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TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA!

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HA HA HA!

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

[CLUCKING]

THAT'S IT.

"EGGS, BREAD, PEANUT BUTTER."

DIDN'T WE BUY ALL THIS STUFF 2 DAYS AGO?

WHAT? MMM!

DIDN'T YOU EAT IT?

OH...RIGHT.

YOU ATE EVERYTHING.

GOOD MORNING, LILO.

DAMOONA!

STITCH!

HOO-HOO-AH! WHAH HA HA!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT COFFEE

AFTER THAT INCIDENT WITH THE ROOSTER.

OH, NO, THANK YOU, DEAR.

I JUST HAD MY TETANUS BOOSTER.

OH, YOUR DOG'S THIRSTY.

I CAN BRING HIM A BOWL.

IT'S OK.

ARRRGH!

UNH!

HE JUST ATE TOO MUCH COFFEE. [BURP]

OOH! ARR! BLB-BB-RRRR!

IT MAKES HIM DISREGULATED.

OOH! AH!

[GURGLE]

[GULP GULP]

STITCH!

LOOKS LIKE YOUR WEIRD DOG

NEEDS TO GO TO OBEDIENCE SCHOOL.

YEAH! YEAH!

STITCH IS OBEDIENT.

HE JUST HAS A PROBLEM WITH COFFEE.

STITCH, SHUT IT OFF!

YOU HAVE A DOG?

WE PREFER THE TERM "FUR PERSON."

I FOUND HER, AND HER NAME IS GIGI.

SHE'S GOING TO THE NATIONAL JUNIOR DOG SHOW

IN HONOLULU THIS WEEKEND.

[ARF ARF ARF]

HMM...

BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DOG SHOWS.

I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT DOG SHOWS!

[CHOMP CHOMP]

[GIGI'S MUFFLED BARKING]

[GULP GULP GULP]

AAH! STITCH! OWRRG!

SORRY. IT'S THE COFFEE.

[GASP] GIGI'S COIFFEUR!

Lilo: FOUND IT.

COME ON, GIGI. LET'S GET YOU TO THE PET SALON

AND AWAY FROM THE RIFFRAFF.

Lilo: WE'RE GOING TO HONOLULU.

STITCH IS GONNA BE IN A DOG SHOW.

[CRASH]

AS SOON AS HE COMES DOWN OFF THE JAVA.

AH! I CAN'T GO TO HONOLULU. I'M TOO BUSY.

WELL, WE GOTTA GO.

MYRTLE BRAGGED ABOUT TAKING GIGI

TO THE JUNIOR DOG SHOW IN HONOLULU

AND CALLED US RIFFRAFF.

THAT'S BAD...RIGHT?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAY AWAY FROM THOSE GIRLS?

BECAUSE THEY'RE MY FRIENDS.

PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN TO YOU AREN'T YOUR FRIENDS.

BUT THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES I'VE GOT BESIDES STITCH.

I BET IF STITCH WIPES THE FLOOR WITH MYRTLE'S DOG AT THE SHOW,

MYRTLE WILL BEG TO BE MY FRIEND.

LILO, TO MAKE A FRIEND YOU HAVE TO BE A FRIEND,

NOT WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THEIR DOG.

WHY NOT LET THE LITTLE GIRL TO GO?

WHAT CAN IT HURT?

WE WILL--HOW YOU SAY-- CHAPERONE.

YOU PROMISE TO WATCH HER?

AS IF SHE WERE PRECIOUS TREASURE.

CROSSING MY HEART.

AND I WILL MAKE SURE SHE BRUSHES HER TEETH

AND WEARS HER SEAT BELT

AND NEVER TALKS TO RANGERS.

STRANGERS.

NO STRANGERS?

BUT SOME OF THE MOST INTERESTING PEOPLE TO TALK TO ARE STRANG--

RIGHT. NO STRANGERS.

PRETTY PLEASE?

I HAVE BEEN DYING TO SEE HONOLULU.

OK, SHE CAN GO.

YAY! YAY!

NOT TO WORRY, LARGER GIRL.

WE'LL TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF SMALL SIBLING.

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

HEY, GOIN' OUT TO CATCH A USELESS EXPERIMENT, HUH?

USELESS, PERHAPS.

BUT THIS ONE SHOULD BE EASY.

YEAH, RIGHT, HALIBUT HEAD,

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE OTHER 2 OR 3 DOZEN.

