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( light rock action theme playing)

( suspenseful theme playing)

MAN: Open the door!

Open the door!

I said open up!

Now!

What are you doing?

You... Ugh!

Or do you think I'm imagining this, huh?

Oh, talk back to me, why don't you?

Leave me alone, you stupid animal!

No.

Aah!

Now, raise your voice at me again, why don't you?

Get up! Stop it!

Stop it!

(crying)

Oh, what you gonna do with that, boy?

You gonna shoot me?

Go ahead, pull the trigger.

You ain't gonna shoot me.

You ain't gonna do nothing. Just like I thought!

WOMAN: No, no. You ain't got the guts.

Now, you ever rise up on me again, and I'll kill you!

So help me, I'll kill both of you!

You hear me?

BOY: Ma?

Ma?

(school bell rings)

You know, this isn't a bad school,

and these aren't bad kids, but...

If something isn't done now, they could get into trouble.

Exactly.

They're at the age where if we don't impact them now,

we may lose them forever.

That's why we're here.

When do we get to meet the kids?

Right now. Great.

(loud rock music playing)

Yo, Joey. What's up, man?

Yo, Pepper, check it out.

If I told you you had a nice body,

would you hold it against me?

(music stops) If I told you you had detention,

would you hold that against me?

Oh, come on, Mrs. O, don't be like that.

I was just trying to be friendly, that's all.

Save it, Clifton. Students,

I'd like for you to meet Ranger Walker

and Miss Cahill.

They'll be with you up at Ranger Teen Camp.

Ah, great. We get to spend a whole week

with Ranger Ken and Barbie.

(all laugh)

What could be better than that?

O'SULLIVAN: I'm sorry about that.

Don't be.

It's not our first time.

TRIVETTE: Hey, guys.

Apologize for being late, court took a long time.

Ah, Mrs. O'Sullivan,

this is my partner, Ranger Trivette.

Oh, it's nice to meet you, Ranger Trivette.

He'll be at camp with us. Oh, great.

But I thought you said there was seven students?

There were. Cindy Cordero won't be joining us.

There will only be six now.

BOY: Eddie, where did you get the shiner?

Hi, Eddie.

( mysterious theme playing)

What happened to him?

O'SULLIVAN: That's Eddie Del Toro.

His mother has a live-in boyfriend

who can get pretty rough.

Well, has anybody called the authorities?

O'SULLIVAN: A few times.

The mother won't press charges, and Eddie always has a story.

Why won't Cindy Cordero be going with us?

Cindy just found out she's three months' pregnant.

Three months' pregnant?

How old is she? Thirteen.

Let me give you a hand.

That's okay. I got it.

No problem.

I'm Cordell Walker.

What's your name? Eddie.

Eddie.

Nasty bruise, Eddie.

I-I-I fell.

Really?

I was all by myself and I fell.

I'm kind of a spaz. (school bell rings)

I gotta go now. Miss Melanie gets really mad if we're late.

Okay, I'll see you later, Eddie.

What did you find out?

I just found our seventh camper.

( light rock action theme playing)

♪ In the eyes of a Ranger ♪

♪ The unsuspecting stranger ♪

♪ Had better know the truth ♪

♪ Of wrong from right ♪

♪ 'Cause the eyes Of the Ranger ♪

♪ Are upon you ♪

♪ Any wrong you do He's gonna see ♪

♪ When you're in Texas Look behind you ♪

♪ 'Cause that's where The Ranger's gonna be ♪

( suspenseful theme playing)

(sighs)

About time.

Get ready.

You're late.

I had things to do.

You had things to do?

Yeah, that's right.

You arrogant piece of garbage, I ought to take that...

You ought to what? Huh? Gentlemen.

Come on, "you ought to" what?

Gentlemen, please.

Relax.

This isn't personal.

( tense theme playing)

That's the stuff?

Sixteen kilos.

You wanna count it?

No.

I trust you.

Yeah.

(snaps fingers)

Gentlemen.

(car engine starts)

Yum... yum.

Easy money, eh?

