Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HEE HEE HEE HEE!

HE'S HEADED FOR TOWN!

GET HIM, STITCH!

WAKKA TAKKA!

AHH, 626 IS ABOUT TO TAKE ON EXPERIMENT 515,

THE DE-FORESTATOR.

I NEVER TIRE OF WATCHING 626.

HE HAS EXCEPTIONAL CORNERING CAPABILITIES.

THAT EXPERIMENT WILL NOT ESCAPE ME.

IT PROBABLY WILL ESCAPE ME,

AND I'M OK WITH THAT.

[SIGHS]

WAH! WHEE!

WHOA--WHOA--WHOA! OOH WHOO!

HUH?

SUSSA.

CHIVVI CHIBBA!

AKUTA NAGGA PEETOO!

OKEE TAKKA.

CAPTURED AND TURNED BACK TO GOOD IN 2 MINUTES FLAT.

THAT'S A NEW RECORD!

HAND OVER THAT EXPERIMENT NOW!

OOKA TAKKA.

CHIPPEE YIGGA!

SO, WHAT'D I MISS?

[SIGHS] WELL, THAT WASN'T SO BAD.

EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.

A MERE CONSEQUENCE OF BATTLE.

A REAL WARRIOR WOULD NOT BE CONCERNED.

ER...BLITSNAK.

NICE UNDIES, GANTU.

CHIKKI BADDA.

THAT'S TIKI BAH BAH LIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN TIKI BAH BAH.

LITTLE GIRL IS RIGHT.

YOUR IMPROVING PERFORMANCE HAS EXCEEDED ALL EXPECTATIONS,

AND TO THINK I MADE YOU.

STITCH IS THE MOST SPECIALIST THING YOU EVER MADE.

JUMBA NAGGA MEEGA POCHU.

WHAT?!

I'LL NEVER MAKE ANYTHING SPECIALER THAN YOU?

IS THAT SO?

GIVE IT UP FOR THE GREATEST, THE BESTEST, THE BADDEST,

THE KING OF KOKAWA TOWN

STITCH!

FINALLY! I WAS GETTING WORRIED.

YOU SHOULD NEVER WORRY,

NOT WHEN I HAVE STITCH WITH ME TO KICK BUTT.

LILO! SUCH LANGUAGE WAS OUTLAWED

BY THE BALORIAN UNIVERSAL TALKING TREATY

AND YOUR BIG SISTER, WHO HAD TO WORK LATE.

NOW, WILL YOU ASSIST ME

IN SETTING OUT THE THANKSGIVING DINNER?

THANKSGIVING?

AGAIN?

IT IS ONCE A MONTH, RIGHT?

IS THERE PUMPKIN PIE?

OF COURSE.

YEP, ONCE A MONTH.

HELP SET THE TABLE, STITCH?

OH, OK.

YOU DID EARN YOUR KEEP PRETTY GOOD TODAY.

GABBA GHI!

STITCH, WE SAY PLEASE AROUND HERE, REMEMBER?

STITCH SPECIAL!

YEAH, YOU'RE SPECIAL, BUT DON'T BE BOSSY.

IF YOU KEEP IT UP, YOU'LL END UP LIKE THAT GUY

IN THAT MOVIE WHO BOSSED PEOPLE AROUND

AND THEN ZOMBIES ATE HIM.

HE DESERVED IT.

THE LITTLE MONSTER COULD STAND TO LEARN SOME MANNERS.

AS LONG AS HE ASKS FOR SOMETHING RUDELY,

WE WON'T GIVE IT TO HIM.

STITCH!

UNLESS HE HITS ME WITH POTATOES.

MIGGA NAGGA CHEETAH KOOTA!

626 SAYS MASHED POTATOES NO LONGER GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM.

STITCH SPECIAL!

TCH, TCH, TCH, PERHAPS 626 IS GETTING TOO BIG

FOR FUZZY BLUE BRITCHES.

THAT IS ALL!

I WILL SHOW YOU TO DISRESPECT EVIL GENIUS SCIENTIST CREATOR.

JUMBA, YOU IN HERE?

I BROUGHT YOUR DINNER.

YOUR FAVE. MASHED POTATOES,

AND SOME OF IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN IN MY NOSE.

I'M SURE STITCH DIDN'T MEAN WHAT HE SAID.

YOU SHOULD GET MAD--AAH!

NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T SEE WHAT YOU SEE.

GIANT EYE PLAY TRICKS.

BUT THAT'S A...

THAT'S A...

NEW EXPERIMENT POD, YES, I ADMIT IT,

BUT IS GREATEST INVENTION YET.

GREATER THAN STITCH?

