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Help.

Jesus. Help!

Help!

Lunch!

There you are.

Boom!

Pretty pink, Dad.

That's right.

Never disrespect a good piece of meat

by cooking it to death.

Amy! The meat's ready!

I gotta go,

but I'll call you later.

Okay?

All right.

Stop talking. Okay, love you.

Bye.

She's coming, she's coming.

What'd I say?

What?

I told you, I don't want you using that

while we're out here.

Oh, right.

Yeah, I already got my one phone call.

Okay, don't be a smart-ass.

If I were smart, I'd be in Coronado with Blair,

enjoying my break,

like a normal person.

Yeah, I'm sure he can survive another two days without you.

We only do this once a year, honey.

You know how important it is, especially to your father.

Right.

When you move out, you can plan your own vacations.

Lunchtime.

I'm still full from breakfast.

Thanks.

Hey, we're on vacation.

Everyone has fun--

-and everyone eats. - Everyone eats.

Thank you, Jeffrey.

Nice.

I'm good.

Hey, hey, hey! Where are you going?

For a walk!

I'm tired of being around this piece of shit RV!

Hey, that's your grandfather's!

-And maybe... -Yeah, yeah.

...one day, it'll be yours.

I'll take it.

You know, she might be getting a little old for this.

What's that supposed to mean?

Uh, Dad?

This is, like, half fat.

The fat's the best part. Here, honey.

Oh, thank you.

Watch.

Mm!

-Gross! -That's disgusting.

Come on, you love it.

No. No. No, not happening.

Man!

Beats sitting in traffic on the 405, doesn't it?

It sure does.

Think we'll see any sun this year?

Oh, we see plenty of sun at home.

Can I help you?

Y'all havin' a barbecue, huh?

Yes, we are.

We're lookin' for Melior. You seen him around?

Come again?

Melior's my third cousin, boss.

He's also Vern's brother-in-law.

Well, we're just passing through here, really.

We wouldn't be familiar with anyone.

See, uh, Melior didn't show up for skinnin' this mornin'.

Found his truck about 30 miles back in a ditch.

-Mm-hmm. -No sign of Melior.

He'd be about, uh...

what do you say, Billy?

Stop me when I'm ready...

-Oh, he's normal height. -Normal height?

Yeah, he's about yay high.

Lots of freckles.

So many freckles, really.

The man's practically one big freckle.

We haven't seen him.

Have we, honey?

Yeah, no, we'd remember a-- um...?

Melior.

Smells awful good.

Yeah.

Yeah, we we're, uh, just wrapping up here, unfortunately.

We'd offer you something if we could.

I'm sure you would.

-Um... -Want a chocolate?

Jeffrey, get back here.

It's all right, Vern loves candy.

How 'bout this, young one?

Fair trade?

Hmm?

They're fresh.

I'm good, thanks.

What's the matter, boy? You look queasy.

Uh-uh? All right.

Cute kid.

We really oughta get moving on now,

we're a little behind schedule.

Tell me, where y'all from?

We live in Calabasas.

I work in L.A.

Wow.

-L.A. That would be, uh--

Los Angeles, Billy.

Violent city, I hear.

Real violent.

Who is this now?

Hey, little lady.

Tell me something, you seen Melior?

How could she?

She's been with us the entire time.

Not the entire time, yeah?

I mean, I was here just right now

and she showed up outta nowhere

like a gift from the Lord Jesus Christ.

Amy, get in the trailer.

Get in the trailer.

Tell you what, "Glasses."

Do you mind if we hop into that trailer, too?

Wouldn't take us but five minutes

to check things out,

you good folk can be on your way.

Gentleman...

are we, uh, done here?

I'll tell you what, Billy...

I get the distinct impression we're not wanted here.

If you see Melior, you give us a holler, yeah?

Come on, let's pack up.

Noun.

"Hillbilly."

Amy, don't be racist.

Y'all want some grasshoppers?

You see? Don't be a bad influence.

Adjective.

Um...

"slimy."

Nice. Adjective.

You know, there's an app for that.

Some of us still believe in traditions, Amy.

Like pencil and paper.

I said, adjective.

"Trapped."

Noun.

"Ingrate"!

Are we gonna stay over in town?

Well, I haven't made up my mind yet.

Do you have a preference?

I think we should keep going.

These guys do not give up easy.

Go around.

This isn't a 4X4.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, he has a shotgun.

Okay.

Back up. Keith, back up now.

Okay, okay! Just relax.

Relax, I'll handle it.

Just be cool, everybody!

Car trouble?

Just stopped moving.

-Hmm. -Strangest thing.

Would you believe that-- us seeing the two of you again.

It's like somethin' out of a miracle.

Well, there is only one road.

-Hey, we need to move on. -Okay.

I'm sure that someone else will come by.

