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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 2 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:22,105 I-It can't be as nice on the inside as it is on the outside. 3 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,274 No, no. There is something wrong with this house, 4 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,818 - even though it does seem very... - ... very pretty. 5 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:27,903 - It's very pretty. - Yeah. 6 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,696 - Yeah. Yeah, there's something wrong. - Yeah. 7 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,031 - Hi. - Hi. 8 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,866 - Hi. - Hi. 9 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,494 - Oh, my God. It's beautiful! Oh, wow! - Mm-hmm. 10 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:36,577 One bathroom... 11 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:39,206 - There's one bathroom downstairs. - Okay. It's gorgeous. 12 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:42,626 - One bathroom downstairs. - Oh, love the ceiling. Pocket doors. 13 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:47,673 - There is a second bathroom. - Okay! 14 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,717 There is a third bathroom off the primary! 15 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:54,304 - That's great! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Yes! Yay! Yeah! Yes! Yes! 16 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:55,430 - Aw. - Oh, my God. 17 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:57,182 Just tell us what's wrong with it, Diane. Please. 18 00:00:57,266 --> 00:01:00,102 - Yeah. - Absolutely nothing. It is perfect. 19 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,979 We are legally obligated to tell you 20 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,212 that last year there was a triple homicide on site, 21 00:01:04,213 --> 00:01:06,358 but, I mean, the school district. 22 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:07,526 - Sold. - We'll take it. 23 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:11,071 Great. I am so happy for you two. 24 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,156 Just don't Google the O'Connells. 25 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:14,740 Oh. 26 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,843 Yo, Omar, I need you to sterilize tank two. 27 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,469 Oh, that's not gonna happen, big boy. 28 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:36,430 Hilarious. Go sterilize tank two. 29 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:39,349 No. 'Cause I'm the brewmaster now, fool. 30 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:41,560 The fuck you just say? 31 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:45,147 I said, "No, 'cause I'm the brewmaster now, fool." 32 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,983 I'm very sorry. They made me the brewmaster. 33 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,695 Why does Omar think he's the brewmaster? 34 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:52,779 Omar is the brewmaster. 35 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:54,114 - Right. - What are you talking about? 36 00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:55,154 We have majority stake in the bar, 37 00:01:55,155 --> 00:01:57,534 so we decided to make Omar the brewmaster. 38 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,913 Are you trying to get me to sell my shares by making me eat shit? 39 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:02,915 - Yeah, kinda. - Yes, dude. 40 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:08,628 It is not gonna work, okay? You have no idea how much shit I can eat. 41 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,400 Okay, let's do this. 42 00:02:12,401 --> 00:02:14,510 You want me to, uh, unload the truck, uh, then, or... 43 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:15,886 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 44 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,221 - Before we get to that... - Yeah. 45 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,181 ... I have a couple of questions that I would love to ask. 46 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,266 Oh, you're gonna interview me? Perfect. Let's do this. 47 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:24,770 - Um, why do you want this position? - I don't. 48 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:29,399 Here's one. How do you brewmaster? 49 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,403 First thing the wedding planner asks me is, 50 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,613 "How many bridesmaids?" 51 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,490 - Oh. - I am in my 40s. 52 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,367 I am too old for bridesmaids. 53 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:41,703 You should use the wedding planner that Charlie and I had. 54 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:43,830 - Oh. She was wonderful. - Oh. 55 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,708 Very chill. Yeah. Let me get you her website. 56 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,044 Oh, God. She's dead. 57 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:53,131 - Wow, "Natural causes." - Oh, very chill. Like, literally chill. 58 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:57,177 - God, we're so old. Ugh, depressing. - Jesus. 59 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,137 Why don't you start with just a Pinterest board? 60 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:02,599 - You know, with all your ideas. - Oh, my God. That sounds so boring. 61 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:03,892 Why don't you plan it? 62 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,435 - You're so good at that stuff. - Oh. 63 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,728 - I can't. I can't. - Yes! 64 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,772 - I got too much going on with the house. - Oh, my God. 65 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:11,191 I cannot wait to see your murder house. 66 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:15,320 Yeah, so we're trying to, like, you know, let that go. 67 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:18,782 Just with the kids. So, just don't say it ever again. 68 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,410 Sure. Sure. 69 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:24,413 Are you inviting Will to the housewarming? 70 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:28,250 Uh, we're inviting our new neighbors and Charlie's work friends. 71 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,911 And it's people from different worlds and, 72 00:03:29,912 --> 00:03:32,379 you know, when Will and I get together, 73 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:35,090 we just, like, get carried away and act like idiots. 74 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,759 - Back to your new house. - Mm-hmm. 75 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:40,721 Have you seen any ghosts or experienced a poltergeist? 