Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA!

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HA HA HA!

AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

[GROWLS]

[SNIFFS]

[GROANS, GROWLS]

Computer: EXPERIMENT 228 ACTIVATED.

PRIMARY FUNCTION: LIQUEFACTION OF ENEMY FORTRESSES,

WEAPONRY, AND TRANSPORTATION.

HEY, GANTU,

I THINK THERE'S A MELTING EXPERIMENT LOOSE.

I BET HE'D MAKE A GOOD GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH, HUH?

[SNORING] HEY.

AH, YOU KNOW, HE REALLY IS KINDA CUTE

WHEN HE'S BEACHED.

I JUST CAN'T BEAR TO WAKE HIM UP.

YOU JUST REST.

HMM...

A LITTLE BIT MORE.

PERFECT!

ALL READY FOR A FIRST DAY AT A NEW JOB.

WOW, YOU DID A REALLY GREAT JOB.

OH, YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST THE BASICS--

A LITTLE MASCARA, LINER.

IT'S ALL IN THE CONTOURING, ACTUALLY.

YOU LOOK GREAT.

[SIGHS] WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK.

WISH ME LUCK.

GOOD LUCK.

NANI, WAIT!

I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU THIS.

IT'S A GOOD LUCK CHARM.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR IT AROUND YOUR NECK.

STITCH MADE IT OUT OF GARBAGE.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

I'LL JUST PUT IT IN MY PURSE.

I'LL SEE YOU AFTER WORK.

WE BETTER CHECK IN ON NANI.

THAT CHARM IS ONLY 43% EFFECTIVE

IF IT'S IN HER PURSE.

OOH. WHAT IS IT, STITCH?

[SNIFFING]

COUSIN.

[BELL TOLLING]

OOF! ICHI BAH!

WHOA! OOF!

'SUP, LILO?

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

HUH?

HAH KATA!

TOO BAD THIS TREE GOT THE DRY ROT.

JUST MAKE SURE IT FALLS AWAY FROM THE PARKING LOT.

LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.

NO! I'M OK.

I--I MEANT TO DO THAT,

'CAUSE...

I'M PRACTICING FOR HULA,

ABOUT A MUD MONSTER.

HUH.

[GROWLING]

OK, SEE YOU LATER.

I'M PRACTICING FOR A HULA ABOUT A MUD MONSTER?

WHAT A LOSER.

[CHAIN SAW BUZZING]

NO KITCHA!

WELL, I CAN'T EVER FACE KEONI AGAIN,

BUT AT LEAST WE CAUGHT ANOTHER EXPERIMENT.

[RIBBIT]

I'M GONNA CHANGE MY IDENTITY

AND MOVE OUT OF TOWN.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NAME TIFFANI,

WITH AN "I"?

EWW!

[SIGHS]

OR I COULD JUST GO BACK IN TIME

AND TAKE A DO-OVER.

OH, NO, YOUNG LADY.

NO TIME TRAVEL TILL YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM.

UH, I WAS KIDDING?

OH.

I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE GONNA DRAG OUT

THAT OLD TIME MACHINE JUMBA WAS WORKING ON.

JUMBA MADE A TIME MACHINE?

DID I SAY TIME MACHINE?

[CHUCKLES] NO, NO, I MEANT RHYME MACHINE.

HELPS YOU BUST A FUNKY RHYME.

d MY NAME IS PLEAKLEY, AND I'M ALL ABOUT STYLE d

d FROM MY DRESSES TO MY CURTAINS d

d TO MY BATHROOM TILE d

OOH! HAS BEEN IN BACK OF CLOSET FOR LONG TIME.

HA HA! HERE IT IS!

JUMBA JOOKIBA'S SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM SURFING BOARD.

5.1 X 10 TO THE 26th JOULES OF POWER,

SELF-CALIBRATING LASER CHRONOMETER,

PARADOX INHIBITOR,

AND ATTRACTIVE RACING STRIPE.

WOW! WE CAN GO THROUGH TIME!

OH, NO, NO! NO.

I'M SHOWING OFF FOR SHOWING-OFF PURPOSES ONLY.

HOW COME?

EH, TIME TRAVEL NEVER WORKS

QUITE AS INTENDED.

SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM VERY TRICKY.

MAKE ONE TINY CHANGE IN PAST,

AND FUTURE CAN CHANGE BIG TIME.

WELL, I WANT THE FUTURE TO CHANGE BIG TIME.

CAN YOU DRIVE THIS THING?

MAKATA GIGIBEE...

MAKATA SURROUND SOUND...

AH!

WE NEED TO GO TO THE EXACT TIME

WHEN MY DIGNITY DISAPPEARED.

12:00.

