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You probably think it's cowardly.

- That's not important. - But you do have an opinion about it.

Why do you have to pit people against each other at the expense of the dead?

Amsterdam May 4th, 1970

What makes you people so special?

I've been wondering that myself.

When you guys drive through the park with your spotlights,

- We keep the city safe. You ruin lives!

Listen, I don't give a damn what you guys do behind closed doors...

...but out in public, you faggots need to behave, understood?

- Jesus, Jan! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

It was crowded, I was delayed, and I ran into someone at the station...

Fine! Is there a lot of police?

- Hey. - What?

- It's going to be alright. - Yeah.

- There's plenty of time. - Please go.

You can do this.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- I'll see you later, alright? - I love you.

Whose idea was it?

What do you think, Mr. Police Officer?

Whose idea was it?

Is this going to take much longer?

Are we sure we should do this?

You have said yes.

- Three months, I don't want that. - It's just civil disobedience.

Why is this so easy for you?

- Are you not afraid? - You can't quit right now.

- Say yes! - Just give me a moment here, okay?

No, I'm sorry. I can't do this.

No! Enno, wait!

You know what I always do?

Have you ever seen a Clint Eastwood film?

No.

Every bad guy dead and gone.

And they lived happily ever after.

Are you still alive?

And the other one? Is he your boyfriend?

Why do you ask? Are you interested?

No.

Are we done here?

They're going to lock you up for three months, at least.

- That's right. -You seem proud of it.

We knew it was dangerous. It was at our own risk.

- Is there anyone behind this mirror? - None of your business.

How does it work? Someone can see everything we do from the other side?

No one's there.

Pay attention!

You know, my life is like being in this room.

What do you mean?

With everything I do, I feel there is someone behind a mirror...

...watching me.

And that feeling makes me question whether or not...

...I can hold hands with my boyfriend when we walk down the street.

Whether I can kiss him at the tram stop.

Or introduce him to my boss, without any trouble.

There is always someone behind that mirror.

Who watches. And judges.

You don't even have to worry about things like that.

No one is watching you from behind a mirror.

You don't even have that mirror.

You just asked me why we did this, at the expense of the dead.

That is why.

I want to live without that mirror, too.

Come.

On Remembrance Day, 1970, Ad and Enno laid a wreath on Dam Square to protest...

...because homosexual victims of WWII were not included in memorial ceremonies.

Their stunt was not authorized, and the police arrested the two guys...

...but a wave of protest from the public followed.

After political deliberations, the public ceremony was changed a year later...

...to include all the homosexuals, Sinti and Roma who had perished during the war.

I’m so tired of these articles about how loose relationships are nowadays because of dating apps,

how they don’t last ‘cause people aren’t willing to commit!

Bullshit!

We’re the first generation to say we’re not gonna get married and actually mean it!

There’s seven billion of us so why settle for the first one who comes along?

My body clock will not dictate how I live my life either.

I’ll adopt if I ever decide to have children.

There’s so many in need of love and affection.

- Excuse me? - What's your name?

- Sorry! Not interested! - Ah! Come on!

Give us your number! You'd love it!

- You know that pub over there? - Yeah?

Go in the toilet, have a wank and when you’re done call your mother and tell her what you just did!

The fuck?

- Just call your mother! - Yeah? I bet your cunt stinks, anyway!

Ya fuckin’ slag!

Hey.

Everything alright?

No!

Do you check bags before they go in?

No, we don’t really do that.

Right. Okay.

I need to speak to your manager then, please.

Alright.

Lourenço?

How can I help, sir?

There is a guy in that screen with a load of bags and he keeps fiddling with them.

And I’ve just found out that you haven’t checked him on his way in.

I ain’t comfortable with him being in there.

- Well, we can ask the gentleman to keep quiet but... - No! No!

You need to have security measures in place, yeah?

Okay. Where were you sat?

- Second row from the back. - And the other guest?

Same row.

He’s wearing a tracksuit. He’s a rich Arab sort

He’s got all these bags and he just keeps fiddling away with stuff

Well, we can ask him to keep quiet, but we can’t just remove him from…

That’s it?

He could be one of them!

I can offer you a free ticket to a future performance.

What? Why me?

I’m the one who’s gotta leave, yeah!?

