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how great do these new lamps look?
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They're fantastic.
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They are classy yet casual.
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Like the kennedys
playing touch football.
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Seriously,I love them!
Don't you love them?
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Honey,I gotta level with you.
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This is as excited I get
about anything i can't eat.
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You know what I think?I
think they really,
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finally pulled together our beach theme.
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Uh-huh. And...
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what else in here says "beach" to you?
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Uh...this starfish.
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Quick,somebody braid my
hair,'cause I'm in jamaica.
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Come on! Let's fire up these bad boys.
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All right. Ahh.
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Ok.
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Ahh!
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Well.That is quite lovely.
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- Mine doesn't work.
- What?
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Maybe it's the bulb.
Switch bulbs with me.
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Ok.
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All right.
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- Ok.
- This is gonna do it.
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- Milady's bulb.
- Oh,thank you very much,kind sir.
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All right.
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There we go.
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It's even brighter than before,huh?
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You must've had a 100-watter in there.
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That's nice.
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You should geta 100-watter.
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You know,when--when
yours works.
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What are you doing?
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Reading.
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Under my new light.
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We've got to get this fixed.
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Yeah,we do.
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Proudly Presents
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Til Death
Season 2 Episode 7
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Til death is filmed in front
of a live studio audience.
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- Hey,babe.
- Hey.
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- What are you watching?
- It's part 4 of a&e's history of the blimp.
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I tivo'd it.
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Hey,you want to see it?
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Yeah,you know,I'm gonna
wait and watch it in hell.
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Hey,you know,um,
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it's been,like,a week.
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We really should get my lamp fixed.
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Yeah,we should.
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Yeah,we should.
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You realize,of course,
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that it's just a random coincidence
that I got the broken one,right?
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Oh,yeah. The chips
did not fall your way.
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I mean,we got 2 lamps,one
works,one doesn'T.
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It's crazy.Lamps,huh?
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Am I right?
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So we get
his-and-hers lamps,
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and because mine is
broken,it is my problem?
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It's not your problem,but...
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"hers" is broken.
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- Uh...excme?
- Hers is broken.
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And his is lit up
like a firework display
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on the fourth of ju-ly!
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I-I-it would be nice if you
just showed a little concern,
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because if it was your
lamp that was broken,
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we'd be running back to the
store to fix it right now.
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Oh,now,that is not true.
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The only reason why we
haven't gotten it fixed
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is because we're very busy and
it's hard to get things done.
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Listen,honey,I am on your team.
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I mean,I want you to
have light,you know?
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There's no joy without light,
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and there's no light without joy.
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You know,I never want you to die,
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but when you do,I'm putting
that on your headstone.
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Ok,how about this?
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Until we fix it,
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you give me your lamp.
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Yeah,that's not gonna happen.
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- Y not?
- Well,because I read books in bed
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and you read magazines.
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Ok,first of all,I read books.
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- No,you don'T.
- Yes,I do!
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I read--I
read the,um...
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the one where,uh,
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tom cruise is the lawyer.
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- The firm?
- Yes. Yeah.
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Ok. You do realize that tom
cruise wasn't in the book?
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My point is,I can read whatever I want,
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and I should have light to read it.
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Yes,of course you should,
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and I would like to help you.
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It's just we don't have the time.
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And--and I hate
that we don'T.
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I mean,our priorities
are all out of whack.
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Damn it! When did we get like this?
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Ok,I gotta go.
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Hey,did you guys see
that blimp special last--
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buh-buh-buh-buh!I'm
tivoing it.
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Let me ask you guys something.
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Joy and I,we got these
new lamps for the bedroom.
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It turns out mine
works and joy's doesn'T.
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And she keeps saying how
we have to get 'em fixed.
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So what do you think?
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My wife's nightstand--is
it really my responsibility?
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I say her side of the
bed is her problem.
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It's like cuba.You go over
there for sex and cigars.
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Well,maybe joy just wants
to feel like you care.
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I do care.Kind of like I
care about global warming.
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I mean,it's a real shame,but quite
frankly,it's al gore's headache.
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The thing is,the ladies like to believe
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that you're a team against the world.
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And that's what marriage is all about.
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I mean,we don't like that
we go to bed at the same time
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as our wives every night
even though we're not tired,
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but we do it,right?
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I mean,it's the cost of doing business.
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I'm sorry.
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Diyou say thatou and your wife go
to bed at the same time evnight?
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Yeah.
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Everyone does that,right?
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No.
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That--that's
not a thing?
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That's a thing that you
shouldn't tell other guys.
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How--how long you
been doin' this?
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Our whole
relationship.10:30--lights out.
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Like...prison?
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I set the alarm!
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You got 5 seconds before the
hallway motion detectors get ya!
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Quick!
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Yay! That was fun.
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So,uh,I was talking to the guys at work,
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and I was telling them about how we
always go to bed together at the same time,
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and they were asking why we do that.
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Because we love each other.
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Agreed.
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Agreed. So much love.Um...
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just,uh,it just turns out
that none of them do it.
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So...
