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Bye!

What the hula?

Must I do everything around here?

Warning, Experiments 501 and 502 activated,

By the luck of the Foopaku Nebula,

two experiments at the same time! Do you realise what this means?

Dr Hamsterviel will pay a double bounty on delivery!

625?

625!

Not what I like to see when I first wake up.

I've been thinking.

Careful.

Don't hurt yourself using all that brainpower.

It's time you started pulling your weight around here.

You're gonna help me capture those experiments.

You know what, babe, I would love to, but I can't.

It'd cut into my sandwich schedule.

Add this to your schedule...

A knuckle sandwich!

Just lost my appetite.

Fine, I'll go.

Hold on, brainiac. Don't you think it'd be better if we split up

and each went after one experiment?

What? And just leave you alone to goof off?

If wittle Gantu needs me to hold his hand and go with him, I will.

Fine! We'll each catch our own.

Good. I'll just pack some sandwiches.

Sorry, you're wrong.

Mummies are good, but werewolves are better.

No way. Werewolves move too quick.

Slow-moving monsters are way scarier.

You almost ready? We gotta go shred those waves.

Surf's up! Cowabunga!

Stitch!

I gotta wax it first.

Give me that.

Way to go, big ears!

You two ought to be working together instead of against each other,

like yin and yang.

- Yin and who? - Yang.

Two very different things that come together

to make one good thing, like harmony.

Like the winds from the north and the current from the south

combining to create a righteous surf.

Like the lava from the volcano and the water from the ocean

merging to make an island.

Like Lilo and Stitch, cooperating to wax a surfboard, yeah?

Stop eating that. It'll clog you.

That was the last piece of wax!

This is not harmony.

Hey, you, out of the way!

Come on! Move it!

Timeshare clock's a-ticking!

That's cold, you little brat!

I'm telling you, balls of fire were shooting out of its back.

It completely melted my 4X4!

It's a walking volcano, I tell you.

Yeah, whatevers.

Are you gonna move this thing or do I have to write a ticket?

I don't know what David was talking about.

I could've waxed that board without you.

Could too, because I'm smarter.

OK, so you're faster than me.

Wait up!

Wow!

Cousin?

'Ohana or not, we should stop him from melting cars and stuff.

If we can just herd him back into the alley, then...

Stitch, wait!

You better not be blaming me.

I had a good plan, till you came in all...

Stitch, you're hurting him!

You had him, all right.

Tying up his arms like a pretzel.

It was hurting him, you big bully.

It was not my fault!

Was not! Was not!

Experiments identified!

Here is 411 on 501 and 502.

500 series all elementals.

Designed for, how you say... destruction!

502 is lava spouter.

Very dangerous.

Same for 501. Big spritzer.

- Make you soggy in big hurry. - Hello!

He's toast and I'm soaked.

We know all that.

There is more Jumba must inform little girl and 626.

Is very important 501 and 502 do not come in contact.

Why?

If they were to touch,

could be cataclysmic disaster of epic proportions.

Why?

Because of massive release of quantum energy.

501 plus 502 equal one big boom!

What is it with you and the big booms and the evil and the destruction?

Why didn't you create any experiments to do something constructive

like, say, I don't know, ironing?

I am genius only, not miracle worker.

I would have caught that 501 if koala-head hadn't stopped me.

Yes, 626 is not agreeing.

In fact, he is saying he would have captured 501,

but you were throwing monkey tool in works.

That is so not true!

I could totally capture an experiment without you!

Again, 626 denies all your words.

He says he can catch experiment without you.

- Get it? - You're on!

626 accepts little girl's challenge.

Of course, genetically superior 626 will easily catch his target

before little girl.

He's nothing without Lilo.

She has Earth brains, Earth instinct.

He's just a monster.

Perhaps willing to make a wager?

Willing? I am dying to.

But galactic wagering rules require stakes.

Stakes are best part.

Let's see...

...loser of bet must perform dreaded glok nar ceremonial dance?

The funky glok nar?

The witless dance of a thousand hours?

Is One-Eye scared like Earth fowl which crosses road?

Not this one-eye, Se�or Four Eyes!

Hey! Experiment tracks. Come to Papa!

This is too easy.

There now.

You just get comfortable while I...

If I had a little help, this sort of thing wouldn't happen.

625!

- You worthless trog! - What?

Gantu!

I was just listening for a place to dig a trap.

I knew you'd goof off if I left you alone.

You're coming with me.

All right, if you need me to come bail you out, I suppose I can do it.

Nobody bails me out. I do my own bailing!

And don't let me catch you goofing off again!

Hey! You didn't even notice my sandwich trap.

That took me, like, one minute to set up.

I am so underappreciated.

626 must prepare.

Competition not to take lightly.

For catching lava experiment, we have lazy oven mitts.

Except I can't remember why I call them lazy.

Laser, not lazy. Laser.

Now am remembering with all my brains.