[BEEPS]

SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.

WHOA!

COWABUNGA!

WHOA! UHH!

AAH! OOH! AHH!

DID IT WORK?

[BELL TOLLING]

COUSIN.

WHEW!

IT WORKED.

'SUP, LILO?

NOTHING'S 'SUP. NOTHING AT ALL.

COOL.

HEY, WANNA GET SOME SHAVE ICE?

I GET A DISCOUNT AT THE HOTEL.

SURE.

HAH KATA!

HUH?

THIS HOTEL, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

IT MUST COST A FORTUNE.

YEAH, A WHOLE MONTH'S WORTH OF SOCIAL SECURITY.

IS THE HOTEL MELTING?

THEY'D BETTER GIVE US A DISCOUNT.

Stitch: HYAH!

Lilo: STITCH?

WHAT DID YOU DO?

THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN LAST TIME.

MY DAD IS SO GONNA FREAK.

THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING BIRDS OF PARADISE.

NANI...

THERE'S BEEN AN INCIDENT.

LOOK, WHATEVER THEY DID, I'LL PAY FOR IT.

WELL, THE FIGURES AREN'T OFFICIAL YET,

BUT I'D SAY ABOUT, OH...

500,000 WOULD COVER IT.

500?

GIVE OR TAKE.

OH, I'M REAL SORRY,

BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU GO.

I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

I THINK WE MESSED UP OUR DO-OVER.

OHH.

DID YOU FIND A NEW JOB?

OH, NOT YET.

I'LL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW.

I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF LOOKING FOR ONE FOR YOU.

THERE'S LOTS OF JOBS WITH GREAT POTENTIAL OUT THERE.

I CIRCLED THEM, SEE?

OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?

"UNIVERSITY WANTS SUBJECTS FOR SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS."

MAYBE YOU'D GET SUPERPOWERS.

THANKS. I'LL LOOK AT IT LATER.

I'M SORRY ME AND STITCH MELTED A HOTEL

AND GOT YOU FIRED.

ARE YOU MAD?

NAH. NO USE CRYING OVER SPILLED MILK.

IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN CHANGE WHAT HAPPENED.

NO, BUT I CAN.

Lilo: WE'RE GONNA FIX THIS.

THIS TIME, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PLAN

SO WE GET IT RIGHT.

OK, THIS IS YOU, AND THIS IS ME.

STITCH, CAR!

FINE. YOU BE THE CAR.

VROOM! VROOM!

RRRRRRR! VROOOOOM!

STITCH! PAY ATTENTION!

WE HAVE TO GET IT ALL PERFECT THIS TIME.

HUMPF!

NOW...

THIS IS YOU, THIS IS ME,

AND THIS IS THE EXPERIMENT.

IF THE EXPERIMENT GOES INSIDE THE HOTEL AGAIN,

YOU DON'T FOLLOW IT INTO THE LOBBY.

INSTEAD, YOU GO OVER THE ROOF

LIKE YOU DID THE FIRST TIME.

GOT IT?

Stitch: ROOF. EHH!

MEANWHILE, I'LL MAKE WITTY CONVERSATION

WITH KEONI.

EHH! HUH?

SINCE WE'RE GOING BACK ANYWAYS,

I FIGURE I COULD DO IT EVEN BETTER THIS TIME.

WHATEVER.

WHOA!

COWABUNGA!

WHOA! UHH!

AAH! OOH! AHH!

[BELL TOLLING]

OK, YOU GO THAT WAY.

I STAND HERE AND LOOK PRETTY.

COUSIN.

'SUP, LILO?

HAH KATA!

TOO BAD THIS TREE GOT THE DRY ROT.

JUST MAKE SURE IT FALLS AWAY FROM THE PARKING LOT.

[CHAIN SAW WHIRRING]

COUSIN.

YAAH!

HEY, YOU WANT TO GET SOME--

[SIREN WHOOPING]

WHAT WAS THAT?!

OH, NO.

THISLOLO DOG JUMPED ON THE TREE,

THREW OFF THE WEIGHT.

AH HEH HEH. AHH...

OK, LET'S DO THIS AGAIN,

BUT THIS TIME, DON'T KNOCK OVER THE TREE,

AND I'M GOING TO TRY A MORE CASUAL APPROACH WITH KEONI.

[BELL TOLLING]

'SUP, LILO?

NOTHING.

FASCINATING WEATHER WE'RE HAVING, ISN'T IT?

[SHRIEKS]

[SHRIEKS]

AAH!

[SIREN BLARING]

OH, NO.

HEY, WANNA GET SOME SHAVE ICE?

I GET A DISCOUNT AT THE HOTEL.

SURE.

[SHIP'S HORN, CRASH]

WHAT? HEY!

