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TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

OH, YEAH.

BUY A DOZEN DOUGHNUT HOLES,

GET A DOZEN FREE.

HUH?

[SNIFFS]

MUST BE A NEW FLAVOR OR SOMETHING.

HUH? AHH!

OH! HUH?

[BOTH LAUGH EVILLY]

UHH! MY DOUGHNUT HOLES!

UHH! HEY! YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT CAR!

TV Announcer: A WAVE OF ROBBERIES SWEPT THE NORTH SHORE LAST NIGHT,

WHICH, BY THE WAY,

HAS 4 TO 6 FOOT WAVES TODAY.

POLICE HAVE NO CLUE

AS TO THE THIEVES' IDENTITIES.

SO IF ANYBODY HAS INFORMATION,

THEY ARE ASKED TO CALL--

TUUH! THEY'LL NEVER CATCH A CROOK THAT WAY.

NOW, IF MY FAVORITE EARTHLING DETECTIVE WERE ON THE CASE...

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN EATING A BOWL OF CHILI AT MAX DINER THAT NIGHT.

MAX CHILI IS 4 ALARM. EXTRA SPICY.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE SPICY FOOD!

LOOK, YOU GOT ME, COPPER! YOU GOT ME!

PEPPERS MAKE MY TONGUE SWELL UP LIKE A BALLOON!

DICKY COPPER ALWAYS GETS HIS MAN...

AND NEVER MESSES HIS HAIR.

BLAH! SOAPY OPERA IS ONLY PRETEND DANGER,

BUT MY UFLASIUM INCUBATOR IS REAL DANGER-FILLED DANGER.

ONE WRONG SCREW UP DRIVER...

AND KABLOOEE!

[LAUGHS] MUST BE VERY DELICATE.

COME BACK WITH THE CLUB!

IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY HEADHUNTER!

[CRASH]

Stitch: LILO, YOULOLO!

BLAH!

LILO! STITCH!

YESTERDAY, I TOLD YOU NO RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE.

SO WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU RUN AROUND THE HOUSE.

LAST WEEK, I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM.

IS IT CLEAN? NO!

WHAT'S GOING TO BE NEXT WITH YOU?

SHE ALMOST MADE ME DROP HIGHLY UNSTABLE CONTAINER OF UFLASIUM.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES?

UH, WELL, I ATE BREAKFAST LIKE YOU ASKED,

AND I CAN PROVE IT.

[BELCHES]

[LAUGHS]

AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "EXCUSE ME" WHEN YOU BURP!

THAT DOES IT! YOU TWO ARE GROUNDED!

24 HOURS!

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? WE DIDN'T HURT ANYONE.

625: ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?

[GROANS] FOR THE TWENTIETH TIME,

WE'RE ALMOST BACK TO THE SHIP!

WELL, GIVE IT A LITTLE GAS, GRANDPA.

WE DON'T WANT THE COLD CUTS TO SPOIL.

[GROANS]

HURRY UP. WE'RE BEING CONSPICUOUS.

UH, THIS METAL'S TOO STRONG. WHAT?

[BRAKES SQUEAL]

HEY! AW!

WHO ARE THEY?

JIPA-TU!

EXPERIMENTS.

WHOA! AHH! AHH!

[TIRES SCREECH]

[TIRES SCREECH]

HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

MY COLD CUTS HAVE GOT TO STAY COLD!

THOSE ARE THE TROGS THAT TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY SHIP.

I CAN'T LET THEM GET AWAY.

OH, YEAH? WELL, I CAN.

NOT THE EMERGENCY BRAKE!

[BRAKES SQUEAL]

THERE. YOU SEE?

"REFRIGERATE AFTER OPENING."

NOW, IF THAT'S NOT AN EMERGENCY,

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. AM I RIGHT?

[GROANS]

Computer Voice: EXPERIMENTS 349 AND 350 ACTIVATED.

PRIMARY FUNCTION: THEFT AND EVASION.

THIEVES, HUH?

HA HA HA HA!

