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I-It can't be as nice on the
inside as it is on the outside.
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No, no. There is something
wrong with this house,
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- even though it does seem very...
- ... very pretty.
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- It's very pretty.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah. Yeah, there's something wrong.
- Yeah.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Oh, my God. It's beautiful! Oh, wow!
- Mm-hmm.
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One bathroom...
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- There's one bathroom downstairs.
- Okay. It's gorgeous.
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- One bathroom downstairs.
- Oh, love the ceiling. Pocket doors.
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- There is a second bathroom.
- Okay!
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There is a third
bathroom off the primary!
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- That's great! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- Yes! Yay! Yeah! Yes! Yes!
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- Aw.
- Oh, my God.
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Just tell us what's wrong
with it, Diane. Please.
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- Yeah.
- Absolutely nothing. It is perfect.
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We are legally obligated to tell you
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that last year there was
a triple homicide on site,
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but, I mean, the school district.
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- Sold.
- We'll take it.
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Great. I am so happy for you two.
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Just don't Google the O'Connells.
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Oh.
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Yo, Omar, I need you
to sterilize tank two.
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Oh, that's not gonna happen, big boy.
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Hilarious. Go sterilize tank two.
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No. 'Cause I'm the brewmaster now, fool.
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The fuck you just say?
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I said, "No, 'cause I'm
the brewmaster now, fool."
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I'm very sorry. They
made me the brewmaster.
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Why does Omar think he's the brewmaster?
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Omar is the brewmaster.
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- Right.
- What are you talking about?
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We have majority stake in the bar,
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so we decided to make
Omar the brewmaster.
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Are you trying to get me to sell
my shares by making me eat shit?
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- Yeah, kinda.
- Yes, dude.
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It is not gonna work, okay? You
have no idea how much shit I can eat.
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Okay, let's do this.
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You want me to, uh, unload
the truck, uh, then, or...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Before we get to that...
- Yeah.
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... I have a couple of questions
that I would love to ask.
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Oh, you're gonna interview
me? Perfect. Let's do this.
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- Um, why do you want this position?
- I don't.
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Here's one. How do you brewmaster?
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First thing the wedding
planner asks me is,
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"How many bridesmaids?"
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- Oh.
- I am in my 40s.
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I am too old for bridesmaids.
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You should use the wedding
planner that Charlie and I had.
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- Oh. She was wonderful.
- Oh.
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Very chill. Yeah. Let
me get you her website.
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Oh, God. She's dead.
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- Wow, "Natural causes."
- Oh, very chill. Like, literally chill.
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- God, we're so old. Ugh, depressing.
- Jesus.
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Why don't you start with
just a Pinterest board?
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- You know, with all your ideas.
- Oh, my God. That sounds so boring.
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Why don't you plan it?
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- You're so good at that stuff.
- Oh.
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- I can't. I can't.
- Yes!
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- I got too much going on with the house.
- Oh, my God.
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I cannot wait to see your murder house.
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Yeah, so we're trying to,
like, you know, let that go.
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Just with the kids. So,
just don't say it ever again.
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Sure. Sure.
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Are you inviting Will
to the housewarming?
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Uh, we're inviting our new
neighbors and Charlie's work friends.
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And it's people from
different worlds and,
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you know, when Will and I get together,
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we just, like, get carried
away and act like idiots.
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- Back to your new house.
- Mm-hmm.
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Have you seen any ghosts or
experienced a poltergeist?
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No. No.
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Not yet. Not yet.
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- How many people died here?
- I don't know. Like, three or four.
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So, I got two wedding theme ideas,
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but I think we can bring 'em together.
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I'm not planning your wedding, so...
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Relax. I didn't say you
were gonna plan my wedding.
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But I know you're good at this shit.
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- Okay.
- Just riff some themes with me.
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Besides, I love my
baby. Baby, I love you.
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- She's got no fucking vision.
- I got no vision.
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- She just wants shit to be cute.
- I do want it to be cute.
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- See what I'm fucking dealing with?
- Okay. All right. Well, riff. Let's go.
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Okay, cool, cool. So the first
one is "Once Upon a Wedding,"
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and the second one is
"Two Minutes to Midnight."
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Uh, yeah. Is that... Is
that, like, a Western?
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No, they're just themes. What...
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- What are you not understanding?
- Okay.
