Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA!

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HA HA HA!

AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

[RUMBLING]

THESE DRIED FLAKES OF CORN

ARE PART OF A COMPLETE BREAKFAST.

AND ACCORDING TO THE BOX,

THEY'RE HEALTHY FOR YOUR COLON.

FASCINATING.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT SUGAR ON IT.

OW! BOOBOPA!

GRANULATED CARBOHYDRATES FOR FLAVOR.

GRR--RRR--RAH.

NO MILK?!

STITCH CAN GET MILK.

RIGHT, STITCH?

MOO.

[WHISTLING]

MMM. WARM BOVINE BY-PRODUCT.

HEE HEE HEE HEE.

IT'S TICKLING MY EARDRUMS

WITH EACH WHIMSICAL POP.

YEAH, I'VE TRULY MASTERED THE ART

OF THE EARTH BREAKFAST.

[GULP] AHH.

[WHISPERING] Why is he eating it with a fork?

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE HERE.

DIJON... MAUI ONION--

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YOU KNOW, THIS MAY BE THE PERFECT SANDWICH.

CAN YOU DO ANYTHING AT ALL

BESIDES MAKE SANDWICHES?!

OF COURSE. I SLICE 'EM. I EAT 'EM.

AW, BLITSNAK, WE'RE OUT OF BREAD.

RRRR.

[BEEPING]

Computer: EXPERIMENT 222 ACTIVATED.

OUTSTANDING.

HEY. YOU'RE GOIN' OUT?

DO ME A FAVOR.

PICK UP SOME GROCERIES WHILE YOU'RE OUT, WOULD YOU?

I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK AROUND HERE.

VROOM! VROOM!

THE BIG GIRL, NUI KAKAMAHINI,

CUTS AROUND THE ROCK, OVER WAVES,

BUT THEN SHE SPIES HER NEMESIS,

THE GIANT MAN-EATING SHARK!

MAN-EATING SHARK!

Stitch: ROWWWR.

ROWWWR!

ROWWWR!

ROWWWR! ROWWWR!

NOT VAN-EATING!

MAN-EATING!

OHH.

WHOA!

[CRASH] AAH!

AAH!

STITCH!

[STITCH YELPS]

NANI, DAVID, HELP!

AAH!

[ENGINE STOPS]

LILO, WHAT DID YOU DO?

I THINK THIS ONE'S BROKE.

YOU SHOULD TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOUR EQUIPMENT.

I COULD HAVE GOT HURT.

[ENGINE STARTS] AAH!

OOH!

ROWWWR! ROWWWR!

GIBALA!

THIS IS GOING TO NEED REPAIRS.

BUT WE STILL HAVE ONE GOOD ONE.

I WANNA GO WAVE RIDING, TOO.

CAN I COME? PLEASE?

NOT UNTIL YOU'RE BIGGER,

AND NOT UNTIL YOU LEARN TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.

BUT I DON'T GET INTO TROUBLE.

TROUBLE GETS INTO ME.

WE'LL TALK LATER AT HOME.

HEY, WHERE'S MY VAN?

UH...BYE-BYE.

I'M NOT TOO LITTLE. Frog: RIBBIT.

EVERYONE ELSE IS TOO BIG.

OH, THE PAIN, THE TORMENT.

THE ACID REFLUX.

HELP ME.

Lilo: PLEAKLEY?

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

[SNIFFS] EWW!

WAH...STINKY!

WOW. YOU'RE COVERED IN PURPLE PIMPLES.

[BURPS]

AND MY EYE IS SWOLLEN.

AND I'M BURPING UNCONTROLLABLY.

NO PROBLEM.

WE'LL FIX YOU.

Lilo: OK, WE'RE READY!

READY?

[BURPS] READY FOR WHAT?

TO OPERATE.

CHOOKY BAAWAA VAA!

AAH!

HOLD STILL.

STITCH IS A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL.

AAH!

PROFESSIONAL MONSTER MAYBE!

[BURPS]

I'M GOING TO THE HEALTH CLINIC

WHERE THERE ARE REAL DOCTORS.

GROWN-UP DOCTORS!

EVERYONE THINKS I'M TOO SMALL.

YOU'RE TELLING ME PLEAKLEY IS COVERED IN PURPLE PIMPLES?

YEAH, AND HIS EYE WAS SWOLLEN, TOO,

LIKE A BIG GRAPEFRUIT.

YEAH, YEAH, STINKY!

PEH! IS NOTHING ABOUT TO WORRY,

UNLESS OF COURSE HE HAS UNCONTROLLABLE BURPING.

