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These are gonna be great

Can you imagine if your wife ever found these?

Crys, come on

Put down the camera

This is such good shit

Come on, Crys

Crys, come on...

What do I look like to you, a '"Playboy'" bunny?

You're not gonna come and take pictures...

and let me take the picture

I'm gonna fill up the whole scrapbook

Peisha, this is the most fun

Peisha!

Oh, shit

Fuck

Crys

Ow! Fuck!

Crys, Crys

What's wrong with him?

Shit

What's wrong, Crys? What happened?

Jesus Christ

Don't look at us, it was his shit

Are you sure he's dead?

Take the girls to the club

I got to call his people

I can't believe I voted for this asshole

It's not about winning ball games

It's about emotion

You know what that is?

Emotion?

The Lakers are not the Lakers without Rambis

He was the spark, the inspiration

He was white

I didn't say that

But did it ever occur to you that's why they let him go?

Rambis left on his own

Is that a brew in that bag?

On his own?

Yeah, on his own, read the paper

Oh, come on!

Christ, Moony, we're on duty...

and that shit you're eating is sixty percent grease

He's got one

Dillnick? I don't believe it

Miss? Excuse me, miss

You talking to me, Elvis?

Oh, shit

What kind of action you looking for?

I was kind of hoping you could tell me

Translation, he doesn't know

Now she's gonna stick her balloons through the window

Magic fingers are twenty

Fifty puts the pig in the blanket

You want something oral, see you dentist

Did you see what he was wearing tonight?

He wasn't wearing that striped thing, was he?

So, what?

Looking for something kinky?

Want to hear the chef's special?

No, I'm sure whatever you do will be fine

Hope you have lots of raincoats...

because I don't ride bareback anymore

We're meeting him at the Bowl?

Yeah, sounds like we better hurry

Nice jacket

Seersucker makes me hot

Just relax

Just let me take control

You'll love it, believe me

Stone

Come on, Moon, forget him

We got to meet Dill, Moon, leave him alone

Ah, Jesus

Promotions are next week

He's speeding

Being a cop's like being a pitcher, Harry

To hit the strikes, you've got to...

Risk your balls, for what, Moon? What is this?

This is initiative, I'm showing initiative

No, this is harassment

There is something very perverse about you and this Stone

Perverse? Yeah, perverse

It wasn't his fault she left you

Yeah? Yeah

Bullshit!

Hollywood, this is seven-one

Dillnick is making a Redi-Whip delivery to the parking lot at the Bowl

Can somebody take her off his hands? Thanks

Tell them to take their time

Phil, can you get the champagne?

Have a staff member find his body in the morning

Police can notify his wife

Washington wants full damage control

Understand?

Sure you can handle these girls?

It's my business

It's your business if you don't

Graham

This is out of our league, Jack

It's also out of our jurisdiction

Come on, we're in Beverly Hills

Nice suit

It's OK, it's OK

He's just picking up her and her girlfriend

He's their lawyer

They don't look safe to drive

Get lost, pal

Getting strange

Be cool, now

What? I didn't say anything

Stone! Somebody's calling you

Stone!

What?! What, what, what?

Zara, come on!

What the hell are you doing?

You out of your mind?

Move over! I'm gonna drive

You said you were gonna...

You said you were gonna quit

I want a promotion, Moon, not a goddamn suspension

He's running, Harry

Well, you shot at him!

He's dirty I know he's dirty!

I'm finally gonna nail his black ass to the wall

If you have any drugs in your purse...

would you please just throw them out the window?

I don't believe...

You know, I could be disbarred for this shit

Leon!

Give me the purse...

Hold the girls and get some backup

Oh, Moon

Ah, Jesus

Stay put

Stone!

Move

Fuck

Well, it's about time

Now, look, I'm a lawyer, all right?

And this is a clear-cut case of harassment

Now, for the past six months this poor excuse for a police off...

Are you gentlemen gonna keep this mad dog off me, or what?

Thank you

All right, look...

I don't know what the problem you have with...

Jesus, what the hell have you been eating?

Your ass, nigger

You called him the '"n'" word?

You left Dillnick with a car date at the Hollywood Bowl...

fired your weapon without cause at a private club...

participated in a high-speed car chase...

then you decked a black lawyer in front of a hundred people...

and called him the '"n'" word?

I made the arrest

You made squat, Moony...

and I am sick and tired of your street cowboy attitude...

and your racist bullshit

But let me try and get through to you, Moony

There are those of us who can say the '"n'" word...

and there are those of us who cannot

Now, I can say the '"n'" word

Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger

See, I can say the damn word all I want...

but your can't

In fact, Moony, if I catch your little perverse, bigoted...

bullshit mouth saying it again...

I'm going to personally tear you out a new asshole

Is this going to affect my...

promotion evaluation?

Promotion?

You are suspended, Sergeant

Leave your piece and your shield with Rinselle on the way out of here

Called him the '"n'" word and want a promotion

Sorry, Moon

Did you do it?

Moon?

You doing OK?

You don't look so good

Thank you

What was this all about tonight?

Is he pimping for you now?

I don't deserve that, Moon

Neither does he

What were you doing?

I didn't tell you I finished night school finally...

and I got my application into Valley Arts College...

and I saved up all the tuition...

What?

I don't know why I keep forgetting to drop this off

Every time I'm near your house, it's not the right time

Jesus Christ!

Why do you have to keep doing that?

