Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

STITCH, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU

TO THE BEST PLACE

ON THE WHOLE PLANET:

THE CARNIVAL!

WOW!

BALLOONS, COTTON CANDY,

BIG, GREASY HOT DOGS,

AND BEST OF ALL,

THE PINEAPPLE PLUNGER.

OHH!

5 SECONDS

OF TOTAL FEAR AND PANIC.

LET'S GET IN LINE!

OOKA TAKA!

STUPID RINGTOSS GAME.

MUST BE RIGGED TO PREVENT MY WINNING.

I DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM,

AND I FINALLY HAVE

SOMEONE INTERESTING TO TALK TO.

AIN'T THAT RIGHT, MR. PUFFLES?

[SQUEAKS]

AH, POO! WHY DID WE COME

TO THIS PRIMITIVE EARTH RECREATION AREA, ANYWAY?

EH, TO SEE THAT.

625: A SANDWICH TO END ALL SANDWICHES,

THE WORLD RECORD HOLDER IN LOAF SIZE,

MEAT DENSITY,

AND MAYO PER SQUARE INCH.

OH, I GOT TO TASTE!

STOP IT! WE ARE TRYING TO BLEND IN

ON THIS PLANET.

JUST ONE BITE. ONE BITE!

EVEN YOUR BIG MOUTH

COULDN'T BITE THAT MONSTROSITY.

I'M WILLING TO DIE TRYING!

OK, KIDDO,

YOU'RE TALL ENOUGH,

JUST BARELY.

WHEW! THANKS.

LIFE WITHOUT RIDING THE PINEAPPLE PLUNGER

WOULDN'T EVEN BE WORTH A DOLLAR.

SORRY, SHORTY,

NO GO.

OHH. UH?

EARS DON'T COUNT.

HUH?

UHH!

HUH?

OHH.

THIS WON'T BE ANY FUN WITHOUT STITCH.

[SCREAMS]

WOW! THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING I--

OH.

IT WASN'T THAT GOOD.

THE ONLY FUN PART WAS COMING DOWN.

IT WAS LIKE WHOOSH,

AND I THINK ALL MY GUTS

FLEW INTO MY HEAD!

DID YOU HEAR ME SCREAM?

NAGGA.

OH.

WELL, I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED.

LEMONADE!

ONE LEMONADE FOR THE SMALL FRY.

[GRR]

PLEASE DON'T CALL HIM THAT.

HE'S GOT ISSUES ABOUT HIS SIZE.

AW, POOR, LITTLE SHRIMPO.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, TINY?

BITE MY TOE?

THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR TOE.

HOW COME YOU WIN ALL THE PRIZES?

THAT BASKETBALL HOOP COULDN'T HAVE BEEN REGULATION.

HEY, THAT LIGHT!

HA HA HA!

LOOKS LIKE I GET A PRIZE AFTER ALL.

I WONDER WHAT YOU CAN DO.

AAH!

WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM?

WHAT, AND DROP MY PLUSHIES?

MEEGA MEEGA BIGGER.

YOU DON'T NEED TO BE BIGGER.

YOU'RE OK JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

Gantu: EXPERIMENT 297,

DESIGNED TO SABOTAGE

MECHANICAL AND ELECTRICAL DEVICES.

WE MUST FIND IT

BEFORE THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE TROG.

MMM. NEWS FLASH. YOU'RE TOO LATE.

I SAW THEM AT THAT CARNIVAL.

I'M SURE THEY SCOOPED THE LITTLE GUY.

WHAT?!

WE HAVE TO GET IT BACK!

YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO.

I STILL GOT HALF A REUBEN HERE.

DO YOU EVER STOP TO THINK WHAT YOU COULD ACCOMPLISH

IF YOU GAVE UP SANDWICHES?

YOU HAVE ALL THE POWERS OF 626.

IF PROPERLY MOTIVATED, YOU COULD BATTLE, DEFEAT,

EVEN DESTROY HIM!

MMM. SEE, THAT'S THE DIFF

BETWEEN YOU AND ME.

YOU ARE A FIGHTER

WHILE I AM A LOVER OF SANDWICHES.

Stitch: OW!

[GRR]

AGATAPA!

JUMBA PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE

A GROWING MACHINE.

LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS.

PLEAKLEY MADE PINEAPPLE SHORTCAKE!

OH! IKI-BA.

HERE YOU ARE. VOILA!