- We can’t just remove him. - That’s just it, innit?

You wouldn’t even understand!

- Why wouldn’t he understand? - Tom!

Fuck off!

- What the fuck was that about? - Can’t wait for the fucking complaint email.

I mean, should we expect all Catholics to apologise for the IRA and paedophile priests?

I didn’t say apologise. I said denounce.

Why can’t they stop their own?

Can you imagine what it’s like to realise your own child has been radicalised?

Ultimately those guys are like the old political assassins.

Delusional sociopaths who believe that the only way to fix this world

is by adopting extreme ideologies to justify destroying everything.

It’s teenage rebellion gone mad.

Well, I still didn’t go ‘round blowing shit up in my teens.

Well, neither did I!

But I did think I was smarter than everyone else, especially my parents.

But you still didn’t kill anyone!

Well, the hardest thing to do is to admit that you might be wrong,

misinformed, misguided!

To realise that while this world may be unfair,

you may be part of the problem as well.

This world is just full of fucked up arseholes!

Why didn’t you confront that customer right there and then?

Why did you run away?

Come again?

What’s your name?

Yeah, I bet your cunt stinks.

Because I was afraid he’d fucking try something!

Sorry.

It's alright.

“Bacalao”, right?

Bacalhau.

Close enough.

Now get out of here.

Enjoy your romantic evening.

Yeah, you too.

We’re just friends.

This Frank Borzage picture was one of the first concerted efforts by a Hollywood studio

to mobilise American audiences into demanding a reaction against the rise of the Nazi party.

However, whilst the villains are clearly German,

the Jewish characters are never identified as such.

The Austrian protagonist is played by the Irish-Scottish

but all-American James Stewart.

Anti-semitism was rife in the West

so rooting for the victims of oppression here

ultimately springs from an impossible love story

Given the parallels between now and then,

I hope you find it just as

timely and

urgent.

Thank you.

The only thing I know about Mozambique

is peri-peri sauce.

Sounds terrible.

Have you been?

No.

But...

...my dad went back once for my grandad’s funeral.

He decided not to take us with him.

Would you like to go?

I’m curious but…

You know...

My dad left Maputo at 13,

the same age I was when we came over here.

It’s his childhood hom like Coimbra is mine so…

I guess.

I told you my parents retired to the Algarve last year?

Holiday home!

I guess so.

I haven’t visited.

Yeah, how come?

I’m just too busy

And totally skint.

She was a right handful, you know?

Former child star slumming it in a low budget short.

No PAs, no trailers.

Oh well! All in the past

So what are you working on now?

I’m working on a graphic novel with an illustrator friend of mine.

Ah! Cool!

What’s it about?

A super-heroine!

Okay, so…

What’s her superpowers?

She has the ability to go back in time and do what she wishes she had.

It keeps getting her into trouble, though.

Oh, right. Like…

Like Bishop in ‘X-Men’.

Yeah.

Sort of.

Well, it’s nice to see you again.

Well...

It was nice to see you again.

You too.

Text me when you get in.

Have a good night.

You too!

Hey!

I was gonna ask you…

where did you get that thing?

I found it in a charity shop

I just couldn’t leave it there.

Were you raised Christian?

Catholic, yeah.

But pretty much agnostic these days.

Oh, right.

I like to think I did take something away from it, though.

What was that?

Forgiveness.

77 x 7.

I mean, that’s what the New Testament is all about, right?

Right.

It’s quite out of the ordinary.

‘Cause it’s not the standard superhero tale?

It’s very contemplative.

And a bit mundane.

It’s almost a storyboard for a Sofia Coppola film.

I was aiming for more of an Aronofsky feel.

His better films are the smaller scale ones.

The bigger the budget, the greater the mess.

I quite like ‘The Fountain’ actually.

Ah! See?

You’re a romantic.

Didn’t you say one of your favourite films is ‘Chasing Amy’?

Yeah but…

Alright, point taken

Fuck!

I want you inside me too.

What?

What is it?

Sorry.

Were you expecting the African dominant type?

I’m sorry.

You know I…

I had this one-night thing with a Korean student, a couple of years ago.

We had a bit of an awkward moment like this.

We were both pretty pissed and…

I just assumed he wanted me to top.

He had a proper go at me!

