Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA!

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HA HA HA!

AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

Lilo: LOTS OF PEOPLE SAY "MERRY CHRISTMAS,"

BUT HERE IN HAWAII, WE SAY"MELE KALIKIMAKA." YOU TRY.

MELE KALIKI-BLAH-BLAH.

WE'LL HAVE TO WORK ON THAT.

FOLLOW ME, AND I'LL SHOW YOU

THE BEST PART ABOUT CHRISTMAS.

[GULPING]

LILO...

YOU'RE NOT SNEAKING AROUND,

LOOKING FOR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS AGAIN, ARE YOU?

WHAT? ME? NO.

STITCH AND I ARE...

PRACTICING OUR... BALLERINA WALKING.

YOU HATE BALLERINAS.

BUT IF I DON'T LEARN THEIR SECRET TOE-WALKING TECHNIQUE,

HOW WILL I EVER SNEAK INTO THEIR RANKS AND SUBVERT THEIR ROUTINE?

IT'S NO USE.

I HID THE PRESENTS EXTRA GOOD THIS YEAR.

SHH.

EVERY YEAR, NANI HIDES OUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.

IT'S MY JOB AS A LITTLE SISTER TO FIND THEM.

IT'S ANOTHER HAWAIIAN CHRISTMAS TRADITION.

SHE'S SO PREDICTABLE.

THIS IS WHERE SHE HID THEM LAST YEAR.

WHOO! OHH.

PRESENTS!

NO! YOU CAN'T OPEN IT.

YOU NEVER OPEN PRESENTS BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

THAT'S THE RULE.

BUT... YOU CAN SHAKE THEM

AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY ARE.

MAYBE IT'S THE SHRUNKEN HEAD I KEEP ASKING FOR.

I TRIED MAKING MY OWN,

BUT MYRTLE WOULDN'T HOLD STILL.

HUH?

AMATAGA!

NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE ALL THOSE!

AHH! WA-NA-NA-NO.

CHRISTMAS ISN'T JUST ABOUT GETTING PRESENTS.

IT'S OK TO LIKE THE PRESENTS,

JUST DON'T ACT LIKE YOU LIKE THEM.

THAT'S WHAT I DO.

d JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS... d

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING'S ATTACKING JUMBA AND PLEAKLEY.

d ON A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH d

d HEY! JINGLE BELLS d

d JINGLE ALL THE WAY d

d OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE d

d IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH d

d JINGLE THROUGH THE SNOW d

WHAT'S WRONG?

EH! 626 AND LITTLE GIRL.

WE ARE WEARING UNCOMFORTABLE FESTIVE CLOTHING.

AND VOCALIZING SOME OF YOUR TRADITIONAL YULETIDE EARTH CHANT.

THE MELODIOUS COUNTERPOINT IS FASCINATING.

I'VE RESEARCHED WINTER EARTH HOLIDAYS LIKE KWANZAA,

CHRISTMAS, HANUKKAH, AND THE YEAR-END CLEARANCE SALE

AT MENDLETON'S DEPARTMENT STORE.

I DON'T THINK THAT LAST ONE'S A HOLIDAY.

IF 50% OFF EVERYTHING ISN'T A HOLIDAY, SISTER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!

OH, LOOK! AN ELECTRIC TOASTING FORK!

[SNIFFING]

CARE FOR SOME HOMEMADE EGGNOG?

CHUNKY STYLE, OR SCRAMBLED?

AHH... [GULPING]

[BELCHES]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHRISTMAS TREE?

LIKE IT? WHAT I'VE DONE

IS MADE A CLOSED STUDY OF EVERGREEN ADORNMENTS,

AND NOTICED THE PREPONDERANCE OF CIRCULAR OBJECTS

USED IN A DECORATIVE MOTIF.

USUALLY, CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS

DON'T INCLUDE SPORTS EQUIPMENT.

THAT'S WHY I'VE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST.

[GRUNTS]

A 3-HOLED, RECREATIONAL PROJECTILE ORB.

A CLASSIC TREE TOPPER, IF I EVER SAW ONE.

[CRASH]

AHA! EXCELLENT! YOU HAVE KILLED TREE.