As a competent experiment catcher is a well-prepared experiment catcher,

I've broken into my personal collection

of state-of-the-art Earth anti-water technology.

Prepare for armament!

- Pressurised buoyancy hoop. - Check.

- Anti-water eye shield. - Check.

- Subsurface breathing apparati. - Check.

- Webbed appendage locomotive aids. - Check.

And this is laser shield.

Laser shield not for snacking.

- Water eliminator squares. - OK.

- Absorbency sheets. - Right.

- Manual dryness promoter. - Got it.

Beanie cap. We don't want to get our hair wet.

Don't worry. This time, not laser.

Blaster is loaded with anti-heat foam.

Again, my mistaking.

OK, now is loaded with anti-heat foam.

One shot, all lava is stopped.

And you absolutely must have this expanding H20 shield array! Check!

To quote the exciting action-adventure genre of Earth entertainment,

"You are ready to rock and roll!"

Lilo?

Lilo! Oh, no!

I've buried her alive!

Why, oh, why didn't I stop?

Hang on! I'm coming!

Somebody dial those three numbers!

She's been smushed to atoms

and it's all my fault!

What are you doing?

Nothing.

May the best hunter win.

Of course, I mean huntress.

In your sleep time delusions, bunky.

There it is! I see it! It's fascinating! Do you see it? It's right there!

I can't believe I see it! You see it, right?

I'll take that as a yes.

626, little girl is about to win bet... I mean, challenge.

They're closing in! Hurry!

Well, if this isn't just peachy!

Is about to get more peach-like.

Lava and water experiments have seen each other.

World can only hope experiments go separate ways.

So much for hope.

At least we have good seat for big disaster.

When they make contact is going to be disaster of end-worlding size!

I can't look!

I mean, I can, I just don't want to!

We got dibs on those, big dummy!

They're ours. Now go away.

I'm so sorry.

I don't see your name on them anywhere.

Which means I win.

As you Earth forms say, "Alloy-ha. "

I guess this means the bet's off.

626 designed to never quit!

Yeah, well, me neither!

Come on, Pleakley. Let's find Gantu and give him a wedgie!

But he's so well-armed.

And then there's the whole boxers or briefs question.

Yes, 626, is true.

Little girl may be cute and family,

but in this contest, we must crush her like bug.

626 has super-speed!

Flip you on the see side, my one-eyed, soon to be glok nar-dancing friend!

Bye-bye.

If Stitch wins,

I'll be doing the dreaded glok nar till the bovines return to their domiciles!

Don't worry, I know a shortcut!

Wait up!

Double bounty. What shall I buy?

Some Earth form dropped a sandwich.

Egg salad!

Oh, great.

All right, I gotcha, Mister... Gantu!

Did you hear that? Both experiments have escaped again, thanks to you.

Oh, no!

That is so pathetic that you have to blame me for your screw up.

If we had worked together in the first place

like I said, we wouldn't be in this mess!

The big dummy is right, Stitch.

- Maybe if we worked together... - Never mind making up.

First be finding 501 and 502 and making certain

they do not make with the touching or tapping or patting!

Why do you keep saying that?

If I'm telling once, I'm telling more than once...

lava genius experiment and water genius experiment must not touch!

Wait a minute. That's not what David said.

And what does local surfer boy know of this?

Maybe it's what he was trying to tell us about yin and yang.

Two very different things come together to make one good thing.

Like peanut butter and jelly,

or donuts and mustard.

- Stitch and Lilo? - Yeah.

Little girl is right.

Lava and water together is explosive, yes, but good.

Is making land.

Missed that one.

Am having off day for geniusing.

Come on, partner.

Cute little girl once again reunited with hideous monster of destruction.

So beautiful.

Is our bet still on?

You better believe it, One-Eye.

Lilo's clever plan worked.

I win!

No, no. It was 626's strength and agility that caught experiments.

- I am winning. - Nope.

We caught them at the same exact time together. Right, Stitch?

Which means we tied!

Yeah! Oh, no! Is not good.

Intergalactic wagering rules state in the event of a tie,

both parties must pay the bet.

We both lose!

Dance that funky glok nar, Four Eyes

You're dancing witless glok nar, too

We're glokkin' for a thousand hours

Stick out your glok nar and shake it till your glokker's black and blue

Fascinating.

OK, I'm cramping up.

Keep dancing.

999 hours and 42 minutes left.

Now it's time for you guys to learn about yin and yang.

Yin and yang! I totally forgot about David!

So, Lilo, what does this have to do with yin and yang?

It's when two opposite things come together to make one thing, right?

Watch this!

Wow.

They're making a whole new island!

Now that is yin and yang!

And Stitch and I are yin and yang, too.

Brains and brawn.

Earth girl and alien.

Combining to make one kick-butt experiment-catching team.

Do you think mummies and werewolves could work together

to make one really scary monster?

Mummies kick all over werewolves.

Wanna bet?

Loser does the glok nar.

OK. What's the glok nar?