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TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

GANTU!

I'M SENDING EXPERIMENT 010 BACK TO YOU!

HE IS DRIVING ME BANANAS!

NO. PLEASE, I--

AND NO FISHY LITTLE WHINING

OR COMPLAINING OR MAKING WITH

THE "PLEASE, DON'T SEND IT BACK!"

BUT--VERY WELL.

YOU DO HAVE FISHY LIPS, YOU KNOW.

EEE!

[WHIRRING]

[COOS]

BLITSNAK! I THOUGHT WE'D SEEN THE LAST OF YOU.

GET OUT AND STAY OUT,

YOU MISERABLE NEEDLE-NOSED TROG!

[ROOSTER CROWS]

[VIDEO GAME ZAPPING] OH!

OHH.

HUH?

[HAMMERING]

THERE IS NO ESCAPE, STITCH.

HUH?

IT'S BATH TIME!

NOGA!

Lilo: STITCH! COME BACK!

[RECORD PLAYING BOOGIE WOOGIE MUSIC]

LILO, I'M HOME.

LILO!

NANI?

[NERVOUS LAUGH]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT THE WEREWOLF RECRUITER DRIVE

IN HONOLULU.

I JUST CAME HOME TO PACK.

AND IT'S A SEMINAR ON EXECUTIVE CAREERS

IN TOURISM.

THAT IS WHAT THE WEREWOLVES

WANT YOU TO THINK.

GRR!

I CAN'T BE A FIN AND SNORKEL RENTAL GIRL FOREVER.

THIS SEMINAR COULD BE MY STEP UP

TO SOMETHING REALLY GREAT.

LIKEPRESIDENT WEREWOLF?

[CHUCKLES] YEAH.

AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT--

CLEAN THIS MESS UP, AND KEEP IT CLEAN,

AND YOU MIGHT BE MY WOLF GIRL VICE-PRESIDENT.

BUT CLEANING IS A PAIN,

AND IT'S BORING.

YEAH. BORING.

I KNOW IT'S BORING, BUT--

BESIDES, JUMBA SAYS A LITTLE CLUTTER

KEEPS THE PLACE FEELING LIVED IN.

UHH!

JUMBA IS EVIL, REMEMBER?

NO WONDER THE PLACE ALWAYS GETS TRASHED

WHENEVER I LEAVE YOU ALONE WITH HIM

AND THAT WALKING NOODLE PLEAKLEY.

DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT A THING, NANI.

NOT...A...THING.

THIS "WALKING NOODLE" JUST HAPPENS TO BE

AN ABSOLUTE NEAT FREAK.

I'LL WHIP THESE TWO LITTLE MESSY-MAKERS INTO SHAPE.

I'LL MAKE 'EM MOP AND VACUUM

AND POLISH AND SCRUB

UNTIL THEIR SCRUBBERS ARE SORE.

JUST LIKE IF YOU WERE HERE TO NAG US YOURSELF.

WELL, OK.

BUT I WANT THIS PLACE SPOTLESS

WHEN I GET BACK. GOT IT?

[KISS]

SEE YOU TOMORROW.

OK, TROOPS,

LET'S GET OUT THE MOP AND BUCKET

AND HAVE SOME GOOD CLEAN FUN!

HEE HEE HEE!

GET IT? CLEAN?

AND WE'RE--HEY!

WHOO!

NANI'S GONE TILL TOMORROW!

VACATION!

LET'S GO PLAY BEACH MUMMY INVASION.

WHOA! HUH?

HOLD UP.

[GASPS]

WHAT'S HAPPENED TO OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACH?

SOMEONE BETTER CLEAN UP THIS MESS QUICK!

LOOKS LIKE BEACH MUMMIES WERE HERE ALREADY

AND TRASHED THE PLACE.

HA HA HA!

NAGA. NAGA!

CANNONBALL, I KNOW YOU LOVE MAKING GOOD WAVES,

BUT YOU'RE MESSING UP THE BEACH.

I MEAN, IT LOOKS GOOD TO ME,

BUT THE GROWNUPS WON'T LIKE IT.

YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN.

I'LL CLEAN UP THE BEACH.

NO, WAIT, I'LL TALK TO HIM.

YOU CLEAN UP THE BEACH.

OHH!

HA HA HA!

UGH.

HUH?

[SNIFFING]

ALOHA.

OK, CANNONBALL'S GOING TO TONE IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT.

HUH?

Lilo: WHAT'S THAT?

COUSIN.

