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Baby, you made partner.
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They say you don't feel like a partner
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until you've been to the retreat.
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Oh. I've never heard that before.
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Well, I just made it up, but I can
do that now because I'm a partner.
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The power emanating from you
is really turning me on.
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- Yeah, it's turning me on too.
- Yeah.
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Hey, uh, why don't you get my lanyard?
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- Ooh, your lanyard.
- Mmm.
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Thank you.
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- Ooh, there it is.
- Wow.
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Look at that. You got a QR code.
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I gotta scan that QR code
for the full schedule.
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Oh, yeah. I'm gonna scan your ass.
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Oh, wow.
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Is this everything you ever dreamed of?
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Yes, but even blander,
if that's possible.
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- Sylvia. Oh, my God.
- Oh, hi. Hey, Stewart, nice to see you.
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I'm so glad you're here.
It's gonna be so much less boring.
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Aw, you're so sweet.
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Well, we're very excited
for our staycation,
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and me for my front-row seat
of the partners' orgy.
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- The orgy is supposed to be a secret.
- My bad.
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Oh. Cheese platter, hello.
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May I recommend
the florescent green cubes?
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- They taste like nothing.
- Mmm.
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Frank Schaeffer,
his speeches are endless.
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I think he founded the firm so he can
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hold us all hostage
with his golf stories.
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Oh, my God. That guy.
I've met him a dozen times.
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He never remembers my name. Not once.
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Never remembers anybody's name.
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It's one of the perks
of being successful.
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I cannot wait to be successful enough
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that I don't have to remember the names.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Welcome to the show, newbie.
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- Hey.
- Yeah. Hey, newbie.
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Congratulations, partner.
That was a cowboy accent.
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Oh, and a fine one at that.
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- Oh.
- Sylvia, you're from Australia.
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What do you know about cowboys?
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Oh, hey, did you guys hear
that Milton got taken off Dupont?
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- What?
- Wait, Milton was running point
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- on everything to do with Suarez.
- Mmm, he was.
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Not anymore.
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Sorry, we're gonna have to
take this from the top.
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Who's in charge? I've done wh...
A ton of work on Dupont.
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Okay, it was a mandatory
withdrawal, first of all.
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- But then trail... Yes.
- Mandatory withdrawal?
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- Hi, I'm Marjorie, Albert's wife.
- Oh, hi.
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Greg, Dan's husband.
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- Oh, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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Sylvia. I'm Charlie's wife.
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Mmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mmm.
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It's a disaster.
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- It's the event trial right now.
- Relax.
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- Gentlemen, playing through.
- Oh, hey, Frank. How's the speech coming?
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- how's it coming?
- Oh, slow.
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We're gonna have to skip
all the afternoon sessions
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to finish the damn thing. But who cares?
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It's a bunch of lawyers just waiting
to get to the bar. Am I right?
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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
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- Oh, it's okay.
- It's probably for the best.
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Frank Schaeffer.
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Sylvia Grieves. Yeah.
We've actually met before a few times.
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Oh, forgive me. I'm terrible with names.
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No, I'm just giving you a hard time.
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Just kidding. Nice to see you.
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- Prosecco?
- Yes.
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Wait a minute.
Did you use to work at Mezzaluna?
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Three years ago.
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Wait. Kenneth from Ohio.
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Yes. Oh, my God.
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Am I right? Am I right?
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It's a gift. All right, let's drink.
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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.MY-SUBS.com -
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So I'm at my aunt's apartment
with my cousins,
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and my aunt's cooking dinner.
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My favorite kind of dinner.
Seven-layer dip.
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And guess who walks in?
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I don't think you're ever gonna guess,
'cause you don't know him.
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Then he's like, "Just because we haven't
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seen each other since high school,
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doesn't mean we're not friends anymore."
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I'm like, "Were we
friends in high school?"
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Because he used to throw
chicken sandwiches at my head.
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And it was public school,
so the chicken was hard as fuck.
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So, we're at his place,
and his little brother is all like,
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"Don't touch my Xbox."
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And I'm like, "I don't even
play Xbox anymore, little man."
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You feel me?
Like, I-I put aside childish things.
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I play... I play adult games
like Settlers of Catan.
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- You ever played that?
- No.
