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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,305 --> 00:00:03,000 I think it's great that they let a guy 2 00:00:03,006 --> 00:00:05,001 with a head injury have his own show, but... 3 00:00:05,007 --> 00:00:06,805 it's not really fair on his guests. 4 00:00:06,898 --> 00:00:08,695 (SHE CHUCKLES) 5 00:00:09,601 --> 00:00:11,312 Why are you working on a Sunday? 6 00:00:11,549 --> 00:00:12,854 'Cause if I finish this today, 7 00:00:12,860 --> 00:00:14,754 then I can be home for dinner tomorrow night. 8 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:15,960 (SHE SIGHS) 9 00:00:15,966 --> 00:00:21,044 God! Seriously, when's it all gonna stop being such a slog? 10 00:00:21,050 --> 00:00:22,327 (SHE DRIBBLES AND SLURPS) 11 00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:23,538 Shit! 12 00:00:23,918 --> 00:00:25,301 Oh, I forgot to say, 13 00:00:25,307 --> 00:00:27,991 - Mrs Hammond's retiring next week. - Really? 14 00:00:27,997 --> 00:00:31,622 She wants to spend more time with her grandchildren... poor fuckers! 15 00:00:31,628 --> 00:00:33,817 Got this new bloke taking over from her... 16 00:00:33,823 --> 00:00:35,233 he's making me anxious. 17 00:00:35,239 --> 00:00:36,733 Why? I thought you hated Hammond. 18 00:00:36,739 --> 00:00:39,428 Yeah, but at least I knew where I was with her. 19 00:00:39,811 --> 00:00:41,651 What if the new guy doesn't get me... 20 00:00:41,825 --> 00:00:44,732 my teaching style, you know? I'm pretty maverick. 21 00:00:44,734 --> 00:00:47,733 - Okay, Captain, My Captain. - (THEY CHUCKLE) 22 00:00:47,739 --> 00:00:50,544 I've gotta get her a leaving gift, as well, for God's sake! 23 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:53,750 What about, like, a tasteful sex toy? 24 00:00:53,756 --> 00:00:56,750 Oh, right. So, like a... like a Waterford-crystal dildo? 25 00:00:56,756 --> 00:01:00,642 Well, don't go crazy, but maybe... antique nipple clamps? 26 00:01:00,648 --> 00:01:02,767 (BOTH LAUGH) 27 00:01:02,773 --> 00:01:04,157 Frankie just heard that. 28 00:01:04,163 --> 00:01:06,979 Great! Now we don't have to have the nipple-clamp talk. 29 00:01:06,985 --> 00:01:11,985 - Sync/Corrections PetaG for www.addic7ed.com - 30 00:01:16,955 --> 00:01:18,369 - (KNOCKING) - Can we interrupt you? 31 00:01:18,375 --> 00:01:20,564 Oh, yeah. I was just checking the pricing on... 32 00:01:20,570 --> 00:01:24,023 Rob, this is James Cohen. He's just taken over from Antony Tillman 33 00:01:24,029 --> 00:01:25,914 as global chief operating officer. 34 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,616 - Good to meet you in person, Rob. - Good to meet you, too. 35 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,234 James is just here on a whirlwind visit 36 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,732 on his way to the Geneva office. 37 00:01:31,738 --> 00:01:34,928 Ah, not such a whirlwind. I'll be here for a week or two. 38 00:01:35,209 --> 00:01:38,080 I've been hearing really good things about you, Rob, 39 00:01:38,086 --> 00:01:40,463 or rather I haven't heard anything bad, 40 00:01:40,469 --> 00:01:42,150 - and that's good. - (CHUCKLES) 41 00:01:42,156 --> 00:01:44,869 Yeah. Once they took the vending machine out of the employee kitchen, 42 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:48,088 - I became a lot more productive. - (HE LAUGHS) 43 00:01:48,094 --> 00:01:51,393 - Ah... - Oh, yes, we have to get down to research. 44 00:01:51,399 --> 00:01:52,995 - Shall we catch up later? - Okay. 45 00:01:53,001 --> 00:01:56,112 Ah, hey, make sure you close the double doors when you enter. 46 00:01:56,118 --> 00:01:59,315 - Those guys are afraid of sunlight. - (HE LAUGHS) 47 00:01:59,321 --> 00:02:01,307 Oh, and, er, keep an eye on your wallet, 48 00:02:01,313 --> 00:02:03,535 there's been some incidences of theft down there. 49 00:02:04,628 --> 00:02:05,828 Really? 50 00:02:05,929 --> 00:02:07,923 No. That was also a joke. 51 00:02:09,249 --> 00:02:11,421 - Oh. - (HE CHUCKLES) 52 00:02:17,714 --> 00:02:20,631 I know the world has changed a great deal 53 00:02:20,637 --> 00:02:22,997 even since I first entered the school. 54 00:02:23,037 --> 00:02:26,203 We didn't have hand sanitisers 55 00:02:26,209 --> 00:02:28,015 or blogs. 56 00:02:28,021 --> 00:02:31,883 We had... powdered soap and diaries! 57 00:02:31,889 --> 00:02:35,898 Caleb, maybe one day you'll invent the next way to clean your hands, 58 00:02:35,904 --> 00:02:38,476 with, perhaps, a vapour, or even a microchip! 59 00:02:38,482 --> 00:02:40,459 Wouldn't that be something! I think that... 60 00:02:40,465 --> 00:02:42,974 Oh, my God, she's lost her mind! 61 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:47,640 Now, would you please give a warm Kingscote Primary welcome 62 00:02:47,646 --> 00:02:51,731 to your new headmaster, my esteemed successor, Mr Maxwell! 