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What are you fucking doing on your computer bro?

You're always fucking clicking and clacking away.

What's your fucking gig man?

Shit, did you wash my car yet?

This is intelligent stuff, I'm not doing my things right.

You guys wouldn't understand.

Well it's not, because you do it all fours.

Here buddy, I'll see you up.

Ready?

Oh no.

Try again, try again.

That's a low ball.

Nice!

One more.

Wow, that was a box.

You know how you can shut out your back?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want you to organize all my sneakers in color,

and then buy the type of brand backwards, out like this.

And if you don't do it, we're gonna make you chug another gallon of mustard again.

You like that mustard stuff right?

Why that mustard?

Oh, yep.

You never let intended ones make it?

My sister's doing just fine.

How's your sister?

Still probably walking the world funny huh?

Did she have the baby yet?

Whose is it?

I mean half of Italian went through her that day didn't she?

She was going through the fucking football team.

Fuck it could be anyone.

She didn't know what football was.

Dude, no one took their hats off, it could be anything.

It should be.

This is fine on you man.

Oh, would you like one?

You look kinda hungry buddy.

You do look like you could have fun doing that.

Oh come on.

It's just getting cooler anyways.

Is it?

Well you're the one who wants to be in our craft.

You can suck a little bit.

You know what?

We can make you wear the hot things eh?

Oh, did we make him wear the hat again?

I think we should make him wear the hat.

And if he doesn't do it, he'll fall for it again.

No, I like the mustard thing.

I actually did both.

One word.

Dude, I'm mostly done with that result.

Hey bro, aren't you gonna fucking get the door?

I'm fucking busy right?

Dude, get the fucking door bro.

I'm not fucking busy.

Dude, fuck.

Jeez man.

Dude, you're gonna have to beat this dude or some shit man.

I'm fucking mad for this song.

This is like the worst fucking one you've ever had.

Mum?

Hi sweetie.

What the hell are you doing here?

I wanted you to come by to meet your fraternity friends.

Nice.

Oh come on, I make cookies.

I'm not gonna embarrass you.

Throw it away.

Hi boys.

Oh hey.

Adam, you never said we had company.

Yeah, this must be your sister.

Oh, that's awfully sweet.

I just named your boy something like cookies.

Cookies, how thoughtful.

Adam, you never mentioned your mother was such an angel.

I know.

I just wanted to come by and meet her friends and take a look at where she lives now.

Okay, you've met them now.

Like you can go stop acting like a slut.

Whoa, Adam.

Don't treat your mother like that.

This is the woman who nurtured you and raised you in this world.

You bought us these lovely cookies.

Yeah, the lovely cookies.

Come on, I'll give you the tour of the house.

Shouldn't have to put up with that.

Hey, you know he's gonna fuck your mom, right?

You know, Miss Zen, you're a very attractive lady.

You're too kind.

You could easily pass as a student around here.

This is so exciting.

I've actually never been in a fraternity before.

No way.

Are you flirting with me?

I wouldn't dream of it.

Oh, I don't know if we should do this.

I mean, my son is right to sit in the next room.

I see.

You ready for a little bit, huh?

Yeah, you ready to fuck with a woman?

Oh, shit, Adam's mom.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, your dick is so fucking big.

Oh, so this is what frat boys is all about, huh?

Yes, I look clumsy, yeah.

Yeah, big dick fucking club?

Everyone over to your son.

I know about that.

No more talk about my son because I am fucking you.

Where the hell are they?

Bro, I told you.

He's going to fuck your mom.

That's what he's probably doing right now.

Fucking hell.

Look, I got you, man.

Why don't I go check on them and see what's going on?

Oh, thanks, man.

You're a really good friend.

Oh, absolutely, bro.

Anything for you.

Hold on.

What the fuck is going on in here?

Hey, bro.

Come on, man.

Don't drink pot.

Hey, what are you doing?

Don't get fucking sidetracked on.

You got a job to do.

How come?

That's it.

You keep doing what you're doing.

Oh, yeah, it's such a big fucking dick.

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Fuck that dirty face.

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Oh, my God.

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You coming forward.

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You want some of this?

Spinner.

Lay down.

Lay down.

Someone was.

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This is so fucking good.

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I'm a fucking ass.

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I have my face with that fucking cup.

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Is that pretty for good?

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what the fuck in your mouth?

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rub that dick all over my face

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yeah you gonna make that bitch cum?

you gonna make that pussy cum for you?

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I can taste both your cum?

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yeah? who do I get to taste first?

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come on yeah you gonna kiss me?

you gonna kiss me? right there?

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that is mum you're amazing

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ah I look at you right now but you

cum all in my eye

I'm sorry

at least you're in the fraternity now boy

this is like the third frat house you've played

ha ha ha

hey calm down

Adam

come back you'll be alright man

you better make him some sandwiches

or something

let's go eat some cookies

yeah them cookies were good

cookie time

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