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TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA!

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HA HA HA!

AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

OH, THE NATURAL BEAUTY IS STUNNING.

JUST PERFECT FOR YOUR NEXT CONDO DEVELOPMENT.

NEXT TIME, WE TAKE THE HELICOPTER.

AHH.

BEAUTIFUL.

LET'S GO.

HAI! HAI HAI!

IF WE EVER TAKE ANOTHER HIKE, WE'RE DRIVING.

NAJU JEETAH! HAI! HAI! HAI!

[GROWLING]

OH, WHAT IS IT?

SOME KIND OF WILD PIG.

JUST WALK AROUND IT.

YOWGLI.

OK, YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH ME.

I KNOW IMPORTANT PEOPLE.

[GROWLING]

I'M A VICE PRESIDENT--

OOF!

I...

HAVE A PARKING...

SPACE.

[GROWLING] HEH HEH HA HA HA!

625: SO, WHAT'LL IT BE TODAY?

HAM SALAD OR...

TODAY'S SPECIAL, PEANUT BUTTER...

AND PINEAPPLE?

CAN'T YOU MAKE ANYTHING BESIDE SANDWICHES?

OH, YEAH. PANINI.

HMM...WHAT'S THAT?

THAT'S ITALIAN FOR SANDWICHES.

WARNING. EXPERIMENT 601 ACTIVATED.

PRIMARY FUNCTION: HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT.

HA! NO MATCH FOR ME.

I'LL HAVE THIS ONE CAUGHT IN NO TIME.

WOW.

HMM? HMM.

YEAH.

HEY.

OH, MAN.

YOU ARE A SKATEBOARD GENIUS.

THANKS, LILO.

UH, WHAT'S YOUR DOG DOING?

HE'S JUST CURIOUS.

HMM.

TA-TA. TEE-TEE.

OH!

HEY, MY SHOES!

HE ONLY EATS THE LEFT ONES.

AH!

[PURRS]

OH, MY MACADAMIA NUTS.

CAN I TRY YOUR SKATEBOARD? THANKS!

WHOA! DUDE, I DON'T KNOW.

I SHOULD GIVE YOU A COUPLE LESSONS FIRST.

I DON'T NEED LESSONS. I'M A NATURAL.

SUIT YOURSELF.

WHOA. WHOA. WHOA!

[LAUGHS]

UM, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY IT AGAIN?

PUT ALL THE WEIGHT ON YOUR NOSE AND LEAN FORWARD.

I'M SKATEBOARDING QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE!

WHOA!

CRAZY BAIL.

ARE YOU OK?

SKATEBOARDING IS STUPID.

HEY, NO PAIN, NO GAIN.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO LEARN IT ALL IN ONE TRY.

I TRIED TWICE!

HEH. THIS TIME, I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO STOP.

I KNOW HOW TO STOP.

I'M STOPPING SKATEBOARDING.

LET'S GO, STITCH.

LOOKI BAH. [BELCHES]

IF KEONI HAD A BETTER SKATEBOARD,

I WOULDN'T HAVE FELL.

ARE YOU OK?

WHY ARE YOU WALKING BACKWARDS?

[CRASH]

MAYBE YOU JUST NEED A COFFEE BREAK.

THIS IS A GRANDE.

THAT'S CAFE TALK FOR LARGE.

BETTER? UNH.

[CRASH]

EWW, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

YOU LOOK LIKE MY DOLL SCRUMP

AFTER SHE GOT RUN OVER.

WE WERE ATTACKED ON YOUR SO-CALLED

TRANQUIL MAKIKA TRAIL BY SOME HIDEOUS PURPLE PIG

WITH 4 ARMS. I'M A VICE PRESIDENT.

DID YOU HEAR THAT, STITCH?

A PURPLE PIG WITH 4 ARMS.

BLAH. COUSIN.

BLAH--

Jumba: AH, YES, X-601.

OH, IS TROUBLE. HE IS BIG BULLY.

SOLE PURPOSE IS TO PICK FIGHTS.

WILL DEFEAT ANYONE, EXCEPT, MAYBE, 626.

NO EXPERIMENT CAN BEAT STITCH.

STITCH IS UNDEFEATABLE.

RIGHT, STITCH?

DEH BLAH. DESS BLAH.

[CRASH]

COME ON. WE'VE GOTTA CATCH 601.

AND YOU'RE DRIVING.

[GRUNTS]

Lilo: YOU REALLY AREN'T YOURSELF TODAY, ARE YOU?

[GROANING] OH, MAN...

601 BEAT UP A BUNCH MORE TOURISTS.

DRIVE FASTER!

NOW, KEEP YOUR EYES OUT.

[WHISPERING] 601 is around here somewhere.

AAH! PUJAHTA!

NAJU JEETAH!

MIGA!

OHH.

BLAH BLAH. HAI HAI HAI.