I need it For what?

Self-defense

From what?

Why do you carry a gun?

I'm a cop!

Yeah, well, I'm not

Do you still have the fishbowl?

Yeah

Can you just put this in there with the others?

And, like, if something happens to me...

have them print it up

You know, like, sprinkle them over Hollywood Boulevard like ashes

Coming? Yeah

Crys

Bye, Moon

Because I love you so

Come here, here you go

Come on now

That's yours, yeah, that's yours

OK, you can have some of that, too, all right?

Hey, come here

Look at that

Come out of here

There you go

You want some of this?

Just a bit

There you go

Yeah, I know, glad to see you, too

Get out of here, will you?

I'm trying to give you stuff you like

Get out, what's the matter with you?

That's it, Chuck, you don't get any more

Well, maybe just a...

just a little more

Chuck!

What are you saying?

That's it? He's dead?

He will be without a new heart...

and the odds of finding a B-positive donor...

Dr. Posner

Excuse me

He was a cop?

Yeah, vice

How the hell did he get in that kind of condition?

Vice

Sad news for the State of California and the nation

Senator James Marquand...

one of the most respected leaders on Capitol Hill...

is dead at fifty four

Found by a staff member in his Bel Air home this morning...

the author of the new anti-drug legislation...

is believed to have died from heart failure

The President described Marquand as a true gentleman...

a brilliant statesman...

OK, which one of you guys said the Hail Mary?

The donor's condition?

It was a car accident...

severe trauma to the head and lower back...

severed brainstem

Otherwise, the guy's a cream puff

His form's in order?

We got him on file

He had it marked on his license

Anything medical?

This guy's squeaky clean about everything but his occupation

Pusher? Close

Proctologist? Getting warmer

Don't tell me he's a lawyer

But don't sweat malpractice

He's too dead to sue

Shit, turn that down

I got it

OK, he's asleep, come on, come on

You sure he knows?

It's only been a few weeks

Yeah, the doctor told him yesterday

Everything, right?

Yeah, everything, now will you come on?

You got it on him?

It won't stand up

Well, them, prop it up

You sure he knows, Harry?

He knows, he knows

Harry?

One, two, three, four...

Can't get enough of you, babe...

Can't get enough of you...

Ooh, darling...

Can't get enough of you...

Can't get enough of you, babe...

Can't get enough of you...

All I want is you, babe...

Don't you know it's true?

What the fuck is this?

Oh, shit

He doesn't know

Moony, stop! Come back here! Mo...

Posner said he was gonna tell you, Moon

We didn't know

Jack, what do you think you're doing out of bed?

You put it in

Now you take it out!

Want to tell me where he had it?

I want you to exercise, Jack...

or you can throw these ten months of rehab...

out the window, understand?

No drinking, no smoking, no fatty foods

No more roundups, no more drug busts...

no more asinine car chases

You're a desk sergeant now, a career paper jock

You got it?

Yeah, I got it

I didn't want to take you back, Moony

Central made me

Just because we got the same color heart...

don't go thinking we're blood

Hey, Moony, starting to walk with a little rhythm

Funny

Hey, Moondog...

Nice tan, Moony

They say the heart's not the only new equipment you got

You wish

Terri...

did you ever locate Crystal Gerrity?

She's the carrot top Detective Zara was checking out

Detective Zara?

Yeah, Harry, she's a hooker, right?

Yeah

He said she'd picked up a couple of speeding tickets out near Malibu

Right, about six months ago

The addresses she gave on both citations were phony

Zip on the Peisha chick, too

They're out there, but nobody knows where

Could you run it through the machine for me again?

Well, anything's possible for a little of your honey

You got a dirty mind

See you

Now, that was all Harry's idea, Jack

If he's gonna ride with you, you got to get him to get rid of those stripes

Ever since that night at the Bowl he thinks that that's his lucky jacket

Shit

Well, we got to go

Yeah, go

Later

Yeah, Harry

Let me see your shield

Come on

Looks nice

Looks real good on you

Thanks

Keep the change

Thanks

Don't eat that

Clogs the arteries

It makes your breath stink

Listen, ass...

Trust me

Now, look, look

I wasn't even gonna say anything, you know

I tried to give you a chance to get into the groove...

and as bad as those Camels are...

I was more than willing to let a few of those go by...

but when you start shoving this dog meat into your face...

I'm sorry, I just have to step in

I have to do something, now put it down

Put it down

Moony, put it down

Put it down

Didn't you listen to the doctor?

Don't you know what this shit does to your heart?

Moony, look, you're looking very stupid now

You are dancing with a cheeseburger

We can do this all day, OK?

But you look real silly...

dancing around with a cheeseburger

The only person that can see me is you

What's up with that guy?

You know, you can't get away from me

This is a very good-looking car

I mean, this is absolutely fabulous

Has it ever been washed?

It's weird, I know, it's very weird

I'm not even used to it myself

It's kind of like that out-of-body...

you know, astral-projection, Shirley Maclaine thing

I mean, one minute...

I'm sitting in the front seat of my car, and I'm dying

Next time I know... boom!

I'm standing in the operating room looking at myself...

while they're pulling my heart out of me

I mean, it was like that... What's the name of that movie?

Oh, this is very good, this is good

Going back and forth is good because it stimulates the heart

It makes you a lot strong...

Are you listening to me?

You are listening to me?

Hey, wait a minute You're ignoring me, aren't you?

