Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME

BY THE STATE OF HAWAII,

I PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND--AAGH!

WHA?

DUCK AND COVER, PADRE!

OOH!

HEE-HEE HEE-HEE!

EH, CAN I KISS HER NOW?

GAME POINT!

WHOA!

PTT-YAH!

HUH? HUH?

AAH! AAH!

WHOO-HOO! HA HA HA!

STITCH!

WA-A-A-ATCH...

OUT!

DOO-DAH?

AAAAH!

OOF!

UH-OH.

YOU AND YOUR PET TODDLER WERE LUCKY THIS TIME, TROG!

ZACALA KRISTA!

LET HIM GO.

I KNOW OLD WHALE-FACE IS A BIG BLOWHARD,

BUT HE'S JUST DOING HIS JOB.

NAGA TOTO!

EE KAPA TOOKI!

HE'S NOT TOTALLY EVIL.

EVERYONE'S GOT GOOD IN THEM SOMEWHERE.

EVEN YOU DID.

GRRRRR!

[SEAGULL CRIES]

Lilo: IT'S HEADED TOWARD NIIHAU,

THE FORBIDDEN ISLAND.

COME ON!

ALOHA, NANI!

GOING TO NIIHAU!

BYE!

LILO!

ALMOST MADE IT.

YOU ARE NOT CROSSING 15 MILES OF OPEN OCEAN ALONE.

BUT I'LL HAVE STITCH WITH ME.

STITCH SINKS. REMEMBER?

THEN WHY DON'T YOU COME?

I CAN'T. I TOLD DAVID

I'D HELP HIM AT THE RESORT LUAU,

SETTING TABLES AND LIGHTING TIKI TORCHES.

BUT THIS IS AN EPIC SHOWDOWN.

YOU SEE, ALTHOUGH I BELIEVE ALL CREATURES HAVE GOOD IN THEM,

STITCH THINKS GANTU IS PURE EVIL.

SO HE REALLY WANTS TO GET THIS EXPERIMENT POD WE'RE AFTER.

UH-HUH!

NO, STITCH, WAIT!

UNNHH! ARGH!

BA BABAH!

[GROANS]

ALL RIGHT.

YOU CAN GO,

BUT HOUSE RULES APPLY.

I KNOW! TAKE JUMBA AND PLEAKLEY AND BE HOME FOR DINNER.

THANKS! AND GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR BIG TORCH-LIGHTING GIG!

AND GOOD LUCK FIGHTING EVIL!

WHAT AM I SAYING?!

625: AHH! THE CHEESE SANDWICH.

FIRST, ORIGINAL, AND STILL THE GREATEST.

AHH! MY LOVELY SWISS, CHEDDAR, AND JACK.

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THEE?

OR YOU, MY LITTLE FRENCHAMI?

[KISSING] MM-MM-MM-MM! AHA!

HEY-HEY, G-MAN!

UH-OH!

YOU HAVE THAT GOT-MY-BUTT-KICKED- BY-A-SMALL-CHILD-

AND-BLUE- SPACE-KOALA LOOK.

WELL, IT'S 9--NO, NO-- 10 STRAIGHT LOSSES

TO MY DO-GOOD COUSIN AND HIS PET TYKE, RIGHT?

YOUR COUSIN 626 IS NO DO-GOODER.

HE'S A TROG, AN ABOMINATION.

PURE, UNMITIGATED EVIL!

WHY DON'T YOU TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL, BLUBBER BUNS?

GOOD ALWAYS TRIUMPHS OVER EVIL,

AND I AM GOOD,

VERY GOOD,

THEREFORE I WILL GET THAT EXPERIMENT.

I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE A POD IN YOUR FLIPPER.

UNTIL THEN, I'LL BE HERE,

KICKIN' IT WITH MY SANDWICH PALS.

THAT REMINDS ME:

I HAVEN'T PACKED ANY FOOD.

YOU AND YOUR PALS WILL ACCOMPANY ME TODAY.

NOTE TO SELF: ONLY OPEN MOUTH TO INSERT SANDWICHES.

WHY IS SMALL, ISOLATED LAND MASS CALLED "FORBIDDEN ISLAND"?

