Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

WHOA!

[CRIES]

YOU WANT TO GO SEE WHAT?

SLUDGE MUMMIES, EPISODE II--

ATTACK OF THE BONES.

BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE FIRST MOVIE!

ONLY BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T TAKE ME.

HELLO? YOU WERE 3.

MYRTLE GETS TO SEE P.G. MOVIES.

HER MOM GOES WITH HER.

OH, AND IF MYRTLE'S MOM JUMPED OFF A CLIFF,

I'D SUPPOSE YOU'D WANT ME TO DO THAT, TOO.

WOW! WOULD YOU?

NO!

THERE'LL BE NO CLIFF JUMPING

AND NO SLUDGE ZOMBIE MOVIES.

THEY'RE SLUDGE MUMMIES!

WHATEVER. AHEM.

LILO, LOOK, I'VE GOT WORK TO DO.

I SAID NO MOVIE, AND I MEAN NO MOVIE.

THIS IS A PICTURE OF US

NEVER GETTING TO DO ANYTHING FUN.

THERE'S NOTHING WORSE IN THE WORLD THAN BEING YOUNG.

I MEAN, WHAT GOOD IS IT?

UNLESS, MAYBE, YOU'RE A PUPPY AT THE POUND.

'CAUSE NOBODY EVER ADOPTS THE OLD DOGS.

THEY JUST ADOPT THE PUPPIES.

THAT'S WHAT THE SHELTER LADY SAID

WHEN WE WENT TO ADOPT YOU.

BUT ASIDE FROM THAT,

BEING YOUNG JUST TOTALLY--HEY!

THAT HEAD. THOSE TAN LINES.

I'VE SEEN THEM BEFORE.

IT'S SUNBURNED ICE CREAM TOURIST!

BUT NOW HE'S A BABY?

JUMBA!

YES, IT IS VERY SAME HUMAN.

WITHOUT DOUBTING, THIS IS WORK OF EXPERIMENT 151.

FROM THE CIVIC DISTURBANCES DATABASE?

YES.

IDEA WAS TO TURN ENTIRE POPULATIONS INTO BABIES.

WITH NO GROWNUPERS AROUND

TO BABY-SIT LITTLE TYKELINGS,

WHOLE PLANETS ARE TURNING INTO BAWLING,

SQUALLING, UNSUPERVISED CHAOS!

HA HA HA!

MUCH LIKE JUMBA FAMILY DINNER TABLE.

HA HA! OH, I MISS THOSE DAY.

SO, WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT HIM?

EH, EFFECTS EVENTUALLY WEAR OFF ON THEIR OWN.

WHEN?

18 TO 21 YEARS,

DEPENDING ON STATE AND LOCAL ORDINANCES.

18 TO 21 YEARS?

WE'LL ALL BE MUMMIFIED BY THEN.

THERE IS ONE OTHER SOLUTION.

SPECIAL GROWING UP FORMULA

THAT REVERSES 151'S EFFECTS.

UNFORTUNATELY, IS IMPOSSIBLE TO CREATE FORMULA.

WHY?

NEW 2.0 COMPUTER

REFUSES TO READ OLD 1.0 FILES!

PIECE OF BLETSGLORP.

TOO BAD JUMBA'S COMPUTER IS ON THE BLINK.

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 151 LOOKS LIKE.

IKO BAH DAH?

THAT'S GOTTA BE IT!

GO GET HIM!

COUSIN?

HUH?

HA HA HA!

GOOD JOB, STITCH.

LET'S GO.

BARK, BARK!

OH, LOOK, MYRTLE! IT'S YOUR LITTLE FRIEND LILO.

LILO, OVER HERE!

MOM, DON'T!

DO YOU WANNA SEE SLUDGE MUMMIES WITH US?

WE'VE GOT AN EXTRA SEAT.

MOM, THAT SEAT IS FOR OUR PURSES.

RIGHT, GIRLS?

All: YEAH!

NO, THANKS, MRS. MYRTLE'S MOM.

I'VE GOT AN ALIEN IN MY BACKPACK,

AND WE'VE REALLY GOTTA GET HOME QUICK

TO HAVE IT GENETICALLY REDESIGNED.

