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(music) Thank you for being a friend
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(music) Traveled down the road and back again
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(music) Your heart is true
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(music) You're a pal and a confidante
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(music) And if you threw a party
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(music) Invited everyone you knew
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(music) You would see
The biggest gift would be from me
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(music) And the card attached would say
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(music) Thank you for being a friend (music)
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- Hi, Ma.
- How'd the interview go?
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Terrific.
I have my choice of summer jobs.
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Three interviews this week,
three offers.
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That's because you're
showing more leg like I told you.
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I don't think the woman at the agency
was interested in my legs.
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Grow up. Don't you watch TV?
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Are switch-hitters.
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Ma, TV soap operas aren't real life.
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I'm not talking characters.
I'm talking actresses.
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Pick up an Enquirer sometime.
You'll learn something.
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I am exhausted. I have spent
this entire day bed-shopping.
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Have you no shame? Bed-hopping
nowadays is sexually irresponsible.
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Not bed-hopping, Ma. Bed-shopping.
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Yeah, right. Nice cover.
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It's true. I need a new bed.
My old one is falling apart.
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The prices are outrageous.
The bed I wanted cost more
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than the down payment on my first house.
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In Sicily, beds were dirt-cheap. Of
course it was because you slept on dirt.
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If my name were Mark Twain,
you'd be writing this stuff down.
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Girls, you won't believe
what happened to me this afternoon.
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I met Mister Terrific!
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Rose, don't be so quick to judge.
I once thought I met Mr. Terrific.
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Turned out there
was also a Mrs. Terrific.
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I found myself ducking a Mr. Vase.
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You don't understand. I really
met Mister Terrific at the mall.
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He was signing autographs
in an empty storefront
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that used to be Jack Kemp's
campaign headquarters.
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- Rose, he's wearing a cape.
- And a mask.
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He's wearing a cape and a mask.
Wait a minute.
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Is this guy an insurance salesman
named Marshall Herskovitz?
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That's his costume.
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Don't tell me you've
never heard of Mister Terrific.
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Mister Terrific's Clubhouse?
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Every weekday afternoon,
one full hour on Saturdays?
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- That clown with the kiddie show?
- He's not a clown. He's a superhero.
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You're thinking of Bozo.
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I'm talking to Bozo.
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Wait. What's this here?
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"To the fairest Rose I've seen
until tonight. Mister Terrific"?
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He asked me out. We're going
to dinner. Can you believe it?
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No. Actually not.
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You spent 30 seconds getting
an autograph. You don't know the guy.
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Dorothy, he's a television celebrity.
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Besides, I talked
to him for over an hour.
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There weren't too many people in line.
A Mr. Whipple look-alike was next door
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demonstrating the new
three-ply toilet tissue.
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I better get ready.
He's picking me up at 7:00. [giggling]
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Can you imagine making a date
with a guy you met at a mall?
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Pretty strange.
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I'll say. She didn't even know
what kind of car he drives.
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Oh, Sophia, did they
deliver my new bed?
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- They were here all day setting it up.
- All day? For that simple bed?
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Simple? I haven't seen so much brass
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since the brass-knuckle RV show
at the Palermo Hilton.
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I don't believe it.
They delivered the wrong bed.
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- Blanche, do you think...
- Not now.
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- What's her hurry?
- That enormous thing in her bedroom.
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I thought she'd stopped seeing Roger.
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How do I look?
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Not bad. You got another date
with Captain Marvelous?
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Mister Terrific.
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You didn't read many comic books
when you were a child.
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We had comic books in Sicily.
My favorite was Benito the Hood.
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He lived in the forest
with his band of merry thugs.
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Benito was very popular.
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He stole from the rich
and gave to the poor?
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I said Benito the Hood,
not Benito the Idiot.
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He stole from everyone
and kept it for himself.
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Didn't even share it
with his band of merry thugs.
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He was the idol of many
a Sicilian youngster.
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That's what they did all right.
Delivered the wrong bed.
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- You don't like this one?
- Oh, I think it's stunning.
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I absolutely love it,
but I can't afford it.
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That bed back there must cost...
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exactly what I paid
for the one I ordered.
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They made a mistake.
They charged me for the inexpensive bed.
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Merry Christmas from Neiman-Marcus.
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Sophia, she can't keep that bed.
That'd be like stealing.
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It's only stealing if they find out.
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The bed's in my bedroom.
Who's gonna know?
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Everyone who knows the bunt sign
on the New York Yankees.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Look, everyone. Mister Terrific.
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Rose, please. You're embarrassing me.
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Oh, I'm sorry. It's just
I get such a kick out of your slogan.
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That's a slogan?
"Look, everyone. Mister Terrific"?
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Twenty-two years next fall.
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You must be Sophia.
