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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,718 --> 00:00:03,134 ♪ singers harmonizing ♪ 2 00:00:03,218 --> 00:00:04,510 ♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪ 3 00:00:05,885 --> 00:00:07,385 [Blair] Previously on Black Monday... 4 00:00:07,468 --> 00:00:09,301 You know, Len, I think I know what Mo's up to. 5 00:00:09,385 --> 00:00:10,968 - The Georgina play? - The Georgina play? 6 00:00:11,051 --> 00:00:12,468 We don't have that kind of cash! 7 00:00:12,551 --> 00:00:14,259 [Mo] I will fucking borrow it, Dawn. 8 00:00:14,343 --> 00:00:15,134 [Dawn] You named the place the Jammer Group, 9 00:00:15,218 --> 00:00:17,510 and nobody knows why! 10 00:00:17,593 --> 00:00:18,259 [Mo] You did such a great job at getting them back together. 11 00:00:18,343 --> 00:00:19,218 What about us? 12 00:00:23,385 --> 00:00:26,343 ♪ synth pop music ♪ 13 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:31,301 ♪♪♪ 14 00:00:34,385 --> 00:00:35,718 [man clears throat] 15 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:38,468 Hi, everyone, I'm Alvin Rudnick, 16 00:00:38,551 --> 00:00:40,677 uh, from Steinsteen and Associates. 17 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:43,009 General counsel for the Jammer Group. 18 00:00:43,093 --> 00:00:45,051 Uh, Maurice asked me to come here today 19 00:00:45,134 --> 00:00:47,843 to give you all a, um, brief course 20 00:00:47,927 --> 00:00:52,218 in the do's and try-not-to-do's of sexual harassment. 21 00:00:52,301 --> 00:00:54,593 Sexual... harassment? 22 00:00:54,677 --> 00:00:57,760 It's a new posish, dumbass. Right, Rudnick? 23 00:00:57,843 --> 00:00:59,510 All right, hit me with it. 24 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:00,551 I'm always trying to spruce up my fuck game. 25 00:01:00,635 --> 00:01:01,885 Like, huh! Huh! Huh! 26 00:01:01,968 --> 00:01:03,093 Close. 27 00:01:03,176 --> 00:01:05,426 Sexual harassment refers to 28 00:01:05,510 --> 00:01:09,301 unfair treatment of women in the workplace. 29 00:01:09,385 --> 00:01:12,551 Now, the laws against it aren't new, but enforcement is. 30 00:01:12,635 --> 00:01:13,885 More like her-ass-meant nothing to me. 31 00:01:13,968 --> 00:01:16,093 [laughter] 32 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:18,718 Score one for Rodney Dangertits. 33 00:01:18,802 --> 00:01:20,510 More like Howie Mandela. 34 00:01:20,593 --> 00:01:22,677 - Ooh! - Ooh! 35 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,468 [indistinct chatter] 36 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:26,385 Hit 'em with the part about how you can't 37 00:01:26,468 --> 00:01:29,927 put the moves on or kiss or, you know, fall in love 38 00:01:30,009 --> 00:01:31,510 with any of the chicks in the office. 39 00:01:31,593 --> 00:01:33,218 [Alvin] That's not entirely accurate. 40 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:35,009 Now, obviously, you can say 41 00:01:35,093 --> 00:01:37,927 anything you want to a woman, but the rules 42 00:01:38,009 --> 00:01:39,927 on physical contact are a bit more restricted. 43 00:01:40,009 --> 00:01:41,968 So hypothetically, let's say 44 00:01:42,051 --> 00:01:43,510 that one of you tomcats has caught 45 00:01:43,593 --> 00:01:45,009 a case of the fancies 46 00:01:45,093 --> 00:01:46,760 for one of the fine young fillies 47 00:01:46,843 --> 00:01:47,718 I see trotting their tail feathers around the office. 48 00:01:47,802 --> 00:01:49,510 [Mo] Hey, Al, me again. 49 00:01:49,593 --> 00:01:52,218 I think people work better with specific hypotheticals. 50 00:01:52,301 --> 00:01:53,927 So let's just say that one of the tomcats 51 00:01:54,009 --> 00:01:55,760 in the office is, I don't know, Blair. 52 00:01:55,843 --> 00:01:58,802 Well, I'm engaged, so that doesn't make a ton of sense. 53 00:01:58,885 --> 00:01:59,802 Uh, you'd be surprised how much fucking sense 54 00:01:59,885 --> 00:02:01,093 it could make, Blair. 55 00:02:01,176 --> 00:02:03,093 And let's say that, I don't know, 56 00:02:03,176 --> 00:02:04,802 one of these fillies is, uh, Dawn, 57 00:02:04,885 --> 00:02:05,843 since she's the only chick we got here. 58 00:02:05,927 --> 00:02:07,468 [Rosemarie clears throat] 59 00:02:07,551 --> 00:02:09,760 [Keith] Uh, yeah, Rosemarie has a point. 60 00:02:09,843 --> 00:02:14,259 Do these rules apply to a woman of her, you know, decrepitude? 61 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:17,468 Sexual harassment applies to all women... 62 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:19,301 - [groans] - Who are attractive... 63 00:02:19,385 --> 00:02:22,093 - Okay. - And of childbearing age. 64 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:24,426 In fact, the smoke show clause stipulates 65 00:02:24,510 --> 00:02:26,301 that there are 11 types... 66 00:02:26,385 --> 00:02:28,551 - What? - What? 67 00:02:28,635 --> 00:02:30,301 What? 68 00:02:30,385 --> 00:02:31,885 I just want everybody to have a safe work environment. 69 00:02:31,968 --> 00:02:34,259 So this has absolutely nothing to do 70 00:02:34,343 --> 00:02:35,802 with why you've been acting so fucking weird 71 00:02:35,885 --> 00:02:37,218 since the Manhattan Pageant? 72 00:02:37,301 --> 00:02:38,426 I don't think I've been acting weird. 73 00:02:38,510 --> 00:02:39,843 I think you've been acting weird 74 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:41,009 'cause I didn't show up at Cedar Tavern. 75 00:02:41,093 --> 00:02:42,635 Well, I didn't show up either. 76 00:02:42,718 --> 00:02:44,802 So why would I be pissed that I have no idea 77 00:02:44,885 --> 00:02:45,593 whether you showed up or not? 78 00:02:45,677 --> 00:02:47,301 I don't know. 79 00:02:47,385 --> 00:02:48,718 - Okay. - Okay. 80 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:51,385 A visual aid. [clears throat] 81 00:02:51,468 --> 00:02:52,635 - [Alvin] This is Dum-Dum. - Show us your tits! 82 00:02:52,718 --> 00:02:53,426 [laughter] 83 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:54,593 So we agree. 84 00:02:54,677 --> 00:02:55,843 Nobody showed up at Cedar Tavern, 85 00:02:55,927 --> 00:02:57,259 so nobody's acting weird. 86 00:02:57,343 --> 00:03:00,426 And this seminar is just about respect. 87 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:02,677 Yes, and Wayne is really respecting 88 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:03,802 the fuck out of that doll. 89 00:03:03,885 --> 00:03:05,718 Yo, Alvy, is this kosher? 90 00:03:05,802 --> 00:03:07,885 [man] Oh-ho! 91 00:03:07,968 --> 00:03:10,885 ♪ percussive music ♪ 92 00:03:10,968 --> 00:03:14,301 Obviously, everyone, that was right on the line. 93 00:03:14,385 --> 00:03:17,885 [phone ringing in distance] 94 00:03:17,968 --> 00:03:20,718 - Hey. - [Dawn] Hi. 95 00:03:20,802 --> 00:03:22,843 - SlimFast? - Oh, yeah. 96 00:03:22,927 --> 00:03:24,343 But not fast enough for Tiff. 97 00:03:24,426 --> 00:03:26,259 She's kept me on a strict wedding diet of, uh, 98 00:03:26,343 --> 00:03:30,051 maltodextrin, carrageenan, and phosphates. 