I'LL HAVE THEM STEALING FOR HAMSTERVIEL

IN NO TIME.

FIRST, YOU GOT TO CATCH 'EM.

EASY.

THIEVES ALWAYS RETURN TO THE SCENE OF A CRIME,

AND WHEN THEY DO, WE'LL BE WAITING.

Lilo: AND THEN THE BEAUTIFUL HAWAIIAN PRINCESS

WAS PUNISHED BY THE EVIL QUEEN

WHO BANISHED THE PRINCESS

AND HER FAITHFUL STEED TO THE TOWER,

WHERE THEY WERE FORBIDDEN TO LEAVE

FOR A WHOLE ENTIRE DAY!

THERE, THEY ROTTED INTO SKELETONS,

EVEN THOUGH THEY JUST WANTED

TO RUN AROUND THE HOUSE AND BURP.

THE END.

KEUTUGA NAKKA.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

KEUTUGA NAKKA!

WE CAN'T LEAVE. WE'RE GROUNDED.

MAKKA MAKKA! SASA!

I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.

NANI WOULD ROAST US.

AND I DON'T CARE IF WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHATEVER WE WANT TO DO

WHENEVER WE WANT TO DO IT.

WE CAN'T LEAVE.

SO...SO...

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? HELP ME UP.

WHOA!

Lilo: WHEEEEE! HA HA HA HA!

[CRASH]

[LAUGHS EVILLY]

LOOK.

THOSE MUST BE THE ROBBERS FROM THE NEWS,

AND THEY'RE-- COUSINS.

WE GOT YOU CORNERED, COUSINS!

REALLY?

I THINK IT'S US GOT THE DROP ON YOU,

CUZ. [GROWLS]

WELL, HELLO THERE, BLUE BOY.

WHANA-JUMBAS, HUH?

HI. I'M LILO, AND THIS IS STITCH.

HE'S YOUR COUSIN.

THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.

I TURN YOU FROM BAD TO GOOD

AND FIND THE ONE PLACE WHERE YOU BELONG,

SO YOU DON'T END UP WITH GANTU.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GANTU?

WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM.

HE'S A STINKYHEAD,

AND HE TRIES TO GET OUR EXPERIMENTS,

BUT HE'S REALLY LAME.

SO EVEN WHEN HE CATCHES THEM

AND TAKES THEM BACK TO HIS SHIP,

WE CAN USUALLY RESCUE THEM.

YOU'VE BROKEN INTO HIS SHIP?

SURE. LOTS OF TIMES.

NO KIDDING?

HEY, I'M BEING RUDE.

COME IN. COME IN. I'M 349, AND HE'S 350.

WELCOME TO OUR DOMICILE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'RE SHOWING THEM OUR HIDEOUT.

I DON'T THINK--

HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YOU?

LEAVE THE THINKING TO ME.

THOSE 2 GOODY-GOODIES ARE GONNA HELP US

BREAK INTO THAT VERY HIGH-TECH,

VERY VALUABLE SPACE SHIP.

THIS PLACE IS A MESS.

I BET YOUR EVIL QUEEN--

I MEAN BIG SISTER--

GROUNDS YOU ALL THE TIME.

NAH. WE'RE FREE AGENTS.

NOBODY TELL US WHAT TO DO.

WOW!

THAT'S AWESOME.

WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE CHATTING.

GUESS YOU TWO BETTER BE GETTING HOME.

WAIT. WE WANT TO STAY HERE WITH YOU AND BE FREE AGENTS.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

PLEASE?

YEAH. PLEEEEEASE?

[GULPING]

AHH.

UHH!

[ALL GULPING]

[BELCHES]

[BELCHES]

[BELCHES]

[BELCHES LOUDLY]

[BIRDS SQUAWK]

WHOA. GOOD ONE, BLUE.

[LAUGHS] I'VE BEEN THINKING.

YOU GUYS NEED BETTER ROBBERY NAMES.

FROM NOW ON, YOU'RE BONNIE

AND YOU'RE CLYDE.

[BELCHES]

YEP.

SPEAKING OF ROBBING,

WE GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK.