He was just so offended that I just assumed he was the Asian submissive stereotype or something.

You know that really doesn’t stink.

What?

You know, like in your story.

Why would you even joke about something like that?

‘Cause it was quite a funny scene?

Do you have any idea how scared I was?

Wait!

That actually happened?

Well, yeah!

- “Parabens”! - Parabéns!

- Did you make it yourself, Rayvenn? - Happy Birthday, man!

Looks amazing!

So, what about livelihood?

This city’s only getting more expensive.

Maybe people should actually consider what they’re doing with their lives

I mean, what’s the point in living here if you don’t aspire to anything?

Or if you don’t enjoy what the city has to offer?

You might as well go back to your hometown or your own country.

But a proper living wage would get a high percentage of active workers off of benefits.

Yeah, but would you stand to make such a loss if you were a shareholder?

Well, the so-called job creators who balk at raising wages

contradict themselves by going on about so-called trickle-down economics.

Lourenço does have a point though.

I mean, it’s easy for us to sit here and bash the system

but in their position wouldn’t most of us do the same thing?

It’s the way it is. It’s a dog-eat-dog world.

But shouldn’t employees be rewarded for their commitment and merit?

There’s got to be some sense of greater good!

Unfortunately, meritocracy is actually quite prejudiced.

Success is relative, purely circumstantial, and heavily reliant on nepotism.

She speaks the world of you, you know?

Yeah, she’s like the sister I never had.

Tom seems nice.

He’s a gentleman.

I’m sure you can be a gentleman as well.

Sometimes…

Hope you don’t mind me saying this but

I never would’ve guessed you were gay.

Yeah, I get that a lot.

Camp guys are a bit annoying, you know?

Sorry, I’ve gotta take this.

Olá.

I think he was being a bit of a prick.

Maybe he’s just nervous.

That doesn’t excuse his arrogance.

Well, he’s not like that when he’s with me.

Don’t let him get away with it too much, though.

Okay.

See you later.

See you...

He said what?!

He says he finds them annoying.

That is some deep-rooted misogyny.

Don’t you mean homophobia?

No, misogyny!

He hates men who remind him of women.

I think he means the bitchy type.

Yeah!

Bitchy, bitches, women!

That’s a bit far-fetched, don’t you think?

No!

Some men are just condescending towards women, including gay men!

Hold on! Wait!

Do you think I’m condescending towards you?

No!

I mean, yeah! A little bit.

Alright! How so?

I mean, we’re all a little bit condescending.

We all think we’re that little bit better than everyone else.

It’s how we sleep at night.

You can be quite sanctimonious sometimes, you know?

I know.

Who was that on the phone?

My mum.

How is she?

She's fine.

Did you speak to your dad?

No.

I haven’t spoken to my dad in years.

Why not?

Can we just watch some TV or something?

Theo?

D’you want to go for a drink?

I think we should end this.

You know, my mum asked me so many times…

It’s ridiculous!

I just didn’t want to tell them they’d probably never be grandparents.

I came out to her

at Christmas, last year.

And a couple of nights later,

my dad came home from the pub

and he starts giving me this big spiel

about lifestyle choices.

It’s normal.

Family friction.

It would have been the same if I was straight.

Maybe distance is what you need.

You know?

Did he ever hit you?

No.

Mine did.

He went through my phone

and found texts from a guy I’d met online.

He pushed me to the ground and kicked me in the stomach.

He told my friend’s dad that he didn’t know whether he wanted to kill me or himself

Lourenço…

- I don’t need your pity. - It's not pity.

I’m trying to understand.

I don’t think you can.

Didn’t you say that you still borrow money from your parents?

What does that have to do with anything?

He kicked me out when I was 18.

I had sleep on mates’ couches for months.

I didn’t get to drop out of Uni and figure out who I am.

I’m sorry, ok?

Your middle-class suburban issues are just…

Don’t do that!

- You’re just a spoiled little prick. - Don't do that!

I’m trying to make you…

I’m trying to tell you that it’s the same, ok?

We’ve been through the same thing.

But it’s not the same, is it?

You and I may have been born this way but you chose to come out.

I didn’t have a fucking choice!

I’ve never a had a fucking choice to be anything other than what people want to see!

You’ll never know what that’s like!