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- We'll workshop it. We've got time.
- Okay.
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- I'll think about it.
- We'll talk about it.
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- I'm sorry.
- I get it.
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- Hey. Hi.
- Hi.
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- This neighborhood really does it for me.
- How do you think it's going?
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- It's good, yeah.
- Good? Yeah.
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Look. You know, we're two
blocks from Gemma's house.
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So we don't have to give
rides to Frances anymore.
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- They can just hang out all the time.
- And do whatever that is they're doing.
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- Mmm.
- Yeah.
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- Simon's got a girlfriend. Aw.
- Aw.
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That's Diane's daughter.
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You can tell because
she's dressed in cream too.
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In cr... Oh, why do
they do that? It's weird.
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And Maeve. Even Maeve's got a friend.
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- I wanna swing.
- But you've been swinging this whole time.
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- Yeah. Yeah. She's a bully.
- That kid's kind of an asshole.
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She definitely bums me out.
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- Oh, hey.
- Buddy!
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- Oh, look at you. What a vision in floral.
- Hey!
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- Hello!
- Yo.
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- Hi, mate. Hello.
- Good to see you.
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- Hey. Thank you for swinging by.
- Hey. Hey, what's happening?
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- Thanks for having me. Here you go.
- Oh, look at that.
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There are beers in the cooler.
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- Great.
- And, uh, wine and cheese, and...
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- Charlie, everything is burning.
- Oh, why didn't you do anything?
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- It's not my party.
- Oh, come on.
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I'm sorry that I dragged you
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into all of that bullshit with Charlie.
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- Oh... it's fine.
- I apologize.
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It happens. It's cool.
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- How's... How's everything going with that?
- It's good. It's good. Yeah.
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- Great.
- Hmm.
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- How are you?
- Me?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, I'm fixed.
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- Great. Nice.
- Got the house.
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You know the old saying,
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"You buy a thing, all
your problems go away."
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Well, uh, I'll go
break the ice with Andy.
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- Uh, good to see you.
- Thanks for coming.
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- Yep. Thanks for having me.
- Yeah.
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So the gunman made his way
into the kitchen window there.
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Went straight to the dining
room, execution-style.
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- And then he went upstairs to the bedroom.
- Oh. Where was he taken out?
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What is execution?
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Dessert. Everybody, dessert.
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I'll tell you later.
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I thought it was pepper!
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What's wrong?
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Are you o...
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I know. And that's how I...
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Well, that's good.
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- Hey, are you guys all right?
- What happened?
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- He told me to pull it.
- No, I didn't.
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That is a tomorrow job.
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If I can get on this roof,
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I can pull this whole thing
up and plug it back in.
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You do not have to do
that, Will, honestly.
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I can do it.
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Simon, you wanna help
me climb up on the roof?
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- No, no, no.
- It'll be fun.
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- No, absolutely not.
- Do you wanna help me?
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- All right.
- All right. Watch the bulbs.
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And...
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Hey!
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- All right.
- Hey, where are you going?
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I got, like, two or three minutes
before somebody calls my name.
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Oh, yeah. You wanna
rage for 180 seconds?
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- I would love to.
- 190 seconds?
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Let's do it.
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What-What's going on? What's
happening with the bar?
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The bar is, uh, harrowing at the moment.
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I'm working under Omar, which
has been character-building.
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It is fucked up, honestly.
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He makes these, like, insane beers.
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They all have, like, a hook to them.
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- A hook? What do you mean?
- Yeah, like, uh,
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- Cinnamon Toast stout.
- Oh, dear.
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- Like, Count Chocula IPA. Shit like that.
- Oh, that sounds good?
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No. I mean, it's gross.
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You'd probably like it though.
It's very sweet and sugary.
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You'll never guess who I actually
got a job offer from the other day.
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Who?
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- Jonathan Revolution. Yeah.
- Come on.
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Johnny Rev offered me to head up
their beer and spirits division.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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You had a physical altercation with him.
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He must fight a lot of motherfuckers,
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'cause it did not seem to
negatively impact his view of me.
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I-It's insane.
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I'm not taking the job,
for the record, but...
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- Vroom, vroom.
- Vroom, vroom is right.
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Whoa. Did you see something?
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Uh, if I'm being honest,
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I'm kinda afraid to say what I just saw.
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Was that, like, an army helicopter,
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- or a drone or something?