-Will they? -You want me to call in a tow?

Our phones work fine, it's the car that's broken.

Besides, there ain't no tow around here anyway.

Just Murray's Family Station.

Closed on Sundays.

You don't fuck with Murray on Sundays.

Lord's day, and all that.

-Mm-hmm. -Yeah.

I don't suppose either of you gentlemen

happen to be a member of Triple-A.

That the alcoholics?

Oh, shit. No, stupid, it's a fancy car service.

Huh.

Bet "Glasses" here is a member, ain't ya?

Well...

...beats Murray.

I got a better idea.

Y'all seem to have lotsa space

in this here, uh, movin' house a' yours.

Why don't you give one of us a ride into town,

so we don't have to spend

the rest of the night in the cold

like a buncha animals. Savvy?

It does get mighty cold out here at night.

Sure does.

Nothin' to fear. We're good ol' boys.

We were raised right.

This is just for our personal protection.

Mountain lions, and shit, you know?

-We got coyotes. -We do.

Keith...

we need to leave.

Uh, yeah.

I'm sorry, I-- I'd love to help, but--

Just take Billy.

Just Billy, that's it.

He lives just south.

You drop him off home.

His pa's got a piece of shit beater.

He can pick up the car, come get me--

everybody wins, huh?

[It's not about that.

Well, you're heading that way anyway.

What do you say, huh? Be Good Samaritans?

It makes you feel any better, the shotgun stays here with me.

Can't really abandon our earnings anyway.

Hey, what do you got in there anyway?

Well, that's our business, none of yours.

Billy's harmless.

Ain't ya, Billy?

Yeah, I don't bite.

He promise ya.

One second.

Well?

I'm sorry, "Well"?

I think this is a best-case scenario.

Come on.

This is incredibly naive, Keith.

It's just one of them.

Yeah, let's give Billy a ride.

Hot dog!

They're gonna name a street after you around here.

Fantastic. What good people.

Don't have too much fun now, Billy!

Whoo! I feel like a king in here.

Wanna play?

It's a short ride, Jeffrey.

No time for games.

Oh, well, I-- I love games!

Let's play.

Good. You gotta give me

the type of words that I ask for.

Like an adjective.

Adjective? Adjective...

You know, like "green".

Yeah, I know. I get it.

"Red".

But it doesn't just have to be a color.

I mean, just any word that describes a noun.

Gotcha...

Like "blue".

I'm just playin' with ya, boss.

How's about...

"Deeeee-licious"?

Uh, hey! We, uh--

We don't wanna miss that turnoff.

Just up ahead, boss.

Can't miss it.

It's the only turn before town.

We're the only house on the road.

The Clearys never took too much to livin' in town.

Too much law.

Not enough privacy.

Been in that house nearly 80 years.

Lotta history there.

So do you live alone with your father?

Pa ain't my father!

He's actually my great uncle.

My folks-- they died off years ago.

It's just me, Pa, and my two baby cousins.

How old are-- are your, uh, baby cousins?

Oh, 18...

22.

Somewhere in there.

But they're good people, yes, ma'am.

'Specially Savannah.

She's been running that place since she was a baby.

I reckon, if we make it back in time for supper...

...I'm sure they'll invite all y'all to stay.

'Cause a family...

always eats together.

Well, that-- that sounds really nice.

Adverb.

Now you ain't playin' fair!

Hey!

My turn.

You don't understand, we're not finished yet.

All these pages been filled in already.

Ain't a blank page in the bunch.

Wait now.

This here looks like Melior's handwritin'.

Y'all get this book from Melior?

Now you're being ridiculous.

What makes you so sure it's his handwriting, Billy?

Well, these "R"s is backwards.

And-- And some of these "L"s, too.

Was Melior here playin' word--

Jeffrey!

What did we say about waiting for the signal?

Don't-- Don't pull out the blades,

it'll make a mess.

Oh, my god.

Amy, help your brother.

Looks like he's got it covered.

You know, there is a time and a place

for everything, young man.

I'm not cleaning that up, by the way.

You guys.

I mean, can't blame the kid

for taking the initiative, right?

He gets this from you, you know?

Well, that's a compliment.

Five minutes till supper, y'all!

You know, we can't pass up on something like this.

It's perfect.

It's never perfect, Keith.

You know that.

Oh, my god, please stop being so negative.

Amy!

Amy, help your mother, we're on a schedule anyway.

Hold on. Just a minute.

-Hello? - I'm coming!

Where is everybody?

Amy!

You know, you'd think we'd be better organized at this

the more that we do it.

Okay, just make some room in the freezer.

I hope that's not too much to ask.

I don't know why everything has to be your way,

you never listen.

Because my way is tried, tested and true.

Jeffrey!

No raw meat.

You guys do it all the time!

Yes, because we are adults.

