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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,770 --> 00:00:45,770 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:34,580 Radio Moscow. Director Andreyev. What is it? 3 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:39,170 Seventeen minutes. 4 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:42,900 Yes, of course I can ring back in 17 minutes. 5 00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:44,860 Yeah. 6 00:01:45,890 --> 00:01:48,010 Mm-hm. Yes, I'm writing it down. 7 00:01:49,170 --> 00:01:50,770 I can't get the... 8 00:01:50,780 --> 00:01:52,900 One, five... 9 00:01:54,420 --> 00:01:56,450 Sorry? Was that a nine, as in "fine"? 10 00:01:56,930 --> 00:01:59,300 Or... or another five as in, um... 11 00:01:59,860 --> 00:02:01,450 - "Hive." - ..."hive"? 12 00:02:02,660 --> 00:02:04,820 Hello? Hello? 13 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:12,610 - Hive? - Who was it? 14 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:14,810 The Secretariat of the General Secretariat. 15 00:02:14,820 --> 00:02:17,810 Of the General Secretary. The Secretary of the General... 16 00:02:17,820 --> 00:02:18,940 Stalin? 17 00:02:21,450 --> 00:02:23,210 Turn that down. 18 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:25,730 Put that apple down. 19 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:27,490 You're always eating bloody apples. 20 00:02:27,490 --> 00:02:29,690 I'm to call him back in 17 minutes. 21 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:31,490 Seventeen minutes from when you picked up the phone 22 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:33,610 or from when you put it down? 23 00:02:33,610 --> 00:02:37,650 Seventeen minutes from when I said I'd call back in 17 minutes. 24 00:02:37,660 --> 00:02:39,660 - When was that? - I don't know. 25 00:02:40,330 --> 00:02:41,450 Thirty seconds ago? 26 00:02:42,890 --> 00:02:44,490 - A minute? - Well, which one? 27 00:02:44,490 --> 00:02:45,610 - A minute. - A minute? 28 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:46,700 A minute. 29 00:02:47,890 --> 00:02:49,210 - You sure? - No. 30 00:02:54,380 --> 00:02:55,620 Well, well, well. 31 00:02:57,140 --> 00:02:59,970 Oh, I put Shteyman on the list, the writer. 32 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:03,570 - I know you like his work, but... - No, leave him on. 33 00:03:03,580 --> 00:03:06,810 And, uh... Shteyman two, his wife? 34 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:07,860 On. 35 00:03:08,450 --> 00:03:09,650 They're a couple, ain't they? 36 00:03:10,770 --> 00:03:12,610 We're talking about Stalingrad, how cold it was, 37 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:16,290 and we would do anything, anything, to warm ourselves up. 38 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:18,170 We'd throw live grenades to each other. 39 00:03:18,170 --> 00:03:20,490 We'd pull the pin, throw it to the prisoners. 40 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:24,730 They'd be jumping around like drunken whores. "Oh, oh, oh!" 41 00:03:24,730 --> 00:03:26,890 What was the grenade? 42 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:29,170 - A grenade. - Georgy. 43 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:30,930 - A grenade... what do you... - No no no. 44 00:03:30,930 --> 00:03:32,850 You're obstructing the story. Let him tell it. 45 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:44,050 So, ten past, the call came in. 46 00:03:44,540 --> 00:03:47,100 - Seventeen minutes... - So call back 10:27? 47 00:03:48,210 --> 00:03:50,890 - Yeah. - You don't seem confident. 48 00:03:50,890 --> 00:03:53,650 Well, I wasn't the one on the phone. 49 00:03:53,660 --> 00:03:55,210 And it was definitely a nine, wasn't it? 50 00:03:55,210 --> 00:03:57,810 - I wasn't the one on the phone. - You keep saying that. 51 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:02,210 - It's not helping. - I wasn't, though. So... 52 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:03,810 A grenade in his mouth! 53 00:04:05,170 --> 00:04:07,730 - Always cracks me up, this one. - And then boom! 54 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:09,050 I'll have these dispatched. 55 00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:11,130 That's how you turn a Prussian into a bowl of soup. 56 00:04:11,930 --> 00:04:13,730 Oh, there he goes. 57 00:04:13,730 --> 00:04:15,490 Yes, we see your list, Beria. 58 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:21,730 Shoot her before him, but make sure he sees it. 59 00:04:21,730 --> 00:04:23,370 Oh, and this one... um... 60 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:26,900 Kill him, take him to his church, dump him in the pulpit. 61 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:29,540 And I'll leave the rest up to you. 62 00:04:30,730 --> 00:04:32,490 Let's go! 63 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:54,010 First three names on list. Top name, apartment 15. Go. 64 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:55,180 Go, go. 65 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:20,300 Come on. Where are you going? Get round here. Get on the bus. 66 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:24,730 Comrade, it's the greatest honour. 67 00:05:24,730 --> 00:05:26,300 He can't see me bow. 68 00:05:26,930 --> 00:05:28,810 - Comrade Director. - Oh, shit. 69 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:36,130 Five... nine. 70 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:41,580 Hello. 71 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:43,490 This is Stalin. 72 00:05:43,490 --> 00:05:45,170 Bravo! 73 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:48,330 Sorry. It's really noisy. I'm sorry about that. 74 00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:50,970 How are you? How is it wherever you are? 75 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:52,490 Sorry. Sorry again. 76 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:54,420 - Are you there? - Receiving you. 77 00:05:55,610 --> 00:05:57,770 I want a recording of tonight's performance. 78 00:05:57,780 --> 00:05:59,220 I'll send someone to pick it up. 79 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:02,210 I think you split a couple of notes. 80 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:03,770 You cheeky bugger. I did not. 81 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,610 - How was it? Was it good? - I thought wonderful. 82 00:06:05,610 --> 00:06:07,100 Was the concerto recorded? 83 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:12,650 Was it recorded? Please say yes. 84 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:16,650 - Erm... no. It went out live. - Stay. Stay. 85 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:19,970 Okay, nobody leave! Nobody leave! Lock the doors! Lock those doors! 86 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,730 If you wouldn't mind just taking your seats again. 87 00:06:21,730 --> 00:06:22,890 That would be fantastic. 88 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,650 Take your seats. Take your fucking seats. 89 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:28,490 Don't worry, nobody's gonna get killed, I promise you. 90 00:06:28,490 --> 00:06:31,330 This is just a musical emergency. 91 00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:32,690 Take your seats. That's it. 92 00:06:32,690 --> 00:06:34,330 Nobody be alarmed. It's fine. 93 00:06:34,340 --> 00:06:36,930 Sit down! Do not defy me! 94 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,610 Sit your arses down! 95 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:43,490 Top me up. Everybody drinks. 96 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:45,890 As I was saying, we had this 12-year-old scout. 97 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,930 His whole family was wiped out by the Krauts. 98 00:06:47,930 --> 00:06:51,010 But before that he taught us this trick. He taught us this trick. 99 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:53,770 He taught us this trick. If you stick somebody's little finger 100 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:57,050 in a glass of water while they're sleeping, 101 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,370 they wet themselves. 102 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,370 Here, what next? 103 00:07:01,370 --> 00:07:02,850 You stick a bar of chocolate 104 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:04,570 in their pocket, they shit their pants? 105 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:12,690 But it's biology, Chief. We did it to Polnikov in Stalingrad. 106 00:07:12,690 --> 00:07:15,010 But, anyway, "shit your pants", that's great. 107 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:16,610 Whatever became of Polnikov? 108 00:07:20,490 --> 00:07:22,930 You wanna know where fucking Polnikov is? 109 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:25,170 You wanna go there? 110 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:28,420 I love that grenade story. 111 00:07:29,690 --> 00:07:33,330 - Oh, is there one in your pocket? - No, no, come on. No, not again! 112 00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:35,730 No, don't you... 113 00:07:35,730 --> 00:07:38,050 God damn it! 114 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:40,610 Caught red-handed. 115 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:42,770 Well, I would die for the Motherland! 116 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:47,810 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 117 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:06,860 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 118 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:09,420 Take this, you bastards! 119 00:08:12,730 --> 00:08:14,010 All right, let's get going. 120 00:08:14,020 --> 00:08:16,860 Time for a cowboy movie. Who's in my posse? 121 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:22,810 Here we go. He rides out, he gets shot off his horse. 122 00:08:24,930 --> 00:08:27,490 Adios. 123 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,970 Thank you very much. It's gonna be okay. 124 00:08:30,970 --> 00:08:32,090 Sit where you sat before. 125 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:34,890 Right, what do you think? 126 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:37,780 Well, half the audience have gone. The acoustic will be very lively. 127 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:41,050 Go and get some more people in off the street. 128 00:08:41,050 --> 00:08:43,090 Fat ones, so we don't need as many. 129 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,450 Really? How fat? 130 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:48,890 I could get my wife. She'd deaden the acoustic. 131 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:51,660 Comrades... Comrades, shut up! 132 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:53,850 I have wonderful news. 133 00:08:53,850 --> 00:08:57,050 Comrade Stalin loved tonight's concerto 134 00:08:57,050 --> 00:08:59,610 and would like a recording of it right away, 135 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:03,370 which we don't have, for reasons that are myriad and complex and... 136 00:09:03,380 --> 00:09:09,730 But meanwhile the concerto we just played will be played again. 137 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:13,820 And this time we will record it and we will applaud it. 138 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,620 Yes. Yes. 139 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,220 Brilliant. Okay. 140 00:09:35,930 --> 00:09:37,330 Excuse me. 141 00:09:37,930 --> 00:09:39,020 I won't do it. 142 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,900 Come on, through here. In you come. 143 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:47,620 Sit down. Sit down. 144 00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:50,930 You, Joan of Arc, do you want to get killed? 145 00:09:50,930 --> 00:09:53,090 Like my father got killed, my brother? Like that? 146 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:57,570 - But they would want you to live. - I won't do it. You can't force me. 147 00:09:58,170 --> 00:10:00,490 - Can't we just get another pianist? - That would be ridiculous. 148 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,410 The sound would be completely different. 149 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:04,210 - Even Stalin could... - Even? 150 00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:06,930 - I didn't mean... - Even Stalin? 151 00:10:06,930 --> 00:10:08,420 I hope this office isn't bugged. 152 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:11,970 Of course Comrade Stalin would be able to tell the difference. 153 00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:15,410 He's a great man with a great ear. 154 00:10:15,420 --> 00:10:18,210 - Two great ears. - Sharp. They're sharp. 155 00:10:18,210 --> 00:10:21,930 - The sharpest ears in the... - In the Soviet Union. 156 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:24,850 Maria Veniaminovna, you have to play. 157 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,890 I didn't... I didn't mean what I said. 158 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:28,050 So you said it, then? 159 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:33,380 As God is my witness, I won't do it. The Lord will see me through. 160 00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:36,020 10,000 roubles. 161 00:10:37,380 --> 00:10:38,580 20,000. 162 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:41,570 Done. Let's go. 163 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:48,810 Ohh! 164 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:51,050 What the fuck? 165 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:56,210 What fucking brainless fire-safety fucking idiot put that there? 166 00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:59,900 Now we need a new conductor. Let's go. 167 00:11:07,930 --> 00:11:09,300 Which one's your father in? 168 00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:13,170 Thank you. You've been very helpful. Follow me. 169 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:16,330 Open up! 170 00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:18,570 Let's get these on the bus. 171 00:11:18,570 --> 00:11:22,090 Keep it moving! We've still got things to do! 172 00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:23,370 Come on, move! 173 00:11:36,850 --> 00:11:38,570 I love you. I love you. 174 00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:41,690 Now, you say whatever you have to say to them. You say it. 175 00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:43,420 Oh, God. 176 00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:46,170 Hello. Hi. 177 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:48,210 Deepest apologies, sir. 178 00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:50,730 Radio Moscow requests your presence immediately, please. 179 00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:55,220 You're Moscow's finest and nearest conductor, so... we must hurry. 180 00:12:02,690 --> 00:12:05,130 I rather enjoyed your reference to Polnikov this evening. 181 00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:07,770 Stalin looked like he was gonna split your head open. 182 00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:12,610 "What became of Polnikov and Trotsky? I was a huge fan of his." 183 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,290 "I miss the Tsar." 184 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,370 I'm exhausted. I can't remember who's alive and who isn't. 185 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:19,930 Georgy, when you go home, make sure your wife writes down 186 00:12:19,930 --> 00:12:21,890 everything you think you said tonight. 187 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:24,290 All right, this way in the morning you know what you're dealing with. 188 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,810 That's Khrushchev's Law. 189 00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:28,970 Good night, comrades. Long live the Communist Party of Lenin-Stalin. 190 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,330 Long live John Wayne and John Ford. 191 00:12:33,690 --> 00:12:35,570 Goodbye, Molotov, old friend. 192 00:12:35,570 --> 00:12:36,690 Goodbye forever. 193 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,860 Yeah. On the list. 194 00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:42,090 It would be simpler and cheaper 195 00:12:42,090 --> 00:12:43,730 if they just drove straight into a river. 196 00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:46,540 Sweet dreams. 