63 00:02:51,737 --> 00:02:55,419 (APPLAUSE) 64 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,331 Thank you, Mrs Hammond, 65 00:02:57,337 --> 00:03:01,739 and thank you to the choir for that touching rendition of "Umbrella". 66 00:03:01,745 --> 00:03:05,754 When the sun shines, we do all shine together. 67 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,145 (ALL CHATTER) 68 00:03:09,151 --> 00:03:10,351 Shush! 69 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:13,048 - What do you think? - I think we can break him. 70 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:15,237 Did you see he was wearing a braided leather belt? 71 00:03:15,243 --> 00:03:18,551 - Yeah. (SHE LAUGHS) - Tells you all you need to know. 72 00:03:18,557 --> 00:03:21,248 I see we have another case of the giggles. 73 00:03:21,254 --> 00:03:26,202 Mr Maxwell, this is Ms Norris and Ms Niles. They're always... 74 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:28,610 - Hello. - laughing at something or other. (CHUCKLES WRYLY) 75 00:03:28,616 --> 00:03:31,100 I gave up trying to find out what a long time ago. 76 00:03:31,106 --> 00:03:33,290 And as it's my last week, I don't mind saying 77 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,569 I've always found it extremely annoying. 78 00:03:35,575 --> 00:03:37,862 Oh, well, I'm a terminally unfunny man, 79 00:03:37,868 --> 00:03:40,259 so I'm always grateful to have someone lighten the mood. 80 00:03:40,265 --> 00:03:41,552 (SHARON CHUCKLES) 81 00:03:41,558 --> 00:03:43,986 - Shall we go to my office? - Let's! 82 00:03:44,284 --> 00:03:47,081 (SHARON CHUCKLES) 83 00:03:48,776 --> 00:03:51,272 They're off to do the head-teacher handover ritual now. 84 00:03:51,278 --> 00:03:53,906 - What's that? - She squirts the milk of knowledge out of her tits, 85 00:03:53,912 --> 00:03:55,805 and then he rubs it all over his face and chest. 86 00:03:55,811 --> 00:03:57,203 (THEY LAUGH HEARTILY) 87 00:03:57,209 --> 00:04:01,166 Now, when I look at a map of Europe, I think of Napoleon, 88 00:04:01,172 --> 00:04:03,352 and all he was able to achieve. 89 00:04:03,358 --> 00:04:05,042 I can't help but wonder, 90 00:04:05,048 --> 00:04:09,767 why aren't we making more inroads into certain territories? 91 00:04:09,773 --> 00:04:14,253 Now, I know you guys can get people from the Baltics, for example, 92 00:04:14,259 --> 00:04:17,353 to start gobbling up more duloxetine! 93 00:04:17,359 --> 00:04:18,876 Anybody ever been there? 94 00:04:19,423 --> 00:04:20,658 Well, the chicks are high... 95 00:04:20,664 --> 00:04:23,009 - but otherwise it fucking sucks. - (LAUGHTER) 96 00:04:23,015 --> 00:04:26,523 You've got people committing suicide for lunch up there. 97 00:04:26,529 --> 00:04:30,203 We should be moving truckloads of the stuff. Truckloads! 98 00:04:30,209 --> 00:04:32,000 Just to follow up on the Baltic idea, 99 00:04:32,006 --> 00:04:35,406 - this is something Rob and I have... - Ah, Harita, I've gotta bounce. 100 00:04:35,412 --> 00:04:37,066 So, yeah. You take over. 101 00:04:37,072 --> 00:04:41,110 102 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:44,662 - (HE WHISPERS) - (ROB LAUGHS) 103 00:04:44,668 --> 00:04:47,496 - So... - (ROB AND JAMES CHATTER AND LAUGH) 104 00:04:52,806 --> 00:04:54,908 Can I give you my BMW? 105 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:57,321 Sure. Can I sell it? 106 00:04:57,327 --> 00:04:59,431 Fucking drive it off a cliff. I don't care. 107 00:04:59,437 --> 00:05:01,923 Then, yeah. Why are you getting rid of your car? 108 00:05:01,929 --> 00:05:03,823 Well, I just need to start downsizing 109 00:05:03,829 --> 00:05:06,166 in case we wind up pulling the trigger on New Zealand. 110 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,759 What are Catherine's thoughts on all this? 111 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:09,477 Uh, mixed bag. 112 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,282 - I think she'll come around, though. - (PHONE BEEPS) 113 00:05:11,577 --> 00:05:14,696 Oh, I gotta go. I just got a DM from Eric Trump. 114 00:05:14,985 --> 00:05:16,282 - Ugh! - (KNOCKING) 115 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:19,198 - Oh, hey, James. What can I do for you? - Rob, 116 00:05:19,204 --> 00:05:22,509 my wife flies in tomorrow... for some reason. 117 00:05:22,704 --> 00:05:25,901 Would you and your wife... or husband... 118 00:05:25,907 --> 00:05:28,597 - I don't wanna make assumptions. - I... I have a female wife. 119 00:05:28,603 --> 00:05:30,956 Would you like to bring your female wife to dinner with us? 120 00:05:30,962 --> 00:05:34,180 There's one of those hoof-to-snout restaurants in Knightsbridge. 121 00:05:34,186 --> 00:05:36,987 - Do you eat that stuff? - Oh, sure. I'll eat a face. 122 00:05:36,993 --> 00:05:38,575 (BOTH LAUGH) 123 00:05:38,581 --> 00:05:40,523 What are you two conspiring about? 