Our immune systems are more developed.

Hey, you know, depending on how things go tonight, we...

we might not have to go all the way up to Meyer's Creek.

You mean...

we might leave early?

Maybe.

Like I said, it depends on how things work out tonight.

But in the meantime, you know,

you might wanna reevaluate that attitude of yours.

Will do.

Try and cheer up, honey.

Here...

your favorite.

Hmm?

Hey, why does she get all the eyes?

Because she can control her impulses.

Yeah, sure, she does.

Fuck's that supposed to mean?

Hey! Hey!

Don't hit your brother.

Sorry, Mom.

It's just...

we're out here in the middle of nowhere...

again.

I know, honey.

You don't have to say anything else.

I get it.

You sly devil.

All right, let's wrap this up.

We don't wanna keep our hosts waiting.

...and for our good health,

and for the safety and sanctity of this, our home,

we do thank ye, o' Lord.

-Amen. -Amen.

Amen.

Mm. Pasta...

again.

If yer still wantin' grits and innards,

you can cook 'em yerself.

Some of us like to eat a little fancy now and then.

Don't be ungrateful, Juli Ann.

Yer sister worked hard on this meal.

Don't look it,

but the meatballs take hours on end.

You have to git 'em just right, with the bread crumbs,

and the onions.

Mm-hmm. You don't have to bite my head off.

I was gonna say I liked it.

Gosh, yer so dang sensitive!

That ain't true.

Who's that?

Door's open. No one knocks 'round here.

Oh, it's just Billy playin' a trick or somethin'.

I got a feeling it ain't Billy.

It might be the sheriff.

I think something's happened to Melior.

Right.

That girl...

always the active imagination.

Dammit, Billy! Grow up, you shriveled dingus!

Hi there.

Jesus H. Christ.

Um, you aren't at all what I was expectin'.

How'd you get out here?

Well, unfortunately,

our trailer broke down back on the road.

We...

Well, we all walked about 10 miles to get here.

You poor things.

You been out in the cold?

Town's that way. You can't miss it from the road.

Savannah, don't be rude.

Actually, we ran into your cousin--

Billy?

Billy? You know Billy?

Billy's out lookin' for Melior.

Right. Right.

And, uh, apparently,

they're still out looking,

and Billy said we should stop by your place.

Said it was a shorter walk than to town.

I reckon it is.

Gosh, where are my manners?

Come on in-- all y'all.

Thank you so much.

Guys...

Well, well, well.

We ain't had genuine visitors here in years.

Huh, no kidding?

Yer timing's great, though.

We got plenty'a hot food ready.

Uh, you just make yerselves at home.

Thank you very much.

Uh, the name's Neville,

and these are my lovely granddaughters,

Juli Ann and Savannah.

Hi. Keith Manning.

My wife, Kathleen.

-Hi. -My daughter, Amy.

And my son, Jeffrey.

Real good to meet y'all.

What brings you all the way out here?

They say Billy sent 'em.

Well, no difference who sent 'em,

uh, they're our guests now.

And right good clean folks they is.

Well, come on in, have a seat.

Oh, no, no. We, uh-- We couldn't interrupt.

Uh, maybe we could just use your telephone?

Phone?

You-- You-- You think that they--

they'd put a phone line all the way out here

just fer us?

We got a cellular phone,

but, uh, Billy's got it with him.

Oh, so you mean you all share one cell phone?

Mm-hmm.

We don't really have a need for two around here, so...

Plus, uh, we don't get much of a signal anyway.

You'd be surprised how much money we save.

So, basically, you're all on the family plan then.

Right.

Well, uh, come on, you--

you been walkin' for a long time.

Oh, yes, it was quite the trek.

Trek?

Y'all from outer space?

Well, yer hardship has ended.

Uh, tomorrow mornin',

Billy'll drive y'all down to the gas pump.

Um, so-- Uh, what-- what are you waiting for?

Come on in, have a seat.

Thank you.

Girls, go get some chairs out of the living room.

Mm. Mm-hmm.

This here we call

spaghetti and meatballs à la Savannah.

Well, it looks absolutely delicious.

Right, kids?

Real delicious.

Well, we can't thank you enough for this.

Savannah done cooked it up.

Well, Savannah's quite the chef.

Mm-hmm!

Mm...

so good.

Takes after her momma.

Only 'cause I have to.

If you ran into Billy,

how come he didn't drive you here?

Savannah, quit interrogatin' the guests.

Oh, no, that's okay.

He, um...

Billy was on foot.

And he and Vern,

they had split up looking for Melior.

Besides, we were almost here by then.

Just up by the fork in the road.

Don't mind Savannah.

She's naturally suspicious and don't like people.

That ain't true.

Do these people look dangerous to you?

Come on, get with the program, girl!