OH, BUT I HAVE A NEW STRATEGY.

SINCE THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE ABOMINATION

ALWAYS SEEM ONE STEP AHEAD OF ME,

I'LL SIMPLY FOLLOW THEM.

[LIGHTNING] HEH HEH HEH HEH!

UGH! THUNDERSHOWER.

[THUNDER]

HMM. MAYBE HAMSTERFIELD DOESN'T NEED THIS EXPERIMENT.

HE'S IN JAIL, ANYWAY.

HOW WOULD HE FIND OUT IF--

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID, SIR:

MAYBE HAMSTERFIELD DOESN'T NEED THIS EXPERIMENT.

DON'T FORGET YOUR UMBRELLA.

GRRR!

HOW ARE WE GONNA GET TO HONOLULU?

IN STYLE.

I'VE GOT THIS.

THEY GAVE YOU A CREDIT CARD?

A CREDIT CARD? OH, NO, NO, NO.

THEY GAVE ME 28,

AND I'M NOT EVEN A CITIZEN.

IS THIS A GREAT PLANET OR WHAT?

ALL ABOARD FOR HONOLULU!

HONOLULU?

WELL, THAT WAS JUST FASCINATING.

I ORDERED 6 BOTTLES OF PERFUME AND A WATCH,

AND THEY GAVE ME... FREE PEANUTS.

EARTH TECHNOLOGY IS LIKE FLYING IN TIN CAN:

LOUD AND BUMPY.

AT LAST...

THE BIG CITY.

OH, HA HA! HEH HEH HEH!

I KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE A BIG CITY.

HA! SEE BIG CITY?

626 PROGRAMMED TO DESTROY BIG CITY.

BUT HE WON'T

BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE GOOD

AND HELP ME WIN THE DOG SHOW

AND SHOW MYRTLE WE'RE NOT RIFFRAFF!

RIGHT, STITCH?

MM-HMM.

MR. AND MRS. JUKEEBA--

2 ADULTS, ONE CHILD

AND ONE DOG.

[PANTING]

AAH!

DIGADAY!

STITCH, NO FIGHTING.

NOW, HOW DID YOU WANT TO PAY FOR THIS?

PAY? WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?

I HAVE THIS BABY.

DOG'S NAME?

STITCH.

AND WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR DOG'S BREED, DEAR?

BLUE-FURRED ECTOPLASMIC DETECTION DOG.

ANCIENT EGYPTIANS USED HIM

TO CONTACT THEIR MUMMY RELATIVES IN THE UNDERWORLD.

UH...I DON'T SEE ANY--

HE'S VERY RARE,

PROBABLY THE LAST OF HIS BREED.

ONLY THE TOP DOG PEOPLE EVEN KNOW ABOUT HIM.

OH, THAT BLUE-FURRED ECTOPLASMIC DETECTION DOG, OF COURSE.

NOW, IN WHAT COMPETITION WOULD YOU LIKE TO ENTER YOUR DOG,

AGILITY, RETRIEVING, OR BEST IN BREED?

Myrtle: HOW ABOUT BEST IN FREAK?

[ARF ARF ARF]

YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY ENTERING THE DOG SHOW, ARE YOU?

[ARF ARF ARF]

HMM.

YOUR DISCONFIGURED TERRIER DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE.

GRRR...

ENTER STITCH AND ME IN ALL THE COMPETITIONS.

WELL, THAT'S A FIRST.

JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE?

THAT WE'RE NOT RIFFRAFF,

THAT STITCH CAN BEAT YOUR..."FUR PERSON."

HA HA! HA!

NO WAY! BESIDES, WE'RE NOT ENTERING ALL THE COMPETITIONS.

SHOULDA KNOWN YOU'D BE SCARED.

SCARED?! HA!

MYRTLE EDMONDS NEVER TURNS DOWN A CHALLENGE,

AND NEITHER DOES GIGI!

ENTER US IN ALL THE COMPETITIONS, TOO.

TOMORROW'S JUDGMENT DAY,

AND YOU AND YOUR FREAKISH MUTT

ARE GOIN' DOWN!

[ALARM RINGS]

RISE AND SHINE, PEOPLE!

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN HONOLULU.

SO MANY SIGHTS TO SEE!

[GASPS] IT'S 6:30!

WE OVERSLEPT! STITCH, WAKE UP!