ALL THE TIME!

SHOW HIM, STITCH.

AHEM.

[BURPS]

HA HA!

THIS IS WORK OF EXPERIMENT 222.

IS DESIGNED TO BRING DOWN POPULAR PLANETARY LEADER.

LEADER GETS PIMPLY, SMELLY, POSITIVELY REVOLTING

AND ONCE LEADER IS REVOLTING,

THEN PEOPLE ARE REVOLTING, TOO!

HEH HEH HEH HA HA HA!

GENIUS, YES?

ARE WE GONNA GET SICK, TOO?

NOT A WORRY.

222 IS NOT CONTAGIOUS.

THERE IS ONLY ONE, AND IT'S INSIDE PLEAKLEY.

HO HO HO HO! SHOULDN'T LAUGH.

AND PLEAKLEY'S AT THE HEALTH CLINIC!

COME ON, STITCH!

OOH! HAGABAH, TOO?

I THINK YOU CAN LEAVE THAT HERE.

YES, MAY I--HELP?!

HELP YOU?

HAVE YOU ADMITTED ANYONE RECENTLY

WITH A SWOLLEN EYE, STINKY FEET,

PURPLE PIMPLES, AND A LOAF OF BREAD?

UH, HAH. WRONG LIST.

UNCONTROLLABLE BURPING?

NO ONE FITTING THAT DESCRIPTION HAS BEEN ADMITTED, SIR.

HMM.

THOSE ARE FOR THE CHILDREN!

HMM.

CHERRY?!

I HATE CHERRY!

GOT YOU. HA HA HA.

NURSE! [BURPS]

YOU GOTTA HELP ME!

TAKE A NUMBER.

THEY'RE FREE?

MMM, FASCINATING.

Nurse: NUMBER 4. TICKET NUMBER 4.

[BURPS]

[SIGHS]

Nurse: NUMBER 4. NUMBER 4?

[PLEAKLEY BURPS]

Nurse: NUMBER 4.

Nurse: ACUTE SUNBURN? FOLLOW ME.

HEY, I WAS HERE FIRST!

MY FREE NUMBER.

[GROWLS]

GANTU!

HUH? [MUTTERS]

AAH!

OHH, AAH!

HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND HIM HERE?

IT'S FULL OF SICK PEOPLE.

[SNIFFS] OHH, EW, WOW! BLECCH!

LILO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! RUN! [BURPS]

OH, NO! THE BIG STINKY HEAD!

YIPPIE KI YAY!

HUH?!

WHOA!

[SIGHS]

GREAT NEWS, PLEAKLEY.

YOU'RE NOT SICK!

[BURPS]

THANK GOODNESS!

YOU JUST HAVE A GENETIC EXPERIMENT INSIDE YOU

THAT WE HAVE TO GET OUT.

UN-THANK GOODNESS!

[GASPS]

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

LET'S BE RATIONAL HERE.

I THINK THAT THERE'S A WAY EVERYONE CAN BE HAPPY,

AND THAT'S IF WE JUST CALMLY...

RUN!

HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME HAPPY? HEY!

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

Nurse: AAH!

GET OUT OF MY WAY! AAH!

Lilo: GIVE HIM THE LAUGHING GAS!

Pleakley: BUT HE CAN LAST TILL HE PASSES OUT!

WHO CARES?!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

EH...HMM.

Dr. Jumba: OKEY-DOKEY,

IS SIMPLE PLAN.

I USE REDUCER RAY TO SHRINK 626

TO MICROSCOPIC TEENY-TINY SIZE,

THEN PILOT X-BUGGY INSIDE PLEAKLEY AND CAPTURE 222.

HEY, HOW'D YOU GET THE BUGGY IN HERE?

OH, SIMPLE. COUPLE THE-- IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS--

THAT I DRIVE!

VROOM! VROOM!

YOU MAKE JOKE!

THIS IS NOT JOB FOR TOO LITTLE GIRL.

LALAPULA!

ICKY BUBBLE!

LILO DRIVES.

YAY!

OH, YOU'RE GONNA LET THE LITTLE GIRL

DRIVE AROUND MY INSIDES?!

WHAT COULD I DO?

THERE IS NO ARGUING WITH ICKY BUBBLE.

HMM?

OK, WE ARE HOLDING ONTO HATS AND GLASSES?

BENDING OVER FOR TAKING SHOT, PLEASE.

THIS OF COURSE ISN'T GONNA HURT? [BURPS] RIGHT?

HURT? NAH.

NOT A WORRY.

WILL NOT BE HURTING A BIT.