OH, YES. I SEE.

IT CAN'T STAY HERE ON EARTH

UNLESS IT LEARNS TO CHANNEL ITS DESTRUCTIVE IMPULSES.

YES! EXACTLY!

OH, GREAT.

WEIRDLO'S MAKING YOUR MOM INTO A WEIRDLO, TOO.

[CAR HORN HONKS]

LILO! I TOLD YOU NO SLUDGE MUMMY MOVIES!

NANI?

BUT I--I DIDN'T--

DIDN'T THINK I'D COME BY AND CHECK.

WELL, YOU WERE WRONG!

UH, HEH HEH.

OH, TROUBLE COMING.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DISOBEYED ME!

I SAID YOU COULDN'T SEE THAT MOVIE!

HOW COME YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?

BECAUSE I'M THE OLDER SISTER HERE.

I'M THE BABY-SITTER.

I AM NOT A BABY!

AND YOU'RE NOT AN ADULT!

YOU'RE JUST A GROWN-UP!

WHATEVER!

I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU, LILO.

THAT MEANS I'M ALL ABOUT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU.

SO WHAT I SAY GOES.

YOU MEAN, LIKE A DICTATOR?

GO TO YOUR ROOF-TOP DOME!

I'M ALREADY THERE!

AAH!

AAH!

STUPID-HEAD NANI.

SHE GETS TO TELL US WHAT TO DO

JUST BECAUSE SHE'S OLDER.

IF ONLY I WAS OLDER THAN HER.

THEN WE COULD GO SEE ATTACK OF THE BONES.

UH-OH.

HEE HEE HEE! BALA!

I'M TELLING YOU, I HEARD SOMETHING.

AAH!

[CHILDREN CRYING]

HUH?

UH-OH.

[GASPS]

THIS IS BAD.

[GASPS]

WELL, NOW THAT I'M THE OLDEST,

I GUESS I'M IN CHARGE.

BUT...WHAT DO I DO?

I GUESS ADULTS ALWAYS JUST DO WHATEVER THEY WANNA DO.

SO, LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES.

COME ON, GANG.

HA HA! HEE HEE!

WHEE! EVIL! HA HA HA!

JUMBA, NO.

I'M IN CHARGE NOW.

AND I SAY YOU HAVE TO STOP BEING EVIL

AND GO TO THE MOVIES WITH ME.

HEH HEH! HEE HEE!

HA HA HA!

PLAY TIME! PLAY TIME!

NANI, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU TOLD ME

YOU CAN'T PLAY IN THE DRYER?

STITCH, NO!

I MADE OOPS IN MY PANTS.

NANI, NO!

JUMBA, NO!

HA HA HA.

[GASPS]

STITCH! NO!

I MAKE MORE OOPS IN MY PANTS.

[CRIES]

[ALL CRYING]

I GUESS THE MOVIE'S OFF.

I'M THE MOTHER OF 4.

HA HA! WHOA!

WHOA!

AAH!

WHOA!

AAH!

HA HA HA!

UNH! MINE!

MITZ ME!

NOW SHE'S GONNA NEED SURGERY AGAIN.

RRR. YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED!

[BOTH CRYING]

AAH!

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

[LOW RUMBLING]

[GASPS] OH, NO! NOT GANTU!

NOT NOW!

IT'S NAP TIME!

[LOUD CRASH]

HA HA! I KNEW I'D FIND YOU HERE,

YOU PUDGY LITTLE WINGED ABOMINATION.

NO! LEAVE IT ALONE, YOU BIG DUMMY!

OH? AND WHO'S GOING TO STOP ME, LITTLE GIRL?

YOU AND YOUR INFANT ARMY?

PBLBLBLBL!

HA. THIS WAS THE EASIEST ONE EVER.

[GASPS]

BEING THE BIGGER SISTER TANKS.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT.

[SNIFFS]

PLEAKLEY!

NOT AGAIN!

YES, I'M CALLING FOR A BABY-SITTER.

ARE YOU AVAILABLE?

TODAY?

RIGHT NOW? WHY?