76 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,556 No. No. 77 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,851 Not yet. Not yet. 78 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:50,898 - How many people died here? - I don't know. Like, three or four. 79 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,966 So, I got two wedding theme ideas, 80 00:03:59,967 --> 00:04:01,366 but I think we can bring 'em together. 81 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:03,202 I'm not planning your wedding, so... 82 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,162 Relax. I didn't say you were gonna plan my wedding. 83 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,663 But I know you're good at this shit. 84 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:07,998 - Okay. - Just riff some themes with me. 85 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,209 Besides, I love my baby. Baby, I love you. 86 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,919 - She's got no fucking vision. - I got no vision. 87 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,379 - She just wants shit to be cute. - I do want it to be cute. 88 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:17,507 - See what I'm fucking dealing with? - Okay. All right. Well, riff. Let's go. 89 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,677 Okay, cool, cool. So the first one is "Once Upon a Wedding," 90 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,347 and the second one is "Two Minutes to Midnight." 91 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:27,768 Uh, yeah. Is that... Is that, like, a Western? 92 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:28,977 No, they're just themes. What... 93 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:30,729 - What are you not understanding? - Okay. 94 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,065 - We'll workshop it. We've got time. - Okay. 95 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:34,399 - I'll think about it. - We'll talk about it. 96 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:35,943 - I'm sorry. - I get it. 97 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,986 - Hey. Hi. - Hi. 98 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:41,323 - This neighborhood really does it for me. - How do you think it's going? 99 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,991 - It's good, yeah. - Good? Yeah. 100 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,993 Look. You know, we're two blocks from Gemma's house. 101 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:47,246 So we don't have to give rides to Frances anymore. 102 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:50,666 - They can just hang out all the time. - And do whatever that is they're doing. 103 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:51,750 - Mmm. - Yeah. 104 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:56,129 - Simon's got a girlfriend. Aw. - Aw. 105 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:58,173 That's Diane's daughter. 106 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:00,092 You can tell because she's dressed in cream too. 107 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:03,136 In cr... Oh, why do they do that? It's weird. 108 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,722 And Maeve. Even Maeve's got a friend. 109 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:09,351 - I wanna swing. - But you've been swinging this whole time. 110 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,062 - Yeah. Yeah. She's a bully. - That kid's kind of an asshole. 111 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,355 She definitely bums me out. 112 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,233 - Oh, hey. - Buddy! 113 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,361 - Oh, look at you. What a vision in floral. - Hey! 114 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:20,404 - Hello! - Yo. 115 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:22,239 - Hi, mate. Hello. - Good to see you. 116 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,908 - Hey. Thank you for swinging by. - Hey. Hey, what's happening? 117 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,077 - Thanks for having me. Here you go. - Oh, look at that. 118 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,495 There are beers in the cooler. 119 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:30,080 - Great. - And, uh, wine and cheese, and... 120 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:33,584 - Charlie, everything is burning. - Oh, why didn't you do anything? 121 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,544 - It's not my party. - Oh, come on. 122 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,285 I'm sorry that I dragged you 123 00:05:41,286 --> 00:05:43,677 into all of that bullshit with Charlie. 124 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,679 - Oh... it's fine. - I apologize. 125 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:46,763 It happens. It's cool. 126 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:50,934 - How's... How's everything going with that? - It's good. It's good. Yeah. 127 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:52,686 - Great. - Hmm. 128 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:53,854 - How are you? - Me? 129 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:54,980 - Yeah. - Oh, I'm fixed. 130 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,107 - Great. Nice. - Got the house. 131 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:58,567 You know the old saying, 132 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:03,280 "You buy a thing, all your problems go away." 133 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:07,826 Well, uh, I'll go break the ice with Andy. 134 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,494 - Uh, good to see you. - Thanks for coming. 135 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:10,787 - Yep. Thanks for having me. - Yeah. 136 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:15,083 So the gunman made his way into the kitchen window there. 137 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:18,086 Went straight to the dining room, execution-style. 138 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:21,465 - And then he went upstairs to the bedroom. - Oh. Where was he taken out? 139 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,550 What is execution? 140 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,803 Dessert. Everybody, dessert. 141 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,388 I'll tell you later. 142 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,062 I thought it was pepper! 143 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,110 What's wrong? 144 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:43,195 Are you o... 145 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,616 I know. And that's how I... 146 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,076 Well, that's good. 147 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,203 - Hey, are you guys all right? - What happened? 