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TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA!

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HA HA HA!

AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

WHOO. MUST BE THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR.

HUH, MRS. HASIGAWA?

I DO LOOK PRETTY HOT, DON'T I?

NAGA PITA.

I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE TRYING NEW THINGS.

BUT THIS IS WHERE I ALWAYS COME

WHEN IT'S TOO HOT TO GO TO THE BEACH.

THE AIR-CONDITIONED AIRPORT.

NOT ONLY IS IT COOL,

BUT THIS IS WHERE I GET ALL MY BEFORE SHOTS.

LOOK AT THAT ONE!

HE'S AS PALE AS A MUMMY.

STITCH...

WHOO. OH!

[CRASH]

[GROANS]

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?

ICE COLD SODA!

THE MACHINE'S OUTSIDE.

HERE. THAT'S A DOLLAR.

GO BUY US ONE.

[GRUNTING]

HEH HEH HEH.

[GROWLING]

TOOKIE NAGA CHEAPO.

GRR!

NAGA NAGA!

[SPLASH]

WOW!

DID I GET ANY CHANGE?

STITCH...

THAT'S MORE THAN CHANGE.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT. IT'S NOT RIGHT.

AND...

IT'S AGAINST THE LAW.

LET'S GO.

Gantu: STUPID BROKEN AIR CONDITIONER!

BLITSNAK!

HATE THIS HEAT.

AW. POOR LITTLE GUPPY.

SAY, WOULD A NICE WARM CUP OF TEA HELP?

MAYBE SOME PIPING HOT TOMATO SOUP?

I CAN MAKE YOU A CHEESEBURGER.

GRR.

Computer: WARNING. EXPERIMENT 523 ACTIVATED.

OH. A FREEZE INDUCER. PERFECT!

I'LL TURN THIS SWELTERING MUD BALL INTO SOMETHING LIVABLE.

HEY, GANTU...

YOU WANT YOURS MEDIUM, OR WELL DONE?

KNOCK IT OFF!

[CROAKS]

OK. PLAN "B" TO BEAT THE HEAT.

SHAVE ICE!

OOH! THEY HAVE NEW FLAVORS!

BLAH!

YOU'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED THEM.

YECH.

GRR!

FINE. MORE FOR ME.

HERE YOU GO. ONE LILO EXPERIMENT.

PINK, BLUE, AND BLACK.

ELVIS' FAVORITE COLORS.

THE HEAT'S BUSTED MY ICE MAKER.

DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IF I CAN'T FIX IT.

BUT I THINK I CAN SCRAPE UP ANOTHER ONE FOR YOUR DOG.

FORGET IT. HE NEVER TRIES ANYTHING NEW.

BESIDES, HE GOT IN TROUBLE FOR GRAND THEFT SODA.

[WHISPERING] He almost got arrested.

Arrested?

I HAD TO GIVE THE SODA BACK.

And the money.

BUT IT'S OK, THOUGH.

HE DOESN'T HAVE TO GO TO A FEDERAL PRISON.

[GROWLING]

MIGA TOOMAE!

WHOA BLAH!

STITCH, I GOT YOU ONE ANYWAY.

JUST IN CASE YOU WANTED...

TO...

SNOW?

IT'S--IT'S SNOWING!

THIS IS SO GREAT!

LET'S TELL EVERYBODY!

Stitch: NAGA TAKABA!

IT'S JUST SNOW.

IT'S NOT GOING TO HURT YOU.

GET DOWN FROM THERE!

NAGA!

515, YOUR THERMOSTAT IS ADJUSTED.

HOT WAVES SHOULD NO LONGER OVERHEAT YOU.

[GRUNTS AND CROAKS]

DON'T MENTION IT.

SPLODYHEAD, BEWARE!

BEWARE!

JUMBA, WE'RE BEING INVADED.

MILLIONS OF LITTLE WHITE ALIENS ARE LANDING OUTSIDE,

AS WE SPEAK.

INVADERS?

YOU NEED TO LAY OFF THE COCONUT CAKE.

WE MUST QUARANTINE THIS AREA AGAINST THE INVASION!

IT MAY ALREADY BE TOO LATE.

WHAT?

WHAT INVASION?

LITTLE WHITE ALIENS FALLING FROM THE SKY.

TAKING OVER OUR BODIES. I MAY ALREADY BE A VICTIM.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SNOW.

IT'S FROZEN RAIN.

HARMLESS.

HUH? HA HA.

OK. YOU CAUGHT ME.

JUST PULLING A LITTLE JOKE, THERE.

HA! I, BEING AN EXPERT ON THIS PLANET,

OF COURSE KNEW IT WAS SNOW ALL THE TIME.

BEHOLD! A FASCINATING NEW EARTH WEATHER TO EXPERIENCE!