IT'S SOME KIND OF SPIC AND SPAN RAIDER OR SOMETHING.

LET'S CATCH IT.

SHAMEEKO!

UHH! SPABOTA!

HIDE HIM!

MOSES IS BACK.

HUH?

OH, WEIRD!

Lilo: AND, UH, THAT'S HOW WE PUT LITTER

IN ITS PLACE.

LILO, DID YOU CLEAN UP

THIS WHOLE BEACH BY YOURSELF?

STITCH HELPED.

WE ALL ALWAYS LIKE TO CLEAN UP THE BEACH.

AND THEN, UH, SIT ON A PICNIC BASKET.

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

WELL, YOU DID AN EXCELLENT JOB.

IT SHOWS GREAT... [SPEAKING HAWAIIAN].

TAKING CARE OF THE BEACH.

THAT MEANS WE'RE LIKE GOOD DEED DOERS.

YOU TWO SHOULD COME BY HALEKAIONU.

FOR AN ICE CREAM REWARDING OUR GOOD DEED?

HEH HEH HEH.

NO, TO HELP WITH THE SPRING CLEANING.

BLAH!

SORRY, WE HAVE A FULL SCHEDULE

OF BASKET SITTING.

RIGHT, STITCH?

YEAH. BARK! BARK!

OK. WELL,MAHALO.

OHH!

THAT WAS CLOSE.

AAH!

LITTLE GIRL AND 626,

MEET EXPERIMENT 010.

I'M NAMING HIM FELIX BECAUSE ON TV

ALL NEAT FREAKS ARE NAMED FELIX.

ALOHA, NEAT FREAK.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM CLEANING UP THAT BEACH.

HE WAS ALL VOOM-VOOM-VOOM,

AND POOT-POOT-POOT, WITH HIS NOSE.

NOSE--HA--

IS NOT JUST RUDIMENTARY OLFACTORY DEVICE.

IS SOPHISTICATED BIOSYSTEM

OF TINY BRUSHES AND HORMONAL DETERGENTS.

010 HAS THREEFOLD DUTY.

ONE: AUTOMATICALLY TIDY UP ALL MESSES...

2: DIGEST PROCESS ALL GARBAGE AND TRASH...

AND 3: ANTISEPTICIZE AGAINST ALL UNHEALTHY GERMS

AND SOURCES OF FILTH.

SO HE'S HUNG UP ON DIRT, JUST LIKE NANI AND PLEAKLEY.

I HEARD THAT!

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME.

AAAAH!

MELE KALIKIMAKA!

ANOTHER MONSTER IN THE HOUSE?

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

I FORBID IT!

BUT FELIX IS JUST LIKE YOU.

YOU TWO WOULD PROBABLY GET ALONG GREAT.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

IT'S NOTHING BUT A WALKING SACK

OF JUMBA'S EVIL GENIUSNESS.

IT'S DANGEROUS!

JUMBA? HE'S NOT DANGEROUS.

IS HE?

IF I AM REMEMBERING CORRECTLY,

010 COULD NOT TELL DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN DIRT FOR CLEANING UP

AND UNBATHED EVIL GENIUS FOR LEAVING ALONE.

BUT I'M QUITE CERTAIN I FIXED THAT LOOOONG AGO.

YES, NOW LITTLE 010 IS SO GENTLE,

WOULD NOT HURT EVEN TINIEST EARTH FLY.

[SNIFFING]

GRR!

DIRTY.

UGH! 625!

WILTED LETTUCE. LUNCH MEAT WRAPPERS.

DON'T YOU EVER PUT AWAY--

NOT MY FAULT, FISH WIT.

YOU HAD A PERFECTLY GOOD MUTANT CLEANER

IN YOUR HAND, BUT YOU KICKED IT OUT.

IT WAS DRIVING ME BANANAS!

BUT I'M BEGINNING TO THINK I KICKED OUT

THE WRONG EXPERIMENT.

HEY, YOU AND ME BOTH. WHAT A STENCH!

SWEET SULPHUR GAS,

HOW I WISH I'D GET KICKED OUT OF HERE.

GRR.

I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE HERE, LILO.

I THOUGHT YOU AND YOUR DOG HAD

A FULL SCHEDULE OF BASKET SITTING.

WE FINISHED EARLY.

WELL, I THINK WE HAVE THE OUTSIDE UNDER CONTROL.

IF YOU WANT TO START INSIDE...

SOUNDS GOOD TO US.

Stitch: YEAH. BARK! BARK!