EGONALA KUSHTAH!

YOU DON'T SCARE STITCH!

HE'S THE GREATEST FIGHTER IN THE UNIVERSE!

SHOW HIM, STITCH!

AND HE CAN SEE FOREVER.

EVEN IN THE DARK.

DABIAH?

AND HE CAN LIFT 3,000 TIMES HIS WEIGHT!

SO, GET READY TO HAVE YOUR KEISTER KICKED!

[BELCHES]

OHH...

AS SOON AS HE PULLS HIS FACE OUT OF THE MUD.

HAI! HAI! HAI!

STITCH, YOU OK?

BLAH BLAH.

BOOGALAH! HAI!

DON'T MESS WITH ME!

I TOOK ON MYRTLE EDMONDS.

[ROARS]

OF COURSE, SHE ONLY HAS 2 ARMS.

WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

BIG STINKY-HEAD!

[LAUGHING]

LOOKS LIKE YOUR LITTLE PET

WAS NO MATCH FOR 601.

HA! HAI! HAI!

[LAUGHING] WHAT? YOU WANT TO FIGHT?

YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME, TROG?

YEAH!

WELL, BRING IT O--

OOF!

STITCH...GET UP.

MOVE YOUR TAIL.

HUH?

WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

NOW!

COME ON.

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

HE DOESN'T NEED A SHOT, DOES HE?

WE'LL SEE.

IS PRINTING TEST RESULTS NOW.

WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT RATTLING?

SWEET MARMALADE, JUMBA.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE LITTLE MONSTER NOW?

JUMBA'S DIAGNOSING STITCH 'CAUSE HE'S SICK.

WHAT ARE YOU KNITTING?

MY VERY OWN EARTH SOCK.

SO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

I WILL BE KNOWING IN ONE MOMENT.

HMM.

WHAT'S THAT? I SEE.

I HAVE DIAGNOSIS.

WHAT IS IT?

HE ATE MACADAMIA NUT.

THAT'S IT?

IS THAT BAD?

NORMALLY, MACADAMIA NUT IS DELICIOUS SNACK,

BUT DATA INDICATES HE ALSO ATE TENNIS SHOE.

A LEFT ONE.

BUT HE SPIT IT UP.

NOT SOON ENOUGH.

COMBINATION PALMITOLEIC ACID

IN MACADAMIA NUT OIL

AND TENNIS SHOE RUBBER

CREATED SAME CHEMICAL COMPOUND AS KRESONITE.

KRESONITE? AW, EWW.

IT'S TOXIC STUFF.

IT RUINS YOUR COMPLEXION.

RUINED MINE, ANYWAY.

SO, WHAT'D THAT STUFF DO TO STITCH?

CAUSED SYSTEM TO SHUT DOWN.

HE IS LIKE COMPUTER CRASHING.

WIPE OUT ALL TRAINING MEMORY.

626'S SUPERPOWERS GO SUPER-KAPUT.

HOW WILL HE STOP 601 IF HE CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO FIGHT?

AHH.

WE'LL HAVE TO RE-TRAIN FROM SCRATCH.

YOU DID IT ONCE.

YOU COULD DO IT AGAIN.

RIGHT? WRONG.

LAST TIME, TRAINING GAVE ME SLIPPED DISK.

SO, WHO'S GONNA RE-TRAIN STITCH?

ME?

EXCELLENT IDEA.

HERE ARE TRAINING MANUALS.

MUST RE-TRAIN IN AGILITY,

HAND-EYE COORDINATION, AND STRENGTH.

WISHING YOU FOR GOOD LUCK!

EKAHTA!

[GROANING]

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUMP OUT OF THE WAY.

BUT...NO PAIN, NO GAIN.

WE'RE STILL IN TRAINING.

IT'S LIKE KEONI SAID, "NO PAIN, NO GAIN."

IF YOU DON'T PRACTICE, YOU DON'T GET PERFECT.

TRAINING BLAH.

HA HA!

OOF!

[GROANS]

HA! HA! HEE! HA!

OH! OH! OW! OW! OW!

OW! OHH....

[LAUGHING]

YEAH!

YEAH!

YEAH!

Newscaster: THIS JUST IN, THE PURPLE PUGILIST PIG

WAS JUST SEEN RUNNING DOWN PIER 13.

IT APPEARS HE'S HEADED FOR MUSCLE BAY.

[GROWLS] OGAHTA! OGAHTA!

ALMOST. BUT NOT YET.

WE'VE GOT ONE MORE TRAINING MANUAL TO GO.

FIGHTING FOUR-ARMED BEASTS.

STITCH READY.

DON'T YOU THINK THIS MIGHT COME IN HANDY?

KUALAJISTAH! YA YA YA!

STITCH, NO!

YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR KEISTER KICKED!

STITCH!