BECAUSE, I HAVE TO RESCUE A GENETIC MUTANT ALIEN

FROM ANOTHER REALLY GIANT FISH-FACED ALIEN,

BUT I CAN'T TAKE 4 BABIES ALONG.

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD BE?

THAT'S RIGHT! CHILD ENDANGERMENT!

I'D BE THE WORST BIGGER SISTER THERE EVER WAS.

SO GET YOUR HINEY OVER HERE

AND LOOK AFTER THESE BABIES

SO I CAN SAVE THE GENETIC MUTANT

AND FIND THE ONE PLACE IT TRULY BELONGS.

AND WE CAN ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER--

HELLO?

HELLO?!

[CRIES]

[GROANS]

A BABY-MAKING EXPERIMENT?

HEY, AREN'T HUMANS CAPABLE

OF DOING THAT ALL BY THEMSELVES?

NO, NO, NO. IT TURNS GROWN-UPS INTO BABIES.

[CHUCKLING] REALLY, EH?

YES, BABIES.

HMM. HEY, I'M FEELING A LITTLE PECKISH.

HOW ABOUT MAKING ME A--

HEY! HOW'D YOU GET OUT?!

HUH? NO!

HA HA HA!

AH-DA-DEE-GA-SA! [HICCUPS]

HA HA HA!

SORRY, G. I COULDN'T RESIST.

I ALWAYS WONDERED IF YOU STARTED OUT

LIKE A GUPPY OR A TADPOLE.

TURNS OUT YOU WERE JUST A SMALLER KIND OF UGLY.

HOH! AERIAL ATTACK!

WHEW.

d LA LA LA d

GANTU!

DID MY HAMSTER EYES

JUST SEE WHAT I THOUGHT THEY SAW?

THE ESCAPE OF YET ANOTHER VALUABLE EXPERIMENT?

AND WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE A BABY,

YOU INCOMPETENT, LAZY, OH-SO-SMELLY,

FISH-FOOTED--

[CRIES]

HEY, LIGHTEN UP, DR. H, WILL YA?

LITTLE GOO-GOO HERE HASN'T HAD HIS NAP YET.

NO, NO, NO. THERE WILL BE

NO NAPPING OF THE BABIES.

I WANT MY EXPERIMENTS!

SO GET GOING! GO! GO! GO!

NOW! NOW! NOW!

OH, NO!

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK RIGHT NOW!

WHEE!

HEE HEE HEE!

OK, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE RESPONSIBLE ADULT.

WHAT WOULD A RESPONSIBLE ADULT DO?

CALL IN SICK!

JUMBA, STOP PLAYING WITH JUMBA'S COMPUTER.

YOU'LL BREAK IT!

HELLO? RAINBOW PAVILION?

IS MR. JAMESON THERE?

[BABY CRYING]

MR. JAMESON, ARE YOU OK?

I WANT MY MOM!

[GASPS] 151 MUST HAVE GOTTEN AWAY FROM GANTU.

IT'S TURNING MORE PEOPLE INTO BABIES.

RRR!

I CAN'T DO THIS!

I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF A WHOLE ISLAND OF BABIES.

WHEE! HEE HEE!

JUMBA, I TOLD YOU NOT TO--HEY!

YOU FOUND THE RECIPE TO MAKE EVERYONE THEIR NORMAL AGE AGAIN.

BUT...HOW'D YOU FIX THE COMPUTER?

HEE HEE! EVIL GENIUS CHILD PRODIGY!

OK. ONE CUP OF MILK, 3 MASHED BANANAS,

2 TEASPOONS APPLE SAUCE,

AND WHAT?

A DOLLOP OF 100% KONA COFFEE?

BUT YOU'VE GOTTA BE AN ADULT TO BUY THAT.

OK, EVERYONE JUST PLEASE BEHAVE

FOR, LIKE, 5 MINUTES.

ALL WE NEED IS SOME 100% KONA COFFEE

TO GET EVERYONE BACK TO NORMAL.

HERE WE GO.

EXCUSE ME.

COULD YOU BUY ME SOME 100% KONA COFFEE?

I'VE GOT THE MONEY FOR IT.

SORRY, KID.

