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New start.

Oh, what does she want?

Oh my God.

To our new home.

Looks a little different

than the pictures they sent, but,

think with a little bit of love,

really come together.

I like it.

You could have at least tried it.

Hmm.

Don't like wine. Said this.

Said what?

That I don't like wine.

You should try it.

I have.

And, I don't like it.

Whiskey.

Excuse me?

I like whiskey better.

We know where that leads to.

Like wine doesn't?

I'm don't get drunk off of wine.

I, enjoy it with my meal.

Lightens me up.

- Hmm. - Hmm.

Well, I don't like the taste of wine.

I don't like the taste of your attitude.

I'm tired.

You're always tired.

Yeah. Well, driving makes me more tired.

No, it's been like this since New York.

My back, Rochelle.

I mean, the drive is killing me.

Fix it!

Call the chiropractor tomorrow.

I miss the old one.

I'm sure there's plenty of good ones here.

Hmm. Have you tried any?

How's the project going?

I'm just getting started.

I'm gonna be really busy this week.

Probably working late.

I assume I'm gonna have to prove myself,

for a little while at least.

So...

You have to admit,

this is like a massive upgrade

from our little pre-war in Albany.

No more having to lug groceries. Ugh.

The stairs.

No more having to put coins in the laundry machine.

We have our own pool.

It's so nice.

Mm.

It's freaking awesome.

Well, I'm gonna use the pool every day

and you can join me or not,

but it'll be your loss if you don't.

Hey, so Tom and Linda are gonna be here at seven.

Please, please, please,

if you find some time,

can you unpack the pots for me?

I'll make shrimp pasta, it's fast and it's easy. Okay?

Yeah.

You wish me luck, I got to go.

Bye.

Not those.

Use the new ones. That's why I set them out.

Fix your collar. Jesus.

They're gonna be here any minute.

It's pretty good. I didn't know you cooked.

It's my specialty.

I've perfected it many nights of pasts nights in New York.

Sounds romantic.

Yeah?

You are quite the romantic though, you know.

You would know.

I know all about romance, okay?

- I know you do. - When I try.

Well?

Mm.

Yeah. Good job.

Tom. What do you think?

Oh, okay.

Tastes like Napa.

It's a bit sugary.

It's fine.

Well, if you like dessert wine.

What? Dessert Wine?

It costs me like 50 bucks.

Look, it's not terrible.

It's just, it's a little bit sweet.

Yeah. Nothing's changed.

Same bougie kid from Syracuse.

No, I'm good.

- You sure? - Yeah.

What do you want? A beer?

He doesn't like the taste of certain wines.

All right. Okay.

So then what do you like?

He's just picky.

All right. That's it.

You gotta drink the real shit.

I insist.

I brought a bottle just in case.

I should have brought it out the beginning,

but now,

you gotta drink real wine, okay?

So hold on. It's gonna be amazing.

It's gonna change your mind. Just gimme a second.

I'm sorry.

Gimme your cup.

All right, continue.

Eat.

I'm sorry.

How was the move?

Um, it was long.

- Yeah? - Stopped a lot.

What was it like? Like three days?

Yeah.

And the car made it.

I can't even believe you still have that car.

We have a lot of good memories in that car.

Yeah. I mean, it's paid off.

It still runs.

Yeah. Well, cheers to that.

Oh my God. Tom finally bought that stupid Maybach.

It's like a old man car. I wouldn't even drive it.

Yeah, I mean, we're gonna buy a new car.

We were just kind of waiting until we finally moved.

And then, yeah, we'll start looking.

You'll settle in.

It just takes time.

He did.

Okay.

Chateau de Leroy Laurent. 2009 Grand Cru class A Paullier.

It goes for like over about 500. Right?

Well, thank you Tom,

so much for bringing a backup wine

in case mine completely sucks.

Yeah, he's such a snob.

No, guys, listen.

You just gotta elevate.

You just got a new job. You're making more dough.

You gotta stop drinking the shitty Napa wine

and start living like a lawyer.

Besides, it's what you put in the hole, right, bud?

Come on, gimme your glass. You gotta try this.

It's gonna change your mind about wine.

A'ight.

Now don't waste it. It's expensive.

You want some?

No, I'm good.

Thank you.

And?

Yeah, that's, that's better. Thanks.

See, I told you!

You can really taste the grapes,

the soil, the air, chef's kiss.

Speaking of elevate, how's the new job?