Is that what he used to say to your mum?

What?

Rayvenn?

Look...

I know I’m not perfect.

And I know I find it difficult to put myself in your shoes sometimes.

But I really care about you.

And I want to give this a try.

I just need time.

Okay.

I’ll still be here.

Too much whiskey.

Lourenço, I…

I’m gonna move out.

Too much whiskey.

Lourenço, I…

I’m gonna move out.

Based on real events that occurred in Chile May 4, 1996

Alejandro Carrasco?

Alejandro Carrasco?

No.

What do you mean no?

It’s me.

Come.

The Maureen.

Maureen Junott.

Start of the homosexual activity.

At fourteen.

Role?

What?

Role.

In the sexual activity.

Role.

Bottom.

Get up.

Venereal diseases?

No.

Partner?

No.

Former partners?

Yes.

Names.

Hey, why so many questions?

A lot of fags are getting killed. We need to identify them.

Names.

Camilo, Esteban, Humberto.

Full names.

Camilo Valenzuela, Esteban Opazo, Humberto Vega.

Names.

I don’t know the second last names.

Addresses.

I think that by Puente Alto.

Exact addresses.

We weren’t that close.

LOST QUEENS

Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death, Amen.

Hail Mary.

Full of grace, the Lord is with thee

Blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

The water ran out.

Did your brothers wake up?

No, Rorro came back very late.

And Mángeles?

She is sleeping too, but Rodrigo got here at ten in the morning.

And how do you know if you were at school?

Ale talked to him.

Did you eat?

No.

Go and heat up the food and have lunch. After that, you’ll shower

because they’ll come to do your hair.

I want to go with my hair like this.

How are you going to go with your hair messy like the women from the sea?

And you?

Are you going like this?

No, Mauricio will come.

Hey.

Mange.

Mange.

Wake up.

Mom has a cold.

I ran into Mariela in the morning.

She was going to leave Vicente to school.

It was nothing?

No.

But it looks like he was a bit sad because they were bothering him.

Poor thing.

She asked a lot of things,

like why I was getting back so late,

that if I worked over twelve hours it, was exploitation,

that I should be careful.

Ignore her.

Do you think she knows something?

She asked a lot of things about the building.

My eye is crying.

I remembered you last night.

One of the hags at the hospital

came talking about having hanged up in the bathroom

the pancreas from one of the guitar players that died recently.

The pancreas?

From that guy of that known group.

One of “La Ley”?

One that you liked.

- I didn’t like him. - Yes, you did.

You liked the vocalist.

- Disgusting. - What a lame.

He has disgusting hair now.

Last night I was arrested.

- I was all night at the police station. - Why didn’t you call me at the hospital?

Because we got released very late. I’m gonna be on TV.

What do you mean on TV?

On TV.

- Yes, but why? - In the news.

I'm gonna go.

Where?

I wanna get my hair cut.

But how?

- Now. - We have to be out of here by eight.

I wanna cut my hair.

You are gonna leave your clothes smelling like cigarettes.

- Are you ok? - Yes.

- Who were you with? - We were mostly new ones.

Yes…?

- Who was there of the hags? - Only Maureen.

- And she didn’t do anything? - What was she going to do?

And nobody told Ivonne?

No, she is in the north, and the daughters are lame.

Hey.

Carla treated you very well.

Ok, you’ll know what I’ll do?

Ok.

Take off your shirt.

You have to come with me.

Take it easy, nothing is going to happen.

If you are not going to sleep then get up and help your sisters.

I think they can dress up by themselves

- Honey, do me a favor and do the dishes. - Ok, right away.

Ale is gonna do the dishes.

Hey.

It must be Gloria.

Hello.

Yes.

Yes.

She is busy

No, I don’t know.

She’s in the shower.

At nine

Ok, take care, bye.

And?

And what?

- Who was it? - Aunt Gloria.

- What did she want? - To talk to you.

- What did you tell her? - That you were busy.

And what else?

She asked about Rodrigo ‘cause Mariela ran into him this morning.

I’m gonna disconnect the bell.

Mom, you better call aunt Gloria.

Yes, you are right.

The thing is that Vicente is really complicated and, well, Mariela doesn’t do anything wrong either.

The other day they came to water the grass,

and there was no one.