YOU HAVE TO BE 21 TO BUY THE HARD STUFF.

UM, I KNOW.

IT'S JUST...I LEFT MY I.D. AT HOME.

AND I'VE GOT THESE 4 BABIES.

HONEY, LET'S JUST GO.

[BOTH CRYING]

HUH?

HEY!

AFTER 'EM!

HUH? MROW!

MAK, MAK, MAK, MAK!

[CRIES]

AH-AH.

BABY PRODIGY HAS A PLAN.

HEE HEE HEE!

UNH!

AAH!

BLAH!

MINE!

MINE! MINE!

MINE! MINE!

BE CAREFUL, LITTLE GOO-GOO.

DON'T HURT THE POOR, INNOCENT SLIDE.

OOH!

ARE YOU OK?

YEAH. EEH!

JUMBA, I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU INVENTED

A BABY FIRE CAPTURE, DID YOU?

JUMBA?

OH, NO!

I FORGOT THE BABIES!

TOO MANY PEOPLES.

MUST CLEAR ROOM SOMEHOW.

OOPS!

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

AAH!

AHA!

YIPPEE-DEE-DO! HEE HEE HEE!

STITCH! CATCH!

WHOO!

AAH!

AW. LITTLE GOO-GOO'S WORN HIMSELF OUT.

YES, HE HAS.

TIME FOR NAPPY-WAPPIES.

ROCK-A-HULA, BABY!

LITTLE GIRL!

YOU'RE BACK TO NORMAL!

YES. WE OBTAINED FINAL INGREDIENT FOR BABY CURE RECIPE.

MADE BIG BATCH.

YEAH! AND IT WAS SO TASTY, I HAD SECONDS.

BOY, DO I FEEL GREAT,

AWAKE, STRONG, AND ENERGETIC!

BUT NOT JITTERY AT ALL! NO, NO, NO!

WOW! IS THAT THE TIME ALREADY?

REMEMBER HOW TO USE THIS?

UNH!

YOU'RE BACK!

THANK GOODNESS I'M THE LITTLE SISTER AGAIN.

BEING RESPONSIBLE IS HARD.

[CHUCKLES] YEAH.

BUT IT CAN BE PRETTY SATISFYING

WHEN YOU RAISE A GOOD KID.

I AM PRETTY GOOD, HUH?

YEP. IN FACT, I WANNA REWARD YOU

FOR BEING BABY-SITTER FOR A DAY.

LET'S GO SEE SOME SLUDGE MUMMIES!

ATTACK OF THE BONES?

REALLY?

YEAH. I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE A KID.

NOW I REMEMBER.

WHEN YOU'VE GOTTA SEE A SCARY MOVIE,

YOU GOTTA SEE A SCARY MOVIE.

BUT WE'RE NOT TAKING THAT THING WITH US.

SO DO YOUR FINDING ITS ONE REAL PLACE

OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO,

AND LET'S GET GOING.

LET'S SEE HERE.

WHAT'S THE ONE PLACE

WHERE BEING REALLY YOUNG IS A GOOD THING?

Both: PUPPIES AT THE POUND!

MEET YOU AT THE MOVIES LATER!

WHY THE POUND?

DON'T ASK ME. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE

IS HOW WIDE I CAN OPEN MY EYE.

LOOK AT IT! IT'S PRETTY GOOD, HUH?

THAT'S, LIKE, SO INCREDIBLY OPEN.

I BET I COULD SEE THROUGH SOLID LEAD.

OLD MR. PATTERSON HAS BEEN WAITING

FOR SOMEONE TO ADOPT HIM FOR MONTHS.

I'M AFRAID HIS TIME HERE IS JUST ABOUT UP.

WE CAN FIX THAT.

[BARKS]

OOH! AH-CHEE KAPA! AH-CHEE KAPA!

MOMMY, LOOK AT THIS ONE!

I WANT THIS ONE!

[BABY CRYING]

HELLO, BABY HOTLINE? YEAH, HI.

HOW DO YOU BURP A LARGE, SHARK-LIKE ALIEN BABY?

NO, THIS ISN'T A JOKE.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DON'T HANG UP!

BLITSNAK.