GREAT. THE WEIRD FACTOR IS HERE TO MESS UP

ALL OUR HARD WORK.

RIGHT?

WE ALREADY HAVE ONE NEAT FREAK

TOO MANY IN OUR HOUSE.

SO THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT THE ONE PLACE YOU BELONG.

BUT MAYBE YOU COULD BE THE JANITOR HERE.

AH!

FEELS GOOD TO GIVE BACK

TO THE COMMUNITY, HUH?

EHH.

NICE JOB, FELIX.

HMM.

[SNIFFING]

DIRTY.

[GASPS]

NO! BAD NEAT FREAK!

UHH!

THAT'S NOT TRASH. IT'S PRICELESS.

YOU CAN'T EAT IT!

Lilo: UHH! UHH! UHH!

AAH!

AAAH!

OH, NO.

EECH!

LILO!

OH, LILO.

I'M SORRY.

I GUESS I GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY.

YOU KNOW, WITH THE CLEANING.

OHH. THIS WAS OVER 100 YEARS OLD, LILO,

MADE BY QUEEN LILI'UOKALANI HERSELF.

I'M REALLY SORRY.

I THINK MAYBE YOU'VE HELPED OUT ENOUGH FOR TODAY.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH YOU?

[PLEAKLEY SOBBING]

[CRYING]

WHAT'S WRONG?

MY NEW KING SWEEPER 3000--

THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG!

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE ULTIMATE CLEANING MACHINE,

BUT LOOK.

CLICK, CLICK, CLICK.

NOTHING!

IT DOESN'T WORK AT ALL!

OH, ONLINE SHOPPING,

HOW COULD YOU FORSAKE ME SO?!

NEVER MIND. FELIX ALREADY CLEANED UP.

[GASPS]

WOW.

HEH HEH HEH.

HA HA HA.

HE'S GOOD.

GROUND-IN DIRT...

GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!

Pleakley: COFFEE STAINS...

EVEN INK SPOTS...

THIS LITTLE GUY'S EVEN MORE OBSESSIVELY, COMPULSIVELY,

ANNOYINGLY NEAT THAN I AM.

I HAVE FOUND MY SOUL MATE!

HE'S STAYING WITH US!

[SIGHS]

LAUNDRY PRESSED AND STARCHED.

LINOLEUM BUFFED TO A BLINDING POLISH.

[SIGHS] IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER.

Lilo: PLEAKLEY, YOUR "SOUL MATE"

JUST THREW OUT MY COLLECTION OF SEA SHELLS

THAT LOOK LIKE PRESIDENTS!

SALTY SEA JUNK? WHO CARES?

AND IT CHUCKED OUT STITCH'S BED.

WORM-EATEN PINEAPPLE CRATE? SO WHAT?

I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON CURE

FOR PESKY EARTH VIRUSES.

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PETRI DISH CULTURES?

CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD?

BETTER OFF WITHOUT IT!

DIRTY.

TRASHY OLD SEWING MACHINE,

WHO NEEDS IT?

YEAH! JUST A HEAP OF SCRAP METAL--

WAIT!

THAT'S NOT TRASH, IT'S RETRO.

IT'S RETROOOOOO!

[GULP]

[CLATTERING]

OHH!

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

IT HAD AN ORIGINAL 1930s BOBBIN!

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS,

BUT THERE'S SUCH A THING AS TOO CLEAN!

WHOA.

FELIX OUT-PLEAKLEYED PLEAKLEY.

[SLAM]

OHH! HEY, NOW!

OPEN UP THAT DOOR!

DON'T MAKE ME COUNT TO 3!

[HAMMERING] 1...

2...

UH-OH.

[HAMMERING]

AH-OH. I'M JUST REMEMERING,

I DID NOT FIX FLAW IN 010's PROGRAMMING.

GREAT.

NOW YOU REMEMBER.

SO WHAT WAS THE FLAW?

LOGIC PROBLEM IN 010's THIRD FUNCTION.

ANTISEPTICIZE AGAINST ALL UNHEALTHY GERMS

AND SOURCES OF FILTH,

WHICH IS WHAT HE SEES US AS--

FILTHY, HUGE GERMS TO ANTISEPTICIZE.

THAT'S SOMETHING LIKE TAKING A BATH, RIGHT?

YES, LIKE TAKING A BATH.

THE LAST BATH YOU'LL EVER TAKE!

[GASPS]

HUH?

DIRTY! DIRTY! DIRTY!

[FELIX'S NOSE FIRING]

JUMBA! LILO!