197 00:12:49,050 --> 00:12:50,420 Good night. 198 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,620 Night. 199 00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:06,330 People in off the streets. 200 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:07,450 Just this way. 201 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:15,700 I don't think any of these people have ever heard of Mozart. 202 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,170 I made a joke about the farmers. 203 00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:44,660 - Did Stalin laugh? - Yeah. 204 00:13:46,690 --> 00:13:48,730 I made a joke about the navy. 205 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:51,140 - No laugh. - No more navy jokes. 206 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:52,850 Good evening. 207 00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:54,690 Get this lot checked in. 208 00:13:54,690 --> 00:13:55,850 Good. Nice. 209 00:13:55,850 --> 00:13:57,690 Long live Stalin! 210 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:03,740 Long live Stalin! 211 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,050 - Shouldn't we check it? - No time. 212 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,450 If it's not okay, then Stalin's men will chop you into dog meat. 213 00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:35,450 Thank you. 214 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:39,170 Move, move, move, move, move. Excuse me. Thank you. 215 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,900 I have it. I have it. 216 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:49,130 I have the recording. I just had to get a new sleeve, a white one. 217 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,850 The delay has been logged. 218 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:53,650 I wish to convey a special message from my heart. 219 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,650 I wish to convey this recording to Comrade Stalin. 220 00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:58,490 I want Comrade Stalin to know 221 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,820 the full intensity of my feelings for him. 222 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:03,170 No, this is unauthorised narcissism. 223 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,330 No. 224 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:09,490 The item is now in my possession... after a significant delay. 225 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,740 Note the time. 226 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,980 What took you so long? You fucking walk here? 227 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:07,730 Josef Vissarionovich Stalin, 228 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:10,580 you have betrayed our nation and destroyed its people. 229 00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:14,490 I pray for your end, and ask the Lord to forgive you. 230 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,930 Tyrant. 231 00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:25,500 Oh, fuck. Fuck... 232 00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:35,850 Should we investigate? 233 00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:38,890 Should you shut the fuck up before you get us both killed? 234 00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:51,410 Good morning. 235 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,090 Well? 236 00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:01,540 Comrade Stalin? 237 00:17:02,540 --> 00:17:04,330 Comrade Stalin? 238 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,970 I just need some names. 239 00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:12,650 Each name you give me is one less bit of you I'll cut off. 240 00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:14,650 Enter. 241 00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:20,540 Sorry to interrupt, Comrade Minister. It's Comrade Stalin. 242 00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:24,740 Oh, don't worry about him. Those ears are full of blood anyway. 243 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:27,660 Comrade Stalin is very ill. 244 00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:29,490 Very ill? 245 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:31,300 Yes. 246 00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:33,730 Uh-huh. 247 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,890 - You, carry on. - Of course. 248 00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:41,540 Tell them Beria is on his way. 249 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:46,900 They are to touch nothing, call no-one. Understood? 250 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,730 Tell me you understand my instructions. 251 00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:51,930 I understand your instructions. 252 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,410 Good. 253 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:56,210 Shh, shh. 254 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,330 What's your name, Lieutenant? 255 00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:01,450 S-Slimonov, sir. 256 00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:02,860 S-Slimonov? 257 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,850 Be here when I g-get back. 258 00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:09,740 Long live Stalin! 259 00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:17,010 - Abramovsky still holding out? - Yeah. He's close, though. 260 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,770 He was close yesterday. 261 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:20,130 Long live Stalin! 262 00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:21,850 Have his wife move into the next cell 263 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,570 and start working on her until he talks. 264 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,050 Make it noisy. 265 00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:28,300 Shame. Mrs Abramovsky's been most cooperative so far. 266 00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:32,530 Some women will do anything to get their husbands released. 267 00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:34,730 Yeah, and she did everything. 268 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,770 I thank the Union for bringing me so many devoted wives 269 00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:39,740 who fuck like sewing machines. 270 00:18:40,130 --> 00:18:41,410 Glasses. 271 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,650 To his dacha. Urgently. 272 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,650 Tanks, farmers, navy, 273 00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:57,170 grenade: funny. 274 00:18:57,180 --> 00:19:00,290 Beria, tomato, pocket: funny. Horse... 275 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,130 - Funny? - ...slippers: question mark. 276 00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:04,890 - Farmers, horse again, navy... - There were no whores. 277 00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:08,610 What are you writing? Oh, "horse". Is this in code? 278 00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:11,170 This is your drunken nonsense, not mine. Don't blame my notes. 279 00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:13,850 "Molotov C-H-H-H..." 280 00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:15,570 Was I stuttering? What is that? 281 00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,220 Molotov... 282 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:21,050 Oh. It's Molotov... 283 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:24,460 - He's on the list. - Poor Molotov. 284 00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:26,780 First his wife, now him. 285 00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:29,900 Georgy is off in a hurry somewhere. 286 00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:31,530 Something's happening. 287 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:34,410 Hello? 288 00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:35,970 What? 289 00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:37,450 Get my trousers. 290 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:39,730 Just get my... No, not you. 291 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:41,690 Who's there? Is Beria there? 292 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,140 Never mind. I'll be right there. 293 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,810 Your trousers. Your trousers. Here are your trousers. 294 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,500 - Okay, okay. - Let me take your pyjamas. 295 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,330 No, there's no time. Get my shoes, please, Nina, my shoes. 296 00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:53,300 - Your shirt. - Send me a shirt and tie. 297 00:20:11,650 --> 00:20:13,210 Were you on duty when he was found? 298 00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:15,890 - Yes, sir. - No-one is to come in. Understood? 299 00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:17,370 Yes, sir. 300 00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:18,780 Remain at your stations. 301 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:24,180 Oh, God. 302 00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:30,770 They told me not to get a doctor. 303 00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:32,370 You did well, Matryona Petrovna. 304 00:20:32,370 --> 00:20:34,490 The Central Committee will handle things now. 305 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,140 - So they'll get a doctor? - There are procedures in place. 306 00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:40,500 - So you'll get a doctor? - I am the doctor. 307 00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:43,170 I'll see to everything. Come on. 308 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,740 Go on. He'll be fine. 309 00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:53,850 Smells like a Baku pisshouse in here. 310 00:20:55,890 --> 00:20:56,930 Greetings, by the way. 311 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,410 Oh, shit. 312 00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:08,930 Uh-huh. 313 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,330 Oh, come on. Fuck! 314 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,980 Khrustalyov! Khrustalyov! 315 00:21:56,090 --> 00:21:57,970 - Take the papers. - Let them go. 316 00:21:57,980 --> 00:21:59,970 Take the papers or I'll cut your eyes out one at a time 317 00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:01,330 so you can watch it happening! 318 00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:02,650 - Drop it. - Take them! 319 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,900 Come in. 320 00:22:34,090 --> 00:22:35,500 Oh, my God. 321 00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:43,490 Is this... I'm guessing that this is... 322 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:46,050 Yeah, he's feeling unwell, clearly. 323 00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:49,170 He's irreplaceable. 324 00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:53,890 How can we possibly... 325 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:58,210 All right, we must think of the people. 326 00:22:59,650 --> 00:23:02,290 As Acting General Secretary, I must step up. 327 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:07,490 I must... I must take his place while he's... on the floor. 328 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,450 But you just said he's irreplaceable. 329 00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:11,450 Irreplaceable. Take his place as in 330 00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:13,330 assembling the Central Committee, of course. 331 00:23:13,330 --> 00:23:17,170 Good. I was testing you. Get used to that sort of challenge. 332 00:23:18,850 --> 00:23:20,330 So, what next, boss? 333 00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:23,850 We should... We should get a doctor. 334 00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:25,850 Yeah... 335 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:28,170 Yes. If only we hadn't... 336 00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:30,370 put away all those highly competent doctors for treason. 337 00:23:30,370 --> 00:23:32,130 - You remember? - Yes, I do. I do. 338 00:23:32,130 --> 00:23:34,450 You know, they were plotting to poison him. 339 00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:36,370 Yes, that's right. You collected the evidence. 340 00:23:36,370 --> 00:23:39,170 Yes, I did. I did. Are you still testing me? 341 00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:46,820 Oh, this is calamity! 342 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,130 Calamity! 343 00:23:49,130 --> 00:23:51,490 Ah! Ohh... 344 00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:54,050 Oh. 345 00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:56,170 Oh-oh-oh, no! 346 00:23:56,740 --> 00:24:01,290 Oh, he's on the floor. He's on the fucking floor! 347 00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:03,050 Okay, be careful, careful. 348 00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:06,570 Oh, what to do? Oh, what to do? 349 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:08,850 My heart, it feels sick... 350 00:24:10,810 --> 00:24:12,570 like it's going into battle. 351 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:25,090 Which doctor have you called? 352 00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:27,090 Well, the subject's currently under discussion. 353 00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:28,570 As Acting General Secretary, 354 00:24:28,570 --> 00:24:31,050 I think that, well, the Committee should decide. 355 00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:32,450 The Committee? 356 00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:36,490 But our actual General Secretary is lying in a puddle of indignity. 357 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:39,770 I mean, I think he's saying, "Get me a doctor now." 358 00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:43,050 No, I don't agree. I think we should wait until we're quorate. 359 00:24:43,050 --> 00:24:46,490 Quorate? The room is only 75 percent conscious! 360 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:49,730 - Are you wearing pyjamas? - Yeah. So? 361 00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:52,500 - Why? - Because I act, Lavrenti. 362 00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:54,530 Decisively and with great speed. 363 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:55,850 I said you'd be tested 364 00:24:55,850 --> 00:24:58,450 and now you're being tested by a shouting man in pyjamas. 365 00:24:58,460 --> 00:25:01,130 Have you got a nappy under those too? Too late for him. 366 00:25:01,130 --> 00:25:04,330 Out of my way, you fannies. 367 00:25:09,410 --> 00:25:10,410 Shit. 368 00:25:12,850 --> 00:25:16,010 Where's the big fella? 369 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:17,610 Are we late? 370 00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:20,460 Sorry. 371 00:25:21,850 --> 00:25:24,770 He can't go, not like this. 372 00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:26,730 - Careful. Careful. - Whoa, whoa. 373 00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:28,490 It's wet. 374 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:31,770 - So, was Beria here first? - Yeah, what do you think? 375 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,930 This can't be happening. This can't be fucking... 376 00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:35,970 No, that's wet. For God's sake. 377 00:25:35,980 --> 00:25:38,450 You got here quick, comrade. 378 00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:40,450 I didn't stop to put on cologne. 379 00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:42,210 Hey, watch the suit. Watch the suit. 380 00:25:42,220 --> 00:25:45,010 Compelling drama, gentlemen, but we do need to get him into bed. 381 00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:46,530 - You take the head. - Why? 382 00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:48,890 - You're Acting General Secretary. - I would be honoured. 383 00:25:49,540 --> 00:25:51,570 It's just me here kneeling in the piss, yeah? 384 00:25:51,570 --> 00:25:54,170 - Why don't you... - But, there's piss... 385 00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:56,690 - Come on. - It is better. It's more balanced. 