell her off in private.
1074
00:37:25,953 --> 00:37:27,319
She deserves it.
1075
00:37:36,013 --> 00:37:38,146
Josh, I'm so sorry
1076
00:37:38,148 --> 00:37:39,436
that I lied.
1077
00:37:40,788 --> 00:37:43,151
But, the real reason
1078
00:37:43,153 --> 00:37:45,771
that I moved here sounds so insane...
1079
00:37:45,773 --> 00:37:47,072
But, see, that's just the thing.
1080
00:37:47,074 --> 00:37:49,191
I-I don't think it's insane at all.
1081
00:37:51,108 --> 00:37:52,360
Wait, what?
1082
00:37:52,362 --> 00:37:55,664
Rebecca, I lived in New York, remember?
1083
00:37:55,921 --> 00:37:57,532
I know what it's like.
1084
00:37:58,061 --> 00:38:00,535
It's tough and-and it's cold.
1085
00:38:00,537 --> 00:38:03,338
And, you know, when you
wear shorts to the office,
1086
00:38:03,340 --> 00:38:05,413
people give you a funny look.
1087
00:38:07,094 --> 00:38:08,460
I've spent my whole life
1088
00:38:08,462 --> 00:38:10,702
defending this town to people like Greg.
1089
00:38:11,965 --> 00:38:13,882
Do you have any idea
1090
00:38:13,884 --> 00:38:17,085
how proud I am to be the one
who told you about this place?
1091
00:38:18,765 --> 00:38:22,023
West Covina
1092
00:38:22,025 --> 00:38:26,444
California
1093
00:38:26,446 --> 00:38:29,865
it's so cool you see the bounty
1094
00:38:29,867 --> 00:38:33,285
of the best town in L.A. county
1095
00:38:33,287 --> 00:38:37,289
it's nirvana, it's
heaven, it's mecca
1096
00:38:37,291 --> 00:38:41,293
yeah, I'm hopelessly,
desperately in love
1097
00:38:41,295 --> 00:38:42,632
with
1098
00:38:44,819 --> 00:38:47,465
West Covina
1099
00:38:47,467 --> 00:38:51,002
can't believe that a girl like you
1100
00:38:51,004 --> 00:38:51,920
ah-ah
1101
00:38:51,922 --> 00:38:52,971
would think this place
1102
00:38:52,973 --> 00:38:54,589
is a dream come true
1103
00:38:54,591 --> 00:38:55,423
ah-ah
1104
00:38:55,425 --> 00:38:56,725
or be swayed by a guy
1105
00:38:56,727 --> 00:38:59,227
like me
1106
00:38:59,229 --> 00:39:02,430
it's not just a coincidence
1107
00:39:02,432 --> 00:39:05,016
it isn't just by chance
1108
00:39:05,018 --> 00:39:07,402
it's logical, it's obvious
1109
00:39:07,404 --> 00:39:09,604
it all makes perfect sense
1110
00:39:09,606 --> 00:39:12,607
and I'm just so happy
1111
00:39:12,609 --> 00:39:14,326
that you're
1112
00:39:14,328 --> 00:39:18,064
here.
1113
00:39:21,168 --> 00:39:23,072
Well, I, I better go.
1114
00:39:23,097 --> 00:39:26,171
Um, let's keep this convo between us.
1115
00:39:26,705 --> 00:39:28,767
Valencia wouldn't understand.
1116
00:39:29,885 --> 00:39:30,959
Okay.
1117
00:39:30,961 --> 00:39:33,111
But I wanted you to know,
1118
00:39:33,797 --> 00:39:36,525
I'm so happy that you're in town.
1119
00:39:38,830 --> 00:39:41,136
And I don't think you're crazy at all.
1120
00:40:07,664 --> 00:40:08,713
You okay?
1121
00:40:09,883 --> 00:40:11,283
(Chuckles)
1122
00:40:13,003 --> 00:40:14,588
(Chuckles)
1123
00:40:18,189 --> 00:40:19,619
So, you were right.
1124
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:22,806
It was a disaster.
1125
00:40:27,685 --> 00:40:29,057
But, God,
1126
00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:31,760
Josh was so nice.
1127
00:40:37,377 --> 00:40:40,127
He found out that I've been lying,
1128
00:40:40,663 --> 00:40:44,498
and, instead of turning his back on me...
1129
00:40:45,242 --> 00:40:47,142
He just opened up more.
1130
00:40:51,591 --> 00:40:53,385
He was so warm
1131
00:40:53,844 --> 00:40:57,236
and kind and understanding.
1132
00:41:03,603 --> 00:41:05,713
I love him so much.
1133
00:41:07,724 --> 00:41:09,891
(Sighs)
1134
00:41:09,893 --> 00:41:11,977
I know, sweetie.
1135
00:41:11,979 --> 00:41:13,142
Oh.
1136
00:41:18,626 --> 00:41:21,244
Okay, honey, let's go home.
1137
00:41:22,252 --> 00:41:24,658
- Oh, you look so tired.
- Yeah.
1138
00:41:24,854 --> 00:41:26,541
You can nap in the car.
1139
00:41:27,025 --> 00:41:28,322
Okay.
1140
00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:34,572
Don't ever lie to me again.
1141
00:41:35,799 --> 00:41:37,150
Okay, Mama.
1142
00:41:42,056 --> 00:41:46,486
(alarms blaring)
1143
00:41:52,705 --> 00:41:54,705
(knocking)
1144
00:41:54,729 --> 00:41:56,729
Woman: Hector, wake up!
1145
00:41:57,073 --> 00:41:59,073
You've been sleeping for 15 hours!
1146
00:41:59,511 --> 00:42:02,494
- Wake up, Hector!
- Oh, crap.
1147
00:42:02,518 --> 00:42:07,455
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