99 00:03:30,134 --> 00:03:33,301 - Yum. [laughs] - Mmm, science. 100 00:03:33,385 --> 00:03:37,802 Hey, was it just me, or was that meeting really odd? 101 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,510 I know, right? It sucks. 102 00:03:39,593 --> 00:03:42,301 I mean, soon, we're not even gonna be able to flirt. 103 00:03:42,385 --> 00:03:44,385 Not you and me. I mean in the workplace. 104 00:03:44,468 --> 00:03:46,134 Yeah, no, not with-- not us. 105 00:03:46,218 --> 00:03:47,760 - No. - No. 106 00:03:47,843 --> 00:03:49,635 Um, no, but I was talking about Mo. 107 00:03:49,718 --> 00:03:51,635 Does he know about us at the Cedar Tavern? 108 00:03:51,718 --> 00:03:54,968 No. No, I mean, what is there to know? 109 00:03:55,051 --> 00:03:57,927 I mean, it was just a drunken accident, right? 110 00:03:58,009 --> 00:04:00,051 - Yeah. - Yeah. 111 00:04:00,134 --> 00:04:02,468 Yeah, it was just a-a drunken accident. 112 00:04:02,551 --> 00:04:04,259 - Like my little brother. - Ah. 113 00:04:04,343 --> 00:04:07,259 You kissed your brother too? [laughs] 114 00:04:07,343 --> 00:04:10,343 Uh, no, no, my--my parents thought they were done 115 00:04:10,426 --> 00:04:13,051 having kids, and then they were using the rhythm method and... 116 00:04:13,134 --> 00:04:15,551 - Somebody got off beat. - Exactly. 117 00:04:15,635 --> 00:04:17,051 Yeah. 118 00:04:17,134 --> 00:04:19,301 Well, I'm gonna go eat this. 119 00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:20,301 [laughs] 120 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,718 Nice. 121 00:04:21,802 --> 00:04:22,885 Mm. 122 00:04:25,176 --> 00:04:27,426 - [knocking on door] - [man] You Maurice Monroe? 123 00:04:27,510 --> 00:04:30,885 - What the hell is this? - You'll see. 124 00:04:36,927 --> 00:04:39,218 [phone ringing] 125 00:04:39,301 --> 00:04:41,843 [machine beeps] 126 00:04:41,927 --> 00:04:43,301 Nice! Is that a new fax machine? 127 00:04:43,385 --> 00:04:45,426 The Baud rates on these are insane. 128 00:04:45,510 --> 00:04:46,677 [Mo] No. 129 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,927 LA number? 130 00:04:49,009 --> 00:04:51,718 Holy shit: "For legal reasons, this is not Michael Milken 131 00:04:51,802 --> 00:04:55,718 cordially not inviting you and a guest to Los Angeles 132 00:04:55,802 --> 00:04:58,385 for the seventh annual not-Predator's Ball." 133 00:04:58,468 --> 00:04:59,927 [laughs] Is that what I think it is? 134 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:01,510 I'm legitimately asking that question 135 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,176 because I-I did not understand the invitation. 136 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:05,259 Y-yeah, it's a not-invitation, but yeah! 137 00:05:05,343 --> 00:05:06,301 - That's what it is! - Oh, yes! 138 00:05:06,385 --> 00:05:08,009 I gotta go. 139 00:05:08,093 --> 00:05:09,885 - Yes! - Whoo! Right? 140 00:05:09,968 --> 00:05:11,510 Whoo! 141 00:05:11,593 --> 00:05:13,551 What are you chicks squealing about? 142 00:05:13,635 --> 00:05:16,802 Well, we were just not invited to the Predator's Ball. 143 00:05:16,885 --> 00:05:18,134 - What? This is crazy! - Right? 144 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,301 [Yassir] This is exciting. 145 00:05:20,385 --> 00:05:23,468 I know, but Wayne doesn't know. What's the Predator's Ball? 146 00:05:23,551 --> 00:05:25,343 Well, it's only the only networking event 147 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,510 for the crème de la crème, not hosted 148 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:29,635 by Michael "2 percent" Milken! 149 00:05:29,718 --> 00:05:31,301 - [laughs] - Oh, my God. 150 00:05:31,385 --> 00:05:32,802 This guy is like the Willy Wonka of money! 151 00:05:32,885 --> 00:05:33,718 He's a matchmaker-- he connects money 152 00:05:33,802 --> 00:05:35,385 to people that need it 153 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:36,593 at the most exclusive party in the world. 154 00:05:36,677 --> 00:05:38,468 Like the Illuminati, but less butt stuff. 155 00:05:38,551 --> 00:05:42,051 - Oh, I get that. - LA, here we come. 156 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:43,802 Cowabunga, dudes. 157 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,051 Chillax. You're not going. I'm taking Dawn. 158 00:05:46,134 --> 00:05:47,593 - You are? - You are? 159 00:05:47,677 --> 00:05:49,301 I'm sorry. I know, Keith. 160 00:05:49,385 --> 00:05:50,677 We dreamed about this for years, right? 161 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,093 But my inside guy at the SEC said 162 00:05:53,176 --> 00:05:54,885 that they had a couple of real bitch scouts 163 00:05:54,968 --> 00:05:56,051 and they're coming down really hard 164 00:05:56,134 --> 00:05:57,843 on everybody on the street. 165 00:05:57,927 --> 00:05:59,635 That's why Milken and Bosky and everyone's 166 00:05:59,718 --> 00:06:01,885 being so cautious, so I need you to stay back 167 00:06:01,968 --> 00:06:03,802 and throw a little party of your own this weekend, 168 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:05,009 okay, a shred party. 169 00:06:05,093 --> 00:06:07,176 So the SEC hires two chicks 170 00:06:07,259 --> 00:06:09,218 and now I gotta work this weekend? 171 00:06:09,301 --> 00:06:10,843 Don't think about it as work. You're gonna be the boss. 172 00:06:10,927 --> 00:06:12,259 Okay, of the whole place. 173 00:06:12,343 --> 00:06:13,885 Includin' Blair. 174 00:06:13,968 --> 00:06:15,635 Yeah, but you said he's untouchable. 175 00:06:15,718 --> 00:06:17,051 He's getting a pube too big for his briefs, 176 00:06:17,134 --> 00:06:18,677 and I know just the guy to take him down. 177 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:19,677 You know what? 178 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,009 Take this. 179 00:06:21,093 --> 00:06:22,343 Stick it in your tie. 180 00:06:22,426 --> 00:06:24,051 It's gonna drive him crazy. 181 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,802 [laughs] All right! 182 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,677 Listen up, motherfuckers! 183 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,551 Keith is your god now! 184 00:06:29,635 --> 00:06:31,885 Hi! 185 00:06:31,968 --> 00:06:35,093 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 186 00:06:35,176 --> 00:06:40,343 ♪♪♪ 187 00:06:43,927 --> 00:06:45,009 [Dawn] Hey, what's wrong with you? 188 00:06:45,093 --> 00:06:46,551 You've been acting weird all day. 189 00:06:46,635 --> 00:06:48,385 - Are you nervous? - Huh? No. I'm not nervous. 