- No.
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Army helicopters and drones
do not move like that.
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Was it something from Caltech?
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That was a fucking UFO.
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- Come on. No, it wasn't. Was it?
- We just saw a UFO.
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That was a UF...
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- What? Come on!
- We just saw a UFO.
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We totally did. Is-Is there
a meteor shower tonight?
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I give you the impression
that I follow meteor showers?
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- No.
- No.
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I really think that was a fucking UFO.
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Why are you taking it out? It's
already blasted off into hyperspace.
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This is like...
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How are these words coming
out of my mouth? I...
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- That was a fucking UFO.
- Oh, my God. We saw a UFO.
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- We saw a fucking UFO.
- What else could it be?
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That... We just saw a
UFO. That was fully a UFO.
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- I never thought I would see a UFO.
- I never thought I'd see one either.
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- I never even think about UFOs.
- I didn't think they were real things!
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We just saw a UFO.
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- I can't believe it.
- We did.
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What are you talking about?
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- We saw a UFO!
- I am talking about the UFO
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that was just above our house
two minutes ago, right up there.
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- Oh, my God.
- Did you see it?
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No, I don't believe in aliens.
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- What?
- Right. UFOs don't exist.
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And even if they did, who cares?
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- Who cares? Who cares?
- Oh, my God.
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Wait, are we under a flight path here?
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You're telling me no one
here saw this fucking UFO?
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- No, I don't think so.
- What?
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Not to rain on your
parade, but the likelihood
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that alien life exists in this universe,
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let alone is capable of traveling
to earth, is infinitesimal.
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Uh, for starters, like,
faster-than-light travel
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is essentially impossible.
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- Says who?
- Says science.
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- Fuck science.
- "Science."
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Science doesn't know shit.
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- This is beyond science.
- "Science."
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Okay. Let's try and be
level-headed and not,
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you know, jump to conclusions.
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00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,184
There's no conclusion. This is real.
235
00:10:20,185 --> 00:10:22,331
The government is trying to cover it up.
236
00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:25,709
- It's a conspiracy. You know what I mean?
- I work for the city of Altadena
237
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:29,046
and I've never seen any
evidence of conspiracies.
238
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,450
Oh, you think they're telling the city
239
00:10:30,451 --> 00:10:32,300
of Alta-fucking-dena about this shit?
240
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,800
- Okay, well...
- Hell no.
241
00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:36,637
- He doesn't mean that. Okay.
- This is way above Altadena's pay grade.
242
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,264
A lot of people like to
fly kites at Beeman Park.
243
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,183
Maybe it was just a kite that got away.
244
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:44,186
With all due respect, Diane,
I'm not a fucking moron
245
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,605
who doesn't know the difference
between a kite and a spaceship.
246
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,732
Here's what we need to do. We
need to designate two people
247
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,317
to get back on this
roof and keep an eye out,
248
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,860
- in case it does another pass.
- Okay.
249
00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,863
I will go first. Who's with me?
Let's go. Polo, pink Polo? Let's go.
250
00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:56,698
Okay. Well, you know,
well, i-it-it-it...
251
00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:59,159
I'm scared of aliens.
252
00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:01,328
You should be. It undoes
everything we know...
253
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,746
- Okay.
- ... and that's scary.
254
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,165
- Okay. Okay.
- It's fine, sweetie. Don't worry about it.
255
00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:07,292
Yeah. She's a child. As a
child, you gotta learn this shit.
256
00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:10,128
We might just duck out, since
it's getting close to bedtime.
257
00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:13,006
No, no. Please, please, don't
go. Don't go. Maybe it was a kite.
258
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,383
- What? No.
- Well, maybe.
259
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,954
We don't know. You saw it before I did.
260
00:11:15,955 --> 00:11:17,553
I was mostly just
looking at it with you.
261
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:18,800
I mean, we don't... You know,
262
00:11:18,801 --> 00:11:20,514
the idea of a UFO is cool. It's like...
263
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:23,103
"UAP, unidentified aerial phenomenon."
264
00:11:23,104 --> 00:11:24,685
These things are all over TikTok.
265
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,103
- Yeah, it is.
- See?
266
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,439
Okay. All right. Frances, enough.
L-Let's just... Let's-Let's move on.
267
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,900
- Yeah.
- Hey, honey, have you had any dessert?
