Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

ALL RIGHT, MEN...

AND EVIL GENIUSES

AND GENETIC MUTANTS FROM OUTER SPACE,

WE ARE HERE TODAY FOR ONE PURPOSE

AND ONE PURPOSE ONLY--

TO DESTROY MYRTLE'S SOFTBALL TEAM.

SO LET'S GET OUT THERE AND REALLY TEAR UP THE BASE PATHS!

RRRRRRAH!

I DIDN'T MEAN THAT LITERALLY, STITCH.

EH, QUESTION.

UH, ONCE TEAM IS BEATEN,

DO LOSERS BECOME OUR SERVANTS FOR LIFE?

WHAT?! NO!

HMM. IT'S HOW TEAM SPORTS WORK ON MY HOME PLANET.

Girl: CHECK IT OUT, GIRLS-- TEAM WEIRD-LO.

[LAUGHING]

WE'RE CALLED LILO'S LASERS.

PREPARE TO GET ZAPPED, MYRTLE!

SORRY I'M LATE. I HAD TO PUT ON MY GEAR.

BASEBALL, ANYONE?

SHE SHOULD'VE NAMED HER TEAM LILO'S LOSERS.

[LAUGHING]

PLEAKLEY, THAT'S A TENNIS OUTFIT,

NOT A BASEBALL OUTFIT.

HEH HEH. OH, I BEG TO DIFFER.

I WROTE MY MASTERS THESIS

ABOUT EARTH SPORTING EVENTS

AND THEIR ATTENDANT FASHIONS,

GLEANED FROM HOURS OF EXHAUSTIVE RESEARCH.

YOU SHOULD READ IT.

YOU MIGHT JUST LEARN SOMETHING.

WHAT KIND OF GRADE DID YOU GET?

WELL, HEH...

I WAS GOING THROUGH SOME

DIFFICULT PERSONAL PROBLEMS AT THE TIME.

[SIGHS] JUST TAKE LEFT FIELD.

BRING IT ON!

WIND AND DELIVER, SPLODY!

IT'S YOURS, PLEAKLEY!

PLEAKLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

I'M LOOKING FOR THE LEGENDARY

BASEBALL DIAMOND.

IT MUST BE REALLY BIG AND VALUABLE.

Lilo: NO! GET THE BALL!

OH, OK. AAH!

HEY, WHERE'D IT GO?

IS UNDER YOUR THIRD LEG!

WHICH ONE IS THAT?

NICE TRY.

OUCH!

CHOOBY-CHIVA!

THAT'S MY TEAM ONE, YOUR TEAM NOTHING!

IT'S OK. WE CAN GET 'EM BACK!

COME ON, STITCH!

OOH! I MEAN KENNY!

HOME RUN!

WAY TO GO, KENNY!

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

WHOA!

AAH--RRR-AH!

OH!

OK, PLEAKLEY, 2 OUTS, BASES LOADED,

BOTTOM OF THE NINTH.

IF YOU GET A HIT, WE WIN.

I WON'T JUST GET A HIT.

I'M GONNA GET A TOUCHDOWN.

STEE-RIKE ONE!

STEE-RIKE 2!

SWING HARDER.

WHOA!

OOF!

STRIKE 3! YOU'RE OUT OF THERE!

I GOT 3 STRIKES?!

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, HUH?

WHO DA MAN?

YEAH, WE WIN! WHOO-HOO!

YAY! ALL RIGHT.

PLEAKLEY, STRIKES ARE BAD.

OH, NO, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, YOUNG MISSY.

IF YOU ROLL 3 IN A ROW,

IT'S CALLED A TURKEY.

AND IF YOU ROLL 10 IN A ROW,

IT'S A PERFECT GAME.

STRIKES ARE GOOD.

STRIKES IN BOWLING ARE GOOD.

STRIKES IN BASEBALL ARE BAD!

2, 4, 6, 8,

WHO DID WE HUMILIATE?

WEIRD-LO, WEIRD-LO,

BOOOOO!

THANKS A LOT, PLEAKLEY.

[SIGHS] I'M GOING HOME

AND LOCKING MYSELF IN MY ROOM

WITH ALL THE LIGHTS OFF.

I'M THINKING MAYBE WE HAD A CHANCE

IF IT WASN'T FOR THE ONE-EYED WONDER.

ALL RIGHT, KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL...

UNH! WHOOPS.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET BETTER

WHEN OUR COACH CAN'T EVEN HIT?

LET'S, UH-- LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN.

WAIT, THIS ISN'T A SOFTBALL.

[SNORT] BRRRR!

Woman: GO FETCH, BOY.

[SNORT]

MMM...