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I'm Blanche Devereaux.
A pleasure to finally meet you.
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Oh! You watch the show?
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Why? I already know
how to brush my teeth.
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Good for you. Then you won't be
rounded up by the Cavity Cops.
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Oh. Dorothy, I'm glad you're here.
Meet Mister Terrific.
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Oh, Mister Terrific, meet
Mrs. Severely Depressed.
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Dorothy, what's wrong?
- I found out my great job at the camp.
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Head of Arts and Crafts.
I'll be spending the entire summer
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gluing macaroni to construction paper.
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Dorothy's a high school teacher
looking for summer work.
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Really? I might be able to help you out.
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My producer's been looking for someone
with education credentials
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to act as a consultant on the show.
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It sounds like it could be interesting.
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Oh, I doubt it.
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The only really interesting job
on the show is being me.
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But I'll be glad to see what I can do.
Rose, we better get going.
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If you can do anything to help,
it would be really...
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Terrific?
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Nice meeting you.
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- Good-bye.
- Good-bye and thank you.
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Don't count on that job, Dorothy.
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Many women have had their hopes dashed
by smooth-talking TV sharpies.
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Dave Garroway told me
if I treated him right,
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I'd be his sidekick on the Today Show.
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I said no
and he ended up with a monkey.
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Draw your own conclusions.
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(music) T-E-double-R-l-F-l-C
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(music) Shove a "Mr." in the front
And you've got me (music)
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Okay, boys and girls, it's time
to learn about our special word.
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Kolak!
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Tell us what today's special word is.
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Splotnick.
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The word for today is "hot."
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"Hot" has a lot of meanings,
boys and girls.
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Coffee is hot.
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A stove is hot.
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Angie Dickinson is hot.
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Very funny, Mr. Stage Manager.
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And now, boys and girls,
we're going to...
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[crashing]
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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My... My super-terrific hearing
detects a visitor.
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It's Mr. Policeman!
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Disguised as Mr. Mailman.
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Why? Why?
Why don't I find out why
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while you boys and girls watch
another very special adventure
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of Ricky the Flying Turtle.
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See you in a few minutes.
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Clear!
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Freddy. It's been 16 years.
When are you going to learn?
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Tuesday, it's Mr. Policeman.
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Thursday, it's Mr. Mailman.
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And he wonders
why he can't have his own series.
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[Gibberish]
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Dorothy, I read your memo.
I like the way you think.
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Well, thank you, Mr. Hastings.
Thank you.
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You've got modern ideas
for a woman your age.
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You're just saying that.
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No. No. I mean it.
I really think you're old.
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Dorothy, how's the show going?
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Terrible.
But better than Thirtysomething.
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Five, four, three, two.
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Wasn't that fun, boys and girls?
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[Gibberish]... Twylar.
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Kolak says that I have to return
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to my home planet
of Twylar immediately!
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So we'll just say good-bye this time,
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until next time, boys and girls,
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when you turn on
your TV sets and hear...
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[audience]
Look, everyone! Mister Terrific!
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- [(music) organ]
- [Man] Clear!
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[Sighs]
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Hi, Rose. Let me change capes
and we'll be on our way.
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- In my office, Terrific, now.
- Say "please," Mr. Producer.
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Little twerp. He was on
my show when he was five.
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He sat on my lap and peed on me.
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I guess old habits die hard.
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Why don't I go back with Dorothy and
you can stop by when you're finished.
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- You're a terrific lady, Rose Nylund.
- Thank you.
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How come you're not wearing
the Terrific Lady button I got?
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Ooh, sorry. Yes. Right.
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- I'm nuts about that guy.
- You'd have to be.
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But it's so strange.
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You have no idea what
it's like dating a superhero.
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Sure I can. Why, my Stan and Superman
had a lot in common.
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They were both faster
than a speeding bullet.
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I haven't had
a decent night's sleep in weeks.
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Every time I climb into bed,
I feel guilty.
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Take down the video equipment.
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I'm talking about the brass bed.
I shouldn't have kept it.
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- Rose was right. It's like stealing.
- Call the store and return it.
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I've had it over three weeks.
They won't take it back.
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How much wear can you give a bed
in just three weeks?
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I see your point.
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Hi.
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I thought you had
a date with Mister Terrific.
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He'll be over. The producer had to have
an important meeting with him.
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I have a feeling it was to discuss
the recommendations that I made.
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I hope you recommended
he do some exercise.
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A man shouldn't wear tights
unless he's got a butt like Baryshnikov.
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- [Doorbell rings]
- There he is.
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Dorothy, what do you think
I oughta do with my bed?
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Put it in the Smithsonian, Blanche.
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It has more miles on it
than the Spirit of St. Louis.
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I am serious. What do you think?
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You know the difference
between right and wrong.