ONE PINEAPPLE SHORTCAKE ALL--

[BLAST]

DONE.

OH, NICE.

PUT MY EYE OUT, WHY DON'T YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?

STITCH WANTS JUMBA'S HELP.

HE'S OFF PLANET

DOING HIS COMMUNITY SERVICE.

HE'S A CONVICTED EVIL GENIUS, YOU KNOW.

BUT MAYBE I CAN HELP.

SEE, STITCH IS LOOKING

FOR EVIL GENIUS HELP,

NOT PLEAKLEY HELP.

HEY, I CAN DO MORE

THAN COOK AND CLEAN, YOU KNOW.

I WAS TRAINED

AT GALACTIC ALLIANCE COMMUNITY COLLEGE.

I WOULD MAKE A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE

SUBSTITUTE EVIL GENIUS.

WELL...OK.

STITCH THINKS HE NEEDS TO BE BIGGER.

I THINK HE'S WRONG,

BUT--

HMM.

A LITTLE CONUNDRUM

OF MOLECULAR RESIZIFICATION, EH?

YOU MAY CALL ME DR. PLEAKLEY.

DO I NOT LOOK POSITIVELY EVIL?

WHY IS STITCH STRAPPED DOWN?

SO HE CAN'T GET AWAY.

UH, FOR HIS OWN SAFETY,

I ASSURE YOU.

NOW, AS JUMBA SAYS,

"LET US FOR TO MAKE 626 EXTRA LARGE SIZE!"

[THUNDER]

OOH! AH!

[CACKLING]

UH, STITCH ISN'T ANY LARGER.

HA! OF COURSE NOT,

SILLY, LITTLE GIRL.

THAT WAS MERELY TO GET ME

IN THE EVIL GENIUS MOOD.

THIS IS WHAT WILL MAKE STITCH BIG:

JUMBA'S PROTOPLASMIC GROWTH RAY!

OHH! MEEGA BIGGER!

NOW PREPARE

FOR DIABOLICAL TRANSMOGRIFICATION.

I SET THE DEVICE AT LOW POWER.

BUT IT STILL MIGHT TICKLE.

HA HA HA!

I WARNED YOU IT WOULD TICKLE.

I WARNED YOU.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

MAYBE JUMBA'S BACK.

NO!

I MEAN, YOU STAY WITH STITCH.

I'LL GET IT.

DON'T WORRY.

YOU'LL START GROWING SOON.

Pleakley: OH, LILO,

COULD YOU COME HERE?

COMING!

BE RIGHT BACK, STITCH.

[GASP]

SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,

BUT YOU HAVE SOMETHING I WANT.

I KNOW YOU'VE CAPTURED EXPERIMENT 297. HAND IT OVER!

WHAT? WE DON'T HAVE--

Pleakley: LILO!

DON'T YOU WANT TO TELL THE BIG BRUTE

EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS TO HEAR?

297?

OH, RIGHT.

297.

WHICH ONE WAS THAT AGAIN?

THE TINY ONE

DESIGNED TO SHORT OUT ELECTRICAL MACHINERY.

RIGHT!

AND YOU SAW IT WHERE AGAIN?

AT THE TRAVELING AMUSEMENT PARK

WITH THOSE RIGGED GAMES OF CHANCE.

DO YOU KNOW THAT I, GANTU,

FORMER CAPTAIN OF THE GALACTIC ALLIANCE,

COULDN'T EVEN WIN ONE PLUSHY TOY?!

I'M SAD FOR YOU, GANTU,

REALLY.

BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE 297.

WE CAUGHT HIM FAIR AND SQUARE.

I DON'T NEED TO PLAY FAIR.

I'M BIGGER THAN YOU.

[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]

FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT.

OH, BLITSNAK!

MEEGA BIGGER!

Lilo: WOW!

YOU GOT OVERDONE.

[SNARLS]

YOU BETTER BEAT IT, GANTU,

OR I'LL MAKE STITCH EVEN BIGGER

WITH JUMBA'S GROWTH MACHINE!

GROWTH MACHINE? THIS ISN'T OVER!

WHOA! UHH!

WHOA. WAH-TOOGIE.

Lilo: YOU OK, STITCH?

HE'LL BE FINE.

HE JUST HASN'T GROWN IN TO HIS NEW SIZE YET.

I THINK WE MADE HIM TOO BIG.

COULD WE SHRINK HIM A LITTLE?

NAGA. MEEGA BIG!

OK, OK.