190 00:06:48,468 --> 00:06:51,051 I just forgot how much LA bums me out. 191 00:06:51,134 --> 00:06:53,343 They should be nervous. So should you. 192 00:06:53,426 --> 00:06:54,802 Yeah, got a lot riding on this, okay? 193 00:06:54,885 --> 00:06:56,301 We need a lot of fucking cash, 194 00:06:56,385 --> 00:06:57,093 and this is the place we can get it. 195 00:06:57,176 --> 00:06:58,593 Everybody needs cash. 196 00:06:58,677 --> 00:07:00,051 I'm saying we finally got a shot 197 00:07:00,134 --> 00:07:01,051 to play with the big boys, okay? 198 00:07:01,134 --> 00:07:02,510 We gotta stay sharp. 199 00:07:02,593 --> 00:07:04,551 Hey, I spent the whole plane ride working 200 00:07:04,635 --> 00:07:05,885 while you joined the mile try club. 201 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:07,760 - [scoffs] - Talking about? 202 00:07:07,843 --> 00:07:09,259 - Those stewardesses were deaf. - They heard you. 203 00:07:09,343 --> 00:07:10,927 Look, what I'm saying is, 204 00:07:11,009 --> 00:07:13,927 this weekend is not about work, okay? 205 00:07:14,009 --> 00:07:15,510 It's gonna be unlike anything you've ever seen before. 206 00:07:15,593 --> 00:07:17,301 You have no idea what you're walking into. 207 00:07:17,385 --> 00:07:20,510 It's--imagine a party thrown by Motley Crue 208 00:07:20,593 --> 00:07:22,468 getting crashed by 2 Live Crew 209 00:07:22,551 --> 00:07:25,551 with a bunch of guys who rowed crew wearing J. Crew. 210 00:07:25,635 --> 00:07:28,259 Wow, how long did it take you to come up with that? 211 00:07:28,343 --> 00:07:30,510 Well, we sat on that tarmac about an hour, 212 00:07:30,593 --> 00:07:33,510 so, like, seven hours. 213 00:07:33,593 --> 00:07:35,677 Mo, truce, okay? 214 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:36,760 Now, come on, if we're gonna do this, 215 00:07:36,843 --> 00:07:37,677 we gotta work together. 216 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,134 What do you always say? 217 00:07:40,218 --> 00:07:41,677 The Police Academy trilogy is better 218 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:42,927 than the Star Wars trilogy. 219 00:07:43,009 --> 00:07:44,718 No, the other thing. 220 00:07:44,802 --> 00:07:47,009 - Fuck 'em all. - Fuck 'em all. 221 00:07:47,093 --> 00:07:50,009 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 222 00:07:50,093 --> 00:07:51,510 ♪♪♪ 223 00:07:51,593 --> 00:07:54,134 Hey, Tiff, so slight change of plans. 224 00:07:54,218 --> 00:07:55,677 Are you coming home earlier? 'Cause I want to beat 225 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,593 Hamptons traffic, and also, I was thinking, 226 00:07:58,677 --> 00:08:00,093 we could take a ride before the ride 227 00:08:00,176 --> 00:08:01,051 if you catch my drift. 228 00:08:01,134 --> 00:08:02,259 Why, do you need to grab 229 00:08:02,343 --> 00:08:03,593 something before we go? 230 00:08:03,677 --> 00:08:05,385 No, I'm talking about doing it. God! 231 00:08:05,468 --> 00:08:06,718 It's been so long, 232 00:08:06,802 --> 00:08:08,218 you can't even catch my drift anymore. 233 00:08:08,301 --> 00:08:09,593 No, no, no, no, no, no, I got it. 234 00:08:09,677 --> 00:08:12,385 But--I-I--no, sadly, uh, we all have to work 235 00:08:12,468 --> 00:08:14,176 late tonight to do compliance. 236 00:08:14,259 --> 00:08:16,134 - You mean a document shred? - Yeah, how'd you know that? 237 00:08:16,218 --> 00:08:17,468 Duh, my family's loaded. 238 00:08:17,551 --> 00:08:20,468 Look, Blair, we need this weekend, okay? 239 00:08:20,551 --> 00:08:22,551 Just--just tell 'em that you can't stay. 240 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:24,426 Tiff, it doesn't really work that way. 241 00:08:24,510 --> 00:08:26,426 But, uh, but look, I will make it up to you. 242 00:08:26,510 --> 00:08:30,009 I'm sorry, we will leave first thing tomorrow, okay? 243 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,009 I love you. 244 00:08:32,718 --> 00:08:34,968 I love you. 245 00:08:35,051 --> 00:08:37,259 Tiffany? 246 00:08:37,343 --> 00:08:39,635 - Tiff, are you there? - [vibrator buzzing] 247 00:08:39,718 --> 00:08:42,635 Okay, fellas, I know this is a lot to shred tonight, 248 00:08:42,718 --> 00:08:44,176 but I feel like if we all work together, 249 00:08:44,259 --> 00:08:45,677 we can be done by midnight, 250 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,385 so what do you say we, uh, we toss in 251 00:08:47,468 --> 00:08:48,343 for some din-din, huh? 252 00:08:48,426 --> 00:08:50,551 Huh? Pick a menu, any menu. 253 00:08:50,635 --> 00:08:52,593 Or we could live dangerously and play 254 00:08:52,677 --> 00:08:54,510 a little takeout roulette, huh, what do you say? 255 00:08:54,593 --> 00:08:57,051 Oh, no, no, no. We're doing Thai. 256 00:08:57,134 --> 00:08:58,968 Hookers. [wheezes] 257 00:08:59,051 --> 00:09:01,760 - Wait, is that my tie pin? - Not anymore, asshole. 258 00:09:01,843 --> 00:09:03,635 Mo gave it to me, 'cause we're best friends. 259 00:09:03,718 --> 00:09:05,176 All right, come on, everybody. 260 00:09:05,259 --> 00:09:06,843 Thai toots on Keith. 261 00:09:06,927 --> 00:09:08,927 See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya. 262 00:09:09,009 --> 00:09:10,760 - Did I just come up with that? - Nope. 263 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:13,635 Fucking animals. 264 00:09:13,718 --> 00:09:17,259 ♪ New Order's "Blue Monday" playing ♪ 265 00:09:17,343 --> 00:09:18,635 [crowd cheers, man screams] 266 00:09:18,718 --> 00:09:19,551 [water splashes] 267 00:09:19,635 --> 00:09:20,760 [man] Toot! 268 00:09:20,843 --> 00:09:22,343 Wow. 269 00:09:22,426 --> 00:09:26,009 ♪ "Blue Monday" continues ♪ 270 00:09:26,093 --> 00:09:26,927 [Mo] What the fuck? 271 00:09:28,510 --> 00:09:29,927 Mr. President. 272 00:09:30,009 --> 00:09:31,718 ♪♪♪ 273 00:09:31,802 --> 00:09:32,551 [Dawn] Ooh, the Yankees are-- 274 00:09:32,635 --> 00:09:34,885 Uh... 275 00:09:34,968 --> 00:09:35,927 [man moans] 276 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,551 [gasps loudly] 277 00:09:38,635 --> 00:09:40,134 Welcome! 278 00:09:40,218 --> 00:09:41,635 I'm Not Michael Milken. 279 00:09:41,718 --> 00:09:44,134 And this is not the Predator's Ball! 280 00:09:44,218 --> 00:09:47,385 [laughs] You must be Dawn and Maurice. 281 00:09:47,468 --> 00:09:49,426 I know because you're our first blacks! 282 00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:51,426 And you are our first woman. 283 00:09:51,510 --> 00:09:54,343 Ooh. Aside from the pros. 284 00:09:54,426 --> 00:09:55,677 - [Not Milken giggles] - Thank you? 285 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:56,885 [Not Milken] Have fun! Enjoy yourself! 286 00:09:56,968 --> 00:09:58,343 Try not to die! 287 00:09:58,426 --> 00:10:00,343 [echoing] Die! Die! Die! Die! 288 00:10:00,426 --> 00:10:03,843 ♪ How does it feel ♪ 289 00:10:03,927 --> 00:10:07,134 - ♪ To treat me like you do ♪ - [machine whirring] 290 00:10:07,218 --> 00:10:11,385 ♪ When you've laid your hands upon me ♪ 291 00:10:11,468 --> 00:10:15,009 ♪ And told me who you are? ♪ 292 00:10:15,093 --> 00:10:16,301 ♪ Thought I was mistaken ♪ 293 00:10:16,385 --> 00:10:18,635 [Blair] What the fuck? Georgina? 