I'm sorry, where'd you folks say yous from?

What's that?

Time to make room for Big Mac.

-Big Mac? -We got guests, honey!

Big Mac's my man.

He usually works odd hours at the mill,

but he's always on time for dinner.

His name's really Mac, but we call him "Big Mac"

'cause he's just so dang big.

Oh, hello.

It is good to meet you, Big Mac.

Yep.

He don't talk much, but he eats like a horse.

Here-- why don't you sit here, honey?

Well, then...

are you folks expecting any more dinner guests?

If y'all wanna leave

a brief message,

I'll holler back at ya, ya hear?

Billy, where you at, boy?

I ain't feelin' too good, man.

I think I need a toilet.

Hang on, I think I see ya.

Evenin', Vern.

You staying the night, or what?

Why, that's exactly what I'm doin', Deputy Dipshit.

You need a lift?

Never in a million years with you.

Are you still sour about that whole thing with the fence?

You know that was just a misunderstanding, right?

Yeah, bullshit.

You never gave us the benefit of the doubt,

and, besides, yer 'bout an hour too late.

Some real nice folks from Los Angeles drove by,

gave Billy a ride.

He'll be back any minute now.

Los Angeles?

Drove a long ways.

That they did.

No sign'a Melior, then?

Suppose that means

you didn't find 'im neither then, huh?

If he doesn't turn up in the morning,

I'll call County, see if they can spare a car.

'Nother set of eyes or two.

Yeah, I'm sure you will.

Wait, what's that about?

Too many grasshoppers.

Too many grasshoppers?

Yeah, okay?

You sure about that lift?

You know, what really occurs to me right now is that...

I could just blow your head off right now.

Nobody would know anything about it.

Suit yerself, Vern.

Suits me fine.

Prick.

Want some chocolate?

Oh, sorry, little feller.

Uh, we-- we don't eat sweets in this house.

Rots your teeth.

Speak for yourself, Pa.

I'll take two, please.

Um, where's your restroom?

Oh, it's, um, down the hallway,

right around the--

Savannah, show our guest our "restroom".

Uh, if the shitter don't flush, don't fret.

Savannah'll take care of it.

Thanks.

I-- I reckon' you folks

will probably wanna leave first thing in the morning?

Most likely, yes.

Uh, not that this isn't...

lovely.

Oh, before you're on your way,

you're welcome to a free haircut.

Excuse me?

Pa, don't embarrass me.

She got a job in town.

Hairdresser.

Finally got her out of the damn house.

I'm just a trainee,

but...

I mean, I'd be happy to give you a cut,

if you'd like.

Yeah, maybe I...

I-- I could use a cut.

You know, just a little off the top.

You okay in there?

I-- I'll be out in a minute.

It flush all right?

Oh. Yeah.

You didn't have to wait for me.

It's no bother.

They really give you the best work around here,

don't they?

Yeah, someone's gotta do it.

They work you to the bone.

What in...?

They're so calloused.

Well, your hands, they's, uh...

so smooth.

Are all city hands like that?

No, not all of them.

-Uh-- -Savannah!

Um...

College, huh?

Bet it's some place fancy.

Uh, yeah...

not really.

Savannah just got accepted

to East Heights Community College.

First in the family.

Congratulations.

Ah, it's...

it's no big deal.

That place accepts anyone who can 'fford the tuition.

It ain't like she's gonna go anyway.

I think it's 'cause she's scared of leavin' home.

Oh, shut up, Juli Ann!

Ugh!

Okay, before we get too carried away,

Pa wants us in the livin' room.

It's, uh, time to work your magic fingers.

It's time for this evenin's entertainment.

They're tired, Pa. Can we just let 'em go to bed?

In due time. But first...

Savannah, would you kindly?

Don't worry, y'all, this will be quick and painless.

That's my Savannah!

Thank y'all very much,

I'm here every day.

Amy used to take piano lessons when she was little.

But she quit.

Here we go.

Now, um, it--

it ain't been slept in in years.

-Huh? -Well, this is perfect.

It ain't much.

Oh, we can make do, we're very adaptable.

Uh-huh.

Quack-quack.

This is great.

All right, uh, I'll leave you to it, then.

Come on, Kathleen.

I know, I just--

-Come on. -Okay. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Just one. Yay.

You can have Billy's room.

If he's not home by now, he's down at the bar.

It's cozy, how Billy likes it.

It can only fit one of you.

- It's cozy. -Mm-hmm, yeah.

Uh...

Jeffrey?

I like it.

-Oh... -Yeah.

...amazing.

Well, sweet dreams. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

I'll try not to.

Mm-hmm.

Fuck you.

Where we gonna put 'er?

Oh, I can make it work on the couch.

Oh, don't be silly.

Your room.

What? Where am I supposed to sleep?

