Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA!

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HA HA HA!

AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

AAH!

LILO, I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING BUGS

IN THE HOUSE.

THESE AREN'T BUGS. THEY'RE SLUGS.

THAT'S A SNAIL WITHOUT A HOME.

THEIR ONLY HOPE OF SURVIVAL IS TO JOIN THE CIRCUS.

[TV PLAYING ROMANTIC MUSIC]

WHAT'RE YOU WATCHING?

AMERICA'S GUSHIEST HOME LOVE STORIES.

LOVE-CRAZED EARTHLINGS SEND IN HOMEMADE VIDEO DOCUMENTATION

OF THEIR ABSURD COURTSHIP RITUALS.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY FASCINATING.

BLAH. LOVE ICKY.

AW, COME ON, STITCH. YOU GOT TO BELIEVE IN LOVE.

LILO'S RIGHT. JUST YOU WAIT.

SOMEDAY, YOU'LL FIND ANOTHER LITTLE MONSTER

WHO SHARES YOUR LIKES AND DISLIKES.

WHO FINDS ALL YOUR LITTLE QUIRKS JUST OH, SO ADORABLE.

AW, CATSAKA.

COME ON. WE GOT TO GO GET MORE STUFF FOR OUR SLUG CIRCUS.

WE NEED SOMETHING FOR A SHADY CIRCUS TOP.

THE SUN MAKES SLUGS CRANKY.

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

AND SPEAKING OF CRANKY...

THERE'S MR. CRANKY HEAD HIMSELF.

THERE'S NO USE HIDING.

WHEN IT COMES TO HUNTING ABOMINATIONS,

GANTU NEVER LOSES.

625: EXCEPT WHEN YOU LOSE,

WHICH HAPPENS TO BE MOST OF THE TIME.

COUSIN HAGATA?

YEP. THERE'S GOT TO BE AN EXPERIMENT AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

YOU FIND IT. I'LL DEAL WITH THE BIG DUMMY.

AAH! OOH!

[MOANS]

HUH? OOH. GRR.

HEY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY EXCUSE ME!

[THUDDING]

[STAMMERING]

[HORN HONKING]

HAVE A NICE TRIP!

[CHUCKLING]

EVERYTHING EXACTLY ACCORDING TO PLAN.

OW.

HMM?

GOOCHA!

GOOCHA.

HEH. GULP.

OH. UH, HAO.

STITCH!

WHAT'S THE MATTER? SHE'S A NASTY ONE.

GRAB HER BEFORE SHE EATS US.

NAGA. SHE BOOKELY DA BUJEE BOO.

[PURRS]

SHE'S NO BUJEE BOO. SHE'S ONE OF JUMBA'S EVIL EXPERIMENTS.

OH, NAGA. SHE BOOKELY DA BUJEE BOO.

HMM.

HA HA HA. [SNIFFS]

HMM?

OH! EXCUSE ME.

HMM.

DA BUJEE BOO!

[FILM ROLLING]

Pleakley: THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!

NOW, MOVE IN FOR THE KISS.

FEEL IT.

DON'T LOOK AT THE CAMERA.

KEEP EMOTING.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M MAKING MY VERY OWN VIDEO

TO SEND TO AMERICA'S GUSHIEST HOME LOVE STORIES.

LET'S SEE. I'VE GOT MY VOCAL PROJECTION ENHANCER,

DIRECTORIAL SKULL PROTECTOR,

COMBINATION SCENE MARKER AND FINGER CRUSHER...

AAH!

AND, UH, WELL... I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS THINGY DOES,

BUT IT DOES MAKE AN ATTRACTIVE ACCESSORY.

AND THESE 2 ARE A FASCINATING SUBJECT.

GRR!

THAT'S NOT A VIDEO CAMERA.

IT'S AN ANTIQUE, AND IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY FILM IN IT.

I KNEW THAT! I WAS JUST, UH, PRACTICING.

I'LL BET JUMBA HAS A VIDEO CAMERA

I COULD USE FOR THE REAL SHOOTING.

LET'S FIND OUT.

I WANTED TO ASK HIM ABOUT THIS LITTLE "ANGEL."