Now, listen, I didn't want my heart in you...

any more than you wanted my heart in you...

and if I knew that my heart was gonna be...

inside a piece of racist scum like you...

I never would've donated it in the first place

But that's OK, you know, because life's a bitch...

and then you die, you know?

It's true, isn't it?

Hey...

but I didn't die! I was murdered!

I didn't get a real good look... if it was a Cutlass Sierra or a...

but I did get a real good look at the driver...

right before he ran me off the road

Hey, Moony, you OK?

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine

Aren't you gonna... Wait a minute!

Aren't you gonna talk to me?

I thought you said you wanted to be a detective, huh?

I thought you said you wanted that gold shield?

Well, this is your opportunity, this is it

Now are you gonna talk to me, or aren't you?

No!

I'm gonna prescribe a little medication, Jack

Nothing serious

Just something to calm your nerves...

help the hallucinations

I take these every once in a while...

hoping my wife will disappear

But you mean that this is a normal thing?

Oh, sure it is

This could be perfectly normal

A psycho-chemical aberration of some kind

We're just beginning to learn...

how transplants affect the human body and mind

Take a couple of days off

You'll feel much better

Is that tranquilizer working yet?

Say yes, you want to wind up in a mental institution?

Jack? Yes!

Yeah, it's working fine

It's OK

Jesus! Chuck!

Personally, I think that this racism this refusal to acknowledge me...

stems from feelings of inadequacy

I mean, you look at me What do you see?

Someone college-educated, damn good-looking...

hung like a Shetland pony, and you feel threatened

Am I hitting a nerve?

Come on, Chuck

Oh, I see, you can talk to the cat, but you can't talk to me

Get out of the way, Shithead

Ohh! You can talk to me, thank you

Racial prejudice I can understand...

but ghost prejudice? An entirely new concept

As a matter of fact...

I think you're breaking new ground in this area

Hey! Close the door

I can't, the only thing I can move is you

Shit

It's hard to believe Crys could live in a pigpen like this

How long was it for, huh? A month or two?

Four

Four?

And she wasn't hooking when she was living with me

Yeah, probably too busy cleaning, huh?

You won't go away, will you?

Well, best as I can figure, I go where you go

As long as that heart's beating we're attached

Which is why you won't be eating that bacon, that chili, that...

Polish sausage?

Look, go to hell!

That's what I'm trying to avoid

Now, look, Moony, you don't have to like me...

but you are gonna have to live with me

now, whatever problem you had with me because of Crys...

leave it behind you because you're gonna need me...

if you want to help me find...

Find her?

Yeah

What do you know?

Only what happened the night I was killed

She have something to do with that?

Yeah, now, she and the other girl Peisha...

they both work for this big-time gangster...

called himself John Graham

He dealt strictly to the upper classes

You know, drugs, girls...

Yeah, yeah, I know, Pimp to the stars

Sounds like your kind of client

Say, say, don't go there, all right?

I represent the girls, not their employers

Anyway, Crys called me from the country club...

said she was having a little legal trouble...

and asked me to pick her up

You give all your clients that kind of service?

Well, she was upset

Is that why you hit her?

I was upset

Oh, you were both upset

Yeah, we were both upset! All right, Moony?

Why don't you wash your dishes here...

for crying out loud?

Why did you run from me?

What?

Come on, you're dead now

Well, Peisha was holding some crack that she got...

I knew it! You knew what?

You lucky son of bitch! If I'd have caught you...

You couldn't have caught my mother, Moony

I probably got my heart attack from you.

Well, had I known, I would've surren...

Can ghosts get colds?

I'm allergic to cats

But you're dead

It's psychological

What's so funny?

A hypochondriac spook

What the fuck was all that about?

Now we're even

This guy who allegedly ran you off the road...

Are you here or not here?

Yeah, I'm here

What was his name?

Teller, he was the muscle you saw with the girls at the club

If he ran you off the road, they think you know something

The legal problem Crys called you about...

maybe it was drugs

I don't think so

It was something more, something bigger

I tried to find out from the girls but they wouldn't talk

At least not that night

I didn't make it to the next morning, so...

Yeah, it's just on the left here Turn at the next corner

This is Century Luxury Villas

These things start at almost a mil, huh?

Yeah, so?

Fix your collar and try not to act like a cop

Shit

How much were you pulling down a year?

The mortgage on a place like this has gotta be, what, six grand a month?

That's my lizard pot He's got my lizard pot

Twelve times six, seventy-two?

Hey, you got my lizard pot!

With tax, you're looking at eighty-five grand a year!

Hey, you got a pool!

He's got my lizard pot He's got my cactus

Hey, that's my... where you going with...

This is a lot of money This is a lot of money

Where are you going with my cactus?

An awful lot of money

What's going on here?

Well, it's open house

'"All furniture, household effects...

'"and objet d'art may be purchased'"

Oh, mama, no

No, I left you the house

I didn't tell you you could sell it

Well, what else is the old lady gonna do with it?

Fuck you, too

It's sterling

Actually, I was more interested in the picture

You can take all the pictures if you like

In fact, I'll pay you to get rid of this harem

My mother's a church-going woman, so watch what you say

Hello, Mommy

When I think of all the in-and-out that went on in here

Not one grandchild to show for it

Well, I was planning on settling down

He always said he was planning on settling down

Does this hump pen look like he was settling down to you?