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guess I'm just pointing out
something i learned today,
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which is that not all grown men have...
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a bedtime.
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Are you saying you don't
want to go to bed with me?
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No! No,no,no. No!
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I'm just saying that
it's not a thing,you know?
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And I guess it would be nice
if I had the option to,you know,
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stay up,hang out.
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And do what?
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I don't know.
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Whatever the hell I want?
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Adorable.
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You got 5 minutes.
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What did you do,woman?
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Nothing.
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My lamp just...
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seems to be working now.
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Why? What's up with yours?
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Well...in a strange twist of events,
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mine seems to be not working.
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Huh.
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Don't "huh" me,joy joy.
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You switched the lamps.
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I did not!
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It's just a freaky coincidence.
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I mean,there's 2 lamps,one
works,one doesn'T.
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Crazy. Lamps,huh?Am i right
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and let's just see,now
that you have a broken lamp,
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how fast you run right out to fix it.
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You think you're pretty smart,huh?
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I'm all right,yeah.
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Well,you haven't proven anything,
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because I don't have
the time to fix your lamp
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and I don't have the time to fix mine.
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Ok.
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I'm very busy.
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Guess you'reon be in
the dark for a then.
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Guess I will.
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I'm a nice person.
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so she switched your lamps.
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Yeah.
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I know it,and she knows it.
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But I can't say anything.
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It's like a chess match,and
she's one move ahead of me.
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She's clever that way.
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Like those dinosaurs in jurassic park.
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The ones who learn.
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Ok,well,I have an idea.
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Now,this might sound
crazy,but hear me out.
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Be a human being and get
your wife's lamp fixed.
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What,are you nuts?
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He thinks I should get
the wife's lamp fixed.
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Carl,I'm eating ramen.Take
this one for me,will you?
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Happy to.
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He's on record as being too busy.
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If he's suddenly running
to the repair shop,
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then it proves to joy that he's the ass
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who was only willing
to fix his own lamp.
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But he is an ass.
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But nobody's saying it out loud.
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This--this
is insane.
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Marriage isn't like a chess match
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where you have to
outmaneuver your opponent.Ok?
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It's about compromise and
a healthy give and take.
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Yeah,it's all very healthy.
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How's your bedtime going?
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All right,so,paint
the picture for us,ok?
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It's bedtime.
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You've had your bubblebath,
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you've powdered your area...
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you're not tired,but
you're trapped in bed.
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So what do you do?You just
lie there and watch tv?
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Oh,my god!
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You're not allowed to watch tv,are you?
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No,no,it's just that the
flicker bothers steph.
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But I have a radio with
a tv band and headphones,
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so I can listen to as much tv as I want.
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How good is caroline in the
city on a transistor radio?
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It's funny.
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The secret to our ham is the sweet honey
glaze for a tender,soft treat every time.
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Add some crisp lettuce and sharp cheddar
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and wash it all down
with an icy-cold root bt.
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I'm so very hungry.
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What's going on?!Is
someone trying to break in?
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No,no.No,no.I was trying to break out!
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- Why?
- I want ham!
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But we were sleeping.
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No.No,steph.You were sleeping.
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I was very much awake.
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But I can't move because I'm
in a 300 thread count prison!
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That's the alarm company.
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What is going on with you?
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Is going on with me is you
are not my bedtime sheriff.
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Hello?Yeah,it's a false alarm.
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See,I am a man,damn it!
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Password is "hot chocolate."
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I guess I didn't know how
strongly you felt about this.
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Well,I do.
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I'm really sorry.
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I don't know why this
is so important to me.
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I mean,maybe it's because my
mom and my third stepdad yoshi...
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you know,the sushi chef.
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They had this great
relationship at first.
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Then they just started drifting apart.
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First they didn't go to bed together.
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Then they didn't eat together.
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They...
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went on different vacations,and
eventually it was just over.
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The day he left,he kissed
me on the forehead...
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made me an eel and avocado roll...
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and then I never saw him again.
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Hey.Hey,honey,that'S...
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that's not gonna happen
to us,because I love you.
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I love you,too.
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You know what?This is crazy.
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If you want a sandwich,go
get a sandwich.
256
00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:04,800
- Oh,thank you!
- You got 5 minutes.
257
00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:27,640
I shouldn't have to fix your lamp.
258
00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,340
I'm sorry,what was that?
259
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,860
I said I shouldn't
have to fix your lamp.
260
00:15:33,990 --> 00:15:36,780
I thought that you were
too busy to fix my lamp.
261
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:40,050
Ok,you want to know the truth?
262
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I wasn't too busy.
263
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I could have spent hours,could
have spent days fixing your lamp.
264
00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:49,940
But I simply chose not to.
265
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:53,650
Because I didn't care that
you didn't have any light.
266
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:57,380
And why didn't I care?
267
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Because it didn't affect me.
268
00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:05,610
And there it is.
269
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:07,400
I know.I know.
270
00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:11,430
It's taboo to say this,and
we're supposed to be a team.
271
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,540
But you get to a certain
point,even in a marriage,
272
00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:18,760
where you cross a line,and
it's every man for himself.
