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NARRATOR:
Newsreel of the Stars.
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Dateline, Hollywood, 1930.
The Warner Bros. studio.
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Home of the biggest stars
in Tinseltown.
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Here at the studio's
new animation department,
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the artists toil endlessly
to come up with cartoon stars,
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ultimately creating
three new characters:
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the Warner brothers
and their sister Dot.
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ALL:
Hello, Nurse!
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Unfortunately, the Warner kids
were totally out of control,
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and sent the animators
running to the hills.
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ALL:
Bye!
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Boingy! Boingy!
Boingy! Boingy!
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The trio ran amuck
throughout the studio,
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creating utter chaos.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Finally, they were captured.
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The Warners' films,
which made absolutely no sense,
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were locked away
in the studio vault,
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never to be released.
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As for the Warners themselves,
who made even less sense,
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they were locked away
in the studio water tower,
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also never to be released.
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Publicly,
the studio has disavowed
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any knowledge
of the Warners' existence
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to this very day,
when the Warners escaped.
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[***]
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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Here's the show's name-y *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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[***]
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NARRATOR:
And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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"Requiem for a Lamb."
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Mary had a little lamb
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With mint jelly
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Thank you.
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[FINGERS SNAPPING]
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NARRATOR:
This has been another visit
to Dot's Poetry Corner.
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[***]
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[***]
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ALL:
* Ravioli, pepperoni
Tortellini and spumoni *
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* Funicello, Mastroianni
Toscanini, baked salami *
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* Minestrone, extra cheesy *
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* Fried scungilli *
* Over easy *
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ALL:
* Muscatel, apple betty
Rigatoni and spaghetti *
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* La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la *
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* La, la, la, la, la, hey! *
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[DOOR OPENS & CLOSES]
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I...think the cartoon
just started.
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What are those kids doing
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in my personal
and private booth?
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I don't know, Godfather.
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You want we should
off 'em, boss?
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No. This infringement
I will handle on my own.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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We're not ready
to order yet.
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[KISSING SOUNDS]
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[GROWLING]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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All right, already.
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We'll have the pisghetti
and meatballs.
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I'm not your waiter.
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I am Don Pepperoni,
the Godfather.
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Can we call you "Daddoo"?
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You will call me
"the Godfather."
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I like "Daddoo" better.
Me too.
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This is my booth,
and I want you out.
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But we were here first.
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Hey, why don't you go sit in one
of those other booths, Daddoo?
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Stop calling me "Daddoo."
I'm the Godfather,
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and that's my booth
and I want you out.
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Looks like somebody
never learned to share.
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You come here
to this restaurant,
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sit in my personal
and private booth and insult me?
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Of course not.
If we wanted to insult you,
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we would have called you
"Tubby Mushroomhead Man."
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[GROANS]
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Show these kids the door.
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That's okay.
We can see it from here.
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YAKKO:
Ooh, nice door.
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WAKKO:
Faboo.
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DOT:
Great hinges.
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Was it something
we said?
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Waiter. Waiter!
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Bring me my pasta.
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[***]
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BOTH:
* You called out for a waiter
Here we are for you *
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* We'll serve your food
Much later *
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* We're the Warner Waiter Two *
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* Don't order the fondue *
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Now, for lunch.
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Allow me to suggest
the chef's salad.
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The chef couldn't finish his.
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DON PEPPERONI:
That's disgusting.
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So, what'll it be, Daddoo?
The calamari or the squid?
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The calamari is squid.
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Well, how 'bout the pasta
or the noodles?
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The pasta is noodles.
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Well, would you like
red sauce or marinara?
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Marinara is red sauce.
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Zucchini or squash?
Ham or prosciutto?
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Drink or beverage?
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They're all the same!
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Do you realize
this cuts our menu in half?
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That does it!
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[GOONS GROWLING]
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Hey, I can do that.
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[SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING]
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WARNERS:
* Aye, aye, aye, aye *
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Stop it!
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Remove these little pests.
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BOTH:
Yes, Don Pepperoni.
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ALL:
Eww!
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Now!
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BOTH:
What happened?
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Eww.
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You've been eating garlic.
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Why, you lousy kid.
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WAKKO:
Is there a problem, sir?
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I can have you all fitted
for cement shoes.
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Ooh, can I see something
in a perky pump?
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How big a fool
do you think I am?
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Let's see.
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Oh, about a size 8,
double D.
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How does this fit,
Daddoo?
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Ooh, these are comfy.
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Hey.