148 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,664 - He told me to pull it. - No, I didn't. 149 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,333 That is a tomorrow job. 150 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,001 If I can get on this roof, 151 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,420 I can pull this whole thing up and plug it back in. 152 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,381 You do not have to do that, Will, honestly. 153 00:07:02,382 --> 00:07:03,423 I can do it. 154 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,342 Simon, you wanna help me climb up on the roof? 155 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,593 - No, no, no. - It'll be fun. 156 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:08,887 - No, absolutely not. - Do you wanna help me? 157 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:13,559 - All right. - All right. Watch the bulbs. 158 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:16,854 And... 159 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:20,399 Hey! 160 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,861 - All right. - Hey, where are you going? 161 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,780 I got, like, two or three minutes before somebody calls my name. 162 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:29,324 Oh, yeah. You wanna rage for 180 seconds? 163 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:30,826 - I would love to. - 190 seconds? 164 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,411 Let's do it. 165 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:34,997 What-What's going on? What's happening with the bar? 166 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,125 The bar is, uh, harrowing at the moment. 167 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:42,129 I'm working under Omar, which has been character-building. 168 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:44,131 It is fucked up, honestly. 169 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,255 He makes these, like, insane beers. 170 00:07:46,256 --> 00:07:47,509 They all have, like, a hook to them. 171 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:49,261 - A hook? What do you mean? - Yeah, like, uh, 172 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:52,139 - Cinnamon Toast stout. - Oh, dear. 173 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:57,811 - Like, Count Chocula IPA. Shit like that. - Oh, that sounds good? 174 00:07:57,895 --> 00:07:59,688 No. I mean, it's gross. 175 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,065 You'd probably like it though. It's very sweet and sugary. 176 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,486 You'll never guess who I actually got a job offer from the other day. 177 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:07,570 Who? 178 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:09,573 - Jonathan Revolution. Yeah. - Come on. 179 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,701 Johnny Rev offered me to head up their beer and spirits division. 180 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,119 - What? - Yeah. 181 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:15,996 You had a physical altercation with him. 182 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,623 He must fight a lot of motherfuckers, 183 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:20,250 'cause it did not seem to negatively impact his view of me. 184 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,002 I-It's insane. 185 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,505 I'm not taking the job, for the record, but... 186 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,257 - Vroom, vroom. - Vroom, vroom is right. 187 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:39,895 Whoa. Did you see something? 188 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:42,063 Uh, if I'm being honest, 189 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:44,441 I'm kinda afraid to say what I just saw. 190 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:46,193 Was that, like, an army helicopter, 191 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:47,402 - or a drone or something? - No. 192 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:50,405 Army helicopters and drones do not move like that. 193 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:52,491 Was it something from Caltech? 194 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,742 That was a fucking UFO. 195 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,994 - Come on. No, it wasn't. Was it? - We just saw a UFO. 196 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:57,078 That was a UF... 197 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,456 - What? Come on! - We just saw a UFO. 198 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,583 We totally did. Is-Is there a meteor shower tonight? 199 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:04,211 I give you the impression that I follow meteor showers? 200 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,671 - No. - No. 201 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:07,631 I really think that was a fucking UFO. 202 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,342 Why are you taking it out? It's already blasted off into hyperspace. 203 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:11,552 This is like... 204 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,637 How are these words coming out of my mouth? I... 205 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,473 - That was a fucking UFO. - Oh, my God. We saw a UFO. 206 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,141 - We saw a fucking UFO. - What else could it be? 207 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:23,188 That... We just saw a UFO. That was fully a UFO. 208 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,732 - I never thought I would see a UFO. - I never thought I'd see one either. 209 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:28,735 - I never even think about UFOs. - I didn't think they were real things! 210 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,825 We just saw a UFO. 211 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,036 - I can't believe it. - We did. 212 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:39,997 What are you talking about? 213 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,374 - We saw a UFO! - I am talking about the UFO 214 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:45,377 that was just above our house two minutes ago, right up there. 215 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,254 - Oh, my God. - Did you see it? 216 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,672 No, I don't believe in aliens. 217 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,257 - What? - Right. UFOs don't exist. 218 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,675 And even if they did, who cares? 219 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,635 - Who cares? Who cares? - Oh, my God. 220 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:56,054 Wait, are we under a flight path here? 221 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,265 You're telling me no one here saw this fucking UFO? 222 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,309 - No, I don't think so. - What? 223 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,755 Not to rain on your parade, but the likelihood 224 00:10:01,756 --> 00:10:03,490 that alien life exists in this universe, 225 00:10:03,491 --> 00:10:06,523 let alone is capable of traveling to earth, is infinitesimal. 