Hmm? Have you met the partners yet?

Bunch of frat boys, right?

You know, I did meet one of the managing partners.

I sold him my house.

Gerard, you met him?

- Mm hmm. - Yeah.

He, he got a nice place up in Summerland,

and he's pretty cool.

Although, does like to party.

Lots of strippers.

How do you know that?

They've been very accommodating.

They set us up in this house

and, um, I have my own office and,

yeah, it's basically my dream firm.

Really happy.

That's so awesome. We are so proud of you, Rochelle.

I mean,

and the best part is,

you got out that shithole in Albany, so,

and Regelson and Watts is as good as it gets,

and it's gonna look killer on your resume.

Plus, I'm just happy to have my girl here.

I am so excited to have you back.

And I wanna introduce you to my other bestie, Renee.

So she is also from upstate,

so you guys are gonna hit it off, like,

- Okay, love that. - Super easy.

And they live like, what, like 10 minutes away from us?

Yeah, it's super close.

But let me tell you, it has been one thing after the other.

Like, they renovated the bathroom.

- Hey, bud. - And it was exasperating.

How's the art thing going?

They redid the floors and it was like,

It's good.

It's all good.

Go through a lot to fix it.

- Good. - But you're gonna...

He actually has a really big show coming up, in DC.

We're gonna be heading there, next month>

No shit!

DC, huh?

Well, what is it?

It's exhibit on sculptures.

Like that faces thing?

They're like full on heads.

See this, this head.

Oh God,

I remember your first exhibit in New York!

God, what was that like a hundred years ago?

I think we still have that one right?

In our,

I don't even know where it is.

But it was that one that was like,

it was like old men or something.

That one?

He looks, the one you gave us

looks just like my Grandpa Bob.

I should give it to him!

- He would love it! - Right?

Yeah, these are women.

Huh?

This series? It's, it's,

it's all, it's all women.

Like nudes or something?

They're,

it's a series on refugees in war-torn countries like Syria.

Not nude. Not nude, though.

Yeah, I bet you saw a lot of that when you were out there.

Well, I was, I was in Afghanistan.

What a shitstorm that was, right?

Hey, how's your back?

Did you get any of that VA money?

Those fucking cocksuckers, man.

Yeah. Well, they really should do more.

You guys risk your life for this country, and...

Nope. Nope.

No.

My back's good. It's fine.

They give you nothing.

No, they just send you home with pills.

The American way, right?

And we have an opioid crisis.

You know, most of those homeless vets, they're all addicts?

We don't have that problem anymore.

You don't take painkillers for your back?

We're trying the more holistic approach.

Okay. Well, I know yoga really helped me a lot.

I go twice a week.

Yoga doesn't solve everything, Linda.

Yeah. Well, how would you know?

You haven't even tried it.

There's diets and exercise,

and his work is really helping.

Right, babe?

Tonight,

I miss the pills.

Did I, did I say something?

Hey!

Hi!

How was your day?

Another 12 hour day?

What?

It's almost 10!

Yeah, Travis.

And I told you I might be second chair.

It's gonna be like this for a while for me.

Yay. Second chair.

What?

It's my first week, Travis. What do you want from me?

- It's 9:55, Rochelle! - Yeah, and I told you.

Look, do they at least,

I dunno, pay you overtime?

I'm not doing, I'm not doing this tonight.

I'm not doing this tonight, Travis. It's been a long day.

I've unpacked all the boxes in the kitchen today.

Oh, is this why you're in a pissy-ass mood?

Makes so much sense. - No, I just wanna know

when you're gonna help me.

Oh, you had to do some hard work.

No, I wanna know when you're gonna help me unpack

- I told you, had you waited, - some boxes in his house,

for the weekend, I would've helped you, Travis.

I'm incredibly busy at work. You know this.

Uh huh?

Well, I mean, you got plenty of time for your phone.

Okay, Travis, what is it that I can do for you today?

I'm not unpacking another goddamn box!

You don't have to, Travis.

I'm just trying to figure out

what this life of ours looks like. What's it supposed to be?

Can be like anything you want it to be.

I mean, you're working 70 hours a week.

You're mad because it's not about you.

I'm not a house husband!

It's finally about me, and you know what?

No, that's not it.

Fuck it! You wanna go back to New York, and,

and I dunno, find your inspiration, be my guest, Travis.

Nice. Nice.

I am done managing your fickle emotions.

You're a grown-ass man

and I'm getting busier by the fucking day!