The silly boy got across the gate, and when he opened it Yiyo ran out.

- The poor thing was run flat. Oh mom…

But it’s true, honey.

You can’t have pets here because of the buses, only pet birds.

Mángeles said that she was going to do my hair.

Yes, but first Rodrigo needs help with his pants…Mauricio.

Hey, María de los Ángeles, don’t take advantage ok?...

Don’t worry, Carmen. It’s not a problem.

You didn’t shower last night.

Rodrigo, hurry. Your sister has to shower.

If something happens, I can help you lease a room downtown while things calm down.

I’m not going to a room in Santiago when up north they are waiting for us.

Maybe that news will not even show up today.

Ivonne is staying at Fabiola’s.

If you are nervous…stay with me for a couple of days.

I’m not going to hide five blocks from my house when they are waiting for us up north with work.

- Rodrigo I haven’t heard from Fabiola in years. - But Ivone is there.

Don't start.

She always asks when Cecilia Tornatore is coming back.

I can’t stay here. Don’t leave me alone.

Mauricio, my hair got messed up.

Hurry up, Giselle.

I just saw Mauricio kissing Rodrigo.

- I’m gonna wash my hair. - Aren’t you gonna do my hair?

No, too bad. Mauricio will have to do it.

Aren’t we gonna watch the soap opera?

Tie up this string.

- Something happened? - The guy from the other shift was late.

You have to be careful with Mariela.

When aunt Chola meets her, she sends her greetings to Chico Tin.

Remember the things Mariela said about him. It was her fault that he left.

Allyson can’t see her.

It’s been a while since aunt Chola started drinking.

You look pretty.

I don’t know why Yoya doesn’t say anything.

With all that happened, sounds like going to the show of Eli de Caso.

Ok. Ale!

Oh, Giselle, you are going to look like a clown.

Mom, relax, she looks good.

What are you laughing about?

- Giselle? - Nothing.

Nothing? Nothing?

Ale says she saw Rodrigo kissing Mauricio.

Why did you say that Alexandra?

Ok, help me get out the stuff from my bedroom.

Mange.

- Mom is going to notice, Rodrigo. - It’s late.

But how are going to go now? Let me think what we can do.

What are we going to do? The girls are ready

- Go and find Mauricio. - And what do I say?

To come.

Mauricio, go to my bedroom and get all the stuff from under my bed.

Put them in your bag, ok?, Say you needed something for Mange, I don’t know…

If they see me, they’ll suspect.

Rodrigo, you can’t go now. Wait until after the wedding.

Now would be conspicuous.

María de los Angeles, I’m going to be on TV dressed up like a woman.

Nobody is going to watch the news during the wedding.

Someone will, and will tell mom. I’m certain of it.

Ok, Mauricio, you take him. I’ll take care of things here.

Rodrigo, stop this scandal.

If he stays here, it'll be worse.

María de los Ángeles, I offered to help him rent a room,

- or let him stay at my house for a while. - Ten minutes from here?

Doesn’t matter. This jerk is only useful to comb wigs.

Keep it up. Keep it up and you’ll get thrown out of all the clubs.

Well, at least I have a show. You're not useful for anyone, pathetic old man.

You're sorry in your little store making all the hags look ready for the circus.

Hey, we have to go now.

Don’t forget, if it weren’t for me, you’d be still working for four tables.

Mauricio, you asshole, I’m going to be on television dressed up like a woman. Did you forget that?

- From the beginning I told you how this was. - So you're not going to help me?

Mauricio, mom is calling you.

Mom, it's not Mauricio’s fault.

Don’t talk to me.

Carmen, don’t treat him like that.

I’m gonna get the police on you.

Mom, calm down. Mauricio, you better go.

No, I’m going with Mauricio.

You are not going anywhere.

You are not working in that place anymore.

Mom, what’s wrong with you?

I can’t do any more shifts. I can’t support this house alone.

Last night I was taken by the police.

Did they do something to you?

We were taken out of the place we were working.

I’m going to be on TV.

Go and disconnect the bell.

You are going to look like a clown.

Giselle put on makeup like a monkey.

She looks like aunt Chola

You remember when we went to her house in the summer?

And we watched the Viña Festival.

And then she would imitate Cecilia, remember?