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It's actually just called "Catan" now,
not "Settlers of Catan,"
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because of the implications of
settler colonialism.
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And the 7-Eleven was literally closed.
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I didn't even know it could close.
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Isn't that supposed
to be a 24-hour place?
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You know, like seven
days a week. Seven till 11?
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Ow! Fucking shit!
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Ah, shit, man. That looked like it hurt.
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- It did.
- Anyway, where was I?
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Yeah, the seven is for seven
days a week, but the 11 is...
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It's 11... Ugh. Eleven, um...
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When it closes, man.
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Oh, 11:00 p.m.
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- Yes.
- Damn.
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You know, I used to steal
from 7-Eleven all the time,
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but I didn't have to, I had the money.
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You know,
I'm like a normal blue-collar guy.
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You know, I like spicy stuff
as much as the next guy.
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But, uh... But have you ever
had Doritos for the damned?
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Fuck.
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Oh, you know you have to
sterilize that now, right?
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I know.
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Man, we work in a bar. How dope is that?
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It's pretty dope, Omar.
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Yo, did you, uh, print out that W-4?
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Um, no, actually the
printer here is broken.
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Okay. You ain't got
a printer at your house?
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I don't. My wife got
the printer in the divorce,
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so thanks for bringing up
that very, very, very painful memory.
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- I really appreciate that.
- What up, boys?
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Hey, yo, I got something
to float by you guys.
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- Uh, a possible collab for us.
- A collab?
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What do you think of Johnny 66?
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Johnny 66... Oh, that's
the restaurant chain, right?
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- Yeah, it's like a fast-casual place.
- Yeah, it's super cheesy, terrible.
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I don't know, but there's a lot of them.
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Ooh, well, just 'cause there's a lot of
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something, it does not mean it's good.
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That's a good lesson for you.
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There's a lot of serial killers.
Serial killers are not good.
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- Are there that many serial killers?
- I think there is a lot of serial killers.
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My grandma used to live next to
the Golden State killer.
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- There you go.
- That's crazy.
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They used to bring each other
banana bread and shit.
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There's more television shows
about serial killers
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than there's actually serial killers.
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I really hope that's true,
'cause if it's not,
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Ice-T alone has conservatively caught
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25,000 serial killers just in New York.
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- That's a lot of serial killers.
- Guys, let me talk, guys.
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- Please talk.
- I fucking met the CEO of Johnny 66,
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and guess what?
He's interested in licensing our beer.
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You're welcome.
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And he's coming in tonight to try it.
Let's fucking close this shit.
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I don't think that is, like,
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really what is representative
of who we are necessarily.
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Which is what again?
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Which is creating an incredibly
high-quality product using integrity,
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and then selling that product
to people on Hinge dates
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and, like, pretty well-to-do alcoholics.
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Well, I think Johnny 66
is a dope-ass idea.
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And if he likes our beer,
we make freaking bank, bro.
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We should do it.
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I'm sorry, I'm not interested.
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Well, overruled.
It's not really up to you, man.
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Uh, well, it is up to me,
'cause I'm the brewmaster.
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Well, I'm the money master
and this is my bar. So...
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Money master, uh, is not a thing.
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And me and Andy
each own a quarter of this place.
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Yeah, no. Yeah, you're right.
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You each own 24.5%
which together equals f...
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Forty-nine.
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Thank you. Forty-nine percent.
A minority stake, you fucking idiot.
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I'm the one who works
their fucking ass off
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to make this place what it is.
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Yeah, you did that with my money, bro.
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And you did a great job, William.
Congratulations.
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Look at all the attention we're getting.
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And now we can make even more money.
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I mean, that's what
life's about, right, boys?
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I mean, think about it,
it's about progression,
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it's about moving up.
It's about generational wealth.
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When you're playing Call of Duty,
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do you sit on rookie level
the entire time?
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Absolutely fucking not.
You move up, you go to elite.
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And then after elite, you go
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where Johnny 66 with an association of
Lucky Penny Brewing is gonna go.
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You go to legendary.
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I don't know what the fuck
any of that means
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because I'm over 12 years old.
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Will you tell this
mustachioed little fucking twerp
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that I'm not collabing
with a fascist burger chain?
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You know what?