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Please. In bed, she only knows
the difference between right and left.
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Honey, why are you still
wearing your costume?
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- I couldn't wait to get out of there.
- Why? What happened?
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They fired me! And it's all her fault!
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Fired you?
How could they fire Mister Terrific?
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How? I'll tell you how.
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The newly hired amateur consultant
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had a few recommendations
on how to improve my show.
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They were only suggestions... ideas
that I thought would help the show.
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Oh, like changing the theme song?
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Well, I mean, frankly,
the lyrics are a bit inane.
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- I wrote those lyrics.
- How did Dorothy get you fired?
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They loved her ideas.
They said I should use them.
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I said no. They said, "You're fired."
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It was never my intention
for this to happen.
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I'll go in the morning and talk to him.
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Don't worry. If Dorothy
says she'll get your job back,
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that's exactly what she's gonna do.
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I guess it's worth a shot.
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Here's where you can reach me.
Call me if you can work things out.
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- I'll be there until show time.
- Fine.
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- One more thing.
- What's that?
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Leave by the back door.
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Mr. Hastings, I need to speak with you.
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I've got a show to air and no star.
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- Find him yet?
- I know where Mister Terrific is.
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Not Mister Terrific. Mr. Mailman.
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He's our guest host,
but he's disappeared.
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Oh, uh, try the ladies room.
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I found him there once
when he was playing Mrs. Nurse.
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- I didn't know we had a Mrs. Nurse.
- We don't.
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Mr. Hastings,
when I made those recommendations,
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I never intended for you
to fire Mister Terrific.
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- I was merely...
- The guy is history.
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People don't want
that kind of show anymore.
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- But the public loves him.
- The numbers say different.
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- I found him.
- Great.
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You got two minutes.
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I'm not going on.
No one can replace Mister Terrific.
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You can say good-bye
to Mr. Policeman.
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It's Thursday. I thought he
was supposed to be Mr. Mailman.
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- What do we do now?
- Your star is a phone call away.
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Give me the word,
and Mister Terrific will be back.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I think I've got a better idea.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Your friend couldn't work things out.
- There's still time.
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I think my time has passed, Rose.
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Twenty-two years,
I've been Mister Terrific.
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Twenty-two years!
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I was doing weekend weather forecast
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when I turned an old blanket into a cape
and created Mister Terrific.
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Kolak the puppet?
I made him from a sock.
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Ten minutes before airtime.
It was an argyle.
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Back in those days,
Kolak used to be from Scotland.
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Everything about that show
came from inside my head.
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- And off your foot.
- [Sighs]
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Kids started tuning in in droves.
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The critics called me
the next Captain Kangaroo.
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Mr. Green Jeans sent me a fan letter.
I'm not going to let it end like this.
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I can't believe my fans
would want it this way.
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Dorothy won't let you down.
I'll bet she's on her way to a phone.
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[Gasps]
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So I'm Mrs. Schoolteacher.
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And I'm going to be
your friend just for today.
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Of course Kolak
from Twylar will also be here.
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Later.
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Where are you going?
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Back to the studio.
There's only one thing left to do.
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Who was that nut?
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I don't know.
Mister Terrific usually comes in alone.
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So you see, it's very important
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that we eat lots of fruits and grains
and try to avoid sweets.
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- Right, Kolak?
- Why don't you try to avoid sweets?
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It's not a pretty picture
from down here.
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Why, Kolak, I didn't know
that you could speak English.
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What you don't know
could fill a space the size of Guam.
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Since you've brought up Guam,
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why don't we talk
about geography for a little bit.
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You wanna see some geography, lady?
I'll show you geography.
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Whoa, Kolak!
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You know what we call this
on the planet Twylar, huh?
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Oh, Mrs. Schoolteacher,
like that's really gonna shut me up.
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What'll we do now?
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Why don't you tell the boys and girls
how you gave Mister Terrific the ax?
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A cartoon. A cartoon.
That's right. Here we go.
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- You're clear!
- That's it. I'm finished.
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Dorothy, calm down.
Things are going very well.
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Very well? They were trying to kill me.
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They want Mister Terrific back,
and so do I.
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Dorothy, how could you?
I thought you were my friend.
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I am, Rose. It just happened so fast.
They were pushing me out there.
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Before I knew it, I was singing
the Mister Terrific theme song.
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I'm sorry, Rose.
I didn't intend for this to happen.
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Explain that to Mister Terrific.
He thinks you stole his job.
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- I promise. The minute I see him.
- He's right here. We... Where'd he go?
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Mister Terrific's on the ledge
like he's about to jump!
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00:19:13,399 --> 00:19:17,563
Hey! Hey! Where's everybody going?
We've got a show to do.
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You're on.
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I'm on in five, four, three, two.