GUESS YOU GUYS BETTER HIT THE ROAD.

BUT WE LIKE IT HERE.

SORRY. WE CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE HERE.

TOO DANGEROUS.

AND WE COULDN'T POSSIBLY BRING YOU ALONG.

WHY NOT?

OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US.

WE'RE JUST GOING OUT TO HAVE FUN,

BE FREE.

STEAL STUFF.

UHH!

ALL PART OF DOING WHATEVER WE WANT,

WHENEVER WE WANT.

I MEAN, IF THAT APPEALS TO YOU,

I--I GUESS YOU COULD COME WITH.

WELL, I GUESS, IF NOBODY GETS HURT.

COURSE NOT. JUST HAVING FUN.

WE REALLY TAKING THEM WITH US?

THEY'RE OUR DECOYS, SEE?

WHILE THEY'RE BEING A LITTLE NAUGHTY HAVING FUN,

WE'RE DOING CRIMES,

AND THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW IT.

ONCE WE GOT 'EM TRAINED,

WE MOVE ON TO THE BIG PRIZE.

[TIRES SCREECH]

WAH-HOO!

HUH?

Stitch: OH!

YOU TWO! GET OUT OF THERE!

TIKKA!

AAH!

Lilo: GANTU'S SHIP?

WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

IT'S THE ONLY THING ON THIS MUD BALL

WITH ANYTHING WORTH TAKING.

WE TRIED HITTING IT ONCE, BUT IT'S GOT HEAVY-DUTY ARMOR.

THAT'S WHY YOU TWO ARE HERE.

YOU'RE GONNA HELP US BREAK IN.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE, RIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW.

BEFORE, WE WERE RESCUING EXPERIMENTS.

BUT BREAKING IN TO STEAL STUFF?

LOOK, THIS THUG'S ALWAYS STEALING YOUR COUSINS, RIGHT?

AND YOU'RE NOT UP TO RETURNING THE FAVOR?

WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT.

[ALARM BEEPS]

HERE.

Computer Voice: MAINTENANCE HATCH ACTIVATED.

[ALARM BEEPS]

[LAUGHS]

JACKPOT!

STITCH!

WELCOME BACK, THIEVES.

[EVIL LAUGH]

Gantu: DR. HAMSTERVIEL WILL MAKE GOOD USE OF YOUR THIEVING SKILLS.

UHH!

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

OH, BLITSNAK!

THERE YOU ARE!

CHIVI CHEEBA!

COME ON!

[GUN FIRES]

Gantu: UHH! BLASTED TROG!

WE'RE OUTTA HERE, STITCH.

I'LL BE BLITSNAKED.

649: I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, KID.

THAT WAS QUITE THE ESCAPE.

YOU TWO GOT GREAT CRIMINAL MINDS.

WHEN DID WE CROSS THE BIG, FAT LINE

FROM HAVING FUN TO BEING GREAT CRIMINAL MINDS?

WE'VE GOT TO CATCH THESE GUYS.

I ONLY GOT TO GO SURFING ONCE TODAY.

BETTER MOVE ON.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?

DUMP THE CAR AND LAY LOW FOR A WHILE.

WE JUST NEED A TEMPORARY HIDEOUT.

WHERE'S YOUR CRIB?

MY HOUSE?! WE CAN'T GO THERE!

MY SISTER--

YOUR SISTER WILL NEVER KNOW NOTHING

UNLESS YOU TELL HER, WHICH YOU WON'T,

BECAUSE WE GOT DIRTY LAUNDRY ON YOU NOW.

DIRTY LAUNDRY?

YOU DON'T WANT US TO TELL YOU'VE BEEN OUT

DOING CRIMES WITH BONNIE AND CLYDE, DO YOU?

I THINK WE BLEW IT, STITCH.

UHH.

Dicky Copper, on TV: YOU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN DRINKING MILK

AT MAX DINER THAT NIGHT

BECAUSE YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT, AREN'T YOU?!

Man, on TV: OH! YOU GOT ME, COPPER! YOU GOT ME!