Rochelle...

Fuck!

Check engine light came on today.

♪ Drop another album on you, true. ♪

♪ Man, listen. Man, I got something to say. ♪

♪ Yeah, listen, you know I got something to say. ♪

♪ Hey, this type of shit, it happens every day. ♪

I mean, in real estate, it appearances are important.

It's gotten strange recently,

because you wouldn't believe the amount of strippers

that have started getting their real estate licenses.

I mean, they should be able to afford it, too.

I mean,

they don't need to be paying off their boobs by selling,

you know, these million dollar houses.

They should just be able to afford them easily.

Everybody should. Boobs for everybody.

You are such an idiot!

No, wait.

It's a medical procedure

that should be covered by insurance.

So you're saying that a woman who has bigger boobs

would be less depressed?

A hundred percent.

I mean, wouldn't you feel better about yourself?

You are such a idiot.

You know, babe,

you could really learn a lot by keeping your mouth shut.

Fine.

I think we can all agree that the Caymus was best.

Mm.

All I'm saying is that these medical procedures,

this cosmetic stuff needs to be covered

by medical insurance.

And I'll give you two good reasons why.

My wallet and my wife.

She's fine the way she is.

Really?

Okay, well,

if I'm gonna spend all that money getting bigger boobs,

then I'm gonna get a younger husband.

Okay, go ahead.

Let's see what happens.

Challenge accepted.

Go for it.

For the obvious sake of changing the conversation,

I have an announcement to make.

We have decided to sign a two year lease.

Oh!

That's great.

How, how much are you guys renting this place for?

No, come on.

Don't say that.

Look, I'm just curious.

I mean, it's, but what they're paying for this place,

they could be closer to us.

The place is fine.

Just fine.

No, I know.

We like it.

I know.

I'm just saying that there are a lot of options

and there's no reason to lock yourself in.

Come on, Linda.

Just leave it alone. All right.

We're here to drink and have a good time.

Look, you know what,

what about that new community right off of the 215, right?

There are tons of places.

Heck, I would, it's like five minutes from us.

I would go in with you.

I get it. Really, really I do.

But we don't, we don't, we don't need any help.

This house is fine. It's fine.

If we decide later on that we want something different,

then we'll make that decision

that's best for us and what we can afford.

And listen, Rochelle, you're doing a great job,

and you do the best you can, it's fine.

This is great.

Right, of course the house is fine.

I'm just saying that there are a lot of options out there

and there's a lot of inventory.

Okay, okay.

And you should be thinking about buying

instead of renting.

Honey, that's enough.

Let's just have a good time. Come on.

More wine for me. More wine for you.

Let's drink, drink, drink, drink.

I've worked my off to get to where I am.

And I did it without any charity.

And I am so, so proud of that fact.

This is my home, at least for the next two years.

And I know that this little track house

might not seem like a lot for you two,

but it's a major step up for me.

So what's your take on this?

I don't have one.

I am really proud of you.

This place is growing on us.

Some more than others.

There's nothing wrong with the house, Travis.

Yeah.

You know, I, I don't know.

I mean, what don't you know about?

Yeah. What's that supposed to mean?

I don't know.

I'm,

I'm here all day by myself.

I am.

Sometimes I get the feeling that this place is,

fucked.

It is not.

You know, off.

This place is not off. Travis.

Stop.

I dunno, I can't explain it.

I just,

it's like there's this bad energy,

like something bad that's happened here.

Okay, Travis, look,

I really believe in energy and so you've gotta stop

because you're really starting to freak me out.

Babe.

He's messing with you.

He's just kidding.

That's all.

No.

I'm not joking.

It's what's inside. I,

I can feel it.

It's it's in the walls.

It's in the air.

I don't know, but,

The other day, I came downstairs,

I walked in the kitchen.

Holy Shit!

See?

I knew it.

He's back. Prankster's back.

You almost made me spit out my wine!

That'll still be worth 300 bucks. Come on.

Drink some more wine.

Seriously?

Help you. Help you calm down.

That's ridiculous.

Maybe this place is cursed.

This isn't that.

That's ridiculous.

No, I think it is, actually.

Sometimes you need to listen, Rochelle.

This little house will tell you things.

You should listen

and get to know it

since you're gonna be living here for a while.

What the hell was that?

When were you gonna tell me?

Oh, it doesn't even matter.

No, bullshit!

This house was supposed to be temporary, Rochelle.