MAN: You said it, boss.

(beeping)

What the...?

Son of a...

Stop the car!

( dramatic theme playing)

Now, that... was personal.

(gavel banging)

Five hundred hours of community service?

Are you out of your mind?

I mean, uh... Uh... Uh...

I'm sorry, Your Honor.

That's no, n-n-no disrespect

for that last remark there,

but if you want my personal opinion

about this whole thing, I mean,

that last ruling is absolutely ridiculous here.

You know what I mean? Actually, Mr. Brooks,

upon further review of your file,

I find myself in complete concurrence with your opinion.

(chuckles)

Hey, all right, judgie.

One thousand hours of community service.

One thousand hours?

He's all yours, Ranger Walker.

Walker?

You mean, like, Texas Ranger?

Walker?

Oh, man.

( mischievous theme playing)

You mean me?

O'SULLIVAN: Okay, everybody together.

I want you to settle down.

Now, I want you to listen to Ranger Walker and Miss Cahill,

and I want you to make me very proud of you.

Put the bags down here. BROOKS: Camping?

You mean, like, outdoors with no-toilet-type camping?

That's what you're talking about, I mean...

Why didn't I come up with this? This is a brilliant idea.

Too bad there isn't a plane involved here.

Charlie, give your mouth a rest and help me with this.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Camping and manual labor?

I'm gonna call your name, and jump on board.

Lisa.

Pepper.

Clifton.

Marcy. I'm right here.

ALEX: Donna.

Peanut. Excuse me?

Everyone calls me Peanut.

Is that what you'd like us to call you? Okay.

Peanut. Here.

Why am I so fortunate? Why am I so fortunate?

Sophisticate like me, huh?

Put the rest in yourself.

I'll put it in. ALEX: Eddie.

I'm dealing with a cowboy. Eddie.

Oh. I mean, here.

Climb aboard. Joey.

What?

Does that mean you're here?

Not because I wanna be.

Well, you don't have much of a choice, do you?

It's either the camp, or juvenile hall.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Whatever.

These kids, you know,

they make me nervous. You know that?

'Cause they always have to go to the bathroom.

This isn't a long trip, is it?

Phew.

Jimmy and C.D. are meeting us at the camp?

Yeah, they left early to get everything ready.

I have a feeling they're gonna have a bit more fun than we are.

Me too. (giggles)

TRIVETTE: Strike one!

Strike two!

It's going, it's go... Oh, it's a foul ball.

Damn it, Jimmy, would you quit hitting that mattress there?

We're working at cross purposes here.

You got three and two on me, Big Dog.

I gotta swing for the bleachers.

It's going. It's... It's a home run!

Would you hit it downwind, please?

Why don't you shut the door?

It doesn't serve a purpose closed,

that's why I've got it open.

Big Dog, if you had locked down the shutters last year,

there wouldn't be so much dust in the mattresses this year.

Don't hit that mattress again.

You hit that mattress one more time,

and you're gonna be wearing this broom.

Have you got it?

I got it.

Okay.

Thanks.

It's a hit! I warned you.

I'm just joking, I'm just... I warned you.

Whoa! Big Dog!

Ow!

You're out!

I was just playing with you.

Well, I think I'll get back to sweeping.

( upbeat theme playing)

(snoring)

So... why are you here?

I got arrested.

(laughs)

So this camp, they got bears up there?

No, there's no bears up there.

No bears.

Because the rattlesnakes scared 'em all away.

Rattlesnakes?

Lots of rattlesnakes.

Oh, I get it. It's a joke, right?

(imitates snake rattle)

It is a joke, right?

It's a joke.

It's a joke.

(all laughing)

BROOKS: Rattlesnakes in Texas. Ha-ha-ha.

(C.D. humming)

Well, Jimmy, how you doin' over there?

Picasso, man, Picasso.

(both chuckle)

Oh, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait a minute...

Wait a minute, Jimmy. What?

Supposed to paint the siding green, and...

And these little strips here are supposed to be white.

White with green trim.

No, no, no. No, wait, please.