YOU CAN HIDE IN HERE, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET.

[GROWLS]

SOMEBODY'S COMING!

HIDE! HUH?

BOY, I WISH I COULD INTERROGATE PEOPLE

LIKE DETECTIVE DICKY COPPER.

ALL RIGHT, YOU CROOKS,

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY.

HUH? OUR DIRTY LAUNDRY?

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE HIDING.

FILTHY, SMELLY UNMENTIONABLES.

DARK REMINDERS OF YOUR DIRTY DEALINGS.

RELAX. WE JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS.

WE?

IT'S A GOOD COP/BAD COP THING.

WHY NOT MAKE IT EASY ON YOURSELF, GUYS?

IT'S ALL GONNA COME OUT IN THE WASH, ANYWAY.

UH...

QUIT STALLING, HALF-PINT!

[GULP]

WELL...

HEY, HEY. CALM DOWN, PARTNER.

THEY'RE JUST KIDS.

YOU'RE A SOFTIE.

THESE LITTLE RUNTS HAVE MADE A MESS OF THINGS,

AND NOW THEY GOTTA COME CLEAN...

OR DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT DOWNTOWN?

I--I--

Nani: LILO! I'M HOME!

YOU AND STITCH COME DOWN HERE.

I NEED TO TALK TO BOTH OF YOU.

WE GOTTA GO.

[LAUGHS]

WELL, THAT WAS FUN.

WHERE WAS I?

OH, THANK YOU.

WHA! SAY, YOU TWO MATCH THE POLICE DESCRIPTION

OF A PAIR OF--UHH!

NANI, STITCH AND I ARE SO SORRY.

OH, FORGET ABOUT IT.

WHO WANTS PIZZA AND ICE CREAM?

ICE CREAM? MMM.

YEAH.

I KIND OF OVERREACTED EARLIER.

I MEAN, YOU WERE ONLY ROUGHHOUSING AND BURPING.

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE CRIMINALS OR ANYTHING.

AND YOU PAID YOUR DEBT TO SOCIETY.

YOU STAYED IN ALL DAY LIKE GOOD LITTLE PRISONERS.

WE'RE NOT HUNGRY, ARE WE, STITCH?

BLEECH!

NOT HUNGRY FOR PIZZA AND ICE CREAM?

WHY? OK, OK.

WE'LL TALK.

WE DIDN'T STAY IN ALL DAY.

WE BROKE OUT,

AND WE MET 2 OF STITCH'S COUSINS

WHO HAVE BEEN DOING ALL THE ROBBERIES,

AND WE WALKED ON THE GRASS,

AND WE T.P.'d MYRTLE'S HOUSE,

AND WE TOOK NUTS FROM MRS. HASAGAWA'S,

AND THEN WE HELPED THEM BREAK INTO GANTU'S SHIP.

WE PLEAD GUILTY TO ALL CHARGES!

OH, LILO.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THINGS LIKE THAT?

BONNIE AND CLYDE LET US DO WHATEVER WE WANT.

WE THOUGHT IT WAS OK BECAUSE WE WEREN'T HURTING ANYONE.

BUT, LILO, YOU WERE HURTING PEOPLE.

MYRTLE'S MOM HAS TO CLEAN UP HER HOUSE BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID,

AND MRS. HASAGAWA HAS TO PAY TO REPLACE WHATEVER YOU TOOK,

AND--AND MOST OF ALL,

YOU HURT YOURSELVES... AND ME.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU AGAIN?

Pleakley: HELP! HELP!

NOW WHAT?

[GASPS]

[MUFFLED] HELP! THEY'RE ESCAPING!

WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!

[BOTH LAUGH EVILLY]

COME ON, STITCH. LET'S GET 'EM.

OH! MAKKA! MAKKA!

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

BUT STITCH AND I ARE THE BEST ONE'S HERE AT CATCHING EXPERIMENTS.

YEAH. TOO BAD I CAN'T TRUST YOU.

I'VE BEEN GIVEN STRICT ORDERS

TO KEEP YOU TWO LITTLE CROOKS HERE

WHILE NANI CALLS THE POLICE.