268
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:34,778
'Cause I've got some really nice
fruit ice pops you might like.
269
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,154
Yeah? Okay.
270
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,243
You-You saw that shit too.
271
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,619
Please, Will.
272
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,955
There's families here and
little kids. Our new neighbors.
273
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,915
- I'm sorry. This is not the time.
- You throw me under the bus
274
00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:48,125
and make me seem like a lunatic?
275
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,044
- That's your solution here?
- No, I'm asking you to just read the room.
276
00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,255
It's a backyard barbecue,
not an X-Files convention.
277
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:56,175
- We saw a UFO!
- Please don't cause a scene.
278
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,510
I'm not causing a scene!
The UFO's causing a scene!
279
00:11:58,594 --> 00:11:59,887
What are you talk... Just drop it!
280
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,930
I can't drop it. How do you drop it?
281
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,339
For all I know, while we're arguing
282
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:04,391
there's three more of them up there,
283
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,476
trying to impart some
wisdom about the environment
284
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,853
or nuclear power, or something.
285
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,647
And all you care about is your stupid,
fucking bullshit suburban party!
286
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,191
Fuck you. You need to grow up.
287
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,187
You think you're better than me
288
00:12:13,188 --> 00:12:15,444
'cause you've got these
fucking cookie platters?
289
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,863
- We're the same. At least I can admit it.
- No. That is not true.
290
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,574
You're pathetic and you're stuck,
and you're trying to pull me under.
291
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,070
You think a few thousand square feet
292
00:12:23,071 --> 00:12:25,495
is gonna fix your
problems? You're insane.
293
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,706
- Fuck you! You don't know me.
- Oh, I know you.
294
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:31,210
You are a miserable stay-at-home
mom who hangs out with me
295
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,545
- to escape your boring life.
- Well, you know who you are?
296
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,428
You're an aging, pretentious hipster
297
00:12:35,429 --> 00:12:36,798
who's bleaching their problems away.
298
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:39,259
- You said you liked it!
- Because I felt sorry for you!
299
00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,473
- I never wanna see you again.
- That can be arranged.
300
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,728
Goodbye, everyone. It was
a pleasure meeting you.
301
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,091
Despite what that person
is willing to admit...
302
00:12:52,092 --> 00:12:53,982
... we saw a UFO.
303
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,192
We are not alone!
304
00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:59,696
And there was a fucking UFO up there!
305
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,074
He said the F word.
306
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,700
That's all he says.
307
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:08,205
I'm so sorry I ruined the
party. It's such a bummer.
308
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,291
Will and I just...
... wind each other up.
309
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,459
Why? Did something happen?
310
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:13,710
I didn't notice.
311
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:14,795
You okay?
312
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,588
Yeah. I'm all right.
313
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:20,509
He'll cool off. You'll
cool off. It'll be fine.
314
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,094
I dunno.
315
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,180
Hey, I, um...
316
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:28,809
Mm-hmm. What?
317
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,604
Well, you know, I've always
felt that, mathematically,
318
00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:37,067
it seems unlikely that humans
are the only living species
319
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,862
in the universe and
the most intelligent.
320
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,405
You know, after your experience tonight,
321
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,712
I thought maybe we could, like,
322
00:13:42,713 --> 00:13:45,033
investigate some of that stuff together.
323
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:47,452
We could take, like, a
road trip out to the desert.
324
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,454
- Mm-hmm.
- It could be a new shared interest.
325
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:52,499
I know you don't love golf. And
pickleball, it kind of fizzled out,
326
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,210
so it could be something
we could do together.
327
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:56,837
Night, babe.
328
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,073
Just something we could...
329
00:13:59,074 --> 00:14:02,134
think about. Plan for.
330
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,969
- Mm-hmm.
- Night.
331
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,350
You know, there's room
on the balcony for, like,
332
00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:12,811
a refracting telescope. Some power...
333
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,564
Quiet now.
334
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,401
It's interesting because
you saw a UFO tonight,
335
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,737
- but now you don't seem to care.
- Mmm.
336
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,185
So what do you want me to do here?
337
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,604
Uh, you're gonna wanna
add two to the boil.
338
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,273
Two bags of Blue Razz Pop Rocks?
339
00:14:58,357 --> 00:14:59,608
Oh, no, no, no.
340
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:06,657
Two buckets.