Hump pen? This place has style

His idea of style was my idea of obscenity

I want to unload everything to do with it

Yeah, but not at K-Mart prices

Do you know this woman?

Do I know you?

I'm a cop You look it

I told you to fix your collar

I'm trying to locate this girl... Crys Gerrity

I was wondering, can I look through your son's Rolodex?

You can have my son's Rolodex

What?

But don't ask me about his women

Have you seen her since your son's accident?

A cop got his heart, you know?

He knows I know

His name is Moony

I know, yeah, so's mine

She cried almost as much as I did at the funeral

Such a pretty girl

Held my hand most of the day

The last time I saw her was when she came by here...

to pick up a few things

It was near Thanksgiving time, I think

Do you know where she was going?

She didn't say, she just drove off...

with that slick man in his red Ferrari

Yes, this is John Graham Any messages?

Jackson who?

Moony

What's that? Is that a scratch there?

Can you buff that out, please?

And use the toothbrush on the wheels

If you want to get to Graham, you gotta trust me

Listen, asshole, already I've been insulted...

by the car park guy, the guy at the door

We're not leaving, Moony

Now, this may be fun to you, but I'm damned if I'm gonna...

pop for another three-dollar tea bag

Will you keep it down, please?

No, if I don't hit the can soon...

Moony, the man is smart

That's why he has an answering service stead of a direct line

Now, would you rather him call you back at the police station...

or a place that makes him feel more comfortable...

like the Beverly Palm Hotel?

Call for you, Mr. Moony

All right, remember

Howard Steadman is your best friend

Tip him a deuce

Two dollars

Tip him a deuce for the phone

Thank God nobody can see me

Jackson Moony

Jackson Moony, John Graham

Sorry to pull you away from the pool on such a delicious day...

but I got your message on my service...

and I don't believe we've ever met

I'm from New York, actually I'm here on business

Howard Steadman said that you had a redhead named Crystal...

that you might be able to put me in touch with

It's a impossibility

Can you fix me up tomorrow night?

Well, as you probably know, Howard's in Yugoslavia...

working on his picture, so it's impossible for me...

to cross-check your reference

Would it help if I mentioned... his night of leather in Palm Springs?

Crys said they were into gymnastics

You must be very good friends

You're working tomorrow night

That's all we could find on him

No address, no priors

Name's probably phony

OK, thanks

This Graham's gonna be hard to find

Which is why you gotta keep your date with her

You're dreaming!

The guy deals with high rollers

I can't afford lunch

Where am I gonna get that kind of money?

Or class?

What the fuck's that supposed to mean?

You think I got no class, huh?

You think wearing an Italian suit gives you class?

It gives you nothing, nothing

He see his doctor?

Yesterday

He said Posner gave him some new medication

Doesn't seem to be working

Why don't you get off my back?

Just get off my back! Go on, get the fuck off!

Better keep an eye on him

Christ! What is it with you? Jesus!

Let me know what he's up to

Shit

A bowling alley?

I didn't know you people did this

Yeah, and we swim, too

Now, look, just relax, all right?

We're just here to pick up a little pocket change

You're with the owner

The what?

The owner, you think I got rich defending hookers?

You know what the cash return is on a pair of bowling shoes?

We're on our way back to the pin setters

Just... loosen up

Two drink minimum if you don't bowl

Yeah, that's right There's a two drink minimum

There's nothing wrong with making a little profit

Now say hello to Bubba

Ask him how his mother is

Order a couple of beers

Hello, Bubba, how's your mother?

She died last summer

Well, I'm a little behind

I'll take a couple of beers

Which way to the pin setters?

Stone!

Every one of these mothers is a Black Panther hungry for white meat

I'm gonna wind up dish of the day

What are we doing here?

See that hole over there?

The one that looks like a duck?

Yeah

You feel a pipe in there? Yeah

All right, pull it out

Yeah, that's it

Jesus!

My emergency cash reserve

How much is in here?

Two hundred thousand dollars

And I'm the only guy who was ever able to take it with him

Don't want your beers?

Have a beer

Yeah, maybe just one Yeah, one beer

Can I help you?

Hey, it's my brother Archimedes

You find what you were looking for back there?

Nice guy, I left him the bar

A few balls, a couple of pins

Here it is

How do they know about my stash?

And maybe a hundred and fifty grand?

How did you know... 150? I left $200,000...

It's supposed to be two hundred thousand

Oh, I see, you steal from your own brother

You own... you flesh... You know, Ma said you was...

You know, if I wasn't dead, I'll...

Hit him one time for me, Moony, would you, please?

Did you know that this is extortion money?

That your brother was about to be brought up...

on Federal charges when he died?

Yeah, slap him one time for me

Now, I can walk out of here with this evidence...

Or I can walk out of here with this evidence and you

It's your choice, Archimedes

Right

Hold it, hold it, hold it, wait

What?

Oh, shit!

Jesus!

Get him out of there!

That was the most stupid...

I'm sorry, just start... let's go!

Go, go, go!

You want to tell me what the hell that was all about?

So I was talking to a friend of mine the other day...

and I hate to drop names...

you know that, but I said, '"Bobby... '"

Well, that's Bobby DeNiro, but that's beside the point

'"Bobby, the thing is this... '"

Listen, what time is it?

It's time for you to get your big, fat, extra-crispy-bucket-o'-chicken...

two-liter-pepsi-cola-drinking ass out of bed

That's what time it I, allez, allez!