386 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:58,580 Yeah? Well, you can pay my laundry bill, then. 387 00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:02,010 You're not auditioning for the Bolshoi. 388 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:04,650 - Who are you, Nijinsky? Come on. - I have a bad back. 389 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,530 Too much social climbing, I expect. 390 00:26:06,540 --> 00:26:09,530 - The head is the heaviest part. - All right, ready? 391 00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:11,490 - Three, two... - Two. 392 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:12,540 One. 393 00:26:12,940 --> 00:26:14,780 Lift. Jesus. 394 00:26:15,650 --> 00:26:18,130 - God. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 395 00:26:18,130 --> 00:26:20,130 - To me. - Turn, turn, turn. 396 00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:22,690 - This way. There we go. - Yeah, all right. 397 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:24,050 Are you wearing pyjamas? 398 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,730 Can we just stop twittering 399 00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:27,770 like fishwives at the market and concentrate? 400 00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:31,170 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Open the door. Back up, back up. 401 00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:32,650 No, no, that way. 402 00:26:32,650 --> 00:26:35,050 Go. Right, go. 403 00:26:35,050 --> 00:26:36,690 - Get back to the kitchen now! - Move! 404 00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:37,900 - Move! - Now. Now. 405 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,650 He's heavier than I thought he'd be. 406 00:26:40,650 --> 00:26:43,730 - Do you think Stalin's too heavy? - No, it's a compliment. 407 00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:45,370 - Gold is heavy. - Well, you'd know. 408 00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:47,570 You've looted enough of it, you saucy little pirate. 409 00:26:47,570 --> 00:26:49,460 Get back in the dining room! 410 00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:52,770 - Right, this one. This way, this way. - Stop using his feet. 411 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:54,570 - I'm sorry. - Can we just put him down? 412 00:26:54,570 --> 00:26:57,010 - I'm absolutely soaked. - Lamp. Lamp, lamp. 413 00:26:57,020 --> 00:26:59,490 - Out of the way. - No, wait a minute... move, move. 414 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:01,610 Mikoyan, move out of the way, quickly. 415 00:27:01,610 --> 00:27:04,490 - I can't, I can't. - Fucking hell! 416 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:07,210 - Fuck. Jesus Christ! - Turn him over. 417 00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:10,740 Fuck me! Three fittings I had for this suit. Three. 418 00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:14,850 He looks ready now. 419 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:17,650 - I need a vodka. - I need a wash. 420 00:27:17,650 --> 00:27:20,490 But we didn't drop him. Well done, us. 421 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,890 Oh, I still got fucking tomato in my pocket. 422 00:27:23,890 --> 00:27:25,330 It's still funny. 423 00:27:26,050 --> 00:27:28,970 All right, comrades, now that we're quorate, 424 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,730 I propose we call a doctor. 425 00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:34,450 All the best doctors are in the gulag, or dead. 426 00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:37,330 Yes, yes, because they tried to kill the boss. 427 00:27:37,330 --> 00:27:42,010 So any doctor still in Moscow is not a good doctor. 428 00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:47,170 What are people's thoughts on getting a bad doctor? 429 00:27:47,180 --> 00:27:50,050 What the fuck are you talking about? That's mad. 430 00:27:50,050 --> 00:27:52,970 What if he recovers and finds out? 431 00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:56,010 Well, if he recovers, then we got a good doctor, 432 00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:58,740 and if he doesn't recover, then we didn't, but he won't know. 433 00:27:59,410 --> 00:28:00,970 What was the name of the... 434 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,420 that woman who gave evidence against the doctors? 435 00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:05,890 - Timashuk. - Yes. 436 00:28:05,890 --> 00:28:08,570 She's got everything we require for the situation. 437 00:28:08,570 --> 00:28:11,610 The location of all the remaining doctors in the Moscow area, 438 00:28:11,610 --> 00:28:15,850 a proven desire to survive and a talent for fellatio. 439 00:28:15,850 --> 00:28:17,730 Yeah, right, she gets my vote. 440 00:28:17,740 --> 00:28:20,290 Good. Let her find us some doctors. 441 00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:24,170 Yeah, and if it goes badly, we pin it all on Lady Suck Suck. 442 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,450 - Then we shoot her. - Yes, that would work. 443 00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:29,810 You see? We're better as a committee. 444 00:28:29,810 --> 00:28:30,850 Let's go. 445 00:28:53,540 --> 00:28:56,180 You have a nice long sleep, old man. 446 00:28:58,810 --> 00:28:59,980 I'll take it from here. 447 00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:36,540 That's him. That's him there. There. 448 00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:47,610 Please, I've done nothing wrong. 449 00:29:47,610 --> 00:29:48,730 Take the stethoscope. 450 00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:51,890 Comrade Timashuk, I retired six years ago. 451 00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:53,610 - Get that coat on him. - Please, I... 452 00:29:54,050 --> 00:29:55,730 Look, I can give you names. 453 00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:58,530 - Come on. Stop resisting. - What about my dog? 454 00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:00,130 - This is appalling. - Hurry up. 455 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:02,850 Get him in the van. 456 00:30:03,650 --> 00:30:05,210 We found some old friends of yours. 457 00:30:05,890 --> 00:30:07,850 I've never met them before in my life. 458 00:30:14,410 --> 00:30:16,450 So, Molotov's off the list. 459 00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:18,940 Yes, Beria's moving fast. 460 00:30:19,810 --> 00:30:21,570 But we can still outvote him. 461 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:26,410 I always thought it would be you, to fill Stalin's shoes, if I'm honest. 462 00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:27,730 Not Malenkov. 463 00:30:31,180 --> 00:30:33,100 Who knows the future of the Union? 464 00:30:34,090 --> 00:30:36,930 Well, the Union could really use change. 465 00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:39,890 Maybe some reforms now that the old man... 466 00:30:39,890 --> 00:30:41,540 No, Nicky. 467 00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:44,330 Nobody needs factionalism. 468 00:30:45,330 --> 00:30:47,010 You want factionalism? 469 00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:49,890 What about those two, fucking Abbott and Costello over there? 470 00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:51,530 Christ. 471 00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:54,890 When I piss, I try to make eye contact with an officer. 472 00:30:54,890 --> 00:30:56,130 Ruins their day. 473 00:30:56,940 --> 00:31:00,020 When I piss, I try to piss on an officer. Also ruins their day. 474 00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:03,210 We should keep an eye on Kaganovich. 475 00:31:03,220 --> 00:31:05,610 Yeah, Khrushchev too, his talking goat. 476 00:31:05,610 --> 00:31:09,050 Khrushchev. I spend my life making people talk. 477 00:31:09,050 --> 00:31:11,570 I can't shut that gabbling idiot up. 478 00:31:12,850 --> 00:31:15,970 We need to assert our authority, increase security in Moscow. 479 00:31:15,980 --> 00:31:17,930 We should get Stalin's children here. 480 00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:21,290 Vasily will be lying face down in a ditch full of vodka. 481 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:23,930 - But Svetlana... - The people love her. 482 00:31:23,940 --> 00:31:26,290 - I'm gonna get her in. - Comrade ministers! 483 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:30,370 - Svetlana is here! - I'm here. I'm over here! 484 00:31:30,370 --> 00:31:32,570 - Svetlana! - Svetlana! 485 00:31:32,570 --> 00:31:34,370 Shit. The race has started. 486 00:31:34,370 --> 00:31:38,010 All right, we need to start putting together a plan. We need change. 487 00:31:38,020 --> 00:31:40,290 Put a halt to the arrests, prison releases, 488 00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:41,810 maybe even reform the Church. 489 00:31:41,810 --> 00:31:43,930 How can you run and plot at the same time? 490 00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:45,210 Hello! Svetlana! 491 00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:46,930 - They're trying to cut you off. - Where? 492 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,690 It's obvious. Svetlana! 493 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,210 - Svetlana! - Svetlana! 494 00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:52,370 - Oh, my darling. - Where is he? 495 00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:54,610 - Where's my father? I would like... - Oh, my dear. 496 00:31:54,610 --> 00:31:57,530 - I'm so sorry. - I would like to see him. 497 00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:59,650 - Yes, of course. - Where is he? 498 00:31:59,650 --> 00:32:01,890 We'll take you inside. He's in bed. 499 00:32:01,890 --> 00:32:04,130 God Almighty! Look at that herb garden. 500 00:32:04,130 --> 00:32:05,330 Does nobody tend it any more? 501 00:32:05,330 --> 00:32:07,810 Do people no longer eat herbs any more? 502 00:32:07,810 --> 00:32:09,370 Do they only eat weeds? 503 00:32:09,370 --> 00:32:11,570 - Come on, we'll take you to see him. - Where is Vasily? 504 00:32:11,570 --> 00:32:13,570 - I will get your brother here. - Most helpful. 505 00:32:13,570 --> 00:32:15,530 - All right. - She wants Vasily. 506 00:32:15,540 --> 00:32:19,130 If Vasily is coming, granted, we should probably have tea and buns. 507 00:32:19,130 --> 00:32:21,410 - We'll get some buns and some tea. - Soak up the vodka. 508 00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:25,770 What? 509 00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:28,370 I saw you and Big Boy out in the woods earlier. 510 00:32:28,370 --> 00:32:30,370 - Yeah. - There's bears in there. 511 00:32:31,460 --> 00:32:33,490 You'd better watch your step, son. 512 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,850 - Well, there's bears in here too. - Hm? 513 00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:42,170 Come on, play! Play better! 514 00:32:42,180 --> 00:32:43,570 Urgh! 515 00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:45,130 Oh, Jesus. 516 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:48,130 When we play Hungary, are we allowed to use guns? 517 00:32:48,130 --> 00:32:50,490 These are the best I could find since the plane crash. 518 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,730 What plane crash? There was never a plane crash. 519 00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:55,330 Was there a plane crash? Soviet planes do not crash. 520 00:32:55,330 --> 00:32:57,740 And Stalin's son does not fuck up. 521 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:00,170 Christ! 522 00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:01,770 We have Bobrov. He wasn't on the plane. 523 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:02,810 What plane? 524 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:04,370 Bobrov! 525 00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:07,300 - Go on. Hit it. - No! 526 00:33:08,890 --> 00:33:11,810 He's terrified, practically leaving a trail of yellow ice! 527 00:33:11,810 --> 00:33:14,650 You're the coach. Coach them so they're as good as the dead team was. 528 00:33:14,650 --> 00:33:17,610 - Or I'll have you killed, okay? - Apologies. And agreed. 529 00:33:17,610 --> 00:33:19,410 Or I'll just do it myself. 530 00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:22,620 Come on! Play on! 531 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,490 Play through! Ignore me! 532 00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:28,900 Get it. Give it. Hit it. 533 00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:30,530 Vasily. 534 00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:32,970 Play better, you clattering fannies! 535 00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:34,290 Come. 536 00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:36,170 Oh, fuck! Do they know about the crash? 537 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,810 Give me a drink. I've got time for a drink. Give me the flask. 538 00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:39,850 No, no. 539 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:44,130 You are to come to your father's dacha. 540 00:33:44,130 --> 00:33:45,570 The plane should never have taken off. 541 00:33:45,570 --> 00:33:47,650 Do you suppose that just because I am who I am 542 00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:49,290 that I can predict an ice storm? 543 00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:52,130 Ice storm? Are you saying something's happened to our national team? 544 00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:54,370 - Nothing's happened. - What the fuck are you doing? 545 00:33:54,370 --> 00:33:56,810 My father will have you saddled and ridden to Siberia, 546 00:33:56,810 --> 00:33:58,370 you rude fucking pies. 547 00:33:59,740 --> 00:34:02,690 These are good doctors, my dear. They're the best. 548 00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:04,500 They look like mental patients. 549 00:34:05,330 --> 00:34:07,570 Are they going to sing for us? Why are they standing in a line? 550 00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:09,700 Let's have it. 551 00:34:17,530 --> 00:34:21,290 Following a group assessment of Comrade Stalin, 552 00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:24,810 we've arrived at the unanimous conclusion, 553 00:34:24,810 --> 00:34:26,530 based on a collective finding... 554 00:34:26,530 --> 00:34:27,970 Please put him out of his misery. 555 00:34:28,890 --> 00:34:31,890 Comrade Stalin has had a cerebral haemorrhage. 556 00:34:31,890 --> 00:34:33,970 The right side of his body is paralysed. 557 00:34:33,970 --> 00:34:35,050 Oh, God. 558 00:34:36,850 --> 00:34:38,610 What is the chance of recovery? 559 00:34:38,620 --> 00:34:40,020 It is hard to say. 560 00:34:42,530 --> 00:34:47,010 Relax. I'm not gonna kiss you. Will he recover, yes or no? 561 00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:52,650 No. 562 00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:54,020 - No? - No. 563 00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:57,300 It's over. 564 00:34:58,180 --> 00:34:59,690 It's over! 565 00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:03,130 I want a second opinion. I don't trust these creatures to... 566 00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:05,890 - I mean, how old are you? - I'm 29. 567 00:35:05,890 --> 00:35:07,730 That's a lie. How old are you? 568 00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:08,890 You look dead. 569 00:35:09,850 --> 00:35:12,370 I know people in Stalingrad. I know people in Moscow. 570 00:35:12,370 --> 00:35:16,810 No, no, no. We have all the doctors. There is no other opinion. 571 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:19,170 - Oh, God. - And so it begins. 572 00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:20,290 Oh, God! 573 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:23,010 I cry for Stalin. I cry for all the people. 574 00:35:23,010 --> 00:35:25,300 - I cry for the... - Courage. 575 00:35:26,330 --> 00:35:29,130 Courage, little bird. We're here for you. 576 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:33,570 Most of all, we cry for you, 577 00:35:33,580 --> 00:35:36,050 little... bird. 578 00:35:36,060 --> 00:35:39,620 We offer our tears, though not as a gift, of course. 579 00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:43,850 Oh, God. 580 00:35:52,180 --> 00:35:54,090 I want Moscow cauterised, now. 581 00:35:54,100 --> 00:35:56,290 Cut off the city. 582 00:35:56,300 --> 00:36:00,610 - Moscow's closed. No-one gets in. - Especially you. 583 00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:03,330 NKVD to displace army officers at every station. 