IT'S PROBABLY GOT SOME KIND OF ANCIENT

EVIL MOJO TIKI CURSE OR SOMETHING.

HUH! RIDICULOUS!

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN EVIL CURSE.

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.

AH-SOO! YECCH!

GOO-DO NIM NISAH!

[SCREECH]

[CAWING]

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

AAH-GNNNRRR!

[GANTU'S VESSEL APPROACHES]

AHH!

HUH?

Pleakley: ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH,

NIIHAU IS THE MOST UNSPOILED OF THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS,

UNTOUCHED BY CIVILIZATION AND MODERNIZATION.

I CAN'T WAIT TO EXPLORE IT...

IN MY NEW SAFARI DISGUISE!

60% OFF AT THE PAPAYA REPUBLIC.

JUMBA, I THOUGHT WE WERE PACKING LIGHT.

DID PACK LIGHT.

ONLY ESSENTIAL ESSENTIALS

FOR ESSENTIAL PURPOSES.

GUNH!

REST, RELAXATION, AND READINESS CENTER.

COMPLETE EXPERIMENT ARCHIVES

WITH TRACKING ARRAY.

HEH HEH!

PLAYS DVDs, TOO.

SWEET.

NANA GATAY!

[GASPS]

MAKA MAKA! OZATA!

WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?

MIYA KRISTA.

GANTU!

WE'RE NOT AFTER BIG, TALL, AND UGLY.

LET'S JUST CONCENTRATE ON GETTING THE POD BEFORE HE DOES.

OK?

[GRUNTS]

[EXPLOSION]

JUMBA AND PLEAKLEY!

GANTU!

JUMBA!

PLEAKLEY?

FORBIDDEN ISLAND, HUH?

TOUGH SELL FOR THE TOURISTS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD RENAME IT SOMETHING LIKE,

OH, I DON'T KNOW,

"COME GET YOURSELF BLOWN UP" ISLAND.

AAAH.

[INHALES SHARPLY]

[COUGHS]

WHAT HAPPENED?

FIREBALLS RAINED FROM SKY.

BLEW UP EVERYTHING REAL GOOD.

IS VERY ODD WEATHER, EVEN FOR CURSED ISLAND.

HUH? WHAT'S THIS?

[SNIFFS]

[SLURP]

HMM.

WEAPONS-GRADE PLASMA.

WAS NO ACCIDENT.

WE WERE ATTACKED.

NOW, WHO DO WE KNOW WHO USES PLASMA AS A WEAPON?

UH-OH.

GRRR! NAGA DAH MIZA KRISTA! GANTU!

WITH GANTU'S EVIL WAYS, 626 IS FED UP TO HERE.

OR MAYBE ONLY HERE.

IT'S HARD TO TRANSLATE.

STITCH...

REMEMBER HOW I SAID

MAYBE GANTU HAS GOOD IN HIM SOMEWHERE?

MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS SOME HUGS.

CHIBBI CHIVA!

626 HAS NO TIME FOR THE HUGGY-HUGGING.

HE'S OFF TO DEFEAT GANTU WITH, HOW DO YOU SAY,

RUTHLESS AND EXTREME PREJUDICE.

STITCH, WAIT!

AA KATAH!

WHY AM I COVERED WITH SLOBBER?

HEY, I SEE YOU CAUGHT AN EXPERIMENT.

WHAT? WHERE?

GOTCHA!

HA HA HA HA!

AH, YOU'RE WAY TOO EASY, G.

SO...DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?

ONLY OCEAN AND A WALL OF ROCK.

THE TROG PROBABLY GOT TO THE EXPERIMENT FIRST.

[PLASMA BALL WHOOSHES]

HEY, IS THAT THE EXPERIMENT?

HA HA. VERY FUNNY.

NO, NO, NO. I MEAN IT.

I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT.

YOU WEREN'T KIDDING.

UNH! UNH!

FIGURED THAT OUT BY YOURSELF, DID YA, FISH FLANKS?

MY BLASTER!

CHEESY!

YOU'LL MAKE IT.

SOME FRESH LETTUCE, A MAYO INFUSION,

AND YOU'LL BE FINE.

NOOOOOO!