341
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,408
Man, I love Pop Rocks,
342
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,869
- 'cause they fight back.
- Great.
343
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,543
And this one's gonna be NERDs.
344
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,046
How many buckets of NERDs
you want me to put in here?
345
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,215
Uh...
346
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,801
I don't know. Let's try six to
start with. Does that sound good?
347
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:28,554
No. None of this sounds good.
348
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:31,849
Yeah, well, I'm in
charge, so six buckets.
349
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,309
And then I'll try it
and make the final call,
350
00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:36,061
the way you used to do.
351
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,814
And then, maybe later
you can unload the truck.
352
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,321
Hey! Yo, asshole!
353
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,413
Really, man?
354
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,876
Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
355
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,919
- Look... I'm sorry.
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
356
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,087
Look, I'll pay for the damage.
357
00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:03,964
- It can't be that much. Right?
- Seriously, man.
358
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,049
I don't know what you're
angry about in your life,
359
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,885
but take it out on something else.
360
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:11,054
This job is bad enough, and
I already don't get benefits
361
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:14,808
since I'm technically a contractor
thanks to some ballot initiative.
362
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,311
Those fucking politicians, man.
363
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,938
- Always, like, dipping their...
- Don't try to bond with me, man.
364
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,106
That's not what this is.
365
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,774
Okay, I'm sorry. You're right.
366
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:25,194
You, sir, have lost your
scootering privileges.
367
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:28,238
Sorry. Sorry.
368
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,794
Look, Sylvia, I am very excited
369
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:37,998
that you're planning our wedding.
370
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,250
I am. But I'ma be honest with
you. I really get into the weeds.
371
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,461
- He does. He really gets into the weeds.
- Yeah, I do.
372
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,379
Um, as I was saying...
373
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,715
- ... my plan for the... Oh.
- You're taking another call?
374
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,092
- Sylvia, what do you mean?
- Uh, I'll call you back. Bye.
375
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,804
- Hello.
- May I please speak with Sylvia Greeves?
376
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,890
- Yes, speaking.
- I'm Sydney Plemmings
377
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,434
with Garouf & Associates
in San Diego, California.
378
00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:00,771
Uh, we're looking into some
complaints against Jerry Revonsky.
379
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,273
You were referred to us
as a potential victim.
380
00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:06,527
Oh. Uh, I'm sorry, but I
don't know a Jerry Revonsky.
381
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,862
Maybe his street name rings a bell.
382
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,156
Johnny Rev.
383
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,867
I knew that wasn't his real name.
384
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:20,457
- Pretty good, right?
- Absolutely not. It's fucking disgusting.
385
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,416
It tastes like you dumped a
bunch of Pop Rocks in beer.
386
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,252
Yeah, 'cause that's what happened.
387
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:26,964
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
388
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,007
Are you here to insult my life choices
389
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,426
and tell me I did not see the
single most incredible thing
390
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:32,970
I've ever seen in my entire life?
391
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,763
No, I didn't. I came to show you this.
392
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:38,976
- Five dollars off at Nordstrom?
- What? No, not this. This.
393
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,604
Hmm, right?
394
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:44,857
Johnny Rev's past finally
caught up with him. Hmm?
395
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:47,067
Apparently he has a long
history of sexual harassment.
396
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,486
Shocking. Glad he got what he deserves.
397
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:53,031
So, let's go down there and get
you that job they offered you.
398
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,158
- I'll drive.
- No. Okay? Are you insane?
399
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,619
I already called that lady
Jenna. She's the CEO now.
400
00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,621
- You called her?
- Yeah. The job's still available.
401
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:01,832
She just wants you to come down
to San Diego to talk it over.
402
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,668
Look, there's nothing to
talk to her about, you know?
403
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,587
I-I can't thrive in that
corporate environment, okay?
404
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,357
Beer is beer. You were really
impressed with that place.
405
00:18:09,358 --> 00:18:11,430
You loved it down there.
You're miserable here.
406
00:18:11,431 --> 00:18:12,801
You're so miserable.
407
00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:15,554
What's the worst that
could happen? They hire you?
408
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:19,224
- Yes.
- Come on, man. What are you so afraid of?
409
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:21,185
Just try something new. Take a risk.
410
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,436
Why do you care so much?
411
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:25,105
I was really stuck for a
while, and you called me on it.