584 00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:10,060 Army back to barracks. We're taking over. 585 00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:12,740 Remove Molotov from that last list. 586 00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:16,780 Implement our lists. 587 00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:18,780 New lists. 588 00:36:21,660 --> 00:36:22,730 New lists. 589 00:36:22,740 --> 00:36:25,370 Ladies and gentlemen, reset your watches. 590 00:36:25,780 --> 00:36:28,890 - New lists. - New lists. 591 00:36:28,890 --> 00:36:30,530 New lists. 592 00:36:43,580 --> 00:36:45,210 Trophy hunting, comrade? 593 00:36:45,220 --> 00:36:48,610 Oh, Svetlana. No, no. I was... 594 00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:51,850 We were just about to make a toast to your father's health 595 00:36:51,850 --> 00:36:56,370 and I know he kept some fine vodka here somewhere. 596 00:36:56,370 --> 00:36:58,890 Well, better you find it than my brother. 597 00:36:58,890 --> 00:37:00,810 Ah, yes. Vasily. 598 00:37:01,530 --> 00:37:03,450 I got a hold of him and he's on his way. 599 00:37:04,530 --> 00:37:06,330 - Oh... - Svetlana, I wanted to... 600 00:37:06,330 --> 00:37:10,220 There was one day when my brother just rode a pig through here. 601 00:37:10,930 --> 00:37:13,890 - That must have been messy. - It was terribly messy. 602 00:37:13,890 --> 00:37:16,290 And my father was so cross. 603 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,690 Papa just chased him around the room in a circle. 604 00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:21,010 Right here around this sofa, just there, look. 605 00:37:21,010 --> 00:37:25,610 Yes, I wanted to let you know that no matter what happens, 606 00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:30,450 I will never ever let any harm come to you or your brother. 607 00:37:30,450 --> 00:37:33,410 - Who said anything about harm? - No, that's what I'm saying. 608 00:37:33,410 --> 00:37:35,130 You know somebody wants to harm us? 609 00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:36,930 - Tell me. I demand to know. - If someone... 610 00:37:36,930 --> 00:37:38,850 No. I should not have used the word "harm". 611 00:37:38,850 --> 00:37:40,740 Yes. But you keep mentioning the word "harm". Why? 612 00:37:41,490 --> 00:37:47,490 If anyone tries to... you, they'll have to get through me first. 613 00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:54,330 My father's going to die. 614 00:37:54,330 --> 00:37:56,300 I'm going to have you to look after me. 615 00:37:57,060 --> 00:37:59,380 I mean, I may as well just shoot myself like Mother. 616 00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:03,780 - Svetlana, we need to be strong. - Who would put a lamp on a chair? 617 00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:11,770 We need to be strong and never afraid. 618 00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:15,330 - I wasn't afraid. Now I am afraid. - Don't be, because if any harm... 619 00:38:15,330 --> 00:38:16,570 God, I actually... 620 00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:17,810 can't believe you said that again. 621 00:38:17,810 --> 00:38:19,570 Quick! The boss is back! 622 00:38:19,580 --> 00:38:20,980 - Ohh! - Come on! 623 00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:26,290 - Papa! - A miracle. 624 00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:27,690 Stalin is invincible. 625 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:30,370 The boss has shipped death back to the salt mine. 626 00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:32,610 What's happening? This is impossible... 627 00:38:34,370 --> 00:38:36,780 and... and... and wonderful. 628 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:40,650 - He's pointing... - What is it, Chief? 629 00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:43,530 Maybe he's appointing his successor. 630 00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:44,570 Do you think? 631 00:38:46,450 --> 00:38:47,770 - No. - Maybe not. 632 00:38:48,930 --> 00:38:50,330 - What's he... - It's the painting. 633 00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:53,170 - He's pointing at the painting. - Hold on. You know what he's saying? 634 00:38:53,180 --> 00:38:55,300 He is saying, "I am the lamb." 635 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:56,810 Huh? 636 00:38:56,810 --> 00:39:00,850 "I am the lamb and you, you, my children, have given me life." 637 00:39:00,850 --> 00:39:01,890 Yes! 638 00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:08,050 Or the lamb is the people and the milk is socialism. 639 00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:09,180 Maybe he's the milk. 640 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:11,210 Maybe you're the tit. 641 00:39:11,220 --> 00:39:14,540 - Maybe he just wants a drink. - A drink of milk. 642 00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:17,330 - Possible. - Milk here! Immediately! 643 00:39:17,330 --> 00:39:21,010 - Not milk. Water. Water. - And not in a horn. In a glass. 644 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:24,050 So, Top Boy. 645 00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:26,580 You had your hair fucking embalmed or something? 646 00:39:27,660 --> 00:39:29,020 I owe it to him and the people. 647 00:39:30,180 --> 00:39:32,300 - There's going to be photos. - Oh, right. 648 00:39:33,740 --> 00:39:36,290 You're a hero, Comrade Lukomsky. 649 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:40,180 This sometimes happens and I... 650 00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:43,450 I'm incredibly pleased. 651 00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:48,340 I won't forget it. 652 00:39:58,850 --> 00:39:59,850 Comrade. 653 00:40:01,180 --> 00:40:03,940 We've remained at our post as you ordered. 654 00:40:04,620 --> 00:40:07,330 Might we respectfully stand down from our position? 655 00:40:07,330 --> 00:40:08,370 Beria... 656 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:10,850 ...he's dead. 657 00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:37,010 - Oh, Jesus! - Fuck my boots! 658 00:40:37,010 --> 00:40:38,810 Oh, my God. 659 00:40:38,810 --> 00:40:41,290 I'm sorry, boss. I wish I could take it for you. 660 00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:45,090 Thick skull, you know. It's an incredibly strong, hard skull. 661 00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:46,370 Shut up. 662 00:40:46,370 --> 00:40:48,050 We need to think about the Presidium. 663 00:40:48,060 --> 00:40:50,540 Yes, succession. We need to... 664 00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:54,170 Oh, fuck. That's his... 665 00:40:56,660 --> 00:40:58,050 Who organised the Wurlitzer? 666 00:40:58,060 --> 00:41:00,970 - It's a respirator. - Did you use it? 667 00:41:00,970 --> 00:41:03,850 - No. It's American. - It's what? 668 00:41:03,850 --> 00:41:05,930 - It's from his hospital. - It was his idea. 669 00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:09,210 Let's just pretend these last six sentences never happened. 670 00:41:09,220 --> 00:41:11,130 Because if they ever find out that we brought in... 671 00:41:11,140 --> 00:41:14,050 What are you doing to my father, you jackals? Murderers! 672 00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:16,490 - You'll kill him! - Vasily, your father is dead. 673 00:41:16,490 --> 00:41:19,690 You're dividing the spoils. Leave his brain alone! 674 00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:21,210 - How old are you? - I'm old. 675 00:41:21,220 --> 00:41:23,530 You're not old! You're not even a person! 676 00:41:23,530 --> 00:41:26,530 You're a testicle! You're made mostly of hair! 677 00:41:26,530 --> 00:41:28,410 - Vasily... - Here's your fucking harvest. 678 00:41:28,410 --> 00:41:29,970 Here it is. 679 00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:32,090 Leave the man alone! I will not... 680 00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:35,210 No! Don't let him shoot! 681 00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:37,530 - Just get the gun off him. - Vasily! 682 00:41:37,530 --> 00:41:39,970 - Let her through. - Remember what Papa said. 683 00:41:39,970 --> 00:41:42,290 They have a machine filling his brain with American lies. 684 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,810 "Wade gently through the river 685 00:41:43,810 --> 00:41:46,010 because there are snakes and crocodiles." 686 00:41:46,010 --> 00:41:48,890 It's okay, Vasily. Everything's gonna be fine. 687 00:41:48,890 --> 00:41:51,890 - This is not exactly fine, is it? - No, well, not exactly fine. 688 00:41:51,890 --> 00:41:53,450 My father's lying there with his head open. 689 00:41:53,450 --> 00:41:56,290 Yes, your father is dead. Your brother is shooting a gun. 690 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:57,650 It's not fine. You're right. 691 00:41:57,660 --> 00:41:58,850 Come on. There we go. 692 00:42:00,010 --> 00:42:03,010 You have all made a deadly mistake. 693 00:42:07,660 --> 00:42:10,220 - Excuse me. - That's right. Off you go, kitten. 694 00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:33,810 Oh, come on. 695 00:42:37,060 --> 00:42:39,890 - Just keep the gun away from him. - I've got loads, anyway. 696 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:41,490 Have you forgotten how to salute? 697 00:42:41,490 --> 00:42:43,650 - No, sir. - Then salute me. 698 00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:47,580 Now, let that be a warning. 699 00:42:48,370 --> 00:42:51,410 "Be strong," I hear my father say. 700 00:42:51,410 --> 00:42:52,530 Come on, chop, chop. 701 00:42:52,530 --> 00:42:53,730 Beria's picked you out. 702 00:42:55,180 --> 00:42:56,410 Just do as he says. 703 00:42:56,410 --> 00:43:00,490 - My car is right this way. - No, no. She'll be happier with us. 704 00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:02,490 Okay, but we need to go. Let's go. 705 00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:05,410 - See you in Moscow. - See you. 706 00:43:08,530 --> 00:43:09,850 Ah, nice. 707 00:43:18,100 --> 00:43:21,380 We need to go through first! No, let us go first! 708 00:43:36,810 --> 00:43:37,850 Go, go, go! 709 00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:46,330 Go! 710 00:43:48,620 --> 00:43:50,570 Shit. What, are we last now? Come on. 711 00:44:13,220 --> 00:44:15,650 Comrades, we share your grief. 712 00:44:15,660 --> 00:44:18,570 You will assemble outside for further instructions. 713 00:44:18,580 --> 00:44:21,610 All staff into the transport. Yes, that's it, hurry up. 714 00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:23,970 Come on, get a move on. In the transports, please. 715 00:44:23,970 --> 00:44:27,370 Where the fuck did she come from? Get her out! 716 00:44:27,370 --> 00:44:28,970 Gently with that, will you? Hurry up. 717 00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:32,580 That's it, everything out. 718 00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:41,090 Lookalikes. I think their contract's up. 719 00:44:41,100 --> 00:44:42,100 This way. 720 00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:48,140 - You, come with me. - But I don't understand. 721 00:44:49,780 --> 00:44:51,570 Come on. Just this way. 722 00:44:51,580 --> 00:44:52,580 You can stand down. 723 00:44:53,100 --> 00:44:54,100 Food in the kitchen. 724 00:45:01,930 --> 00:45:03,330 Halt! 725 00:45:03,330 --> 00:45:04,930 Move them out! 726 00:45:10,410 --> 00:45:12,180 Last one! Move it out! 727 00:45:29,780 --> 00:45:30,850 Hello again. 728 00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:33,330 There you are. 729 00:45:35,970 --> 00:45:37,130 You're very quiet. 730 00:45:41,300 --> 00:45:43,970 See the little birch in the meadow. 731 00:45:45,180 --> 00:45:48,410 See the leaves dancing when the wind blows. 732 00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:51,370 No? 733 00:45:52,060 --> 00:45:56,020 Well, come on, your voice was once so beautiful, Polina Molotova. 734 00:45:58,370 --> 00:46:00,570 Oh, yes, sorry, meant to say. 735 00:46:01,780 --> 00:46:02,970 Stalin's dead. 736 00:46:04,450 --> 00:46:07,530 No. The Stalin? 737 00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:10,490 Our Stalin? 738 00:46:11,580 --> 00:46:14,100 Yeah, your Stalin. 739 00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:16,930 The one who put you here. 740 00:46:18,580 --> 00:46:19,580 Come on. 741 00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:24,410 Let's smarten you up for Comrade Molotov. 742 00:46:24,410 --> 00:46:27,300 Good girl. Come on. 743 00:46:28,740 --> 00:46:32,540 Oh, sorry, darling. Work. I'll make it up to you. 744 00:46:32,970 --> 00:46:35,610 Fetch the mattress and have her washed. 745 00:46:35,620 --> 00:46:36,620 Okay. 746 00:46:37,140 --> 00:46:38,740 Right, get in there. Go on. 747 00:46:39,580 --> 00:46:41,290 Right, with me. Come on. 748 00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:44,780 All right, jug, rug, flowers. Right, grab that. 749 00:46:46,580 --> 00:46:48,850 - S-Slimonov, isn't it? - Yes, sir. 750 00:46:48,850 --> 00:46:50,970 See you l-later, S-Slimonov. 751 00:46:51,780 --> 00:46:52,780 Come on. 752 00:46:56,450 --> 00:46:59,450 Bought you a lovely new dress, a nice dress. 753 00:47:23,180 --> 00:47:24,850 Oh, God. 754 00:47:27,620 --> 00:47:31,570 Christ. You look like you're about to be bulldozed into a lime pit. 755 00:47:31,580 --> 00:47:32,780 Need your toilet. 756 00:47:37,180 --> 00:47:39,530 Do you want me to hold back your hair? 757 00:47:39,530 --> 00:47:41,410 Polina always used to do that for me. 758 00:47:41,850 --> 00:47:43,180 Oh, no. Nothing's coming up. 759 00:47:43,970 --> 00:47:46,050 Futile gesture. 760 00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:51,210 Listen, I wanted to invite you to tomorrow's Committee meeting. 761 00:47:51,220 --> 00:47:52,220 Meeting? 762 00:47:53,660 --> 00:47:55,980 What meeting? Why didn't I know about a meeting? 763 00:48:03,060 --> 00:48:05,860 Stalin and Beria put you on a list. 764 00:48:08,220 --> 00:48:09,300 Stalin? 765 00:48:11,490 --> 00:48:15,050 Oh, I must have wronged him so badly. What did I do? 766 00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:19,060 No, nothing. Don't you see? Beria, he wants you out. 767 00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:21,570 Now, I've been talking with Comrade Bulganin. 768 00:48:21,580 --> 00:48:22,650 No. No. 769 00:48:22,660 --> 00:48:24,170 I think he's right. We can outvote them. 770 00:48:24,180 --> 00:48:26,730 No, no. This is factionalism. Stalin didn't like factionalism. 771 00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:28,370 Oh, Stalin is dead! 772 00:48:29,370 --> 00:48:33,330 I've seen inside of him. For fuck's sake, we have to act. 773 00:48:33,330 --> 00:48:35,530 I can't believe he's gone. 774 00:48:36,970 --> 00:48:38,770 Ohh... 775 00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:47,140 You have to wait for it to fill up. 776 00:48:48,450 --> 00:48:50,450 Fucking apartments. 777 00:48:51,970 --> 00:48:53,050 Listen to me. 778 00:48:53,810 --> 00:48:56,140 Beria had Polina killed. 779 00:48:57,220 --> 00:48:59,570 Now, surely you must have wanted to... 780 00:48:59,580 --> 00:49:02,370 Act against the party? Me? 781 00:49:02,370 --> 00:49:03,930 - No? - No, never. 782 00:49:03,930 --> 00:49:05,130 - Really? - No. 783 00:49:05,140 --> 00:49:06,970 - Not once? - Not once. 784 00:49:06,970 --> 00:49:09,850 Hello? Anyone home? 785 00:49:09,850 --> 00:49:12,180 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 786 00:49:13,100 --> 00:49:14,730 We were just chatting. 787 00:49:14,740 --> 00:49:16,500 About Polina. 788 00:49:17,410 --> 00:49:20,530 - Well, well, would you believe it? - Treacherous sow. 789 00:49:21,810 --> 00:49:24,810 Or a wronged woman who was framed. 790 00:49:24,810 --> 00:49:26,450 No, no. She was a criminal. 791 00:49:27,060 --> 00:49:28,100 I'm glad she's dead. 792 00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:31,730 Right, because, well, she betrayed the party. 793 00:49:31,740 --> 00:49:34,450 - She plotted against Stalin. - No, Nicky. False narrative. 794 00:49:34,450 --> 00:49:37,170 - No, no, she was a parasite. - She was a parasite. 795 00:49:37,180 --> 00:49:41,890 She betrayed all of us, and, in fact, the evidence was flimsy. 796 00:49:41,890 --> 00:49:44,930 There were no witnesses. And look. Polina's back. 797 00:49:44,930 --> 00:49:46,740 Is it really you? 798 00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:51,410 Oh, my Polina. Oh, I can't believe it. 799 00:49:51,410 --> 00:49:53,290 Oh, look, everyone, look. 800 00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:56,810 - My little Polinka's back. - I am back. 801 00:49:56,810 --> 00:49:59,930 I kept her safe for you, Vyacheslav. 802 00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:02,330 And I kept him safe for you, Polina. 