WHO WOULD DO THIS?

WHO WOULD HAVE THE GLAMYEVS TO TAKE OUT OUR CAMP?

ONLY ONE CREATURE IN THE UNIVERSE, THE ABOMINATION!

HE HAS BEEN A BARNACLE ON MY BACK LONG ENOUGH.

I AM GOING TO DESTROY HIM!

VIZI TAH!

EXCELLENT. YOU'RE MINE, TROG.

MAGA TAAAH!

NO!

DON'T WORRY.

626 IS ABSOLUTELY, COMPLETELY INDESTRUCTIBLE.

ALMOST.

UNNNGGHH!

RRROWR! RRROWWR!

EVIL LITTLE MONSTROSITY!

SUU NEGEL SA JASA MIGA!

Lilo: STOP!

NEITHER OF YOU DID ANYTHING!

IT WAS... SPLODYHEAD UP THERE!

GRRR-AZZA!

Pleakley: WHAT IS THAT--

A BAD MOJO SPIRIT?

A TIKI CAVE DEMON?

AHH! IS MY EXPERIMENT 619!

THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED BOOM-BOOM PLASMA BALL STYLINGS.

619!

HELLO!

PLEASE, NO MORE SHOOTING AT EVIL GENIUS CREATOR!

AW! 619 ALWAYS HAD ATTITUDE PROBLEM.

ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTS ARE OUR SPECIALTY.

GET HIM, STITCH.

UHH! MIGA-BIGA!

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

HEH HEH! HEH HEH!

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

WELL, BECAUSE 619 IS EXCELLENT EVIL GENIUS WORK.

VICIOUS, RELENTLESS, INEXHAUSTIBLE FIREPOWER.

WE COULD BE TRAPPED HERE FOR YEARS.

HA HA HA HA HA!

DAAH! HATE IT WHEN EVIL IS BITING SELF IN FOOT.

IT'S THE CURSE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO END UP

LIKE LITTLE CHARRED PIECES OF TOAST.

TOAST. MMM.

KITA MAKUDA.

I ONLY RETREATED BECAUSE YOU DID.

OK, THINGS ARE NOT WORKING OUT LIKE WE PLANNED,

BUT THEY COULD BE WORSE.

WORSE THAN BEING TRAPPED UNDER THIS ROCK

AND STRANDED ON THIS ACCURSED ISLAND?

WITHOUT FOOD AND WATER?

DON'T FORGET, 619 IS WAITING TO BLAST US TO PIECES.

AND THE SUN IS GOING DOWN.

WELL, WE COULD HAVE THE MUMPS.

WE JUST GOTTA THINK.

WE'RE GONNA NEED FOOD AND WARMTH TO SURVIVE,

SO WE ALL NEED TO WORK TOGETHER.

HMPH!

NAGA! TOGATA!

626 REFUSES TO COOPERATE WITH EVIL SHARK-LIKE BEHEMOTH.

HE SAYS HE WILL PROVIDE FOOD AND WARMTH.

I WON'T ACCEPT HELP FROM AN ABOMINATION.

AS THE MEMBER OF A SUPERIOR SPECIES,

I WILL DO IT MYSELF!

OW!

HMPH!

HEH HEH HEH HEH!

HEY, HEY, HEY,

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A LITTLE SURVIVAL CHALLENGE.

GANTU VERSUS MY CUZ,

TETE-A-TETE, MANO A MANO, WHICH MEANS

WE DON'T HAVE TO DO A THING.

TA-DA! HA HA!

FOOD! THE LITTLE MONSTER GOT FOOD!

WAAH!

OHH! OHH! OHH!

BEHOLD!

I, GANTU, THE GREAT PROVIDER OFFER YOU--

HEY! OOH-WAH!

BYE-BYE.

SO MUCH FOR DINNER.

MAYBE WE CAN AT LEAST HAVE A FIRE.

HA HA HA HA HA!

ARR-RRROWWRR.

NICE WORK, GUYS.

NOW IT'S DARK, AND WE'RE ALL COLD AND HUNGRY.

AND CURSED! DON'T FORGET CURSED.

AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU BOTH THINK THE OTHER GUY IS EVIL!