124 00:05:40,529 --> 00:05:41,837 Oh, dinner tomorrow night. 125 00:05:41,843 --> 00:05:44,150 - My wife's in town. (TSKS AND SNIFFS) - Oh! 126 00:05:45,036 --> 00:05:47,029 Well, let me know the details of where and when, 127 00:05:47,035 --> 00:05:49,159 and I'll see if my boyfriend can come along too. 128 00:05:51,825 --> 00:05:53,025 (SMACKS LIPS) 129 00:05:53,031 --> 00:05:57,351 I'm gonna bet you 500 bucks that her boyfriend has pierced nipples. 130 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,860 - How will we find out? - Leave that to me. 131 00:05:59,866 --> 00:06:01,067 Hey... 132 00:06:01,073 --> 00:06:03,631 good news about syphilis in the Netherlands. 133 00:06:03,637 --> 00:06:05,260 I know! I'm psyched! 134 00:06:05,266 --> 00:06:10,374 135 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:13,692 - How's it going, there? - Yeah! Good. Good. 136 00:06:13,698 --> 00:06:15,214 And what is this? 137 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:19,128 Uh, well, that's just some shit... um... stuff that I... 138 00:06:19,315 --> 00:06:22,122 - bring in to show them I was a person once. (CHUCKLES) - Oh. 139 00:06:22,612 --> 00:06:25,529 That's me in a school, uh, disco thing. 140 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:28,364 Grade-one guitar certificate. 141 00:06:28,841 --> 00:06:31,843 That's me and Nick Rhodes, from Duran Duran. 142 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:34,533 - Girls on film... Oh! - Oh! 143 00:06:34,539 --> 00:06:36,320 First album I ever bought. 144 00:06:37,211 --> 00:06:38,891 Yeah, I remember the first teacher of mine 145 00:06:38,897 --> 00:06:41,028 I thought of as a human being. 146 00:06:41,446 --> 00:06:46,844 I saw her crying on the top deck of a bus on her way home one day, 147 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:51,312 and for the first time I saw her not as a teacher but as a woman, 148 00:06:51,318 --> 00:06:52,812 with feelings. 149 00:06:53,202 --> 00:06:54,673 Oh, well, that's... 150 00:06:54,679 --> 00:06:56,704 But then we found out that she'd been having an affair 151 00:06:56,710 --> 00:06:58,993 with a 17-year-old boy in sixth form. 152 00:06:59,194 --> 00:07:00,913 Can you call it an affair? 153 00:07:01,093 --> 00:07:02,483 Is it "relationship"? 154 00:07:02,997 --> 00:07:05,991 I mean, couldn't she have waited one more year? 155 00:07:05,997 --> 00:07:07,476 Yeah! Yeah, 156 00:07:07,482 --> 00:07:10,397 or she could've looked into dating a man from her own generation. 157 00:07:10,403 --> 00:07:12,694 Yes. I feel the same way. 158 00:07:13,071 --> 00:07:14,271 (HE CHUCKLES) 159 00:07:15,886 --> 00:07:19,684 - Right! I'll leave you to your work. - Okay. 160 00:07:30,262 --> 00:07:32,257 What the fuck is that? 161 00:07:39,058 --> 00:07:42,350 - What'd it smell like? - I didn't stick my nose in it. 162 00:07:42,356 --> 00:07:44,324 Well, I mean I doubt it's anything. 163 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:48,145 It... it would've had to penetrate trousers and then cotton underwear, 164 00:07:48,151 --> 00:07:50,666 unless he wears silk ones, in which case he's a real pervert. 165 00:07:50,672 --> 00:07:53,785 - Oh, okay. So I imagined it. - No, but... 166 00:07:53,791 --> 00:07:57,874 you know, if you didn't, then, he made a multiple fabric blast-through, 167 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,266 which is unlikely, unless he's Superman... 168 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:03,778 Look! A man... a man in a powerful position 169 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:07,465 left a moisture patch on my desk. I don't feel comfortable with that. 170 00:08:07,471 --> 00:08:10,092 Okay. Uh, what are you gonna do about it? 171 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:12,445 I dunno. Be angry. 172 00:08:12,637 --> 00:08:13,935 Nothing. 173 00:08:13,941 --> 00:08:16,319 I think those are both great choices. 174 00:08:16,325 --> 00:08:19,317 Oh, uh, we've been invited to a dinner 175 00:08:19,323 --> 00:08:21,528 with the big Braeband boss and his wife. 176 00:08:21,722 --> 00:08:23,224 We've been invited? 177 00:08:23,230 --> 00:08:24,818 - Me too? - Yes. 178 00:08:24,824 --> 00:08:26,953 Oh, God. Really? 179 00:08:26,959 --> 00:08:30,431 Oh... when? I hate work dinners. 180 00:08:30,437 --> 00:08:32,073 You've never been to one! 181 00:08:32,229 --> 00:08:35,237 I've literally never once asked you to come to a work dinner. 182 00:08:35,243 --> 00:08:37,620 - What will they want from me? - I don't know! Your... 183 00:08:37,626 --> 00:08:40,831 - wife-like presence? - Yeah, but should I be chatty, 184 00:08:40,837 --> 00:08:43,377 like Michelle Obama, or should I be more like Jackie Kennedy, 185 00:08:43,383 --> 00:08:45,469 you know, like, don't say much, but when I do say something, 186 00:08:45,475 --> 00:08:48,078 really make it count, like slag off the Queen? 