803 00:50:02,330 --> 00:50:04,690 - I've got so much to tell you. - Good. 804 00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:06,730 - I've bought a dog... - Oh? 805 00:50:06,740 --> 00:50:08,580 So many changes to come. 806 00:50:10,100 --> 00:50:11,980 And you're gonna like some of them, Nicky. 807 00:50:15,490 --> 00:50:16,930 It's great to have you back. 808 00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:30,420 Hello, my sweet. 809 00:50:39,530 --> 00:50:40,650 You're the parents? 810 00:50:43,300 --> 00:50:45,780 Thank you. You should go now. 811 00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:52,020 We ready? 812 00:50:53,100 --> 00:50:54,300 Good. 813 00:50:56,810 --> 00:50:58,930 Now, please don't go until I say, okay? 814 00:51:01,010 --> 00:51:02,050 Did you hear me? 815 00:51:08,660 --> 00:51:09,890 Okay. 816 00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:14,100 Yes? It's good? 817 00:51:15,100 --> 00:51:17,140 I'd like to try one with a faraway look. 818 00:51:19,370 --> 00:51:20,490 Comrade, 819 00:51:20,490 --> 00:51:23,930 I've scheduled some telephone calls later with various members of the... 820 00:51:23,930 --> 00:51:25,810 I can't hear you. Can you say that again? 821 00:51:25,810 --> 00:51:29,050 I'm sorry. I've scheduled some telephone calls later with... 822 00:51:29,060 --> 00:51:31,330 - Then tell me later. - Of course. 823 00:51:31,330 --> 00:51:34,180 Mr Karloff, what an honour. Love your work. 824 00:51:34,810 --> 00:51:38,490 Thinking of doing anything in colour? 825 00:51:38,490 --> 00:51:40,410 I need to talk to you about something. 826 00:51:40,410 --> 00:51:41,850 Would you please excuse me? 827 00:51:44,220 --> 00:51:45,450 I'll be right back. 828 00:51:50,700 --> 00:51:53,620 Don't you ever... ever... 829 00:51:54,740 --> 00:51:56,330 humiliate me again in front of... 830 00:51:57,100 --> 00:52:00,050 I am the General Secretary of the Soviet Union. 831 00:52:00,060 --> 00:52:01,850 Apologies. A line has been crossed. 832 00:52:01,850 --> 00:52:04,530 It is my duty to look good for the people. 833 00:52:04,530 --> 00:52:06,930 - Of course. - Ah, comrade, apologies. 834 00:52:06,930 --> 00:52:09,450 I'm not gonna do the seating plan. Give it to Blavatsky. 835 00:52:09,450 --> 00:52:12,410 - He's expert at sitting on his arse. - Of course. Thank you. 836 00:52:12,410 --> 00:52:14,170 - The Committee meeting... - Oh, yes, yes. 837 00:52:14,180 --> 00:52:18,780 Um, item one: these lists and these arrests. 838 00:52:19,450 --> 00:52:22,370 I think we... Should we take that down just a gear? 839 00:52:22,370 --> 00:52:23,740 Or hold off altogether? 840 00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:27,970 - Freeze them? - Freeze, yes. 841 00:52:27,970 --> 00:52:30,170 Excellent thought. Yes, we could freeze arrests. 842 00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:32,450 We could even release some low-level prisoners. 843 00:52:32,450 --> 00:52:36,210 Fuck me. I mean... I mean, yes. 844 00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:38,010 But what would the old man... 845 00:52:38,010 --> 00:52:42,730 Oh, Stalin... Stalin destroyed the status quo and he built a new one. 846 00:52:42,740 --> 00:52:45,450 The changes he made were both radical and popular. 847 00:52:45,450 --> 00:52:47,610 - Liberalisation would be radical. - Popular. 848 00:52:47,620 --> 00:52:49,410 - Radical. - And popular. 849 00:52:49,410 --> 00:52:52,330 I will deal with whatever horseshit 850 00:52:52,330 --> 00:52:53,730 you have presently. 851 00:52:53,740 --> 00:52:56,220 - Actually, I'd like you to see this. - Come on through. 852 00:52:56,930 --> 00:53:01,010 You remember that famous photo of Stalin and the little girl? 853 00:53:01,010 --> 00:53:02,130 Yes. 854 00:53:02,140 --> 00:53:05,770 Well, I was thinking a photo of, you and the girl. 855 00:53:05,780 --> 00:53:07,060 Continuity. 856 00:53:07,530 --> 00:53:10,810 And this way we're showing Stalin's humanity moving forward, right? 857 00:53:10,810 --> 00:53:11,930 Yeah. 858 00:53:12,890 --> 00:53:15,290 I'm sorry about all that. Find the girl. 859 00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:17,010 - We should head to the Committee. - We are. 860 00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:24,290 So I'll outline the releases under Article 31. 861 00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:25,970 - Yes, please. - Okay. 862 00:53:26,780 --> 00:53:30,650 Please, understand that this is not some cynical ploy. 863 00:53:30,660 --> 00:53:33,730 I mean, these reforms are correct reforms. 864 00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:34,780 Totally understood. 865 00:53:37,620 --> 00:53:38,850 Are you wearing a corset? 866 00:53:42,370 --> 00:53:45,090 It's a girdle. I have a bad back. 867 00:53:46,450 --> 00:53:49,290 It's functional. It's not cosmetic. 868 00:53:49,300 --> 00:53:50,410 You wear it well. 869 00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:55,050 Let's make this a test of your discretion, shall we? 870 00:53:55,060 --> 00:53:56,660 Of course. Of course. 871 00:54:05,620 --> 00:54:07,730 - So, in accordance... - I call this meeting to order. 872 00:54:07,740 --> 00:54:09,060 My apologies. 873 00:54:09,810 --> 00:54:13,930 So, in accordance with his will, I propose Comrade Malenkov 874 00:54:13,930 --> 00:54:15,690 be named Chairman of the Council of Ministers 875 00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:17,700 and General Secretary of the Party. 876 00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:20,530 And I propose Comrade Beria 877 00:54:20,530 --> 00:54:23,410 for First Vice-Chairman, Council of Ministers. 878 00:54:23,410 --> 00:54:25,850 So, let's take a vote. Those in favour? 879 00:54:25,850 --> 00:54:27,650 Those are two separate proposals. 880 00:54:27,660 --> 00:54:30,490 I suggest we vote one at a time. Those in favour? 881 00:54:30,490 --> 00:54:33,010 I'm unsure of what's being proposed. 882 00:54:33,010 --> 00:54:35,210 I just said what was being proposed. I just said it. 883 00:54:35,220 --> 00:54:37,170 And you're being obstructionist. 884 00:54:37,180 --> 00:54:39,850 Comrade Beria is busy combining his role 885 00:54:39,850 --> 00:54:42,090 as Minister for both Interior and Security. 886 00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:44,210 Wouldn't it be kinder if someone else 887 00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:45,970 carried the happy burden of Vice-Chairman? 888 00:54:45,970 --> 00:54:47,770 I thank Comrade Khrushchev for his concern, 889 00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:50,530 but I'm perfectly capable of doing two things at once. 890 00:54:50,530 --> 00:54:53,890 - Well, it's three things. - Should we bring in an abacus? 891 00:54:53,890 --> 00:54:57,690 All right, let's move to a vote on both proposals. 892 00:54:57,700 --> 00:55:00,970 All right? First me as... you know, 893 00:55:00,970 --> 00:55:03,490 and Comrade Beria as Vice-Chairman. 894 00:55:03,490 --> 00:55:04,570 All those in favour? 895 00:55:08,330 --> 00:55:09,410 Carried... 896 00:55:10,810 --> 00:55:12,770 u... nanimously. 897 00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:13,890 Right, next. 898 00:55:13,890 --> 00:55:16,450 We need someone to take charge of the funeral. 899 00:55:16,450 --> 00:55:19,010 - What about Comrade Khrushchev? - Where's this coming from? 900 00:55:19,010 --> 00:55:20,850 I formally propose Comrade Khrushchev 901 00:55:20,850 --> 00:55:22,730 be given the honour of organising the funeral. 902 00:55:22,740 --> 00:55:24,530 What? Come on, I don't have any time to do that. 903 00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:26,730 What if I can do three things at once, you can at least do two. 904 00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,770 What do I know about funerals? 905 00:55:28,780 --> 00:55:30,730 You said you wanted to honour his legacy. 906 00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:32,780 You told me last night in the bathroom. 907 00:55:36,220 --> 00:55:39,330 - All those in... all those in favour? - All those in favour? 908 00:55:39,330 --> 00:55:40,810 No, uh... 909 00:55:40,810 --> 00:55:43,810 Well, I think you'd be good, actually, you know. 910 00:55:46,410 --> 00:55:48,050 Passed unanimously. 911 00:55:48,060 --> 00:55:50,530 Nicky Khrushchev, funeral director. It suits you. 912 00:55:50,530 --> 00:55:52,290 - Yeah. - It suits that face, anyway. 913 00:55:54,530 --> 00:55:57,850 - Comrade Beria. - I propose a halt to deportations, 914 00:55:57,850 --> 00:56:02,130 the release of some existing detainees under Article 31 and the suspension 915 00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:04,890 of all arrests that were officially sanctioned three days ago. 916 00:56:04,890 --> 00:56:09,370 Whoa, whoa. That's like wiping your arse on Stalin's final list. 917 00:56:09,370 --> 00:56:11,170 - No, no, no. - This is demonstrably revisionist. 918 00:56:11,180 --> 00:56:15,410 Releasing people we arrested three days ago will make us look cretinous. 919 00:56:15,970 --> 00:56:18,050 Listen, Stalin was misled. 920 00:56:18,060 --> 00:56:20,010 - We were misled. - Really? 921 00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:23,490 Yes. So the people responsible should be found and punished. 922 00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:26,410 Who are you kidding, Lavrenti, yourself? 923 00:56:26,410 --> 00:56:29,890 We all knew what we were doing when we signed those lists. 924 00:56:29,890 --> 00:56:35,330 Stalin destroyed the status quo... and he rebuilt it. 925 00:56:36,780 --> 00:56:38,010 He was liberal. 926 00:56:38,010 --> 00:56:39,530 - Radical. - He was radical. 927 00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:41,610 This is a blatant attempt by Comrade Beria 928 00:56:41,620 --> 00:56:43,130 to buy the support of the public. 929 00:56:43,140 --> 00:56:46,130 I thought you were in favour of a more liberal approach, Comrade Reformer. 930 00:56:46,140 --> 00:56:49,370 All those in favour of pausing the arrests, 931 00:56:49,370 --> 00:56:51,930 of pausing the executions? 932 00:56:53,370 --> 00:56:54,450 All those in favour? 933 00:56:56,660 --> 00:57:02,370 Hmm. I've always been loyal to Stalin. Always. 934 00:57:02,930 --> 00:57:05,730 And these arrests were authorised by Stalin. 935 00:57:05,740 --> 00:57:08,450 But Stalin was also loyal to the collective leadership, 936 00:57:08,450 --> 00:57:10,810 and that is true loyalty. 937 00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:16,690 However, he also had an iron will, undeviating, strong. 938 00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:19,540 Should we not do the same and stick to what we believed in? 939 00:57:21,370 --> 00:57:22,370 No. 940 00:57:23,300 --> 00:57:26,170 It is stronger still to forge our own beliefs 941 00:57:26,180 --> 00:57:29,140 with the beliefs of the collective leadership. 942 00:57:29,970 --> 00:57:32,810 Which I have now... done. 943 00:57:37,140 --> 00:57:40,010 Carried... unanimously. Thank you. 944 00:57:40,010 --> 00:57:41,610 I'll oversee the releases. 945 00:57:42,850 --> 00:57:45,330 We have loosened the Union's great corset. 946 00:57:46,890 --> 00:57:50,290 Nicky, you've some bouquets and swatches to look at. 947 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,970 A funeral doesn't organise itself. 948 00:58:00,140 --> 00:58:02,650 - Long live Stalin. - Stalin's dead. Malenkov's in charge. 949 00:58:02,660 --> 00:58:04,090 - Stop shooting. - Long live Malenk... 950 00:58:04,100 --> 00:58:06,010 Amnesty effective immediately. 951 00:58:06,010 --> 00:58:09,170 Orders of Comrade Beria. We're moving out. Let's go. 952 00:58:10,060 --> 00:58:11,420 Come on, let's go. 953 00:58:26,450 --> 00:58:27,690 Come on. 954 00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:33,050 Ahh... 955 00:58:33,060 --> 00:58:35,180 Oh, my God! 956 00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:38,090 Ohh! 957 00:59:11,620 --> 00:59:13,810 Not too much on that. He's not Clark Gable, okay? 958 00:59:13,810 --> 00:59:15,770 Can somebody get a duster up there? 959 00:59:15,780 --> 00:59:18,090 We've got a cobweb large enough to snag a sheep. 960 00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:20,010 We're opening in 15 minutes. 961 00:59:20,010 --> 00:59:21,570 Now, for the curtains at the front, comrade, 962 00:59:21,580 --> 00:59:23,370 do you want ruched, not ruched? 963 00:59:23,370 --> 00:59:25,530 - Whatever. I don't care. - Not ruched? 964 00:59:25,530 --> 00:59:28,010 - That's good. That's... - Ruched? Not ruched? 965 00:59:28,530 --> 00:59:30,530 - Ruched? - Would you stop with this? 966 00:59:30,970 --> 00:59:33,170 Why do you think I care? Ah, excuse me. 967 00:59:34,810 --> 00:59:37,010 - Fix that button. - Welcome, comrades. 968 00:59:37,010 --> 00:59:39,290 How's the Minister for Fixtures and Fittings? 969 00:59:39,300 --> 00:59:40,570 It's going well. I'm enjoying it. 970 00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:42,810 - Yes, you're very passionate. - Well... 971 00:59:42,810 --> 00:59:44,610 Yes, the ruched, please. Thank you. 972 00:59:44,620 --> 00:59:46,650 - You're doing a great job. - I know. 973 00:59:46,660 --> 00:59:48,530 Well, hello. Are these... 974 00:59:48,530 --> 00:59:50,330 - Oh. - These my... 975 00:59:50,330 --> 00:59:51,610 Which one of these is my girl? 976 00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:53,210 We couldn't find the actual girl, sir. 977 00:59:53,220 --> 00:59:55,010 These are some possible alternatives. 978 00:59:55,010 --> 00:59:57,330 No, no, I want you to find... Excuse me. 979 00:59:57,330 --> 00:59:59,290 I want you to find the girl in the photograph. 980 00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:01,220 Do you understand? The nation depends on it. 981 01:00:02,410 --> 01:00:03,970 - Thank you. - Thank you. 982 01:00:04,620 --> 01:00:08,020 All right, girls, the Snow King does not approve. Wait over there. 983 01:00:09,220 --> 01:00:10,970 What happened? Where's the girl in the photograph? 984 01:00:10,970 --> 01:00:12,690 We couldn't find the actual girl. 985 01:00:12,700 --> 01:00:16,370 I thought the entire point of the NKVD was to know everyone's whereabouts. 986 01:00:16,370 --> 01:00:18,050 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir, yes. 987 01:00:18,060 --> 01:00:20,620 - So, you find her, you camel cock. - Comrade Khrushchev. 988 01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:22,970 - Maria Veniaminovna. - Yes. 989 01:00:22,970 --> 01:00:25,530 I'm sorry that you heard that, but he is a camel cock. 990 01:00:25,530 --> 01:00:27,450 - How are you, Maria? - Stalin? 991 01:00:28,100 --> 01:00:30,660 Yes. You want to have a look? 992 01:00:34,370 --> 01:00:37,370 Comrade Beria, this is Maria. She'll be playing piano tonight. 993 01:00:38,060 --> 01:00:39,930 - Good to meet you. - Comrade. 994 01:00:39,930 --> 01:00:41,090 What do you think? 995 01:00:42,410 --> 01:00:45,740 Small. He looks so small. 996 01:00:50,220 --> 01:00:51,930 - Sad day, soldier. - Yes, sir. 997 01:00:51,930 --> 01:00:53,290 Sad day. 998 01:00:53,300 --> 01:00:55,700 Aslanov. You handsome devil. 999 01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:58,690 Stick you in a frock, I'd fucking ride you raw myself. 1000 01:00:58,700 --> 01:01:01,050 - I will take that as a compliment. - Yeah, don't. 1001 01:01:01,060 --> 01:01:04,580 Right, what's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication round here? 1002 01:01:15,810 --> 01:01:17,410 Ah, Generalissimo. 1003 01:01:17,410 --> 01:01:19,330 There he is, eh, the great man. 1004 01:01:20,740 --> 01:01:24,410 I've seen a lot of death, but that... that is a loss. 1005 01:01:24,410 --> 01:01:25,970 Tell me something. 1006 01:01:25,970 --> 01:01:30,290 Why has the army been replaced by the NKVD all over Moscow? 1007 01:01:30,300 --> 01:01:33,970 I mean, I'm smiling, but I am very fucking furious. 1008 01:01:33,970 --> 01:01:35,770 Perhaps this is a good time for Comrade Yudina 1009 01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:37,730 to go and prepare those precious fingers. 1010 01:01:37,740 --> 01:01:39,370 Yes. One moment, General. 1011 01:01:39,370 --> 01:01:41,770 I will properly catch up with you this evening. 1012 01:01:41,780 --> 01:01:45,130 - I'm looking forward to it. - You never kiss my hand any more. 1013 01:01:45,140 --> 01:01:47,890 - I taught Nikita's niece to play. - Yes, you did. 1014 01:01:47,890 --> 01:01:49,650 That was quite the salon recital. 1015 01:01:49,660 --> 01:01:51,540 Oh, I love the idea of you at a salon. 1016 01:01:52,180 --> 01:01:54,410 Do you have a party trick? Burping the alphabet? 1017 01:01:55,580 --> 01:01:59,010 Comrade Malenkov, with sharper cheekbones, as requested. 1018 01:01:59,010 --> 01:02:01,730 Sharp. Not sharp. Sharp. Not sharp. 1019 01:02:02,580 --> 01:02:03,980 I would like... 1020 01:02:05,890 --> 01:02:08,650 ...that one destroyed, thank you. 1021 01:02:08,660 --> 01:02:10,610 Good luck with the performance tonight, by the way. 1022 01:02:10,620 --> 01:02:13,490 - Thank you. - Nerve-racking, so many notes. 