Hey. What?

Green with white trim.

No, no, that's not what you told me.

You said white with green trim.

( mischievous theme playing)

Hey, guys, look, there's a restaurant up ahead.

All right, good, we can eat.

Come on, Walker, give us a break,

we're starving to death back here.

Guys, we're almost there,

and C.D.'s gonna have lunch for us.

And C.D. is? BROOKS: Yeah.

C.D. Parker. He's a retired Texas Ranger.

And he's making our lunch?

ALEX: Yeah. A Texas Ranger chef?

What's his specialty, cow pies?

(all laughing)

ALEX: Whoa.

( suspenseful theme playing)

BROOKS: Oh, man.

JOEY: Great.

Terrific, a flat tire.

WALKER: Okay,

why don't you take the kids to the diner and have lunch?

Alrighty.

Kids, grab your coats.

Come on, everybody out.

BROOKS: Go ahead. WALKER: Come on.

JOEY: All right. All right.

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na!

What are you doing?

Well, I'll... You...

It's gonna be white with green trim, buddy.

Hey, you smart aleck, I'll show you a thing or two.

No! Yes, I will.

Charlie. What?

WALKER: Get back here.

I wanna go get something to eat over here.

I said get back here.

Look, you see these hands?

These hands don't do manual labor, okay?

Or changing a tire, uh-uh. Way out of the question.

WALKER: There's a first time for everything.

Now get the tire. Wanna know something, Walker?

I mean, you know, nothing personal here.

I don't want to, you know, disrespect you and all,

but uh, you're starting to get on my nerves a little bit.

Will you just get the tire?

(chattering and laughing)

BROOKS: All right, I'm getting the tire, all right?

I love camping, I just love this stuff.

(grunts)

What are you doing?

I'm trying to get a tire here.

Think that's the way Mickey Mantle got started?

I mean, he's around from here, right?

Mission someplace?

What else am I supposed to do? Want me to change the oil?

WALKER: No, just stand there and watch.

BROOKS: I watch. I'll watch. I'll stand here.

MAN: So how long are we gonna be

holed up in this dump anyways?

Joey Sides is coming up from Dallas in the morning.

Joey Sides is coming here?

A money launderer that makes house calls?

Is this a great country, or what?

(both laugh)

( suspenseful theme playing)

The second elephant says, "No soap. Radio."

(all laughing)

Get them out of here.

Now.

I'm sorry, ma'am, but the kitchen's closed.

Excuse me?

WAITRESS: The kitchen's closed.

No, it's not.

Um, it is, uh, for you.

(chuckles)

You can't do this.

I'm sorry. No, you don't understand.

You can't do this, it's against the law.

Uh, lady, I-I don't want to have to say it again.

The kitchen's closed.

And, uh, you got about 15 seconds

to get this little pack of mutts out of here.

CLIFTON: Pack of mutts?

Clifton. Who you calling a pack of mutts?

Dang, you so ugly when you were born,

the doctor slapped your mother.

Ooh. Ooh-hoo-hoo.

Huh, you got a real smart mouth on you, boy.

(laughs)

What's going on?

They won't let us eat.

Who won't let you eat?

Kitchen's closed.

Is that right?

Yeah, it's right.

You got a problem with that?

Yeah, I've got a problem with that.

Uh-huh. And, uh,

what are you gonna do about it?

I'm gonna ask you very nice to sit down and behave yourself.

Oh. You're gonna ask us real nice.

Isn't that sweet? He's gonna ask us nice.

Uh, well, what if we say no?

Then I'm not gonna ask you so nice.

Oh, boy.

Why do I have the feeling that something not too nice

is gonna be happening around here?

Don't do that.

Yeah.

I-I'm sorry.

EDDIE: Whoa.

(children gasp)

(both grunting)

(grunting)

MAN: Nighty night.

(crowd chattering)

How, how did we do? How did I do? Good?

This fighting stuff makes me very nervous, you know?

You did fine, Charlie.

(children laugh)

Oh, jeez. ALEX: Where's Joey?

JOEY: Oh, right here.