Bed's big enough for the two 'a yous, ain't it?

Then why don't she sleep in yer room?

Oh, I don't think Big Mac would like that very much.

What's the matter anyway?

Yer both girls.

It ain't fair.

What if my boyfriend was here?

What then?

Where is your boyfriend?

Oh, uh...

Savannah don't like men.

I've just about had it

with "Savannah don't like this and Savannah don't like that."

I'll tell you what Savannah don't like--

is bein' insulted

like she ain't standin' right here.

You break my little heart.

Lighten up! Goodnight, girls.

Goodnight.

You know, maybe I'm just a little busy with other things.

Busy.

Right.

Yeah.

You do have a household to run, after all.

Yeah, that.

You can just go right in.

And... I gotta go, uh, tuck Pa in.

Oh, two girls and a sick old man.

Yeah, not to mention

one of the biggest human beings in the state.

Just a bump in the road, Kat. Bump in the road.

-He is twice your size. -Yeah?

And when that poison works its way into his gut,

that big old body of his'll be doubled over.

Did you even see him eat the chocolate?

I didn't see him not eat it.

Something just doesn't feel right, Keith.

You're just upset because one of them plays the piano.

No.

Honey, you think too much.

These people are lowlifes.

Scum.

Look at this place.

Look at the way they live.

I would kill myself.

Do you really think

you're crushing somebody's dreams of Carnegie Hall?

These people don't have dreams. They have no reason to be alive.

If anything...

we're doing them all a favor.

Yes, but there are reasons

that we come all the way out here to do this,

away from civilization.

Exactly.

And we are very, very far from civilization, Kathleen.

Did you bring the gun?

Kathleen...

we've talked about this.

Do you really want to teach your children

the easy way out?

I don't think it's easy to kill.

No matter how you do it.

Holy shit, do you even hear yourself talk?

Ever?

When we get home,

I'm throwing out all those pills.

Oh, and don't think that all this second guessing

hasn't rubbed off on Amy either.

She used to love this.

Fine.

You always know best, right?

Right.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have to go check in on Jeffrey

before he gets any fantastic ideas.

Yeah.

Love you.

It's just one night, Kath. It's just one night.

You must be achin' extra with all that extra commotion.

What is it, Pa?

That city girl...

you know you're just as good as she is.

Mm-hmm.

You can change your mind, you know?

Go to that school.

Juli Ann can clean up my shit.

Yeah, then who's gonna clean up her shit?

I'm fine, Pa.

I know where I belong,

and it, uh, ain't at no community college.

If you say so.

Those, uh, people, Pa.

They seem a little off, don't you think?

Off?

They seem awful nice to me.

Yeah?

Almost too nice, I reckon.

You think they're gonna kill us one by one

and burn down the house?

Yeah, I guess not.

I reckon they's more scared of you than you are of them.

For sure.

All right.

Sleep tight.

Nighty-night.

You decent?

Well, this is...

nice.

Did you kill any yet?

No, Jeffrey.

Look, we just got in the room five minutes ago.

Okay?

Now, listen...

obviously, the situation

has called for a little change in plan.

So, we're gonna be using a strategy

your dad likes to call "Divide and Conquer,"

and then cut them all into little pieces.

Who do I get?

Well, I haven't decided yet.

Can I kill the cook?

Well, your sister is sleeping with her.

Of course.

Maybe she'll try kissin' her instead of killin' her.

Ew, no.

That's not funny.

Who told you to talk like that?

No one.

Your sister is very reliable, Jeffrey,

and that's not something I can say about you yet.

Oh, yeah?

Well, the stupid one ate the chocolate,

and so did her fat boyfriend.

Now, you stay away from him, you hear me?

I will be dealing with Big Mac,

and that is final.

You hear me?

Yeah.

I know you gave them the chocolate.

That was smart thinking.

So, if-- if--

things work out...

maybe...

you can get to kill Juli Ann.

But, for now,

you stay here,

and you wait for Dad's signal, okay?

Gonna be ready to go?

You're definitely my son.

Well, Billy,

I figure either your phone is dead

or you are,

so I'm gonna take my luck on the road.

Be careful, Billy.

Ah, shit.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

I gotta go.

Love you, baby.

Thought you folks didn't have no phone.

Uh, there's not much battery left.

So...

you're a pretty good shot, huh?

Not a lot time for it these days.

Uh, was that your boyfriend?

That was Blair.

I-- I didn't mean to interrupt or nothin'.

Don't be silly.

This is your room.

Right. Um...

Yeah, I was-- I was thinkin', I'm--

I'm gonna sleep out in the livin' room.

Come on, I'm not gonna kick you out of your own bed.

I can sleep on the couch.

It's no big deal.

I get sleep in that bed every night.

I'm kinda tired of it.

Maybe that's 'cause you're usually alone.