226 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:09,082 Uh, for starters, like, faster-than-light travel 227 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:10,233 is essentially impossible. 228 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:11,445 - Says who? - Says science. 229 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,946 - Fuck science. - "Science." 230 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,198 Science doesn't know shit. 231 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,574 - This is beyond science. - "Science." 232 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,550 Okay. Let's try and be level-headed and not, 233 00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:18,744 you know, jump to conclusions. 234 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,184 There's no conclusion. This is real. 235 00:10:20,185 --> 00:10:22,331 The government is trying to cover it up. 236 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:25,709 - It's a conspiracy. You know what I mean? - I work for the city of Altadena 237 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:29,046 and I've never seen any evidence of conspiracies. 238 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,450 Oh, you think they're telling the city 239 00:10:30,451 --> 00:10:32,300 of Alta-fucking-dena about this shit? 240 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,800 - Okay, well... - Hell no. 241 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:36,637 - He doesn't mean that. Okay. - This is way above Altadena's pay grade. 242 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,264 A lot of people like to fly kites at Beeman Park. 243 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,183 Maybe it was just a kite that got away. 244 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:44,186 With all due respect, Diane, I'm not a fucking moron 245 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,605 who doesn't know the difference between a kite and a spaceship. 246 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,732 Here's what we need to do. We need to designate two people 247 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,317 to get back on this roof and keep an eye out, 248 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,860 - in case it does another pass. - Okay. 249 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,863 I will go first. Who's with me? Let's go. Polo, pink Polo? Let's go. 250 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:56,698 Okay. Well, you know, well, i-it-it-it... 251 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:59,159 I'm scared of aliens. 252 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:01,328 You should be. It undoes everything we know... 253 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,746 - Okay. - ... and that's scary. 254 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,165 - Okay. Okay. - It's fine, sweetie. Don't worry about it. 255 00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:07,292 Yeah. She's a child. As a child, you gotta learn this shit. 256 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:10,128 We might just duck out, since it's getting close to bedtime. 257 00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:13,006 No, no. Please, please, don't go. Don't go. Maybe it was a kite. 258 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,383 - What? No. - Well, maybe. 259 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,954 We don't know. You saw it before I did. 260 00:11:15,955 --> 00:11:17,553 I was mostly just looking at it with you. 261 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:18,800 I mean, we don't... You know, 262 00:11:18,801 --> 00:11:20,514 the idea of a UFO is cool. It's like... 263 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:23,103 "UAP, unidentified aerial phenomenon." 264 00:11:23,104 --> 00:11:24,685 These things are all over TikTok. 265 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,103 - Yeah, it is. - See? 266 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,439 Okay. All right. Frances, enough. L-Let's just... Let's-Let's move on. 267 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,900 - Yeah. - Hey, honey, have you had any dessert? 268 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:34,778 'Cause I've got some really nice fruit ice pops you might like. 269 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,154 Yeah? Okay. 270 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,243 You-You saw that shit too. 271 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,619 Please, Will. 272 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,955 There's families here and little kids. Our new neighbors. 273 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,915 - I'm sorry. This is not the time. - You throw me under the bus 274 00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:48,125 and make me seem like a lunatic? 275 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,044 - That's your solution here? - No, I'm asking you to just read the room. 276 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,255 It's a backyard barbecue, not an X-Files convention. 277 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:56,175 - We saw a UFO! - Please don't cause a scene. 278 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,510 I'm not causing a scene! The UFO's causing a scene! 279 00:11:58,594 --> 00:11:59,887 What are you talk... Just drop it! 280 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,930 I can't drop it. How do you drop it? 281 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,339 For all I know, while we're arguing 282 00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:04,391 there's three more of them up there, 283 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,476 trying to impart some wisdom about the environment 284 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,853 or nuclear power, or something. 285 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,647 And all you care about is your stupid, fucking bullshit suburban party! 286 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,191 Fuck you. You need to grow up. 287 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,187 You think you're better than me 288 00:12:13,188 --> 00:12:15,444 'cause you've got these fucking cookie platters? 289 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,863 - We're the same. At least I can admit it. - No. That is not true. 290 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,574 You're pathetic and you're stuck, and you're trying to pull me under. 291 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,070 You think a few thousand square feet 292 00:12:23,071 --> 00:12:25,495 is gonna fix your problems? You're insane. 293 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,706 - Fuck you! You don't know me. - Oh, I know you. 294 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:31,210 You are a miserable stay-at-home mom who hangs out with me 295 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,545 - to escape your boring life. - Well, you know who you are? 296 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,428 You're an aging, pretentious hipster 297 00:12:35,429 --> 00:12:36,798 who's bleaching their problems away. 298 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:39,259 - You said you liked it! - Because I felt sorry for you! 299 00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,473 - I never wanna see you again. - That can be arranged. 