We must exercise! Come on, Jack, let's go!

And one, two, three, four! Come on, Jack,

Your public is waiting

Public, my ass

Well, it'll be your ass if you don't hurry up and get up

We have to go downtown, we have to exercise...

we have to get into some suits

Get your black ass out of here, will you?

Black man! '"Get your black ass out of here'"

I like that, get down, brother!

Give me five! All right!

There's five

Fuck off!

Shit! I never knew... there were so many hills in Hollywood

Fuck off!

Come on, come on, look at me!

I'm running circles around you

And you're supposed to be a cop, huh?

Is this L.A.'s finest, huh?

I'm a cop! Yeah, yeah!

Oh, well!

Get the fuck out of here! Shit!

He bought an $80,000 Mercedes-Benz with cash?

It's not the Jack Moony I know

I don't know what the hell he's doing

Whatever he's doing, it's got to be illegal

Well, we better get ready

They're dropping Crys off at eight

Did she really like this stuff?

She never seemed to mind 'em on me

Oh, come on, Moony, look

We fooled around, all right?

She took some pictures That was the end of it

It wasn't serious

I was a single guy, you heard my mother

Last thing I needed or wanted was to be tied down

Hey, look, what you gotta face is the fact that she left the old Jack Moony

See, this is not the same girl who was on the street corner...

dating cops and eating cheeseburgers

She's a different woman now

Same job

Yeah, but didn't she ever tell you about going to art school?

It was a pipe dream, you saw her stuff

Oh, and we're art critics now, huh?

You know, you see a kid fishing in a mud puddle

Is that any reason to take away his pole?

People have dreams, Moony They have ambitions

And when she tells you about her dreams...

you gotta respect them, you gotta listen

I always listened

Yeah?

I listened

All right, all right

What's the name of her dog back home?

Henry

How many sisters does she have?

Two... Lisa and Joanie

What's her favorite movie?

'"Rambo'"

'"Rambo'"?

'"Pinocchio'"

And I knew all of that in the first half-hour

You see? That's why she left Ohio, Moony

Nobody listened

Nobody took her seriously...

and you're wondering why she left you

I kept her off the streets

Yes, by wrapping her up so tight, she couldn't move

You see, you want to keep everybody in little boxes

You want to keep me in the ghetto

You want to keep Crys back at home

Even that knucklehead Wendt

And you tell me that you don't resent him being your superior officer

Yeah, you can't, can you?

You see, we're all like the film in the goldfish bowl at your home

You want to keep us all right there...

where you can see us, don't you?

You don't want to let it out to be developed

You know how much that stuff costs to process?

Hey, it costs to go to art school

It costs to be a lawyer

It costs to be a fucking detective

Some of us are willing to pay the price, Moony

Hey, there's nothing to be scared of, Moony

Nobody's out to get you

You don't have to be scared that we're all gonna leave you behind

Would you like something from the bar?

Yeah, ask her first

What do you think?

A glass of wine

Wine list, a couple of Evians

The wine list and two Evians

The wine list

I didn't know you knew what Evian was

Bottled water

I'm learning

What are you doing?

Is this some kind of a setup?

What do you mean?

Are you gonna bust me?

For what?

Bein' beautiful?

Touche

Did you process any of my film?

Why?

I wondered

It's still in the goldfish bowl

Good

Nice suit

Yeah

Did you polish your fingernails?

Did I tell you I knew what a woman likes?

You can't afford that on a cop's salary

Oh, I, uh...

I came into some money

How?

Oh, shit, how?

Don't tell me it's an inheritance

No, she's too smart for that

Malpractice

Malpractice

Your heart surgery

Yeah, they stitched me up with a sponge inside

Good

Judges like that one

So then you quit the force and started buying Italian suits?

Right, yeah

I don't believe that

Yeah, neither do I

OK, maybe you better go and call Teller

That's dangerous

I don't want to

Lucky

How's Chuck?

He's fat

I would like to tempt you...

with the chef's specials before you decide

For appetizer, we have a shitake and mushroom...

on the salmon dim sum dumpling in a red currant sauce

Salmon dumplings in currant sauce

Are you still puttin' bourbon in his milk?

No

We're both reformed men

That's too bad

There is also a special poached scallop with taro...

over a bed of squid ink fettuccine with a ginger root sauce

Do you remember your tablecloth?

Yeah

Well, I... I had it... I had it cleaned and mended

You didn't have to do that

No, you... you remember the armenian lady next door?

Mrs. Arkmanian

Yeah! Yeah

Well, she saw the, um, you know...

Embroidery?

Yeah, well, she said that was really good.

Then a duck feet, dim-sum style this,

over a bed of arugula with a spicy rice vinegar...

Is he serious? He's serious

And finally we have the...

egg roll with a...

s-s-shredd-ed-ed squid...

'"Squeed'"

Shred-ed-ed squid!

Eggplant...

fresh stalk fennel, salmon, ground oysters...

Excuse me

What the hell do you think you're doing?

Back off! Back off?

Look, I did not make this kind of investment...

to see you blowing it with that girl!

I am not blowin' it!

Listen, I thank you for helpin' me find Crys...

I thank you for the car, for the hotel...

for the clothes!

I even thank you for the goddamn nail polish!

This is my date...

and my night...

and I want you to back the hell off!

Oh, I see, I see

So, I can set up the date, I can buy you the clothes...

but she starts making eyes at you...

and you don't need me anymore, is that it?

