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TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

[PANTING]

COME ON, STITCH!

WHOA!

Nani: LILO! WHY AREN'T YOU AT HULA REHEARSAL?

WE'RE JUST RUNNING A LITTLE LATE, THAT'S ALL.

AGAIN?

OK, YOUR SCHEDULE'S OFFICIALLY OUT OF CONTROL.

WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT WHEN I PICK YOU UP AFTERWARDS.

5:00 SHARP.

HEY, NANI, YOU WANT TO GO SURFIN'?

Nani: SORRY, DAVID. I'M OFF TO WORK.

BUT IT'S YOUR DAY OFF.

YEAH, WELL, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TELL MY BOSS THAT.

STITCH, GO GET MY COSTUME

WHILE I GIVE THESE TO JUMBA.

OKA TAKA.

SORRY, JUMBA.

HERE'S 12 NEW EXPERIMENT PODS WE FOUND.

WHAT?! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR 12 NEW PODS!

I'M BUSY WITH EVIL EXPERIMENTATING!

WAH!

HOW'S IT, LILO?

YOU WANT TO GO SURFIN'?

CHOICE WAVES TODAY.

NO TIME, DAVID!

WE'RE LATE FOR HULA PRACTICE!

HEY, JUMBA!

WHY DON'T YOU COME SURFING WITH ME?

HA HA!

ME, BALANCE IN CYCLICAL OCEAN CURRENTS

ON FLOATING WOODEN PLANK? HA HA HA!

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A VACATION.

HMM. INTRIGUING PROPOSITION,

BUT WHO WOULD I GET TO DO TEDIOUS PAPERWORK?

IS A LUCKY DAY FOR YOU, MY ONE-EYED FRIEND.

OOH! IS TODAY THE ONCE-A-YEAR SALE AT TESSIE'S DRESSIES?

NO, I HAVE DECIDED TO PROMOTE YOU

TO ASSISTANT EVIL GENIUS!

I WASN'T AWARE I WAS EVEN IN THE CHAIN OF COMMAND.

WHAT EXACTLY DOES THE POSITION ENTAIL?

LITTLE GIRL RECOVERED NEW EXPERIMENT PODS.

THEY NEED TO BE IDENTIFIED, REGISTERED,

LABELED, AND CATEGORIZED.

UH...HOW MUCH DID YOU SAY

THIS EVIL-GENIUSING STUFF PAYS?

FOR YOU? ZERO.

BUT LOOKS VERY GOOD ON RESUMe.

NOW, YOU CAN'T BE LATE FOR RECITAL TOMORROW, LILO,

AND YOU MUST FIND MORE TIME TO PRACTICE.

[SIGH]

SORRY I'M LATE, LILO.

MR. JAMISON HAD ME DOING INVENTORY.

I FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING LATE.

THAT'S WHAT SISTERS ARE FOR.

NICE TRY,

BUT YOU'RE STILL IN TROUBLE FOR BEING LATE TO HULA PRACTICE.

STITCH AND I WERE BUSY.

WE FOUND 12 NEW EXPERIMENT PODS,

AND IT'S JUST ONE REHEARSAL.

3 REHEARSALS.

AND MRS. HASAGAWA CALLED.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP OUT

AT HER VEGETABLE STAND TODAY.

OOPS.

LOOK, I KNOW IT'S IMPORTANT TO YOU,

BUT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP,

YOU'RE STRESSED OUT,

YOU'RE ALWAYS RUNNING LATE.

IF IT'S INTERFERING WITH YOUR OTHER RESPONSIBILITIES,

I CAN'T LET YOU CHASE EXPERIMENTS ANYMORE.

WHAT?! NAGA TAKA BA!

YOU CAN'T NOT LET ME FIND STITCH'S COUSINS!

THEY'REOHANA! REMEMBER?

OHANA?!

OK, FINE.

BUT IF YOU BAIL ON ONE MORE COMMITMENT,

OR IF I EVER SEE YOU NODDING OFF DURING THE DAY,

NO MORE EXPERIMENT-HUNTING.