HMMPH!

COME ON!

PICK UP THE PACE ALREADY!

DON'T RUSH ME.

EARTH BOARD GAMES ARE DECEPTIVELY COMPLEX.

OK. I'M READY.

GREAT MOVE!

THANK YOU.

[SQUEAKING]

KING ME, BUBBY.

AW, CHECKERS JUST ISN'T MY GAME.

AT LEAST YOU'RE CONSISTENT.

YOU'RE A LOSER... AT PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING.

WHY, YOU LITTLE--

Computer voice: WARNING. EXPERIMENT 608 ACTIVATED.

PRIMARY FUNCTION,

DEFLECTION OF INCOMING ENEMY PROJECTILES.

MM. IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

I HAVEN'T THE TIME TO PUMMEL YOU.

I HAVE AN EXPERIMENT TO CATCH.

WHOA! UNH!

BROTHER, WHAT A SORE LOSER.

LET'S GO GET A TREAT AT KIKI'S.

THAT'LL CHEER US UP.

HEY, WEIRD-LO!

FORGET IT, MYRTLE.

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.

WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE GOOD AT ONE THING--

BEING A SORE LOSER.

YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

NEXT TIME, YOU'RE THE ONE

WHO'S GONNA BE THE LOSER!

NEXT TIME?

YOU WANT TO GET WHIPPED AGAIN?

JUST NAME THE TIME AND PLACE.

ANY TIME, ANY PLACE,

ANY GAME.

FINE!

BUT LET'S MAKE IT INTERESTING

THIS TIME.

HOW?

YOU WIN, YOU GET MY DOLLS.

I WIN, I GET YOUR ELVIS RECORDS.

[GASPS]

MY ELVIS?!

I KNEW YOU'D BE TOO SCARED.

I'M NOT SCARED.

YOU'RE ON!

[RUSTLING]

I LOVE THE SMELL OF TROG IN THE MORNING.

NO ABOMINATION CAN HIDE FROM ME.

[CLUCKING]

[CLUCKING WOOZILY]

HMMPH!

I KNOW THAT EXPERIMENT IS HERE SOMEWHERE,

AND I WILL FIND IT.

WHY DID YOU LET ME AGREE TO A REMATCH?

AS LONG AS PLEAKLEY'S ON OUR TEAM,

WE DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

STITCH!

STOP SLURPING SO LOUD.

I'M TRYING TO COMPLAIN.

AHH.

OOH! BLBLBL!

DABA EEK!

HEY...WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?

COUSIN!

FOUND YOU, ABOMINATION.

COME ON, STITCH.

RESCUE TIME.

AHH.

YOU'RE NOT AS STRONG AS SOME OF YOUR TROG BRETHREN.

UNH! COUSIN!

Stitch: RRR-AH!

HEY, THERE, LITTLE GUY.

WE'RE NOT GOING TO HURT YOU.

[SNORTS]

WE'RE HERE TO GIVE YOU A NEW HOME.

BUT SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE?

UNH! I'M GOING TO VAPORIZE YOU, TROG,

JUST AS SOON AS I CAN SEE YOU!

[SNORTS]

WELL, IF YOU COME WITH US,

WE'LL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM HIM. OK?

[SNORTS]

[GRUNTING]

Lilo: COCONUTS, AVOCADOS?

WOW, HE REALLY LIKES TO BAT THINGS AROUND.

MMM.

GUACAMOLE!

EXPERIMENT 608 WILL SWAT AT MANY DIFFERENT THINGS.

IN ADDITION TO DEFLECTING AIRBORNE PROJECTILES

LAUNCHED BY ENEMIES,

HE IS ALSO PROGRAMMED TO SWAT AWAY BALLS,

TOYS, AND FRUIT THROWN OVER FENCE

BY ANNOYING NEIGHBOR CHILDREN.

HE HITS BALLS?

TOMORROW, LILO'S LASERS HIT THE PRACTICE FIELD.

WE'RE GONNA BEAT MYRTLE'S TEAM YET.

OOH, FOR THE REMATCH,

WILL WE BE THE HOME TEAM

OR THE AWAY TEAM?

BECAUSE ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH,

THE HOME TEAM WEARS A WHITE UNIFORM UH...

WHILE THE AWAY TEAM--

YOU KNOW WHAT, PLEAKLEY?

IT'S JUST PRACTICE,

AND YOU'RE SO GOOD ALREADY,

YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME.

OH. OK.

THANKS.

Lilo: ALL RIGHT, SLUGGER,

JUST DO WHAT COMES NATURALLY.

[SNORTS]

[CRACK] WHOA!