ONE MORE TIME.

WHOA!

COWABUNGA!

WHOA! AAH!

AAH! OOH! AHH!

[TUMBLING]

OHH!

UH-OH. UH-OH.

SOMEONE FORGOT TO SWITCH ON SOMEONE FORGOT TO SWITCH ON

THE PARADOX INHIBITOR. THE PARADOX INHIBITOR.

[BELL TOLLING]

'SUP, LILO?

YOW!

UH-OH.

HEY, WANNA GET SOME SHAVE ICE?

I GET A DISCOUNT AT THE HOTEL.

MAYBE NEXT TIME.

[RUMBLING] [GASPS]

HEY!

[HOLDS BREATH]

Lilo: OK, HERE'S WHAT WE HAVE TO AVOID:

THE CRUISE SHIP CRASHING INTO THE HOTEL,

US RUNNING INTO OURSELVES,

AND A GIANT TIDAL WAVE HITTING THE ISLAND.

MAYBE WE'RE NOT GOING BACK FAR ENOUGH.

LET'S GO BACK 5 MINUTES FURTHER.

OK.

WHOA!

COWABUNGA!

UH-OH. YOU TURNED THE DIAL THE WRONG WAY.

INSTEAD OF GOING BACKWARD, YOU WENT FORWARD,

WAY FORWARD.

WE BETTER GET BACK TO 12:00.

UH-HUH.

Jumba: EXPERIMENT 626.

HUH?

YOU'RE ALIVE?

UHH?

HMM.

WAS THAT MY TIME-SURFING BOARD?

'SUP, LILO?

'SUP, KEONI?

YOU KNOW.

TOTALLY.

LATER, LILO.

LATER.

Stitch: LILO!

I TALKED TO KEONI,

YOU GOT THE EXPERIMENT...

[CHAIN SAW WHIRRING]

Lilo: THE HOTEL'S ALL RIGHT...

Lilo: AND I'M NOT UNDER ARREST.

IT WORKED!

LET'S GO HOME BEFORE WE MESS ANYTHING ELSE UP.

OKETAKA.

[GRUMBLES] WHAT WAS THAT?

625: HEY, RIP VAN FISHEAD,

YOU HAVE A GOOD NAP?

MMM. WONDERFUL.

ANYTHING HAPPEN WHILE I WAS ASLEEP?

AH, THE USUAL.

I MADE SANDWICHES. AN EXPERIMENT WAS ACTIVATED.

NOTHING NEW, REALLY.

WHAT?!

[GROWLS]

HELLO?

NANI?

[VACUUM] Pleakley: SHE'S AT WORK!

LIFT YOUR LEG!

THEN EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL.

WHAAH!

GIVE ME THAT MELTING EXPERIMENT, TROG.

OH, NO.

WE MESSED IT UP AGAIN.

GANTU DIDN'T SHOW UP LAST TIME WE DID THIS.

NOW WHAT DO WE DO?

WAAH! IKKA PATOOKA!

HAH! GOOD ONE, STITCH!

UH...WHERE'S MELTY?

UH-OH.

UHH! HOW KIND OF YOU TO INVITE ME IN, TROG.

[CHUCKLES] HAVE FUN CLEANING UP THE MESS.

OK. SO WE GO BACK ONE MORE TIME

AND-- AAH! TIME MACHINE!

OK. SO WE MELTED THE TIME MACHINE,

AND OUR HOUSE IS GONE,

AND GANTU TOOK THE EXPERIMENT,

BUT AT LEAST NANI KEPT HER JOB.

LILO, I JUST LOST MY JOB.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOUSE?

I JUST DON'T HAVE THE TOOLS FOR THIS.

I'M GOING TO THE STORE FOR A WET-DRY VACUUM.

GANTU SHOWED UP AT THE HOTEL LOOKING FOR MELTY?

SHOWED UP AND WRECKED IT.

MR. JAMESON HAD TO CLOSE THE HOTEL

AND LAY OFF ALL THE STAFF TILL IT'S REPAIRED.

I'M GONNA GO MAKE SURE

PLEAKLEY DOESN'T SPEND ALL MY SAVINGS.

THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

IF I HADN'T GONE BACK IN TIME

TO KEEP FROM EMBARRASSING MYSELF IN FRONT OF KEONI,

THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAVE HAPPENED.

YES. YOUR FAULT.

WHAT'S THAT?

LITTLE GIRL, 626! I HAVE ARRIVED TO SAVE YOUR BEHINDS!

JUMBA? YOU BROUGHT US A NEW TIME MACHINE!

IT HAS TAKEN ME DECADES TO REALIZE

WHAT HAPPENED HERE SO LONG AGO.