I had to make a decision, Travis.

For what?

For who? For you?

I'm your goddam husband,

I have a a right to know

if we're gonna be renting this house for two years.

This.

What?

You know what?

Jesus!

You're back on the pills.

What do you care?

18 months.

18 months of this,

dealing with this.

Trying to, trying to help you get clean.

That's my life wasted.

I'm not gonna do it again.

How long?

How long, Travis?

Before we left.

You're kidding me.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna call Dr Powell in the morning

and let the VA know.

And they're gonna, they're gonna kill you.

I just, I just need them.

What you need

is to get your life together.

What you need is to

finish your project.

You wanna blame everything.

You wanna blame this,

this house for your problems.

It's pathetic!

Get your shit together and grow up!

Help me!

♪ When it comes, when it rides

♪ Many roads down I go

♪ Tell the truth, tell me

♪ How'd you think things through? ♪

Please don't put those on the top shelf.

You know I can't reach, and I need your help upstairs.

Like now. Thank you.

Up on the right side.

On the right side?

Yeah.

Up, up, just the whole thing.

Up a little more.

What do you mean by

"the whole thing up"?

The whole thing up.

- Up? - Yes. Up.

Perfect. Right there.

This is?

It's good.

This is what you want?

This is what I want.

Okay. Bring me the pencil.

Where's the pencil?

I dunno. It's in the other room.

Okay, I'll be right back.

I have an idea.

- Yeah? - Mm hmm.

What is it?

Move. I'll show you.

Okay.

Get dressed.

I'm gonna make you a wine drinker, even if it kills me.

Uh huh?

Okay.

♪ I know, I know, yeah

♪ I know that you miss me, I know that you miss me ♪

♪ I know, I know

♪ I know that you miss me, I know that you miss me ♪

♪ I know, I know

So why is Syria not Afghanistan?

There's nothing in your show from your tour.

So I was just...

No, they've they've seen all that.

Yeah, but not like how you do it.

Maybe.

You should share it. It's okay.

There's gotta be one story.

Yeah. I,

I called her Amira.

I thought about.

Okay, then why don't you use her?

And why should I?

That doesn't made any sense to me.

Well, Amira and her sister, they,

they got out of Afghanistan.

I mean, they live in Maryland now.

Can't one story be about hope?

It's kind of nice, don't you think?

This series is about the people who are left,

ones who didn't make it out.

And the ones that don't have a,

a life in Maryland.

They just, they just die.

Forgotten.

Just like all the rest of it.

CliffNotes history.

On any given day,

you see at least two dead bodies,

almost always women and children.

And if it wasn't us, then it was ISIS or,

or the Taliban.

I can,

Amira was, she was smiling at me.

And her sister.

They were, and they were getting out,

they were being choppered out.

And it wasn't, it was like 10 minutes, 10 minutes later,

I was driving the Humvee.

We had just gotten past the town.

And then, and then we, we hit,

Oh yeah. I mean, she was, I could,

I could still see her smiling, smiling at me.

Cobalt and Richardson were burning.

Back seats.

So, so, so, yeah.

I mean, I don't have a place for Amira

because she was smiling.

Do you want, do you want some coffee?

Sure.

Okay.

You know, I,

I can't even imagine what you guys went through out there.

Amira.

Help me!

Hey, what's going on?

Hey,

hey,

hey, hey.

Hey.

You okay?

It's okay.

Look at me, look at me, look at me.

You're okay.

Hey.

What is your Valentine's Day special?

We don't have specials.

- What is... - I, I don't know,

but I feel like that was really like,

I don't know.

Not a thing.

What was that thing? You did say!

Tre Parker and Matt Stone.

I like whiskey, anyway.

Yeah.

Well, you could have at least just,

popped outside and said hello.

Yeah. Well, you know,

I, I can't stand Tom.

And actually I hate them both.

You sure made your presence known in the house,

slamming all those doors.

We could hear you.

It's my house. I live here.

You're so rude.

Well, hey, look, if their houses are so nice,

why don't you have your dinner parties over there?

Can I help you?

Yeah, sorry.

Hey, I guess I could have knocked.

I own the house. I work with Rochelle.

You must be Travis.

What are you, what are you doing in my backyard?

Checking on the pool.

These guys are supposed to be doing this work.

It's just not happening.

The owner.

I told Rochelle, she said someone would be home.

I'm sorry, what?

What was, what was your name again?