Jumba: HERE. JUMBA'S EVIL GENIUS CAMERA

IS FULLY DIGITAL, BAZILLION MEGA-PIXEL,

SUPER ZOOMING BOOYA IMAGE SNAGAFIER,

WITH BUILT IN CALORIE COUNTER.

I CAN'T WAIT TO START SHOOTING.

SO, STITCH HAS FOUND FEMALE EXPERIMENT, YOU SAY?

YEP. IT'S THIS ONE.

STITCH REALLY LIKES HER, BUT I THINK SHE'S EVIL.

[GASPS] EXPERIMENT 624!

OH, NO! SHE'S DESIGNED--

624: JUMBA!

d AHCOOTA CHOONUTRO d

d DEGATAH NO MOOTAH d

d NAGA TONALA d

d EETRUMA TADRUTAH d

HEH HEH HEH.

OH, 624, YOU ARE LITTLE DICKENS, YOU ARE.

JUMBA...

WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY?

HUH? SAY? ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT HER.

YOU SAID, "OH, NO!"

I WAS SAYING...

OH, NO... PROBLEM.

624 IS HARMLESS EARLY EXPERIMENT,

DESIGNED TO, UH...

POP POPCORN FOR JUMBA'S MOVIE NIGHT.

HA!

BUT NOW, I'M THINKING

SHE'S PERFECT BUJEE BOO MATERIAL FOR 626.

DA BUJEE BOO!

COME ON, STITCH.

I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP WITH THE SLUG CIRCUS.

[SIGHS]

SO, YOU WANT TO KNOW LOCATIONS

OF ALL EVIL GENIUS EXPERIMENTS TURNED GOOD?

HEH HEH. INFORMATION IS RIGHT HERE.

MY EXPERIMENTS TURNED TO EVIL AGAIN.

HEE HEE HEE. ME TURN TO EVIL AGAIN.

THAT'S GOOD! I MEAN, BAD.

[CHUCKLING]

Lilo: ALL RIGHT, GUYS. WE'RE ALMOST READY FOR REHEARSAL.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO LIMBER UP.

[DOOR OPENS]

[YAWNS]

OOH GAH FOBO.

AAH.

[YAWNS]

UH, SLEEPY.

OHH.

GRR.

STITCH AND I SLEEP UPSTAIRS.

YOU GET YOUR VERY OWN BED HERE,

NEXT TO THE DRYER.

AND AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS POSSIBLE.

[GIGGLES]

HELLO, HOT CAKES.

I THOUGHT YOU WENT THE WHOLE

"CAPTURED BY THE LITTLE GIRL AND TURNED TO GOOD" ROUTE.

HA! SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW.

SHE'S RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

ON SCHEDULE?

YOU MEAN, YOU ACTUALLY PLANNED ALL THIS?

THE WHOLE CHASE, LOSING THE EXPERIMENT,

YOU SLIPPING ON THE COCONUTS

AND FALLING ON YOUR KEISTER? ALL OF IT?

WELL, THE KEISTER PART WAS, UH, IMPROVISED.

ALL IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN.

THE TROG'S HOUSEHOLD IS INFILTRATED,

AND JUMBA'S DATABASE COMPROMISED.

CONTACT WITH THE OTHER REPURPOSED EXPERIMENTS BEGINS TOMORROW.

[PURRING]

GOOD MORNING, ANGEL.

AH CADDER BABA?

AHH! [PURRS]

d CHOONUTRO d

d DEGATAH d

d NO MOOTAH d

d NAGA TONALA d

d EETRUMA d

d TADRUTAH d

EEGALA COO.

OH. NICE PIPES.

[SQUEALS]

[SPLAT]

[SIGHS]

ANGEL...

ANGEL!

OUR FIRST CONFLICT.

SHE SLAMS THE DOOR AND LEAVES WITHOUT A WORD.

HE FOLLOWS, HIS FAITH UNBROKEN.

I GOTTA GET THIS STUFF!

[SIGHS]

[HUMMING]

HUH?

d AHCOOTA CHOONUTRO d

d DEGATAH NO MOOTAH d

GRR!

AH HA HA HA HA!

THE SPURNED SUITOR, DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION.

LOVE IT!