And then she’d say that she wanted to go to the beach

What was it that she said?

It was like... let the waves whip me.

And that old hag Nancy from next door, she was so nosey.

What happened with the moths?

That time our aunt Chola wanted to get the old clothes out of the closet!

And it was filled with moths.

And we helped kill them, remember?

And after she left we painted our eyes with that dust that comes out of their wings.

It was so shiny.

I thought I was like Bolocco (Former Miss Universe).

And you?

You were like Gloria Trevi.

And Nancy told on us to Aunt Chola.

And she put naphtaline all over the house……

And after that it would always smell like that.

(intense music)

(ominous music)

- I'm Blaze Woodman.

- I'm Skyler Pinkard.

And welcome to Camp Sohomo! - And welcome to Camp Sohomo!

(cheerful music)

- Sometimes the media likes to radicalize

what we're doing here, but the truth is

this is a place where kids come to have fun,

be themselves, and exercise the hetero demons

they're possessed with.

Get it Molly!

Get it!

- I actually attended Camp Sohomo

when I was a kid.

My parents discovered UFC tapes in my sock drawer,

so they sent me here.

But, after that summer, I immediately became a counselor

and have been living it ever since.

(laughs) Yeah, yeah.

It's a great, great feeling

to finally be getting it for real.

- I was straight once,

then I realized this straight life is like a disease

and like any disease it has its symptoms.

Weekly mani pedis, equestrianism, UGG boots.

So, I founded Camp Sohomo and am its Yass Queen.

- This camp will cure these poor confused kids

of their disease and we don't take it lightly.

So, which movie do you want to watch tonight?

(camper gasps) Wrong!

Never choose a film by Michael Bay!

Have we taught you nothing?

- Sorry.

- Choose again!

- "Soapdish". - Good!

(snaps finger) Next!

♪ Camp Sohomo what a gas ♪

♪ There isn't time to lose ♪

♪ Let's hop on the fun bus ♪

♪ And if you feel afraid ♪

♪ Or just a little bit confused ♪

♪ We'll electrocute you 'till you are like us ♪

That was my bunk. (laughs)

Yeah, a lot of memories. (knocks)

A lot of memories.

A lot of pain, a lot of memories.

- You're here because your parents love you.

They don't want to see you cast out of society,

being forced to stand in the corner,

while the rest discuss which Sondheim musical is the best.

- I used to think I knew what I wanted for my life.

A wife, two kids, some pleated khakis,

hell, maybe even an Old Navy button down. (laughs)

I was so arrogant.

Now I know what God intended for me.

Passion fruit mimosas,

shopping at Zara, Adam Lambert!

- We realize that these are kids and kids getting antsy,

so we have recreational activities for them as well.

Just the other day, we made some very nuanced portraits

of Lucy Lawless out of used wine corks. (laughs)

- Now, am I tempted by the devil

to give into my sinful tendencies?

Yeah, sure.

But, I fight it every day.

I look at myself in the mirror and I say,

"Blaze Woodman, God loves you.

"And you are super gay."

(Mosquito noise) (Skyler claps)

- Honey please, you gotta get dressed

for me now, please! (snaps finger)

(campers laugh)

- No Agador, Victoria Page will not dance

the dance of the red shoes.

- I would say the favorite activity each year

is the scene re-enactments from important gay culture.

- But, how about just your stockings okay?

Okay.

- [Nathan Actor] Victoria Page is dead.

- Okay, but watch how nice, I'm gonna put it in for you.

- Do you know how she died?

Alone, weeping for her lover.

- This year's re-enactment of the Birdcage was,

it was moving. (laughs)

It was, it was something.

I think we found the world's next Nathan Lane.

- Being a breeder isn't natural.

Why would God want you to be with someone

who isn't your same sex?

Managing this camp, it's no easy task, but-

- Pick it up, pick it up!

- When I really connect with the kids,

really listen to them,

that's what keeps me coming back year after year.

(girls crying)

You.

You think you're straight, don't you?

- I- - You're not!

You think you are, you aren't.

It's a fad.

Sure, now you think, "I could settle down,

"find myself a man, get myself a pumpkin spice anything."

But, the purist most godly version of you

wants to drink PBR while you watch Entourage.

Two weeks you'll be freed of your straight shackles

and be given glorious lesbian wings!