Ian Greene. I work with Rochelle at RW.

Uh huh. You're one of the partners?

No, no.

I'm, I'm Senior Counsel.

Too much stress. Too much stress, otherwise.

Er, how are you guys settling in?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a,

it's a lovely place, you know?

It's a little bit smaller than our last place,

but yeah, we're settling in.

Okay. Well, er, good.

Have Roche call me if you guys have any questions.

I gotta run,

but nice to meet you, Travis.

You too, Ian.

Let Roche know.

Your day. How was it?

It was fine.

Anything exciting?

Same old, same old.

I see you've been enjoying the wine.

Yeah, I'm getting used to it.

It's growing on me.

It might be this place.

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah.

It's not bad.

Getting to like it here.

That's different.

Hmm. Huh?

The firm, paying all of our moving expenses,

putting us up in this place.

Very cool.

What did you say they do again?

When they deduct it from your check or something?

Yeah,

they take whatever the amount would be out of my paycheck.

And it's super discounted. It's like way below market.

Hm.

How much?

How much what?

How much of a deal are they giving us?

What are you getting at, Travis?

Nothing.

I'm just wondering, you know,

how much of a deal we're getting on this house

when it has to be half your check?

I can afford it.

What the hell, Travis?

Who owns this house?

Oh my gosh.

This is ridiculous.

Who's Ian Greene?

What?

Who is he?

Who's he in?

He's Senior Partner at the firm.

Oh, okay.

So the firm doesn't own the house?

- No, Ian owns the house. - Hmm.

He owns several houses

and he is letting us live here for practically nothing.

Oh.

So, well,

that's the deal you've been working on after hours?

"Roche."

He's my boss.

And you can fuck right off.

This is a new low.

You need mental help.

Here you go, babe.

Is there really

nothing that you miss?

What are you talking about?

Miss about what?

Our life in New York.

Some things.

Us.

Well, I've,

it's hard being us here.

I don't feel like you're really giving it a chance.

No, I'm, I think I am.

I just wish you would not fight me

on every single little thing.

I don't want to.

Can't you try, just,

just try harder to give this place a shot?

I don't know,

I just,

I can't explain it.

You had a choice.

Did I?

You did.

Living separately?

Do you think this has been easy for me?

No.

No. Rochelle.

- I... - I know it hasn't.

I needed this.

I needed a change.

I'll try harder.

Are you done?

- Hm? - Your show?

Did you finish?

Jesus, Travis.

Why?

Wasn't right.

Your show's in two weeks.

You have no idea what I'm dealing with!

Stay outta my studio!

Oh, I will.

You know what, Travis?

I'm done!

Hello?

Hello?

Ian?

Yeah. Who's this?

Ian Greene?

Yeah. How can I help you?

Hello?

I'm gonna hang up.

Look,

how long have you been seeing my wife?

What, who is this?

Look, asshole.

I don't know who you are or what this is about,

but don't call this number again.

Yeah?

Yeah!

Okay. Who lived in this house previously?

What happened here?

Wait a minute!

I know who this is.

Look, you've got the wrong idea, pal.

But you're not gonna get her too, okay?

You stay away from my wife!

That was, that was good.

Why do you want to live here?

Just trying to have a new life for us. Travis.

A better life.

- I don't... - For our family,

- The new life isn't... - You don't give a shit

about that, do you?

Okay. I want a new life.

No, everything is a problem for you, Travis.

That's how it always is.

You make everything about you.

I want a new life as well, I don't...

No, you don't.

All you fucking care about is yourself.

No, that isn't true.

Yes, it is.

I want a new life, but...

No, you don't.

The very second, Rochelle,

the very second that I walked in this place.

I mean something...

Just go to bed.

Something's off with this place.

Please, please let's just go to bed.

No, no, no, no.

Listen to me, please.

This place is, it's totally cursed.

You're cursed.

I wasn't in New York.

In New York, I was figuring things out.

I was being happy again.

I was, I was being happy.

- Happy. - Yes!

I was happy. And then you drug us to this place.

You know what, Travis?

You just never know when to catch yourself

before it's too far.

I'm not trying to hurt you. Okay?

I'm just want trying to tell you this, this house,

the house is warning me.

Oh yeah? It's warning you, Travis?

Yes.

What is it? What is it?

What is it saying? I'm, I'm really curious.

Is it, is it warning you to, to drink more?

Is it warning you to be a complete asshole

from the moment you wake up

until the moment you pass out?