I gotta go to the back and clean up
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because it's a little messy
making you guys money
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while you stand here
in your fucking vest.
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I didn't get your name. I'm Will.
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Those are fucking cool.
Are those Balmain?
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- Yo, she's with me.
- Yeah, no fucking kidding.
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I don't know anything about you at all.
I guarantee you can do better.
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Will, wait.
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I spent the last four months
in Des Moines working on a case.
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I gotta say, Des Moines,
surprisingly robust gay scene.
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- Mmm.
- Most of them work at Applebee's.
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I love Applebee's.
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She loves Applebee's.
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Who doesn't love Applebee's?
I'm still in touch with Duane.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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This retreat's for partners.
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Mmm, Vanessa, hey.
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- Plus, I get Sylvia.
- Oh.
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Oh, hi, Vanessa. Oh, my goodness.
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Look at the four of us.
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It's like a 20-year reunion
at Kaplan-Meyer summer associates.
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So, you made partner too.
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That's amazing. Congratulations.
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Thanks. Still not anywhere close
to the equity I deserve,
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but that is a lawsuit for another day.
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Wow, you are a trooper
for coming to this with Charlie.
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Oh, no, I'm not here
to hang out with Charlie.
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I'm just here for the free hotel room
and a night away from the kids.
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Oh, I hear that.
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Speaking of which,
how are Frances, Simon, and Maeve?
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- Nailed it.
- Mommies always do.
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I know, Mommy power.
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That's it. Mommy power.
I forgot how funny you are.
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Ah, Mommy power.
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But they're good. Thank you for asking.
Yeah. Yeah, three's a lot.
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Yeah, well, color me terrified then,
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'cause I just had my fourth.
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- What?
- Yep.
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But, did you...
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Anyway, I'm gonna go.
I will see you and you later, partners.
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And Mama, I want you to have a wonderful
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- day and take care of yourself, okay?
- You're the best.
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Vanessa, can we put our
heads together for a sec?
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Give me a second.
Mommy power. I've gotta...
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So, Vanessa made partner.
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- Mmm, yeah.
- Did I know that?
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Um, I don't know. Did you?
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I don't think I did.
No, I definitely didn't.
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Why didn't you tell me?
237
00:10:35,856 --> 00:10:37,900
Uh, I don't know,
it didn't seem that important.
238
00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,276
Lots of people make partner.
239
00:10:40,986 --> 00:10:42,363
I guess it just slipped my mind.
240
00:10:43,114 --> 00:10:44,990
It slipped your mind?
241
00:10:46,617 --> 00:10:47,660
What do you want me to say?
242
00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:49,912
She works hard,
she's been at the firm for a long time.
243
00:10:49,912 --> 00:10:52,957
When you do those things,
at a certain point you make partner.
244
00:10:52,957 --> 00:10:54,208
Yeah, but Vanessa is different.
245
00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:56,585
We went to law school together,
we clerked together.
246
00:10:56,585 --> 00:10:58,170
And you know how I feel about her.
247
00:10:58,170 --> 00:11:01,298
It's like she represents
everything that I could have been.
248
00:11:01,882 --> 00:11:04,343
Babe, I... I hear you. I-I really do.
249
00:11:05,386 --> 00:11:07,304
But she's not living some magical life.
250
00:11:08,139 --> 00:11:10,015
You know, she probably envies you.
251
00:11:10,015 --> 00:11:12,685
She's probably saying things
to her husband about you.
252
00:11:13,185 --> 00:11:14,218
Like what?
253
00:11:15,604 --> 00:11:19,650
I... I d... I don't know.
I'm not in their conversations.
254
00:11:19,650 --> 00:11:22,403
Maybe about you buying
the house, fixing it up,
255
00:11:22,403 --> 00:11:24,113
and being, you know, like, creative.
256
00:11:24,113 --> 00:11:25,489
You don't believe that.
257
00:11:25,489 --> 00:11:27,344
It sounds like a lot
more fun than arguing
258
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,993
about a legal contract for five hours
259
00:11:28,993 --> 00:11:30,995
around a conference table
where you can't cross your legs
260
00:11:30,995 --> 00:11:32,830
because there are so many AV wires.
261
00:11:34,582 --> 00:11:38,002
Uh, you know what? I'm sorry, babe.