COULD I BORROW THESE? I'LL BRING 'EM BACK. I PROMISE. THANKS!

WHOA! WHOA!

WHOA!

WHOA! HEY!

UNH!

WHOA!

AAH!

WHOA!

AAH!

WHOA!

KEONI!

LOOK OUT!

WHOA!

LILO!

I CAN'T STOP!

HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING?

THANKS, KEONI.

I GOTTA GO!

WHOA. WHAT'S THE BIG HURRY?

I WAS TEACHING STITCH HOW TO FIGHT A MONSTER,

AND HE RAN OFF BEFORE HE WAS READY.

JUST LIKE A FRIEND OF MINE

WHO RAN OFF BEFORE I COULD TEACH HER HOW TO STOP.

OK, I'M WRONG. NOW, GIMME!

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE ON A 'BOARD.

NOT TILL I TEACH YOU HOW TO STOP.

[GROWLS]

OK, BUT HURRY.

HOW COULD IT BEAT ME?

I'M AN EXPERT AT 12 MARTIAL ARTS.

JUDO, GALAXIAN JUJITSU--

625: YOU'RE LYIN'.

THE ONLY MARTIAL ART YOU KNOW IS TAI KWON GET YOUR BUTT KICKED.

I WILL NOT BE MADE A FOOL OF.

TOO LATE.

I WILL CAPTURE YOU.

[PEOPLE LAUGHING AND PLAYING]

AHH.

KOWEEZAH KWAH.

HEE HEE HA HA.

SABATUAH JEETAH!

WAIT YOUR TURN, BROTHER.

[GROWLING]

[SCREAMING]

WHOA!

THAT'S THE PURPLE PIG THAT'S BEEN BEATIN' ON EVERYONE.

LET'S GET HIM.

KWEEZ DACHAY!

UNH.

OK, I'M GOOD FOR TODAY.

YEAH, DON'T WANT TO OVERDO IT.

OK, YEAH, THAT'S IT FOR ME.

YEAH, I HAVE TO, UH, PICK UP MY MOM.

YEAH!

Stitch: TOGAHDAH KWISTAH! HUH?

UHGOHDAH KWISTAH!

UGAHTA.

UNGABBA.

GABBA--WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

WHOA! WHOA! [GIBBERING]

[LAUGHING]

STITCH. IT'S ME.

OHH, JUMBA?

PRETTY CLOSE.

LILO! BLAH.

I THINK I CAN SAVE YOU.

BUT YOU HAVE TO LET ME TEACH YOU.

[GRUNTS] CHAPTER 26.

FIGHTING FOUR-ARMED MONSTERS.

HAI! HAI! HAI!

IT SAYS, "ROLL INTO A BALL."

[BELL RINGS] UHH!

[ROARS]

NOW, UH, BUTT-HEAD.

HUH?

I MEAN, A HEAD-BUTT.

SLIDE TO THE LEFT!

625: HEY, SQUID EYES.

THE LITTLE GUY'S GETTIN' SLAMMED.

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.

I'M WAITING FOR THEM TO TIRE OUT.

RIGHT. YOU'RE JUST CHICKEN.

WHALAH!

WAHCHEE WAH!

UH-OH. TRIPLE FLINGO!

TRIPLE FLINGO...

TRIPLE FLINGO... HERE!

"DEFEND WITH A KEZORKIAN BAZUNGI BAT."

WE DON'T PLAY BAZUNGIBALL HERE.

AAH!

[ROARS]

"FINALLY, CAPTURE YOUR FOUR-ARMED MONSTER

WITH A LAXURITE LASSO."

[601 ROARS]

YOU DID IT, STITCH!

OGAHTA...OGAHTA...

OGA-- [SNORING]

NAP TIME? I UNDERSTAND.

[LILO STRAINING]

YOU REST, I'LL DRIVE.

NOW'S YOUR BEST SHOT.

UNLESS YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE LITTLE GIRL.

[GROWLS]

HEH HEH HEH.

I'LL TAKE BOTH OF THESE TIRED LITTLE TROGS.

STAY AWAY FROM THEM, STINKY-HEAD!

OW! CAREFUL! THAT'S MY BAD LEG.

BUH-BYE.

ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE BRAT, YOU ASKED FOR IT.

HEY, STINKY-HEAD! THIS WAY!

STOP CALLING ME THAT!

HA! GOTCHA!

OH, BLITZNACK.

AAH! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP!

I'LL TEACH YOU!

AAH!

ALOHA!

[GRUNTS] STINKY-HEAD.

AH! HA HA HA!

THERE GOES THAT TAE KWON GET YOUR BUTT KICKED!

[LAUGHING]

THANKS. TEACHING IS GOOD.

YEAH...GOOD.

BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH YOUR LITTLE COUSIN KIXX?

[GRUNTING]

TEACHING IS GOOD.

HAI! HAI! HAI!

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OW!