412
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:26,336
And I didn't want to hear it.
413
00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:28,567
But you were really
honest, and it helped.
414
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,361
I've started planning
Katie and Andy's wedding.
415
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:33,780
And I know that's not the
biggest deal, but, you know,
416
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:35,490
maybe I can turn it into something.
417
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,410
So, it's my turn to be
honest with you. You...
418
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:40,829
Buddy, you gotta get out of this place.
419
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:43,540
But if you go,
420
00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:45,876
who's gonna unload the 500
pounds of Sour Patch Kids
421
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,002
that just got delivered?
422
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:11,985
I'll be right back.
423
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:13,569
Will?
424
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:18,158
Yo. I quit.
425
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,077
Peace.
426
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,170
By "quit," I mean I will sell you
my shares in this bar at a rate
427
00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:32,506
that we later negotiate
with a lawyer present.
428
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,132
Peace.
429
00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:41,932
Hi, uh, I'm here to see
Jenna Lewis, the CEO.
430
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,058
And you are?
431
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,185
I'm Will Zysman from
Lucky Penny Brewery.
432
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,855
Uh, about the job opening.
Think she's expecting me.
433
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,940
Okay, give me one second.
434
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:53,861
You gonna change all these signs?
435
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,571
We're working on it.
436
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:59,074
Need new shirts and shit too. It's
like you're wearing R. Kelly merch.
437
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:05,038
Okay, I've let her know that you're
here. So why don't you have a seat?
438
00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:06,123
Great. Thank you.
439
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,381
Oh, God. Here she comes.
440
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,925
So, full disclosure, I never
actually talked to Jenna.
441
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,386
But, uh, I did leave her a message,
and she hasn't called me back yet.
442
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,723
'Cause she may or may not remember
who we are. But we're here, so...
443
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:25,058
- What? What are you talking about? What?
- Yeah.
444
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:27,311
- Why did you do that?
- Because you wouldn't have come otherwise.
445
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,854
We drove here for two
hours for no reason?
446
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,898
- Oh, no. It's fine.
- Oh, my God. Let's get out of here.
447
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:32,399
- You just get in front of her.
- Let's go.
448
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:33,734
- Hi.
- Oh, my God. Hi.
449
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,444
- What are you guys doing here?
- Uh, we were just
450
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:37,237
- going to the beach.
- We were... We went to the zoo.
451
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:38,572
- And I had a swim.
- And went to the zoo.
452
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:41,200
Um, yeah.
453
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:45,913
Last time, uh... I saw you,
454
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:50,292
you mentioned that you would hire
me if I was looking for a job.
455
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,670
And I... I guess I'm...
I'm looking for a job.
456
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:56,715
Uh... so I don't know if
there's still any available.
457
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,800
Uh, I can give you a
résumé if you want one.
458
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:02,179
I just need a printer and 45
minutes to write a résumé. Um...
459
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:05,891
Look, this is silly. I can see
you're... you're very busy here.
460
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,935
Uh, I'm sorry for wasting your time.
461
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,145
Wait. Where are you guys going?
462
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:15,400
- Congratulations. How about that?
- Thank you.
463
00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:18,862
- Excited?
- I am a little terrified.
464
00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:21,365
It's just... It's so different
from anything I've done before.
465
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,201
You're gonna create so
many drinks I won't like.
466
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,662
I'll make one just for you.
I'll call it the Sylvia.
467
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:29,831
It'll be Riesling with
apple juice, a Sun Chip rim,
468
00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:31,834
served in a full-size
toddler's car seat.
469
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:34,503
- I would drink the crap out of that.
- You would.
470
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:38,271
I can't believe I have to
drive to and from San Diego
471
00:21:38,272 --> 00:21:39,591
for work every day.
472
00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:41,904
Yeah, but if you take the job, you're...
473
00:21:41,905 --> 00:21:44,054
you're gonna have to move to San Diego.
474
00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:50,102
I honestly didn't think
about that at all. Wow.
475
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,842
You're gonna be so good at that job.
476
00:21:55,843 --> 00:21:58,694
And a change is always really good.
477
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,864
And what's keeping you in LA?
478
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:10,747
You guys want flowers?
479
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:12,791
No. We're, uh... We're not together.
480
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:15,919
I'm married to somebody else.
He's not... He's not here.