OH, NO! HE WENT OUT TO DESTROY THE CITY.

OOH! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WITNESS THAT.

[DOOR CLOSES]

UDADA?

OH, I THOUGHT...

WELL, NEVER MIND.

[GASPS] I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

I DRANK SODAS AND ATE ALL THE NUTS AND CANDIES

IN THIS LITTLE BOX YESTERDAY,

AND IT'S RESTOCKED ITSELF MAGICALLY!

I THOUGHT MY PLANET WAS ADVANCED.

BUT WE'VE GOT NOTHING ON THE MAGICAL BOX.

COME ON, STITCH.

WE'VE GOT A DOG SHOW TO WIN.

Announcer: ALOHA KIDS AND CANINES!

WELCOME TO THE NINTH ANNUAL NATIONAL JUNIOR DOG SHOW!

I'M MITZI SUZUKI, PRESIDENT OF THE JUNIOR KENNEL CLUB.

JOINING ME IS KATO STEWART,

TEEN SURF CHAMPION AND ALL-AROUND NICE GUY.

JUST CALL ME THE DOG DUDE TODAY. YEAH.

PLEASE WELCOME THIS YEAR'S JUNIOR HANDLERS

AND THEIR PROUD POOCHES!

[CROWD CHEERING]

OK, NOW LET'S SHOW MYRTLE WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.

WE HAVE SOME REALLY INTERESTING DOGS HERE TODAY,

INCLUDING THE VERY RARE

BLUE-FURRED, ECTOPLASMIC DETECTION DOG.

IS IT THAT BLUE DUDE OVER THERE?

Mitzi: I BELIEVE IT IS, KATO.

APPARENTLY, THE BLUE-FURRED,

ECTOPLASMIC DETECTION DOG

IS AN ANCIENT BREED USED BY EGYPTIANS

IN THE GREAT BEYOND.

SIT YOUR DOGS, PLEASE.

UHH. UHH.

THAT WAS GOOD.

NOW AROUND THE RING, PLEASE.

[CROWD APPLAUDING]

[SNIFFS]

GRR!

HA HA HA!

Kato: HALF-NELSON! COOL!

THIS IS JUST LIKE PRO WRESTLING.

Pleakley: ISN'T IT MAGNIFICENT?

DIAMOND HEAD, THE MOST FAMOUS VOLCANIC CRATER

IN THE WORLD.

IT WAS ONCE CALLED LEA'HI

OR "BROW OF THE TUNA" BY THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS,

THOUGH IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A TUNA BROW TO ME.

JUMBA?

[BREATHING HARD] NO MORE...

HIKING!

OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

[GASPS] MUST TO BE...

SITTING.

WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT THIS VIEW?

IT MAKES ME FEEL SO ALIVE.

IT'S AS IF I'M AT ONE

WITH EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE.

HYPERAWARE, YOU MIGHT SAY, JUMBA.

HYPERAWARE.

Woman: WOW! LOOK AT HER.

Man: YAY!

Mitzi: THAT LOVELY SHIH TZU IS

CERTAINLY IN THE RUNNING FOR FIRST PRIZE

IN THE AGILITY CATEGORY.

YEAH, AND IT'S GOT THE "LOOKS LIKE A RAT IN A WIG" CATEGORY SEWN UP.

I MEAN, DO THEY BREED 'EM LIKE THAT ON PURPOSE

OR IS IT SOME KIND OF MUTANT?

BREAK A LEG...OR 4.

[ARF ARF ARF]

[MUSIC FANFARE]

NOW WE'RE TALKING!

Kato: HERE COMES THE BLUE DUDE!

[CROWD CHEERING]

Man: YAY!

Man: WOW!

YAY! WHOO!

YES!

YOU GOTTA STAY HYDRATED.

Mitzi: WELL, OBVIOUSLY THE BLUE-FURRED,

ECTOPLASMIC DETECTION DOG IS QUITE THE LITTLE ACROBAT!

HE ROCKS.

HO HO HO HO!

UHH! AAH!

[CROWD GASPING]

WHOA! NOW THAT IS AGILITY!

AH! EEE! AH! WHAA! EEE!

WADOLLA.

TA-DA!

UHH!

[CROWD CHEERING]

SHIH TZU TAKES AGILITY.

IN YOUR FACE, RIFFRAFF.

OHH.