187 00:08:48,872 --> 00:08:50,876 I think I'm gonna say you can't make it. 188 00:08:51,481 --> 00:08:52,891 Oh! 189 00:08:56,594 --> 00:08:58,438 _ 190 00:09:02,117 --> 00:09:03,500 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 191 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,918 I wrote you a text saying I missed you, 192 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:11,691 and then I saw the three dots, then nothing. What were you gonna say? 193 00:09:11,697 --> 00:09:13,209 Don't three-dots me. 194 00:09:13,215 --> 00:09:16,816 Well, I was texting you back "I miss you too", and... 195 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:20,314 then I realised I didn't, so I stopped. 196 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,009 Come on, Fran, we were having fun. 197 00:09:22,015 --> 00:09:23,999 Yes, but that's all we were having. 198 00:09:24,609 --> 00:09:26,016 What's wrong with that? 199 00:09:26,203 --> 00:09:27,403 I dunno. 200 00:09:28,523 --> 00:09:31,322 I was looking at Chris and his girlfriend the other night. 201 00:09:31,328 --> 00:09:34,434 They were smiling and they were laughing, 202 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,037 and I realised that you don't make me laugh. 203 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,057 You make me grunt... 204 00:09:39,063 --> 00:09:43,729 sometimes, and you made me miaow that one time. 205 00:09:44,236 --> 00:09:48,643 But I'm sorry. I don't want the Poundland version of what they have. 206 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:54,960 Not what I expected to hear, but it's your prerogative. 207 00:09:54,966 --> 00:09:57,771 Other women your age would be happy to have a man 208 00:09:57,777 --> 00:10:00,130 make them come their tits off on a Wednesday night 209 00:10:00,136 --> 00:10:03,021 instead of watching Countryfile, but... 210 00:10:03,498 --> 00:10:06,112 such la vie. 211 00:10:08,304 --> 00:10:10,222 Enjoy being alone. 212 00:10:11,117 --> 00:10:13,940 And, uh, I didn't make you miaow. 213 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:17,038 I made you oink, like a pig. 214 00:10:17,044 --> 00:10:22,120 215 00:10:22,126 --> 00:10:23,519 (SHE SIGHS) 216 00:10:26,268 --> 00:10:27,468 - (SHE KNOCKS AT DOOR) - _ 217 00:10:27,474 --> 00:10:29,770 It's just the attendance files for Year 5. 218 00:10:29,776 --> 00:10:32,501 Ah, thank you! That's tonight's entertainment sorted. 219 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:33,973 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 220 00:10:33,979 --> 00:10:35,770 That's a lovely blouse. 221 00:10:35,776 --> 00:10:37,378 Oh! Thanks. 222 00:10:37,384 --> 00:10:40,245 Yeah, Not everyone could get away with a blouse like that. 223 00:10:40,628 --> 00:10:42,151 Kate Winslet, maybe. 224 00:10:42,415 --> 00:10:44,735 - Laura Linney. - Right. 225 00:10:45,428 --> 00:10:46,727 Thank you. 226 00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:49,811 Um, can I talk to you for a minute? 227 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,405 Of course. Grab a pew. 228 00:10:51,411 --> 00:10:53,405 (SHE CHUCKLES AND INHALES) 229 00:10:53,411 --> 00:10:54,711 Um... 230 00:10:54,717 --> 00:10:57,297 this is a bit uncomfortable, but I'm... I'm just gonna say it. 231 00:10:57,303 --> 00:10:59,499 Uh, it-it's good to say what you think, 232 00:10:59,505 --> 00:11:02,036 right, instead of, yeah, bottling it up... I used to do that, 233 00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:03,828 but then, um, I developed alopecia. 234 00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,917 I mean, it all grew back, apart from one of my arm... 235 00:11:05,923 --> 00:11:08,433 - Anyway, it doesn't matter. - Okay. Well, now I'm intrigued. 236 00:11:08,439 --> 00:11:10,291 (SHE LAUGHS) Mm-hm. 237 00:11:10,297 --> 00:11:13,114 So, when you were in my classroom the other day, 238 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,244 I dunno if you remember, you sat on my desk. 239 00:11:15,415 --> 00:11:18,646 And, uh, when you got up, there was this... 240 00:11:18,652 --> 00:11:22,243 substance... When you got up from my desk, you left a wet patch behind, 241 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:25,022 and, uh... I mean, I'm not implying anything, but I'm just... 242 00:11:25,028 --> 00:11:26,740 did you notice it, or... 243 00:11:27,357 --> 00:11:28,990 Well, I'm glad you asked, 244 00:11:28,996 --> 00:11:32,192 because I was wondering what was on my trousers 245 00:11:32,198 --> 00:11:35,125 - when I came back from your classroom. - Oh! 246 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,028 - Really? - Yes! 247 00:11:37,034 --> 00:11:39,105 Oh! So, you... you don't... 248 00:11:39,111 --> 00:11:41,104 (INHALES) Um... 249 00:11:42,638 --> 00:11:44,840 Okay. Well, um... 250 00:11:46,059 --> 00:11:48,654 I think... I mean, that's... I'd better, erm... 251 00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:51,949 There's a big tray of... of Rice Krispie cakes in... in the staffroom 252 00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:53,631 for Tess Smith's birthday, if you... 253 00:11:53,637 --> 00:11:55,636 you know, if you wanted... if that's your jam. 254 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,520 Jamsters! 