IS CHRISTMAS OVER NOW?

NOTHING TO SEE HERE. EVERYTHING'S FINE.

Nani: WHAT HAPPENED?

PLEAKLEY BROKE THE CHRISTMAS TREE.

AGAIN? THAT'S THE THIRD ONE.

WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MORE.

MAYBE WE CAN FIX IT WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK.

WORK? BUT YOU CAN'T GO.

IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.

I KNOW. I'M SORRY, BUT MR. WONG HAS ME WORKING

DOUBLE SHIFTS BECAUSE OF THE HOLIDAY.

LOOK, I PROMISE I'LL BE HOME BEFORE TOO LATE.

BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS!

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A TREE.

Pleakley: NOT TO WORRY! EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL.

I'LL BE THE TREE.

IS HE ALL RIGHT?

SOMETIMES I WONDER.

LOOK, DON'T WORRY. I'LL BE BACK BEFORE TOO LONG.

WE'LL STILL HAVE CHRISTMAS.

625: d ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS d

d I JUST MADE FOR ME d

d A SA-A-ANDWICH d

HEY, FLOUNDER-FACE, WHERE YOU BEEN?

GRAB A HOLIDAY HOAGIE AND JOIN THE PARTY.

YOU CAN WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THIS RIDICULOUS EARTH CUSTOM IF YOU WANT,

BUT FOR ONCE, I HAVE THE UPPER HAND.

HAMSTERVIEL'S BEEN ON A RAMPAGE LATELY, BUT THIS SHOULD PLEASE HIM.

I'VE OBTAINED A DORMANT EXPERIMENT POD.

NOW, JUST HO-HO-HOLD ON A MINUTE, THERE, TUNA TOES.

YOU'RE NOT JUST GOING TO TRANSPORT THAT POD

TO HAMSTERVIEL, ARE YOU?

IT'S CHRISTMAS!

EVERYBODY'S GIVING EACH OTHER GIFTS.

PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT.

IF I WRAP THIS UP IN HOLIDAY PAPER WITH A BOW,

IT MIGHT GET THE LITTLE GERBIL OFF MY DORSAL FIN.

SURE... EVERYONE LIKES GETTING PRESENTS,

EVEN MEGALOMANIACAL RODENTS

WITH DELUSIONS OF GALACTIC DOMINATION.

HMM. I SHOULD GET THIS WRAPPED.

OH, HEY, HEY, HEY...

IF YOU WANT TO BLEND IN OUT THERE?

YOU BETTER PUT ON A RED SUIT AND HAT.

EVERYONE'S WEARING THEM.

Lilo: THE BEST WAY TO TEACH YOU ABOUT CHRISTMAS

IS FOR YOU TO SEE IT FIRST-HAND,

AND THE BEST PLACE TO SEE CHRISTMAS...

IS AT THE MALL.

PLUS, THEY USUALLY HAVE FREE CHEESE LOG SAMPLES HERE, TOO.

[MOANING]

HEY, GET OUT OF HERE!

AHH, BLAH!

d DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY d

d FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA d

d 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY d

[SINGING OFF-KEY] d FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA d

[WHISPERING]

[MUMBLING]

SWEET MERCIFUL KRINGLE!

YOU'RE NAUGHTY!

MELE KELIMAL!

[KIDS SCREAMING]

IT'SMELE KALIKIMAKA.

OHH...

YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM WHAT WE IN THE KID BIZ

REFER TO AS THE CHRISTMAS CRAZIES.

YOU'VE GOT TO REMEMBER,

IF YOU'RE BAD, SANTA WON'T BRING YOU ANY PRESENTS.

[GASPS]

AKA TIKI BABA!

OHH!

WHAT DID WE JUST TALK ABOUT?

WAH! UH, UH.

GIVE IT BACK!

AAH!

MMM. AHH. ZOTNO ZIBI. MM?

IT'S HIS FIRST CHRISTMAS.

HE'S A LITTLE EXCITED.

AAH!

[SQUEAKS]

WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?

THIS IS JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED

WITH THE PIG AT THE LUAU.

HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.

GO EASY ON HIM THIS YEAR.