- Yes, get it!

- Get it.

Sometimes a child's mind can be a little

resistant to the message we're trying to communicate.

So, we use every method available to us.

- Yeah, we put small doses of ipecac syrup

into phallic looking foods, such as hot dogs or bananas.

That way the kids have a visually negative response

to those shapes. - For girls.

- Yeah, for girls.

For guys, we put doses of MSG.

- [Skyler] That way we can make sure

that they're not only attracted to the same sex,

but also nauseated by the opposite one.

- Resistance is futile.

- Oh, you can puke that twice.

♪ But, a woman loves a woman ♪

♪ And a man should love a man ♪

♪ And if you think it's any different ♪

♪ Well, your wrong ♪

- Sing along!

Now fellas, I'm sure you've noticed

that Skyler is a beautiful woman.

Stunning actually.

And, before I came to this camp,

I would've loved to have laid her down

and have terribly heterosexual intercourse with her.

But now, with the gifts this camp has given me

I can do this. (campers gasp)

- [Female Camper] What?

- Not feel aroused

- And ladies, I'm sure we can agree

that Blaze is an attractive man, strong jaw line,

eyes you can get lost in,

but now that I've seen the light, I can do this-

[Male Camper] Oh my god! [Female Camper] Oh wow!

- And feel nothing!

No carnal desire between him or me, the way God intended!

Still see some skeptics.

Blaze, on your back.

Are you were aroused?

- Not in the least! - Neither am I!

kids, please pay attention!

This revolting display is for your benefit!

Is this pleasurable Blaze?

- This disgusts me! - Good!

- I would only enjoy this if you had a penis!

- Do you want this? - [Blaze] No!

- [Skyler] No? - No!

- No? - No!

- [Skyler] No? - [Blaze] No!

- [Skyler] No? - No!

- No? - [Blaze] No!

- [Skyler] No? - [Blaze] No!

- No? - No!

- [Skyler] No? - [Blaze] No, no!

- [Skyler] No? - No, no!

No.

(campers laugh)

- As unnatural as that was,

it was necessary to demonstrate the will power

each of you possess.

Over the next several weeks

you'll be doing similar exercises

and by the end of your stay

you will find this as sickening as Blaze and I just did.

- Get it.

- Get it.

- All right everybody, on your feet

and follow me to the pornography cabin.

♪ Camp Sohomo welcomes you ♪

♪ It's why were gonna sing ♪

♪ All your troubles away ♪

♪ Camp Sohomo welcomes you ♪

♪ No matter how you swing ♪

♪ But when you leave ♪

♪ We promise that we'll turn you gay ♪

♪ Hey, Camp Sohomo is the place where you can vaccinate ♪

♪ All your hetero germs ♪

♪ Camp Sohomo is the place that you cannot be straight ♪

♪ And also trans 'cause that's another can of worms ♪

♪ You're coming from a world out there ♪

♪ Where no one understands ♪

♪ And you struggled with yourself for way too long ♪

♪ But, a woman loves a woman ♪

♪ And a man should love a man ♪

♪ And if you think it's any different ♪

♪ Well, you're wrong ♪

Sing along!

♪ Camp Sohomo finds your light ♪

♪ And puts your wardrobe on ♪

♪ Live it while your on stage ♪

♪ Camp Sohomo lets you shine in fabulous chiffon ♪

♪ Just like our fearless leader Ellen Page ♪

Everybody!

♪ Just like our fearless leader Ellen Page ♪

- It's a good camp.

It's a good camp.

National Standard Time

It’s 9 p.m.

Good evening, everyone

Here’s the breaking news for you

Following the riot in Kaohsiung,

Law enforcement agencies will increase patrols during the curfew hours

Any suspicious activity that poses a treat to public safety

will be instantly cracked down

People are advised to stay indoors

and keep an eye on those who wander around illegally

Taiwan,1979, Kaohsiung Branch of the Taiwan Garrison Command The winter curfew is enforced early on December 10th

Several protesters involved in the Kaohsiung incident

a few days ago have been apprehended

The police questioning is still ongoing

The President issued a condemnation of the riot

but expressed sympathy for the injured military police officers

According to a senior law enforcement official,

the suspects will be taken to the military court

and tried for rebellion