300 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,728 Goodbye, everyone. It was a pleasure meeting you. 301 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,091 Despite what that person is willing to admit... 302 00:12:52,092 --> 00:12:53,982 ... we saw a UFO. 303 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,192 We are not alone! 304 00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:59,696 And there was a fucking UFO up there! 305 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,074 He said the F word. 306 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,700 That's all he says. 307 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:08,205 I'm so sorry I ruined the party. It's such a bummer. 308 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,291 Will and I just... ... wind each other up. 309 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,459 Why? Did something happen? 310 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:13,710 I didn't notice. 311 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:14,795 You okay? 312 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,588 Yeah. I'm all right. 313 00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:20,509 He'll cool off. You'll cool off. It'll be fine. 314 00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,094 I dunno. 315 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,180 Hey, I, um... 316 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:28,809 Mm-hmm. What? 317 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,604 Well, you know, I've always felt that, mathematically, 318 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:37,067 it seems unlikely that humans are the only living species 319 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,862 in the universe and the most intelligent. 320 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,405 You know, after your experience tonight, 321 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,712 I thought maybe we could, like, 322 00:13:42,713 --> 00:13:45,033 investigate some of that stuff together. 323 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:47,452 We could take, like, a road trip out to the desert. 324 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,454 - Mm-hmm. - It could be a new shared interest. 325 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:52,499 I know you don't love golf. And pickleball, it kind of fizzled out, 326 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,210 so it could be something we could do together. 327 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:56,837 Night, babe. 328 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,073 Just something we could... 329 00:13:59,074 --> 00:14:02,134 think about. Plan for. 330 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,969 - Mm-hmm. - Night. 331 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,350 You know, there's room on the balcony for, like, 332 00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:12,811 a refracting telescope. Some power... 333 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,564 Quiet now. 334 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,401 It's interesting because you saw a UFO tonight, 335 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,737 - but now you don't seem to care. - Mmm. 336 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,185 So what do you want me to do here? 337 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,604 Uh, you're gonna wanna add two to the boil. 338 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,273 Two bags of Blue Razz Pop Rocks? 339 00:14:58,357 --> 00:14:59,608 Oh, no, no, no. 340 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:06,657 Two buckets. 341 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,408 Man, I love Pop Rocks, 342 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,869 - 'cause they fight back. - Great. 343 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,543 And this one's gonna be NERDs. 344 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,046 How many buckets of NERDs you want me to put in here? 345 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,215 Uh... 346 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,801 I don't know. Let's try six to start with. Does that sound good? 347 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:28,554 No. None of this sounds good. 348 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:31,849 Yeah, well, I'm in charge, so six buckets. 349 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,309 And then I'll try it and make the final call, 350 00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:36,061 the way you used to do. 351 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,814 And then, maybe later you can unload the truck. 352 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,321 Hey! Yo, asshole! 353 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,413 Really, man? 354 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,876 Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 355 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,919 - Look... I'm sorry. - What the fuck is wrong with you? 356 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,087 Look, I'll pay for the damage. 357 00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:03,964 - It can't be that much. Right? - Seriously, man. 358 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,049 I don't know what you're angry about in your life, 359 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,885 but take it out on something else. 360 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:11,054 This job is bad enough, and I already don't get benefits 361 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:14,808 since I'm technically a contractor thanks to some ballot initiative. 362 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,311 Those fucking politicians, man. 363 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,938 - Always, like, dipping their... - Don't try to bond with me, man. 364 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,106 That's not what this is. 365 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,774 Okay, I'm sorry. You're right. 366 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:25,194 You, sir, have lost your scootering privileges. 367 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:28,238 Sorry. Sorry. 368 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,794 Look, Sylvia, I am very excited 369 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:37,998 that you're planning our wedding. 370 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,250 I am. But I'ma be honest with you. I really get into the weeds. 371 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,461 - He does. He really gets into the weeds. - Yeah, I do. 372 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,379 Um, as I was saying... 