Is it, or, or, or maybe it's warning you to,

to sabotage the only friendship that I have here.

Because if it is - No.

Warning you to do all those things,

then it's completely working.

No, no. It's telling me something.

It's telling me to save you.

It's telling me to save you.

It's, it's telling me to save us.

To save us.

I don't trust Ian Greene.

Oh, Jesus.

I don't trust him!

Honestly, Travis,

had I would've left you for another man,

it would've been in New York.

I didn't, I stayed because I wanted to help you,

which clearly I've completely failed.

Look, look, I don't care.

Okay?

I don't care. I don't care if you've done something.

I don't care.

That's, it's all in the past.

I don't care.

But I need you to, to come home to me.

Please.

Just come home.

He's, he's a bad person.

He's a bad, bad person.

In this house, they don't know there's something,

there's something wrong with this place.

Just get away from me.

And tomorrow, when you've sobered up,

if that's even gonna be a thing,

we're gonna have a long conversation.

Because I am not doing this any more.

I'm trying to save you.

Can't you, can't you see that?

And why, why, why can't you?

Why can't you see that?

I'm trying to save you, Rochelle.

I'll get this.

Is it Napa?

- Oh my gosh! - What?

I don't wanna hear it, Tom.

I'm just gonna drink beer.

Really? Okay, fine.

Then you just get a little bit.

That's really good.

- I don't believe you. - I like it.

Really?

Are we playing or not? Come on!

Yes!

Let me pour the wine first.

I'm just too competitive.

- You want some wine? - Always.

Of course you don't.

Okay, here we go. First one on top.

BS or legit,

"The remains of a Cincinnati zookeeper

"was found nearly 20 years after she went missing."

"They found the woman's remains"

"while remodeling the zoo's old lion habitat."

Okay, so she's dead.

And did they get rid of her,

that's gotta be true, right?

Okay. Legit.

Wrong.!

Yes!

You lose again.

Okay, okay, okay.

My turn? - Go.

Yeah.

Let me see.

Do the honors. Pick one for me.

- Oh. - Okay.

All right. Da, da, da, da.

Ah!

- You guys ready? - Yeah.

- You ready? - Okay.

Born ready.

BS or legit,

a Los Angeles man was running from the police,

of course, and was struck by a train.

Ew.

He was dragged nearly 3,300 yards before being arrested.

And then later he sued the train company

and was awarded over a million dollars by a district court.

Hmm.

Oh.

I, I don't know.

I don't either.

If I had to guess, I would say,

bullshit!

Well, it says, right here

that you are correct.

Two more points and we win.

Okay, okay!

Definitely in the lead.

Okay! My turn!

I'm gonna drink this.

'Cause maybe it'll change the luck here.

Ooh, good one.

All right.

BS or legit,

scientists have decided after

20 years of research and dozens of computer images

that the birds we see in the sky today

have evolved from Therop, ther, ther?

- Theropod. - Therapod dinosaurs.

BS or legit?

Don 10.

Shit, I'm gonna have to say legit.

Lucky guess.

All right. - Correct.

Let's go boys!

It's okay. They can't come back.

We got this.

They literally can't come,

We can come back!

No you can't!

You guys are so far behind.

Don't call it a come back.

- There's no comeback. - Oh, really?

Great.

Okay.

Let's go, hoss.

Your turn. Dear sir.

Come on.

I guess I will try this wine.

Too easy.

Aw, that's not fair.

What are you doing?

We can do that. We're losing.

Come on, come out.

I'll find a good one.

Cheers.

This isn't bad.

Okay.

What?

This is, this is a good one.

Come on, stop stalling!

Hilarious.

Let's go.

A New York man discovers after 13 years of marriage

and dozens of miserable dinner parties

pretending to enjoy the company

of his wife's pretentious college friends,

that his wife,

that his wife

was having an affair

with the other man for nearly five years.

And all under the watchful eye of the other man's wife,

which, she's clearly into that sort of thing.

Look, man, this is, what are you,

what are you even saying?

This is ridiculous.

Hmm.

Uh huh.

What? Just go out and say it then.

- Unlock your fucking phone. - No!

- Travis! - No, it's fine.

Just relax.

Unlock that phone,

or I'm gonna beat you unconscious

with this charcuterie board.

Fine. Fuck it.

You want to, you wanna see? There.

Oh, wow.

You take these?

Get undressed.

What?

Get undressed.