255 00:11:57,526 --> 00:12:04,876 256 00:12:06,963 --> 00:12:09,542 Well, I think I'm a pretty good judge of character, 257 00:12:09,548 --> 00:12:10,854 you know, you have to be in my job, 258 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:14,057 and something about him just says to me, "I made the stain." 259 00:12:14,063 --> 00:12:16,153 And of course, I-I can handle it, you know, 260 00:12:16,159 --> 00:12:18,979 but what if I let it lie and he... I dunno, you know, 261 00:12:18,985 --> 00:12:20,367 kidnaps a student? 262 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:23,594 I mean, if you see something, say something, right? What d'you think? 263 00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:25,648 What do I think about what? 264 00:12:27,178 --> 00:12:29,172 It doesn't matter. What... what do you think? 265 00:12:29,178 --> 00:12:31,514 - I think that's Reese Witherspoon. - What? 266 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:34,794 At the table by the stairs. Is that Reese Witherspoon? 267 00:12:37,489 --> 00:12:39,016 (TSKS) No. 268 00:12:39,022 --> 00:12:42,912 (CHUCKLES) I think it is. Excuse me. 269 00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:48,962 You know, Rob, I can see that you have a vision of how to run Braeband. 270 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,150 (SMACKS LIPS) But you need room to do it. Am I right? 271 00:12:51,156 --> 00:12:53,476 Well, uh, yeah. I mean, I, uh... 272 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:58,716 And I have a vision of you unshackled and free to excel. Is that crazy? 273 00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:01,083 I've heard crazier things. 274 00:13:01,591 --> 00:13:03,483 (SMACKS LIPS) But you catch my drift, right? 275 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,663 James, I wonder if you heard, 276 00:13:05,669 --> 00:13:08,179 we got the results from the azithromycin trials through... 277 00:13:08,185 --> 00:13:11,154 - quite interesting. - Well, you know what's more interesting? 278 00:13:11,654 --> 00:13:14,933 They have two different types of chocolate mousse here. 279 00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,136 Well, one's more of a cake, 280 00:13:17,142 --> 00:13:18,751 but I'm gonna get 'em both. 281 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,638 What do you say, guys, shall we get a few for the table? 282 00:13:21,644 --> 00:13:23,764 Huh, Mr Harita?! 283 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,963 (JAMES AND ROB LAUGH) 284 00:13:25,969 --> 00:13:28,267 285 00:13:28,273 --> 00:13:31,282 (THEY CONTINUE TO LAUGH) 286 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:33,675 287 00:13:33,681 --> 00:13:36,396 Jeffrey?! (HE SHOUTS) Jane the Virgin. 288 00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:40,277 Jeffrey?! 289 00:13:40,462 --> 00:13:41,662 Jeffrey? 290 00:13:46,105 --> 00:13:48,187 (SIGHS AND CHUCKLES QUIETLY) 291 00:13:50,907 --> 00:13:53,209 - (PHONE RINGS) - _ 292 00:13:55,846 --> 00:13:58,535 Hey. Um, Jeffrey's asleep. 293 00:13:58,846 --> 00:14:01,551 Listen, are you around tomorrow? 294 00:14:04,027 --> 00:14:05,925 I think he's ready to come home. 295 00:14:09,868 --> 00:14:13,674 Ah... Oh, is the coast clear? 296 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:17,074 - Sorry? Oh, yeah, no, she's gone. - Harita. 297 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,101 Well, I guess she had to get her Tinder date 298 00:14:19,107 --> 00:14:21,100 back to the orphanage before midnight. 299 00:14:21,106 --> 00:14:23,077 (THEY LAUGHS) 300 00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,505 - Sharon, great to meet you. Ah! - Mm-hm. 301 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:27,746 Home slice, I'm gonna see you 302 00:14:27,752 --> 00:14:29,170 - at the office. All right. - All righty. 303 00:14:29,176 --> 00:14:30,468 (JAMES'S WIFE LAUGHS) 304 00:14:37,497 --> 00:14:38,707 What? 305 00:14:38,713 --> 00:14:40,606 - What was all that about? - All what? 306 00:14:40,612 --> 00:14:42,192 You were like a human laugh track 307 00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:44,217 for every mean thing he said about Harita. 308 00:14:44,223 --> 00:14:48,263 Uh... look, he's my boss. I mean, actually he's my boss's boss. 309 00:14:48,269 --> 00:14:52,770 - And it was a joke, and it was funny! - It wasn't funny. It's bullying. 