481
00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:17,713
Much more handsome guy.
482
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:19,297
You want flowers?
483
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:22,467
You know what? I do want a flower.
484
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:24,803
Thank you so much. Your pitch worked.
485
00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:26,597
Aw.
486
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,766
- Thank you, sir. Thank you.
- Thanks so much.
487
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,312
- For you, my lady.
- Well, thank you.
488
00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:36,440
It's very fake. Very plastic.
489
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,734
That means it will last forever.
490
00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:10,891
Oh, could you pick up Simon
from soccer on Saturday?
491
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:13,769
Ah, sorry, babe. I have the
Schaeffer twins' bat mitzvah,
492
00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:16,063
and the following weekend I have
that baby shower in Palm Springs.
493
00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:18,273
But I could do the next weekend.
494
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:19,357
- Yeah? Soccer run?
- Yeah.
495
00:23:19,758 --> 00:23:20,776
Okay, I gotta go,
496
00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:22,569
- I gotta get there before the caterers.
- Pick a tie.
497
00:23:22,653 --> 00:23:24,321
- Uh, this one.
- Great, okay. Bye.
498
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:25,989
- Bye.
- Who are we sitting with?
499
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:28,534
Katie's family, and Will's
coming in from San Diego.
500
00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:30,702
- Will. Wow. It's been a while.
- Yeah. I know.
501
00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:32,412
I know. It'll be really good to see him.
502
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:34,623
- Okay. I'll see you there.
- Bye.
503
00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:57,271
Sylvia.
504
00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:01,066
What a beautiful day,
huh? Such a blessing.
505
00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,652
- Yes?
- So Andy has some issues with the music.
506
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,988
- Hmm.
- He gave them a very specific playlist,
507
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:09,241
- and he would like it to be played now.
- Okay, I got it under control.
508
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:12,411
- Well, I'm not hearing it.
- I got it under control.
509
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,329
- Okay, maybe I didn't... Okay.
- Yeah. You're good.
510
00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:16,999
- Sit down. Yep. It's under control.
- As soon as possible, please.
511
00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,767
All right. Yep. Good to go. Thank you.
512
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:39,104
Yes, guys, we can go
to the next. Thanks.
513
00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:47,923
Yeah, San Diego's cool.
514
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:49,758
- Uh, how's the job?
- The job's great.
515
00:25:49,842 --> 00:25:52,761
You know, it's a little corporate,
but I get a lot of creative freedom,
516
00:25:52,845 --> 00:25:53,846
uh, luckily.
517
00:25:53,929 --> 00:25:56,431
- Yeah. Also you live with the CEO...
- I do.
518
00:25:56,515 --> 00:26:00,227
- ... so certain amount of job security there.
- I do have a lot of security.
519
00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:02,563
And then how did you get
into food chemistry, Jenna?
520
00:26:02,646 --> 00:26:04,273
Well, I studied chemistry.
521
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:07,442
- I take it that's it.
- Yeah.
522
00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:08,861
There it is.
523
00:26:08,944 --> 00:26:12,698
Speaking of, uh, chemistry,
um, we are engaged.
524
00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:15,492
Whoo. Yeah.
525
00:26:15,576 --> 00:26:17,286
- Oh!
- For real.
526
00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:18,453
Wow.
527
00:26:18,537 --> 00:26:19,537
- Whoo!
- Oh, my goodness.
528
00:26:19,538 --> 00:26:21,039
- That's amazing.
- That's fantastic.
529
00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:23,083
- Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh.
- Aw. Aw.
530
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,210
- Congratulations, buddy.
- Appreciate that. Thank you.
531
00:26:25,294 --> 00:26:28,297
- Congratulations. That is a big deal. Wow.
- Thank you. Yeah. It's great.
532
00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:32,092
- Oh, my goodness. That's amazing. Yeah.
- Um, so, um,
533
00:26:32,593 --> 00:26:35,512
Will tells me that you know
everything about planning a wedding.
534
00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:36,680
Yeah, we're thinking Austin.
535
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:39,183
My parents would never speak to me again
536
00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:41,768
if I didn't invite every single
person that I've ever met.
537
00:26:41,852 --> 00:26:43,228
- Okay. Right.
- So I...
538
00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:48,859
- Amazing wedding. Great job.
- Oh, hi. Thanks, buddy.
539
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,444
Yeah, no problem. This is incredible.