SURE. 626 THINKS HE IS CREAM OF CROP.

I HAVE PROVEN OTHER WAY.

I HAVE DONE HIM ONE BETTER, LITERALLY.

ALLOW ME TO BE INTRODUCING

EXPERIMENT 627!

GRR!

HAS ALL STRENGTHS OF 626, NONE OF WEAKNESSES.

DOES NOT SINK IN WATER, AVAILABLE IN TASTEFUL EARTH TONE COLORS,

AND ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY CANNOT BE TURNED TO GOOD.

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH AN AWFUL, SNARLING,

CLAWING, GROWLING LITTLE MONSTER

WHO CAN ONLY SAY... GRR!

AH, 626 NEEDED A REALITY CHECK.

BESIDES, HAD PLANS LAYING AROUND.

YOU KNOW EVIL GENIUS, USE IT OR LOSE IT.

THIS IS COMPLETELY AGAINST GALACTIC REGULATIONS.

IN ALL GOOD SENSE, I'M GOING TO--

I HAVE OTHER OLD PLANS,

LIKE MAYBE FOR EXPERIMENT WITH GIANT FINGER

FOR POKING SOMEONE'S GIANT EYE.

WELL, MAYBE THE OTHERS DON'T NEED TO KNOW JUST YET.

AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING...

DON'T WORRY.

627 IS NICE AND SAFE IN CONTAINER.

NO EVIL TO WORRY ABOUT.

I'M GETTING HORRIBLE FEELING

I'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

EVIL, EVIL!

OOH, YES.

JUST REMEMBERED, 627 HAS SUPER SKILLS OF ESCAPING.

OH, NO. THIS ISN'T GOOD.

IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD.

IT'S A DISASTER!

Dr. Hamsterviel: YOU HAVE ACHIEVED A NEW RECORD FOR FAILURE,

MY SPONGE-BRAINED PUDDY!

I AM BECOMING RELUCTANT TO SHOW MY FACE

AROUND THE GALACTIC OVERLORD'S CELL BLOCK!

ASSOCIATING WITH THISLA-HOO-SER

IS NOT DOING WONDERS FOR MY REP, EITHER.

PERHAPS IF I WASN'T FORCED TO BABY-SIT A HALF WIT,

I COULD GET SOMETHING DONE ON THIS ORBITING MUDBALL.

Dr. Hamsterviel: SILENCE!

I SHOULD BE SMACKING YOU BOTH FIRMLY ABOUT THE HEAD,

NOT EVEN CARING IF I ACCIDENTALLY POKE YOU IN THE NOSE!

CALL ME WHEN YOU MANAGE TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, CHOWDER CHOPS,

I'M NOT SO SURE OUR CURRENT ARRANGEMENT IS WORKING OUT.

MAYBE YOU OUGHTA FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER SIDEKICK.

WHAT IS THAT?

AAH! DROOL OUT! GROSS!

EVIL! EVIL!

GREAT. DISGUSTING AND EVIL.

[PANTS]

EVIL!

EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!

[PANTS]

HMM...

SO JUST AS I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHAT A DOORKNOB YOU ARE,

THIS EXPERIMENT FELL INTO MY LAP.

SURE WAS EASY TO CATCH HIM.

ANYWAY, I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD SIDEKICK

FOR YOU TO CHASE EXPERIMENTS WITH,

THEN BOTH YOU KNUCKLEHEADS CAN GET CREAMED

BY THE LITTLE GIRL AND 626.

GRR!

MEANWHILE, I CAN STAY HOME AND DO WHAT I DO BEST.

NOTHING.

YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING I NEED: POWER.

THIS COULD BE THE START OF A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP.

Lilo: EXPERIMENT 603, A LIVING LASER BOLT.

BARNYARD ANIMALS AND LASER BEAMS DON'T GO TOGETHER.

ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE WANTED ON THE SET!

STITCH, I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW

YOU'RE STARTING TO ACT REALLY STUCK UP,

LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYBODY,

AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,

REALLY COOL PEOPLE DON'T ACT LIKE THAT.

UH-UH. STITCH SPECIAL!

MEEGA BOOTO.

OOPS.

NICE WORK, SHOW OFF.

GANTU.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

NO OFFENSE, BUT I'VE SEEN MORE THAN ENOUGH

OF YOUR UNDIES.

I THOUGHT I'D INTRODUCE YOU TO MY NEW ASSISTANT.

EVIL...

THAT IS ONE GNARLY-LOOKING COUSIN, STITCH.

HA HA HA! MEEGA JABBA.

GRAAH! RAAH!

[ROARS]

LUCKY SHOT.

