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TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA!

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HA HA HA!

AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[SQUAWKS]

[RIBBIT]

NAO MEE TU!

[CACKLES]

[GASPS] OOH!

NAO NA MEE TZU.

[RUMBLING]

[SNORING]

CELL CHECK 750.

HAMSTER WHEEL PRESENT. CONFIRMED.

[GERMAN ACCENT] THAT'S HAMSTERVIEL!

OH, THE INDIGNATION THAT MY EVIL GENIUS

IS WASTED UPON SUCH A PITIFUL,

PRETENDING-TO-SLEEP ROUSE.

A-TA NA GA-GA!

Computer: DR. HAMSTER WHEEL,

DETENTION CODE OVERRIDE SEQUENCE ACTIVATED.

HAMSTERVIEL!

VIEL! YOU OH SO SILLY COMPUTER VOICE!

CONTACT GANTU.

YES, DR. HAMSTERVIEL?

EXPLAIN TO ME, YOU OVERGROWN SEA BASS,

WHY MY TINY SINISTER CAN

HOLDS NO EVIL GENETIC EXPERIMENTS?

THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY EXPERIMENTS ACTIVATED RECENTLY.

Computer: WARNING. EXPERIMENT 520 ACTIVATED.

[HESITANTLY] UNTIL NOW.

MMM? AND THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

GET IT AND SEND IT TO ME!

ALL RIGHT, KAKI,

LATER IS THE ANNUAL ALOHA SAND SCULPTURE EXHIBITION

AT LIHUE BEACH,

SO NOW WE'RE GOING TO CHOOSE A DESIGN

THAT REPRESENTS ALOHA FOR OUR ENTRY.

DID EVERYONE COME UP WITH AN IDEA?

A CAT...

ROBO-HULA...

AND...ICE HOCKEY?

AH, MYRTLE, EXCELLENT CHOICE.

DUKE KAHANAMOKU--

HAWAII'S GREATEST ATHLETE

AND THE OFFICIAL AMBASSADOR OF ALOHA.

HE WAS?

MR. PATULI, WAIT!

I MADE AN ALOHA DESIGN, TOO!

[WHISPERING] And Pudge the fish says hi.

LILO, THIS IS, UM...

INTERESTING.

IT'S AN ALOHA TIKI,

AND THIS LINE SHOWS ITS ALOHA LEVEL.

IT'S ALMOST FULL BUT NOT QUITE,

BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT ACTS OUT

AND DEVOURS INNOCENT HUMANS.

OOH! LOOK AT THIS!

IT'S TOTALLY GROSS!

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

WELL, I DO THINK MYRTLE HAS THE BEST DESIGN.

WELL, THEN WE DON'T NEED THIS.

[GROWLS]

BLAH! AAH!

GIRLS. [SCREAMING]

THIS IS NOT WHAT ALOHA IS ABOUT.

HOW ARE YOUR ALOHA DESIGNS COMING, STITCH?

OO-BAH?

ZEE-BAH.

KEE-BAH.

[GIGGLES]

STITCH, THAT'S MEAN.

MOSES IS RIGHT.

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT ALOHA MEANS.

[BOOM] AAH!

AHA!

MY EVIL GENIUS IMPROVEMENTS TO STOVE ARE SUCCESSFUL.

HA HA HA!

YOUR IMPROVEMENTS RUINED MY MEATLOAF.

NO!

IS VERY APPEALING QUASI-RECTANGULAR BOVINE FLESH BLOCK.

IT IS BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?

IS A LITTLE BIT CRUNCHY.

MM-HMM. INSIDE AND OUT.

IT'S LOADED WITH CARBON.

WHAT WAS THAT BOOM?

AN EXPLOSION OF EARTH COOKING.

DIG IN!

[CRUNCHING]

OO-AW!

BLECH! ICKY.

[SIGHS]

THIS IS A GOOD DESIGN FOR A SAND SCULPTURE.

IT SAYS ALOHA...

KINDA.

FOR SAND SCULPTURE,

IS ALWAYS NICE TO MAKE CASTLE FORTRESS--

HUGE, IMPENETRABLE STRONGHOLD

FROM WHICH EVIL GENIUS CAN DESTROY ALL!

[GIGGLES]

WITH TEENSY FLAG TO FLY ON TIPPY-TOP.

I CAN'T BEAT MYRTLE'S DESIGN WITH A BORING SAND CASTLE.

BORING?!