Come on...

...it'll be fun.

We can pretend we're college roommates.

College roommates sleep in the same bed?

Sometimes.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

Give me a minute.

-I, uh-- -Juli Ann...

Feels like somethin's burnin' in my guts.

Juli Ann, I need the toilet.

Come on.

Mac, this toilet is occupied!

Savannah?

Do you have any dreams?

Sure.

Um...

Last night, I dreamed

I was makin' supper for Pa and Juli Ann,

and it turned out we didn't have nothin' in the fridge.

No, I mean like ambitions.

Don't you wanna get out of this place?

Haven't thought about it much.

What about you?

I sometimes have dreams about my life.

And they're boring dreams.

Going for a walk, or tidying the house.

Boring shit like that.

But, in them,

I'm far away and none of my family are there.

Like, nobody I'm supposed to love

is ever around.

And I'm the happiest I've ever been.

When I wake up,

I want nothing more than for that to be my life.

Where I can just be a good, normal person.

Kinda like you.

Well...

for what it's worth,

I think you're pretty all right.

You don't know me.

All I know is what I feel.

Are you touchin' my back?

No, it's a spider.

I ain't a fan of creepy crawlers in my bed.

Don't worry, I don't bite.

But what...

what about Blair?

She's not the jealous type.

So, it's okay with yer folks, then?

It's okay with my mom.

My dad doesn't know.

Really?

He can be kind of old-fashioned.

If you can call the Dark Ages old-fashioned.

Well, when are you gonna tell him?

I don't know.

Never?

When the moment's right? Whatever.

Speaking of the right moment...

Country girl's got spunk.

Better watch your step, lil' feller.

Made a hell of a mess.

-I'll show you a mess. -What?

You're gonna be dead meat!

What is that racket?

Don't worry about it.

Mm-mm. But I-- I heard, like, a...

I know.

Here, I have an idea.

You'll love this.

If Pa catches a whiff of that, he'll ring my neck.

You're adorable.

No, no, no. Hey--

Oh, you're bad.

Oh, my god.

Keith?

You fucking idiot.

Jeffrey.

Jeffrey!

Get in here!

You did what?

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Calm down, honey.

Jeffrey, go to your room.

When we get home,

you are gonna be in for

the worst punishment of your life.

But I didn't do anything wrong.

You disobeyed me!

And your mother.

Go.

I'm gonna be in to check on you in one minute,

so you'd better be there.

Hey, hey.

You earned this.

Adjective?

"Proud."

-Get out of here. -Yeah.

Thanks, Dad.

I blame you for this, Keith.

Oh, my god, he...

he could've been killed.

But he wasn't.

Well, you are glad that he did it, aren't you?

Of course not.

He is a child, Keith.

He has got it in his head...

-Oh, my god. -...that he is invincible!

Kathleen, I hate to keep bringing this up,

but maybe if you weren't constantly showing weakness,

he wouldn't feel the need

to take matters into his own hands.

How dare you.

How dare you!

This has nothing to do with me.

You are the one who spoils him!

Keep your voice down.

Kathleen, you cannot keep him

tied to your apron strings forever,

he's gotta grow up at some point.

He is 16!

Hey, give my those.

-Ow. -Give me those!

No! Keith-- Ow!

Kathleen...

These are driving you mad.

Maybe I take them away,

and I get my wife back.

Hmm?

I don't know what's wrong with me.

Kathleen, everything is gonna be okay.

Everything.

Say it.

Everything is going to be okay.

Good.

Now, you know, there is one thing...

Mm-hmm?

...that Jeffrey still hasn't figured out how to do.

And that's how to clean up after himself.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

I-- I'll...

I'll go get it started.

That's good.

Amy, I feel crazy.

Yeah?

Yeah.

What can I say...

it's really good shit.

Yeah.

I swear...

I ain't never been this high.

There might be a couple extra ingredients in there.

Time for the real fun.

I can't do this.

-I'm sorry, I just need-- -Fuck!

...like, a-- a few minutes.

You okay?

Oh, my god, what happened?

You pushed me off the bed.

Where'd that come from?

It's for protection.

Calm down.

Hold this right here for me?

-Mm-hmm. -Okay.

I've gotta go get some dressin'.

Dressing?

Yeah. Reckon you'll need some stitches, too.

Don't worry, I spent two summers helpin' out Doc Methers,

so I'll fix you up real nice.

What's the matter?

Is there anything you can't do?

Jeez.

I'll be right back.

Oh, wait. Hold on.

What?

There's some blood on your sleeve.

Oh.

I didn't notice.

Thank you, honey.

You know...

I fall more in love with you every day.

Now comes the easy part.

God dammit.

Mac!

I need help.

What the--

Fuck!

- Kathleen! - Help!

Please help! Help me!