WOW!

YOU SAID IT WOULDN'T HURT!

IS NOT HURTING ME.

Stitch: WHOA! Lilo: AAH!

Dr. Jumba: HELLO? EVERYBODY STILL LIVING?

OOGA NAGA.

COOL.

WE'RE IN BLOOD.

OOZY, DRIPPY, GUSHY BLOOD.

OK, WE GET THE IDEA.

[BURPS]

BEFORE I'M FORGETTING,

IS ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING.

SHRINKING EFFECT IS ONLY--[STATIC]

ABBALUCHA!

Lilo: IT'S 222!

[222 GIGGLES]

HEE HEE HEE HEE!

[GIGGLES]

Dr. Jumba: AS I WAS SAYING, SHRINKING IS ONLY--

AAH! SOMETHING'S ATTACKING THE BUGGY!

Dr. Jumba: IS PROBABLY ONE OF PLEAKLEY'S ANTIBODIES.

IT'S BURNING US!

HEE HEE HEE. AH HA HA.

UH-OH.

I THINK YOU MADE HIM MAD.

Lilo: I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM 'EM!

KAKAMAHINI!

WHAT?!

BIG GIRL, WAVE RIDER.

RIGHT.

HOLD ON!

YEE-HAW!

HA HA HA HA HA!

WE CUT AROUND ROCKS,

OVER WAVES!

HMM.

BOOJAMAN.

HIGH 5!

HUH? HUH?

Dr. Jumba: NO, NO, NO, NO. GO BACK!

YOU'RE TOO CLOSE TO HEART!

YOU MUST FOR TO MAKE U-TURN!

I CAN'T MAKE FOR TO MAKE U-TURN!

Stitch: WHOO-HOO! Lilo: AAH!

MADE IT! THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Dr. Jumba: THAT'S NOT HEART I WAS WORRIED ABOUT.

PLEAKLEY'S SECOND HEART IS THAT ONE.

[GLASS AND ROOF SHATTER]

GANTU!

PLEASE TO BACK OFF.

HIGHLY DELICATE OPERATION IN PROGRESS.

HA HA HA HA HA!

IDIOT SCIENTIST!

[PUNCH] [GASPS]

UH, NOW, LOOKY HERE, GANTU,

I'M VERY, VERY ILL,

AND I MIGHT BE CONTAGIOUS.

WHAT YOU'VE GOT I WANT.

Lilo: READY?

1, 2...

GO!

AAH! AAH!

NO PROBLEM.

OH, OHH.

Lilo: JUMBA?

LITTLE GIRL,

SHRINKING ONLY LASTS FOR ONE HOUR.

YOU MUST NOT GROW BIG INSIDE OF PLEAKLEY.

JUMBA! WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

LITTLE GIRL!

626, ARE YOU HEARING ME?

YOU MUST HURRY OR PLEAKLEY WILL EXPLODE!

Gantu: EXPERIMENT 222 IS MINE!

Computer: SEQUENCING FOR MOLECULAR TRANSPORT.

YOU KNOW, I REALLY SHOULDN'T TRAVEL MOLECULARLY.

I'M STILL FEVERISH.

I'M SURE YOU'LL FEEL BETTER

ONCE DR. HAMSTERVIEL HAS EXTRACTED 222.

EXTRACTED? THAT DOESN'T SOUND VERY COMFORTABLE.

Computer: SYSTEM CHARGING.

TRANSPORT IN 3 MINUTES.

Lilo: I THINK HE CAME IN HERE.

DIGESTION CITY.

THIS MUST BE HIS STOMACH.

EW, THOSE CORN FLAKES LOOK BETTER IN THE BOWL.

LOOK!

[BREATHING]

Lilo: WOW! LUNG TREES!

LOOK!

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE.

WHOA!

HE'S GOING FOR THE EYEBALL!

[GASPS]

OW! HURTING!

POKING-IN-THE-EYE STUFF! NOT GOOD!

Computer: TRANSPORT IN 2 MINUTES.

WE'VE GOT HIM CORNERED.

OOHGABBA GA CHOO CHOO!

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

HEY, NO FAIR!

Lilo: OH, MAN!

HE'S TEARING US APART!

HAJAGABA! YA!

THIS ONE IS VERY TRICKY.

OOH! LOOK OUTA!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DE-MOLECULED?

I HEAR IT'S QUITE UNPLEASANT.

THE BIG DUMMY'S GOT PLEAKLEY!

Computer: TRANSPORT IN 60 SECONDS.

Lilo: WE'VE GOTTA RESCUE HIM SOMEHOW.