No! I don't need you anymore

Well, did it occur to you that she's a pro?

Has it occurred to you that you're...

that I'm paying for this?

Yes!

Yes, it did

But maybe I wanna pretend, huh?

Maybe it's easier for me to pretend...

if her ex... whatever you were...

is not hangin' over her shoulder...

tellin' me to order squid dum-dum!

Dim sum

Dim sum Dim sum

And you're gonna ask her about what happened that night

Yeah! Yeah, OK, I'm gonna ask her!

Where's the waiter?

I think he has a few other tables

Yeah

Hey, why don't...

What?

What were you gonna say?

Where...

of all the places in this city...

Where do you want to eat?

I don't get it

I always had to drag you down here

Hey, allow for a little growth

A little growth

I mean, you can only eat so much...

S-s-shredd-ed-ed squid!

Before eight-ball and tube steak looks pretty good.

So... how we doing?

We're down six points

Moon! What?

Hey! What?

Oh, you wanna play, huh?

Come on

You wanna play

So what do you wanna do?

I'll show you what I can do!

Stop it!

I didn't!

Yes, you did

Is it OK if I take this stuff off?

Sure

Whatever you want

Sometimes...

I just get so tired...

of doing everything the hard way

Yeah

Yeah

Oh, God, I missed you

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Does it hurt?

Not much anymore

They say that the blood an tissue types...

have to be an exact match

You and Leon

Blood brothers

Get out of here

Oh, Moon

He was a good guy

You would've liked him

You reminded me of him tonight

Maybe it's his heart

Oh, fuck

What's up?

I gotta go

You know...

I like... I liked your pictures

And all those things you were tellin' me?

I was listening

Like, I... I know you had a dog named Henry...

and a couple of sisters

Lisa and, uh...

Joanie

Yeah

And your favorite movie is Pinocchio

Pinocchio?

Oh, please! Pinocchio?!

What am I always talkin' about?

The Parent Trap!

Moon!

So, you're using my material, too, huh?

Yeah, Pinocchio

So I lied, sue me

Put out that cigarette

It's her You smoked it

What else did you see?

Enough to know that you didn't ask her about what happened that night

I'm workin' up to it

That's bullshit, Moony

Look, she needs time

This is delicate!

I kept my part of the bargain

You asked me to back off, I backed off

I kept my part of the bargain Now you keep yours

You're pissed because we're hittin' it off

Yes

No

Yes... no, I'm pissed because the guy who killed me isn't behind bars

You wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for me, Moony

you wouldn't even be here, not with Crys...

not at the Beverly Palm Hotel, not on this earth

So when she comes back in this room I want you to ask her what happened!

Were you talkin' to someone?

Room service

Oh, room service

Don't order for me, I have to go

Ask her

Can't you stay for breakfast?

It's not me, it's Graham

Ask her

Call you at home

Yeah

Uh, Crys...

What? That...

the night, uh...

Stone died...

the night I chased you, remember?

Hard to forget

Mmm, yeah

Did anything happen before he picked you up that...

might have caused his murder?

Oh, shit!

No, Crys... I knew it!

Crys, please...

Crys, listen to me! Crys!

Crys, please!

Crys, it's not like that! Listen! Crys!

Come on, Moony!

Hurry up! She's getting away

So are my pants!

Harry

Harry, I think something's going on down here!

Crys! Come on!

I shouldn't have asked her!

We should've waited!

For what? So you two could have another go in bed?

You stayed in the living room

Of course, you think I can learn anything...

watching a white boy? Huh?

Well, according to Crys you can!

Oh, all right, Superman

Well, give it your best shot, then

That's it, you got it, you got it

Mercedes keys

They're all Mercedes keys!

Yeah, that one

Hey, Moon?

Harry?

What are you...

I found it

Bullshit

I inherited it

A bunch of crap

I was given it by a dead ni...

lawyer... to find out who killed him

Very good

I didn't know you had it in you

Now, you see how easy that was?

Today is my golf day...

and my foursome teed off about twenty minutes ago

Maybe if I hurry, I can catch them on the back nine

Hold him

He can't hold you

You can't hold me

Hmm, the hell I can't

Not without bail Not without bail

I got you, Moony

Maybe not this minute...

but I got you

Who got you that hat?

I want you in here at eight tomorrow for a full psychiatric examination...

and until that time, you are suspended!

Yeah, that's what you need, suspenders

And you leave your badge...

Leave my badge and my piece with Rinselle on the way out

Fore!

Fuck it!

Why the hell did I listen to you?

We gotta find Crys

We found her! You made me blow it!

Hey, I'm doin' this for you

For me? For you

For me? For you

You've just got me thrown off the force!

I'm on my way to a mental institution!

Well, nobody's perfect

Shit! Jack?

You... you OK?

Look, I just wanted you to know...

that I was following you 'cause I was concerned...

not because of Wendt

Sure, Harry

I mean, you need help, partner You really do

Yeah

Go home and get some sleep, OK?

Yeah

Get the fuck away from me!

Get away!

What?

Chuck, get out of there

Come on, Moony, you can't order an autopsy report...

when you're on suspension

Well, do it in Harry's name

I'll clear it with him

The man was a U.S. Senator

What do I say we're looking for?

Cocaine

You know what kind of scandal this could be?