310 00:14:52,776 --> 00:14:54,748 Look, you don't have to worry about Harita. 311 00:14:54,754 --> 00:14:57,353 - She could eat the two of us for breakfast. - No, fuck that! 312 00:14:57,359 --> 00:14:59,853 Seriously, I'm fed up with this shit. 313 00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:04,842 I'm fed up with men just rubbing their old balls on our desks, and... 314 00:15:04,848 --> 00:15:07,684 you know, ordering chocolate mousse for everyone. 315 00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:10,350 You know, you didn't even try the second one, and it was delicious. 316 00:15:10,356 --> 00:15:12,083 Oh, who cares?! 317 00:15:12,089 --> 00:15:13,669 Honestly, I've seen you be shitty before, 318 00:15:13,675 --> 00:15:16,411 but I've never seen you be so... small. 319 00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,607 Jesus. It doesn't suit you. 320 00:15:30,628 --> 00:15:31,836 What are you doing? 321 00:15:31,842 --> 00:15:34,839 - Well, I thought you were... - I just felt like slamming the door! Get in! 322 00:15:35,929 --> 00:15:42,436 323 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,149 - Hey! - Hi. 324 00:15:44,354 --> 00:15:45,632 Where's Daphne? 325 00:15:45,638 --> 00:15:47,949 Oh, she's with my mum. Come here. Sit down. 326 00:15:48,131 --> 00:15:49,647 Do you want some peach smoothie? 327 00:15:49,653 --> 00:15:52,163 - I made extra. - Sure. (HE CHUCKLES) 328 00:15:55,874 --> 00:15:57,396 Oh, wow! 329 00:15:57,402 --> 00:16:00,604 (HE CHUCKLES) Did-did you get these peaches from our tree? 330 00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:02,532 We don't have a peach tree. 331 00:16:02,538 --> 00:16:04,823 - We... - So, listen. Um... 332 00:16:04,829 --> 00:16:06,915 if you find yourself getting... 333 00:16:07,115 --> 00:16:11,112 upset over the next few minutes, just take a deep breath, okay? 334 00:16:11,118 --> 00:16:13,474 - W... why would I... - We're leaving. 335 00:16:14,955 --> 00:16:16,453 Is this because of New Zealand? 336 00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:19,666 No. New Zealand is a symptom. You're the problem. 337 00:16:19,672 --> 00:16:22,863 You're not God. You can't make us safer. 338 00:16:22,869 --> 00:16:26,826 We could still get meningitis or hit by a car in New Zealand! 339 00:16:26,832 --> 00:16:29,935 You... (SIGHS) you need to sort yourself out, Dave. 340 00:16:29,941 --> 00:16:32,428 Okay. I-I-I'm gonna... I'm gonna take a breath now. 341 00:16:32,434 --> 00:16:34,971 (HE BREATHES DEEPLY) 342 00:16:35,355 --> 00:16:39,503 (SCOFFS) I am doing this for us. 343 00:16:39,761 --> 00:16:42,683 Okay? For our futures. 344 00:16:43,175 --> 00:16:47,597 - I am trying to be a good father. - That's not how you parent. 345 00:16:47,603 --> 00:16:50,848 You parent by reading Daphne a book about fucking ducklings, 346 00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:53,443 not by stocking a bunker with two tons of rice. 347 00:16:53,449 --> 00:16:56,041 Yeah, well, maybe I love differently than you do. 348 00:16:56,047 --> 00:16:57,545 (SIGHING) Okay, Dave. 349 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,178 (HE SIGHS DEEPLY) 350 00:17:01,184 --> 00:17:02,384 (TSKS) 351 00:17:03,572 --> 00:17:06,764 Can just you go, and let Daphne stay? 352 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:12,900 - I didn't mean that. - 353 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:15,312 I-I'm sorry. Catherine?! 354 00:17:15,318 --> 00:17:16,518 (SIGHS SHARPLY) 355 00:17:16,937 --> 00:17:19,310 Fuck! (HE GRUNTS) 356 00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:22,244 Arrgh! 357 00:17:23,236 --> 00:17:24,447 Ah! 358 00:17:24,453 --> 00:17:32,143 359 00:17:35,356 --> 00:17:37,050 (SIGHING) Oh, God... 360 00:17:37,754 --> 00:17:39,169 I've explained to Mrs Tucker 361 00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:41,264 what you came in to talk about the other day, 362 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:43,857 and I've also informed her about the report back 363 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:47,567 from maintenance regarding the leakage from the ceiling, which... 364 00:17:47,573 --> 00:17:51,495 thankfully, explains the moisture patch on your desk, 365 00:17:51,557 --> 00:17:53,300 and indeed my trousers. 366 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,140 - Yeah. - So... 367 00:17:55,146 --> 00:17:59,236 I just wanted to check that everything made sense to you, 368 00:17:59,242 --> 00:18:02,536 and that you felt we had closure. 369 00:18:02,651 --> 00:18:03,851 Yeah. 370 00:18:04,134 --> 00:18:07,066 (CLEARS THROAT) I... yeah. I feel, um... 371 00:18:07,345 --> 00:18:09,542 I'm sorry about... (SHE CHUCKLES) 372 00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,158 But, um... 373 00:18:11,361 --> 00:18:12,971 Yeah. (SHE CHUCKLES) 374 00:18:13,345 --> 00:18:15,263 Uh, well... 375 00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,448 No. (SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 376 00:18:17,454 --> 00:18:19,252 Um, I mean that's fine about,... 