373 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,715 - ... my plan for the... Oh. - You're taking another call? 374 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,092 - Sylvia, what do you mean? - Uh, I'll call you back. Bye. 375 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,804 - Hello. - May I please speak with Sylvia Greeves? 376 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,890 - Yes, speaking. - I'm Sydney Plemmings 377 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,434 with Garouf & Associates in San Diego, California. 378 00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:00,771 Uh, we're looking into some complaints against Jerry Revonsky. 379 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,273 You were referred to us as a potential victim. 380 00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:06,527 Oh. Uh, I'm sorry, but I don't know a Jerry Revonsky. 381 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,862 Maybe his street name rings a bell. 382 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,156 Johnny Rev. 383 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,867 I knew that wasn't his real name. 384 00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:20,457 - Pretty good, right? - Absolutely not. It's fucking disgusting. 385 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,416 It tastes like you dumped a bunch of Pop Rocks in beer. 386 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,252 Yeah, 'cause that's what happened. 387 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:26,964 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 388 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,007 Are you here to insult my life choices 389 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,426 and tell me I did not see the single most incredible thing 390 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:32,970 I've ever seen in my entire life? 391 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,763 No, I didn't. I came to show you this. 392 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:38,976 - Five dollars off at Nordstrom? - What? No, not this. This. 393 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,604 Hmm, right? 394 00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:44,857 Johnny Rev's past finally caught up with him. Hmm? 395 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:47,067 Apparently he has a long history of sexual harassment. 396 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,486 Shocking. Glad he got what he deserves. 397 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:53,031 So, let's go down there and get you that job they offered you. 398 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,158 - I'll drive. - No. Okay? Are you insane? 399 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,619 I already called that lady Jenna. She's the CEO now. 400 00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,621 - You called her? - Yeah. The job's still available. 401 00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:01,832 She just wants you to come down to San Diego to talk it over. 402 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,668 Look, there's nothing to talk to her about, you know? 403 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,587 I-I can't thrive in that corporate environment, okay? 404 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,357 Beer is beer. You were really impressed with that place. 405 00:18:09,358 --> 00:18:11,430 You loved it down there. You're miserable here. 406 00:18:11,431 --> 00:18:12,801 You're so miserable. 407 00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:15,554 What's the worst that could happen? They hire you? 408 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:19,224 - Yes. - Come on, man. What are you so afraid of? 409 00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:21,185 Just try something new. Take a risk. 410 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,436 Why do you care so much? 411 00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:25,105 I was really stuck for a while, and you called me on it. 412 00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:26,336 And I didn't want to hear it. 413 00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:28,567 But you were really honest, and it helped. 414 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,361 I've started planning Katie and Andy's wedding. 415 00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:33,780 And I know that's not the biggest deal, but, you know, 416 00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:35,490 maybe I can turn it into something. 417 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,410 So, it's my turn to be honest with you. You... 418 00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:40,829 Buddy, you gotta get out of this place. 419 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:43,540 But if you go, 420 00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:45,876 who's gonna unload the 500 pounds of Sour Patch Kids 421 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,002 that just got delivered? 422 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:11,985 I'll be right back. 423 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:13,569 Will? 424 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:18,158 Yo. I quit. 425 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,077 Peace. 426 00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,170 By "quit," I mean I will sell you my shares in this bar at a rate 427 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:32,506 that we later negotiate with a lawyer present. 428 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,132 Peace. 429 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:41,932 Hi, uh, I'm here to see Jenna Lewis, the CEO. 430 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,058 And you are? 431 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,185 I'm Will Zysman from Lucky Penny Brewery. 432 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,855 Uh, about the job opening. Think she's expecting me. 433 00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,940 Okay, give me one second. 434 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:53,861 You gonna change all these signs? 435 00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,571 We're working on it. 436 00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:59,074 Need new shirts and shit too. It's like you're wearing R. Kelly merch. 437 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:05,038 Okay, I've let her know that you're here. So why don't you have a seat? 438 00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:06,123 Great. Thank you. 439 00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,381 Oh, God. Here she comes. 440 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,925 So, full disclosure, I never actually talked to Jenna. 441 00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,386 But, uh, I did leave her a message, and she hasn't called me back yet. 442 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,723 'Cause she may or may not remember who we are. But we're here, so... 443 00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:25,058 - What? What are you talking about? What? - Yeah. 444 00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:27,311 - Why did you do that? - Because you wouldn't have come otherwise. 445 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,854 We drove here for two hours for no reason? 