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You're gonna be sleeping
with the fishes tonight.
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Can we all go?
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Is Jimmy Hoffa there?
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Will he read to us?
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Get rid of them!
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[WET KISSING SOUNDS]
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Eww!
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Aren't you worried
about germs?
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[STAMMERING]
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Out!
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Oof! I am stupefied
as to what has just occurred.
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Father's home.
Daddy.
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Daddy. Daddoo.
Daddy.
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I put my pet
in your pocket.
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[SNARLING]
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Where's Mommy?
Still married to the mob?
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Give us a kiss.
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Garlic. Here.
Have a lifesaver.
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[YELLING]
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[PLAYING ITALIAN MUSIC]
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ALL:
* Speak softly, love
And we will sing a serenade *
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* To fill your heart
With gentle love *
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* While music plays *
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* The night is young *
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* The day is through *
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ALL:
* And we were sitting here
before you *
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Out, out, out, out!
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Was the song
really that bad?
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ALL:
Ugh!
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[AUSTRIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
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Come in
and enjoy the schnitzel.
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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[PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]
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Like, coolsville,
daddy-O.
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[HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
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Ah, if it isn't
the big kahuna.
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And his two little kahunas.
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Apple poi or cherry poi?
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No, no, no.
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I want my booth.
I want my waiter.
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I want my spaghetti!
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Pisghetti?
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Yes. I want spaghetti.
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On second thought,
please, I give up.
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Can we make a deal?
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A deeeeal?
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Yes, anything.
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[ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
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[ALL SLURPING]
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How you like
the pisghetti, huh?
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ALL:
Eww.
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The food's great,
but the service stinks.
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ANNOUNCER:
It's Mime Time.
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Today on Mime Time:
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lifting an imaginary barbell.
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The end.
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[***]
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ALL:
* Lake Titicaca
Oh, Lake Titicaca *
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* It's between
Bolivia and Peru *
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* Lake Titicaca
Oh, Lake Titicaca *
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* With waters tranquil
And blue *
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* Oh, Lake Titicaca
Yes, Lake Titicaca *
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* Why do we sing of its fame? *
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* Lake Titicaca
Yes, Lake Titicaca *
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* 'Cause we really like
Saying its name *
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* Titicaca! *
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Okay, so one time
Randy Beaman's cat
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ate this fish
from the fish tank,
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but the fish was a piranha
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and it lived inside
the cat forever,
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and the cat became
"Piranha Cat."
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Okay, bye.
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[***]
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WARNERS:
* Like Abbott and Costello
Like Sonny and Cher *
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* Like Martin and Lewis
They're a perfect pair *
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* Like Laurel and Hardy
Like Fontanne and Lunt *
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* They're perfectly mismatched
They're Rita and Runt *
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[***]
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* We're off to Florida
To lie in the sun *
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* Enjoy my leisure time *
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* And have some fun *
Tallahassee
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* We're off to Florida
Where the smart people go *
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* We're off to Florida *
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* Where the tropical
Breezes blow *
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* Take me to Florida
To play on the sand *
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* Sleep in the mangroves
And eat off the land *
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Ahh.
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RITA:
Feels like we're comin'
in for a landing, Runt.
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RUNT:
Sarasota, here we come.
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[TIRES SKIDDING]
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Hello, Florida.
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[WIND HOWLING]
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So much for global warming.
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RUNT:
Snow. I love snow.
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I didn't know
it snowed in Florida.
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It doesn't snow in Florida.
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00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,901
Well, that could only mean
one thing,
255
00:13:08,901 --> 00:13:11,534
but, uh, unfortunately,
I have no idea what that is.
256
00:13:11,534 --> 00:13:13,234
It means we're gonna
freeze our patoots
257
00:13:13,234 --> 00:13:14,968
if we don't find
someplace warm.
258
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,567
Oh, that's bad,
definitely bad.
259
00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:17,868
I don't want
my patoot frozen.
260
00:13:17,868 --> 00:13:19,901
Nobody likes
a frozen patoot.
261
00:13:19,901 --> 00:13:21,968
Uh, Rita, what's a patoot?
262
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,267
Stop talking, Runt.
263
00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:24,400
Okay.
264
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:28,067
[SEAL BARKING]
265
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,467
[SNIFFING]
266
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,367
MAN:
Hey, dog,
get away from there.
267
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:39,400
That is no fire hydrant.
It is a dogsled.
268
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,400
Boy, you dumb.
269
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,701
Dumber than
the federal government.