I... It's not a big deal, right.
262
00:11:38,002 --> 00:11:41,380
This weekend is about you,
and I'm... I'm so proud of you.
263
00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:45,176
I just want you to enjoy yourself
and en-enjoy the AV wires.
264
00:11:45,718 --> 00:11:47,178
Thank you.
265
00:11:48,512 --> 00:11:50,193
And you enjoy your afternoon.
266
00:11:50,203 --> 00:11:52,683
And I'll see you at
the reception tonight.
267
00:11:52,683 --> 00:11:54,518
- Okay. Love you.
- Love you.
268
00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:58,814
Did you hear Milton
got taken off of Dupont?
269
00:11:58,814 --> 00:12:00,149
Wait, what?
270
00:12:00,149 --> 00:12:03,569
- I thought the Suarez case was his thing.
- Used to be.
271
00:12:03,569 --> 00:12:06,113
- Wow.
- Oh, Paul with the printer.
272
00:12:06,113 --> 00:12:07,615
- Hey, hey.
- Yes!
273
00:12:07,615 --> 00:12:09,150
They told me there were plugs up here
274
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,701
so I figured I'd... I'd bring it up.
275
00:12:10,701 --> 00:12:11,827
Yeah, might as well.
276
00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:14,163
Whoo-hoo! Problem solved!
277
00:12:14,163 --> 00:12:15,581
Did you bring a laptop cord?
278
00:12:15,581 --> 00:12:17,750
Uh, no. Where are my nachos?
I ordered nachos.
279
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,752
- How'd you order 'em?
- Fully loaded.
280
00:12:19,752 --> 00:12:21,003
That's what I thought.
281
00:12:29,345 --> 00:12:31,305
Oh, sorry.
282
00:12:32,556 --> 00:12:33,557
Uh, sorry.
283
00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:37,144
All rise.
284
00:12:38,562 --> 00:12:40,272
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
285
00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:42,441
This court now sentences you
286
00:12:42,451 --> 00:12:44,151
to two and a half years in the Clark...
287
00:12:44,444 --> 00:12:45,912
Next on Courtroom Live,
288
00:12:45,922 --> 00:12:47,738
a mother of three sues her alma mater
289
00:12:47,738 --> 00:12:49,824
when career opportunities th...
290
00:12:50,908 --> 00:12:52,868
You can't just take me off Dupont,
291
00:12:52,928 --> 00:12:54,567
I brought that case in.
292
00:12:54,578 --> 00:12:58,207
I'm not just some associate,
I'm a partner. I'm a partner!
293
00:13:11,387 --> 00:13:14,348
I don't see what the problem is.
My kids and I love Johnny 66.
294
00:13:14,348 --> 00:13:16,142
That does not make
me feel better at all.
295
00:13:16,142 --> 00:13:17,810
Well, it's not meant
to make you feel better.
296
00:13:17,810 --> 00:13:20,020
- It's meant to make our kids feel better.
- Why did we meet here?
297
00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,480
This is the lamest part of downtown.
298
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:25,192
You know, I was just really hungry.
And I also have this desire
299
00:13:25,192 --> 00:13:28,487
to be surrounded by classic cars
and old American nostalgia
300
00:13:28,487 --> 00:13:30,322
from when this country
was a better place.
301
00:13:30,322 --> 00:13:33,451
I found a way to reconcile
those two desires. Look.
302
00:13:34,201 --> 00:13:37,288
Oh no, not here.
No, no, no, no, I'm not going.
303
00:13:37,288 --> 00:13:39,498
No, there's so many better places
to eat around here.
304
00:13:39,498 --> 00:13:42,418
- Don't be a square. Come on. Come on.
- Oh, come on, don't do that.
305
00:13:42,418 --> 00:13:44,670
I can't be seen
going into a place like this.
306
00:13:45,254 --> 00:13:47,757
- Mmm?
- Mmm.
307
00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:49,258
- Hello.
- Hi.
308
00:13:49,258 --> 00:13:51,260
Uh, table for two, please.
309
00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:52,781
Oh, well, your pit crew will have your
310
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,972
table ready in one minute and counting.
311
00:13:54,972 --> 00:13:57,058
- Huh?
- All right, thank you.