AND YOU'LL NOTICE, IF YOU CHECK YOUR LIST,

I'M THE ONE BEING GOOD, HERE.

I'M HERE TO PICK UP A PACKAGE I LEFT TO HAVE WRAPPED.

I'M SORRY, SIR, BUT WE HAD AN ACCIDENT.

A LITTLE BLUE ACCIDENT.

HMM. WAS IT AN ILLEGAL GENETIC MUTATION?

I-I MEAN, A NAUGHTY PUPPY?

PUPPY'S NOT THE WORD I WOULD USE.

THAT ABOMINATION 626!

IT'S TIME I MADE HIM PART OF CHRISTMAS PAST.

[BAWLING]

OW!

GRR! GRR!

[BAWLING]

WHEW!

STITCH?

LILO...

HAVE YOU SEEN STITCH?

HE'S UP IN THE ATTIC.

OH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE DID A LOT OF CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.

OPEN UP, YOU GREEDY LITTLE GENETIC MISTAKE!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

AH! LITTLE GIRL.

626 HAS MANY GIFTS THAT HE IS KEEPING TO HIMSELF.

STITCH! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH YOU?

YOU'VE TORN UP HALF THE TOWN,

STOLEN PRESENTS, MADE LITTLE KIDS CRY.

IT'S LIKE THERE'S A SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS RUINED.

I WILL TEACH HIM TO SHARE BRIGHTLY WRAPPED GOODIES

WITH EVIL GENIUS WHO CREATED HIM!

DON'T! THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH STITCH.

HE NEEDS OUR HELP.

I KNOW A SECRET WAY.

Jumba: AHA! I'M HAVING YOU NOW!

Stitch: AKI TABA!

[BUMPING AND WHIRRING]

OW! [LILO SCREAMS]

TIPATA TU!

AHA! GOT YOU!

JUMBA, LOOK OUT!

OOH!

ARE YOU OK?

I'M OK.

I LANDED ON MY PATOOKI.

HA HA--OOH.

BAD STITCH!

NOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET

ANY CHRISTMAS... PRESENTS.

WOW.

AH, WE'LL SEE WHO IS BEING WATCHED CANINE NOW, YES?

I CAN'T HEAR HIM.

CONTAINMENT POD IS SOUNDPROOF, BULLETPROOF,

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, 626-PROOF.

HE TOOK EVERYONE'S PRESENTS AND RUINED CHRISTMAS.

WHY?

HMM. PERHAPS TOO MANY VISIONS

OF SUGAR PLUMS DANCING IN HIS HEAD, OR MAYBE...

626'S ORIGINAL DESTRUCTIVE PROGRAMMING HAS COME BACK ONLINE.

OPEN CONTAINER. I WILL GIVE 626 ADJUSTMENTS.

Pleakley: STOP!

AS AN AMBASSADOR OF GOOD WILL TOWARDS MEN,

AND THE OFFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE FOR THIS HOUSE,

I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO ADJUST 626 IN SUCH A MANNER.

GIVE ME THE MALLET.

PLEAKLEY'S RIGHT.

WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHY

HE'S ACTING THE WAY HE IS.

Jumba: NOW, MY LITTLE FRIEND...

THIS BRAIN ANALYZER WILL LET US SEE

WHAT DESTRUCTIVE THOUGHTS ARE IN YOUR MIND.

Lilo: BUT THESE AREN'T DESTRUCTIVE THOUGHTS AT ALL.

[LAPPING]

EW!

Jumba: AHA! YOU SEE THERE?

THERE WAS LOGICAL REASONING FOR 626'S BEHAVIOR.

YOU WERE AFTER AN EXPERIMENT POD THE WHOLE TIME?

I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT

YOU WERE JUST AFTER THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.

NOW, WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHICH PRESENT HAS THE POD,

THEN RETURN ALL THE OTHER GIFTS.

Pleakley: AAH...

MAKA MAKA! SALSA!

OH, NO.

IT WAS SANTA!

IT WAS HORRIBLE!

HE TOOK THE ROOF, AND ALL OF STITCH'S PRESENTS!

AND HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE ME!