540
00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:52,863
- Thank you. Thank you.
- You kidding me? Yeah.
541
00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:57,409
- It's good to see you. Yeah.
- Nice to see you too. Yeah. Yeah.
542
00:26:57,492 --> 00:27:02,164
I, uh... Uh, I... I want to be
real with you about something.
543
00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:04,875
- I don't want that today. Is that okay?
- I get it. We gotta talk.
544
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:07,920
- Ugh. I don't want this.
- I'm gonna lay it out for you. I'm sorry.
545
00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:11,715
But you and I, we, uh...
546
00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:13,884
we saw a UFO.
547
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:17,179
- We totally did. We fucking saw that shit!
- We saw a UFO together. Just...
548
00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:19,973
- It was just you and I. We saw that shit.
- We saw it. We saw that fucking shit.
549
00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:22,684
- It was crazy. It was a crazy time.
- That whole thing was crazy.
550
00:27:22,768 --> 00:27:24,770
- That whole period we were hanging out...
- It was...
551
00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:26,730
- ... was just bananas.
- It was a cuckoo time. Yes.
552
00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:29,525
- It was wild.
- It was awesome. It was awesome.
553
00:27:29,526 --> 00:27:30,567
It was a lot of fun.
554
00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:33,779
It was kind of thrilling being
that euphoric and that miserable
555
00:27:33,862 --> 00:27:35,280
- at the same time in my life.
- Yeah.
556
00:27:35,281 --> 00:27:36,281
- I know.
- Right?
557
00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:41,161
And now it is so boring just being
happy and stable all the time.
558
00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:44,248
And your fiancé is so beautiful
559
00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:47,251
- and, like, appropriate for you.
- I know. And I'm gonna be, like,
560
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:49,294
happily with her for
the rest of my life.
561
00:27:49,378 --> 00:27:50,712
I can't believe it.
562
00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:52,530
And I'm, like, not resenting my husband
563
00:27:52,531 --> 00:27:54,341
for giving me three children anymore.
564
00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:55,968
You appreciate that you
have a thriving business
565
00:27:56,051 --> 00:27:58,095
- and a beautiful family.
- Right, and it's like fulfilling.
566
00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:03,225
- It sucks, I'm sorry.
- It sucks.
567
00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:06,353
- This sucks! This place sucks. It sucks.
- It sucks, it's so gross here.
568
00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,146
- It's ugly, right?
- Very ugly place.
569
00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:12,276
- I wish you picked a nice venue.
- I know.
570
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,361
- Yeah.
- But, you know, if things...
571
00:28:14,444 --> 00:28:17,114
You know, if things go south
again and you, uh, you know...
572
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,700
- Have another breakdown or something?
- Yeah. Hit me up.
573
00:28:19,783 --> 00:28:23,745
Oh! You know, it's funny, Jenna is
really into what you've done here,
574
00:28:23,829 --> 00:28:28,000
and would you consider doing a
wedding in San Diego by any chance?
575
00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:30,919
Are you kidding me?
The home of Maverick?
576
00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:33,422
- Got to. Yeah.
- Come on.
577
00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:36,550
- We need to get the military involved...
- Yeah. We'll have Tom Cruise fly over.
578
00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:39,553
- He can zoom in, right?
- He could zoom in, smile at everyone.
579
00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:42,723
- Run?
- Shake everyone's hand, run away.
580
00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:46,476
And I think for... for
officiating we get a hologram.
581
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,646
- Love a hologram.
- Yeah. And right now I was thinking 2Pac.
582
00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:52,065
Love... A 2Pac hologram
officiating my wedding?
583
00:28:52,149 --> 00:28:53,233
- Come on, right?
- Yeah.
584
00:28:53,317 --> 00:28:55,194
We were thinking of a
destination wedding though.
585
00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:57,404
- Ooh, where?
- Uh, Mar-a-Lago, have you heard of it?
586
00:28:57,487 --> 00:28:58,697
- You would love it.
- I have an in.
587
00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,490
- Yeah, you do.
- The owner tried to hit on me.
588
00:29:00,574 --> 00:29:02,117
What is it with you and
hundred-year-old men?
589
00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:03,911
They just know what they see is good...
590
00:29:03,994 --> 00:29:07,581
- Th... They like it.
- ... and they go...
591
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:20,000
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