WHY, WHAT IS THIS MYRTLE'S IDEA

THAT IS MORE GENIUS

THAN IMPENETRABLE STRONGHOLD?

DUKE KAHANAMOKU.

HAWAII'S GREATEST ATHLETE?

AND OFFICIAL AMBASSADOR OF ALOHA?

THAT'S BRILLIANT! THAT'S BRILLIANT!

OOH WAY! WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

UHH!

WHAT YOU SMELL IS THE AROMA OF MISERY.

DON'T WORRY. I KNOW HOW TO CHEER UP A SAD LILO.

B-B-BUT DAVID, THE POOL AT BIRDS OF PARADISE

IS FOR HOTEL GUESTS ONLY.

THERE WERE LIKE 10 SIGNS.

RELAX, NANI, I WAS HERE YESTERDAY,

AND I FIGURED OUT THEIR SYSTEM.

ALL THE HOTEL GUESTS

HAVE SPECIAL BLUE TOWELS

AND SO DO WE.

SEE? INSTANT VACATION.

COME ON, STITCH. PHOTO SAFARI!

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS OK?

RELAX. LILO AND I SNEAK IN HERE ALL THE TIME.

YOU WHAT?

JUST CHILL OUT AND ENJOY YOUR HONEYMOON...

SWEETHEART.

HELLO, SIR, MA'AM.

ARE YOU GUESTS HERE?

HUH? UH...YEAH.

WHAT'S YOUR ROOM NUMBER?

257. 319.

UH...257. 319.

257.

MM-HMM.

WELL, WE DON'T HAVE A ROOM 319,257,

AND BESIDES, TODAY IS RED TOWEL DAY,

NOT BLUE.

[CHUCKLES]

BUSTED.

LIKE LIVING MUMMIES.

VAMPIRES OF THE SUN.

WONDERS OF NATURE.

AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL, STITCH?

STITCH?

STITCH!

ITCHI VAN NIBA!

OH, NO!

NAGA BO TIFA?

NO, YOU'RE FINE.

BUT LOOK.

IT'S GANTU.

JUST FOLLOW THE BOUNCING ABOMINATION.

HE'S AFTER AN EXPERIMENT

WITH A REALLY BIG BUTT.

STITCH?

MMM! AGATA DUBA U MITA?

COME ON! WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

[GROWLS]

[WHISTLES]

NANA-TU!

[SCREAMING]

WHAZA!

LOCALS.

NEXT TIME I CALL THE COPS.

WHO NEEDS YOUR TACKY TOURIST TRAP ANYWAY?

WE GOT A WHOLE OCEAN TO SWIM IN.

[SCREAMING IN BACKGROUND]

WHAT'S ALL THAT--

WAIT! LILO!

SHE'S SAFE WITH STITCH. RUN!

WHOA!

NORTH SHORE'S GOT NOTHING ON THAT.

Gantu: OHH!

[GROANS]

HEY!

WHAT'S THE BIG--

HEY, BUDDY! YOU BETTER HAVE A RED TOWEL!

[CACKLES]

AAH!

GET AWAY FROM ME!

[CACKLES]

OOH!

NAO NANI TZU!

[RIBBIT]

I DON'T LIKE THE WAY

HE'S LOOKING AT OUR OCEAN.

[CRUNCHING]

AH HA HA HA HA HA!

YOU FLICKED HIM LIKE A BOOGER,

BUT NOW WE GOT TO GO FIND HIM,

AND HE'S NOT GONNA BE BEHIND THE SOFA.

OK, WE'RE HERE,

AND IT LANDED SOMEWHERE OVER THERE,

AND THERE'S A LOT MORE OF OVER THERE

THAN THERE IS OF HERE.

[GULP]

[BELCH]

WE'LL NEVER FIND HIM.

DAS KABABE RA-MEN.

A GUTI BAKUDA.

BA CHECHA OH!

WOW! HOW'D YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?

CHI-KA CHI-KA.

YOU'RE SMARTER THAN ANY PET I EVER HAD,

EXCEPT MAYBE COCOA THE GOLDFISH,

BUT HE CROAKED, SO I HAD TO FLUSH HIM.

I GUESS I'LL TRY THE LAUNCH VELOCITY

OVER MOLECULAR WEIGHT TIMES PI LATTE.

UM...LOW-FAT.

WHERE'S LILO? IS SHE HERE?

NO, BUT A FRESHLY MOPPED FLOOR WAS HERE.

APPARENTLY, IT JUST LEFT.

LILO!

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M FINE, BUT STITCH AND ME NEED TO BORROW YOUR CAR.