AND I'M THE CHRISTMAS TREE!

Gantu: HO HO HO.

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

[HAMMERING]

HEY, WHAT IS WRONG?

WHY THE LONG BRANCHES?

I'M DOING MY BEST

TO REPRESENT A CONIFEROUS EVERGREEN

INDICATIVE OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON,

BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE!

OH. MAYBE MAYBE YOU NEED FESTIVE PARCELS.

WHAT?

PRESENTS FOR TO HAVE UNDERNEATH YOU.

OF COURSE!

PRESENTS UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE!

I'VE BEEN GOING ABOUT THIS BACKWARDS!

CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT THE TREE.

IT'S ABOUT THE PRESENTS UNDER IT.

626 AND LITTLE GIRL ARE STALKING GANTU.

THEY WILL BRING PRESENTS.

NO, NO, NO, I HAVE TO GET MY OWN.

OTHERWISE, IT DOESN'T REALLY COUNT.

JUMBA, IT'S TIME WE TOOK A LITTLE TRIP...

TO THE MALL!

THE BIG WHALE HEAD

MUST HAVE ALL THE PRESENTS INSIDE THE SHIP.

[STITCH GRUNTS]

WE'LL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO SNEAK INSIDE.

WE'LL HAVE TO BE QUIET, AND NOT--STITCH?

EEE AAH!

HEY, HEY, HEY! KEEP IT DOWN OUT HERE!

I'M TAKING A CHRISTMAS NAP!

[MUMBLING] AH, FOR THE LOVE OF...

[STITCH GROANS]

I'M OK.

I'M FLUFFY!

I MEAN IT! PIPE DOWN!

OW.

OK, THEN.

WE'LL STORM THE PLACE!

BE ON YOUR GUARD.

I DO NOT WANT TO BE TRAMPLED IN HOLIDAY SHOPPING FRENZY.

[SLURPS]

[GASPS] LOOK!

THERE HE IS!

Pleakley: IT'S SANTA!

[SNORING]

Stitch: SABATA!

AHA!

SANTA? HEY, YOU'RE NOT SANTA CLAUS!

YOU'RE NOT ANY CLAUS AT ALL.

WRAP HIM UP, STITCH!

I'LL FIND THE PRESENTS.

SHUGGIBA!

[DISHES CLANGING]

HEY, I WAS SAVING THAT NOG FOR LATER!

THERE'S NO PRESENTS.

AH, LOOK.

GANTU TOOK ALL THE PRESENTS, ALL RIGHT?

TOOK THEM? WHERE?

[BUZZING AND BEEPING]

OH, HANG ON. I SHOULD GET THAT.

HELLO.

IS 626 AND LITTLE GIRL BEING THERE?

IT'S, UH... IT'S FOR YOU.

JUMBA, GANTU AND THE PRESENTS ARE GONE.

BOTH ARE HERE AT MALL.

ALTHOUGH AT FIRST WE THOUGHT GANTU WAS SANTA,

BUT HE WAS AN IMPOSTOR!

Pleakley: OH, NO, YOU DON'T, LADY.

I SAW IT FIRST!

AAH! YOU MUST HURRY.

SHOPPING ON CHRISTMAS EVE IS VERY DANGEROUS.

COME ON, STITCH.

YOU WRAPPED A SMALL PARCEL FOR ME.

IT'S AMONG THESE OTHERS.

I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND IT.

TO HAMSTERWHEEL,

FROM YOUR SPACE BUDDY GANTU.

HAVE A COSMIC CHRISTMAS AND A NEBULOUS NEW YEAR.

SHOW OFF.

FINALLY!

AN UNACTIVATED POD THAT I CAN HAND OVER TO--

MAGATA!

ABOMINATION!

GANTU, DON'T YOU KNOW?

CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT GIVING.

AND YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE THAT BACK,

OR BY THE CREST OF THE TANLARS MOON, I'LL--

[GUN COCKS] YOU'LL WHAT?

I AM ASKING.

GANTU...

IN ACCORDANCE WITH GALACTIC STAND-OFF REGULATIONS,

YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE OUTNUMBERED.

OR, IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF SANTA CLAUS,

HO HO HO.