Stitch: HMM? SLUSHY?

C-COFFEE BREAK. T-TAKE 5.

TADA!

ANGEL?

WHAA!

RICHTER!

IN A WORLD OF PATHOS AND PAIN,

ONE LITTLE MONSTER REFUSED TO GIVE UP ON LOVE.

Man: HEIGH, HEIGH, HEIGH!

HUH? KIXX!

GRR!

GRR. MIGAH NALACRISTAH!

Kixx: AAH!

OK. THIS SCENE'S PLAYING A LITTLE HEAVY.

HUH?

[GROANING]

Pleakley: STILL, OUR HERO PURSUES HER,

THOUGH SHE TREATS HIM LIKE A LOSER,

A FLOP, A BUFFOON.

A PATHETIC--

GRR!

OK, OK. NO NEED TO GET HUFFY.

THIS JUST ISN'T AS MUCH FUN WITHOUT STITCH.

DAVID SAYS CANNED RAVIOLI IS THE BEST CURE FOR REJECTION.

LILO, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO WATCH

THE RAW FOOTAGE OF MY DOCUMENTARY MASTERPIECE.

YOU KNOW, OF COURSE, THAT A SINGLE ORBITING SATELLITE

SYMBOLIZES OBSESSIVE LOVE.

WE ALL KNOW THAT.

WAIT! GO BACK!

I KNOW. I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF MY GENIUS, EITHER.

FRANCIS FORD PLEAKLEY.

NO. WHAT'S THAT ON HER COLLAR?

Lilo, reading: ...

555-019-829-3434- 5336-5882. HMM.

[DIALING]

[RINGING]

Hamstaviel: HELLO?

WHO IS CALLING ME WITH A CALL?

OH, NO!

STOP WITH ALL THE NOT ANSWERING ME!

HAMSTAVIEL!

JUMBA!

ANGEL'S NOT HARMLESS AT ALL!

SHE'S... [GASPS]

EVIL. I KNOW.

AND SHE HAS RETURNED ME TO EVIL, AS WELL.

AND, BOY, AM I HAVING FUN!

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

I KNEW THAT ANGEL WAS NO ANGEL.

ANGEL!

ANGEL?

[SIGHS] HMM?

d AHCOOTA d

d CHOONUTRO d

d DEGATAH NO MOOTAH d

d NAGA TONALA d

d EETRUMA TADRUTAH d

OH, COUSIN...

BAD MOVE COMING HERE.

ANGEL!

YOU WEREN'T INVITED TO THIS PARTY, 626.

BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, I'M SURE YOUR HOST WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

HELLO, YOU FORMERLY GOODY DO-GOODER EXPERIMENTS, YOU.

I SAID FORMERLY, BECAUSE, THANKS TO THE WORK OF EXPERIMENT 624,

WHICH GANTU MIRACULOUSLY CAPTURED LAST TUESDAY,

YOU ARE ALL NOW EVIL, AND WILL SOON HELP ME

WREAK HAVOC ON THIS STINKING GALACTIC EMPIRE!

[ALL LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

QUICK, JUMBA, HOW DOES EXPERIMENT 624 WORK?

SIMPLE. IS PROGRAMMED WITH SPECIAL MUSICAL

NEURO-LINGUISTIC BEHAVIORAL MODIFICATION TRIGGER.

ENGLISH, PLEASE.

SHE SINGS HER LITTLE SONG, POOF. YOU'RE EVIL.

IS TRICKY GENIUS, NO?

IS THERE AN ANTIDOTE TO THE TURNING EVIL PART?

OF COURSE. BUT ALSO, I'M NOT TELLING,

BECAUSE I'M BACK TO EVIL.

EVIL AND...SLOW.

OHH! MINE, MINE, MINE! OH!

[CRASH]

AND CLUMSY.

Jumba: OPENING DOOR.

I KNEW IT!

"TO REVERSE EVIL EFFECTS, SIMPLY CHANT EVIL SONG... BACKWARDS?"

OPEN DOOR, OR I AM OBLITERATING YOU,

AND ENTIRE RIDICULOUSOHANA.

Computer: d NOSS TAMUNDAH d

d SPA DEENAH d

d TENUSHTAH SPOO d

AH, LITTLE GIRL.