ALOHA, AND WELCOME TO IOLANI PALACE,

THE OFFICIAL RESIDENCE OF KING DAVID KALAKAUA

AND HIS QUEEN KAPIOLANI

FROM 1882 UNTIL 1891.

LOOK!

GENUINE NATIVE HAWAIIAN GARB.

AND I THOUGHT THEY ONLY WORE GRASS SKIRTS.

ISN'T THIS PLACE FASCINATING?

WELL, AT LEAST THERE'S NO HIKING.

LOOK!

AN ANTIQUE BI-HOLD WATER SKIMMING TRANSPORT SYSTEM!

PARDON ME, EARTHFORM,

HAVE YOU SEEN ANY ABOMINATIONS IN THE VICINITY?

[NERVOUS GASP]

YES, IS VERY PRETTY, BUT NO WEAPONRY.

[GASPS]

LOOK!

GANTU?

WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?

MUST BE EXPERIMENT LOOSE. WE SHOULD BE FOLLOWING.

LISTEN, SO WHAT IF GANTU CATCHES

ONE LITTLE EXPERIMENT.

WE'VE GOT SIGHTSEEING TO DO!

YEAH, ONLY PROBLEM IS

EXPERIMENT COULD BE TURNED TO EVIL PURPOSE.

WOULD UPSET LITTLE GIRL.

WE PROMISED BIGGER GIRL TO BE TAKING CARE OF HER.

WELL, THEN KEEP ALL FOUR EYES

PEELED FOR THE EXPERIMENT.

IT COULD BE ANYWHERE.

[WHIRRING]

BLA BLA BLA BLA!

YOU CAN DO IT, STITCH.

THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE TO BEAT MYRTLE AND GIGI.

TRY FAT CHANCE.

WAIT! WAIT FOR ME!

NO WAITING. IS WASTING TIME.

WELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION,

IT WASN'T A TOTAL WASTE.

I DIDN'T GET TO GO ON THE TOUR,

BUT I DID GET THESE GENUINE REPLICA EARRINGS

BASED ON REAL DOOR HINGES OF THE IOLANI PALACE.

BAH! IN YOUR SPECIES

IS TOO MUCH EYE, NOT ENOUGH BRAIN.

WHERE IS GANTU GOING?

LOOKS LIKE HE'S HEADING TO OUR HOTEL.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE HE'S NOT HERE

TO CATCH AN EXPERIMENT AT ALL.

MAYBE HE'S ON VACATION.

GANTU NEVER GO ON VACATION.

YE-AH!

YOU KNOW, THIS SHREDS.

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A TOTAL DRAG

HANGING OUT WITH ALL THESE DOG SHOW GEEKS,

BUT LOOK AT YOU.

YOU'RE A TOTAL HOTTIE IN THOSE GLASSES.

OK...

NOW IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS.

Mitzi: THE BIG KAHUNA BEST IN SHOW.

ECTOPLASMIC BLUE DUDE!

ECTOPLASMIC BLUE DUDE!

LOVELY COAT...

BUT THIS ONE HAS SUCH RARE COLORING.

YES, QUITE STRONG AND STURDY WITH EXOTIC MARKINGS.

GRR!

Judge: HMM, THESE TEETH ARE SIMPLY REMARKABLE!

PERHAPS THE BEST SPECIMEN OF A BLUE-FURRED,

ECTOPLASMIC DETECTION DOG

I HAVE EVER SEEN.

[CROWD APPLAUDING]

WHAT'S THE STRONGEST COFFEE YOU HAVE?

UH...

IT'S FOR MY MOM.

WE HAVE A LOVELY ESPRESSO.

STRONGER.

OH, WELL I DO HAVE SOMETHING

FOR THE ADVENTUROUS CONNOISSEUR.

SPECIAL SUMATRAN TRIPLE BEAN BLEND.

I MUST WARN YOU,

IT'S VERY POTENT.

LAY IT ON ME.

WE'RE DOING GREAT.

NOW ALL WE GOTTA DO IS NOT MESS UP.

NOW STAY HYDRATED.

OH.

OOOOH.

YACK! UHH! UHH! OOH! OOH! OOH!

BLAAA! BLAAA!

SECURITY!

NAGA!

STITCH?

WHAT'S WRONG?

DID YOU HAVE-- [SNIFFS]

COFFEE?

Judge: SHIH TZU TAKES BEST IN SHOW.

GOOD RIDDANCE, LOSERS.

