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TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA!

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HA HA HA!

AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

Lilo: DEAR HENRY, I RECEIVED YOUR LAST COMMUNIQUE WITH GREAT JOY.

I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT YOU GET TO GO ON LIBERTY SOON.

EVERYBODY NEEDS TIME TO RECHARGE,

ESPECIALLY YOU BRAVE MEN IN UNIFORM.

WELL...SINCE I LAST WROTE YOU,

I'VE BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH AN ILLEGAL GENETIC EXPERIMENT

FROM ANOTHER PLANET. HIS NAME IS STITCH.

HE HAD A FEW DISCIPLINE PROBLEM,S

BUT HE'S REALLY COME A LONG WAY.

IGA. HA HA HA.

[SLOBBERS]

STAY FROSTY, SOLDIER! SEMPER FI!

LOVE, LILO.

CAMP PENDLETON?

HE'S MY PEN PAL.

AAH. BLBLBLBL.

HEY!

LOOK WHAT I FOUND! IT WAS RIGHT THERE ON THE FLOOR!

IT MUST HAVE BEEN IN SOMEBODY'S MAIL.

EXPERIMENT 509.

HMM.

509.

AGRICULTURAL EXPERIMENT.

IT'S A PLANT?

EXPERIMENT-- DESIGNED TO BE VIOLENT AND INDESTRUCTIBLE.

LOOKS LIKE HARMLESS PLANT ONE MOMENT,

BUT SUDDENLY RISES UP LIKE SAVAGE BEAST AND ATTACKS!

LET'S ACTIVATE IT SO WE CAN FIND ITS ONE TRUE PLACE.

NO, NO, NO. IS TOO RISKY.

BUT WE CAN MAKE FRIENDS WITH IT,

AND THEN IT WON'T ATTACK.

YOU WANTING TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH A PLANT?

[CHUCKLES] OH, IS VERY COMPASSIONATE.

ALSO SILLY.

NO, IMPOSSIBLE TO ACTIVATE WITHOUT CAUSING EXTREME DESTRUCTION.

OF COURSE, IS FUN FOR ME,

BUT FOR PLANET'S SAKE, AM PUTTING AWAY PERMANENTLY.

BUT-- END OF DISCUSSION.

NOT LOOKING SO SAD.

HUNDREDS OF EXPERIMENTS LEFT ON THE LOOSE

WREAKING HAVOC ON ISLAND.

MAKE FRIENDS WITH THOSE.

YEAH. I GOTTA GO TO HULA CLASS.

SEE YOU LATER.

[LILO READS POSTER]

I SAY GOOD RIDDANCE TO THE WATER TOWER.

IT'S CREEPY.

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT PINEAPPLE.

THAT'S NOT CREEPY.

IT IS TO ME.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FAIR.

I'M ENTERING A BASKET I WOVE

IN THE KIDS CRAFT COMPETITION.

I AM ENTERING THE TOMATO-TOSSING CONTEST.

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE SMASHING SOMEONE IN THE FACE

WITH AN OVERRIPE TOMATO.

I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THE BLUE RIBBON

IN THE ORCHID COMPETITION.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, WEIRD-LO?

I'M ENTERING...

AN ORCHID, TOO.

WHAT KIND OF ORCHID?

A BLACK ONE... WITH POLKA-DOTS.

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE ORCHID WORLD.

DO TOO!

OH, YEAH?

BET YOU EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS AT MAIAPULAI COVE

FOR ONE WHOLE WEEK

THAT MY ORCHID WILL BEAT YOUR ORCHID.

[GASPS] [GASPS] [GASPS]

MAIAPULAI COVE?! THAT'S SERIOUS.

IT'S THE BEST AND MOST SECRETEST BEACH

ON THE WHOLE ISLAND.

YOU'RE NOT SCARED TO LOSE, ARE YOU?

ME? SCARED? HA!

GOOD!

WE'LL FINALLY GET TO GO TO MAIAPULAI COVE

WITHOUT ANY WEIRDOS HANGING AROUND.

[GIGGLES]

I HAVE TO WIN THE ORCHID COMPETITION.

I JUST NEED TO GROW AN ORCHID BY THIS WEEKEND.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

[READING]

OHH!

BIGGA.

HEE HEE HA HA HA.

[SHOUTS]

[JACKHAMMER POUNDS]

PLEAKLEY, CAN YOU HELP ME GROW AN ORCHID

FOR THE TOWN FAIR?

TOWN FAIR? WHAT TOWN FAIR?

KOKAUA TOWN FAIR.

THEY HAVE RIDES AND FOOD

AND COMPETITIONS FOR STUFF LIKE FLOWERS.