294 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:21,009 ♪ I thought I'd heard your words ♪ 295 00:10:21,093 --> 00:10:25,593 - Oh. - ♪ Tell me how do I feel? ♪ 296 00:10:25,677 --> 00:10:29,510 ♪ Tell me now how do I feel? ♪ 297 00:10:29,593 --> 00:10:31,760 [Dawn] Hold on. Hold on. I got him! 298 00:10:31,843 --> 00:10:32,593 ♪♪♪ 299 00:10:32,677 --> 00:10:34,343 Damn it. 300 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:37,343 ♪ Lived through their vocations ♪ 301 00:10:37,426 --> 00:10:39,218 ♪ From the past until completion ♪ 302 00:10:39,301 --> 00:10:41,134 Come on, now! 303 00:10:41,218 --> 00:10:42,968 [Mo] That's it! Watch it! Oh! Come on! 304 00:10:43,051 --> 00:10:44,218 ♪♪♪ 305 00:10:44,301 --> 00:10:45,385 Where are they? 306 00:10:45,468 --> 00:10:47,426 - Ah! - Ah! Get down! 307 00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:49,218 [man shouts indistinctly] 308 00:10:49,301 --> 00:10:50,593 Whoo! 309 00:10:50,677 --> 00:10:53,551 ♪♪♪ 310 00:10:53,635 --> 00:10:55,760 - [screams] - [Dawn laughing] 311 00:10:55,843 --> 00:10:57,927 No, I mean, you really dominated 312 00:10:58,009 --> 00:10:59,635 the whole, like, American Gladiators jousting. 313 00:10:59,718 --> 00:11:02,301 I know I did; you know, I dated Gemini for a minute. 314 00:11:02,385 --> 00:11:05,927 You know, until he 'roided his balls into raisins. 315 00:11:06,009 --> 00:11:09,885 And he was a Leo, I'm a Cancer, so we were incompatible. 316 00:11:09,968 --> 00:11:11,677 Of course, I'm a cancer in every relationship. 317 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:14,009 Oh. I'm glad you said it. 318 00:11:14,093 --> 00:11:17,259 [both laugh] 319 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,718 - Well, this is me. - Yep. That's me. 320 00:11:20,802 --> 00:11:23,551 This is you. [laughs] 321 00:11:23,635 --> 00:11:26,009 Yep. 322 00:11:26,093 --> 00:11:28,593 Um... 323 00:11:28,677 --> 00:11:30,176 What do you want to do, I mean... 324 00:11:30,259 --> 00:11:31,760 you want to call it, or... 325 00:11:31,843 --> 00:11:35,343 ♪ ethereal music ♪ 326 00:11:35,426 --> 00:11:36,593 I could always do one more. 327 00:11:36,677 --> 00:11:38,009 Oh, yeah, you proved that. 328 00:11:38,093 --> 00:11:40,009 [both laugh] 329 00:11:40,093 --> 00:11:42,093 ♪♪♪ 330 00:11:42,176 --> 00:11:43,635 Big day, Mo. 331 00:11:43,718 --> 00:11:45,343 [sighs] It's a fucking huge day. 332 00:11:45,426 --> 00:11:48,551 - We need this money bad, kid. - You keep saying that. 333 00:11:48,635 --> 00:11:49,551 What is it you're not telling me? 334 00:11:49,635 --> 00:11:51,802 - Well, you know, I'm... - Huh? What? 335 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,176 Look, after the Yakuza almost took my finger, 336 00:11:54,259 --> 00:11:55,760 they kind of freaked out and made me give them 337 00:11:55,843 --> 00:11:57,426 a small percentage 338 00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:58,593 of the Jammer Group as collateral. 339 00:11:58,677 --> 00:11:59,593 Just collateral. 340 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,176 Wait, wait. How much? 341 00:12:01,259 --> 00:12:02,468 It's not--it doesn't-- it's 30 percent. 342 00:12:02,551 --> 00:12:04,051 But it's collateral. It doesn't matter. 343 00:12:04,134 --> 00:12:06,635 - Where were we? - We were where we always are. 344 00:12:06,718 --> 00:12:08,468 You not telling me shit. 345 00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:10,051 I just fuckin' told you, Dawn, would you chill? 346 00:12:10,134 --> 00:12:11,760 We get the money back when we catch up on the payments. 347 00:12:11,843 --> 00:12:13,259 It's like a pawn shop. 348 00:12:13,343 --> 00:12:15,259 I thought we agreed, now that we're partners, 349 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,134 that you'd be fucking honest with me-- 350 00:12:17,218 --> 00:12:18,968 - I thought the same thing. - And I'd be honest with you! 351 00:12:19,051 --> 00:12:20,968 - With each other! - Exactly. 352 00:12:21,051 --> 00:12:24,176 Until somebody lied about showing up at Cedar Tavern. 353 00:12:24,259 --> 00:12:28,968 And how would you know I was there unless you were there? 354 00:12:29,051 --> 00:12:31,176 Uh, because I know how women work. 355 00:12:31,259 --> 00:12:34,009 I know women stuff, I have amazing women's intuition. 356 00:12:34,093 --> 00:12:35,718 That's not how that works! 357 00:12:35,802 --> 00:12:36,927 [scoffs] 358 00:12:39,093 --> 00:12:42,051 [phone ringing] 359 00:12:43,176 --> 00:12:45,176 [phone beeps] 360 00:12:45,259 --> 00:12:47,218 - Hello, Jammer Group. - [Tiff] Blair? What the fuck? 361 00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:48,718 You didn't come home last night. 362 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,301 - What about the Hamptons? - [sighs] 363 00:12:50,385 --> 00:12:52,885 Well, I'm--I'm sorry, Keith and the guys sort of 364 00:12:52,968 --> 00:12:54,593 ditched me with all of the shredding. 365 00:12:54,677 --> 00:12:56,843 Why do you let them bully you? 366 00:12:56,927 --> 00:12:59,301 [Blair] Tiffany, they're not bullying me, okay? 367 00:12:59,385 --> 00:13:02,134 Although I guess he did sort of take my lunch money. 368 00:13:02,218 --> 00:13:04,301 Okay, you need to stand up for yourself. 369 00:13:04,385 --> 00:13:07,093 Tiffany, I know you don't have a lot of work experience, 370 00:13:07,176 --> 00:13:10,843 but there is a chain of command that needs to be respected. 371 00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:12,093 [Tiff] Okay. 372 00:13:12,176 --> 00:13:13,635 So you ruin our romantic weekend, 373 00:13:13,718 --> 00:13:15,677 but it's my fault 'cause I'm some rich girl 374 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,343 who never worked, just because I'm a rich girl 375 00:13:17,426 --> 00:13:19,301 who never worked? 376 00:13:19,385 --> 00:13:21,510 - Unlike your precious Dawn. - What? What? 377 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,218 I don't--no, no. 378 00:13:23,301 --> 00:13:24,927 I do not have feelings for Dawn, all right? 379 00:13:25,009 --> 00:13:26,968 I explained this to you, I even-- 380 00:13:27,051 --> 00:13:29,343 I even showed you that episode of Hogan's Heroes. 381 00:13:29,426 --> 00:13:33,259 Look. I'm sorry. I will make this up to you. 382 00:13:33,343 --> 00:13:35,885 Have your dad get us the most un-gettable 383 00:13:35,968 --> 00:13:38,551 reservation tonight, okay? 384 00:13:38,635 --> 00:13:41,802 And then afterwards, we're gonna go home, 385 00:13:41,885 --> 00:13:44,927 and I'm gonna twist you into a hot pretzel 386 00:13:45,009 --> 00:13:47,760 and inject you with my nacho ch-- 387 00:13:47,843 --> 00:13:49,385 - I'm sorry, that was really-- - Yuck. 388 00:13:49,468 --> 00:13:50,760 - My--my first attempt at-- - Pick me up at eight. 