OH, TOO LITTLE.

THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.

WE'RE JUST LITTLE ENOUGH.

Lilo: PLEAKLEY'S BRAIN.

HA HA HA. AND I THOUGHT WE WERE SMALL.

HA HA HA. PEANUT!

Computer: INITIATING TRANSPORT.

ANY LAST WORDS?

HYAH!

HYAH!

Computer: TRANSPORT CANCELED.

HEY!

LOOK AT ME!

I'M CLIMBING UP THE WALL!

I'M AMAZING!

I AM TOTALLY KICKING YOUR BUTT!

I'M TAKING OUT THE GARBAGE

AND TOSSING IT TO THE CURB!

OH, YEAH!

WHO'S THE BIG DOG NOW?!

OOH.

I AM SO SORRY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.

I WOULD NEVER CHALLENGE YOU PHYSICALLY.

BE QUIET.

I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOU NOW.

SO YOU ARE THINKING!

Pleakley: JUMBA, MY HERO!

NOW IS MY TURN FOR SQUISHING.

Pleakley: ALMOST GOT HIM.

NO, NOW HE'S OVER THERE.

OH, HE MOVED AGAIN.

HE'S FAST FOR A LITTLE GUY.

HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

AH, EASIER TO PUT IN JAR.

BUT--WHY, YOU! PUT ME BACK!

GET ME BACK! WHAT--DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

I AM THE FORMER CAPTAIN OF THE GALACTIC ARMADA, BLITSNAK!

[BEEP BEEP]

OH, NO. HOUR IS ALMOST UP.

LITTLE GIRL! 626!

SHRINKING ABOUT TO WEAR OFF!

MUST LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

OR PLEAKLEY IS KA-BLOOEY!

STITCH, COULD YOU DIRECT US

TO THE NEAREST EXIT, PLEASE?

LEFT EAR!

Lilo: THAT'S WHERE 222 IS HEADED, TOO!

THEY'RE GOING TO UN-SHRINK?

INSIDE OF ME?

KA-BLOOEY?!

DO SOMETHING!

COULD BE MESSY. I WILL GET BIG TOWEL.

Lilo: IT'S LIKE EARWAX CANYON IN HERE.

STICKY! HA HA!

UH-OH.

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

LET'S TRY THIS BUTTON.

BLAH HA HA! HA HA HA HA! [BLOWS RASPBERRY]

[TIRES SCREECH]

WHY...WON'T...HE...

HOLD...STILL?!

[SQUISH]

NOW WHERE'D HE GO?

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE--

YIKES!

HURRY!

OH, GREAT.

NOW WE'RE TOO BIG.

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

THEY ARE HEADING FOR MOUTH, BUT IS NO TIME!

THEY HAVE ALREADY STARTED GROWING!

STIMULATE GLOTTIS!

DON'T YOU STIMULATE ANYTHING IN THERE!

[HICCUPS]

HEY. I FEEL FUNNY.

LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO POP?

NO. LIKE I'M GOING TO...

[BURPS AND HICCUPS]

WE MADE IT!

[STOMACH GURGLES]

HEY! I'M ALL BETTER!

LET'S HIT ROAD BEFORE HE GROWS BACK TO STOMPING SIZE.

GO AHEAD. I'LL CATCH UP.

HEY, WHATCHA DOING?

STITCH CHOPPED UP THE SOFA WITH A CHAIN SAW,

SO WE'RE FIXING IT.

[SIGHS]

OK, I'M SORRY I SAID YOU WERE TOO LITTLE

FOR WAVE RIDING,

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON THE FURNITURE.

OH, THAT'S NOT WHY WE CHOPPED IT UP.

BESIDES, SOMETIMES BEING LITTLE

IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET THINGS DONE.

OH! UH...OK.

LITTLE GIRL, WHERE IS 222?

I HAVE EXAMINED THE CONTAINER WITH A FINE-TOOTHED BRUSH. IT'S EMPTY.

DON'T WORRY.

I FOUND A GREAT PLACE FOR OUR LITTLE COUSIN.

AMAZING. YOU FINALLY CAUGHT AN EXPERIMENT.

I DIDN'T WANT TO CATCH IT LIKE THIS.

[BURPS]

OOH, THESE PIMPLES ITCH!

HOW COME YOU'RE NOT SICK?

CHICKEN SOUP SALAD SANDWICHES.

[MUNCH]

OHH. OOH.

CAN I HAVE ONE?

SORRY. OUT OF BREAD AGAIN.

I HATE THIS PLANET.