MYRTLE.

[LOUD CRASH]

PLEASE, EARTHFORMS, DO NOT PANIC.

I'M ONLY HERE TO CAPTURE THE ABOMINATION,

THEN I'LL BE GONE.

[SCREAMING]

[SNIFFS]

I SMELL ABOMINATION.

UH, LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A LATE ENTRY

INTO THE SHOW.

HE'S SOME SORT OF BIG, SCARY LOOKING DOG.

DEFINITELY NOT IN THE TOY GROUP.

GRR! GRR!

WHAT'S GANTU DOING HERE?

EXPERIMENT MUST BE LOOSE SOMEWHERE IN ARENA.

RARR!

WAAAH!

OW! TROG!

AAH! UHH!

STITCH! ARE YOU OK?

LASER BATTLE.

MITZI, HOW DO TEACH A DOG TO DO THAT?

I'M LEAVING.

YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR DOGS WHATSOEVER.

WHAT?! I LOVE DOGS!

MITZI!

[LASER BLASTS]

Gantu: BAH!

UHH!

LOOK OUT!

OOH! OOH!

STITCH!

ARE YOU OK?

I'M OK. I'M FLUFFY.

UHH! UHH!

BUMMER.

THE LITTLE BLUE DUDE IS DOWN.

Gantu: GRR!

DON'T HURT ME!

I'M GIFTED!

IT'S NOT YOU I WANT.

MY GIGI!

MY EXPERIMENT!

Pleakley: YOUR WHAT?

Dr. Jumba: EXPERIMENT 007.

DID NOT TO RECOGNIZE

AFTER SO MANY GROOMING AND MUCH RIBBONS.

GIGI... IS AN EXPERIMENT?

SURE, VERY EARLY PROJECT.

CAN LAY DOWN, SIT, FETCH,

ANNOY NEIGHBORS WITH EVIL SHRILL BARK.

[CRYING] HE'S TAKING MY DOG.

NO, HE'S NOT.

I'M GENERALLY AGAINST THE USE OF CAFFEINATED BEVERAGES,

BUT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

AH, AH, AH...

OHH!

[YELPS]

HYAH!

AAH!

[WHIMPERING]

[BARKING]

GIGI!

I ALMOST LOST YOU.

LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BLUE DUDE!

BEST IN SHOW! BEST IN SHOW!

[TOGETHER] BEST IN SHOW! BEST IN SHOW!

Crowd: BEST IN SHOW!

HEAR THAT?

THEY'RE CHEERING FOR YOU.

BLAA. HMM.

Crowd, chanting: BEST IN SHOW! BEST IN SHOW!

BEST IN SHOW...

HERE. GIGI AND I DON'T NEED THIS STUPID TROPHY, ANYWAYS.

WE KNOW WE'RE THE BEST.

I THINK THAT'S THANK YOU IN MYRTLE LANGUAGE.

GUESS WE SHOULD FIND A CONTAINER

SO YOU CAN DO YOUR WHOLE

FIND THE ONE PLACE IT BELONGS THINGY.

I THINK THE LITTLE YAPPER ALREADY FOUND ITS HOME.

[LAUGHING]

YOU WOULD LEAVE EXPERIMENT WITH MEAN GIRL?

IT'S LIKE NANI SAID.

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A FRIEND,

YOU NEED TO BE A FRIEND.

BUT SHE'S NOT BEING FRIENDS WITH YOU.

NO, BUT SHE IS WITH GIGI.

THAT'S A START.

Lilo: MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE'LL GRADUATE

TO BEING FRIENDS WITH ME, TOO.

Pleakley: SOAPS, SHAMPOOS...

BATH ROBE... LOVE IT!

IT'S JUST LIKE BEING THERE!

ALL THE MAIL WAS FOR YOU, PLEAKLEY.

LOOKS LIKE IT'S ALL BILLS.

BILLS?

WHAT ARE BILLS?

BILLS ARE WHAT YOU OWE

WHEN YOU CHARGE

ON YOUR 28 CREDIT CARDS.

OH? AS IN MONEY?

[CHUCKLES] NOBODY EVER ASKED ME FOR ANY MONEY.

OH, MY GOODNESS!

IS THAT A BALANCE DUE

OR AN INTERGALACTIC ZIP CODE?!

Pleakley: HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO ME?

I'M NOT EVEN A CITIZEN!