389 00:13:50,843 --> 00:13:52,677 - [phone bell resounding] - [sighs] 390 00:13:55,843 --> 00:13:57,635 [sighs] 391 00:13:58,718 --> 00:14:02,093 [vibrator buzzing] 392 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:04,134 [indistinct chatter] 393 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:07,134 ♪ mellow music ♪ 394 00:14:07,218 --> 00:14:08,927 ♪♪♪ 395 00:14:09,009 --> 00:14:09,885 You ready? 396 00:14:09,968 --> 00:14:10,927 Why don't you give her 397 00:14:11,009 --> 00:14:12,426 30 percent of the company? 398 00:14:12,510 --> 00:14:13,760 - She's looking at me. - Oh, really? 399 00:14:13,843 --> 00:14:14,885 Her butt cheeks have fucking eyes now? 400 00:14:14,968 --> 00:14:16,134 No, fucking eyes. She looked at me. 401 00:14:16,218 --> 00:14:17,385 It's impolite not to look back. 402 00:14:17,468 --> 00:14:20,176 [Not Milken #2] Maurice! Dawny! 403 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:22,468 What a wild night, huh? 404 00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:23,468 Who are you? 405 00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:25,510 Well, Not Michael Milken. 406 00:14:25,593 --> 00:14:27,843 I thought we didn't meet Milken yesterday. 407 00:14:27,927 --> 00:14:31,677 Or didn't you? Not? [chuckles] 408 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,134 So, are you guys ready to meet your monetary mystery date? 409 00:14:34,218 --> 00:14:35,551 - Yeah. That's why we're here. - Yeah. 410 00:14:35,635 --> 00:14:37,343 All right. After you. 411 00:14:37,426 --> 00:14:38,301 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 412 00:14:38,385 --> 00:14:39,385 Thank you. 413 00:14:39,468 --> 00:14:44,635 ♪♪♪ 414 00:14:48,301 --> 00:14:49,301 [laughs] 415 00:14:49,385 --> 00:14:50,677 It's a shidduch. 416 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,426 - Oh, here we go. - Oh. 417 00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:54,426 [Mo] Is "shidduch" Jew talk for "shit show"? 418 00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:57,343 I thought this was a conference for investors, not incestors. 419 00:14:57,426 --> 00:14:58,927 - We will sue you. - That is slander! 420 00:14:59,009 --> 00:15:00,176 - That is slanderous! - We will sue you. 421 00:15:00,259 --> 00:15:02,051 Yeah, nothing personal, 422 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,301 but I can't stand these evil Twinkies. 423 00:15:03,385 --> 00:15:04,718 Well, the feeling is mutual. 424 00:15:04,802 --> 00:15:06,051 Yeah, we both have that, uh, same feeling. 425 00:15:06,134 --> 00:15:07,885 But I personally "Motel-the-Tailored" 426 00:15:07,968 --> 00:15:10,843 this match specifically for both of your two firms. 427 00:15:10,927 --> 00:15:12,593 Come on! This thing is bashert! 428 00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:14,426 Listen, I, for one, would like to hear him out, 429 00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:15,927 but maybe in English? 430 00:15:16,009 --> 00:15:17,593 What's the point? The Leighmans would never 431 00:15:17,677 --> 00:15:18,968 make a deal that didn't fuck me over. 432 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,259 - Yeah, yeah. - That's right. 433 00:15:20,343 --> 00:15:22,385 And ditto. So, uh, next. 434 00:15:22,468 --> 00:15:23,635 [Not Milken 2] Maurice, wait a second. 435 00:15:23,718 --> 00:15:25,968 Wait. There-- there is no next. 436 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,218 What do you mean, there's no next? 437 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,802 This place is fuckin' lousy 438 00:15:28,885 --> 00:15:30,468 with rich white guys who don't come in pairs. 439 00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:32,259 Or each other. 440 00:15:32,343 --> 00:15:33,635 - We can hear you! - [Mo] That's why I said it! 441 00:15:33,718 --> 00:15:35,927 Look, this is all we have for the Jammer Group. 442 00:15:36,009 --> 00:15:37,718 There's not a lot of deals that make sense 443 00:15:37,802 --> 00:15:39,426 for a firm with your reputation. 444 00:15:39,510 --> 00:15:40,760 Reputation? 445 00:15:40,843 --> 00:15:41,885 This is the best thing for everybody. 446 00:15:41,968 --> 00:15:43,510 - Oh, this bullshit, huh? - Mo. 447 00:15:43,593 --> 00:15:44,677 - What? - What do you mean, what? 448 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,968 The only reason we're here 449 00:15:46,051 --> 00:15:47,051 is 'cause they need a sucker, Dawn. 450 00:15:47,134 --> 00:15:48,802 Look around. 451 00:15:48,885 --> 00:15:50,176 One of these things is not like the brother. 452 00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:52,093 Come on, Dawn, please, help me out. 453 00:15:52,176 --> 00:15:54,343 - What do you mean, "Dawn"? - Dawn. Your partner. 454 00:15:54,426 --> 00:15:57,093 Mo, let's put emotions aside. Let's hear him out. 455 00:15:57,176 --> 00:15:58,510 We came all the way out here to make this deal. 456 00:15:58,593 --> 00:15:59,593 All the way to sunny California, 457 00:15:59,677 --> 00:16:01,218 where I always get burned. 458 00:16:01,301 --> 00:16:04,176 Trust me, Dawn, they are going to fuck us, okay? 459 00:16:04,259 --> 00:16:06,051 Now, whether you can see it or not, I can. 460 00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:08,760 Well, I see a deal to be made. That's what I see. 461 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,468 Isn't that why you brought me here? 462 00:16:10,551 --> 00:16:12,134 No! I brought you here so that you wouldn't try 463 00:16:12,218 --> 00:16:14,134 to give it up to half the office. 464 00:16:14,218 --> 00:16:16,802 No, that's it, we're out. 465 00:16:16,885 --> 00:16:18,426 [Not Milken 2 sighs] 466 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,051 What a shonda. 467 00:16:20,134 --> 00:16:21,802 It wasn't half the office, it was one guy, 468 00:16:21,885 --> 00:16:24,885 and it was just a kiss, I mean, except Mo. 469 00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:26,510 Which I did everything except-- 470 00:16:26,593 --> 00:16:28,259 The Leighmans need to get into the takeover game 471 00:16:28,343 --> 00:16:30,259 without besmirching their good name. 472 00:16:30,343 --> 00:16:31,968 You guys need cash, right? 473 00:16:32,051 --> 00:16:34,802 That's it. That's the deal. 474 00:16:34,885 --> 00:16:36,843 Dawn, you are a partner, am I right? 475 00:16:39,343 --> 00:16:41,051 I don't know how they do their milk here, but I love it. 476 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,635 It's all about the cows. 477 00:16:42,718 --> 00:16:44,885 Guys. Look. 478 00:16:44,968 --> 00:16:47,426 Mo's letting his emotions get in the way of business. 479 00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:49,259 He hates you, you hate him. 480 00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:50,802 I hate that I love your outfits. 481 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:51,885 Brooks Brothers, personal friends. 482 00:16:51,968 --> 00:16:53,677 We met at the Twinternationals. 483 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,259 But we all love money. 