It's a cover-up thing, like the Redford movie

We're not gonna find anything in that autopsy report

Right, right, what's that got to do with finding Crys out here?

She had black spots on the bottom of her feet

Black spot... yeah?

It was beach tar

You know? Beach tar

There's not a lot of beaches up here that have enough to stick

Yeah? Right

Now, in police work, that... coupled with a Malibu speeding ticket...

and you've got...

You got what?

Oh, get the fuck out of here

This is too easy

Now, wait a minute, Jack, remember...

I know what to say

Crys!

Shit!

Get out of my life, Moony

I'm not gonna do that

No, you don't understand You have to leave, OK?

I'm not gonna do that, either

Moony, turn around and walk away

Crys, I developed the film

Why? Why did you do that?

You gave them to me

No, I gave it to you... because I knew you wouldn't develop it

You'd just throw it in the fishbowl

Until something happened to you!

Nothing's happened to me

Yes, it did! You met me!

Listen, Marquand died of a drug overdose, right?

Yes

Graham killed Stone on the chance... that you might have told him about it

Yes

Do they know about the pictures?

That's the only reason we're still alive

Has anyone seen them?

No, not yet, but I'm gonna take 'em down

Moon!

I know what you wanna do

You can't do it

What the fuck are you talkin' about?

Leave

And don't do anything...

please

Hey, listen to me!

Please, Moon!

Crys!

Go away!

They'll see you!

Listen!

I can help you get out of this!

No! We have a deal

You got a trap!

He can see us

There's nothing you can do about it

Moon... nothing's the same

You see that?

Everything's gone

No! It's not gone

They'll kill me

No! I'm an accessory

I'll go to jail

Well, testify for immunity!

They'll find me

Look, I can protect you!

I don't care what happens to me

Well, who the fuck do you care for?!

This is my baby

He already lost his father

You want him to lose me, too?

Stone?

My God

I was pregnant couple of months before he died

I never told him

Baby...

I didn't want it to look like I was trying... to force him into something

I want this baby

Hey, baby

Jesus

You wanted to marry him

Does that make a difference?

Oh, Jesus, he's so beautiful!

Thank you, baby

Hey... come...

Hey, hey, Moon, come on, hol...

Come on and hold him for me

Tell... you know, tell me how he feels

Come on, Moon Tell me how he feels, huh?

Moon?

Hey, Moon, come on, tell me...

Hey, Moon, don't do this to me.

Come on, tell me how he's...

Moony, come on! Tell me how he feels!

Hey!

Moony!

Peisha

Ready to go get some Pampers?

Yeah, oK

Crys?

Sorry

That's OK, that's OK

Here, let me hold him

No... Come on

Oh, yeah

You're a big boy

I just got off the phone... with Senator Marquand's people

They're very upset with me

Seems that someone from the police department...

has pulled out the Senator's autopsy file

And that wouldn't happen to be a Mr. Moony?

The jerk from last night?

Did you know he was a cop? Huh?

Did you? Did you know he was a cop?

Did you know your mommy was one of his old roomies?

Did you? Did you know that?

At least that's what Peisha tells me

I just got some very good Mexican brown

I hope she didn't O.D.

You lied to me

What?

Hey, look, look, you never should've left

That's the bottom line, all right?

She wanted me to leave... or weren't you listening?

The girl needs our help

Well, she don't need mine

The girl's in love with you, asshole!

Fuck off!

Yeah, well, fuck you!

She's in love with you!

What the hell has that got to do with anything?

I'm dead now!

Like hell you are!

Shit!

What is this shit?!

Fucking gotta be some kind of curse!

Me and Rambis, man, fuck!

Ha! You work your ass off, for what?

Fuckin' what?!

I'm not good enough for Crys!

Even my own heart ain't good enough!

Shit!

Fuckin' white curse!

No, it's not! It's a black fuckin' conspiracy!

A what?

You! You heard me!

You fuckin' people, you...

you creep up around and just suck up to us!

You make us trust you...

and then you... all the time, you're robbin' us blind!

Oh, we do that, huh?

You! You, you fuckin'...

Say it, Moony, say it!

Say it! Niggers, right? Coon, chinks!

Spics! Kike!

Mook!

Niggers! Niggers!

Niggers!

Moon?

Moon?

All right, just take... take it easy, take it easy

Moony, that you?

I know we've had problems, but...

I don't think rejecting my heart is the answer

You agree?

Yeah, I mean, there's other ways...

we can vent our frustration

We could... we could go to the amusement park, uh...

ride the bumper cars

Play Mike Tyson's video Nintendo

You could be Mike Tyson

I'll... l'll be the white guy

No, I wanna be Mike Tyson

Anyway, we can... ice hockey...

uh, full-contact karate

I mean, we're mature men, aren't we?

I think we should just...

just chalk this rejection episode...

up to a learning experience...

as something that will never happen again

You do agree?

Oh, good

That makes me breathe a lot easier

Now we gotta do something about Crys

If Graham's suspicious, no telling what could happen

Yeah, we better...

We gotta...

We gotta get her

Any ideas? Yeah

Wait a minute, let's not jump to conclusions

That thing could be keeping us alive

My ass

Where's the fuckin' phone?

Who you gonna call?

Arnold Palmer

What?

Are you trying to screw up my entire day?

I am rid of you, Moony

The shrink is gonna pull you...

and you are going to be out of my life for good!

Not crazy?