I had to use the restroom.

So, what's good?

(children chattering)

Where's the money?

Come on, come on, come on.

( suspenseful theme playing)

Which one of you idiots left the money in the car?

It's very simple.

Somebody knows something.

Find them.

( upbeat theme playing)

(Trivette laughing)

You might need a little more.

(laughing)

Huh, you need some more?

TRIVETTE: Okay, all right.

C.D.: Need some more?

Well, I'll get some right out of the bucket.

I'll get some out of the bucket.

TRIVETTE (laughing): Okay, okay, okay!

(Trivette laughing)

(children chattering)

You might need some more...

Oh-ho! Whoo-hoo!

Okay, okay, okay, they're here.

How about a little there?

How about a little back there?

Can you believe this?

Our children.

Your children.

Oh, my gosh, hi.

Welcome to Ranger Teen Camp.

It's a good thing we ate at the diner, huh?

(laughing)

Welcome.

ALEX: He was sentenced to a thousand hours of community service,

and this is a perfect place for him to start.

(sighs)

Well, Alex, I'm... I'm not trying to second-guess Cordell,

and I'm not trying to dispute your thoughts,

but this fella is a convicted criminal,

and a criminal is a criminal is a criminal.

Being out here with these kids

is just like putting a fox in a henhouse.

He doesn't have any business out here, hon.

( mysterious theme playing)

(whistling)

Yo, black, let me ask you something.

Whoa... What did you call me?

Black. What, you got a problem with being black?

No, I don't have a problem being black,

it's just not my name.

My name's Ranger Trivette.

Wanna try it again?

Forget it.

BROOKS: Ah, come on, Walker.

WALKER: Hey, Trivette?

Yeah?

BROOKS: You just can't leave, you know.

What is this leaving stuff, huh?

Oh, man.

Governor Bush called.

He wants to meet me tomorrow morning in Austin.

Well, just tell him you're busy.

You don't tell the governor that, Charlie.

Can you handle things here? Yeah, I got C.D. and Alex.

What about me? What am I, chopped liver or something?

And I got Charlie. Okay. I'll see you in Dallas.

All right, all right. Drive safe.

Hey, man, where you going?

What's up?

This better be worth it, Joey.

Trust me, man. It's worth it.

This is pretty sweet.

Wow, this room is cool.

Check it out.

Damn. Where did you get it?

Miss Cahill, Ranger Trivette, come quick. It's Peanut.

What's the matter? Something's wrong.

She got stung by a bee and she's turning purple and stuff.

( suspenseful theme playing)

I got the kit.

Miss Cahill, Ranger Trivette, I don't know if she's breathing.

What happened?

I mean, all... Talk to me.

All we were doing is playing tag

and she stepped in a hornet's nest.

Anaphylactic shock. She's probably allergic.

Please?

PEPPER: Peanut?

She's gonna be okay.

Okay.

Come on, girl. Okay.

Oh, that's a girl.

Okay.

She's okay. All right, girl.

Tag... you're it.

(coughs)

(giggles)

TRIVETTE: She's gonna be all right.

ALEX: It's okay.

If you help me get it back to Dallas,

I'll cut you in for half, bro.

I don't know, Joey.

Whoever lost this is gonna come looking for it.

Let them look. We're up here with two Rangers and a lady D.A.

This is the last place they're gonna look.

Yo, this is serious green,

and all we gotta do is shut up about it for a week,

and by the time we get back to the big D,

we'll be set for life.

So are you down with this or what?

Yeah, I'm down. You kidding?

For this kind of cash?

I'm so down, I'm under the ground.

Let's get out of here.

Ugh!

What do we do with this piece of garbage?

Make him comfortable.

(groans)

Come on, come on. Sit down.

Ugh.

Come on. What's all this about, huh?

Aah.

Where is it?

Where is what?

I don't know what you're talking about.

A case was taken from our vehicle.

We want it back.

And you think I took it?

I didn't take it.

Hey, hey, wait a minute. Just wait a minute.

It could... It could've been, uh...