484 00:16:55,343 --> 00:16:56,176 Look. [laughs] 485 00:16:56,259 --> 00:16:58,176 [imitates laugh] 486 00:16:58,259 --> 00:16:59,551 The only thing that Mo has ever been right about-- 487 00:16:59,635 --> 00:17:01,176 Is that we would never do a deal 488 00:17:01,259 --> 00:17:02,718 that doesn't fuck him like a brother. 489 00:17:02,802 --> 00:17:04,551 What? 490 00:17:04,635 --> 00:17:06,093 And to clarify, 491 00:17:06,176 --> 00:17:07,510 I meant that in a purely racist way, 492 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,259 not in the "brother sex" way. 493 00:17:09,343 --> 00:17:11,468 What, why would anybody jump to that, Lare? 494 00:17:11,551 --> 00:17:12,968 - Nobody's jumping to that. - Just double-checking. 495 00:17:13,051 --> 00:17:15,343 - I did, kinda. - She knows what racist is. 496 00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:16,843 She's black. 497 00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:17,927 Don't worry. I know you're racist. 498 00:17:18,009 --> 00:17:19,093 Thank you. 499 00:17:19,176 --> 00:17:20,551 I just meant that we wouldn't 500 00:17:20,635 --> 00:17:22,009 do a deal that wouldn't screw Mo. 501 00:17:22,093 --> 00:17:23,677 Who says that's off the table? 502 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,843 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 503 00:17:26,927 --> 00:17:28,551 504 00:17:28,635 --> 00:17:30,927 [horns honking] 505 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:34,176 [phone ringing] 506 00:17:36,677 --> 00:17:38,426 [woman] You've reached the Jammer Group. 507 00:17:38,510 --> 00:17:40,134 - We're not here. - [answering machine beeps] 508 00:17:40,218 --> 00:17:41,551 [Tiff] Pick up, Blair. 509 00:17:41,635 --> 00:17:43,009 Our reservation was an hour ago. 510 00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:45,134 I am going to count to three. 511 00:17:45,218 --> 00:17:46,468 One. 512 00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:48,385 Two. 513 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,968 Oh, my God, you are fucked. Two and a half! 514 00:17:52,051 --> 00:17:53,343 Hey, kitty cat. 515 00:17:53,426 --> 00:17:55,343 So, good news, bad news. 516 00:17:55,426 --> 00:17:58,051 Um, I finally got rid of that tie you hated, 517 00:17:58,134 --> 00:18:00,635 but it kind of broke the shredder in the proc-- 518 00:18:00,718 --> 00:18:03,593 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 519 00:18:03,677 --> 00:18:05,760 ♪♪♪ 520 00:18:05,843 --> 00:18:08,385 Ow! Fuck! That smarts. 521 00:18:08,468 --> 00:18:13,343 ♪♪♪ 522 00:18:26,677 --> 00:18:29,218 Hello, I'm, uh, here to see a patient. 523 00:18:29,301 --> 00:18:32,176 - Rod Jaminski? - How'd you know? 524 00:18:32,259 --> 00:18:34,843 We only have one patient. 525 00:18:34,927 --> 00:18:37,051 Follow me. 526 00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:45,301 ♪♪♪ 527 00:18:47,635 --> 00:18:48,635 Jesus. 528 00:18:48,718 --> 00:18:51,760 ♪♪♪ 529 00:18:51,843 --> 00:18:52,551 Hey. 530 00:18:52,635 --> 00:18:57,802 ♪♪♪ 531 00:19:00,677 --> 00:19:02,510 [sighs] 532 00:19:06,051 --> 00:19:07,593 Hey, Jammer. 533 00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:10,802 Blair! 534 00:19:10,885 --> 00:19:12,134 [Tiff] Blair! 535 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,802 Tiffany? 536 00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:14,968 [Blair] Look, before you start screaming-- 537 00:19:15,051 --> 00:19:18,301 Over here, boys! 538 00:19:18,385 --> 00:19:22,677 This is an industrial textile decimator. 539 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,051 Daddy uses it to keep surplus inventory 540 00:19:25,134 --> 00:19:26,385 from falling into the hands of the homeless. 541 00:19:26,468 --> 00:19:28,968 "Tiffany, nothing ruins a brand faster 542 00:19:29,051 --> 00:19:30,885 than seeing it on a bum." 543 00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:33,218 I'm sorry I ruined our weekend. 544 00:19:33,301 --> 00:19:35,051 It's not about that. 545 00:19:35,134 --> 00:19:37,802 Blair, I am obsessed with you. 546 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,593 And when I see you getting pushed around, 547 00:19:39,677 --> 00:19:41,259 it makes me literally insane. 548 00:19:41,343 --> 00:19:44,468 Well, from now on, no one's pushing me around. 549 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,093 - Except for you. - Ooh. 550 00:19:47,176 --> 00:19:48,885 You can push my ass around. 551 00:19:48,968 --> 00:19:50,468 - Tight little bottom. - Yeah, my tight bottom. 552 00:19:50,551 --> 00:19:51,760 Oh, you want to shred it, Mommy? 553 00:19:51,843 --> 00:19:54,051 Oh, yeah. Do it. 554 00:19:54,134 --> 00:19:55,593 - You like that? - Yeah. 555 00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:56,843 - You like that? - [decimator whirs] 556 00:19:56,927 --> 00:19:58,218 Oh! My God. 557 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,301 Bottom line: 558 00:20:01,385 --> 00:20:03,677 These hostile takeovers throw off 10 X. 559 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,093 You can't get that leverage 560 00:20:05,176 --> 00:20:06,843 anywhere in your outdated sectors. 561 00:20:06,927 --> 00:20:08,510 So what do you guys say? 562 00:20:08,593 --> 00:20:11,760 Are you gonna let emotions get in the way of business? 563 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,134 - Yes. - Yes. 564 00:20:13,218 --> 00:20:14,426 - Really, you're in? - No, yes. 565 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:16,134 We're gonna let emotions get in the way. 566 00:20:16,218 --> 00:20:18,259 Look, Dawn, we've known you a long time. 567 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,885 You're a smart woman. 568 00:20:20,009 --> 00:20:21,510 Which we would normally find repulsive. 569 00:20:21,593 --> 00:20:22,927 But we'd be willing to overlook that for money. 570 00:20:23,009 --> 00:20:24,218 Good. 571 00:20:24,301 --> 00:20:25,343 What we can't overlook 572 00:20:25,426 --> 00:20:27,343 is our evergreen hatred for Mo. 573 00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:28,927 I thought you claimed this deal would fuck him over. 574 00:20:29,009 --> 00:20:30,218 More than you can ever dream. 575 00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:31,885 Listening. 576 00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:33,635 Because once this deal is done, I'm done. 577 00:20:33,718 --> 00:20:35,218 I'm leaving the Jammer Group. 578 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,760 - Why? - Mo's unhinged. 579 00:20:37,843 --> 00:20:40,385 He pawned a percentage of our company 580 00:20:40,468 --> 00:20:42,885 to the Yakuza without even telling me. 581 00:20:42,968 --> 00:20:44,093 I'm gonna do these last few deals, 582 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,927 get my cut, and walk. 583 00:20:47,009 --> 00:20:48,843 Without me, Mo's done. 584 00:20:48,927 --> 00:20:50,343 Six months, tops. 585 00:20:50,426 --> 00:20:53,385 He'll be broke, in jail, dead, or all three. 