WHAT ABOUT PINEAPPLES?

THERE'S A HOMEGROWN FRUITS AND VEGETABLES COMPETITION.

HOMEGROWN FRUITS?!

I CAN ENTER MY PI-NORMOUS.

THE PI-NORMOUS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE

HAWAII'S PINEAPPLE INDUSTRY,

AND THEN IT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD!

[JUMBA CHUCKLES]

YOU ARE STARTING TO SOUNDING LIKE EVIL GENIUS.

MAYBE, BUT I'LL BE AN EVIL GENIUS FOR GOOD!

ALWAYS IT STARTS THAT WAY.

HERE IS EVIL GENIUS FERTILIZER

YOU ARE REQUESTING.

WHAT ABOUT MY ORCHID?

SORRY, LILO, I CAN'T WASTE MY PRECIOUS TIME

ON SOMETHING AS BANAL AS AN ORCHID.

MY PI-NORMOUS NEEDS ME,

AND THE WORLD NEEDS MY PI-NORMOUS.

AAH!

MY PERSONAL EDEN IS BEING INVADED BY BAMBOO RUNNERS!

RUNNERS?

UNDERGROUND ROOTS SPREADING THEIR GRASPING, CHOKING EVIL

FROM THE MOTHER PLANT.

COULDN'T WHOEVER PLANTED THIS CONTAIN THE ROOTS

SO IT WOULDN'T KEEP SPREADING?

SO INCONSIDERATE!

NOW WHO'S GONNA HELP ME GROW AN ORCHID?

Pleakley: DON'T YOU HAVE A SISTER OR SOMETHING?

I'M SORRY, LILO, BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME

TO HELP YOU WITH THE FAIR.

I'M WORKING.

BUT I WANT TO ENTER SOMETHING.

UH, MISS? DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER MASK?

THIS ONE DOESN'T FIT QUITE RIGHT.

OH, YES, SIR.

HERE YOU GO.

IF YOU HAD TOLD ME WEEKS AGO--

BUT I ONLY JUST FOUND OUT TODAY!

LILO! I HAVE A CUSTOMER.

UH, MISS?

THIS MASK DOESN'T FIT RIGHT EITHER.

UH...OK.

HERE. TRY THIS ONE.

BUT I GOT TO ENTER SOMETHING.

MYRTLE'S ENTERING ORCHIDS.

PLEAKLEY'S ENTERING A HUGE, EVIL PINEAPPLE.

STITCH IS GONNA BE A COWBOY IN THE RODEO.

COWBOYS WEAR BOOTS, NOT FLIPPERS.

LOOK, IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO GROW AN ORCHID.

MAYBE YOU COULD ENTER NEXT YEAR.

OH, UH, MISS?

I'M SORRY, BUT THIS ONE--

THE MASK DOESN'T FIT 'CAUSE YOUR HEAD IS SHAPED WEIRD!

BA-SHOOGA.

HEH HEH. KIDS.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO STAY AWAY FROM MAIAPULAI COVE FOR A WHOLE WEEK

IF I DON'T FIND SOME WAY TO BEAT MYRTLE.

[SHOUTS]

STITCH! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

YEE-HAW!

[SIGHS] GREAT.

YOU'RE GONNA WIN THE RODEO WHILE I GO DOWN IN FLAMES,

AND ALLS I NEED IS A STUPID PLANT.

WAIT A MINUTE.

MAYBE I CAN GROW SOMETHING BY TOMORROW.

WAAH!

DOH!

I NEED YOUR HELP!

WE'RE GOING TO STEAL...

EXPERIMENT 509.

SHH!

I KNOW THIS EXPERIMENT'S GOOD,

'CAUSE JUMBA LOCKED IT IN THERE.

THE BEST STUFF ALWAYS GETS LOCKED UP,

LIKE DIAMOND RINGS AND UNMENTIONABLES.

KA-CHEE NO-STEE?

I GOTTA WIN SOMEHOW.

DO IT.

MMM, PINJA.

MUCHO MAHALO.

THIS IS GONNA SOLVE ALL MY PROBLEMS.

AND SOME EVIL GENIUS FERTILIZER COULDN'T HURT.

HELLO, BLUE RIBBON.

COOL!

LET'S GIVE YOU AN EXTRA SHOT OF MUSCLE.

HEY. YOU LIKE THAT.

GOOD. NOW YOU'RE READY FOR THE FAIR.

SEE YOU TOMORROW, SPROUT.

GOOD MORNING, SPROUT!

WHOA, NELLIE!

HE'S BEAUTIFUL.

[GROWLS]

STITCH!

HELP ME RE-POT SPROUT SO WE CAN TAKE HIM TO THE FAIR.

Stitch: KATA.

WOW.

HOWDY.

Lilo: THIS IS SO COOL!

AFTER WE WIN BLUE RIBBONS,

LET'S RIDE THE HURL-A-WHIRL.

WHERE'S THE COMPETITION?

MY PI-NORMOUS IS HEAVY.

THERE'S ROOM ON MY WAGON IF YOU WANT.

[SNARLS]

UH-UH!

THAT THING MIGHT HURT MY PI-NORMOUS.

OH, YAY!

THERE'S THE COMPETITION.

BLUE RIBBON AND ETERNAL FAME, HERE I COME!

I THINK THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE AN ORCHID.

DON'T YOU?

MMM, NADA.

Man: HOWDY, STRANGER.

I HEAR YOU'RE THE ONLY OTHER BULL RIDER

IN THIS HERE COMPETITION.

YOU SEE THIS?

I GOT 5 OF 'EM.

ONE FOR EACH TIME I WON THE RODEO.

AND I DON'T EXPECT TO LOSE THE SIXTH TIME...

TO A STRANGER.

AH KATA.

HELP ME GET SPROUT IN PLACE.

THEN YOU CAN KICK THAT COWBOY'S REAR IN THE RODEO.

VA-CHOO.

HA HA HA!

HEY, SON, A REAL COWBOY DON'T GET TOLD WHAT TO DO

BY A LITTLE GIRL.

SHIMMY-CHING.

[GROWLS]

ROCK-A-HULA!

MY LITTLE SPROUT'S ALL GROWED UP.

[GRUNTS]

[SPITS]

[DING]

NEE-CHA!

I KNOW. I KNOW.

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE RODEO.

YOU'RE NOT AN ORCHID.

[GROWLS]

AAH! AAH!

UH-OH.

Woman: I'VE BEEN HOPING THIS ORCHID

WOULD GROW UP TO BE A CONTENDER,

BUT THE COMPETITION IS SO STIFF THIS YEAR.

DID YOU SEE MALI MAKAKAU'S CYMBIDIUM?

I MEAN, REALLY.

I DON'T HAVE A CHANCE.

WELL, IT'S NOT WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE.

IT'S HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME, RIGHT?

[GROWLS]

Woman: THIS IS ONE REMARKABLE PINEAPPLE.

PI-NORMOUS, PLEASE. PI-NORMOUS.

WELL, I CERTAINLY HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING

TO RIVAL THE PI-NORMOUS.

YES, INDEEDY.

I THINK THE PI-NORMOUS DESERVES THE BLUE RIBBON.

OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU!

YOU'VE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME.

ALL MY HOURS OF TOIL REWARDED

WITH THIS SWEET, SWEET VICTORY.

[GROWLS]

WHAT IS THAT?

OH! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

AAH! NO!

[LAUGHS]

Announcer: WELL, HERE WE ARE, MOMENTS AWAY

FROM THE BULL RIDIN' COMPETITION.

CAN ZACH MAKELI HOLD ON TO HIS 5-YEAR RUN AS THE CHAMP?

OR WILL A NEW COMPETITOR KNOWN ONLY AS "THE STRANGER"

GIVE HIM A RIDE FOR HIS MONEY?

[CHEERING]

YEE-HAW! WHOO-HOO!

Announcer: ZACH MAKELI'S IN RARE FORM TODAY, FOLKS.

HE ONLY NEEDS TO HANG ON FOR 8 SECONDS

FOR AN OFFICIAL RIDE.

[BUZZER]

Announcer: AND THERE IT IS!

LET'S SEE WHAT THE JUDGES HAVE TO SAY.

Announcer: BOY, HOWDY, IT'S A 99!

HELLO! ZACH MAKELI BEATS HIS OWN RECORD!

CHEW-BATA.

RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!

BAJO.

Announcer: WELL, FOLKS, THIS STRANGER MAY BE SMALL,

BUT HE'S DETERMINED.

GOOD NIGHT, MARIE! HE'S STANDIN' ON ONE HAND.

STICK A FORK IN ZACH MAKELI, FOLKS.

THAT OL' COWBOY IS DONE!

Crowd: 5...6...

7.

AAH!

[SCREAMING]

THIS IS SO BAD.

[SCREAMING]

OOH. PA-JUMBA?

OCHAKA!

OH! AAH!

I THINK I UNLEASHED BOTANICAL EVIL

ON THE TOWN FAIR.

WHAT DO WE DO?!

WAA.

TRACTORS, MOWERS, CHIPPER-SHREDDERS?

IT'S LIKE EVIL-PLANT-BATTLING HEAVEN.

AAH!

WAA! CHEKAVA GRISNA!

[GRUNTS]

WHACK 'EM, STITCH!

STITCH!

I NEED TRIMMING!

OOKA YADA!

[SCREAMS]

WE GOTTA GET TO HIGHER GROUND.

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

ALL MY FAULT.

JUMBA LOCKED THE EXPERIMENT IN A DRAWER

'CAUSE HE KNEW IT WAS DANGEROUS,

AND I TOOK IT ANYWAYS, JUST SO I COULD BEAT MYRTLE.

I MESSED UP EVERYTHING.

YOU COULD AT LEAST PRETEND I DIDN'T MESS UP SO BAD

JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

I CANNOT.

AAH! WHY?! I'LL--

LOOK. THERE'S SPROUT.

ALL THESE OTHER PLANTS MUST HAVE SPREAD FROM THE ORIGINAL.

IT'S LIKE THE EVIL BAMBOO PLEAKLEY TOLD ME ABOUT.

HE SAID HE WISHES SOMEONE HAD CONTAINED ITS ROOTS.

MAYBE IF WE PUT THE ORIGINAL SPROUT'S ROOTS IN A CONTAINER,

IT WON'T BE ABLE TO SPREAD.

UH.

BUT SPROUT IS MONGO SIZE.

WHAT'LL WE PUT HIM IN?

AH, VANGEVA.

WHOA! WAIT!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

HEY! I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE.

HURRY UP!

THEY'RE SPREADING!

YEE-HAW!

Female Reporter: WE'RE HERE AT THE KOKAUA TOWN FAIR

WHERE APPARENTLY A GIANT ORCHID HAS BURST OUT OF IT'S POT AND...

HUH?! ...CAUSING PANDEMONIUM.

JUMBA!

WHAT? WHAT IS EMERGENCY?

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

Reporter: I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS.

IT'S AS IF ALIEN PLANTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE FAIR.

JAMES, ARE YOU GETTING THIS?

OH, NO! OH, NO! AAH! NO!

IS 509,

BUT LOOK MUCH HEAVIER ON TELEVISION.

LITTLE GIRL HAS BEEN BREAKING BIG RULES.

STITCH! HURRY!

WHOA, BA-CHIA.

HA HA HA!

YANO STREETA.

[GASPS]

HEY, STRANGER,

LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND. CATCH!

MUCH OBLIGED.

RIGHT ON, STRANGER.

[GRUNTS]

YAY, STITCH! IT WORKED!

HEY, STITCH, HOW'RE YOU GONNA CONTAIN HIS ROOTS?

HA!

WORKS FOR ME.

[GROWLS]

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S HIS ONE TRUE PLACE,

BUT THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY PLACE

I THINK SPROUT COULD GO.

UNH EH.

WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?

WASN'T THAT ONE OF THE ENTRIES

IN THE ORCHID CATEGORY?

WHY, YES. YES, IT WAS.

I THINK WE'VE FOUND OUR BLUE RIBBON.

HERE YOU GO, DEAR.

YOU KNOW, IF IT HADN'T HAVE BEEN FOR THAT OVERGROWN DANDELION,

YOU'D HAVE BEAT ME IN THE RODEO.

AWW.

NO. NO, SIR, YOU WOULD HAVE.

I GOTTA ADMIT IT,

BECAUSE A REAL COWBOY EITHER WINS FAIR AND SQUARE,

OR HE LOSES FAIR AND SQUARE, PARTNER.

OH, CHO-CHAMBA.

HERE.

IS THIS A TRICK?

NO, YOU WON IT FAIR AND SQUARE,

AND I DIDN'T.

MAIAPULAI COVE IS YOURS FOR A WHOLE WEEK.

REALLY?

YEAH.

HEY! WE GET TO GO TO MAIAPULAI COVE

WITHOUT THE WEIRDO FOR A WHOLE WEEK!

All: HOORAY!

A REAL COWBOY KNOWS HOW TO LOSE--

FAIR AND SQUARE.

LILO!

OH, LILO, ARE YOU OK?

I'M OK.

AM I GROUNDED?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I GUESS A MONTH WOULD BE FAIR.

HOW ABOUT A WEEK?

MY--MY BEAUTIFUL PI-NORMOUS.

INNOCENCE LOST.

IF WE START PLANNING FOR NEXT YEAR,

I BET YOU CAN GROW ORCHIDS

THAT WILL KICK MYRTLE'S ORCHID'S BUTTS.

Lilo: WOW!

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ORCHIDS HAD BUTTS.

Stitch: OH. YIPPEE-KI-YAY.