AND, I'M NOT BEING SLOWLY CONSUMED BY AN EVIL PARASITE.

YAY! WHOO!

[CRASH]

Jumba: EXPERIMENT 523

WASN'T MY MOST EVIL ONE.

MOSTLY, IT MAKES ICE AND SNOW.

BRR. BLAH!

HIS REACTION IS EXPECTED.

626 DOES NOT LIKE SNOW.

IS FORM OF WATER.

Pleakley: I AGREE WITH STITCH.

I DON'T LIKE SNOW ANYMORE, EITHER.

THAT IS TOO BAD.

BECAUSE EXPERIMENT 523 WILL CONTINUE

HIS DEEP FREEZE PROGRAMMING.

HE WILL MAKE ICY BLIZZARDS, MILE HIGH SNOW DRIFTS,

AND KEEP ALL LEFTOVERS EDIBLE FOR UP TO 6 MONTHS.

FOR BETTER TO SPREAD HIS FREEZING COLD BREATH EVERYWHERE,

509 WILL GO TO HIGHEST POINT ON ISLAND.

THAT'S MOUNT WAIALEALE.

COME ON, STITCH.

NAGA TAKABA!

RELAX. I HAVE AN IDEA THAT WILL KEEP YOU WARM.

READY?

GRR.

I HOPE THE TOAST YOU'RE WEARING STAYS WARM.

I MADE IT EXTRA DARK.

THE LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER

IS GOING TO FREEZE THE WHOLE ISLAND IF WE DON'T GET HIM.

IT'S ICY, SO BE CAREFUL NOT TO--WHOA!

UHH! SLIP.

GRR!

HA HA HA HA HA!

I'M GOING TO NEED MORE TOAST.

Lilo: STITCH!

STITCH!

[523 CACKLING]

GOTCHA.

NOT EVEN THE TROG COULD STOP YOU.

WHICH LEAVES NO ONE TO OPPOSE...ME?

HA! YOU MISSED.

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

HUH? JAKATA CRISTA!

YOU AREN'T--AREN'T GOING TO LEAVE ME LIKE THIS, ARE YOU?

NO.

AAH!

BLITSNAK.

HELLO, COUSIN.

Pleakley: FINALLY!

THE SUN IS BACK, AND SO ARE YOU!

YOU MUST'VE CAUGHT THE LITTLE SNOW MONSTER.

HIS NAME IS SLUSHY.

OH, THANK THE KINGS OF BRUPLOK 5.

NO MORE OF THAT FREEZING COLD SNOW.

IT'S AWFUL. JUST AWFUL.

ACTUALLY, IS NOT AWFUL ENOUGH.

ONLY MAKES EVERYTHING COLD AND WET.

HEH. NO. NOT VERY EVIL AT ALL.

BUT IT MAKES SNOW, AND THAT'S GOOD.

YOU CAN SLIDE ON IT,

THROW IT AT EACH OTHER,

EVEN MAKE SNOW ZOMBIES OUT OF IT.

SO, WANT TO TRY IT WITH ME?

All: NO.

WELL, FINE!

GO INSIDE. I AM GOING TO PLAY IN THE SNOW.

ALL RIGHT, SLUSHY.

DO YOUR STUFF,

BUT ONLY FOR MY HOUSE.

MUST... CATCH THAT EXPERIMENT...

CAN'T YOU... GO ANY FASTER?

SURE. I COULD USE YOUR BLASTER.

OF COURSE, YOU KNOW WHAT A LOUSY SHOT I AM.

I MEAN, I MIGHT MISS AND HIT YOU IN THE PATOOKIE.

NO. NO BLASTER.

I LIKE MY PATOOKIE.

I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD COME BY

AND PLAY WITH ME AND STITCH, MYRTLE.

[IMITATING MYRTLE] WELL, I'M NOT!

I THINK YOU AND YOUR DOG ARE WEIRD.

ME AND STITCH ARE SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY, MYRTLE.

HERE. HAVE A SNOWBALL!

WHOOPS.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO NEED HEAD SURGERY.

DID YOU SEE THAT?

SNOW CAN BE DELIGHTFULLY EVIL, AFTER ALL.

LET'S GO OUTSIDE!

Pleakley: BUT THE COLD!

[DOOR OPENS]

Lilo: OH! HEY, STITCH.

ALOHA.

I KNOW YOU WEREN'T JUST LOOKING OUTSIDE AT THE SNOW,

BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

YEAH. ICK.

I UNDERSTAND.

I FORGOT TO GIVE MY SNOW STITCH ARMS.

THESE FORKS WILL WORK.

SEE YA!

SNOWFLAKES COMPACTED INTO SPHERE

MAKES FOR EXCELLENT PROJECTILE, HEH.