270
00:13:42,701 --> 00:13:45,167
Let me tell you
about government.
271
00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:49,400
Think of your money as meat.
And I'm government.
272
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,400
Now, I slice off a big chunk
of your money as taxes
273
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,567
and throw it to the dogs.
274
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,334
Then I do it again.
275
00:13:56,334 --> 00:13:58,734
Hmm.
276
00:13:58,734 --> 00:14:01,234
I'm gonna make you
a business proposition, friend.
277
00:14:01,234 --> 00:14:03,300
Now, I want you
to hear me out on this.
278
00:14:04,801 --> 00:14:07,400
See, I'm running for president,
and I got a dogsled
279
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,868
full of campaign promises
280
00:14:08,868 --> 00:14:12,567
that I gotta get to a fundraiser
in Fairbanks by tomorrow night.
281
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:15,067
Well, the trouble is
I got no dog.
282
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:17,868
Bottom line:
you wanna pull my sled?
283
00:14:17,868 --> 00:14:20,567
[BARKING]
284
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:22,400
Good deal. Problem solved.
285
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:28,734
My first volunteer.
Proud to have you.
286
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,334
Now, mush!
287
00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:36,868
Well, now, that's just sad.
288
00:14:36,868 --> 00:14:39,033
You remind me
of the do-nothings in Congress.
289
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:41,601
Bunch of buffoons.
290
00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:44,367
All right, let's try it again.
Hit the road, bub.
291
00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:48,734
Oh, am I in this cartoon too?
292
00:14:48,734 --> 00:14:51,267
No, no, no felines.
I hate felines.
293
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,300
Only thing I hate more
than a feline
294
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:54,968
is a Washington lobbyist.
Now, get.
295
00:14:54,968 --> 00:14:56,067
Yeow!
296
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:05,300
Loyalty. I like that in
a pack dog and in a volunteer.
297
00:15:08,234 --> 00:15:09,701
All right, pardner, you win.
298
00:15:12,234 --> 00:15:15,367
Now, uh, will you please mush?
299
00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:16,868
[BARKING]
300
00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:20,634
[***]
301
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,367
I'll tell you what,
here's the deal:
302
00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:29,300
I'll pitch the tent,
then we'll cook up some beans.
303
00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:31,634
Beans? Yech!
304
00:15:42,534 --> 00:15:43,834
Yeow!
305
00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:47,133
The fish are biting.
306
00:15:48,701 --> 00:15:50,100
Oh, boy. Fish.
307
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,767
MAN:
Well, lookie here.
308
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:56,334
Dang. You are one
industrious dog.
309
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:58,567
I like that.
Good dog.
310
00:15:59,601 --> 00:16:02,334
I feel used.
311
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:05,868
[HARMONICA PLAYING
"HOME ON THE RANGE"]
312
00:16:05,868 --> 00:16:06,868
[BELCHES]
313
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:10,667
[YAWNS]
314
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,267
Well, time to turn in.
315
00:16:12,267 --> 00:16:14,901
We got a big day tomorrow.
Come on, pardner.
316
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,901
MAN:
Now, hold it right there.
317
00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:22,701
Campaign staff only.
No felines.
318
00:16:27,868 --> 00:16:31,033
* They say a smile
Will do the trick *
319
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,767
* With a little charm
Laid on thick *
320
00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:36,767
* But listen, folks
Forget those strokes *
321
00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:40,000
* 'Cause cats always get
The short end of the stick *
322
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,234
[SIGHS]
323
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:47,567
[BEAR GROWLING]
324
00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:52,534
Runt. Wake up, Runt.
325
00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:55,167
[SNORING]
326
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:57,033
Sleeping Beauty.
327
00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,033
[ROARS]
[SCREAMS]
328
00:16:59,033 --> 00:17:01,601
Hey, your shoes
are untied.
329
00:17:01,601 --> 00:17:02,601
Huh?
330
00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:05,434
[GROANING]
331
00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:08,701
[SIZZLING]
332
00:17:08,701 --> 00:17:11,167
[YELPING]
333
00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:13,300
What happened? Huh?
334
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:16,801
[BARKING]
335
00:17:16,801 --> 00:17:18,901
Well, I'll swear,
you got more guts
336
00:17:18,901 --> 00:17:21,434
than Al Gore
at a lumberjacks' convention.
337
00:17:21,434 --> 00:17:24,133
That's why I like dogs.
A feline would never do that.
338
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,400
MAN:
Let's get some shuteye.
339
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,634
We gotta catch a boat
for Fairbanks in the morning.