Hey, honey, this one's yours.

No! No, no, no!

Help, please!

Help me!

Kathleen!

She keeps jumping around.

-Okay? -Oh.

There.

Now no more excuses.

Oh, my god, Kathleen, I promise you,

you won't have to kill the one who plays the piano, okay?

Do it, Mom!

It's your turn now.

Wait, what did we say?

Get back in that room right now,

and stay there until we are through here!

No. Jeffrey.

I want him to see this.

All right. Then, um...

I guess it's time to stop fucking around.

My god.

I forgot how beautiful you are...

...when you're about to kill someone.

Let's finish--

Honey?

Mom!

Keith...

Stay away from the windows!

Mom, please wake up!

Mom, wake up, please.

What the hell's going on?

Mom?

They killed her.

Mom!

Who the fuck did this?

Who did this?

Who did this? Mom!

Tell me!

Amy, she's gone.

I said, she is gone!

That's enough.

Are you happy now?

You and your stupid fucking hobby.

"Hobby"?

This is what we do.

This is who we are!

No, this is different!

These people aren't drifters,

or street trash, okay?

They're a family, just like us!

These people are nothing...

like us.

This is your fault.

You were supposed to kill the cook,

and what happened?

Did you get high, or was it something else?

Shut up!

Guys, stop it!

Now!

Everyone just needs to take a deep breath.

We can't panic now.

I saw her going around the front.

She could've gotten back inside the house.

What if she goes for help?

No.

No, she's not going anywhere without her sister.

We should torch the place now.

We are not going to betray your mother's memory

by letting those pigs survive!

That pig does not live.

Amy, take your brother and get your mother out of here.

Nice and tight!

Why are you doin' this?

Oh, Juli Ann.

Call for your sister.

No.

"No."

Say her name.

No!

Now we play the waiting game.

I am starting to lose my patience.

Does your sister even love you?

Maybe...

you're not screaming...

loud enough.

You'll never find Savannah.

She's way too smart.

Oh?

Well, I got bad news for you.

No, don't, don't.

Smart...

has nothing...

to do with it.

Let's see if that works.

Hello? Can you hear me?

They're in the house. Pa's already dead.

There's a fuckin' crazy family.

Hello?

Chesney, it's after 10:30,

so this better be a goddamned emergency.

Uh, yes, sir.

Dispatch just got a suspicious call

and it came from a 213 area code.

That's Los Angeles.

And?

Well, I-- I was thinkin'...

Vern mentioned

that Bill hitched a ride back to his place

with some folks from Los Angeles earlier tonight.

Get to the point, kid.

Well, I thought

maybe we should drive by the Cleary place.

Make sure everything's, you know, kosher.

How far away are you?

Uh...

45 minutes,

I'm starin' at my driveway,

a warm bath,

and a nightcap.

And you don't think it can wait till morning?

Right.

But, but, but, I was just thinking,

with Melior gone missin',

and with all these--

I won't be the one

to stop you from going with your gut, Deputy.

-Yes, sir. -Yeah.

All right, you're a deputy.

You're a goddamned deputy.

All right...

Savannah's made it to town by now.

The cops will be comin'.

I love your accent.

Honestly, I do.

But I think you're wrong.

I think she's still here.

She's definitely here.

Call it an...

instinct.

Now hear this, bitch!

You've got 30 seconds

before I start cutting up little sister here!

Thirty seconds!

I told you, she's long gone.

Fifteen!

Savannah?

Uh-oh.

Savannah, no!

I told them you was smart!

What, you think you're gonna hurt him?

I killed yer wife

and I ain't got no problem killin' him too.

Let her go.

No. No, no, no, no. See, this is not a negotiation.

Savannah, please, just go.

Don't touch her.

Dad?

It's two against one.

So, you do the math.

Savannah, drop it.

Savannah, drop it! Okay?

He's really gonna kill her.

He'll kill her.

He's gonna do it.

You don't want this.

You weren't gonna let her kill me, right, Dad?

Oh, shut the fuck up, Jeffrey. You're so dramatic.

Go get the gasoline.

Sorry.

I don't want this for you.

Kids, am I right?

They're kinda the worst.

She's in trouble now.

Please.

She's my baby sister.

You just fucked with the wrong family.

Please, just let her go.

I'll do anything. Please.

Of course you are.

You're gonna give me a haircut.

Just a little off the top.

Just let Savannah go.

Okay, so we let her go.

Now what?

I don't care.

Kill me, I don't care.

Oh, so stoic.

Just throw yourself on the fire for your sister.

This is a good sister that you have here.

-Please. -You're one of the good ones.

You know,

I've never seen him quite like this before.

I think he might be going crazy.

Okay!

I hope you all are very hungry.

Smell familiar?

Leave her alone.

No guess?

No?

Let me give you a hint.