It must have been those kids.

What kids?

A bunch of punks.

They were at the diner with some, uh...

Some lady and a kickboxing cowboy.

Must have been them.

They looked like the type, if you know what I mean.

Take him out. Get rid of him.

(blows landing)

TRIVETTE: I don't know, but it's been said.

CHILDREN: I don't know, but it's been said.

Country air will clear your head.

CHILDREN: Country air will clear your head.

TRIVETTE: Sound off. CHILDREN: One, two.

TRIVETTE: Bring it on down.

ALL: One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

TRIVETTE: All right.

I don't know, but I've been told.

ALL: I don't know, But I've been told.

C.D.'s chili tastes like mold.

ALL: C.D.'s chili Tastes like mold.

Sound off. One, two.

Having fun is one thing,

but making light of a man's chili's another.

(laughs) Shame on you, old man.

Here we go.

( upbeat country theme playing)

BROOKS: Whoops-a-daisy.

(all laughing)

Release.

Release.

Whoa!

Wow.

Release. Yeah.

All right.

All right. Release.

Take a deep breath. Hold it.

All right, knee up.

Snap, all right?

Ho! Whoa.

Go! Yikes.

All right. Give me five, give me five, give me five.

Hey, all right.

Clifton, let's go. Very good.

ALEX: All right. TRIVETTE: All right, go!

Whoo.

Clifton, come back and do it again.

Go!

All right, how many of you think that was a good roundhouse kick?

I do. Wrong.

That was an excellent roundhouse kick.

Good work, Clifton.

Thanks... Ranger Trivette.

Thank you. All right, Eddie.

ALEX: Come on, Eddie. Get 'em up, Eddie.

And... go!

(children laughing)

I can't do anything right.

I don't even know why I'm here.

TRIVETTE: What, you're a loser?

Eddie, let me tell you something.

You tried your hardest, you gave it your all.

That's not the mark of a loser, that's the mark of a winner.

It is?

Yes, it is.

BROOKS: All right, Eddie. Good job.

Hey, all right, Eddie. All right, huh?

(laughs)

( ominous theme playing)

Ah.

Here it is. Alex Cahill.

(chuckles)

What do we do with them?

(chuckles)

Kill them. WOMAN: No.

Then we'll find the kids and get our money back.

LISA: Get in the boat?

You've got to be kidding.

No way. Sorry. No can do.

I'm afraid of the water.

Well, there's only one way to overcome your fear.

Overcome it?

Who said anything about wanting to overcome it?

Actually, I've grown kind of attached to it.

(chuckles)

Take my hand. You can do this.

I can't do this.

Come on, Lisa. If I can do it, you can do it.

Yeah, come on. We're all in boats here.

Let's go. PEANUT: Come on. It's easy.

Take my hand. I can't do this.

One step at a time. Miss Cahill, Miss...

There you are. You're fine.

(engines start)

( majestic theme playing)

Wow, this is great.

I think I like it.

(chuckles)

( upbeat classical theme playing)

BROOKS: Hey, Joey.

Joey, come on out here. It's fun.

Come on.

No, thanks.

What's the matter?

This Alex Cahill is an assistant district attorney.

So, what's your point?

(children chattering)

Here you go.

DONNA: Come on, throw it. Over here.

I got it, I got it.

You know, it's really something nice

to see these kids enjoying this.

ALEX: Yeah, they really seem to be coming around.

Most of them.

( suspenseful theme playing)

I thought you said you didn't even like Ranger Trivette.

I know, but I don't know.

He seems like he's okay.

Dude, he's a Texas Ranger.

Maybe we should tell him.

Who knows? There could be a reward or something.

A reward?

What, like... Like a hundred bucks?

See, there must be a million bucks in that suitcase.

Look, see, if you don't wanna split it, that's fine.

But I ain't just about to go and turn it over.

Wait up.

Oh-ho.

(laughs)

Oh, no. Not again.

How... How you doing up there?

I... I'm really trying hard.

But you just ain't making it easy for me, you know?

That's all I got to say.

You know, thanks for listening.