FROM THE DAY I SHOWED YOU MY TIME-SURFER,

FABRIC OF TIME WAS ALTERED.

HOUSE MELTED,

OUR LITTLE FAMILY BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR.

I LOST 2 OF MY EYESIGHTS AND YECCH!

DON'T EVEN ASKED WHAT HAPPENED TO PLEAKLEY.

IT WAS NOT UNTIL I SAW YOU SURFING THROUGH TIME

THAT I WAS ADDING 2 AND 2.

I'M SORRY I RUINED THE FUTURE.

LITTLE GIRL, YOU CAN FIX EVERYTHING, BUT ONLY ONE WAY.

YOU MUST GO BACK TO BEGINNING

AND RELIVE IT EXACTLY AS IT ORIGINALLY HAPPENED.

YOU MEAN, I'LL HAVE TO HUMILIATE MYSELF IN FRONT OF KEONI?

A BROKEN TIME STRAND CAN ONLY BE REPAIRED IF RELIVED EXACTLY,

BUT MORE IMPORTANT IS ACCEPTING OF YOUR MISTAKE.

IF YOU ARE DWELLING IN THE PAST,

YOU CANNOT BE LIVING IN PRESENT,

AND WE LOSE SIGHT OF FUTURE.

NOW, GET GOING BEFORE SOMETHING MELTS THIS MACHINE, TOO!

HEH HEH! GO, GO!

THANKS, JUMBA.

GOOD LUCK, LITTLE GIRL. HEH HEH HEH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I HAVE COME TO GIVE YOU WARNING.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT BUILD ROBOT WIFE.

IS TOO EASY FOR THEM TO HACK INTO BANK ACCOUNT.

AAH!

OOH! OW!

[BELL TOLLING]

MAKE SURE YOU DO EXACTLY LIKE THE FIRST TIME.

HUH?

HERE WE GO.

WHOA!

OOH!

'SUP, LILO?

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

HAH KATA!

LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.

N-N-NO! I'M OK.

I--I MEANT TO DO THAT,

'CAUSE... [SIGHS]

'CAUSE I'M DOING A HULA ABOUT A MUD MONSTER.

HUH! OK, SEE YA LATER.

I'M BACK! AND I HAD THE MOST PERFECT

FIRST DAY OF WORK EVER.

I BET IT WAS 'CAUSE OF THAT LUCK CHARM YOU GAVE ME.

LILO, WHAT'S WRONG?

I HUMILIATED MYSELF IN FRONT OF KEONI,

AND THEN I WENT BACK IN TIME TO FIX IT,

BUT YOU LOST YOUR JOB,

AND I HAD TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN

AND LET MYSELF FALL IN THE MUD IN FRONT OF KEONI.

[SIGHS]

I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT YOU SHOULDN'T GO BACK IN TIME.

YOU COULDA?

SURE, 'CAUSE EVEN IF TODAY WAS BAD,

THE BEST THING TO DO IS MOVE ON AND TRY TO DO BETTER TOMORROW.

YEAH. I KIND OF FIGURED THAT OUT.

YOU WENT BACK IN TIME?!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

KEONI?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING.

[GASPS] A MONSTER! MADE OF MUD!

WITH A HULA SKIRT!

YEAH. THAT MUD MONSTER HULA IDEA SOUNDS TOTALLY RAD.

HEY, YOU WANT TO GO SEE A MOVIE?

LILO, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH STITCH?

Lilo: OH, STITCH IS PROTECTING MELTY

UNTIL WE CAN TAKE HIM TO THE ALUMINUM RECYCLING PLANT WHERE HE BELONGS,

JUST IN CASE GANTU COMES AND RIPS THE ROOF OFF LIKE LAST TIME.

WHAT LAST TIME?

UH...I THINK IT'S BEST IF WE DON'T DWELL ON THE PAST.

BESIDES, GANTU SHOULDN'T SHOW UP,

'CAUSE EVERYTHING SHOULD BE PERFECTLY BACK TO NORMAL.

[YAWNS]

HEY, SLEEPYHEAD. YOU HAVE A GOOD NAP?

WONDERFUL. ANYTHING HAPPEN WHILE I WAS ASLEEP?

AH, THE USUAL. I MADE SANDWICHES,

ETCHED A LASER TATTOGRAPH ON YOUR PATOOKIE.

NOTHING NEW, REALLY.

YOU LASERED MY PATOOKIE?

[CHUCKLES] YOU ARE ONE DEEP SLEEPER, MY FRIEND.

IT'S ACTUALLY A WONDERFUL LIKENESS OFMOI.

YOU WANNA SEE?

YOU WANNA SEE THIS?!

[ZAP, ZAP] AAH!