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Original subtitles

[Music]

Yeah, yeah that works.

Will you be paying in cash?

Yeah, yeah. So, where do I meet you?

Bring your husband's car to 5th and Wilson Avenue. You will pick me up. You will ask no questions.

Okay.

Are you with your husband right now?

Yeah, I think he's on to me actually.

In order for this to work, if you truly want us to help end your marriage, you need to follow our fucking every instruction. You got that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can do that.

Yeah, um.

[Coughing]

I gotta get my gun back up.

[Coughing]

Hi, Evan.

Ready?

[Sigh]

Um.

What's up?

I think I need to go get some, um, some air.

[Crickets chirping]

I thought the whole point of this was that you wanted to get caught, right?

Yeah, I've just never done anything like this before.

[Door opening]

When you contacted us, you said that you were meeting random men in hotel rooms, people off the internet.

To be honest, sweetheart, your marriage is a fucking sham.

Well, I mean, I've never tried to ruin my marriage deliberately.

Okay, well, you leave that to us. We're in safe hands.

But if this is gonna work, you have to do exactly as we say.

Alright?

Yes, absolutely. Whatever you want. I just don't know how to end this. James is so stubborn.

Okay. If we're gonna do this, we do it properly.

Alright. We're nearly there.

Alright, you're gonna take my cock out and you're gonna suck it, okay?

Wait. Just like that? Like, right here? We're not gonna get a room?

I said no fucking questions, alright? Now take my cock out, shove it down your throat, and don't stop sucking it until I fucking tell you to.

You got that?

Okay.

[

Look, this is only gonna work if we do it properly, alright? Now go home and you'll wait for our instructions.

[

Everything alright?

Oh, no. Yeah, of course. Of course it is.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You sure?

It's a good bet. It's a good bet.

Okay, good.

[

God damn it, why doesn't this tape work?

Oh, um, it's actually been acting up. But I called the plumber.

No, no, no, no, babe, come on. I haven't even got a chance to look at it. I can fix this.

No, no, baby.

Let me get my tools.

But, babe, he's already on his way. He'll be here any minute.

[

Is that him at the door now, huh? Well, you better tell him he's not needed, okay? I'm not paying somebody else any money for something I could do myself.

But, babe.

Answer the door. Tell him to go.

What seems to be the problem?

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute there, chief. Okay, my wife went ahead there and called you before I even had a chance to take a look here.

So, uh, just give me a few moments. Just stay right there. I got this, all right?

No, no, no, no problem. I'm the same way. Take your time. I, uh, I cleared my schedule, so we got some time.

Ah, yeah.

I installed this bad boy myself, so I should be able to get it.

Full filtration system and everything.

I see what the problem is with the schedule. You gotta get deep. You all right, buddy?

Yeah, yeah, definitely. I get real deep.

Yeah.

Hey, babe, can you call the exterminator next chance you get? That's what we actually need.

Uh-huh.

Uh, yeah.

Hope you didn't have to drive too far, man, because, uh, you're not gonna be needed here.

I just might see what we got going on here already.

Oh, no worries. Take your time.

Want something to drink or something? I mean, my wife wants to accept the...

Yeah, I've got a bowel problem here, you know, sometimes there's a lot of blockage.

Yeah, and, uh, yeah, that should do it.

All right.

Whew. Well, seems to be, uh, everything's under control. I'm gonna get going.

All right. Hey, what's up, babe?

Love you, buddy.

I told you I got it.

Good job, babe.

Good job.

[music]

Oh, babe. Babe, wake up. Baby, wake up.

What's up?

Come on, let's go to bed.

I have a long, long day tomorrow. It's been a long... I'm good. Just let me be.

Oh, babe, come on. We're having sex forever.

Maybe in the morning, okay? Do I have any Viagra left?

I don't know, really. Come on. Come on with me.

I'm good. Just for tonight. Just for tonight.

Really?

[music]

[sigh]

[music]

[sigh]

Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God.

[sigh]

Oh, my fucking God. Are you kidding me? She's right there. Oh, my God.

[sigh]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Fucking bro. Oh, my God. I can't wait to have some.

Fuck that client.

[sigh]

So fucking bad. So bad.

You look the other way. So bad.

[sigh]

That's why you're getting the hang of it.

You're gonna give me that card at the same time?

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

You want my boy to spit it over? Yeah. I hope he spits that shit over.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I fucking love that. Oh, give me that card.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

[sigh]

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, give me that card. Oh, give it to me. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

[muffled]

Oh, shit. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.