340
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:34,200
* Cats always get
The short end of the stick *
341
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,167
MAN:
There's the boat.
342
00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:39,601
Mush.
343
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,834
I'm gonna hurl.
344
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,634
MAN:
Hurry! It's gonna
leave without us.
345
00:17:45,634 --> 00:17:47,067
MAN:
Now, don't quit.
346
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,267
Didn't work for me
and it ain't gonna work for you.
347
00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:51,067
I gotta get to that fundraiser.
348
00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:52,567
Get up and mush, boy.
349
00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:53,567
[ICE CRACKING]
350
00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:55,133
Uh-oh.
351
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,400
Help!
352
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,400
Don't just lie there.
Do something.
353
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,434
Help. Heeeelp!
354
00:18:05,434 --> 00:18:08,901
I hate to risk one of my lives
for a politician.
355
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,367
Heeeeeeeelp!
356
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:30,234
Help!
357
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,534
[YELPS]
358
00:18:31,534 --> 00:18:33,534
[***]
359
00:18:33,534 --> 00:18:35,634
Good job. I would have
done it myself,
360
00:18:35,634 --> 00:18:36,667
but I keep slippin'.
361
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:37,667
[GRUNTS]
362
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,167
I don't know what to say,
pardner.
363
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:43,200
Only a genius pack dog
364
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,300
would send a dumb feline
out with a rope.
365
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,834
Now, that's management.
366
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,901
That does it.
I'm outta here.
367
00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:51,968
Good dog. Good dog.
368
00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:54,934
I pull the Lassie maneuver
of the century,
369
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,901
and he's the good dog?
370
00:18:56,901 --> 00:18:59,200
That's it.
I'm votin' Democrat.
371
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,534
[***]
372
00:19:01,534 --> 00:19:04,534
* I'll take my chances
And I'll go it alone *
373
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:07,868
* Leave Runt behind me
And be on my own *
374
00:19:07,868 --> 00:19:10,868
* Head to the tropics
Where summer's in season *
375
00:19:10,868 --> 00:19:12,133
* The sooner the better *
376
00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:13,901
* 'Cause, man
My butt is freezing *
377
00:19:13,901 --> 00:19:15,334
[HORN HONKS]
378
00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:18,567
Hi, Rita.
379
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:21,067
I thought you were staying
with Mr. Politician.
380
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:23,534
We had a difference of opinion.
I resigned.
381
00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:29,167
You dumb dog. I quit!
382
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,534
No, I don't. I'm back.
I quit. No, I'm back.
383
00:19:31,534 --> 00:19:32,801
I'm good. I quit.
384
00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:34,400
No, I stop. I'm back.
I quit. I'm back.
385
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,067
[STAMMERING]
I quit. I'm back. I quit.
386
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:37,634
Did I say I quit? I'm back.
387
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:41,701
You know what, Rita?
Politics is really hard.
388
00:19:41,701 --> 00:19:44,400
What did you two guys
disagree about?
389
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,534
Well, we were at odds
over how to reduce the deficit.
390
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,434
As a dog, I think
we should reduce the deficit,
391
00:19:50,434 --> 00:19:52,200
but not if it means
cutting into programs
392
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,367
like federally funded
squeezy toys,
393
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,968
and chew bones,
and flea dips--
394
00:19:55,968 --> 00:19:57,200
Oh, and fire hydrants--
395
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,100
RITA:
Stop talking, Runt.
396
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:03,734
[***]
397
00:20:03,734 --> 00:20:06,300
ANNOUNCER:
It's time for another
Good Idea, Bad Idea.
398
00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:08,734
Good idea:
399
00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:12,267
drinking fresh milk
from the carton.
400
00:20:14,334 --> 00:20:16,300
Bad idea:
401
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,234
drinking fresh milk
from the cow.
402
00:20:19,601 --> 00:20:20,601
[BELLOWS]
403
00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:24,901
The end.
404
00:20:24,901 --> 00:20:26,901
[***]
405
00:20:54,968 --> 00:20:56,801
YAKKO:
Good night, Dot.
Night, Wakko.
406
00:20:56,801 --> 00:20:58,934
DOT:
Good night, Yakko.
Good night, Wakko.
407
00:20:58,934 --> 00:21:00,868
WAKKO:
Nighty night, Dot.
Night, Yakko.
408
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,567
YAKKO:
Good night, Elvis.
409
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:03,934
ELVIS:
Thank you very much,
410
00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:05,701
but I don't want anybody
to know I'm here.
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