TEAM, I THINK WE'VE GOT A RINGER.

Pleakley: I'M HERE FOR PRACTICE!

I KNOW YOU SAID I DIDN'T NEED TO COME,

BUT AS A LOYAL MEMBER OF THE TEAM,

I FELT IT WAS MY DUTY.

THAT'S AN ICE HOCKEY OUTFIT.

OH...I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN EXTRA-SPECIAL BAT.

OH, WELL, AT LEAST I BROUGHT

A CATCHING IMPLEMENT.

PLEAKLEY, MAYBE BASEBALL ISN'T YOUR GAME.

BUT I'VE BEEN STUDYING MY THESIS ALL DAY.

I'M READY.

I KNOW, BUT...

PLEAKLEY, LOOK.

YOU'RE A LOUSY PLAYER, AND I NEED TO WIN...

REALLY, REALLY BADLY.

OH. OK.

I UNDERSTAND.

NOTHING PERSONAL.

NO, NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

I'LL BE FINE.

I HAVE PLENTY OF ACTIVITIES

TO FILL MY DAY. REALLY.

HMM.

DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY.

WITH PLEAKLEY ON THE TEAM,

WE WOULD HAVE LOST.

AND WITH SLUGGER, WE'LL WIN.

BESIDES, PLEAKLEY SAID HE'D BE FINE.

[PLEAKLEY SOBBING]

OH...COME ON. LET'S PRACTICE.

NICE ONE, SLUGGER.

BLAST THAT 626.

I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO JUST STEAL AN EXPERIMENT

WITH HIM AROUND.

I NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER TACK.

Girl: I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU BET LILO HER RECORDS.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THEM?

WHO CARES?

I JUST WANT LILO TO SUFFER.

HEY, SOMEONE'S USING THE FIELD.

IT'S LILO'S LOSERS.

AND THEY GOT

A NEW PLAYER.

AAH! AAH! AAH!

WHOA!

HE'S A RINGER.

[MYRTLE SCOFFS]

DOESN'T MEAN SHE'LL WIN.

SHE'S GONNA WIN.

WE JUST NEED A RINGER OF OUR OWN.

SOMEBODY BIG AND STRONG.

MAYBE A SAMOAN.

PERHAPS I COULD BE OF SERVICE.

YOU'RE PERFECT.

GOOD. I JUST HAVE ONE CONDITION FOR JOINING UP.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, IT'S GO TIME!

SPLODYHEAD, PULL UP YOUR SOCKS.

Myrtle: HEY, WEIRD-LO,

READY TO MEET YOUR DOOM?

WE'RE GOING TO DESTROY YOU.

YOU'RE CHEATING.

YOU PUT GANTU ON YOUR TEAM.

SO? YOU HAVE A NEW PLAYER, TOO.

IT'S NOT THE SAME.

YOU'RE JUST SCARED.

I'M NOT SCARED.

THEN LET'S SWEETEN THE BET.

WHOEVER WINS GETS HIM!

Lilo: SLUGGER?

I BET I KNOW WHOSE IDEA THAT IS.

HEH HEH HEH.

YOU'RE ON.

I'LL EVEN LET YOU HAVE FIRST AT BAT.

WHO SAID WE WERE PLAYING BASEBALL?

I THOUGHT WE'D PLAY BASKETBALL THIS TIME.

WHAT?!

YOU DID SAY "ANY TIME, ANY PLACE, ANY GAME."

I--I DID?

UH...YOU DID.

BUT I--I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

WHAT A DIRTY TRICK.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

UH, PERHAPS WE SHOULD CONCEDE DEFEAT.

AND GIVE UP SLUGGER?

NO WAY.

WE JUST GOTTA FIGURE OUT A WAY

TO COUNTER GANTU.

Pleakley, cheering: LILO, LILO, SHE'S OUR MAN.

SHE'LL DUNK MYRTLE IN THE GARBAGE CAN.

GO, LILO!

PLEAKLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

SUPPORTING MY TEAM.

GO, TEAM!

OH, BUT...I DUMPED YOU FROM THE TEAM.

I KNOW, BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN LOYAL.

CAN'T HELP IT. THAT'S JUST ME.

Myrtle: HEY, CAN WE GET THIS GAME STARTED?!

I'M DYING TO GET MY HANDS ON YOUR ELVIS RECORDS.

MY MOM NEEDS SOME NEW COASTERS.

LET'S DO IT.

OK, WHO'S GONNA TIP OFF AGAINST OUR RINGER?

YOU'RE THE TALLEST.

JUMP UP AND TRY TO KNOCK THE BALL TO US.

OH, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...

EVIL GENIUSES CAN'T JUMP.