NOW, WAIT-- NOT ME--

AT LEAST MY EVIL GENIUS EXPERIMENT

HAS NOT ATTACKED FOR SOME TIME.

HEH! SORRY, BUT HE IS DESIGNED FOR TO CAUSE MAYHEM AND MISERY.

AT LEAST HE HAS AN EXCUSE!

LILO!

ANYBODY?

[RING]

LILO?

NANI? IT'S DAVID.

YOU STILL COMING BY TO HELP SET UP THE LUAU?

OHH! LILO WENT TO NIIHAU WITH THE ALIENS.

SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HOME BY NOW, BUT OF COURSE SHE ISN'T.

SO...

RESCUE MISSION?

BINGO.

WHY DOESN'T SPLODYHEAD JUST COME DOWN HERE AND SPLODE US?

BECAUSE NOW HE IS OUTNUMBERED.

BUT 619 IS SINGLE-MINDED

AND RELENTLESS IN BLASTING OF TARGETS.

ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FEEL BETTER?

ONLY PROBABLY SAYING SOONER OR LATER 619 WILL PICK US OFF--

ONE BY ONE.

ONE BY ONE?

MARKING US EACH FOR A FIERY DEMISE

TILL ONE OF US IS LEFT ALL ALONE.

WELL, IT WON'T BE ME!

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, COCO?

COCO HERE WAS RAISED ON THE FORBIDDEN ISLE

AND KNOWS THE SECRETS OF ITS EVIL CURSE.

STRANGE FRUIT HAS SECRET INFORMATION?

LET ME SEE. GIVE ME THAT.

STAY AWAY FROM COCO!

WE HAVE A PLAN.

WE'RE NOT STAYING HERE A SECOND LONGER.

RUN, COCO, RUN!

ESCAPE THE FORBIDDEN ISLAND!

OHH, THE INDIGNITY!

AND THE EVIL CURSE.

FORGET THE CURSE.

SPLODYHEAD IS GOING TO BARBECUE US

UNLESS WE PUT OUR DIFFERENCES ASIDE

AND COME UP WITH A PLAN.

FINE. BUT I WILL LEAD US.

NAGA! ME GO!

FOLLOW COCO,

AND YE SHALL HAVE SALVATION!

WE'LL TAKE A VOTE.

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT GANTU TO BE BOSS.

YES! I AM IN THE LEAD!

RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU WANT STITCH TO BE BOSS.

SORRY, BIG GUY,

BUT THAT VOTE ONLY COUNTS AS ONE.

IT'S A TIE!

I NOMINATE THE LITTLE GIRL.

WHAT?!

HEY, COME ON, KID'S GOT HER ACT TOGETHER.

OK, ALL IN FAVOR OF THE TYKE...

COCO AND I HAVE CHANGED OUR MINDS.

WE VOTE TO CHOOSE LILO.

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A WINNER!

LISTEN HERE,

A FORMER CAPTAIN OF THE GALACTIC ALLIANCE

WILL NOT TAKE ORDERS FROM A NEWLY HATCHED EARTHBORN.

I DEMAND A RECOUNT.

SORRY, GANTU.

OUR TRIBE HAS SPOKEN.

OHH, BLITSNAK.

OK, SPLODYHEAD MUST HAVE SOME WEAKNESS,

LIKE STITCH WITH WATER.

JUMBA?

AHH, WATER.

YES.

PERHAPS IF 619's NOSE GETS WET,

NO MORE FIRE FOR LITTLE WHILE.

ALL RIGHT, SPLODYHEAD WON'T COME DOWN TILL HE THINKS IT'S SAFE.

SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

WE'LL HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER.

ALL RIGHT, STEADY NOW, COUSIN.

COME ON, COME ON, DON'T DROP IT.

CHOP-CHOP, SPANKY.

UNNGGH!

THAT'S IT, BIG G.

COME ON, THIS IS A TEAM EFFORT.

PUT YOUR GILLS INTO IT.

YES, COCO, I KNOW THIS WOULD WORK BETTER WITH REAL KNITTING NEEDLES,

BUT WE'RE A LITTLE BIT STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND RIGHT NOW!

HEY, COME ON,

EASY DOES IT, MONOCLE FACE.