273
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:20,360
Well,it is good to know how you feel.
274
00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:22,710
You know what?it good to know.
275
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,610
I feel liberated.
276
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,420
Fine.
277
00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:30,220
I can only tell you that if it was
your lamp that had been the broken one,
278
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:34,230
my first move would have been to go
right back to the store and get it fixed,
279
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,750
because I believe there is
no line when you love someone.
280
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:43,830
And I believe that love works in a
very different,more self-involved way.
281
00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:48,860
Thanr clarifying that.
282
00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:50,350
You're very welcome.
283
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,820
And I'm gonna go watch
my blimp special now.
284
00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:08,450
What happened to my blimp special?!
285
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:09,880
Uh...I don't know.
286
00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:11,410
Maybe it got deleted?
287
00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:13,040
It couldn't have gotten deleted.
288
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,370
I told tivo to save it.
289
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,940
I checked the setting 10 times.
290
00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:20,150
I love that show.
291
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:25,060
And that was a whole hour on count
ferdinand von zeppelin,hot-air bon vivant.
292
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,920
Did you do something...
293
00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:37,310
to my blimp special,joy?
294
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,630
I don't know.No.
295
00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:42,610
What did you do to my blimp special?
296
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,920
Ok,you know what?
297
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:49,640
I deleted it because i needed
to make room for something else.
298
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:54,540
If you say it was rachael ray,I'm
burning this house to the ground.
299
00:17:55,810 --> 00:17:58,610
Her turkey chili is in
your belly right now.
300
00:17:58,730 --> 00:18:00,720
I can't believe this.
301
00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:02,600
A minute ago you were lecturing me
302
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,220
and you're as bad as I am.
303
00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:07,360
How could you delete my blimp special?
304
00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:08,880
You know why I did it?I'll tell you why.
305
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,680
Because blimps are stupid!
306
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:14,530
Let's put an aircraft
in the sky the size of a
307
00:18:14,650 --> 00:18:16,920
whale that carries two people,
308
00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:19,820
one of whom is the driver!
309
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:23,110
Take it back.Blimps are enchanting.
310
00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:25,260
I will not take it back.
311
00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:27,380
Every man for himself!That's
what you said,right?
312
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,060
See?Hurts,doesn't it?
313
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:30,530
Well,you know what's gonna hurt?
314
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:32,550
How about this for
every man for himself?
315
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:36,930
You know that smell you've been smelling
in your car for the last 6 weeks?
316
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:39,620
Well,it's part of an old hotog.
317
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,680
I saw it on the floor
318
00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,680
and I just didn't
feel like bending down,
319
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,970
so I kicked it under the seat!
320
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,620
Really?
321
00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:54,180
Well,you know how you leave all your
dirty underwear all over the floor?
322
00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:56,590
Well,sometimes i pick
it up and I fold it
323
00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:57,750
and I put it right back in the drawer
324
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,060
'cause I don't feel like washing it!
325
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:02,480
I've been doing that for years!
326
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,770
Oh,yeah?
327
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:09,390
Well,I lie and I vio store doesn't
have that stupid little girnt
328
00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:11,270
so we can get mine.
329
00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:13,560
They do have the devil wears prada.
330
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:17,240
There's a whole wall of
the devil wears prada!
331
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:18,990
Yeah?
332
00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:21,180
Well,I glance at the caller I.D.
333
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,100
And I conveniently just
miss all your mother's calls.
334
00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:26,250
Oh,yeah?Well,I do that for your mom,
335
00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:29,370
your dad,and sometimes you.
336
00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:36,060
Well,you're doing it in dirty underwear!
337
00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:38,440
Ok.
338
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,580
You know that pizza we ordered
339
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:41,690
that you swore came with crazy bread?
340
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,560
It did.It did come with crazy bread.
341
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,740
And I ate it outside,all by myself.
342
00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:50,080
And then I licked out the extra sauce,
343
00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,800
and I took that box
and I buried it deep,
344
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:56,190
deep into the garbage
can,so you wouldn't know.
345
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,540
Crazy bread!
346
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:08,200
Sounds weird when you say it out loud.
347
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,360
Wow.
348
00:20:13,090 --> 00:20:14,460
Yeah.
349
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,210
Wow.
350
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,180
This is crazy.
351
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,380
Let me be the first to say that...
352
00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:27,330
I'm sorry.
353
00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:28,870
We are a team.
354
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,400
We should be a team.
355
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,450
I know.We need to be a team.
356
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,440
Yes.We do.
357
00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:35,320
And we're gonna do it.
358
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,910
We're gonna be nice to each other,
359
00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:39,070
and we're gonna look out for each other.
360
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,070
Thank you for saying that.
361
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,430
I love you.
362
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,040
I love you,too.
363
00:20:46,630 --> 00:20:48,390
Silly.
364
00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:57,900
And we should get this lamp
fixed first thing tomorrow.
365
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,980
Mm,yeah,we should.
366
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,500
****
367
00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:29,150
yeah,****
368
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:33,110
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00:21:35,450 --> 00:21:37,050
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