1023 01:02:13,490 --> 01:02:15,730 - Yes. - Like your one to Stalin. 1024 01:02:17,370 --> 01:02:18,530 Which I have. 1025 01:02:21,530 --> 01:02:22,970 Come this way. 1026 01:02:22,970 --> 01:02:25,490 Why has the army been confined to barracks? 1027 01:02:25,490 --> 01:02:28,450 The decision was mine, supported by Comrade Malenkov. 1028 01:02:28,450 --> 01:02:29,890 Mm-hmm. Oh, was it indeed? 1029 01:02:29,890 --> 01:02:32,050 That right, Georgy? It was your call? 1030 01:02:32,060 --> 01:02:35,650 Um, yes, of course. We had to make a decision. 1031 01:02:35,660 --> 01:02:37,090 We're discussing the city's security. 1032 01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:38,930 - I know. - Jesus Christ. 1033 01:02:38,930 --> 01:02:40,850 Did Coco Chanel take a shit on your head? 1034 01:02:41,780 --> 01:02:44,810 - No, he did not. - Listen, listen. 1035 01:02:44,810 --> 01:02:46,570 Moscow's gonna be boiling with people. 1036 01:02:46,580 --> 01:02:49,890 His little fucking apes at the NKVD won't know what to do. 1037 01:02:49,890 --> 01:02:51,450 There's gonna be thousands of civilians 1038 01:02:51,450 --> 01:02:53,290 flooding in from all over Russia. 1039 01:02:53,300 --> 01:02:55,130 No, we're controlling the crowd at source. 1040 01:02:55,140 --> 01:02:57,220 All trains and vans to Moscow have been cancelled. 1041 01:02:58,300 --> 01:02:59,570 - You can't do that. - Wait a minute. 1042 01:02:59,580 --> 01:03:00,810 People have a right to see him. 1043 01:03:00,810 --> 01:03:02,850 - Oh, come on. No, no, no. - Just temporarily. 1044 01:03:02,850 --> 01:03:06,410 I'm the funeral. I'm the trains. This is horseshit, okay? 1045 01:03:06,410 --> 01:03:09,850 I've been picking out funeral cushions with Slim Hitler over there... 1046 01:03:09,850 --> 01:03:13,050 calico this, taffeta that, and you've done what? 1047 01:03:13,060 --> 01:03:15,490 No, I'm the trains and I want them back. 1048 01:03:15,490 --> 01:03:18,730 Well, let's see who can mobilise first. Oh, seems to be me! 1049 01:03:18,740 --> 01:03:20,500 You sneaky little shit. 1050 01:03:21,330 --> 01:03:23,530 And we're opening the doors. 1051 01:03:39,580 --> 01:03:42,970 Good. Steady pace. Very good. Yes, just like that. 1052 01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:51,810 Rather overwhelming, isn't it? 1053 01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:55,330 And nobody's making them do this, are they? 1054 01:03:55,330 --> 01:03:56,490 - No, no. - No. 1055 01:03:57,490 --> 01:03:59,010 Just round to the right. Thank you. 1056 01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:01,890 I don't suppose you want a chair? 1057 01:04:01,890 --> 01:04:05,970 Oh, no, no, no. I can't sit down. I haven't sat down since he died. 1058 01:04:05,970 --> 01:04:07,530 One can't. He was too big. 1059 01:04:09,850 --> 01:04:10,930 Yes. 1060 01:04:13,660 --> 01:04:14,810 Do you remember Alexei? 1061 01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:20,370 - I remember everyone. It's a gift. - Oh. 1062 01:04:20,370 --> 01:04:22,170 Do you remember the way he used to laugh? 1063 01:04:24,930 --> 01:04:27,650 - Alexei Kapler, yes, yes. - Yes. 1064 01:04:28,490 --> 01:04:31,170 Yes, special to you, of course. 1065 01:04:31,180 --> 01:04:34,020 Some unsuitable associates. 1066 01:04:34,530 --> 01:04:36,890 Tragic, really. 1067 01:04:36,890 --> 01:04:38,850 I'm... I'm so sorry. 1068 01:04:39,530 --> 01:04:41,930 Yes, well, I want you to bring him back. 1069 01:04:44,490 --> 01:04:46,450 The way that you brought Molotov's wife back. 1070 01:04:48,100 --> 01:04:49,300 She... 1071 01:04:50,450 --> 01:04:54,170 - Well, I'd kept her as... - Yeah, but I just want one person. 1072 01:04:55,140 --> 01:04:56,460 Just one person. 1073 01:04:57,140 --> 01:04:58,980 - Oh, my darling. - Please. 1074 01:05:00,490 --> 01:05:02,810 For you, I will attempt the impossible. 1075 01:05:11,970 --> 01:05:14,810 Keep it moving if you can. Thank you. 1076 01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:16,850 A lot of people to process. 1077 01:05:25,850 --> 01:05:29,570 Oh, fucking pollen. They should make gas bombs out of the stuff. 1078 01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:33,850 Wait, wait, wait. That's not gonna fit. 1079 01:05:34,450 --> 01:05:37,650 - It's larger than the region itself. - Go back. Go back. 1080 01:05:37,660 --> 01:05:39,220 Hunker down. 1081 01:05:41,580 --> 01:05:42,700 A quarter turn. 1082 01:05:44,780 --> 01:05:46,060 Through on that line. 1083 01:05:47,620 --> 01:05:50,650 - How's Polina? - She's well. 1084 01:05:50,660 --> 01:05:54,620 I can sense how sorry she is for her treachery. 1085 01:05:56,930 --> 01:05:58,810 Jesus Christ, it's the bishops. 1086 01:06:00,490 --> 01:06:02,890 I thought we'd banned those freaks. 1087 01:06:02,890 --> 01:06:05,130 Sneeze on the bastards as they go past. 1088 01:06:05,140 --> 01:06:07,050 - Did you invite them? - No. 1089 01:06:07,060 --> 01:06:10,700 - Ask Beria if he invited the bishops. - Don't give me orders. 1090 01:06:12,450 --> 01:06:14,970 Ask Beria if he invited the bishops. 1091 01:06:14,970 --> 01:06:17,970 - Did you invite the bishops? - Yes. 1092 01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:20,130 - Yes. - Well? 1093 01:06:20,140 --> 01:06:21,780 He said yes. 1094 01:06:22,530 --> 01:06:24,770 I'm going to give everyone in Red Square a voucher 1095 01:06:24,780 --> 01:06:28,210 permitting one kick each to his stupid face. 1096 01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:30,210 Is he asking for some delicious hay? 1097 01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:34,300 No, he said something quite complicated about a voucher system. 1098 01:06:34,740 --> 01:06:38,970 Ask Nikita why in God's arse he invited the bishops. 1099 01:06:38,970 --> 01:06:41,130 - No, I've already explained why... - Ask Nikita. 1100 01:06:41,140 --> 01:06:42,330 You tell him... 1101 01:06:43,810 --> 01:06:46,090 - Never mind. Swap. - No. 1102 01:06:46,100 --> 01:06:48,180 - Just swap with me. - I said no. 1103 01:06:48,780 --> 01:06:50,620 We can make it look like it's part of the ceremony. 1104 01:07:04,410 --> 01:07:06,130 What the fuck are you doing? 1105 01:07:12,810 --> 01:07:15,370 Buttoned-up sacks of shit! Fleabags! 1106 01:07:15,370 --> 01:07:16,970 Should I handle this for you? 1107 01:07:19,580 --> 01:07:22,810 Foreigners. A vile crime has been perpetrated. 1108 01:07:22,810 --> 01:07:26,890 Hairy monsters in coats have scooped out my father's brain 1109 01:07:26,890 --> 01:07:29,450 and sent it to America. 1110 01:07:29,450 --> 01:07:32,780 And these traitors, sucking the cocks and balls... 1111 01:07:33,620 --> 01:07:35,770 ...sucking the cocks and balls of Zionist... 1112 01:07:35,780 --> 01:07:39,450 New York... New York Zionist queers in petticoats. 1113 01:07:39,450 --> 01:07:42,170 Look at them. You see? Those brain thieves. 1114 01:07:42,180 --> 01:07:44,010 - Do not translate this. - I see you. Heed me. 1115 01:07:44,010 --> 01:07:46,690 - There's food next door, gentlemen. - I'm Stalin's son! 1116 01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:50,050 You will not take me down. I will not go down! 1117 01:07:50,060 --> 01:07:52,100 Please, this side. I'm sorry. I apologise. 1118 01:07:52,930 --> 01:07:55,010 I will not be silen... 1119 01:07:55,010 --> 01:07:56,890 I know about the hockey team. 1120 01:07:57,810 --> 01:08:00,210 - I'm most deeply... - Up we go. That's it. 1121 01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:02,130 Thank you all for your... 1122 01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:03,650 Medic! 1123 01:08:03,650 --> 01:08:05,010 Not today! 1124 01:08:05,020 --> 01:08:08,540 You're a fucking stain on that uniform. You fucking behave. 1125 01:08:09,220 --> 01:08:10,690 What is going on? 1126 01:08:10,690 --> 01:08:12,730 He felt a little overwhelmed, Svetlana. 1127 01:08:12,730 --> 01:08:16,010 Harm. This is a perfect example of harm. 1128 01:08:16,020 --> 01:08:18,130 - He's okay. - Come here. Get up. 1129 01:08:18,140 --> 01:08:20,810 - Who did this? - I did, and I enjoyed it. 1130 01:08:20,820 --> 01:08:22,140 It's been a long time coming. 1131 01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:24,370 If any of you... 1132 01:08:26,020 --> 01:08:27,660 ...should do anything... 1133 01:08:28,450 --> 01:08:30,330 Right, well, that's me told. 1134 01:08:30,330 --> 01:08:33,370 I'm off to represent the entire Red Army at the buffet. 1135 01:08:33,370 --> 01:08:34,570 You girls enjoy yourself. 1136 01:08:36,730 --> 01:08:38,810 Are you all right? He fell very hard. 1137 01:08:38,820 --> 01:08:40,330 Why did you let him do that? 1138 01:08:40,330 --> 01:08:43,610 Yes, I should have intercepted his fist with my face. 1139 01:08:43,610 --> 01:08:45,850 I want to make a speech at my father's funeral. 1140 01:08:46,410 --> 01:08:49,530 - And I want to fuck Grace Kelly. - I simply don't care. 1141 01:08:49,530 --> 01:08:51,770 I want to make a speech at my father's funeral. 1142 01:08:51,770 --> 01:08:53,490 Comrade Malenkov, your view? 1143 01:08:54,690 --> 01:08:55,770 Well, I think, um... 1144 01:08:57,140 --> 01:08:59,170 it can be, um... 1145 01:08:59,180 --> 01:09:01,010 - no... no problem. - Ah... 1146 01:09:01,020 --> 01:09:03,490 Technically, yes, but practically... 1147 01:09:03,490 --> 01:09:05,810 There are programmatic complications. 1148 01:09:05,820 --> 01:09:08,130 You know, I think I misspoke when I said, "No problem." 1149 01:09:08,140 --> 01:09:10,410 What I meant was, "No." 1150 01:09:11,140 --> 01:09:12,140 "Problem." 1151 01:09:14,370 --> 01:09:17,210 Ignore me. I'm... It's no problem. 1152 01:09:17,220 --> 01:09:19,410 - Yes. I take that as a yes. - Go ahead, Nikita. 1153 01:09:19,410 --> 01:09:22,210 I will unlock the schedule and squeeze him in. 1154 01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:23,970 I will not be squeezed. 1155 01:09:23,980 --> 01:09:26,450 Sometimes the shortest speeches are the most memorable. 1156 01:09:27,060 --> 01:09:29,130 - Well, that's as maybe. - True. Fish! Let's eat. 1157 01:09:29,140 --> 01:09:30,930 - What's going on? - I don't... 1158 01:09:32,490 --> 01:09:34,570 I look forward to the five garbled words 1159 01:09:34,570 --> 01:09:36,730 we afford him before we start the flypast. 1160 01:09:36,730 --> 01:09:39,530 Hey, we need to talk. First the trains, now the bishops. 1161 01:09:39,530 --> 01:09:41,210 Who else are we pals with now? 1162 01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:43,650 - You invite any old Nazis? - Excuse me. 1163 01:09:43,650 --> 01:09:46,370 These stairs are like climbing Mount Kilimanjaro. 1164 01:09:46,370 --> 01:09:48,010 I'm more sweat than man. 1165 01:09:48,020 --> 01:09:50,010 - Did you see off Vasily? - Yes, we did. 1166 01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:52,130 And thank you for landing me this funeral. 1167 01:09:52,140 --> 01:09:54,130 Come on, Nicky. You're enjoying it. 1168 01:09:54,140 --> 01:09:56,610 But why did you have to invite the bishops? 1169 01:09:56,610 --> 01:09:59,210 What, you think I wanted those boyfriends of Christ here? 1170 01:09:59,220 --> 01:10:00,450 That was his idea. 1171 01:10:00,450 --> 01:10:02,890 Lavrenti, you of all people must know 1172 01:10:02,900 --> 01:10:04,730 that religion has never been part of... 1173 01:10:04,730 --> 01:10:07,530 You lecturing me? You standing in the Hall of Columns 1174 01:10:07,530 --> 01:10:09,810 still insisting on Polina's guilt? 1175 01:10:10,650 --> 01:10:12,650 Well, she... she is... 1176 01:10:14,860 --> 01:10:17,730 - Um, sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have... - Oh, come on. 1177 01:10:17,730 --> 01:10:20,930 No, no. You both called the blameless Polina Molotova 1178 01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:23,850 a traitor and a parasite in her own apartment. I heard you. 1179 01:10:23,860 --> 01:10:26,970 She was guilty. You found her guilty. 1180 01:10:26,980 --> 01:10:29,370 And Stalin agreed. Nobody doubted. 1181 01:10:29,370 --> 01:10:31,450 Nobody doubted. Past tense, you see. 1182 01:10:31,450 --> 01:10:34,050 In the good old days you pine for, that sort of dissonance 1183 01:10:34,060 --> 01:10:35,730 would have had you both shot. Both of you. 1184 01:10:35,730 --> 01:10:38,490 Oh, this is just fucking wordplay. 1185 01:10:38,490 --> 01:10:39,530 Oh, is it? 1186 01:10:39,940 --> 01:10:43,490 Allegiance to the party line, hm? That was what Stalin demanded. 1187 01:10:43,490 --> 01:10:44,690 Correct, Comrade Molotov? 1188 01:10:44,690 --> 01:10:47,850 Um, allegiance to the party line? Yes. 1189 01:10:47,860 --> 01:10:49,850 And defiance of the party line, 1190 01:10:49,860 --> 01:10:51,860 that would mark you out as a traitor, wouldn't it? 1191 01:10:52,980 --> 01:10:55,330 I'm ashamed and I... I... 1192 01:10:55,330 --> 01:10:58,890 I beg your forgiveness for my selfish deceitfulness, 1193 01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:02,180 and I will go and reassure Polina. 1194 01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:09,130 You're just making this shit up as you go along. 1195 01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:12,090 - What game is this, Lavrenti? - Oh, don't be hysterical. 1196 01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:15,290 - We're in a new reality. - What, you're the good guy now? 1197 01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:16,610 You locked up half the nation. 1198 01:11:16,610 --> 01:11:19,050 You beat them, you raped them, you killed them. 1199 01:11:19,060 --> 01:11:20,690 Yes, and now I'm releasing them. 1200 01:11:20,690 --> 01:11:22,970 And you won't believe how many will be free. 1201 01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:25,140 So now you want the public to love you, is that it? 1202 01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:28,290 You're bending and cracking the truth like a human body. 1203 01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:29,450 The truth? 1204 01:11:29,450 --> 01:11:32,130 This from the man who invited his bit-on-the-side whore pianist 1205 01:11:32,140 --> 01:11:34,610 to play at the funeral, even though she swore to kill Stalin, 1206 01:11:34,610 --> 01:11:35,730 who's now dead. 1207 01:11:35,730 --> 01:11:38,370 Whoa. What the barrelling fuck are you talking about? 1208 01:11:38,370 --> 01:11:40,690 She wanted Stalin dead and she knows your family. 1209 01:11:40,690 --> 01:11:42,890 She taught your niece to play, remember? 1210 01:11:44,020 --> 01:11:45,300 I think you should read this. 1211 01:11:46,690 --> 01:11:50,890 It's the copy of a note I found by Stalin's body, from the pianist. 1212 01:11:50,900 --> 01:11:53,370 It's lucky we both now live in the new Soviet Union 1213 01:11:53,370 --> 01:11:54,730 or you and your wife and your family 1214 01:11:54,730 --> 01:11:57,930 would be a pile of dust on the floor of a crematorium toilet. 1215 01:11:59,940 --> 01:12:02,930 Kobulov! My stomach's rumbling. 1216 01:12:02,940 --> 01:12:04,580 Is there any cheese in this building? 1217 01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:13,730 No, I don't have time for that shit right now. 1218 01:12:13,730 --> 01:12:15,300 Wait, wait, wait. Come back, come back. 1219 01:12:16,370 --> 01:12:17,490 No, go. 1220 01:12:18,900 --> 01:12:22,450 New security orders. Restart the trains, all right? 1221 01:12:22,450 --> 01:12:25,410 Open the city's borders and let the people back into Moscow. 1222 01:12:27,330 --> 01:12:29,010 They deserve to see the old man. 1223 01:12:29,020 --> 01:12:31,410 Let's see how Beria's goons cope with that. 1224 01:12:37,100 --> 01:12:39,810 Train to Moscow in five minutes! 1225 01:13:17,730 --> 01:13:20,650 - What's going on? - Trains are bringing them in. 1226 01:13:28,060 --> 01:13:30,020 Quiet. Quiet, quiet. 1227 01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:32,330 Turn around! 1228 01:13:33,940 --> 01:13:37,690 - This is a secure area! - We've come to see Comrade Stalin! 1229 01:13:37,690 --> 01:13:40,450 Back. Get back. Back! 1230 01:13:40,450 --> 01:13:42,020 Back. 1231 01:13:42,690 --> 01:13:45,450 - Stay back. - Stay where you are! 1232 01:13:47,530 --> 01:13:49,770 Fire over their heads. 1233 01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:11,380 Don't let them through! 1234 01:14:19,100 --> 01:14:20,810 This is your work, is it? 1235 01:14:20,820 --> 01:14:22,420 Why? Are there spelling mistakes? 1236 01:14:23,980 --> 01:14:27,450 Do you have any idea what kind of man Beria is? 1237 01:14:27,450 --> 01:14:29,890 He's releasing people from prison. 1238 01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:32,500 That was my idea. I was going to do that. 1239 01:14:33,610 --> 01:14:36,410 I'm the reformer. Me. 1240 01:14:36,410 --> 01:14:41,050 Don't you fucking laugh at me. I was going to release the bishops. 1241 01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:43,370 - I thought you hated the Church. - I do! 1242 01:14:43,370 --> 01:14:46,180 Just tell me it's not true. Did you write this? 1243 01:14:47,570 --> 01:14:50,050 Stalin killed my family, my friends. 