MY CAR.

ARE YOULOLO?

STITCH COULD DRIVE.

HE DOESN'T HAVE A LICENSE.

ZO WAPPA.

SORRY. WE ONLY HAVE ONE WORKING CAR,

AND I NEED IT FOR WORK.

BUT THERE'S AN EXPERIMENT LOOSE!

IT CAN FIND ITS OWN RIDE!

I HAVE TO GET TO THE RENTAL HUT.

BUSINESS IS WAY OFF, AND OLD MAN WONG IS GETTING GROUCHY.

BUT--

I'LL BE HOME AFTER WORK.

UH-UH. LITTLE GIRL,

IS MY HEARING CORRECT?

ONE OF MY PRECIOUS CREATIONS IS RUNNING ABOUT FREE?

YEAH. IT LIKES WATER,

AND IT HAS A REALLY BIG BUTT...

JUST LIKE MY SISTER!

Nani: HEY!

EXPERIMENT THAT IS LIKING WATER

AND HAVING LARGE POSTERIOR.

AH! THAT WOULD BE 520.

HA HA HA.

I WAS TRUE EVIL INGENIOUS THAT DAY.

520 TURNS ANY BODY OF WATER

INTO GIANT DESTRUCTIVE WAVE.

IT KEEPS TRYING TO GET TO THE OCEAN.

DA. IN THE SEA, WOULD MAKE WAVE SO BIG

WHOLE PLANET WILL BE DESTRUCTED.

YA HA HA HA HEY!

OH, WOULD BE BAD THING, YES?

HELLO!

JUST THINK OF ALL THE JELLYFISH.

NO JELLYFISH,

NO JELLY, NO PB & J!

WE GOTTA STOP 'EM,

BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY TRANSPORTATION.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING?

FOLLOW ME.

[DOOR CLOSES]

YOUR TALL SIBLING HAS MISINFORMATION

ABOUT NUMBER OF WORKING CAR MOBILES.

YOU FIXED NANI'S OLD DUNE BUGGY!

MORE THAN FIXED.

IT'S TRICKED OUT WITH SO MANY CUSTOMS

IS BOOYAH FURIOUS RACER.

WOULD BE GOOD FOR CAPTURE OF EXPERIMENTS, YES?

[GRUNTING]

AH! VROOM, VROOM!

JUST PLACE 520 IN PROTECTIVE ORB HERE.

SEE? SNUG AS RUG IN JUG.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

WE CANNOT SEND THE LITTLE GIRL OFF JOYRIDING

IN AN UNLICENSED, UNTESTED,

AND POSSIBLY RADIOACTIVE VEHICLE

WITHOUT A LITTLE SNACK.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[THUD]

625!

WHOA. ROUGH DAY?

WHOO! YOU LOOK LIKE LAST WEEK'S LETTUCE.

GET A BLASTER! HURRY!

OK, NOW WHAT?

CUT ME FREE, YOU INSIPID TROG.

YOU'RE IN LUCK, FISH BREATH.

I TOOK A CLASS IN ADVANCED APPLIED BLASTING.

HEY!

OOPS. CAREFUL.

SORRY.

OW!

STOP SQUIRMING.

UH! MY BAD.

YOU ALMOST VAPORIZED ME.

YEAH? THAT'S WHAT MY TEACHER ALWAYS USED TO SAY.

[GROWLS]

HEY. HEY, EASY THERE.

I'M NOT DESIGNED TO BE PICKED UP LIKE THAT.

OW!

ARE YOU SURE WE'RE LOOKING IN THE RIGHT SPOT?

HMM! KUSHA MUH DESS.

[CACKLING]

520: NANA-TU! THERE!

NANA-TU!

NANA-TU!

[CACKLES]

YUH!

[CRYING]

BULLS-EYE.

NICE SHOOTING, TEX.

TA-DA!

[SPLAT]

[WHIMPERING]

SNAGA BOOZA!

[GRUNTING]

SO...YOU'RE THE REASON HAMSTERVIEL

HAS ME RUNNING ALL OVER THIS PITIFUL ISLAND.

YOU'D BETTER BE WORTH IT.

OHH.

Stitch: AH KU TA!

AAH! OHH!

HOMERUN!

Stitch: ZIZABAH! ZIZABAH!

[FIGHTING]

Gantu: LET GO OF ME, YOU--OW!

HOLD STILL!

UH!

Gantu: WHERE'D YOU GO?

TAYA!

Gantu: AHA!