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?!

Jumba: WE ARE RUNNING FOR LIVES!

Lilo: HURRY,

BEFORE FELIX ANTISEPTICIZES US!

Felix: DIRTY!

AAH!

OOH! AAH! OOH!

DANG.

WAAAH!

[FELIX FIRING]

OHH.

WAAAH!

AND NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE REPROGRAMMING

I SHOULD HAVE DONE YEARS AGO.

[ROOSTER CROWING]

I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE REPROGRAMMING

THE LITTLE FELLA IS A BIT TOO MUCH.

AFTER ALL, CLEANLINESSIS NEXT TO PLEAKLEYNESS.

HEY, EVEN YOU SAID FELIX WAS TOO CLEAN.

YEAH, BUT HE DID DISINFECT ALL THE SILVERWARE.

THAT'S GOOD.

AND HE NEARLY SANITIZED US TO KINGDOM COME.

THAT'S BAD!

YOU'RE SO PICKY.

WELL, DID IT WORK?

ALL I CAN SAY IS, IT BETTER HAVE.

THAT WAS MY LAST PAIR OF RUBBER GLOVES.

AHEM.

PRESENTING 010.2, THE UPGRADE.

REVERSED POLARITY,

SO IS NO LONGER OBSESSIVELY NEAT.

WELL, LET'S TRY HIM OUT.

Pleakley: OHH...

WHAT PRICE SCIENCE?

Jumba: YES, SEE?

NO REACTION AT ALL TO BIG MESS-MAKING.

HEH HEH HEH!

OHH!

[INHALES]

Lilo: HEY, WHAT'S HE DOING?

I'M EVIL GENIUS, NOT FORTUNE TELLER.

[ALL COUGHING]

NOW FELIX IS AN OSCAR.

A TOTAL DIRT FREAK!

DIRTY! DIRTY! DIRTY!

INTERESTING.

PERHAPS I REVERSED POLARITIES TINIEST BIT TOO MUCH.

GEE, YOU THINK?

[RING]

HELLO?

HEY, KIDDO.

NANI?

HOW'S HONOLULU?

OH, YOU WERE RIGHT, LILO. I SHOULD HAVE GONE

TO THE WEREWOLF RECRUITERS INSTEAD.

EXECUTIVE CAREERS SOUND SO BORING.

I'M COMING HOME EARLY.

HOW EARLY?

I'M AT THE AIRPORT RIGHT NOW.

I SHOULD BE HOME IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

[HORN HONKS]

OH, MAKE THAT 15 MINUTES. THERE'S MY RIDE.

LILO! OHH.

COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!

WE'VE GOTTA GET THIS PLACE CLEANED UP!

CAN YOU MAKE FELIX INTO A NEAT FREAK AGAIN?

YES.

BUT WOULD NEED 16 MINUTES.

GO GET YOUR KING SWEEPER 3000!

WE'VE GOT NO TIME!

OH, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THINGS MESSY.

NOT THIS MESSY.

IT'S LIKE TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING.

WELL, IT'S TOO LATE TO START APPRECIATING

MY TIDINESS NOW.

YOU WANT CLEAN, CLEAN IT YOURSELF.

OHH.

[GLASSES AND CANS RATTLING]

Nani: LILO, I'M HOME!

[GASPS]

HEY, THE PLACE DOESN'T LOOK TOO BAD.

THERE'S A LAYER OF GRIME ON EVERYTHING,

BUT I GUESS I CAN'T EXPECT YOU TO BE TOO CLEAN.

BESIDES, IT GIVES THE HOUSE THAT NICE LIVED-IN FEEL.

OH, IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.

YEP, I THINK THEY LEARNED A LITTLE LESSON

ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING CLEAN.

BUT JUST CLEAN ENOUGH,

NOT OBSESSIVELY, DANGEROUSLY,

SCARY CLEAN, LIKE SOME PEOPLE.

WHAT ARE YOU, AN AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL?

SPEAKING OF CLEAN,

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH FELIX,

WHO ISN'T SO CLEAN ANYMORE?

HMM. I GABBA PATOOTA.

THERE!

FINALLY GOT THE PLACE CLEAN.

625: UH-UH-UH. YOU MISSED A SPOT.

THE ENTIRE KITCHEN.

[SIGHS]

SAY...

EXPERIMENT 010! YOU'RE BACK!

WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE LET YOU GO!

Gantu: 625, LOOK, IT'S--

HEY, WHAT'S HE DOING?

625: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.

Gantu: AAAAH!