BUT WE'VE GOT TO MAKE UP FOR WHAT WE DID

BY CATCHING BONNIE AND CLYDE.

YOU'VE GOT TO LET US GO.

LILO, I KNOW A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT THE LAW,

AND RULE NUMBER ONE IS

DON'T LET THE BAD GUYS GO.

BUT WHAT IF WE WEREN'T THE BAD GUYS ANYMORE?

WHAT IF WE WERE GOOD GUYS?

DO YOU PROMISE TO UPHOLD THE LAW,

BRING CRIMINALS TO JUSTICE,

AND NEVER DO ANYTHING EVIL OR BAD AGAIN?

YEAH. YES.

THEN BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME

BY THE DICKY COPPER JUNIOR DETECTIVE FAN CLUB,

I PRONOUNCE YOU DEPUTY LILO

AND DEPUTY STITCH.

[SNIFFS]

DEPUTIES ARE NOT TO EAT THEIR COOKIE BADGES.

SINCE BUGGY WAS STOLEN,

YOU GOOD GUY DEPUTIES WILL NEED OTHER WAY

TO CHASE BAD GUYS TO THEIR HIDEOUT.

A FEDERATION POLICE CRUISER?

A RAD ONE!

HA. EH...

626 TOOK IT DURING HIS ORIGINAL ESCAPE TO EARTH.

UFLASIUM POWERED, SEATS 5,

ZERO TO HYPER SPACE IN .02 MICROSECONDS.

ALSO, NOTE SNAZZY LEOPARD-PRINT UPHOLSTERY.

[LAUGHS]

[ENGINE STARTS]

YOU GUYS GET GOING.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT DETECTIVE DICKY COPPER WOULD DO NEXT.

THOSE COPPERS WILL NEVER FIND US AT OUR NEW HIDEOUT.

WHOA!

HUH? HUH?

I'VE GOT YOU NOW.

WHAT?

YEE-HAW!

DON'T SHOOT!

HOP IN.

WE'LL TAKE IT ON THE LAM BACK TO THE HIDEOUT.

ALL RIGHT, KID.

[SIRENS]

DID THAT CAR JUST FLY AWAY?

MUST BE AN... OFF-ROAD VEHICLE.

349: OUR NEW HIDEOUT IS THE ONE PLACE THEY'D NEVER LOOK...

A PLACE WE ALREADY ROBBED.

THAT'S CLEVER, ALL RIGHT.

YOU MADE ONE TEENSY MISTAKE THOUGH.

YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?

THINKING YOU COULD TURN US FROM GOOD...

TO BAD.

YOU'RE BUSTED!

SCATTER, CLYDE!

UHH! UHH!

NICE SHOT, PARTNER.

[SIRENS]

LILO, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DISOBEYED ME AGAIN.

YOU TWO ARE IN REAL BIG TROUBLE THIS TIME.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE YOU DOWN TO THE STATION.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

THOSE ARE NOT THE REAL THIEVES...

THESE ARE!

LILO AND STITCH AND I INFILTRATED THE THIEVES' GANG

SO THEY WOULD LEAD US TO THEIR HIDEOUT.

THAT WAS A GOOD PLAN.

IT'S A VERY BASIC STING PROCEDURE.

DON'T YOU WATCH DETECTIVE DICKY COPPER?

SORRY WE DISOBEYED YOU AGAIN.

WE HAD TO TO CATCH THE BAD GUYS.

SO, ARE WE OFF THE HOOK?

WELL, YOU WERE TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING,

AND YOU DID GET THE BAD GUYS,

SO...YEAH.

YOU AND ME ARE COOL.

BUT YOU AND THE MUNICIPALITY OF KOKAUA TOWN,

THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.

THIS MAKING UP IS HARD WORK.

UHH!

AND WE STILL HAVE TO FIND

THE ONE PLACE BONNIE AND CLYDE BELONG.

FORTUNATELY, WE HAVE 15 TO 20 YEARS TO THINK ABOUT IT.