AND THAT'S FINAL.

UNH...UNH...

DABEDO TAKA?

I'M CATCHING UP ON OUR EXPERIMENT CATALOGUE.

WE'RE WAY BEHIND.

OH! DO PATA NANI ISHKA.

I KNOW WHAT...[YAWN]

NANI SAID,

BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT.

MMM!

EH-AH-AH-OH-EH!

HMM?

d ROCK-A-BYE BABY d

d IN THE TREE TOP d

STITCH, WOULD YOU GO SEE IF PLEAKLEY'S

CATALOGUED THE NEW EXPERIMENTS

SO I CAN CROSS THEM OFF THE LIST?

GRR!

EXPERIMENT 239 CAUSES TRAFFIC JAMS,

EXPERIMENT 274 MAKES LOTS OF LONG-DISTANCE PHONE CALLS,

EXPERIMENT 204 MAKES SOCKS DISAPPEAR,

AND...OH, YEAH!

EXPERIMENT 360, IT PUTS PEOPLE TO SLEEP.

STABA?

YEP! KNOCKS 'EM OUT COLD.

[YAWN]

SPEAKING OF WHICH, IT'S PAST MY BEDTIME.

GOOD NIGHT, LI'L MONSTER.

ECHU CHI, PLEAKLEY.

[OPENING POD]

IT'S ABOUT TIME.

DID YOU GET THE...

WHAT'S THAT?

BAA!

THAT'S AN ACTIVATED EX--

OHH...

HMM.

O CHEKA.

[SNORING]

Computer: WARNING.

EXPERIMENT 360 ACTIVATED.

PRIMARY FUNCTION: SLEEP INDUCER.

OH, JUST 5 MORE MINUTES, MOTHER.

Dr. Hamsterviel: WAKE UP, YOU LAZY SQUID-LIPPED EXCUSE

FOR A MOLLUSK!

A POD HAS BEEN ACTIVATED!

BUT, SIR, IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NOCTURNAL EARTH CYCLE.

SHH! DO YOU HEAR THAT?

IT'S THE SOUND OF... I DON'T CARE!

I GOT BIG PLANS FOR TOMORROW,

SO THERE IS NO TIME FOR BEAUTY SLEEP.

TOO BAD. HE REALLY NEEDS IT.

MM!

WHAT BIG PLANS, SIR?

I HAVE BEEN MONITORING EARTH'S TELEVISION TRANSMISSIONS

FOR OVER A MONTH,

AND I BELIEVE I HAVE IDENTIFIED

THE MOST POWERFUL, INFLUENTIAL HUMAN ON THE PLANET.

HE'S ALWAYS ON THE TV,

OBVIOUSLY USING MIND CONTROL

TO MESMERIZE THE EARTHLINGS.

AND IN 2 DAYS' TIME, YOU ARE GOING TO CAPTURE HIM FOR ME!

HA HA!

REALLY? WHO? HOW?

FIND THAT NEW EXPERIMENT!

[RINGING]

[STOPS]

[SNORING]

WAKE UP.

LILO?

LILO, WAKE UP!

BUT WE CAN'T CROSS THE RIVER WITHOUT PICKLES.

AH!

[PLAYINGREVEILLE]

[PLAYING WRONG NOTES OFF-KEY]

WHOO! [PANTING]

OHH!

Nani: LILO, I'M LEAVING FOR WORK!

DO YOU NEED A RIDE TO MRS. HASAGAWA'S?

LILO!

YOU PROMISED YOU'D BE THERE TODAY!

YOU'RE NOT STILL ASLEEP, ARE YOU?

LILO!

AHEM.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I'M...AWAKE, NANI!

Nani: REMEMBER, DON'T BE LATE

OR NO MORE EXPERIMENT-HUNTING.

[HUMMING HAPPILY]

AH, LILO!