- Travis, stop it! - Why would I do that?

Why?

You too.

Okay. That is it.

That is enough!

You're crossing a line, man.

Tom, you've seen my wife.

Now I want to see yours.

I don't think so.

This is bullshit.

Do it, Linda,

or I'm gonna show you the inside of Tom's head.

Okay. That's, that's enough guys.

Come on. Let's go.

We're going, we're leaving now.

Okay. What the hell is wrong with you?

Stop, Travis.

No one is leaving this room until we're done.

Done with what? We're leaving right now.

I'm counting to five.

And then I'm gonna kill you, Tom.

I don't fucking believe you.

What is happening?

One!

Okay.

Look, man, we can explain.

No, there's nothing to explain.

It's, it's not like that, man.

Two!

Okay, look at me, look at me.

Let's go. We're going.

Three!

Get out of my face.

Let's go, right now!

I wanna leave.

I really, really wanna leave.

It will be in a body bag, Linda.

Just stop. Travis, we're just gonna leave.

- Please stop. - Right now.

Tom, the thing about beheadings is,

you can really use any instrument.

Some are just messier than others.

You know what?

I'll do it, okay?

I'll do it.

- No. - Okay? Fine!

- Sit down! - Fine!

Just sit down.

You don't need to do this.

This is what you want. Then I'll do it.

Travis, please stop.

If it'll make you feel vindicated.

Linda.

What you want?

No, I'll do it.

The sooner we get this over with,

the sooner we can get out of here.

You too.

Travis. Please stop.

Please.

Wanna see my shit?

Ah, whatever.

How would I know?

Well,

wait, what is it?

What?

Well, you, you never answered the card.

Bullshit or legit?

I'll take it as legit.

Oh!

Oh, your your ride share's here.

Better hurry.

You're clearly jealous of him.

No, you're clearly jealous.

No, no, no, no.

No, you're clearly jealous.

Has this been going on for seven years, huh?

Really?

For seven years.

- He is. - Seven years?

So going to press charges against you.

- I was so impressed - I bet you are.

That you managed to hide it for that long.

It's over for you. Completely over for you.

Wait, were you guys doing this at college too?

You're three way, huh?

Stay and talk to me.

Let go!

You're not running away from me again.

Just move!

Not this time. Rochelle.

Come on! Tom?

Really?

I mean, I could see Linda maybe.

Maybe. But Tom, so gross.

So gross.

That's the real reason that you moved us here.

I hate you.

Hated you for a long time.

Then why bring me here?

You don't get it.

I pity you.

You're sad.

You're, you're, you're pointless.

I've been looking for a way out for a long time.

And I knew that moving here was gonna be my best chance.

Travis, and you're, you're irrelevant in my life.

Hmm.

What's so funny?

Yeah. I just realized something.

Oh yeah?

Yeah, yeah.

I like this house.

Oh, I'm sure you do.

And you move out.

Go live with your creepy friends.

That's hilarious.

Get your shit and get out.

Yeah. Guess what? It ain't your house, Rochelle.

And it never will be. It's Ian Greene's house.

Huh? Ian Greene?

- Move. - Ian Greene.

- Get off me! - No!

I'm keeping this house and you're leaving.

This is my house, Travis.

I'm not going anywhere.

This house doesn't want you. It wants me.

And trust me, you don't want it.

I'm begging you.

I'm begging you. Leave, please.

I'm going for a swim.

And by the time I get out, I want you gone.

I'm filing for divorce in the morning

so you can go back to your pathetic life in New York.

You're free, Travis,

you're, you're, you're free of me.

♪ When everything is said and done ♪

♪ And justice is beyond a state of mind ♪

♪ It's all right

♪ To walk around the statue

♪ To turn a right

♪ It's all right

♪ Must be right

♪ To gather round the fences

♪ To watch the people die

♪ I'll never understand you

♪ It's all right.

♪ To walk around the statue

♪ To turn a right

♪ It's all right

♪ Must be right

♪ To gather round the fences

♪ To watch the people die

♪ Yeah, it's always, always, always, ♪

♪ Always, always, always you

♪ It's never, never, never

♪ It's all right

♪ To walk around the statue

♪ To turn a right

♪ It's all right

♪ Must be right

♪ To carry round a shotgun

♪ You must defend your property ♪

♪ It's all right

♪ To walk around the statue

♪ It's all right

♪ Must be right

♪ To hang around the fences

♪ To watch the people die

♪ It's all right