BUT WE GOT TO CATCH

EXPERIMENT 297,

AND YOU'RE DEFINITELY TOO BIG

TO BE MY LITTLE PAL KITTY.

DON'T WORRY.

I MAY BE A SUBSTITUTE EVIL GENIUS,

BUT I'M ALSO THE FASTEST TUCK AND PLEAT 'EM SEAMSTER

EVER TO HIT THE GALACTIC ALLIANCE C.C. SEWING DEPARTMENT.

IT WAS AN ELECTIVE COURSE I TOOK.

EITHER THAT OR WOOD SHOP.

YOU TWO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE NOW.

RIGHT. WHO AM I KIDDING?

297'S GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE.

ALL THE RIDES ARE BUSTED.

YOU GO THAT WAY.

I'LL LOOK OVER HERE.

OOH! YUM.

OH. HI.

HERE. C-C-COMPLIMENTARY.

JUST DON'T SQUASH ME!

MY FRIEND IS BIG ENOUGH

TO GO ON THIS RIDE, RIGHT?

I'LL SAY HE'S BIG ENOUGH.

HE'S TOO BIG.

[WHIMPERS]

RIDE'S CLOSED, ANYWAY.

FIFTH ONE TO BREAK DOWN TODAY.

HA HA HA!

297!

COUSIN!

HEE HEE! HA HA!

WHOA WHOA!

[SLURPS]

MMM.

LEMONADE.

[GRR]

HEE HEE! HA HA!

GOTCHA!

YOU SURE ARE A LITTLE GUY.

I'M GONNA CALL YOU SHORT STUFF,

BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO SHORT OUT STUFF.

AHH. MEEGA BIG.

TOO BIG, IF YOU ASK ME. COME ON.

SO, EXPERIMENT 297 WAS HERE ALL ALONG.

NO MATTER.

WE WILL GET IT BACK.

FEELING MOTIVATED YET, 625?

IF BY MOTIVATED YOU MEAN HUNGRY,

THEN YES!

AAH!

SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER.

UHH!

AAH! WATCH IT, YOU.

I'M A SUBSTITUTE EVIL GENIUS.

[WHISPERS] He's asleep.

Let's do it.

[SNORING]

I KNOW HE LIKES BEING BIG.

BUT THIS IS FOR HIS OWN GOOD.

YOU'RE SURE YOU CAN MAKE HIM SMALLER?

DON'T BE SILLY, LITTLE GIRL.

OF COURSE, IT TOOK A DIABOLICAL GENIUS

TO UNRAVEL THE RIDDLE

OF "MAKING HIM SMALLER,"

AS YOU SO SIMPLISTICALLY PUT IT.

BUT I, PLEAKLEY,

MAGNA CUM LAUDE,

GRADUATE OF G.A.C.C.,

AND SUBSTITUTE EVIL GENIUS,

ACHIEVED IT!

HOW'D YOU DO IT?

WELL, THERE'S A SWITCH HERE.

SEE? MAKE BIG, MAKE SMALL.

MAKE BIG, MAKE SMALL.

OKEY-DOKEY,

LET'S GET SMALL!

THAT'S ODD.

[GASPS] WHOA!

[LAUGHING]

HUH?

[SIGHS]

OOH!

BIG-SCREEN TV!

SHORT STUFF?

[GASPS]

[SNARLS]

AAH!

LILO! BIGGER BETTER.

UH-OH.

[CROWD SCREAMING]

OK, WE GOT TO GET EVERYONE

BACK TO NORMAL SIZE.

BUT WE CAN'T POSSIBLY SHRINK 297 NOW.

WE NEED AN EXTENSION CORD OF IMPOSSIBLE LENGTH.

OH, HOW WILL WE STOP THE MONSTROSITY?

HOW, I ASK?

MEEGA BIGGER!

HMM. FIGHT BIGGER WITH BIGGER, EH?

SO INSTEAD OF ONE GIANT MONSTER,

WE'LL HAVE 2.

IT'S SO CRAZY

IT JUST MIGHT WORK!

625: I DON'T WANT TO GO ALONG.

I'M HAPPY BEING UNMOTIVATED.

BESIDES, MY BIG, FAT COUSIN

IS JUST GONNA KICK YOUR BLUBBER.

HA HA! NOT THIS TIME. I--

[RUMBLING]

WHAT IS THAT SHAKING?

HURRY, STITCH.

SHORT STUFF IS HEADED BACK

TOWARDS THE CARNIVAL.