Well...

C.D.: We're gonna have to talk to those two young men about this.

You see, that's the problem with you cops.

I mean, you don't think like crooks.

What the hell does that mean?

BROOKS: What I'm saying is, that if you talk to the kids about it,

you know, they're just gonna, well, they're gonna deny it.

They're gonna say that they don't have nothing

to do with this at all.

So, what do you suggest?

What I'm suggesting is,

is that you don't talk to the kids about it.

You get the kids...

to talk to you.

You get it?

BROOKS: Now, now, now.

You think you can handle this? Charlie, I got it.

I mean, there's no disrespect here at all.

I'm just nervous about the whole thing, you know,

because I want it to work so bad for the kids' sake.

You know what I mean? Charlie, I got it.

Okay, come on. Let's do this.

All right. Good luck. Thanks.

All right, story time, guys and gals.

Okay, look. I'll get you all some hot chocolate

when you get back.

Thank you. TRIVETTE: Thanks, Big Dog.

Thank you, Charlie. JOEY: Thanks, Charlie.

Okay, a young Indian boy used to live out in these woods

a long, long time ago.

His name was Tommy Six Moons.

He used to hunt and fish out here,

and one day he was hunting for deer

and he discovered this cave

hidden in the side of the mountain.

Since he was no different than you guys,

he decided he wanted to explore it.

So he went inside

and he discovered something else.

Gold.

Gold?

Yeah, lots of gold, right in the rocks.

More gold than he'd ever seen in his entire life.

Enough to make his village richer than rich.

So did he go down and tell the people of his village?

TRIVETTE: No, he did not because he was greedy.

Tommy was greedy and he wanted all that gold for himself.

So, what did he do?

So every day for the next six months, every chance he got,

he would sneak away to that secret cave

and chip away at those rocks.

Wow, six months? He must have had a ton of gold.

Mm-hm.

Big humongous pile

right in the front of the mountain.

And get this: The more gold that he got,

the more gold he wanted.

And the more gold he wanted, the more scared he got

that somebody was gonna find out about his secret.

So, what happened?

So he worked that cave day and night, night and day,

chipping away at those rocks,

super focused on getting that gold out of there.

Man, that's exactly what I would have done. Wouldn't you?

TRIVETTE: He was so focused that he never noticed when a landslide

dropped all these boulders right in the front of the cave.

Trapped him inside.

He was trapped inside?

Mm-hm. Tried to dig his way out.

That was no use.

He tried calling for help.

Nobody could hear him.

Well... Well, what about the people in the village?

They... They came and looked for him, right?

It was a secret cave.

PEPPER: So they never found him?

Yeah, they found him, years later.

His skeleton on top of that big, humongous pile of gold.

And to this day, people say when the moon is full

you can still hear old Tommy crying:

"I should have told.

"I should have told.

I should have told."

(whispering): Joey, you gotta tell him.

(children chattering)

Okay.

Okay.

(sighs)

Ranger Trivette? Yeah?

We gotta talk.

Let me ask you something.

Yeah, what?

You had all that money.

How come you didn't take off to Mexico City?

You know what, C.D.?

The old Charlie Brooks probably would have,

but, you know, a changed man is a...

Changed man is a...

You know, changed man. Yep.

I know.

(knocking on door)

Well, that must be them.

Watch this chocolate, will you? Yeah, yeah.

(knocking continues) All right, all right.

(gun cocks) What...?

What's this all about?

( ominous theme playing)

You were great. Thanks.

When we get back, I'll call the local sheriff

and turn everything over to him.

Hey, what's going on in there?

Hey, what do I gotta do,

everything around here or what, huh?

Oof!

(thuds)

You punk.

Shut up, old man.

Or you're next.

Old man, this can be easy or this can be hard.

It's entirely up to you.

Shh. Wait, wait, wait.

MAN: You'll tell us one way or another, old man.

Somebody's here.

Um, Ranger Trivette...

That's the car.

What car?

What are you talking about?

Shh, everybody be quiet.

Alex, get everybody to the other side of the lake.