Don't you go anywhere.

Yep, crazy.

Mac.

Yes! She can read.

Give her a hand.

Now, I know exactly what you're thinking.

"Did he use too much salt?"

Oh...

Mm.

No, this is perfect.

Yer cannibals?

Very perceptive.

And tonight...

so are you.

Hi.

Oh, my god, no.

Stop it, she didn't do nothin'!

You know, you're absolutely right.

Open.

If you don't swallow the whole piece,

I'm gonna take her thumb.

Open.

They're not gonna eat.

Let's just fucking kill them

so we can torch this place already.

Would you please shut up!

You sound exactly like your mother.

You know what?

Let's just make sure

we're all on the same page here, huh?

Stop!

Yeah, I think it's time for a little finger food.

No, no, no, wait. Wait!

Or is that thumb food?

You know, fingers aren't really my thing,

but there is something about a nice, juicy thumb.

You monster!

All y'all are monsters!

Well, I'm not fucking around, that's for sure.

Eat.

I ain't eatin' it. Yer gonna kill us both anyway.

Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

I think I've got this all backwards.

She should be eating.

And you...

the little pianist...

now, I wonder,

which fingers are most important for piano playing?

Or-- Or-- follow me--

for, say, working a bow and arrow?

I got it.

They're all pretty important.

I'm sure yer daughter knows

all about the importance of fingers.

Ain't that right?

Try not to talk

unless you have something important to say.

Okay.

Yer daughter had sex with me.

That's ridiculous.

You're a woman.

I know.

Yer little angel is a lesbian.

What makes you think I care?

I don't have to think.

She told me everything.

She's lying!

If I'm lyin', then how come I know about Blair?

Blair is your boyfriend.

Oh, he's her friend, but he ain't no boy.

Don't fucking listen to her, Dad.

She's trying to get inside your head.

Let's just stay focused

so we can fucking get this over with!

That's why we never met Blair.

I thought you were embarrassed of us.

All those Playboys disappearing from under my bed.

Those posters of Taylor Swift and Evan Rachel Wood.

That's all normal!

She's a druggie, too.

She laces her joints with god knows what.

I still can't see straight.

I can't believe I didn't fucking kill you.

You are an addict and a lesbian?

You can't be addicted to pot!

Oh, you bet your ass you can.

First, it's sleeping with women,

then it's drugs.

Before you know it, you're living in San Francisco

and knitting sweaters for a fucking farmers' market!

Congratulations!

You're letting them win!

No, no, no, no.

You disrespected me,

and you disrespected your mother.

Mom knew.

And she supported me.

Oh, supported you?

With what?

Scoring illicit drugs to lace into your joints,

which are still illegal in the places that count.

She supported my sexuality, you fucking prick.

She would never.

You filthy little liar.

How could you do something so vile, and--

and disgusting, and...

unnatural?

I'd rather eat pussy than people!

Dammit!

Oh! Oh!

You bitch!

Oh, my god. Oh...

Not bad, sweetheart.

Not bad at all.

But I bet yours taste even sweeter.

That's checkmate, "Glasses."

-Dad? -Shoot him!

Run, Savannah! Get out of here!

Get away from me, you little fucker!

Shh...

I'm going to kill you, you fucking bitch!

Where's your new glasses, huh?

What did you do, huh?

What did you do?

Die, you hick fuck.

A little off the top, right?

Oh, shit.

Is it over?

You shoulda never let those people in the house

to begin with.

Probably not, but...

that's who we are, ain't it?

Door stays open.

I'm sorry for teasin' you so much.

About what?

You know...

about likin' boys.

I don't like boys.

I know.

And I don't care.

No!

Time to face the music, bitch!

I am so...

over you!

I'm gonna make this slow.

Run now.

Run!

Hey, it's okay.

It's all right.

Easy. Easy, it's okay.

It's okay.

All right, let's...

let's get you out of here, okay?

Let's get you out of here, all right?

Come on.

Come on.

It's okay. It's okay.

There's somethin' awful in this house.

Looks like these city folks took one hell of a wrong turn.

Clearys ain't never been known to be, uh, violent.

Solitary,

weird maybe,

but not...

not this.

Being out here does some strange things to you.

The girl's cut up real bad.

I think she might have some broken ribs.

I'll see ya soon.

Hey.

EMT's 30 minutes out. All right?

Just...

Just hold on.

Thanks, Janice.

What are you doing for the weekend?

Highs of 28

and sunshine throughout the area.

Currently, we have clear skies,

and the warm front moving in from the northeast.

Westerly winds are approximately 40 kilometres,

turning into 20-- oh, let's say 40--

so they're back to 20 kilometres by morning.

The long-range forecast for next week is looking good--

with sunny skies,

but we may have a mix of sun and cloud...

Ain't that somethin'.