HE MUST BE DRAWN

TO ALL THE MECHANICAL RIDES.

WE DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST A GIANT TROG.

UNLESS...

JUMBA'S GROWTH RAY!

HEE HEE!

I HATE IT WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

[SNARLING]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

TRUGA!

UH...AAH!

THESE BIG MONSTER BATTLES

NEVER TURN OUT WELL.

[SNARLS]

[CRASH]

[ROARS]

[SNARLS]

AAH!

OUCH!

AAH!

Lilo: SO MUCH

FOR THE PINEAPPLE PLUNGER.

OHH, OW.

I GUESS THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE

FOR REAL EVIL GENIUS.

I MUST AGREE.

JUMBA!

THANK RAFLAR YOU'RE BACK!

HOW DID YOU FIND US?

RETURN HOME

AND FOUND GROWTH DEVICE LEFT OUT

AND GIANT FOOTPRINTS LEADING HERE.

IT'S NOT TAKING EVIL GENIUS TO FIGURE.

MEEGA BIGGER.

YES, AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHY

YOUR PATOOKIE IS GETTING BOOTED.

LUCKY FOR YOU

I HAVE IMPOSSIBLY LONG EXTENSION CORD.

[ROARS]

NOW TO SHRINK--

NAGGA!

BIGGER BETTER!

FOR YOU, BIGGER IS BADDER,

NOT BETTER.

YOU ARE PERFECT GENIUS DESIGN

MADE TO OPERATE AT PEAK EFFICIENCY

ONLY AT EXACT ORIGINAL SIZE.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING

ALL ALONG, STITCH.

YOU'RE PERFECT

JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

BESIDES,

WHEN YOU'RE THIS BIG,

YOUR NOSTRILS ARE REALLY GROSS.

OKIE TAKKA.

MEEGA MEEGA SMALLER.

626, THIS MIGHT TICKLE.

OHH!

HMM. [GURGLES]

[CRASH]

NOW THAT'S OUR STITCH.

[CACKLES]

[ROARS]

I KNOW I COULD USE SOME PRACTICE,

BUT IF YOU EVER NEED

A SUBSTITUTE EVIL GENIUS AGAIN, I--

OH, NO. YOU ARE LIKE 626.

BEST MADE FOR ONE TRUE PURPOSE.

YOU MEAN BEING A HIGH-RANKING OFFICIAL

IN THE GALACTIC ALLIANCE?

NO.

I MEAN DISGUISING SELF LIKE UGLY EARTH FEMALE.

HA HA!

OFFICIAL. HA HA!

THE ALLIANCE.

TAGGA CHI-KA.

[SNARLS]

HA HA! TAY TAGGA CHI-KA!

[ROARS]

CHIK CHIK! HA HA!

[ROARS]

WHOO! CHABBA CHI-KA!

UHH!

AHH. HATA BOOGIE.

[SNARLS]

UHH!

UHH! UHH!

TAKA!

WAY TO GO, STITCH!

YOU DAVID AND GOLIATHED HIM.

BUT NO, THIS DAY BELONGS TO ME

AND MY GIANT SIDEKICK.

[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]

All: UHH!

Lilo: AAH!

YOU FOOL! YOU MISSED THEM!

OH, NO, I NEVER MISS.

OH, NO.

WE ALREADY STOPPED FOR SANDWICHES TWICE

ON THE WAY HERE.

IN THIS CASE,

BIGGER IS DEFINITELY BETTER.

OW!

NOW, IT'S TIME TO FIX YOUR EVIL GENIUSING

AND SHRINK EVERYONE BACK TO NORMAL, PERFECT SIZE.

[GROANS]

WAIT! DON'T SHRINK HIM YET.

I'M THINKING HE MIGHT HAVE A BIG FUTURE.

HEY, LOOK.

LILO'S BACK WITH HER LITTLE, TINY FRIEND.

HE'S NOT TINY. HE'S JUST RIGHT.

PERFECTO.

THAT'S SO SWEET.

NOW GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE.

WE'RE GONNA GO ON THE NEW RIDE BEFORE YOU.

OK, NEXT.

OOH! HEY, LITTLE MISS.

COME ON IN.

YOU KNOW, YOU BROUGHT ME THE MOST POPULAR RIDE

IN THE WHOLE CARNIVAL.

THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST RIDE EVER.

AAH!

GOOGA BABBA!

WHOO!