MEEGA DOOTA.

OUCH.

THIS, AT LAST, IS POWER.

IT LOOKS GOOD ON ME.

Lilo: IT WAS INCREDIBLE, LIKE NOTHING WE'VE SEEN.

IT WAS EVEN TOUGHER THAN STITCH.

AKKA TABBA.

SO 626 THINKS SEVERE POUNDING WAS ONE-TIME ONLY FLUKE, EH?

WELL, I DON'T,

AND WHICHEVER EXPERIMENT IT IS,

WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BEAT IT.

I SEE YOU'RE SEARCHING JUMBA'S DATABASE OFOLD EXPERIMENTS.

I WONDER IF HE HAS A FILE OF MORERECENT EXPERIMENTS

MADE ASRECENTLY AS, SAY,YESTERDAY?

YOU MEAN LIKE EXPERIMENT MADE TO POP PEOPLE IN EYEBALL?

HUH?

UH, IF CREATURE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

IS AS AMAZING AS YOU SAY,

SHOULD BE STUDIED FOR SCIENCE,

PRESERVED IN MUSEUM AND...

IS ONE-EYED BIG MOUTH TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING?

SOMETHING ABOUT YOU HAVING A SCREW LOOSE.

AH, MY SILLY FRIEND, HE IS ONE WITH SCREW LOOSE

IF HE THINK'S I WOULD LET HIM TELL YOU THAT I BUILT 627.

[GASPS]

OH, I AM VERY BUSTED NOW.

627?! YOU MADE A 627?!

HAH! WHO'S AFRAID OF THE FINGER NOW, BIG BOY?

WHO'S AFRAID NOW?!

I CONFESS, I CONFESS. BUT NOW,

YOU SEE BRILLIANT SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT.

YOU KNOW THAT 627 IS EVEN BETTER THAN 626.

STITCH SPECIAL!

YES, 626, YOU ARE SMART, FUNNY, CUTE,

AND AS WE KNOW, FLUFFY,

BUT 627 HAS POWERS OF 20 DIFFERENT EXPERIMENTS.

RRARR! MEGA CHOOBY! JIBA 627!

YOU WOULD PROVE YOU'RE BETTER

PROVE IT?

STITCH, ARE YOU SURE?

EHH! DABBA EHH!

WAAH!

[BLOW DRYER HUMMING]

HA HA HA!

OHH!

OH! HEE HEE! OW! OH!

AAH!

AGGABEE OOGABEE EGGABEE OH!

AAH!

BLAAH!

EEH!

WUHH!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

EVIL!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

PERHAPS I MADE BOO-BOO WHEN I CONSTRUCTED 627.

OH, WELL. LIVING AND LEARNING, EH?

HEH HEH HEH HEH!

STITCH, I'VE GOT A NEW PLAN FOR HOW TO BEAT UP 627.

STITCH NOT SPECIAL.

YES, YOU ARE.

SO YOU'RE NOT KING OF THE BLOCK ANYMORE.

YOU'RE STILL KING OF MY BLOCK.

UNNNHH...BLUHH!

WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING

TO BEAT THAT THING OF GANTU'S.

I KNOW WE WILL!

MAYBE AN ARMY OF VAMPIRES!

[SIGHS]

MUHH!

HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU JOINED US.

WHERE IS GANTU?!

YOU'RE WEARING A CAPE?

AH, THAT'S NOT ANY CAPE!

THAT'S HIS TAKE OVER THE GALAXY CAPE

WITH MATCHING BOOTS AND WRIST THINGIES.

FANCY CAPES MEAN NOTHING!

YOU'RE STILL ONLY MY FISHY FLUNKY!

NOT ANY MORE, DR. HAMSTERVIEL.

I AM NOW THE SUPREME ORDER BRINGER OF THE UNIVERSE!

MORE LIKE OF THE UNITARD. HA HA HA HA!

[GROWLS] AAH!

IN CASE IT ISN'T CLEAR, I QUIT!

WAAH!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

ENOUGH! IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.

BUT IT WAS VERY INTERESTING.

TV: WE WILL RETURN TO WHEN WINGER DOES ATTACK

AFTER THIS.

STILL MOPING? WHEN ARE YOU TWO GONNA CHEER UP?

ME? WHEN I FIGURE OUT HOW TO BEAT 627.

STITCH, WHEN EXISTENCE CEASES TO BE MEANINGLESS.

NONSENSE! REMEMBER THE BATTLE CRY OF GROOVEPLOK 5--

"NEVER GIVE UP!"

WHAT HAPPENED ON GROOVEPLOK 5?

THEY GAVE UP.