I'll meet you there. Okay.

What's going on? Just go. Do as I say.

Joey, go. Ranger Trivette.

Joey, go.

But it's my fault.

I'm gonna ask you one more time.

Where are they?

I don't know.

(sighs)

Your choice.

This could have been easy.

ALEX: Come on, kids.

JOEY: Come on, man. We gotta do something.

( ominous theme playing)

(grunting)

(gasps)

(grunts)

Ow.

(groans)

Ow.

(grunting)

Ah.

Maybe I ought to put him out of his misery.

Yeah, yeah. That... That's real funny, you know?

Ugh! Oh.

(floor creaking)

What was that?

Check it out.

( tense theme playing)

(door slams)

( action theme playing)

(thud)

Aah!

Huh. Ohh!

All right, where's the money?

You got three seconds. One, two...

(door opens)

Drop it.

(laughs)

Drop it. What are you gonna do with that, huh?

You gonna shoot me?

Go ahead.

Shoot, and I'll shoot him.

This is bad. This is really bad.

Oh, yeah.

Well, if you're gonna use it, use it.

Come on, shoot!

Gee, mister, come on. We'll give you your money back.

It's a little too late for that.

( dramatic theme playing)

Oh, my God.

Eddie. Attaboy, Eddie.

(laughs)

All right, let's get these guys out of here.

Lunch Monday, Jimmy.

TRIVETTE: All right.

How you feeling, Charlie?

How am I feeling?

Like I got hit on the head with the butt of a gun.

How do you...? How do you think I'm feeling here?

Well, I... I just wanted to tell you that...

That I'm sorry.

That you can come out to this lake any time you want to.

Well, thanks. I-I appreciate that.

You take care of yourself.

All right. You too, C.D.

Oh.

(children chattering)

Hey, Charlie. Hi, Charlie.

Hey, how you doing, everybody? How you doing?

Are you okay?

Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

I'm just glad to be alive, you know?

(laughs)

So Joey and Clifton shot off this bow and arrow

that killed the bad guy.

And then Eddie came up

and hit him on the head with a frying pan.

Our Eddie? Yep.

JOEY: Hey, Eddie?

Hey, you were the coolest, man.

Really, bro. You were the coolest.

You're our hero.

BROOKS: Wow.

Eddie gets kissed here, huh?

(all laugh)

I mean, that's a real hero, Eddie.

Getting kissed and all.

(Brooks laughs)

BROOKS: Ow.

( dramatic theme playing)

(glass breaks)

Where are they? I don't know.

I don't... Tell me! I don't know.

What did you do with it?

Let go of her!

I told you you ever messed with me again, I'd kill you.

Tell that to my friends.

They know all about you.

It's okay, Mom. It's okay now.

TRIVETTE: Stay down, unless you want a piece of me also.

I'm sorry, Mama, but I couldn't let him hurt us anymore.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

Thank you, Ranger Walker.

You're welcome, Eddie.

Charlie, come here.

Here's my number.

Future reference.

Okay, you've worked a total of six and a half days.

Wait, wait, wait.

Half a day? What's this half-a-day stuff?

Okay, uh, should we just make it an even seven days?

Yeah, seven days.

Yeah, okay.

All right, an even seven days.

That gives you a total of 56 hours.

Okay, 56 hours. That's better. That's good.

That leaves you... 944 hours left. (laughs)

Oh, man.

Say, don't we have a white-water rafting trip coming up?

Yeah, that's right.

Twenty-five kids.

(laughs)

White-water rafting?

Yeah, with 25 kids. With 25 kids.

No, no, no, no. No, that's not for me at all.

You can forget that whole thing.

White-water rafting?

Right.

Ever think of what happens with 25 kids when it gets dark?

( dramatic theme playing)

( light rock action theme playing)

♪ 'Cause the eyes Of the Ranger ♪

♪ Are upon you ♪

♪ Any wrong you do He's gonna see ♪

♪ When you're in Texas Look behind you ♪

♪ 'Cause that's where The Ranger's gonna be ♪