586 00:20:53,468 --> 00:20:56,551 So what do you guys say, huh? 587 00:20:56,635 --> 00:20:58,134 You want to take Mo off the board 588 00:20:58,218 --> 00:20:59,760 and make a mint while doing it? 589 00:21:04,593 --> 00:21:06,677 Uh... 590 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,385 You know, it's been a while since I've been back, 591 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,718 and I don't want to hear any shit about it, okay? 592 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,468 I-I did my time in Cali. You did too. 593 00:21:15,426 --> 00:21:16,927 I'm trying the Georgina Play. 594 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,343 Going for it. 595 00:21:18,426 --> 00:21:20,635 Just like we always dreamed about. 596 00:21:23,802 --> 00:21:25,343 I mean, it should be the rush of my life, right? 597 00:21:25,426 --> 00:21:28,218 But I'm... 598 00:21:28,301 --> 00:21:31,635 I'm distracted. I keep losing focus. 599 00:21:31,718 --> 00:21:33,593 Over a woman. Dawn. 600 00:21:33,677 --> 00:21:35,718 I mean, I-I don't know what to fucking do, Jammer. 601 00:21:35,802 --> 00:21:39,009 [Jammer coughing] 602 00:21:39,093 --> 00:21:41,885 ♪ dramatic electronic music ♪ 603 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:47,134 ♪♪♪ 604 00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:50,593 Shit. You're alive. 605 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,593 I thought you were fully fucking Von Bulow'd. 606 00:21:53,677 --> 00:21:55,593 Take my watch off 607 00:21:55,677 --> 00:21:58,218 and read me the inscription on the back. 608 00:21:58,301 --> 00:22:00,385 I know what it says, Jammer. 609 00:22:00,468 --> 00:22:01,968 Well, then, don't be an asshole. 610 00:22:02,051 --> 00:22:02,927 Take it off and read it. 611 00:22:03,009 --> 00:22:05,551 [sighs] Boy. 612 00:22:05,635 --> 00:22:07,426 Oh, look at that. It says "fuck 'em all." 613 00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:10,009 Fuck 'em all. 614 00:22:10,093 --> 00:22:12,343 I lived my whole life like that. 615 00:22:12,426 --> 00:22:15,134 Money over everything and everyone. 616 00:22:15,218 --> 00:22:18,551 And look where I am now. 617 00:22:18,635 --> 00:22:20,468 Uh, well, hold on a second. I'm confused. 618 00:22:20,551 --> 00:22:22,551 Are you telling me that after all these years, 619 00:22:22,635 --> 00:22:24,343 now you're saying 620 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:27,677 money doesn't matter, that it's all about love? 621 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,510 You're dumb. 622 00:22:29,593 --> 00:22:30,927 That's it, I just figured out, 623 00:22:31,009 --> 00:22:32,093 you're fuckin' dumb. 624 00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:34,468 I meant look where I am now. 625 00:22:34,551 --> 00:22:37,093 The best medical facility on the fuckin' planet. 626 00:22:37,176 --> 00:22:38,301 Ah. 627 00:22:38,385 --> 00:22:39,802 I bought the whole goddamn place, 628 00:22:39,885 --> 00:22:41,176 got rid of everybody, 629 00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:43,218 and I got the best medical technology, 630 00:22:43,301 --> 00:22:47,635 which may make me live forever. 631 00:22:47,718 --> 00:22:51,927 Everything I am, was, will be 632 00:22:52,009 --> 00:22:55,343 is about money. 633 00:22:55,426 --> 00:22:57,468 Love... 634 00:22:57,551 --> 00:22:59,468 I thought you'd learned your lesson after Connie. 635 00:22:59,551 --> 00:23:02,093 No one gives a shit about you. 636 00:23:02,176 --> 00:23:04,760 - Except... - Me. 637 00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:07,009 Attaboy. Yourself. 638 00:23:07,093 --> 00:23:09,134 Peggy! 639 00:23:09,218 --> 00:23:11,551 I think it's Penny. Penny! 640 00:23:11,635 --> 00:23:15,259 Call Reynolds and Eloise and cancel poker night. 641 00:23:15,343 --> 00:23:17,468 And then call Hefner and tell him 642 00:23:17,551 --> 00:23:21,301 to rain-check Ms. September through November. 643 00:23:21,385 --> 00:23:23,093 Tell him it's a family emergency. 644 00:23:23,176 --> 00:23:24,385 Got it. 645 00:23:24,468 --> 00:23:26,843 Now, you, you know what you can do? 646 00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:29,635 Get us a case of whiskey older than I am. 647 00:23:29,718 --> 00:23:31,468 And you and I will drink 648 00:23:31,551 --> 00:23:33,593 this pathetic bitch out of your head. 649 00:23:36,176 --> 00:23:38,259 Sounds like a plan. 650 00:23:38,343 --> 00:23:39,843 What the fuck was I thinking about? 651 00:23:39,927 --> 00:23:41,802 That was cool. 652 00:23:41,885 --> 00:23:43,510 You just touched me and you meant it. 653 00:23:43,593 --> 00:23:44,885 I love that. 654 00:23:44,968 --> 00:23:46,802 Thank you, Jammer. 655 00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:49,677 I'm gonna be right back. 656 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:53,301 Let's party! [coughing] 657 00:23:53,385 --> 00:23:56,468 [Jammer coughing and hacking] 658 00:23:59,551 --> 00:24:01,051 Hey. Tell me the truth. 659 00:24:01,134 --> 00:24:04,760 I'm the first visitor he's had in months, right? 660 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,551 Years. 661 00:24:06,635 --> 00:24:07,468 Huh. 662 00:24:08,385 --> 00:24:09,468 All right, thanks. 663 00:24:13,927 --> 00:24:17,259 [phone line trilling] 664 00:24:17,343 --> 00:24:20,343 - Hey, Dawn. Listen. - Mo, you listen. 665 00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:22,760 Now, I somehow tricked the Leighmans into giving us 666 00:24:22,843 --> 00:24:25,134 an ass load of capital with shitty terms for them, 667 00:24:25,218 --> 00:24:26,468 and I know what you're gonna say. 668 00:24:26,551 --> 00:24:28,218 Do it. 669 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,426 - Wait, really? - Dawn, you're my partner. 670 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:31,593 All right, and I'm sorry if I haven't 671 00:24:31,677 --> 00:24:33,009 always treated you that way. 672 00:24:33,093 --> 00:24:35,426 You--you deserve better. 673 00:24:35,510 --> 00:24:37,093 - You feel all right? - [Mo] No, I mean it. 674 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,009 I trust you. 675 00:24:39,093 --> 00:24:42,051 And I hope someday you'll be able to trust me again. 676 00:24:42,134 --> 00:24:43,593 If you think this deal works, 677 00:24:43,677 --> 00:24:45,468 I want you to go ahead and do it. 678 00:24:45,551 --> 00:24:46,677 Thank you. 679 00:24:49,093 --> 00:24:50,718 [phone beeps] 680 00:24:50,802 --> 00:24:54,343 Mazel, Dawny, you did it! 681 00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:56,718 Let me guess. You're Not Milken too. 682 00:24:56,802 --> 00:24:59,468 Actually, I'm Not Milken Three, but the truth is, 683 00:24:59,551 --> 00:25:01,968 Milken is more of an idea than a man. 684 00:25:02,051 --> 00:25:03,760 He's in all of us. 685 00:25:03,843 --> 00:25:05,134 Huh. 686 00:25:08,009 --> 00:25:10,927 [horns honking distantly] 687 00:25:13,259 --> 00:25:14,843 - Oh! Hey! - Hi. 688 00:25:14,927 --> 00:25:17,259 - Hey. - Oh. Thank you. 689 00:25:17,343 --> 00:25:18,426 - We appreciate it. - You're welcome. 