377 00:18:19,258 --> 00:18:21,947 you know, the patch, the... the moisture patch. 378 00:18:21,953 --> 00:18:23,730 That's all... I mean, that's... that's clear... 379 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,814 but I-I just think there was a shortcut 380 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:28,307 to avoiding all of this, and that's... 381 00:18:28,313 --> 00:18:29,917 don't sit on my desk, (SHE CHUCKLES) 382 00:18:29,923 --> 00:18:33,011 because, uh, I mean, I'm not crazy. If you hadn't of sat on my desk, 383 00:18:33,017 --> 00:18:34,228 and I saw the moisture patch, 384 00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:37,254 I... I never would've thought it had anything to do with you, 385 00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:38,923 because, um... 386 00:18:38,929 --> 00:18:41,822 Well, my desk is a desk, you know? It's not a chair. 387 00:18:41,828 --> 00:18:44,337 So, uh, all good now. 388 00:18:44,994 --> 00:18:46,885 Oh! And, um... 389 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,814 don't feel like you need to tell me my blouse is nice, because... 390 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:53,212 I mean, thank you, but I know it's nice, 391 00:18:53,218 --> 00:18:54,882 you know? I got it at Whistles. 392 00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:56,178 And the whole, you know, 393 00:18:56,184 --> 00:18:58,642 "Not many people could pull that off" thing comment, 394 00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:00,946 it just made me feel a little bit... 395 00:19:00,952 --> 00:19:02,152 That's all. 396 00:19:02,158 --> 00:19:05,129 But, uh, I'm glad you summoned me. 397 00:19:05,135 --> 00:19:08,643 So, yeah! I think now we do have closure on the matter. 398 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,627 - - Yeah. 399 00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:15,229 - - (DOOR CLOSES FIRMLY) 400 00:19:15,235 --> 00:19:17,962 I make my own career decisions, okay? 401 00:19:18,251 --> 00:19:20,748 I just want you to be my mum, not my manager. 402 00:19:20,943 --> 00:19:22,352 Of course! 403 00:19:23,244 --> 00:19:24,964 (SHE EXHALES) 404 00:19:35,203 --> 00:19:36,590 Thank you. 405 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,200 Uh, shall I take that? 406 00:19:39,277 --> 00:19:42,189 Well, I, um... dunno. 407 00:19:43,054 --> 00:19:44,477 That's my bag. 408 00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:48,384 You can say no, um, 409 00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:51,884 and I was thinking that maybe... 410 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,106 maybe me and Jeffrey come as a package. 411 00:19:54,304 --> 00:19:57,208 - And I know you're still with Douglas... - I broke up with Douglas. 412 00:19:58,606 --> 00:19:59,924 Me, too. 413 00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:01,934 Uh, I mean with Tanya. 414 00:20:06,263 --> 00:20:09,554 We might not have been Romeo and Juliet, Fran, but... 415 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:13,350 at least we were... Bull Durham and... 416 00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:17,895 you know, whoever Susan Sarandon played. 417 00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:20,279 (HE SIGHS) When I saw you at the party, 418 00:20:20,372 --> 00:20:22,107 you looked so beautiful. 419 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,764 Then, when I made you laugh, 420 00:20:23,770 --> 00:20:26,340 it made me wanna be your husband again so fucking badly that I 421 00:20:26,346 --> 00:20:30,331 had no choice but to beat the shit out of my dick when I got home. 422 00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:33,731 I thought I'd have to go to hospital. 423 00:20:33,737 --> 00:20:35,536 I practically yanked it off. 424 00:20:35,904 --> 00:20:39,789 And... how is it now? Is it... 425 00:20:40,288 --> 00:20:41,488 better? 426 00:20:42,127 --> 00:20:43,895 Oh, it's still very messed up. 427 00:20:43,901 --> 00:20:45,101 Mm? 428 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:47,912 (TSKS) 429 00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:51,039 Well, you better come in, then. 430 00:20:55,032 --> 00:21:02,321 431 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:05,727 (SMACKS LIPS) Rob, we'd like to offer you SVP of European sales. 432 00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:08,337 We think you've got the goods. And you know what? 433 00:21:08,516 --> 00:21:10,409 You're not a foot soldier. 434 00:21:10,415 --> 00:21:13,401 You're a general. Or a colonel! I'm the general. 