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Hi, kids!
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Hi there, Mister Terrific.
How you doing?
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Terrific.
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- Uh, why don't you come inside.
- I can't fly from inside.
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00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:42,759
That's how Superman does it.
I have to fly from the ledge.
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That's how we do it
back on the planet Twylar.
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- How's he doing?
- I'll be honest.
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Right now, Squeaky Fromme
has a better grasp on reality.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi, Rose.
I can see your house from here.
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00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,747
- Really? Where?
- Rose!
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Honey, we want you to come in
off the ledge. We're worried about you.
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There's nothing to worry about.
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I'm not going to jump.
That would be crazy.
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- Oh, thank goodness.
- I'm going to fly.
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00:20:17,997 --> 00:20:21,330
- You can't fly.
- Mister Terrific can do anything.
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00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:25,393
Of course you can, Mister Terrific.
Rose, don't argue with him.
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00:20:25,471 --> 00:20:29,567
Mister Terrific,
I think that Lex Luthor and The Joker
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are harassing
an old lady in the stairwell.
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00:20:32,511 --> 00:20:36,675
Could you come in and melt
them with your X-ray vision?
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00:20:37,216 --> 00:20:39,582
Mister Terrific
doesn't have X-ray vision.
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00:20:39,652 --> 00:20:43,554
Please, Rose! This is no time
to point out his shortcomings!
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Mister Terrific, come inside.
I don't want your job.
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We'll get it back for you.
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00:20:49,595 --> 00:20:53,190
There's only one way,
and that's to prove to my fans
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that I deserve the name Mister Terrific.
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Hello, fans!
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It's me, Mister Terrific!
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[People] Jump! Jump!
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00:21:05,811 --> 00:21:09,679
- There's only one way to handle this.
- Rose! Rose, no!
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00:21:09,748 --> 00:21:13,184
Rose! Rose, don't go out...
Rose, come back here!
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00:21:13,252 --> 00:21:14,549
Don't worry, Dorothy.
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00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:18,488
I was trained in psychology
back in St. Olaf.
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00:21:18,557 --> 00:21:19,956
That doesn't count, Rose.
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00:21:20,025 --> 00:21:24,689
In St. Olaf, they think
that Freud is a way to cook chicken.
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00:21:27,366 --> 00:21:30,802
- Honey, do you still think you can fly?
- Yes.
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00:21:30,869 --> 00:21:34,771
Fine. If you're gonna fly,
you're gonna have to take me.
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00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,832
- Do you still wanna do it?
- Absolutely.
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00:21:40,446 --> 00:21:42,471
I should've paid closer attention
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00:21:42,548 --> 00:21:45,847
during that refresher course
back at the junior college.
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00:21:48,954 --> 00:21:52,082
Oh, my God! He's...
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00:21:52,157 --> 00:21:53,818
flying.
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00:22:12,211 --> 00:22:15,408
Wait. Wasn't it dangerous
flying around that building?
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00:22:15,481 --> 00:22:19,941
Not at all. I was rigged
in a harness suspended by cables.
348
00:22:20,019 --> 00:22:21,543
Yeah, but Rose wasn't.
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00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:25,488
Oh, I wasn't worried.
I know Mister Terrific's superhero code.
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00:22:25,557 --> 00:22:27,923
He'd never drop a girl.
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00:22:29,028 --> 00:22:30,962
I'm glad the publicity stunt worked,
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00:22:31,030 --> 00:22:34,966
and I could not be happier
that you got your job back.
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00:22:35,634 --> 00:22:38,432
Freddy'll be here.
We've got a lot to celebrate.
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00:22:38,504 --> 00:22:43,203
Yes. I'm still Mister Terrific,
and he's still Mr. Policeman.
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00:22:43,809 --> 00:22:45,800
I cannot sleep anymore.
356
00:22:45,878 --> 00:22:49,211
I lie there waiting for the authorities
to catch up with me.
357
00:22:49,281 --> 00:22:51,772
Every siren I hear is for me.
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00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:56,048
Every footstep outside my window
belongs to that obsessive detective
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00:22:56,121 --> 00:22:59,784
who will not rest
until he tracks me down!
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00:22:59,858 --> 00:23:02,156
Blanche, you are being ridiculous.
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00:23:02,227 --> 00:23:04,218
[Doorbell rings]
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00:23:07,099 --> 00:23:10,830
Oh, thank God! I can't live
with myself anymore. Take me.
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00:23:10,903 --> 00:23:14,339
- Blanche!
- Dorothy, please. I know what's best.
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00:23:14,406 --> 00:23:18,069
Just slap the handcuffs on me.
The bed's this way.
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00:23:20,345 --> 00:23:24,839
You know what's funny?
I was supposed to be Mr. Mailman today.
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