690 00:25:18,510 --> 00:25:21,510 Ja. Think he bought it? 691 00:25:21,593 --> 00:25:23,051 Oh, wow, what accent are you doing? 692 00:25:23,134 --> 00:25:25,927 I don't know. I thought it was European. 693 00:25:26,009 --> 00:25:28,677 Swedish vampire. Fuck! 694 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,051 Someone must've tipped them off we're coming. 695 00:25:30,134 --> 00:25:31,635 - This is confetti. - Then we're fucked. 696 00:25:31,718 --> 00:25:32,635 Let's just go back to the office. 697 00:25:32,718 --> 00:25:34,259 No. No, no, no, no, no. 698 00:25:34,343 --> 00:25:36,176 We'll just, we'll put it back together. 699 00:25:36,259 --> 00:25:37,927 You know, we'll do the work. No shortcuts. 700 00:25:38,009 --> 00:25:40,051 You know if we go back empty-handed, 701 00:25:40,134 --> 00:25:42,802 the guys are gonna call us the SEC-you-next-Tuesdays again. 702 00:25:42,885 --> 00:25:45,093 That's gonna take forever! 703 00:25:45,176 --> 00:25:47,218 No. We gotta get some dirt on one of these guys 704 00:25:47,301 --> 00:25:48,885 and blackmail the motherfucker 705 00:25:48,968 --> 00:25:51,093 like some real SEC-you-next-Tuesday-- 706 00:25:51,176 --> 00:25:52,510 Have a good one! 707 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:53,593 - [all] Bye! - [elevator dings] 708 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:54,593 Thank you for your garbage! 709 00:25:56,426 --> 00:25:58,760 Whoa! Where do you think you're going, bitch boy? 710 00:25:58,843 --> 00:26:01,218 - Home. I finished. - [scoffs] Bullshit. 711 00:26:01,301 --> 00:26:02,677 How'd you finish that? 712 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,009 Show me, pantywaist. 713 00:26:05,093 --> 00:26:06,593 - No. - No? 714 00:26:06,677 --> 00:26:08,718 I'm your boss. I command you. 715 00:26:08,802 --> 00:26:11,218 Your days of bullying me for no reason are over. 716 00:26:11,301 --> 00:26:12,259 All right? 717 00:26:12,343 --> 00:26:13,677 You're the reason I got fired. 718 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,218 You're gay. I know you're gay. 719 00:26:16,301 --> 00:26:18,093 Ty told me. Ty told me everything. 720 00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:20,468 Yeah. I don't want to use that information against you, 721 00:26:20,551 --> 00:26:21,635 but if you don't stop fucking with me, 722 00:26:21,718 --> 00:26:23,009 I will tell everyone, 723 00:26:23,093 --> 00:26:24,551 and I'll start with your family. 724 00:26:24,635 --> 00:26:25,968 Maybe your kids first. That seem right? 725 00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:28,009 I'm gay? 726 00:26:28,093 --> 00:26:30,760 That's fucking rich, coming from you. 727 00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:35,051 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 728 00:26:35,134 --> 00:26:36,385 What? 729 00:26:36,468 --> 00:26:37,968 Basura. 730 00:26:38,051 --> 00:26:40,093 ♪♪♪ 731 00:26:40,176 --> 00:26:41,510 [whispering] Oh, my God! 732 00:26:41,593 --> 00:26:42,718 [whispering] We got him! 733 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:46,009 ♪ percussive music ♪ 734 00:26:46,093 --> 00:26:48,968 [employees murmuring indistinctly] 735 00:26:51,426 --> 00:26:54,009 Lights are staying on. Dawn filled our bank! 736 00:26:54,093 --> 00:26:55,968 [cheers and applause] 737 00:26:56,051 --> 00:26:58,176 - What's up, Dawn? - Ah! [laughs] 738 00:26:58,259 --> 00:26:59,510 [woman] Hey, Dawn! 739 00:26:59,593 --> 00:27:01,593 Yes! 740 00:27:01,677 --> 00:27:02,968 [man] Whoo! 741 00:27:06,176 --> 00:27:07,677 Thank you, fellas! 742 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,635 ♪ uplifting music ♪ 743 00:27:10,718 --> 00:27:12,051 ♪♪♪ 744 00:27:12,134 --> 00:27:14,259 - Hey. - Hey. 745 00:27:14,343 --> 00:27:16,259 I just wanted to say thanks again. 746 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,468 - Partner. - [both laugh] 747 00:27:18,551 --> 00:27:21,635 Look, I gotta be honest with you, okay, I, um... 748 00:27:21,718 --> 00:27:24,051 I did show up at Cedar Tavern. 749 00:27:24,134 --> 00:27:25,885 For you. 750 00:27:25,968 --> 00:27:29,927 But, uh, then I saw Blair and... you know. 751 00:27:30,009 --> 00:27:31,927 Yeah. 752 00:27:32,009 --> 00:27:35,551 - And I went for you. - Mm. 753 00:27:35,635 --> 00:27:38,385 But when you didn't show up, it just reminded me 754 00:27:38,468 --> 00:27:40,468 of all the times you let me down, 755 00:27:40,551 --> 00:27:43,551 and so I got drunk and stupid. 756 00:27:43,635 --> 00:27:45,593 - But-- - Boss, we got a problem. 757 00:27:45,677 --> 00:27:47,134 Why didn't you deliver the money? 758 00:27:47,218 --> 00:27:48,510 The Yakuza wouldn't take it. 759 00:27:48,593 --> 00:27:49,760 The fuck are you talking about? 760 00:27:49,843 --> 00:27:51,718 They said someone bought our debt. 761 00:27:51,802 --> 00:27:52,802 - [intercom beeps] - What? 762 00:27:52,885 --> 00:27:53,760 [woman] Mr. Monroe? 763 00:27:53,843 --> 00:27:54,843 Call on line two. 764 00:27:57,718 --> 00:27:59,301 - Yeah? - [Larry] Mo Money! 765 00:27:59,385 --> 00:28:01,259 Len and Lare here. How's tricks? 766 00:28:01,343 --> 00:28:02,885 [Lenny] 'Cause we got one for you. 767 00:28:02,968 --> 00:28:04,760 While you were focused on getting us 768 00:28:04,843 --> 00:28:06,843 to invest in your tiny takeovers, 769 00:28:06,927 --> 00:28:10,051 we went and acquired 30 percent of the Jammer Group. 770 00:28:10,134 --> 00:28:12,385 [Larry] Pretty reckless of you to use company shares 771 00:28:12,468 --> 00:28:14,259 as collateral with a violent crime syndicate! 772 00:28:14,343 --> 00:28:15,968 [Lenny] Oopsie. Dawn let it slip. 773 00:28:16,051 --> 00:28:17,677 [Larry] And then we went and bought them off. 774 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,385 [Lenny] Anyhoo, just make sure 775 00:28:19,468 --> 00:28:21,051 those dividend checks are on time, shithead. 776 00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:22,677 [Larry] You know what? I'm thinking we should 777 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,301 change our names to the Leighman Brothas. 778 00:28:24,385 --> 00:28:25,259 [both laughing] 779 00:28:25,343 --> 00:28:26,968 - [phone clicks] - Mo. 780 00:28:27,051 --> 00:28:29,718 How the fuck could you be so fucking stupid? 781 00:28:35,134 --> 00:28:36,885 Get out of my office, Dawn. 782 00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:43,760 ♪ melancholy electronic music ♪ 783 00:28:43,843 --> 00:28:48,760 ♪♪♪ 784 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:53,360 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55616

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