435 00:21:13,407 --> 00:21:14,816 (ROB LAUGHS) 436 00:21:14,822 --> 00:21:17,003 Oh, wow! Well... 437 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:20,968 I dunno what to say, other than, number one, thank you. 438 00:21:20,974 --> 00:21:24,991 Uh, but, then, one-A, that's Harita's job. 439 00:21:24,997 --> 00:21:26,582 Mm. Well, as far as I can see, 440 00:21:26,588 --> 00:21:28,380 there's nothing she can do that you can't do. 441 00:21:28,386 --> 00:21:30,488 And besides, I like you. 442 00:21:31,545 --> 00:21:33,136 I like you, too. 443 00:21:33,529 --> 00:21:35,730 Um, but where does that leave Harita? 444 00:21:35,736 --> 00:21:37,232 She's out. She's gone. 445 00:21:38,435 --> 00:21:40,053 Does she know she's gone? 446 00:21:40,059 --> 00:21:41,451 447 00:21:41,457 --> 00:21:42,657 Not yet. 448 00:21:42,663 --> 00:21:50,663 449 00:21:50,669 --> 00:21:58,669 450 00:21:58,675 --> 00:22:02,222 451 00:22:02,228 --> 00:22:04,228 (CHILDREN CHATTER AND LAUGH) 452 00:22:05,294 --> 00:22:06,494 (MOUTHS) 453 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:11,173 454 00:22:11,179 --> 00:22:14,674 - Is that Johnny Squirty-Pants? - Don't look at him. Just keep walking. 455 00:22:17,789 --> 00:22:19,794 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 456 00:22:20,062 --> 00:22:22,465 I think this is gonna be my last year at Kingscote. 457 00:22:22,901 --> 00:22:24,714 I'll find another school. 458 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,710 I might go to bed for six months, maybe, you know, 459 00:22:27,716 --> 00:22:31,619 do a bit of embroidery. Is that okay? I'm really tired. 460 00:22:31,823 --> 00:22:35,387 Well, before you climb under the duvet, I have some news. 461 00:22:35,684 --> 00:22:37,965 James offered me a promotion today. 462 00:22:38,051 --> 00:22:41,880 - Really? - Yeah. Harita's job. 463 00:22:42,176 --> 00:22:44,677 Oh, my God! 464 00:22:44,762 --> 00:22:46,670 Fucking hell! 465 00:22:46,676 --> 00:22:49,010 Those bastards! What did you say to him? 466 00:22:49,016 --> 00:22:50,891 Well, I told him I'd have to think about it, 467 00:22:50,897 --> 00:22:53,595 but... then on the way over here I was thinking about what you said 468 00:22:53,601 --> 00:22:55,324 the other night, about Harita, 469 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:58,511 and men sitting on women's desks, and I thought... 470 00:22:58,517 --> 00:23:00,316 "I don't wanna be that person." 471 00:23:00,322 --> 00:23:02,385 So I called him back and I told him I wasn't gonna 472 00:23:02,391 --> 00:23:04,619 do Harita like that, and I turned it down. 473 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:05,861 Right! 474 00:23:06,611 --> 00:23:09,427 Right. Well, I'm proud of you. (SHE CHUCKLES) 475 00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:12,653 That's great. You should be proud of you, too. 476 00:23:13,128 --> 00:23:16,513 You know, you let them know they wronged Harita, and... 477 00:23:16,519 --> 00:23:19,630 and you have a problem with that. That's great. You said your piece. 478 00:23:19,636 --> 00:23:22,223 - I guess I did. - And tomorrow... 479 00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:25,632 you know, maybe tonight if you can get them on the phone, you... 480 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:29,268 you tell them you've had a think, and, you know, you're ready for this. 481 00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:32,271 You're... you're ready to lead the company in a bold new... 482 00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:35,363 just, blah-blah-blah. I mean, I'm not gonna put words in your mouth. 483 00:23:35,369 --> 00:23:36,774 You'll figure it out. 484 00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:40,367 What? I turned it down because of you, 485 00:23:40,373 --> 00:23:43,148 because of what you said. I thought you'd be proud of me. 486 00:23:43,154 --> 00:23:47,072 I am proud of you. I just said I was proud of you. 487 00:23:47,078 --> 00:23:50,212 I just don't think we can afford to be idealistic, with our mortgage 488 00:23:50,218 --> 00:23:52,406 and credit-card debt, and, 489 00:23:52,412 --> 00:23:55,406 you know, you said you wanted your... you teeth whitened. 490 00:23:56,496 --> 00:23:57,999 Okay... 491 00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:03,676 Oh, don't be all... Come on. You're the best. 492 00:24:05,057 --> 00:24:06,489 We'll be grand. 493 00:24:14,025 --> 00:24:15,225 (BEEP) 494 00:24:16,838 --> 00:24:19,598 (MUSIC: CATASTROPHE THEME BY OLI JULIAN) 495 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:31,070 (BOTH SIGH QUIETLY) 496 00:24:31,076 --> 00:24:36,076 Sync & corrections by PetaG for www.addic7ed.com 497 00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:40,676 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38213

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