MIGA HOGATA.

WE MEET AGAIN, ON A DIFFERENT BATTLEFIELD,

BUT THIS TIME THE RULES FAVOR ME.

Pleakley: OK, WE'RE PLAYING TO 50.

MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN.

LILO'S!

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

YES!

OH...SHOOTAH!

[CHEERING] SO THEY'RE BIGGER AND BADDER,

WE'RE SMALLER, BUT GLADDER.

WE COULD BEAT 'EM REAL GOOD

IF WE JUST HAD A LADDER!

YAY!

RRR-HEET-HEET-HEET!

WHOA!

UNH! OOH!

OK, MAYBE SLUGGER CAN BE OUR BASKETBALL RINGER, TOO.

LET'S GET HIM THE BALL.

SLUGGER, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CATCH IT, NOT HIT IT.

[SNORT]

GIMME AN "S." "S."

GIMME AN "M." "M."

GIMME A "Y." "Y."

GIMME A "Z." "Z."

GIMME ANOTHER "Z." "Z."

GIMME A "Y." "Y."

"GIMME AN "X." "X."

WHAT'S THAT SPELL?

SMYZZYX!

SMYZZYX?

IT MEANS "BEAT THEIR PANTS OFF" IN FLORGANON.

RRRRR-ROW!

OFFSETTING MAYHEM. JUMP BALL.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.

AW, CHEER UP.

SPORTING EVENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT HAVING FUN.

YEAH, BUT MYRTLE'S GOING TO GET ALL MY ELVIS RECORDS

AND SLUGGER.

I HAVE TO WIN!

YOU JUST NEED A LITTLE BREAK.

YOU TOSS THE BALL, I'LL GIVE YOU A BREATHER.

NO, WAIT. I-I'M FINE!

ALL RIGHT, LET'S PLAY THIS GAME LIKE IT OUGHTA BE PLAYED.

OOH LA. HA HA HA HA HA!

I'LL PICK THE BIG GUY.

GET OUT OF MY WAY!

WOW! PLEAKLEY'S GOT GAME!

RRRAH-HUH!

OOH-GABBA!

GO, STITCH!

GO, PLEAKLEY!

NICE JAM!

WE WON!

YOU MADE ME LOSE MY DOLLS!

I TRIED MY BEST.

HE'S JUST SO... SPRINGY!

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU WERE A LOSER.

DON'T CALL ME THAT.

NEVER CALL ME THAT!

I DON'T CARE WHAT THE TERMS OF OUR AGREEMENT WERE.

I'M TAKING THAT TROG.

[SNORT]

LOSER. HMMPH!

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!

WHOA-OA! UNH!

READY? [SNORT]

I'M NOT LOSING THIS TIME.

WHOA!

NOW, ABOUT THOSE DOLLS.

PLEAKLEY, I JUST WANNA SAY

THANKS FOR BEING LOYAL TO ME.

IT MADE ME REALIZE I SHOULD HAVE SUPPORTED YOU

WHEN YOU WERE ON MY BASEBALL TEAM.

OH, I DON'T BLAME YOU ONE LITTLE BIT.

I WAS AWFUL AT BASEBALL.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

LOYALTY TO YOUR FRIENDS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WINNING.

IT'S EVEN MORE IMPORTANT THAN A STACK OF ELVIS RECORDS.

PLEASE...I'M GETTING ALL TEARY.

YOU DIDN'T TELL US YOU COULD PLAY B-BALL, THOUGH.

IT TURNS OUT THAT EARTH BASKETBALL

IS VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL TO PRIZNOLABRACK

ON MY HOME PLANET.

I WAS A 4-TIME PRIZNOLABRACK GRAND CHAMPION.

WELL, THANKS TO YOU, WE GOT TO KEEP SLUGGER

AND HELP HIM FIND HIS ONE TRUE PLACE.

BATTER UP!

I GOT IT.

OOPS.

AW, DON'T WORRY, BOBBY, YOU'LL GET IT.

OK, SLUGGER, SAME SPOT.

WAY TO GO, BOBBY!

WITH SLUGGER HITTING FIELDING PRACTICE,

THIS TEAM WILL BE IN FIRST PLACE IN NO TIME...

THANKS TO LILO.

HACHUBIDA?

OH, YEAH. MYRTLE'S DOLLS NEED TO FIND

THEIR ONE TRUE PLACE, TOO.

HMM...

I THINK THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL

WOULD LIKE ALL THESE PRETTY DOLLS. DON'T YOU?

YA! HEE HEE.

MAYBE WE SHOULD LET MYRTLE KEEP ONE OF THEM.

NAH. NAH.