JUST IN TIME FOR SOME DRY PROCESSED GRAIN

WITH DEHYDRATED FRUITY BITS.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] UH...NOT FOR ME.

STITCH?

[NORMAL VOICE] NAGA!

NAGA TEE BRIGGITA.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] OK! UM...BYE!

Jumba: WHERE IS EXPERIMENT 360?!

I DON'T KNOW!

WELL, HE DIDN'T JUST GET UP AND WALK AWAY!

UH...I SHOULD USE LESS STARCH IN THE LAUNDRY?

IS NOT LAUNDRY.

IS MY EXPERIMENT.

ASSISTANT, FETCH HUNTING SHOES AND EARPLUGS.

IS ONLY PROTECTION AGAINST SLEEPY BLEATINGS OF 360.

VIT, VIT!

WELL, I DON'T NEED EARPLUGS,

BUT I DO HAVE SOME NEW SPORTY DISGUISE SEPARATES

I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TRY OUT...

WITH MATCHING HANDBAG.

NOT OPEN YET!

YOU GO AWAY AND COME BACK LATER.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] HI, MRS. HAGESAGAWASA.

OH, LILO!

ON TIME FOR A CHANGE.

OK, DEARY, FIRST I NEED YOU TO THROW OUT THOSE EMPTY CRATES.

BAA!

[YAWN]

[SPLAT] [SPLAT]

THERE HE IS!

COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE MONSTER!

[CLIPPERS BUZZING]

BAA!

[YAWN]

HUH?

OHH.

BAA!

BAA!

[YAWN]

Jumba: HURRY, QUICKLY!

BEFORE WHOLE TOWN IS FALLING ASNOOZE.

COMING! [PANTING]

COMING.

OK, THIS PURSE IS NOT LIGHTWEIGHT AND COMPACT

AS DESCRIBED IN THE CATALOGUE.

MAHALO PLENTY FOR ALL THE HELP, LILO.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE HOME SOME PAPAYAS

FOR THAT BIGOHANA OF YOURS?

UNH!

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] ZUGABA!

OH! AND YOUR SISTER CALLED.

SHE WANTED ME TO REMIND YOU

NOT TO BE LATE FOR YOUR RECITAL.

OH! AGA TAKA!

BAA!

BAA!

BAA!

I GOT YOU!

[COUGHING]

FOR SLEEPING EXPERIMENT, 360 IS VERY PERKY.

I BET I COULD CATCH HIM

IF I WASN'T LUGGING THIS PURSE.

WAAH!

AAH!

AAH! WHOA!

STOP THIS THING!

AAH!

[GASP]

OH! WHOA!

WAAH!

WAAH!

WHERE'D HE GO?

WHERE'D HE GO?

I DID IT!

I GOT HIM!

GANTU!

HAND OVER THE SLEEPING TROG, YOU.

OK!

BAA!

GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT.

WHAT? STOP THAT! I--

HA HA HA HA!

[SOUND OF TREE FALLING]

AAH!

EVIL ASSISTANT, YOU LET 360 GET AWAY.

CAN'T...MOVE.

PILOXIAN CHAMBER COLLAPSED.

SYNTHOID CARTILAGE SHATTERED.

AND THAT'S MY HULA ABOUT THE SIMPLE JOY

THAT COMES FROM BEING BETTER THAN ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

[APPLAUSE]

ABAGABA.

ABAGABA!

[SNORING]

AND NEXT UP IS LILO

WITH HER HULA CALLED "MARTY THE MUMMY."

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

OH! HUH?

AHH!

[FAST MUSIC PLAYING]

KATA!

UH...UH...

AH! OOH! WAAH!

WHOA!

OOF!

[APPLAUSE]

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] THANK YOU!

[GIGGLING] THANK YOU!

THAT WAS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING

I'VE EVER SEEN.

THAT WAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING I'VE EVER SEEN!

UNIQUE! DARING! ORIGINAL!

YOU'RE NANI'S SISTER, AREN'T YOU?