[MUFFLED YELLING]

Pleakley: HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO A CHRISTMAS TREE!

HAND IT OVER.

OH! [GASPS]

OH!

Pleakley: JUMBA, BE CAREFUL!

YOU'RE TWISTING MY TINSEL!

Jumba: YOUR ELBOW IS IN 2 OF MY EYES.

STOP THAT, YOU LITTLE TROG!

[GRUNTING] WHOA!

I'M LOOKING FOR A SHRUNKEN HEAD.

FAKE, OF COURSE.

SHRUNKEN HEAD?

SORRY, LADY.

HEAD SHRINKING IS NOT PART OF HAWAII'S CULTURAL HERITAGE.

TRY SOUTH AMERICA.

[GANTU GRUNTING]

WHAT WAS THAT?

[BOTH YELLING]

LOOK! IT'S SANTA!

AND HIS MUTANT ELF!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

HURRY! TAKE THIS!

HAND IT OVER.

I DON'T HAVE IT, YOU BIG DUMMY!

MY PATIENCE IS GROWING THIN.

OW! HEY! STOP THAT!

OH...OH...OH...

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

HA! GOT YOU!

OH, BLITZEN.

[CRASH]

[CRASH]

THAT'S THE BIGGEST SANTA I'VE EVER SEEN.

AT LAST!

FREEDOM!

SWEET HOLIDAY FREEDOM!

AAH!

I'VE LOST MY DECORATIVE ORBS!

[EVIL CHUCKLE]

[UNZIPS]

LILO, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M FINE.

[BOTH GASP]

I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS A LONG TIME AGO!

GO AHEAD!

YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED CHRISTMAS

FOR EVERYONE.

I RUINED CHRISTMAS?

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOOK THE PRESENT

I WAS PLANNING TO GIVE TO HAMSTERVIEL.

YOU...

WERE GOING TO GIVE HAMSTERVIEL A GIFT?

WELL, YES.

ISN'T THAT WHAT YOUR CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY IS ALL ABOUT,

GIVING PRESENTS?

ACTUALLY...

YOU'RE RIGHT.

IGULLIGOO?

IT'S NOT ABOUT GETTING PRESENTS.

IT'S ABOUT GIVING.

SANTA?

DO I GET A PRESENT?

YOU? A PROTO EARTH FORM?

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

WHY WOULD I--

NO, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.

CEASE USING YOUR OCULAR ORBS TO GAIN SYMPATHY.

[GROANS]

THIS IS AN INFECTIOUS HOLIDAY YOU HAVE ON THIS PLANET.

PERHAPS THIS IS A PRESENT WE CAN ALL ENJOY!

I CAN ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO SEND TO HAMSTERVIEL.

OH...EXPERIMENT 025.

THIS IS EXPERIMENT I DESIGNED

AS A BEACON TO SIGNAL ALIEN ARMADA.

I THINK WILL MAKE EXCELLENT GIFT.

[LAUGHS]

I'M GONNA CALL YOU...

TOPPER.

AND I KNOW THE PERFECT PLACE FOR YOU.

SEE!

I KNEW I MADE A GREAT CHRISTMAS TREE!

[LAUGHING] OH...

THE BLINKING LIGHTS TICKLE.

[LAUGHS]

AND BEST OF ALL...

I NOW HAVE THE PERFECT TREE TOPPER.

[LAUGHS]

YOU SEE?

MAKES WONDERFUL DECORATION

FOR CHRISTMAS TREE, NO?

Gantu: AND HERE'S ONE FOR LITTLE KIKOA.

ONE FOR PAKEESHA.

AND THIS ONE'S FOR JAMES.

[LAUGHING] IS GOOD.

I AM LIKING THIS HOLIDAY MORE AND MORE.

OHANA IS THE BEST GIFT OF ALL.

MELE KARMA CHAMELEON!

Lilo: THAT'SMELE KALIKIMAKA!

Alien: HEY! WHO TURNED ON THE SIGNAL BEACON?

Second alien: WHO CARES? THEY GOT FRUITCAKE DOWN THERE!

Third alien: COME ON, GUYS!

[ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING]