Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

WHOA-HO!

OH...WIPEOUT.

HUH?

WHOA!

YO, BRA, YOU GOTTA VISUALIZE!

PRETEND YOU WON 6 CHAMPIONSHIPS AND SURF LIKE KELLY SLATER!

[ECHOING] SURF LIKE KELLY SLATER.

ALL RIGHT! WHOO-HOO!

HA HA! YEAH!

HA HA!

Computer: WARNING!

EXPERIMENT 383 ACTIVATED.

AN EXPERIMENT IS WAITING FOR YOU

AND YOUR BUMBLING FISHMITS, SO GO GRAB IT FOR ME!

GANTU!

YES, DR. HAMSTERVIEL. I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT

IN JUST A MINUTE.

NOT IN JUST A MINUTE! NOW, YOU LAZY SQUID THING! NOW!

BUT IT'S A MARATHON OFLOOK AT THIS.

IT'S CHOWDER CHOPS FAVORITE SHOW.

WELL, MY FAVORITE SHOW

IS WATCHING YOUR FISHY BUTT

GET HIT BY THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT

TO CATCH MY EXPERIMENT!

AHH...YES, SIR.

RECORD IT FOR ME?

WELL, ICOULD DO THAT,

BUT I'M THINKIN' THE SANDWICH CHANNEL.

GRRR!

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

LOOK AT THIS IS GONNA BROADCAST

LIVE FROM THE BIRDS OF PARADISE TONIGHT!

THE TV SHOW?

MY FAVORITE.

GOTTA GET ON IT!

BLEH! THAT SHOW IS THE WORST.

YEAH, WORST.

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

LOOK AT THIS IS ALL THAT.

BUT IT'S MEAN.

IT MAKES FUN OF PEOPLE JUST FOR ACTING DIFFERENT.

SO? MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE IS GOOD.

I DO IT ALL THE TIME, WEIRDLO.

YOU'VE JUST GOTTA LOVE THAT SHOW.

RIGHT, GIRLS?

YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

YO! LISTEN UP!

YOU ALL GET TO BE ON LOOK AT THIS HULA-DANCING

FOR THE PART SO THEY GO TO COMMERCIAL.

GET OUT!

IT'S TRUE. IT'S MY DAD'S RESORT.

I PULLED SOME STRINGS.

WEALL GET TO HULA ON TV?

IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE.

I'M GONNA BE A STAR?

I FEEL SICK.

WELL, HAVE FUN.

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT SHOW.

I BET LILO'S JUST AFRAID TO DANCE ON TV.

YOU HEAR ME, LILO?

YOU'RE A BIG CHICKEN.

[ECHOING] YOU'RE A BIG--BIG-- CHICKEN--CHICKEN.

JUST BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT

AND I DON'T LIKE YOUR MEAN OLD TV SHOW,

[BAWK BAWK] DOESN'T MEAN I'M...

[BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK] CHICKEN.

[BAWK BAWK]

UH...HELLO?

[WHISPERING] Why's he doing that?

I DUNNO.

[BAWK BAWK] HUH? [GASP]

COUSIN! NEEBA CHEWBAK.

THE COUSIN!

AN EXPERIMENT?

WHERE?

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

THIS EXPERIMENT IS MINE!

HUH?

RAWWRRR!

UHH-RAH!

UNH!

UHH! OH!

HA HA!

UNH! RAH-RAH RAWWRRR!

WHOA!

HUH?

WHU-UH-UH-UH AAH!

NICE CAPTURE, STITCH.

HOW'S GANTU?

Gantu: OW! OW! OW!

HURTING.

LET'S SEE...MARACAS,

BOWLING BALL...

PRECIOUS FAMILY HEIRLOOM.

THAT'S GOOD.

AND HERE WE GO!

YES! YES!

AAH!

OW!

WHEW.

WHY ARE YOU SMASHING YOUR FEET?

HAVEN'T YA HEARD?

LOOK AT THIS IS COMIN' TO KAUAI.

I INTEND TO DEMONSTRATE MY MASTERY

OF EARTH-STYLE JUGGLING.

NEHH! OOH.

NOT YOU, TOO.

YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MYRTLE.

SHE THINKSLOOK AT THIS IS ALL THAT.

WELL, MYRTLE SOUNDS LIKE A SMALL, EARTH FEMALE

WITH EXQUISITE TASTE.

[RATTLE] UNHAND MY MARACA, YOU MONSTER.

FIGURE OUT YOUR OWN AUDITION.

DON'T WORRY.

I'D FEED MYSELF TO THE SHARKS

BEFORE I'D LET STITCH GO ON THAT SHOW.

JUST THE SAME,

THE JUGGLING ROUTINE IS MINE.

[CRASH]

OW.

HURTING.

AH!

626 HAS FOUND EXPERIMENT 383:

THE HYPNOTIZER.

IT MESMERIZES UNSUSPECTING VICTIM

TO BECOME HELPLESS PUPPET

THAT MUST OBEY THE FIRST ORDER

OR SUGGESTION THEY HEAR.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

IS BIG FUN AT PARTIES.

I FIGURED WE'D CALL HIM SWIRLY

'CAUSE OF THE EYE THING.

NO. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES TO BE LOOKING AT 383

WITHOUT WEARING

PROTECTIVE HYPNOSIS-PROOF GOGGLES.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

TO INVENT PROTECTIVE HYPNOSIS-PROOF GOGGLES.

Nani: LILO, I'M HOME!

[GASP] NANI.

SHE HATES HAVING GENETIC MUTANTS IN THE HOUSE.

HIDE.

UPSTAIRS.

NO. DOWNSTAIRS.

NOT OUR ROOM.

THAT'S THE FIRST PLACE SHE'LL LOOK.

EH HEH HEH!

NO, NO, NO.

THE LAUNDRY ROOM'S THE SECOND PLACE SHE'LL LOOK.

OH...

EH...HEH HEH HEH.

GERBAJA.

HEY, KIDDO.

LILO?

HELLO?

ARE YOU OK?

NO. SHE IS NOT OK.

SHE APPARENTLY DOES NOT KNOW QUALITY TELEVISION

WHEN SHE SEES IT.

YOU SHOULD REALLY BE MORE LIKE YOUR FRIEND MYRTLE.

[ECHOING] BE LIKE YOUR FRIEND MYRTLE.

BE LIKE YOUR FRIEND MYRTLE.

GUESS WHAT?

I GET TO DANCE ON TV.

I GOTTA CHANGE THE STUPID OLD CLOTHES.

LILO?

[BOWLING BALL THUMPS]

[THUMP THUMP]

AHH! AY YAI-YAI.

OH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

IF I'M GOING TO AUDITION FORLOOK AT THIS,

MY EARTH DISGUISE WILL SIMPLY HAVE TO BE PERFECT.

SO WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR PERFECT CLOTHES?

YOU HAVE MORE OUTFITS THAN I DO.

RAID YOUR OWN CLOSET.

OH! OH, LASKALAGOOSH.

UH-OH.

DON'T FORGET TO CLEANMY ROOM, NANI.

I'M OFF TO REHEARSE FOR MYBIG DEBUT ONLOOK AT THIS.

WHAT? YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THATLOLO SHOW.

AS IF.

LOOK AT THIS IS ALL THAT.

YOU'VE JUST GOTTA LOVE THAT SHOW.

OH...

YOU'VE JUST GOTTA LOVE THAT SHOW.

[ECHOING] LOVE THAT SHOW. LOVE THAT SHOW.

OOH!LOOK AT THIS!! UHH!

AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNDER MY BED?

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!

EVERYONE OUT OF MY ROOM.

AHA!

THERE WILL BE NO ESCAPING THIS TIME.

COME ON, FREAKY BLUE DOG.

WE'RE GOING TO BE ON TV.

HOO HOO HA! UGAHDA!

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS.

LOOK AT THIS!

Announcer: NEXT ON THE LOOK AT THIS MARATHON...

A SNAKE-SWALLOWER FROM SASKATOON

TAKES ON A TICK TRAINER FROM TULSA.

OK, FIRST THE LEFT HIP AND--AAH!

WHAT AREYOU DOING HERE,LILO?

I'M NOT GOING TO LETYOU RUIN OUR BIG TV DEBUT

WITH YOUR BORING, OLD DANCE MOVES...

MYRTLE!

HUH?

WHAT?

WHO ARE YOU? DA TOOLA.

I THOUGHT YOU HATEDLOOK AT THIS.

AS IF!

YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE IT.

NOW, LESS TALKING AND MORE DANCING.

WHAT HAPPENED TOHER?

I DON'T KNOW. SHE SAYS SHE LOVES IT NOW,

AND HER DOG IS IN LOVE WITH YOUR TV.

[KISSING] OH... MWA MWA MWA!

EW! HE IS SUCH A DISCONFIGURED DOG.

EHR! [SLURP]

OK, YOU CAN REHEARSE WITH US,

BUT I'M KEEPIN' AN EYE ON YOU.

Both: RIGHT, GIRLS.

FIRST THE LEFT HIP AND--

HEY! IT'SMY HOUSE. I LEAD.

Gantu: 625?

IN THE GALLEY!

THE SANDWICH CHANNEL ALWAYS MAKES ME HUNGRY.

LOOK WHAT I FOUND. HA HA HA!

YET ANOTHER EXPERIMENT PROVES NO MATCH FOR THE MIGHTY--OHH!

WELL, THAT'S WEIRD.

SAY, COMPUTER, WHAT GIVES?

EXPERIMENT 383--

PRIMARY FUNCTION: HYPNOTIZER,

MAKES VICTIMS SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE FIRST SUGGESTION THEY HEAR.

REALLY?

OOH, THIS'LL BE FUN.

GANTU, I WANT YOU TO DO EVERYTHING YOU'RE TOLD TO DO.

[ECHOING] DO EVERYTHING YOU'RE TOLD TO DO.

HAVE A PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH.

WAIT. MAKE THAT A PEANUT BUTTER ANDSARDINE SANDWICH.

MMM! DELICIOUS.

EH HEH HEH HEH!

NOW, HOP ON ONE FOOT AND SAY BLAH BLAH BLAH.

BLAH BLAH BLAH.

BLAH BLAH BLAH.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS SILLY HOPPING WITH THE MOUTH FILLED

AND THE FANCY, FANCY NONSENSE?

HEH HEH! IT'S COOL, DOC.

CHECK THIS OUT.

HEY, TWINKLE TOES,

DANCE LIKE A BALLERINA AND TELL DR. HAMSTERVIEL

YOU'RE A BIG BLUBBERHEAD.

I'M A BIG BLUBBERHEAD.

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

THE LARGE FISHY ONE HAS SUCCUMBED TO THE POWERS OF EXPERIMENT 383.

I REMEMBER HIM, BIG FUN AT PARTIES.

GANTU, STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE AND MAKE RASPBERRY-LIKE SPITTING NOISES.

AND BALANCE YOURSELF ON A ROLLING PIN.

WHILE JUGGLING YOUR SANDWICH-MAKING FINGSTERS...

WITH A CAKE ON YOUR HEAD...

AND A CHERRY ON TOP.

[RASPBERRIES]

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, HUH?

HA HA HA HA!

OH! OH!

OH, THAT IS MAKING ME WANT TO LAUGH.

AH HA HA HA--AHH...

RIGHT. ENOUGH SILLY ANTICS

WITH THE UTTERING AND THE LAUGHING.

GANTU, SNAP OUT OF IT!

BUH-BUH-BUH EH!

WHA-WHU...OOH!

BUH-BUH-BUH EH!

EH...

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

GANTU, I'M HATCHING THE EGG OF A BRILLIANT PLAN.

YOU ARE GOING TO PERFORM ON TONIGHT'S BROADCAST OFLOOK AT THIS.

YOU--YOU KNOW ABOUTLOOK AT THIS?

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SHOW, YOU INSIPID ICHTHYOPOD!

EARTH'S TV TRANSMISSIONS TRAVEL AS FAR OUT AS THE OLMEC NEBULA.

ME? ONLOOK AT THIS?

WHA? BUT I NEED A PECULIAR TALENT TO SHOW OFF.

YOU HAVE THE HYPNOTIZER. JUST HOLD IT UP TO THE CAMERA,

AND THE ENTIRE TV VIEWING AUDIENCE FROM EARTH TO OLMEC

WILL BECOME MY OBEDIENT PUPPET SLAVES. MWA HA HA!

OOH!

AH! UNH!

YE-AH! AH-AH!

Man: OK, YOU'RE IN.

YOU MEAN IT?

MY JUGGLING ACT'S ON THE SHOW?

NO FOOLIN'?

NO. YOUR JUGGLING STINKS.

YOU'RE ON AS A CONTORTIONIST.

HERE'S YOUR STAGE PASS, HONEY.

WELCOME TO SHOWBIZ.

I KNEW BEING BONELESS WOULD COME IN HANDY SOMEDAY.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT!

LET'S SEE. SAYS HERE YOU CAN ROLL INTO A BALL,

CLIMB WALLS, AND LIFT 3,000 TIMES YOUR OWN WEIGHT,

MISS STITCH.

I'M ON THE SHOW AS A DANCER.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY FREAKY BLUE DOG.

NICE, BUT THAT'S NOT EXACTLY 3,000 TIMES YOUR OWN WEIGHT.

[RUMBLING]

WHAT ARE YOU...? HEY!

ARGH! OOH!

UNH OOH WAH!

OK, YOU'RE IN.

AH AH HA! WOW.

SIGN THIS. IT'S A WAIVER

GIVING US PERMISSION TO EXPLOIT YOUR DOG

AND TREAT HIM LIKE A FREAK ON WORLDWIDE TV.

YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, DO YOU?

NOT AT ALL.

OK, LET'S CLEAR THE SET, PLEASE!

TALENT ONLY IN THE GREEN--WHA?

OH, MY!

I REQUIRE A PLACE ON YOUR EXPLOITATIVE TELEVISED FREAK SHOW.

SORRY, BIG GUY, 2 FREAKS PER SHOW, AND I ALREADY PICKED.

NOW, MOVE ALONG. YOU'RE INTIMIDATING ME.

YOUWILL PUT ME ON THE SHOW.

[ECHOING] YOUWILL PUT ME ON THE SHOW.

I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO REPRESENT THE INDIGENOUS LOCALS.

THIS IS THE PROUDEST MOMENT OF MY EARTH EXPERT LIFE.

[KISSING]

SORRY, HONEY, CHANGE OF PLANS.

HUH?!

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: LITTLE GIRL!

HELLO?

PROTECTIVE HYPNOSIS-PROOF GOGGLES HAVE BEEN INVENTED.

THEY ARE INGENIOUS.

LITTLE GIRL!

ANYONE?

HMM. THERE IS FREAK SHOW PLEAKLEY WATCHES.

MAYBE I SEE WHAT BIG DEAL IS ALL ABOUT.

I'M JERI TANNER,

AND YOU GET READY TO LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY AT SOMEFREAKS

BECAUSE YOU'VE JUST GOTTA...

LOOK AT THIS.

TONIGHT WE'RE LIVE FROM THE BIRDS OF PARADISE RESORT

ON THE GARDEN ISLE OF KAUAI, HAWAII.

OH!

THERE'S LITTLE GIRL WITH DANCING FRIENDS.

WE'RE HERE TO EXPOSE THE FREAKY SIDE

OF THOSE LAID-BACK HAWAIIAN LOCALS.

YOU KNOW THE DRILL:

2 GUESTS, 2 FREAKY ACTS,

BUT ONLY ONE WINNER OF TODAY'S GRAND PRIZE.

I AND THELOOK AT THIS CREW

THROW THE BIGGEST, LOUDEST, FUNNEST PARTY EVER JUST FOR YOU

AND 100 OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS.

[TOOT]

TONIGHT, OUR FIRST LOCAL IS A REAL DOG,

A REAL FREAKY DOG.

LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR STITCH.

[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

SO, I HEAR YOU REALLY LOVE OUR SHOW.

OH, YEAH. YEAH. BARK, BARK.

NOW, THAT'S A COOL BARK.

BUT WHO WILL BE COOLER,

STITCH OR OUR SECOND GUEST?

NO. NO, NO! ME KACHEWBA.

ME KACHEWBA!

Jeri, on TV: WOW! YOU'RE A TALKATIVE PUP, AREN'T YOU?

HEY, IT'S MY CUZ.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: OOH!

626 IS VERY TELEGENIC.

YOUR DISCONFIGURED DOG ACTUALLY GETS TO BE A FEATURED FREAK?

JEALOUS?

YOU KNOW, WE CAN MEET OUR NEXT LOCAL LATER.

LET'S SEE SOME MORE STITCH.

NO! NO!

LET'S MEET THE WALKING IDIOT FISH NOW!

GANTU IS ON LIVE BROADCAST WITH EXPERIMENT 383?!

[GASP] OH!

[FANFARE PLAYS]

TA-KA!

[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

Jeri: WHAT A DOG.

SHALL WE MOVE ON TO OUR NEXT GUEST

OR STAY WITH STITCH?

LET'S ASK OUR PANEL OF JUDGES,

RANDOMLY SELECTED FROM OUR LIVE AUDIENCE.

STITCH IT TIGHT.

I WANNA SEE MORE STITCH.

THIS DOG ROCKS! AWOO!

YOU BRAINLESS PEANUTTING FOOL!

AS SOON AS GANTU GETS ON CAMERA,

YOU WILL BE MY FIRST PUPPETING PUPPET!

[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] I'M A BALL.

I CRAWL ON WALLS.

BIG DEAL!

HE'S FULL OF BONES, YA KNOW!

ENOUGH WAITING AROUND.

Jeri: YOU'VE HEARD OF PULLING YOUR OWN WEIGHT,

ARGH!

WELL, HOW ABOUT LIFTING 3,000 TIMES YOUR OWN WEIGHT?

[CHEERING]

YES, YOU CAN HOLD 3,000 TIMES YOUR OWN WEIGHT,

BUT NOT AN OUNCE MORE.

ARGH!

UH-OH!

[CRASH]

Crowd: OH!

OH, PLEASE!

EVENI CAN DO THAT.

YAWN.

SEEN ENOUGH.

NEXT!

OK, STITCH,

THAT'S IT FOR YOU.

WHEN WE COME BACK,

OUR WORLDWIDE HUNT FOR THE PECULIAR AND STRANGE

CONTINUES WITH...

MR. GANTUBE?

THAT'SGANTU!

UNH! ARGH!

BOO-HOO!

NO.

CHEWBAH CHEWBAH.

LILO, GET YOUR LOSER DOG OUT OF HERE.

WE'RE ABOUT TO START!

MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX, MYRTLE!

MOVE IT, LOSER DOG.

YOU'RE SOGGYING-UP MY SKIRT.

LITTLE GIRL!

DO YOU MIND?

WE'RE GETTING READY TO DANCE HERE.

HEH HEH HEH!

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE EVIL OTHER LITTLE GIRL.

MUST BE WORK OF 383.

COME ON. SNAPPING OUT OF IT.

NOW!

OH...BBBUH BBBUH BBBUH AH!

OH. WHEW.

[GASP]

GANTU.

EH!

HE'S GOT SWIRLY!

WE'VE GOTTA SHUT THIS SHOW DOWN.

WAIT! STOP! WE'RE BROADCASTING LIVE!

AH! UNH!

EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.

COMING THROUGH!

WE'RE BACK. SO GIVE IT UP FOR LOCAL NUMBER 2,

MR.--HEY!

I HAVE PREPARED A STATEMENT TO READ.

LET'S SEE, UM...

AHEM.

BEHOLD THE POWER OF DR. JACQUES VON HAMSTERVIEL.

YES. YES!

NO! NO!

THAT INCOMPETENT FISH-LIPPED FOOL!

[CROWD GASPS]

NO. WAIT. WHAT'S GOING ON?

ZER CALLA CRISTA. HA HA HA HA!

[TARZAN YELL]

HA! HA HA HA!

HEY!

OK, WE'RE BACK. HEE HEE HEE!

THAT'S LIVE TV FOR YOU.

SO, MR. GANTUBE,

YOU WERE GOING TO SHOW US YOUR...

HAMSTER WHEEL?

NOT WHEEL, VIEL!

THE POWER OF HAMSTERVIEL!

JUST GAZE DEEPLY INTO THE--HEY!!

BUH-BYE!

GAZE DEEPLY INTO THE WHAT, MR...VIEL?

I, UH, UM...I...

WE'RE LIVE. DO SOMETHING!

WHOA! UHH!

WHUHH! OOMPH!

[CRASH]

[CROWD LAUGHS]

YOU INCOMPETENT FLATFOOTED FISHSTICK IMBECILE!

YOU'VE RUINED MY INGENIOUS PLOT!

STILL, YOU'VE JUST GOT TO LOVE THAT SHOW.

625: THAT'S MY PAL.

FROM EARTH TO THE OLMEC NEBULA, THE BIGGEST DOOF ON TV.

COME ON! GET IN THE POOL!

Lilo: I'M SORRY, STITCH.

I WOULD NEVER HAVE LET YOU GO ON THAT DUMB SHOW

IF I WASN'T HYPNOTIZED,

BUT I'M GLAD YOU WON THE PRIZE.

YEAH. PARTY! HA HA HA!

BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THE HYPNOTIZER?

YES. VERY DIFFICULT TO FIND GOOD PLACE FOR THIS EXPERIMENT.

IS ALWAYS ENDING UP WITH THE MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE.

YEP. UNLESS YOU CAN FIND SOMEONE

WHO THINKS MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE IS GOOD.

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

[BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK]

Lilo: LIKE YOU SAID, JUMBA,

SWIRLEE IS BIG FUN AT PARTIES.