[GLASS BREAKS]

Gantu: YOU!

STITCH!

THAT'S RIGHT. YOU WANT A PIECE OF GANTU, YOU GOT IT.

STITCH!

UH...KATA?

YOU OK?

YOU'RE OK!

YOU WERE JUST PLAYING DEAD,

LIKE COCOA THE GOLDFISH.

CHAKADA.

520?

BUT WHAT DID GANTU TAKE?

OH. WELL... [CLEARS THROAT]

HA HA HA. IT'S A....

A-A-A PINEAPPLE.

AHA! VERY GOOD.

YES. JUICY PULPY SWEETNESS IS WHAT EVERY EVIL GENIUS

NEEDS FOR CONQUERING THE GALAXY...

YOU FOOL!

YES! YOU THE KIND!

OH, COME ON.

WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.

YOU KNOW WHAT FRIENDS ARE, DON'T YOU?

MM-MMM.

YOU KNOW THE BIG ELEPHANT FOOT FISH-FACE GUY?

[WHIMPERS]

HE'SNOT YOUR FRIEND.

BUT WE RESCUED YOU.

WEARE YOUR FRIENDS.

BATZEE BA-BA.

ALOHA, FRIEND.

ALOHA?

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SAND SCULPTING.

MORE ON THE SURFBOARD!

YOU'RE NOT CAPTURING MY VISION!

UHH. LOOK WHO'S HERE...

WITH 2 UGLY DOGS NOW.

NOW, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BEHAVE YOURSELF.

COME ON.

OOH, WHY HAS IT GOT A GIANT CABOOSE?

HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS BUTT RABIES.

[SCREAMING]

CALM DOWN, KEIKA.

LET'S STAY FOCUSED.

KEEP WORKING.

I'M GLAD YOU SHOWED UP, LILO.

IT'S GOOD, YOU KNOW.

AND EVEN IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALOHA IS,

I CAN STILL HELP.

LILO, THAT IS WHAT ALOHA IS ALL ABOUT.

IT IS?

GO ON NOW.

I'VE GOT AN EXHIBITION TO JUDGE.

[STOMPING]

WHA-WHAT? AAH!

AAH! AAH!

[STOMPING]

HUH? AAH! HEY!

HUH? AH!

I'M A SAMOAN JUST OUT FOR A STROLL.

[STOMPING]

A GA ZUTA!

[STOMPING]

STITCH, WHERE YOU GO--

GANTU!

AAH!

OPEN UP! I'M HERE FOR THE ABOMINATION.

NO WAY! I LIKE ABOMINATIONS!

OOH ME!

I'LL HAVE TO DEVISE AN ASSAULT PLAN

FOR THIS FORTIFIED DEFENSE STRUCTURE.

[SQUISH]

THIS IS JUST MADE

OUT OF LOOSELY COMPRESSED SILICATE.

UH!

HMM!

NANA-TU!

[CACKLES]

OH, NO.

I THOUGHT 520 WAS OUR FRIEND,

BUT IT'S GONNA WIPE OUT THE WHOLE PLANET.

[CACKLING]

TSUNAMI! EVERYBODY RUN!

OH, BLITZNACK. AAH!

I WAS WRONG.

HE JUST WIPED OUT GANTU.

HUH.

NA JABA.

NANA-TU REE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.

DE DA BA LUTA.

I'M GONNA NAME YOU CANNONBALL,

'CAUSE YOU LIKE TO MAKE WAVES.

NANA-TU!

CONGRATULATIONS, LILO.

MYRTLE'S DESIGN IS GOOD, TOO,

BUT YOU SHOWED MORE ALOHA TODAY.

[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]

AWESOME!

IT'S NOT FAIR.

SHE'S SO WEIRD, AND I'M SO NORMAL.

NOW, WHERE WOULD YOU FIT IN BEST?

EVERYBODY CAN USE A GOOD WAVE,

BUT WHERE TO START?

NANI.

[SIGHS]

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER JOB WAITING TO BE LOST.

HEY, WE NEED BOARDS!

YEAH, QUICK!

UM, SURE.

WHAT'S THE HURRY?

WAVES ARE BREAKING ALL OVER THIS BEACH.

EVERYONE'S COMING DOWN FROM NORTH SHORE.

IT'S CRAZY.

OH, DUDE!

IT'S ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!

I MEAN, LOOK AT IT. COME ON, EVERYBODY.

I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO GANTU.

[GROANS]

HUH?

SAN FRANCISCO?

OH, DOUBLE BLITZNACK.