PROJECTILE? YOU MEAN FOR...

HA HA. VERY FUNNY.

DONE! NOW ALL WE NEED IS SOMETHING FOR YOU TO FIRE.

HA HA HA HA. UNH!

[BOTH GIGGLING]

AAH!

[APPLAUSE]

[BOOING]

[LAUGHING]

OHH!

HA HA HA HA!

WHEE!

YAY!

OH, NO!

OW!

OH!

BRR. WE BETTER GO TELL SLUSHY TO COOL IT.

OR, MAYBE NOT COOL IT.

OH, DEAR!

THE SNOW MAKER GOT AWAY!

LOOK! GANTU GOT HIM.

THIS IS B-BAD. RIGHT?

YEP.

GOOD THING YOU LIKE SNOW NOW, HUH, STITCH?

Jumba: INDEED.

EXPERIMENT 523 WORKS BETTER THAN EVER DREAMED!

IF ICE SPEWING CONTINUES, ENTIRE ISLAND WILL BE TRANSFORMED

FROM TROPICAL PARADISE TO FROZEN TUNDRA FOREVER!

IT'S VERY EVIL AFTER ALL. HA HA HA!

OH, RIGHT.

NOT BIG FANS OF EVIL.

HEH. SORRY.

HA HA HA HA!

SOON, THE ENTIRE ISLAND WILL BE A SOLID CHUNK OF ICE.

NOW THAT I HAVE THIS IMPENETRABLE ICE FORTRESS,

IT WILL BE SIMPLE TO COLLECT THE REMAINING EXPERIMENT PODS.

WELL, HOW'RE YOU GOING TO D-DO THAT

IF THEY'RE B-BURIED IN THE SNOW?

THE PODS EMANATE A HEAT SIGNATURE.

THAT WILL SHOW UP ONLY ON MY THERMAL SCANNER.

W-WHAT IF SOMEBODY T-TRIES TO STOP YOU?

THERE'S NO WAY ANYONE COULD EVEN GET UP HERE

TO TRY AND STOP ME.

DON'T FORGET YOUR HATS!

AAH!

SO, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DEFEAT

THAT LITTLE FREEZER BURN?

BURN? HMM.

THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA!

BUT I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR HELP.

WHOA!

[GIGGLING]

[BOTH GASP]

Stitch: UH-UH. NAGA. OH, NO!

AAH!

Stitch: OH.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

WHO WOULD DARE APPROACH MY FORTRESS OF ICE?

AND AT THIS HOUR?

GET THE BLASTERS.

HA! I GUESS YOU COULD SAY

I ICED THEM? HA HA HA HA HA!

YEAH. YOU ICED A COUPLE OF SNOWMEN.

LET'S GO FIND SLUSHY.

[SLUSHY LAUGHS EVILLY]

WE'RE TRAPPED!

YOU WERE FOOLISH TO THINK YOU COULD STOP ME.

WE WEREN'T TRYING TO STOP YOU.

JUST DISTRACT YOU.

FROM WHAT? [CRASH]

HUH?

HI, SPLODY.

523, GET HIM!

ELEMENTAL EVIL GENIUS EXPERIMENTS

ABOUT TO JOIN IN EPIC BATTLE, AND I FORGOT CAMERA.

HA HA!

Both: AAH!

OOH.

AAH!

AAH! OH!

HA! HE MISSED!

HE DIDN'T MISS. JUST TRICKED YOU AGAIN.

YAY, SPLODYHEAD!

DO NOT BE CELEBRATING YET.

OH, NO!

[LAUGHING]

NOW, FREEZE THEM ALL.

CHOOBIE CHEEBAH.

C-CUT IT OUT! OUCH!

THAT ONE WAS MINE. HA HA HA.

STOP! STOP IT!

I SURRENDER!

DON'T WORRY, SLUSHY. WE'LL FIND YOU A NICE HOME.

BUT FIRST...

SPLODYHEAD HAS TO HEAT UP THE ISLAND.

GOT TO LOVE THAT HAWAIIAN SUN.

RIGHT, STITCH? EE!

YOU JUST HAD TO FREEZE EVERYTHING.

[SNIFFS] I THINK I CAUGHT A COLD.

GREAT! I CAN FIX YOU MY FAMOUS CHICKEN SOUP SANDWICH.

OOH.

Luki:MAHALO PLENTY, LILO.

YOUR LITTLE SLUSHY FRIEND.

HE WAS A REAL LIFE SAVER.

NOT A PROBLEM, LUKI. SEE YA!

AND THANK YOU, STITCH.

OH?

WELL, FOR GIVING SNOW A TRY.

I KNOW YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TRY NEW THINGS,

BUT I'M GLAD YOU DID.

BWAH.

OH! WIWO!

OHH...