I COULD USE YOUR HELP.

A VERY IMPORTANT GUEST IS COMING IN TOMORROW,

AND I'D LIKE YOU TO BE OUR ALOHA GREETER AT THE AIRPORT.

[GASP] BUT!

I WILL NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER!

[GASP]

I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR A MEETING.

HERE'S THE INFO. GOOD LUCK!

OH, CHUTA!

[SNORING]

LOOK! A WHALE BEACHED ITSELF ON THE SHORE!

OH, THAT'S SO SAD.

WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY DO IT?

I DON'T KNOW,

BUT I HEARD YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP

THEIR SKIN FROM DRYING OUT.

[COUGHING] WHO? WHAT? WHERE?

AAH! IT'S A TALKING WHALE!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

Dr. Hamsterviel: GANTU!

EXPLAIN YOURSELF AND YOUR BEACHY RELAXING.

DO YOU HAVE THE EXPERIMENT?

UH, SORRY, SIR.

I'LL HAVE THE SLEEP EXPERIMENT IN CUSTODY BY MORNING.

OHH!

YOU HAD BETTER

BECAUSE TOMORROW, WE ENTER PHASE 2 OF MY MASTER PLAN:

CAPTURING THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ON THE PLANET!

Pleakley: I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO COME

AS A GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT TO YOU,

BUT I'VE DECIDED I DON'T WANT TO BE

AN ASSISTANT EVIL GENIUS ANYMORE.

I'VE GOT TOO MUCH ON MY PLATE ALREADY.

AHH...OH!

LOOKS LIKE LITTLE GIRL RUN INTO SLEEPER EXPERIMENT.

OHH!

AND YOU, TOO, ARE LOOKING LIKE NEEDING 40 EYE-WINKS, 626,

BUT WHY ARE YOU CARRYING LITTLE GIRL ALL THIS TIME?

WHY NOT JUST WAKING HER UP?

SAY WHAT?!

ANTIDOTE TO SLEEP-INDUCING EXPERIMENT IS INGENIOUSLY SIMPLE--

JUST SPLASHING OF WATER IN FACE.

PFFT!

WHO? WHAT? WHERE?

DOH!

RRRAH!

YOU HAVE BEEN VICTIM OF SLEEP EXPERIMENT ALL DAY.

A SLEEP EXPERIMENT?

NO WONDER I WAS SO DROWSY.

WAIT! I WAS ASLEEP!

BUT NANI SAID...

JINJABAD KARTA!

Jumba: HEH HEH HEH HEH!

626 SAYS NOT TO WORRY.

HE TOOK CARE OF ALL APPOINTMENTS BUT ONE.

"FLIGHT INFORMATION?"

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ALOHA GREETERS

FOR SOMEONE REALLY IMPORTANT.

WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE IT IS,

THE SURGEON GENERAL?

SIR, THE AIRLINE HAS CONFIRMED THAT

SOMEONE WILL BE WAITING TO SHOW YOU TO THE HOTEL.

THE PRESIDENT?

THE POPE?

WHO'S IT GONNA BE?

ALOHA, HAWAII!

REGIS PHILBIN?

COOL!

BOTANGA!

MR. PHILBIN, THESE LEIS ARE A HAWAIIAN TRADITION.

THESE ARE FOR ME?

[SNIFFING]

I LOVE FLOWERS!

ALOHA, REEG.

A LITTLE BLUE MAN IN A DRESS!

FANTASTIC!

I'M LILO, AND THAT'S STITCH.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOW YOU TO THE HOTEL.

OK!

625: I'M SLEEPY.

Gantu:YOU ARE?

IT TOOK ME ALL NIGHT TO CATCH THAT EXPERIMENT.

HEY, YOU, QUIET.

KNOCK IT OFF!

WE NEED HIM TO PUT

THE SUPREME EARTHLING TO SLEEP.

OTHERWISE HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO USE HIS MIND-CONTROL POWERS ON US.