1244 01:14:50,060 --> 01:14:53,650 - Zinaida Reich, Kuperchinski. - Kup... You knew Kuperchinski? 1245 01:14:53,650 --> 01:14:55,650 I should have you shot just for saying his name. 1246 01:14:55,650 --> 01:14:57,850 Comrade Nikita Sergeyevich, you know me. I... 1247 01:14:57,860 --> 01:15:01,570 Stop. No, I... I don't know you. You don't know me. 1248 01:15:01,570 --> 01:15:05,730 You fucking taught my niece piano lessons. That's it. 1249 01:15:05,730 --> 01:15:09,370 Don't you see what Beria's done now? He's tied me to you. 1250 01:15:09,370 --> 01:15:10,610 We are tied together. 1251 01:15:11,610 --> 01:15:13,090 - Like a rock... - I know. 1252 01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:14,730 ...that's sinking and... 1253 01:15:14,730 --> 01:15:17,050 But I'm confident of everlasting life. 1254 01:15:18,690 --> 01:15:21,530 Who the fuck in their right mind would want everlasting life? 1255 01:15:21,530 --> 01:15:23,490 The endless conversation. 1256 01:15:28,220 --> 01:15:30,730 Piano lessons, Nicky? How's the fingering? 1257 01:15:30,730 --> 01:15:33,050 She hit the high note, did she? 1258 01:15:33,060 --> 01:15:34,690 F sharp? 1259 01:15:34,690 --> 01:15:36,890 Yeah, two clowns, one joke between you. 1260 01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:38,370 Work on your fucking material. 1261 01:15:40,370 --> 01:15:42,010 Something's happening over there. 1262 01:15:42,020 --> 01:15:45,690 I hate him. Hate her. Fucking wet box. 1263 01:15:45,690 --> 01:15:48,730 - Can you please just be cordial? - I know the drill. 1264 01:15:48,730 --> 01:15:51,290 Smile, shake hands and try not to call them a cunt. 1265 01:15:51,300 --> 01:15:52,690 Perfect. That's perfect. 1266 01:15:53,610 --> 01:15:56,290 - How many? - 1500. 1267 01:15:56,300 --> 01:15:57,650 - Dead? - Yes. 1268 01:15:58,180 --> 01:16:01,090 - I need a man with an army. - Comrade minister. 1269 01:16:01,100 --> 01:16:05,330 I found her. She's uh... grown a little since the photograph. 1270 01:16:05,330 --> 01:16:07,530 She's the size of an ostrich. No. 1271 01:16:07,530 --> 01:16:09,450 Okay, can we just go back to my original idea 1272 01:16:09,450 --> 01:16:12,090 and find a girl who looks like her but little? 1273 01:16:12,100 --> 01:16:14,770 No higher than this. Chalk it on your fucking trousers. 1274 01:16:14,770 --> 01:16:18,370 Modern soldier's greatest fear. It's not death. It's not starvation. 1275 01:16:18,370 --> 01:16:19,530 It's chafing. 1276 01:16:19,530 --> 01:16:22,050 And then he planted the flag on Hitler's bunker 1277 01:16:22,060 --> 01:16:24,370 or he knocked the bear out with one punch. 1278 01:16:24,370 --> 01:16:27,450 Either way, the man's a war hero. Excuse us, please. 1279 01:16:27,450 --> 01:16:29,850 Listen, it was Goebbels' bunker, not Hitler's. 1280 01:16:29,860 --> 01:16:32,650 Listen to me. I was the one who put the trains back on. 1281 01:16:32,650 --> 01:16:34,370 - Comrade General... - Fuck off! 1282 01:16:34,370 --> 01:16:36,090 Or I'll punch you into a sticky pulp. 1283 01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:38,330 - Thank you. - What the fuck were you thinking? 1284 01:16:38,330 --> 01:16:40,330 I don't know, okay, but I did it. 1285 01:16:40,330 --> 01:16:43,090 - And I really need your help. - To do what? 1286 01:16:43,100 --> 01:16:44,770 There's bodies fucking piling up in the street. 1287 01:16:44,770 --> 01:16:45,850 It's a bit late, isn't it. 1288 01:16:45,860 --> 01:16:48,330 What if we blame this on someone... 1289 01:16:48,330 --> 01:16:50,130 - Wait. - ...who's out of control. 1290 01:16:50,140 --> 01:16:53,140 Nicky, be very careful what you say next. 1291 01:16:53,860 --> 01:16:54,940 Who? 1292 01:16:56,220 --> 01:16:57,370 Beria. 1293 01:16:58,330 --> 01:17:00,770 I'm gonna have to report this conversation. 1294 01:17:00,770 --> 01:17:02,330 Threatening to do harm 1295 01:17:02,330 --> 01:17:05,090 or obstruct any member of the Presidium in the process of... 1296 01:17:05,100 --> 01:17:06,850 Look at your fucking face. 1297 01:17:09,730 --> 01:17:11,530 Nikita Khrushchev. 1298 01:17:11,530 --> 01:17:14,930 - You balls like Kremlin domes. - Stop. Be serious. Are you in? 1299 01:17:14,940 --> 01:17:18,610 I'm in, I'm in. That fucker thinks he can take on the Red Army. 1300 01:17:18,610 --> 01:17:22,330 I fucked Germany. I think I can take a flesh lump in a fucking waistcoat. 1301 01:17:22,330 --> 01:17:25,050 - It's got to be tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 1302 01:17:25,060 --> 01:17:27,130 Sorry. You busy washing your hair or what? 1303 01:17:27,140 --> 01:17:28,570 Tomorrow's the funeral. 1304 01:17:28,570 --> 01:17:31,570 Yeah, the day that the entire fucking army's in town with their guns. 1305 01:17:32,900 --> 01:17:34,290 That's perfect. 1306 01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:37,090 But we need the Presidium on board. Every one of them. 1307 01:17:37,100 --> 01:17:39,810 Yeah, yeah, yeah... Malenkov's a bit tricky. 1308 01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:43,170 - No. We need fucking all of them. - Well, I'll get him. 1309 01:17:49,140 --> 01:17:50,610 - How many? - 1500. 1310 01:17:50,610 --> 01:17:53,850 Find Khrushchev. I want to talk to him about his future. 1311 01:17:53,860 --> 01:17:55,420 A very short conversation. 1312 01:17:56,730 --> 01:17:59,490 If you could do me a favour and just nod as I'm speaking. 1313 01:17:59,490 --> 01:18:01,410 People are looking to me for reassurance 1314 01:18:01,410 --> 01:18:03,010 and I have no idea what is going on. 1315 01:18:03,020 --> 01:18:05,970 We will bring the situation under control. Order will be restored. 1316 01:18:05,980 --> 01:18:09,050 This moron has restarted the trains. 1317 01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:12,330 And your men pissed their pants and killed 1500 people. 1318 01:18:12,330 --> 01:18:13,730 We were controlling the crowd. 1319 01:18:13,730 --> 01:18:15,370 Those people weren't supposed to be there. 1320 01:18:15,370 --> 01:18:16,530 Are you blaming the dead 1321 01:18:16,530 --> 01:18:17,730 for their own death? 1322 01:18:17,730 --> 01:18:20,930 I'm gonna tell you who's going to be blamed. I am going to be blamed. 1323 01:18:20,940 --> 01:18:23,020 This shit sack is going to be blamed. 1324 01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:25,490 Let's get out of here. 1325 01:18:28,570 --> 01:18:31,810 - Comrade, your girl. A girl. - Ah! There you are. 1326 01:18:32,940 --> 01:18:35,010 Are we ready for the balcony wave? 1327 01:18:35,020 --> 01:18:37,730 Who's gonna carry the can for this farrago of shit? 1328 01:18:37,730 --> 01:18:39,930 That's easy. Khrushchev. He put the trains back on. 1329 01:18:39,940 --> 01:18:41,890 And you shot the people getting off them. 1330 01:18:41,900 --> 01:18:43,570 - Yes, he has a point. - No, he doesn't. 1331 01:18:43,570 --> 01:18:45,330 There's no point to Nikita Khrushchev. 1332 01:18:45,330 --> 01:18:48,370 Well, how about this? We blame the security forces. 1333 01:18:48,370 --> 01:18:50,490 Right? Hothead officers on the ground. 1334 01:18:50,490 --> 01:18:52,370 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1335 01:18:52,370 --> 01:18:54,690 Do you still possess a working brain? 1336 01:18:54,690 --> 01:18:57,730 You dumb animal. I am the security forces 1337 01:18:57,730 --> 01:19:00,810 and I'm not gonna be made the villain for this catastrophe. 1338 01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:04,170 Look, even if you do get blamed, we close ranks. 1339 01:19:04,180 --> 01:19:06,730 If anyone has a pop at you, they have to come through us first. 1340 01:19:06,730 --> 01:19:09,490 Yes, good idea. Give me the girl. All right? 1341 01:19:09,490 --> 01:19:12,170 - A lot of this is your own doing. - You spineless rat. 1342 01:19:12,180 --> 01:19:14,850 You're just a cadaver we propped up in a corset. 1343 01:19:14,860 --> 01:19:16,690 - Ohh... - Hey, hey, easy. 1344 01:19:16,690 --> 01:19:19,890 It's time all of you realised who kept the daggers out of your backs. 1345 01:19:19,900 --> 01:19:23,010 Show some fucking respect. I... I've got... I've got... 1346 01:19:23,020 --> 01:19:25,450 I've got documents. I have documents on all of you. 1347 01:19:25,450 --> 01:19:27,290 You, 13th of March, 1937. 1348 01:19:27,300 --> 01:19:30,610 Zolotov trials. Forty-two dead, 173 exiled. 1349 01:19:30,610 --> 01:19:32,490 - Your signature. - Beria, that's enough! 1350 01:19:32,490 --> 01:19:35,170 Yeah, well, you signed off the life of your own brother! 1351 01:19:35,180 --> 01:19:37,730 Oh, you think that was easy? You bastard! 1352 01:19:37,730 --> 01:19:39,010 Bagrov, Gorev. 1353 01:19:39,020 --> 01:19:41,210 How did your conscience accommodate that? 1354 01:19:41,220 --> 01:19:44,770 And Zykov! Zykov! Poor blameless, guileless Zykov. 1355 01:19:44,770 --> 01:19:45,850 All of you! 1356 01:19:47,100 --> 01:19:49,490 All of you. I have documents on all of you! 1357 01:19:49,900 --> 01:19:50,970 I've seen what you've done. 1358 01:19:50,980 --> 01:19:52,730 I know the truth. It's all written down. 1359 01:19:52,730 --> 01:19:56,770 It's all written down on a very... on a very fucking long list! 1360 01:19:58,820 --> 01:20:00,900 Just pick them up. 1361 01:20:02,530 --> 01:20:03,970 Are we done? Hm? 1362 01:20:03,980 --> 01:20:07,610 We will convene tomorrow after the funeral. 1363 01:20:07,610 --> 01:20:09,770 I will nominate some scapegoats. 1364 01:20:09,770 --> 01:20:12,650 We can arraign a couple of the officers who fired. 1365 01:20:12,650 --> 01:20:13,930 - No harm done. - Are you okay? 1366 01:20:13,940 --> 01:20:17,010 Only comrades and friends could shout at each other like this. 1367 01:20:17,020 --> 01:20:19,530 Right, so we'll fix this in committee, all right? 1368 01:20:19,530 --> 01:20:22,570 Right, right... He's using you, Georgy. 1369 01:20:22,570 --> 01:20:24,650 He's using you and then he's gonna kill you. 1370 01:20:24,650 --> 01:20:27,530 - You saw those papers. - What are you talking about? 1371 01:20:27,530 --> 01:20:30,650 Jesus, Nicky, he was pointing at you. He wasn't pointing at me. 1372 01:20:30,650 --> 01:20:32,090 No, he said "all of you". 1373 01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:35,010 No, no. I was over there, you know? 1374 01:20:35,020 --> 01:20:37,930 - And he went "all of you". - Yeah, "all of you". 1375 01:20:37,940 --> 01:20:40,050 - No, no. - Yes. 1376 01:20:40,060 --> 01:20:41,970 - "All of you." - All of us. 1377 01:20:41,980 --> 01:20:44,450 No, he said "all of you". 1378 01:20:44,450 --> 01:20:48,770 You know, all of you can kiss my Russian arse. 1379 01:20:48,770 --> 01:20:50,050 All of you. 1380 01:20:50,980 --> 01:20:52,300 On the balcony. Let's go. 1381 01:21:06,980 --> 01:21:09,530 Why did Molotov want to meet us at dawn? 1382 01:21:09,530 --> 01:21:12,530 - Is he planning a duel? - Said he wanted to start early. 1383 01:21:12,530 --> 01:21:13,690 Murderer! 1384 01:21:14,450 --> 01:21:16,650 You killed hundreds, Nicky. 1385 01:21:16,650 --> 01:21:18,810 You certainly got your big funeral. 1386 01:21:19,570 --> 01:21:22,010 - I'm regretting this already. - Get in the car. 1387 01:21:22,020 --> 01:21:24,450 - What? - Can't talk. Get in the car. 1388 01:21:31,180 --> 01:21:33,370 I see she moults. 1389 01:21:33,370 --> 01:21:36,210 This is for hungry ears. 1390 01:21:36,220 --> 01:21:39,050 The drivers. 1391 01:21:41,650 --> 01:21:43,450 Let's do him in. 1392 01:21:43,980 --> 01:21:45,410 - Who? - Beria. 1393 01:21:45,410 --> 01:21:47,930 The treacherous snake brought back the bishops. 1394 01:21:47,940 --> 01:21:49,450 He brought back Polina. 1395 01:21:49,450 --> 01:21:51,770 He expressly ignored all Stalin's orders. 1396 01:21:51,770 --> 01:21:54,090 His men opened fire on innocent people. 1397 01:21:54,980 --> 01:21:57,930 He'll get the blame. Clever, eh, Nicky? 1398 01:21:57,940 --> 01:21:59,810 Yes, Beria is the murderer here. 1399 01:21:59,820 --> 01:22:03,090 This is how the Soviet Union was built. Not with bishops. 1400 01:22:03,100 --> 01:22:06,450 Today Beria gets an eight-foot crucifix up his arse. 1401 01:22:06,450 --> 01:22:08,330 - Good. - I've... 1402 01:22:08,330 --> 01:22:11,090 I've had nightmares that made more sense than this. 1403 01:22:11,100 --> 01:22:13,970 - Now we have a majority. - Yes, you do. 1404 01:22:13,980 --> 01:22:18,180 - You two, me and Bulganin. - Mikoyan and Malenkov. 1405 01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:21,290 - No... but we still have a majority. - No, no, no. 1406 01:22:21,300 --> 01:22:22,690 Everyone in or not at all. 1407 01:22:22,690 --> 01:22:26,330 Oh, come on. Slava, you just... Dammit, you just said... 1408 01:22:26,330 --> 01:22:28,370 - All in or it's off. - No... 1409 01:22:28,370 --> 01:22:32,490 This is what Stalin would have wanted. The Committee as one. 1410 01:22:32,490 --> 01:22:36,570 But you've got to act fast, comrade. Act fast or be dead. 1411 01:22:36,570 --> 01:22:39,210 Yes, Uncle Nicky's going to be dead 1412 01:22:39,220 --> 01:22:41,210 if he doesn't get a move on, isn't he? 1413 01:22:41,220 --> 01:22:42,530 Yes, he is. 1414 01:22:43,730 --> 01:22:45,330 How's my guest? 1415 01:22:45,770 --> 01:22:47,930 Yes, I'm working on my speech. It's good. 1416 01:22:48,410 --> 01:22:49,570 I've brought you something. 1417 01:22:51,570 --> 01:22:52,890 No. 1418 01:22:52,900 --> 01:22:54,850 I'm not drinking. I'm using water. 1419 01:22:54,860 --> 01:22:56,770 It's just to calm your nerves. 1420 01:22:56,770 --> 01:22:58,170 Yes, actually, I will need some of that. 1421 01:22:58,180 --> 01:23:00,700 - No. He's not drinking. - No, I'm not drinking. 1422 01:23:01,570 --> 01:23:04,290 - How's the speech? - Um... ba-dum-ba-dum... 1423 01:23:04,300 --> 01:23:05,410 My father... 1424 01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:09,540 ...was a warm and mighty bear, 1425 01:23:10,060 --> 01:23:14,890 and we are his 170 million orphaned cubs. 1426 01:23:14,900 --> 01:23:18,850 Russian cubs, Georgian cubs, Armenian cubs, Lithuanian... 1427 01:23:18,860 --> 01:23:21,090 We'll leave you to it. Come on. 1428 01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:23,010 So, Lithuanian cubs, 1429 01:23:23,020 --> 01:23:26,170 Ukrainian cubs, Moldavian cubs... 1430 01:23:26,180 --> 01:23:27,330 Svetlana. 1431 01:23:29,730 --> 01:23:31,090 Alexei's dead. 1432 01:23:35,570 --> 01:23:37,300 15th of March, 1949. 1433 01:23:38,300 --> 01:23:41,770 Attempted escape from Kolyma with 12 others. 1434 01:23:41,770 --> 01:23:43,290 Executed. I'm sorry. 1435 01:23:43,300 --> 01:23:45,210 But you said you would get him back. 1436 01:23:45,220 --> 01:23:50,490 Listen, it was outside my direct control. It just wasn't possible. 1437 01:23:50,490 --> 01:23:53,210 Yes, but you said that you would attempt the impossible. 1438 01:23:53,220 --> 01:23:57,140 I hate being sober. It's a terrible, terrible mood to be in. 1439 01:23:58,410 --> 01:23:59,690 Why don't we go through that speech 1440 01:23:59,690 --> 01:24:01,090 - one more time? - Sit down. 1441 01:24:01,100 --> 01:24:02,530 Get off me. I can see what you're doing. 1442 01:24:02,530 --> 01:24:03,930 - I don't want to sit down. - Sit down. 1443 01:24:04,690 --> 01:24:06,370 I don't want to sit down! 1444 01:24:09,980 --> 01:24:14,570 Right, many terrible things were done in the service of the Union. 1445 01:24:14,570 --> 01:24:16,530 Evidence was fabricated. 1446 01:24:16,530 --> 01:24:19,130 Those who are responsible will be found... 1447 01:24:19,140 --> 01:24:21,690 And what will you do to them? Question them to death? 1448 01:24:21,690 --> 01:24:22,810 You know what I'm doing? 1449 01:24:22,820 --> 01:24:25,090 I'm offering you and that bloated soak my protection. 1450 01:24:25,100 --> 01:24:29,100 - We are not children! - You are a real listener. Thank you. 1451 01:24:30,370 --> 01:24:33,010 - I am not a child. - Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 1452 01:24:33,020 --> 01:24:37,130 And I warn you, stick by my side or you will both be beaten inside out 1453 01:24:37,140 --> 01:24:39,210 and strung up for the crows by the others. 1454 01:24:39,220 --> 01:24:40,450 Why should I trust you? 1455 01:24:40,450 --> 01:24:42,570 Because I'm the only one who's telling you. 1456 01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:45,300 Trust no-one. 1457 01:24:56,410 --> 01:25:00,090 Georgy, Georgy. Georgy, we have to act today. 1458 01:25:00,100 --> 01:25:01,450 Act, you limpet? 1459 01:25:01,450 --> 01:25:05,090 Act sombre, act respectful like the rest of us, please. 1460 01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:07,050 Do you understand how important this is? 1461 01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:09,170 - Would you... - Places, comrades, please. 1462 01:25:09,180 --> 01:25:11,330 Form up either side of the... Comrade, thank you very much. 1463 01:25:11,330 --> 01:25:13,570 If you could join your comrades over here. 1464 01:25:13,570 --> 01:25:14,850 - Thank you. - Damn it. 1465 01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:22,610 All right, guys, come on. Lift it up. 1466 01:25:22,610 --> 01:25:24,810 - That's it. - Come on. Let's go. 1467 01:25:24,820 --> 01:25:25,970 - Which foot? - Left foot. 1468 01:25:25,980 --> 01:25:27,370 I don't have a good balance. 