446 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,898 - Oh, no. It's fine. - Oh, my God. Let's get out of here. 447 00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:32,399 - You just get in front of her. - Let's go. 448 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:33,734 - Hi. - Oh, my God. Hi. 449 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,444 - What are you guys doing here? - Uh, we were just 450 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:37,237 - going to the beach. - We were... We went to the zoo. 451 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:38,572 - And I had a swim. - And went to the zoo. 452 00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:41,200 Um, yeah. 453 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:45,913 Last time, uh... I saw you, 454 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:50,292 you mentioned that you would hire me if I was looking for a job. 455 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,670 And I... I guess I'm... I'm looking for a job. 456 00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:56,715 Uh... so I don't know if there's still any available. 457 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,800 Uh, I can give you a résumé if you want one. 458 00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:02,179 I just need a printer and 45 minutes to write a résumé. Um... 459 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:05,891 Look, this is silly. I can see you're... you're very busy here. 460 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,935 Uh, I'm sorry for wasting your time. 461 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,145 Wait. Where are you guys going? 462 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:15,400 - Congratulations. How about that? - Thank you. 463 00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:18,862 - Excited? - I am a little terrified. 464 00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:21,365 It's just... It's so different from anything I've done before. 465 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,201 You're gonna create so many drinks I won't like. 466 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,662 I'll make one just for you. I'll call it the Sylvia. 467 00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:29,831 It'll be Riesling with apple juice, a Sun Chip rim, 468 00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:31,834 served in a full-size toddler's car seat. 469 00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:34,503 - I would drink the crap out of that. - You would. 470 00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:38,271 I can't believe I have to drive to and from San Diego 471 00:21:38,272 --> 00:21:39,591 for work every day. 472 00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:41,904 Yeah, but if you take the job, you're... 473 00:21:41,905 --> 00:21:44,054 you're gonna have to move to San Diego. 474 00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:50,102 I honestly didn't think about that at all. Wow. 475 00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,842 You're gonna be so good at that job. 476 00:21:55,843 --> 00:21:58,694 And a change is always really good. 477 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,864 And what's keeping you in LA? 478 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:10,747 You guys want flowers? 479 00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:12,791 No. We're, uh... We're not together. 480 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:15,919 I'm married to somebody else. He's not... He's not here. 481 00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:17,713 Much more handsome guy. 482 00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:19,297 You want flowers? 483 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:22,467 You know what? I do want a flower. 484 00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:24,803 Thank you so much. Your pitch worked. 485 00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:26,597 Aw. 486 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,766 - Thank you, sir. Thank you. - Thanks so much. 487 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,312 - For you, my lady. - Well, thank you. 488 00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:36,440 It's very fake. Very plastic. 489 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,734 That means it will last forever. 490 00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:10,891 Oh, could you pick up Simon from soccer on Saturday? 491 00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:13,769 Ah, sorry, babe. I have the Schaeffer twins' bat mitzvah, 492 00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:16,063 and the following weekend I have that baby shower in Palm Springs. 493 00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:18,273 But I could do the next weekend. 494 00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:19,357 - Yeah? Soccer run? - Yeah. 495 00:23:19,758 --> 00:23:20,776 Okay, I gotta go, 496 00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:22,569 - I gotta get there before the caterers. - Pick a tie. 497 00:23:22,653 --> 00:23:24,321 - Uh, this one. - Great, okay. Bye. 498 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:25,989 - Bye. - Who are we sitting with? 499 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:28,534 Katie's family, and Will's coming in from San Diego. 500 00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:30,702 - Will. Wow. It's been a while. - Yeah. I know. 501 00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:32,412 I know. It'll be really good to see him. 502 00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:34,623 - Okay. I'll see you there. - Bye. 503 00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:57,271 Sylvia. 504 00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:01,066 What a beautiful day, huh? Such a blessing. 505 00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,652 - Yes? - So Andy has some issues with the music. 506 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,988 - Hmm. - He gave them a very specific playlist, 507 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:09,241 - and he would like it to be played now. - Okay, I got it under control. 508 00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:12,411 - Well, I'm not hearing it. - I got it under control. 509 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,329 - Okay, maybe I didn't... Okay. - Yeah. You're good. 510 00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:16,999 - Sit down. Yep. It's under control. - As soon as possible, please. 511 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,767 All right. Yep. Good to go. Thank you. 512 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:39,104 Yes, guys, we can go to the next. Thanks. 513 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:47,923 Yeah, San Diego's cool. 514 00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:49,758 - Uh, how's the job? - The job's great. 515 00:25:49,842 --> 00:25:52,761 You know, it's a little corporate, but I get a lot of creative freedom, 516 00:25:52,845 --> 00:25:53,846 uh, luckily. 517 00:25:53,929 --> 00:25:56,431 - Yeah. Also you live with the CEO... - I do. 518 00:25:56,515 --> 00:26:00,227 - ... so certain amount of job security there. - I do have a lot of security. 