HELLO. IS NICE MUUMUU YOU'RE WEARING THIS EVENING.

COME ON. WE GOT TO FIND STITCH.

THIS IS SO EXCITING!

CAREENING TOWARDS OUR THRILLING CLIMAX!

IS STITCH GOING TO BE TURNED EVIL, TOO?

NO. 625 AND 626 BUILT AFTER 624.

HER SPELL'S NOT WORKING ON THEM.

THEY'RE IMMUNE TO HER SIRENY SONG.

MMM. SAD STORY. AIN'T IT, CUZ?

HER SPELL DOESN'T WORK ON US,

BUT WE FELL FOR HER, JUST THE SAME.

[SIGHS]

I GUESS SHE'S JUST INCAPABLE

OF TENDER FEELINGS FOR THE LIKES OF US.

YEAH.

Computer: LAUNCHING IN ONE MINUTE.

59, 58...

[RUMBLING]

I'M KNOWING THAT NOISE.

IS NOISE OF SPACESHIP ROCKETS,

CHARGING UP FOR TAKE-OFF.

WOW! SPECIAL EFFECTS!

REAL LIVE MOVIE MAGIC!

LILO...

[GASPS]

STITCH! I WAS RIGHT!

SHE'S EVIL!

Computer: NAVIGATION SYSTEM ACTIVATED.

LAUNCH IN 5.

4, 3...

STITCH!

OW!

HA! NICE TRY, TROG.

YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD GET

A PROFESSIONAL ELECTRICIAN TO DO THAT.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THIS.

626 DISCIPLINED BY HIS VERY OWN COUSINS.

PUMMEL HIM, EVIL TROGS!

HEH.

BYE-BYE, BUJEE BOO.

Angel: NAGA!

d AH COOS NETNAH d

d ROOSCHNEE AH d Gantu: NO! NO!

d LA NOSH TADAH d

YOU'LL TURN THEM BACK GOOD!

d NOSS TAMUNDAH d

d SPA DEENAH d

d TENUSHTAH SPOO d

AW KATTAH! GANTU!

UH-OH. PLOT TWIST.

OK. EASY.

NICE TROGS.

ELECTRICIAN...

SPARKY!

RICHTER!

[GRUNTING]

Computer: NAVIGATION SYSTEM DISABLED.

HMM. FUNNY...

SPACESHIP IS NOT FLYING IN TYPICAL SPACESHIP MANNER.

WHAT AN AMAZING 3-D EFFECT!

IT'S LIKE IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!

WHAA!

AAH!

[ALL SCREAMING]

Jumba: THE BIG SPACESHIP-- I'M BEING HIT! AAH!

STITCH!

LAKA TOOKIE.

WHOO-HOO! HA HA HA!

[ALL LAUGHING]

STITCH!

WHAT HAPPENED TO ANGEL?

BET YOU HAD TO USE YOUR SUPER STRENGTH TO DO HER IN.

NAGA. ANGEL SAVE STITCH.

NO KIDDING?

GOT TO BELIEVE IN LOVE.

Pleakley: AND...CUT!

THERE IT IS! THE DEFINING THEME MOMENT THAT PULLS IT ALL TOGETHER.

THAT'S A WRAP, EVERYONE.

THE PERFECT HAPPY ENDING. LOVE TRIUMPHS OVER EVIL!

HEY!

NOT TODAY, IT DOESN'T.

GRR!

NO!

SORRY, LOSERS.

HA HA. LITTLE ANGEL'S COMING TO LIVE WITH US.

BAD GUYS WIN THIS ROUND--AAH!

HEY, WAIT FOR ME, GORGEOUS!

UNH! ANGEL!

ANGEL... DA BUJEE BOO.

WHAT ABOUT MY GUSHIEST LOVE STORIES DOCUMENTARY?

IT'S RUINED.

NOT RUINED, MY FRIEND.

JUST TIME TO START WORKING ON SEQUEL.

HA HA HA HA.

DON'T WORRY, STITCH.

WE'LL GET HER BACK,

BECAUSE YOU WERE RIGHT.

YOU GOT TO BELIEVE IN LOVE.