THE TEAM'S RIGHT HERE WITH YA.

ESPECIALLY HIM.

HE'S BIG ENOUGH TO BE A TEAM ALL ON HIS OWN.

HAH! OH, I SLAY ME.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, GOOD WORK.

AND YOU! WAY TO...

DO SOMETHING REALLY EASY.

NEVER MIND.

THAT IS THE BEST THINGAMABOB I EVER SAW.

AND THE BEAUTIFUL PART IS

WE DID THIS AS A TEAM.

EVERYONE CONTRIBUTED.

ARE YOU FEELIN' THE LOVE HERE?

EVERYONE CONTRIBUTED EXCEPTYOU.

AND WHAT WE NEED NOW

IS A DECOY.

[CLEARING THROAT]

YEAH, SORRY, NOT LOVE. MIGHT'VE BEEN HEARTBURN.

OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME!

HEH HEH--AAH! OH!

ARR-RROWWWRR!

625, as if reciting: OH, JOY OF JOYS.

WE ARE ALL ESCAPING ABOARD THIS MAKESHIFT RAFT NOW.

THAT FIRE-SPITTING CAVE RAT COULD NOT POSSIBLY STOP US.

AND...WE'RE OUTTA HERE.

HA HA HA HA HA!

NAH-HA HA HA HAH!

SURPRISE!

WAAAAAH!

GOTCHA! AYA TABA!

O BRAVE COCO!

YOUR SACRIFICE SHALL NOT BE IN VAIN.

IF HE REACHES THAT CAVE AND DRIES OFF,

WE'RE FINISHED.

CREECHA. MANJAI.

THAT'S CRAZY.

JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK.

HUNH-RAH!

NEEE-AAAH!

OOF! GOTCHA!

NICE RESCUE.

WELL, BUT THAT WAS PURELY ABOUT CATCHING SPLODY,

UH, THIS EXPERIMENT.

ANY RESCUING WAS COINCIDENCE.

BUT YOU AND STITCH

GOT A COOL FRANKENSTEIN AND THE WOLFMAN

TEAM-UP THING GOING TOGETHER.

ITABA KINIKA?

OUT OF MY FACE, TROG.

WE'RE NOT A TEAM, AND I WIN THIS ROUND.

I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU SO HARD!

GANTU GOOD.

SOMEWHERE.

MUTA HAGATA.

[GIGGLES]

YEAH!

MAYBE IN HIS TOE.

AH, STITCH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

OH!

OVER HERE!

GET US OFF THIS CURSED, EVIL FORBIDDEN ROCK.

SORRY WE'RE LATE FOR DINNER.

AND THERE WAS EVIL AND A CURSE!

AND--

SAVE IT.

JUST GET ONBOARD.

DON'T MIND IF I DO.

BUT I THINK SOMEONE MY SIZE WILL NEED BOTH THOSE VEHICLES.

NOW, DON'T MAKE ME STOMP YOU TO GET THEM.

ABATA IKI.

SEE, NOW, IF YOU'D ASKED NICELY...

I KNOW THERE'S GOOD IN YOU, GANTU.

BUT AS LONG AS YOU ACT LIKE A BAD GUY,

STITCH AND ME ARE GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE A BAD GUY.

EH!

625: YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE US HERE, ARE YA?

ALL ALONE?

WITHOUT SANDWICHES?!

WE'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE.

YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE US SPLODYHEAD AS PAYMENT.

NNNN-RUNNHHH!

YOU DID IT, COCO.

YOU FINALLY ESCAPED THE FORBIDDEN ISLAND,

THOUGH NOT ITS EVIL CURSE.

NOT ITS EVIL CURSE.

NIIHAU IS NOT CALLED FORBIDDEN BECAUSE OF A CURSE.

IT'S FORBIDDEN BECAUSE YOU NEED AN INVITATION TO VISIT.

NO CURSE?!

OF COURSE! I KNEW IT ALL THE TIME.

GOOD JOB, SPLODYHEAD.

YOU AND THE LUAU ARE GONNA GET ALONG JUST FINE.

WHAT CAN I SAY?

HE LIKES EVERYTHING... WELL DONE.