519 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:02,563 And then how did you get into food chemistry, Jenna? 520 00:26:02,646 --> 00:26:04,273 Well, I studied chemistry. 521 00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:07,442 - I take it that's it. - Yeah. 522 00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:08,861 There it is. 523 00:26:08,944 --> 00:26:12,698 Speaking of, uh, chemistry, um, we are engaged. 524 00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:15,492 Whoo. Yeah. 525 00:26:15,576 --> 00:26:17,286 - Oh! - For real. 526 00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:18,453 Wow. 527 00:26:18,537 --> 00:26:19,537 - Whoo! - Oh, my goodness. 528 00:26:19,538 --> 00:26:21,039 - That's amazing. - That's fantastic. 529 00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:23,083 - Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh. - Aw. Aw. 530 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,210 - Congratulations, buddy. - Appreciate that. Thank you. 531 00:26:25,294 --> 00:26:28,297 - Congratulations. That is a big deal. Wow. - Thank you. Yeah. It's great. 532 00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:32,092 - Oh, my goodness. That's amazing. Yeah. - Um, so, um, 533 00:26:32,593 --> 00:26:35,512 Will tells me that you know everything about planning a wedding. 534 00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:36,680 Yeah, we're thinking Austin. 535 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:39,183 My parents would never speak to me again 536 00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:41,768 if I didn't invite every single person that I've ever met. 537 00:26:41,852 --> 00:26:43,228 - Okay. Right. - So I... 538 00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:48,859 - Amazing wedding. Great job. - Oh, hi. Thanks, buddy. 539 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,444 Yeah, no problem. This is incredible. 540 00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:52,863 - Thank you. Thank you. - You kidding me? Yeah. 541 00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:57,409 - It's good to see you. Yeah. - Nice to see you too. Yeah. Yeah. 542 00:26:57,492 --> 00:27:02,164 I, uh... Uh, I... I want to be real with you about something. 543 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:04,875 - I don't want that today. Is that okay? - I get it. We gotta talk. 544 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:07,920 - Ugh. I don't want this. - I'm gonna lay it out for you. I'm sorry. 545 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:11,715 But you and I, we, uh... 546 00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:13,884 we saw a UFO. 547 00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:17,179 - We totally did. We fucking saw that shit! - We saw a UFO together. Just... 548 00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:19,973 - It was just you and I. We saw that shit. - We saw it. We saw that fucking shit. 549 00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:22,684 - It was crazy. It was a crazy time. - That whole thing was crazy. 550 00:27:22,768 --> 00:27:24,770 - That whole period we were hanging out... - It was... 551 00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:26,730 - ... was just bananas. - It was a cuckoo time. Yes. 552 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:29,525 - It was wild. - It was awesome. It was awesome. 553 00:27:29,526 --> 00:27:30,567 It was a lot of fun. 554 00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:33,779 It was kind of thrilling being that euphoric and that miserable 555 00:27:33,862 --> 00:27:35,280 - at the same time in my life. - Yeah. 556 00:27:35,281 --> 00:27:36,281 - I know. - Right? 557 00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:41,161 And now it is so boring just being happy and stable all the time. 558 00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:44,248 And your fiancé is so beautiful 559 00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:47,251 - and, like, appropriate for you. - I know. And I'm gonna be, like, 560 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:49,294 happily with her for the rest of my life. 561 00:27:49,378 --> 00:27:50,712 I can't believe it. 562 00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:52,530 And I'm, like, not resenting my husband 563 00:27:52,531 --> 00:27:54,341 for giving me three children anymore. 564 00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:55,968 You appreciate that you have a thriving business 565 00:27:56,051 --> 00:27:58,095 - and a beautiful family. - Right, and it's like fulfilling. 566 00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:03,225 - It sucks, I'm sorry. - It sucks. 567 00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:06,353 - This sucks! This place sucks. It sucks. - It sucks, it's so gross here. 568 00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,146 - It's ugly, right? - Very ugly place. 569 00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:12,276 - I wish you picked a nice venue. - I know. 570 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,361 - Yeah. - But, you know, if things... 571 00:28:14,444 --> 00:28:17,114 You know, if things go south again and you, uh, you know... 572 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,700 - Have another breakdown or something? - Yeah. Hit me up. 573 00:28:19,783 --> 00:28:23,745 Oh! You know, it's funny, Jenna is really into what you've done here, 574 00:28:23,829 --> 00:28:28,000 and would you consider doing a wedding in San Diego by any chance? 575 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:30,919 Are you kidding me? The home of Maverick? 576 00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:33,422 - Got to. Yeah. - Come on. 577 00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:36,550 - We need to get the military involved... - Yeah. We'll have Tom Cruise fly over. 578 00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:39,553 - He can zoom in, right? - He could zoom in, smile at everyone. 579 00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:42,723 - Run? - Shake everyone's hand, run away. 580 00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:46,476 And I think for... for officiating we get a hologram. 581 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,646 - Love a hologram. - Yeah. And right now I was thinking 2Pac. 582 00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:52,065 Love... A 2Pac hologram officiating my wedding? 583 00:28:52,149 --> 00:28:53,233 - Come on, right? - Yeah. 584 00:28:53,317 --> 00:28:55,194 We were thinking of a destination wedding though. 585 00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:57,404 - Ooh, where? - Uh, Mar-a-Lago, have you heard of it? 586 00:28:57,487 --> 00:28:58,697 - You would love it. - I have an in. 587 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,490 - Yeah, you do. - The owner tried to hit on me. 588 00:29:00,574 --> 00:29:02,117 What is it with you and hundred-year-old men? 589 00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:03,911 They just know what they see is good... 590 00:29:03,994 --> 00:29:07,581 - Th... They like it. - ... and they go... 591 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:20,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 48155

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