Anyone who would think that a U.S. Senator would o.d. On crack...

has got to be out of his damn mind

No, I don't believe it, either...

and besides, if you just had an attack... you shouldn't even be on the telephone

Moon...

Moon, would you calm...

just calm down, all ri...

Iook, I will be there

I'm not supposed to take this out of the building

Yeah, I... I remember the night at the Bowl

Moon, don't...

don't tell my mother

Listen, hold on

OK, I'll do it, yeah

OK

Oh, and... and, Moon, um...

Someone the name of Crystal called...

and Terri said that she should call you at home, OK?

Moon?

It's Crys

Peisha and I are in serious trouble... you understand?

And I need to see you, please

Oh, Jesus

What is it? What did she say?

They know, they're gonna kill her

We're gonna take little Leo to... you know the World House?

It's up past the old swim club...

That used to be Needle Park for the surf set

We'll wait for you there until eight

And after that, I... I don't know what's gonna happen

Tell him about the pictures

You have to bring the pictures...

and come alone, Moon

Please, come

I love you

We got forty minutes

Jesus, they got my kid

Call the police

I'd waste forty minutes trying to make 'em believe me

I'll leave Harry a note

Two three nine, code blue, code blue

Two three nine

Grab ten ccs ccs!

I think they responded very well to that

Here

Hemorrhoids

Crude, but funny

Over there

A police car's a little obvious, isn't it?

We got thirty minutes You wanna take a bus?

You sure you're gonna be OK?

If I'm not, you're gonna be the first to know

The note says he's on his way to Malibu

Excuse me, I'm looking for Jack Moony

Who the hell isn't?

Yes, it's written to a guy named Harry

I'm Harry

You friend's lucky to be walking

How the deuce do you think he's gonna get to the beach?

This is a little bit more excitement than is called for in this situation...

don't you think?

He took the car because he needed it

You think he's gonna ask for it?

Look, I don't think you realize just how serious his condition is

I realize it, I realize it

Harry! Harry...

Dillnick, what are you doing here?

Uh, Moon told me to bring Marquand's autopsy file

Now, I know it's not supposed to leave the precinct...

Son of a bitch!

What's going on here?

Holy shit

What?

They never even checked for drugs

Yeah

No, I'm certain I can arrange something for you on Friday

Time check

Quarter to eight

You OK?

Yeah

Uh, I'm a little fuzzy

Did she ever read to you?

Yeah

Every Sunday morning The funnies, you know?

Yeah? Yeah

Yeah, me, too

She'd start me out with Doonesbury

Peanuts

Yeah, figures

You should have married her, Moony

Yeah

We both should have

I don't give a damn what Wendt says

Meet me there with a chopper

You think he might suspend us, Harry?

Being a cop is like being a pitcher, Dillnick

You want your strikes, you gotta risk your balls

It really irritates me when people don't check their answering machines

Well, shoot 'em up

Hold on

Take it easy, take it easy

This'll make you feel a lot better

Come on, we're out of here

Just give her half

Oh, God

You realize this is a setup, don't you?

Yeah

I realize this is a setup

Well, a good lawyer always makes sure his clients are prepared

Yeah

I'm prepared

You OK?

You be the scout I'll be the scout

Hey, Stone

Thanks

Ah, there's nobody here

Shit

Moon?

Sunglasses and an uzi

Watch my back

You OK?

Yeah

Aw, Jesus

This is it

Teller's got Crys and... my son

The right side

Graham's on the left

I'll check the side rooms

Moon, I'm sorry

Hi

The side rooms are empty

I'll watch the door

Ain't love grand?

Cut the shit, I'm here

Now let the girls go

I'll forget about Marquand and deliver the pictures

Moon, there's one coming up behind you

He's got a big gun

That's the plan I had with the girls

Moon?

I don't like to make the same mistake twice

Moon!

Moon!

You're dead, I guarantee it

You're dead, you're dead!

Moon... Moon...

Crys... come on

Crys, come on

You gotta stand up Come on, pick up the baby!

You gotta stand, pick up the baby

Come on, honey

Moon, Peisha...

Don't worry about Peisha

She's dead

Let me worry about Peisha, come on

You just worry about little Lee

Come on, honey, come on

Fight it, don't give in to it

Come on!

Honey...

Let's get out of here!

OK Lean on me

It's OK

It's OK

It's OK, Lee

Yeah, it's OK, we're going

Yeah, you... you just keep going, honey

Get back! Back!

Now!

Come on, come on, come on

Keep with him, get behind me

Don't look, honey, don't look, come on

Come on, let's get out of here

Get back, get back, another guy

Come on

Let's get out of here, come on

Go this way! This way, Moon!

OK... honey, you gotta get up

You gotta get up!

No, I...

Moon!

Get up!

Come on, get up

Come on, it's only a ten-foot drop

No You gotta jump

Come on, you gotta jump

No Give me the baby

Jump

Come on, over you go

That's it

OK, honey, it's OK, it's OK, come on

Just let yourself down

That's it, that's it!

Don't drop the baby, Moon

I'm not gonna drop the baby

Don't drop the baby

Here's little Lee, here you go, fella

Down you go

All right, he can get down

Take him, take him

Honey, honey!

Tell her to go now

Tell her to go down to the beach

Go down to the beach, honey

Get out of here, go on

Where'd you go?

Hey, Harry,

detective Moony's holding his arm

A little funny, isn't he?

Yeah, it must have something to do with his heart condition

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