Lilo: SO, MR. PHILBIN.

PLEASE, CALL ME REGIS.

MR. REGIS.

WHAT BRINGS YOU TO HAWAII?

I BET YOU'RE WORKING HARD ON A NEW SHOW, HUH?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

I'M ON VACATION.

I'VE BEEN OVERWORKING MYSELF LATELY.

REALLY?

YOU GET OVERWORKED?

OF COURSE.

SHOW BUSINESS IS TOUGH-GOING, KID.

YOU THINK I COULD'VE LASTED 4 DECADES,

AMASSING LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF CREDITS

AS AN ACTOR, PRODUCER, AND HOST IN THE PROCESS

IF I DIDN'T TAKE A BREAK NOW AND THEN?

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO REST.

HUH. NANI WAS TRYING TO TELL ME THIS SAME THING.

HEY!

STITCH, GANTU'S OUT THERE.

HUH?

WHAT WOULD HE WANT WITH MR. REGIS?

NAKA NOTA.

IT'S THE GIRL AND THE TROG!

Stitch: WOW!

[COUGHING]

ARE WE NOT GETTING OUT HERE?

UH...IT'S ANOTHER HAWAIIAN TRADITION.

AS A SIGN OF RESPECT,

WE'RE GOING TO SNEAK YOU IN THE BACK ENTRANCE UNDER A TARP.

OK. I THINK IT'S SAFE.

UH...I MEAN, YOU CAN TAKE THE CEREMONIAL TARP OFF NOW.

LOOK AT THIS ROOM!

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FOR MONTHS--

A PRIMETIME MILLION-DOLLAR NAP!

HELLO, ROOM SERVICE, REGIS PHILBIN HERE.

COULD YOU SEND ME UP A GLASS OF WARM MILK?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

WOW! THAT WAS FAST.

Regis: SAY, YOU'RE A BIG FELLA, AREN'T YOU?

[GASP] MR. REGIS!

WAIT!

UH...STITCH IS GOING TO BE YOUR PERSONAL FOOD-TASTER.

UNH!

YOU JUST RELAX.

WE'LL BRING IT TO YOU.

LOOK, THIS IS ALL VERY NICE,

BUT I...I REALLY JUST WANT TO SLEEP.

HOLY COW! I'M SO TIRED, I'M SEEING MUTANT SHEEP.

MR. REGIS, LET'S LOOK AT THE VIEW!

WHOA!

GRR!

WAAH!

AAH!

HAPOOMA JIGGY!

THAT'S A STUNNING VISTA,

BUT I REALLY JUST WANT TO SLEEP!

WELL, I MUST SAY, LILO,

YOU'VE GIVEN ME QUITE A ROYAL HAWAIIAN WELCOME.

OOF!

BUT I THINK I FIGURED OUT WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON.

WHA...UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HA HA...

I'M NOT COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS, YOU KNOW?

YOU AND STITCH HAVE BEEN PROTECTING ME FROM AUTOGRAPH HUNTERS

EVER SINCE I GOT HERE.

WE...?

OH, DRAT!

YOU FIGURED IT OUT.

WELL, THERE IS ONE OTHER HAWAIIAN TRADITION

I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU ABOUT--

HANAI.

HANAI? WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S WHERE YOU WELCOME A STRANGER INTO YOUR HOME.

MY HOUSE IS NOT AS NICE AS THIS HOTEL,

BUT NO ONE WILL THINK TO LOOK FOR YOU THERE.

OK! JUST ONE CONDITION.

YOU GET SOME REST, TOO.

YOU'VE BEEN WORKING TOO HARD.

IT'S A DEAL.

IN FACT, I THINK IT'S TIME EVERYONE HAD A GOOD SNOOZE--

ME, PLEATLEY, NANI, JUMBA...

[YAWN]

OHH!

AND DROWSY HERE CAN HELP.

[ROCK-A-BYE BABY PLAYING]

MMM!

[SNORING]