1469 01:25:27,370 --> 01:25:28,690 Okay. Yes. 1470 01:25:28,690 --> 01:25:30,370 Ooh. Argh. 1471 01:25:33,940 --> 01:25:35,930 Georgy... 1472 01:25:35,940 --> 01:25:39,130 Not now. God sakes. 1473 01:25:40,820 --> 01:25:44,820 - Georgy, we really have to talk. - Shut up. Have some respect. 1474 01:25:45,410 --> 01:25:48,130 - Is Malenkov on board? - Yes, 100 percent. 1475 01:25:48,140 --> 01:25:49,770 Saddle up, cowboy. 1476 01:25:49,770 --> 01:25:53,650 - Is Malenkov with us? - Trust me, 100 percent. 1477 01:25:53,650 --> 01:25:55,050 Yes! 1478 01:25:55,060 --> 01:25:57,890 - So you're on board, then, Molotov? - Yeah. 1479 01:25:57,900 --> 01:26:00,050 Okay. You've got me, then, Nicky. 1480 01:26:00,060 --> 01:26:03,530 Put your dancing shoes on. 1481 01:26:03,530 --> 01:26:06,140 - Which way shall I... - Left. 1482 01:26:06,900 --> 01:26:08,170 All right. 1483 01:26:08,180 --> 01:26:11,530 Okay, let's go and catch a pig for the pot. 1484 01:26:12,860 --> 01:26:17,010 Stalin's love of the nation was unwavering. 1485 01:26:17,020 --> 01:26:22,090 So must we now take our unwavering pain, 1486 01:26:22,100 --> 01:26:25,650 our unwavering love, 1487 01:26:25,650 --> 01:26:31,210 and with it build an unwavering, unwavering... future. 1488 01:26:31,220 --> 01:26:33,210 Guns, please, gentlemen. 1489 01:26:33,220 --> 01:26:36,490 Take good care of this. Don't want it going off. 1490 01:26:36,490 --> 01:26:40,770 Today we pause. We pause in grief and sorrow. 1491 01:26:40,770 --> 01:26:44,410 But is not a pause in itself part of the revolution? 1492 01:26:49,140 --> 01:26:50,410 I think it is. 1493 01:26:50,410 --> 01:26:52,330 Okay, let's tango. 1494 01:26:52,330 --> 01:26:54,050 You heard him, gentlemen. Let's go. 1495 01:26:54,060 --> 01:26:56,410 We must embrace our terrible loss 1496 01:26:56,410 --> 01:26:59,060 with the strength and love for our nation... 1497 01:26:59,770 --> 01:27:02,330 that Stalin himself held 1498 01:27:02,330 --> 01:27:03,770 in his mighty heart. 1499 01:27:05,690 --> 01:27:06,930 Check the stalls. 1500 01:27:08,690 --> 01:27:11,330 We promise you rights and liberties... 1501 01:27:11,330 --> 01:27:13,930 bread... and peace. 1502 01:27:16,410 --> 01:27:19,770 My father was a great social scientist. 1503 01:27:20,370 --> 01:27:23,610 But we, the people of the Soviet Union, 1504 01:27:23,610 --> 01:27:25,690 are not laboratory animals. 1505 01:27:28,100 --> 01:27:30,940 We are all but cubs. 1506 01:27:31,730 --> 01:27:33,490 Russian cubs, 1507 01:27:33,490 --> 01:27:35,570 Georgian cubs, 1508 01:27:35,570 --> 01:27:37,930 Armenian cubs, 1509 01:27:37,940 --> 01:27:39,770 Lithuanian cubs... 1510 01:27:39,770 --> 01:27:42,330 Latvian cubs... 1511 01:27:42,900 --> 01:27:45,060 Estonian cubs. 1512 01:27:53,530 --> 01:27:56,010 - Very good speech, Lavrenti. - Thank you. 1513 01:27:56,020 --> 01:27:58,730 Yes, "bread and peace". I knew it would work. 1514 01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:01,180 It was between "peace" and "sausages". 1515 01:28:01,820 --> 01:28:05,580 Both good things, but you know where you are with a sausage. 1516 01:28:06,450 --> 01:28:10,570 Your name rings out. Malenkov the hero. Good lad. 1517 01:28:10,570 --> 01:28:12,530 Vasily's face when the planes flew over. 1518 01:28:13,690 --> 01:28:15,890 Should have strafed the little shit. 1519 01:28:15,900 --> 01:28:18,770 Poor Vasily. I sometimes wonder if he's meant for this world. 1520 01:28:18,770 --> 01:28:21,690 I salute you, Top Boy, and I salute your haircut. 1521 01:28:21,690 --> 01:28:23,730 - Goodnight, Vienna. - Georgy. 1522 01:28:25,450 --> 01:28:27,490 Action is gonna be taken at the meeting. 1523 01:28:27,490 --> 01:28:28,650 Action? What action? 1524 01:28:29,820 --> 01:28:32,540 Is this why everyone is treating me like they wanna fuck my sister? 1525 01:28:33,730 --> 01:28:36,170 Zhukov has everybody on board against Beria. 1526 01:28:36,180 --> 01:28:37,850 - When I heard that, I agreed too. - Yes, yes. 1527 01:28:37,860 --> 01:28:42,610 But Zhukov... is not governing the Soviet Union. 1528 01:28:42,610 --> 01:28:45,770 I am governing the Soviet Union. 1529 01:28:45,770 --> 01:28:47,570 - Do you understand that? - Yes. 1530 01:28:47,570 --> 01:28:50,810 Now, I like him and I'll be happy to listen to what he has to say. 1531 01:28:50,820 --> 01:28:53,090 You'll definitely have a chance to talk to him. 1532 01:28:53,100 --> 01:28:56,490 Perhaps what we can do is give Beria a slight demotion, 1533 01:28:56,490 --> 01:28:58,850 I don't know, Ministry for Fisheries. 1534 01:29:01,220 --> 01:29:04,650 All right, boys. Meet your dates for tonight. 1535 01:29:05,220 --> 01:29:06,780 I'll take the tall blonde. 1536 01:29:08,900 --> 01:29:11,330 Comrades, time to set aside our grief 1537 01:29:11,330 --> 01:29:15,170 and begin to write the next chapter of our great history. 1538 01:29:15,180 --> 01:29:17,010 - Comrade Malenkov... - Proceed. 1539 01:29:17,020 --> 01:29:19,610 Item one, the unfortunate events of yesterday evening. 1540 01:29:19,610 --> 01:29:23,210 It's clear that the regrettable deaths of so many citizens... 1541 01:29:23,220 --> 01:29:26,690 Comrades. Comrades, I would like to propose a new agenda. 1542 01:29:26,690 --> 01:29:29,170 Item one, the conduct of Comrade Beria. 1543 01:29:29,180 --> 01:29:31,570 Seconded. Time to take stock. 1544 01:29:31,570 --> 01:29:33,850 If you have a serious proposal, comrade, 1545 01:29:33,860 --> 01:29:35,210 I suggest "Any Other Business". 1546 01:29:35,220 --> 01:29:36,730 I accuse Comrade Beria 1547 01:29:36,730 --> 01:29:38,770 of centralising power within his Ministry 1548 01:29:38,770 --> 01:29:40,810 at the expense of the Party and Central Committee... 1549 01:29:40,820 --> 01:29:43,490 - There's no tabled motion. - ...betraying the Soviet Union. 1550 01:29:43,490 --> 01:29:46,210 I deplore this wanton breach of protocol. Georgy. 1551 01:29:46,220 --> 01:29:48,930 Breach, my arse! This is an ad hoc motion. 1552 01:29:48,940 --> 01:29:51,850 It will end very badly for you. Georgy, Georgy! 1553 01:29:51,860 --> 01:29:54,290 Georgy, press the button underneath the desk. 1554 01:29:54,300 --> 01:29:56,370 - Press the button, Georgy. - What button? 1555 01:29:56,370 --> 01:29:58,300 - Arrest that madman. - Where's the button? 1556 01:30:00,650 --> 01:30:02,810 Good luck, ladies. 1557 01:30:02,820 --> 01:30:04,170 Guards! 1558 01:30:06,900 --> 01:30:07,970 Guards! 1559 01:30:07,980 --> 01:30:09,770 Hands up or I'll shoot you in the face. 1560 01:30:09,770 --> 01:30:11,130 Guards! 1561 01:30:11,140 --> 01:30:12,610 Oh, shit. 1562 01:30:12,610 --> 01:30:14,220 - Guards! - Oi! 1563 01:30:17,570 --> 01:30:19,530 Want a job done properly, you call the army. 1564 01:30:20,060 --> 01:30:21,530 Take his belt off. 1565 01:30:21,530 --> 01:30:23,290 It's hard to run away with your pants falling down. 1566 01:30:23,300 --> 01:30:25,810 If you want to talk to General Zhukov, now's your opportunity. 1567 01:30:25,820 --> 01:30:28,460 Spit it out, Georgy. Staging a coup here. 1568 01:30:29,020 --> 01:30:30,730 He's got a knife by his ankle. 1569 01:30:30,730 --> 01:30:33,530 - You're a disgrace. - Give his head a good kicking. 1570 01:30:33,530 --> 01:30:35,570 - Make you feel better. - All in good time. 1571 01:30:35,570 --> 01:30:41,130 Oh, I'm gonna enjoy peeling the skin from your self-satisfied face. 1572 01:30:41,140 --> 01:30:43,690 Not with that, you won't. Come on, then. 1573 01:30:49,410 --> 01:30:51,220 Sorry, comrades. 1574 01:30:51,730 --> 01:30:53,490 - Wrong room. - Aslanov. 1575 01:30:53,490 --> 01:30:55,290 - Go and kill them. - Kobulov. 1576 01:30:55,300 --> 01:30:56,650 - Shall we? - Yes, right. 1577 01:30:56,650 --> 01:30:58,410 Let's do this. Georgy, come on, now. 1578 01:30:59,060 --> 01:31:00,860 Suit doesn't really work without this belt. 1579 01:31:08,650 --> 01:31:09,770 Oh, shit. 1580 01:31:13,770 --> 01:31:16,290 Third door on the left. On the left. 1581 01:31:16,300 --> 01:31:18,330 I have been picturing this moment 1582 01:31:18,330 --> 01:31:20,690 every day for the last three decades. 1583 01:31:22,020 --> 01:31:24,610 Arrest the staff. Arrest all Beria's staff. 1584 01:31:24,610 --> 01:31:26,970 Check the bedrooms. 1585 01:31:26,980 --> 01:31:28,930 Come out. You're safe. This way. Come out this way. 1586 01:31:28,940 --> 01:31:30,570 You're safe. Come out. 1587 01:31:30,570 --> 01:31:32,610 - You, take her down. - This way. 1588 01:31:34,940 --> 01:31:36,850 Is this magisterial enough for you all? 1589 01:31:36,860 --> 01:31:38,850 This charade? This is a lavatory! 1590 01:31:38,860 --> 01:31:41,810 Well, you should feel at home, then, you little coil of shit. 1591 01:31:41,820 --> 01:31:42,890 Fuck me. 1592 01:31:42,900 --> 01:31:46,290 Georgy's eyes really do follow you round the crapper. It's weird. 1593 01:31:46,300 --> 01:31:48,450 Why did they hang a picture of my grandmother in here? 1594 01:31:50,060 --> 01:31:52,410 This is madness. This is madness. 1595 01:31:52,410 --> 01:31:55,130 - He deserves a trial. - He'll get a trial. Take it easy. 1596 01:31:55,140 --> 01:31:57,810 Georgy! Can't even look me in the eye. 1597 01:31:57,820 --> 01:32:00,410 - Guilt. Guilty, all of you. - Say nothing. 1598 01:32:00,410 --> 01:32:03,850 Georgy, you'll get over it. I did. Took me about five minutes. 1599 01:32:03,860 --> 01:32:06,890 H-How long before the army's here? We're in complete limbo now. 1600 01:32:06,900 --> 01:32:10,210 Not long. We have to wait for the NKVD to leave the Kremlin. 1601 01:32:10,220 --> 01:32:14,410 In that case, if nobody objects, I'm going to spend a kopeck. 1602 01:32:14,410 --> 01:32:16,100 It's the excitement, I think. 1603 01:32:19,490 --> 01:32:20,930 Right, hold your fire. 1604 01:32:20,940 --> 01:32:23,450 Hold your fire. Hold your fire! 1605 01:32:23,450 --> 01:32:25,490 The army's back. Did you miss us? 1606 01:32:28,770 --> 01:32:30,810 - Take their weapons. - Come on, this way. 1607 01:32:33,690 --> 01:32:37,050 All right, Judy Garland, boys and girls. It's showtime. 1608 01:32:39,410 --> 01:32:40,530 Georgy. 1609 01:32:40,530 --> 01:32:43,850 - Georgy, you have to sign this now. - No. No. 1610 01:32:43,860 --> 01:32:46,860 No. He deserves a fair trial. He's one of us. 1611 01:32:48,820 --> 01:32:51,490 What about Tukhachevsky and Piatakov? 1612 01:32:51,490 --> 01:32:53,130 Did they get a trial? 1613 01:32:53,140 --> 01:32:54,980 What about Sokolnikov? 1614 01:32:55,450 --> 01:32:57,690 Who begged him to look after his elderly mother. 1615 01:32:57,690 --> 01:33:00,810 And what did this monster do? He strangled her in front of him. 1616 01:33:02,820 --> 01:33:03,980 It's too late. 1617 01:33:04,530 --> 01:33:08,100 The only choice we have is between his death or his revenge. 1618 01:33:09,140 --> 01:33:10,980 And you will fucking sign this. 1619 01:33:23,370 --> 01:33:24,810 I want it to go on record: 1620 01:33:25,450 --> 01:33:27,370 this was not my first course of action. 1621 01:33:30,370 --> 01:33:32,300 Stalin would be loving this. 1622 01:33:37,980 --> 01:33:40,220 Through the door. 1623 01:33:42,650 --> 01:33:45,650 - Get the table. - Let me through. 1624 01:33:45,650 --> 01:33:48,050 Sit him down here. Sit him down. 1625 01:33:48,940 --> 01:33:52,010 - All right, all right. - This... This is a travesty! 1626 01:33:52,020 --> 01:33:54,970 You are all witnesses to a criminal... criminal travesty. 1627 01:33:54,980 --> 01:33:57,090 Come on! 1628 01:33:57,100 --> 01:33:59,890 I demand... I demand... Fuck you! 1629 01:33:59,900 --> 01:34:02,490 I demand my rights under Article... 1630 01:34:02,490 --> 01:34:05,730 - Will you stop banging? - Read it, Georgy. 1631 01:34:05,730 --> 01:34:07,490 - Here's your trial. - Spit it out. 1632 01:34:07,490 --> 01:34:09,930 - Marshal? - Comrade General Secretary! 1633 01:34:09,940 --> 01:34:12,330 - Get on with it! - Read it. 1634 01:34:12,330 --> 01:34:14,690 You're judging me! You're judging me! 1635 01:34:14,690 --> 01:34:15,890 - I judge you! - Fuck you! 1636 01:34:15,900 --> 01:34:19,410 I judge you! I judge all of you. All of you. 1637 01:34:19,410 --> 01:34:21,570 - Where's the logic? - Nicky, read it. 1638 01:34:21,570 --> 01:34:22,930 Would you like me to read it for you? 1639 01:34:22,940 --> 01:34:25,290 - Read it, Nicky. - Come on, Nicky, read it. 1640 01:34:25,300 --> 01:34:27,210 "You are accused 1641 01:34:27,220 --> 01:34:29,330 "of using your position as Minister of the Interior 1642 01:34:29,330 --> 01:34:31,610 - "to plot against the Soviet Union... - Traitor! 1643 01:34:31,610 --> 01:34:35,410 ...with the goal of forwarding the interests of foreign powers." 1644 01:34:35,410 --> 01:34:37,930 Foreign powers? Which one, the fucking moon? 1645 01:34:37,940 --> 01:34:41,290 "You are also accused of 347 counts of rape, 1646 01:34:41,300 --> 01:34:45,050 "of sexual deviancy and bourgeois immorality 1647 01:34:45,060 --> 01:34:48,970 and acts of perversion with children as young as seven years old." 1648 01:34:48,980 --> 01:34:50,530 Exotic for old Beria! 1649 01:34:50,530 --> 01:34:52,530 Seven years old! 1650 01:34:52,530 --> 01:34:55,370 Rapists! Rapists! You are the rapists! 1651 01:34:55,370 --> 01:34:57,090 Error! Error! Error! 1652 01:34:57,100 --> 01:34:59,130 - Get on with it. - "Petra Nikova, aged 13. 1653 01:34:59,140 --> 01:35:03,730 "Nadia Ranova, aged 14. Magya Holovic, aged seven." 1654 01:35:03,730 --> 01:35:05,810 Would you like to read the list yourself? 1655 01:35:05,820 --> 01:35:09,610 "You are accused of treason and anti-Soviet behaviour. 1656 01:35:09,610 --> 01:35:12,650 The court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot." 1657 01:35:12,650 --> 01:35:15,050 I rescind that. 1658 01:35:15,060 --> 01:35:16,650 Take him out. 1659 01:35:16,650 --> 01:35:17,890 No, please! 1660 01:35:18,490 --> 01:35:21,050 Please, don't shoot me! Don't hurt me. 1661 01:35:21,060 --> 01:35:23,890 Shoot him! 1662 01:35:23,900 --> 01:35:25,570 Get him out. Come on! 1663 01:35:25,570 --> 01:35:27,610 Get out of here... 1664 01:35:30,570 --> 01:35:31,850 Well, that's got it done. 1665 01:35:34,020 --> 01:35:35,450 Come on, have a look. 1666 01:35:37,020 --> 01:35:38,170 Come on. 1667 01:35:38,180 --> 01:35:40,210 This is for us. This is for the people. 1668 01:35:40,220 --> 01:35:41,740 Everybody happy? Proper dead? 1669 01:35:42,220 --> 01:35:45,490 - Ruined everything, Lavrenti. - Come on, get him up. 1670 01:35:45,490 --> 01:35:47,530 Fuck off back to Georgia, deadboy. 1671 01:35:47,530 --> 01:35:49,450 - On the rocks. - It was shit knowing you. 1672 01:35:49,450 --> 01:35:50,530 Who's got a light? 1673 01:35:51,770 --> 01:35:52,970 Get the cans. 1674 01:35:56,020 --> 01:35:57,410 I wish the old man could have seen this. 1675 01:36:01,490 --> 01:36:02,610 That'll do. 1676 01:36:07,650 --> 01:36:09,180 Fucking hell. 1677 01:36:10,300 --> 01:36:13,370 I'm knackered. It's been a busy old week. 1678 01:36:13,900 --> 01:36:17,490 You see? Old Molotov's still got some scheming left in him. 1679 01:36:22,220 --> 01:36:24,450 I will bury you in history. 1680 01:36:24,450 --> 01:36:27,730 - You hear me, you fat fucker? - That's enough. 1681 01:36:27,730 --> 01:36:29,170 That's enough. Come on, now. 1682 01:36:30,410 --> 01:36:33,490 You smell like rendered horse, you burning arsehole. 1683 01:36:35,650 --> 01:36:37,650 That's how you deal with a problem, isn't it? 1684 01:36:40,220 --> 01:36:41,570 I'm sorry you had to be here. 1685 01:36:41,570 --> 01:36:44,490 I hope you didn't tell Beria that he was going to be safe from harm. 1686 01:36:44,490 --> 01:36:48,130 You will be safe, okay? Vasily, too. If you listen to me. 1687 01:36:48,140 --> 01:36:50,410 Why wouldn't we be safe? 1688 01:36:50,410 --> 01:36:52,690 - What are you talking about? - Just be quiet now. 1689 01:36:52,690 --> 01:36:55,330 - I refuse to be quiet every time... - Just shut up! 1690 01:36:57,860 --> 01:37:00,330 Vasily stays here in Russia where we can take care of him. 1691 01:37:01,770 --> 01:37:02,970 Read it. 1692 01:37:03,730 --> 01:37:04,890 Vienna? 1693 01:37:09,570 --> 01:37:11,730 - If I stayed, I could contain Vasily. - No. No. 1694 01:37:11,730 --> 01:37:14,570 No, you go to Vienna. He stays. 1695 01:37:14,570 --> 01:37:16,570 We can't have a drunken madman 1696 01:37:16,570 --> 01:37:18,610 spreading conspiracy theories all over the world. 1697 01:37:18,610 --> 01:37:20,730 - He's not... He's not bad. - Listen to me. 1698 01:37:20,730 --> 01:37:23,770 - He's just ill. - No. No. 1699 01:37:26,100 --> 01:37:27,620 You understand what's going on? 1700 01:37:29,650 --> 01:37:32,410 This is how people get killed, when their stories don't fit. 1701 01:37:35,100 --> 01:37:36,220 Safe travels. 1702 01:37:40,610 --> 01:37:42,010 I never thought it would be you. 1703 01:37:49,330 --> 01:37:50,730 Now we can turn the corner. 1704 01:37:51,570 --> 01:37:54,890 Yeah. Put all the bloodshed behind us. 1705 01:38:01,220 --> 01:38:02,940 I'm worried about Malenkov, though. 1706 01:38:05,450 --> 01:38:06,650 Can we trust him? 1707 01:38:07,220 --> 01:38:09,020 Can you ever trust a weak man? 1708 01:39:18,680 --> 01:39:23,680 Subtitles by explosiveskull 130979