HEY, JUMBA, YOU'RE AN EVIL GENIUS.

CAN'T YOU JUST UNMAKE 627?

LITTLE GIRL MUST BE JOKING!

HYDRATION PROCESS IS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED AND TECHNICAL.

NO METHOD KNOWN FOR GOING BACKWARD!

ONCE EXPERIMENT IS HYDRATED,

ABSOTIVELY, POSILUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE DEHYDRATED!

TV Announcer: DO YOU NEED SOMETHING DEHYDRATED?

WELL, NOW, IT'S POSSIBLE!

WE PRESENT THE INSTANT DEHYDRATOR!

DRIES OUT FRUITS, VEGETABLES--

EVEN PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE!

WORTH A SHOT.

HELLO? CUSTOMER SERVICE?

HOOK ME UP!

[TONE]

EXCUSE ME. I HAVE ANOTHER CALL.

[BEEP]

HELLO?

LISTEN, IT'S ME-- GANTU'S... EX-SIDEKICK GUY.

SANDWICH BOY, WHY ARE YOU CALLING?

BECAUSE I CAN HELP YOU BEAT EXPERIMENT 627.

IT'S A TRICK, RIGHT?

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO AGAINST GANTU?

TRUST ME--OW! I HAVE--OW! MY REASONS!

THAT REALLY HURTS!

UH-HUH.

REALLY?

OK. YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.

JUMBA,

ANY CHANCE 627 COULD HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH LAUGHTER?

HMM. HMM HMM HMM...

I GAVE HIM EXTRA EVERYTHING--

EVIL, STRENGTH...

SO IT'S POSSIBLE HE HAS EXTRA SENSE OF HUMOR.

COULD BE GETTING BAD CASE OF THE GIGGLES.

STITCH, I THINK I KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOUR DAY.

EHH, DOOBA KEE.

OK, SO YOU GOT TOO FULL OF YOURSELF.

A BIG, FAT HEAD, RIGHT?

BIG.

SO, LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKE.

PUT ON YOUR HUMBLE SHOES

AND DO WHAT YOU DO.

YOU'RE STILL THE BADDEST, BESTEST,

MOST SPECIALIST EVIL GENIUS CREATION I'VE EVER KNOWN.

YEAH. EEKA PACHOOKA.

WHO'S THE JIVE SUPREME ORDER BRINGER OF THE UNIVERSE?

DAY TWO!

BLAH! PBBBT!

MY CROWN!

HOW DID THE ABOMINATION BREACH OUR SECURITY?

OOPS. MUSTA BEEN ME. AH, JUST MISSED HIM.

TODAY WE TAKE CARE OF THAT LITTLE BLUE NUISANCE ONCE AND FOR ALL!

DON'T WORRY, STITCH. THEY'LL COME.

EVIL, EVIL, EVIL!

WHAT IS THAT?

I AM NOW THE SUPREME ORDER BRINGER OF THE UNIVERSE.

WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE WEARING PANTS.

YOO-HOO!

TOJA MEGA PATOOTIE!

EVIL!

EEH! UHH! OW! EH! YOW!

[SNICKERS]

BLEHH!

RRARR! WHOA!

OW! UHH!

BLEHH!

HA HA HA HA HA!

HEY, WATCH IT! STAY FOCUSED!

HA HA...

HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA!

THAT'S ENOUGH! STOP LAUGHING!

GRRR!

OH! OW!

HA HA HA HA HA!

STOP IT! STOP IT!

AS SUPREME ORDER BRINGER, I ORDER IT!

LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND HIS WEAKNESS...

WHICH MEANS HE'LL NEVER WIN ANOTHER BATTLE AGAIN.

NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

HA HA HA HA HA!

YOU SLAYED HIM, STITCH!

HA HA HA HA HA!

JUST PUT ANY ITEM IN THE INSTANT DEHYDRATOR,

AND PRESTO.

Pleakley: THIS THANKSGIVING DINNER WILL BE FASCINATING.

THE SWEET LITTLE MONSTER SAID WE WAITED ON HIM HAND AND FOOT

SO NOW IT'S OUR TURN.

TA-DA!

I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU, STITCH,

FOR LEARNING TO BE SO COOL AND HUMBLE.

OHH!

AND I HOPE JUMBA HAS LEARNED HIS LESSON

ABOUT MAKING THOSE SILLY EVIL GENIUS EXPERIMENTS.

WE OUGHT TO MAKE HIM DO THE DISHES!

YEAH!

HEY, WHERE IS JUMBA?

SO MUCH FOR EXPERIMENT 627. UH...

PERHAPS I WILL HAVE BETTER LUCK...

NEXT TIME.