312
00:13:58,443 --> 00:13:59,758
The fact that you like this place
313
00:13:59,768 --> 00:14:02,897
- is the most unknowable thing about you.
- Oh, I love this place.
314
00:14:02,897 --> 00:14:05,274
Now, why do we have
Rosa Parks on the wall
315
00:14:05,274 --> 00:14:07,349
next to three girls drinking milkshakes,
316
00:14:07,359 --> 00:14:09,570
above a car Adolf Hitler designed?
317
00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:11,614
It's your country. You explain it.
318
00:14:12,281 --> 00:14:14,158
Least she's at the front
of the restaurant.
319
00:14:14,158 --> 00:14:16,243
Who's this fucking guy?
320
00:14:16,243 --> 00:14:18,370
Oh, you know who that is?
321
00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:21,457
That's the founder and visionary
of Johnny 66.
322
00:14:21,457 --> 00:14:23,542
- It's Johnny Rev.
- That's not a real name.
323
00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:25,586
If it was, that would
be truly miraculous.
324
00:14:25,586 --> 00:14:27,797
He is actually a very interesting guy.
325
00:14:27,797 --> 00:14:30,049
He's very smart.
I heard him interviewed on NPR.
326
00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:33,010
They consider him a disrupter.
327
00:14:33,552 --> 00:14:35,113
Look he's, uh, disrupting people's
328
00:14:35,123 --> 00:14:36,847
buttholes after they
eat his onion rings.
329
00:14:36,847 --> 00:14:38,557
Listen, you could learn from him.
330
00:14:38,557 --> 00:14:41,352
What? How to become a hybrid
of a human and a tanning bed?
331
00:14:41,352 --> 00:14:44,480
How to run a beloved
and successful business.
332
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,575
Honestly, this place fucking sucks,
333
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:48,943
and I want nothing to do with it.
334
00:14:48,943 --> 00:14:50,277
That was cool.
335
00:14:51,612 --> 00:14:54,240
- Follow me.
- Thank you, I love your hair.
336
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,034
- Oh, they make me do this.
- That's great.
337
00:14:57,535 --> 00:14:59,620
Merch.
338
00:15:00,204 --> 00:15:01,747
Do people actually buy this shit?
339
00:15:01,747 --> 00:15:03,165
Ah, just have a little look.
340
00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:08,087
How many doo-wop songs are there?
341
00:15:08,087 --> 00:15:09,839
You know, if you
listen to the words carefully,
342
00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:12,883
every single one of them is about
having sex with an underage girl.
343
00:15:12,883 --> 00:15:14,385
It's a disgusting genre.
344
00:15:14,385 --> 00:15:16,762
I'm so bummed they didn't have
the mozzarella stick shifts.
345
00:15:16,762 --> 00:15:18,347
They're so good.
You would've loved them.
346
00:15:18,347 --> 00:15:19,932
The beer... The beer is garbage.
347
00:15:19,932 --> 00:15:22,935
You should try a fender blender.
They're very strong.
348
00:15:22,935 --> 00:15:24,019
What's in there?
349
00:15:24,019 --> 00:15:26,021
Everything that's in a piña colada.
350
00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:29,400
- So it's a piña colada?
- No, it's a fender blender.
351
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,026
- That's good branding.
- You want to get one?
352
00:15:31,026 --> 00:15:33,279
- I'm okay, I'm... Thank you.
- Come on.
353
00:15:34,572 --> 00:15:36,866
♪ Happy birthday ♪
♪ Happy, happy, birthday ♪
354
00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:40,035
♪ Happy birthday ♪
♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪
355
00:15:40,035 --> 00:15:45,583
♪ Happy birthday ♪
♪ Happy, happy, birthday ♪
356
00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:49,503
♪ Happy birthday ♪
♪ Happy, happy, birthday to you ♪
357
00:15:49,503 --> 00:15:52,757
- Vroom, vroom. Happy birthday, Daddy-o.
- Thank you.
358
00:15:52,757 --> 00:15:55,050
- Love you, baby doll!
- Not my birthday.
359
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,219
- Not my birthday.
- Thanks, guys. He's lying.
360
00:15:57,219 --> 00:15:58,679
- You proud of yourself?
- Happy birthday.
361
00:15:58,679 --> 00:16:01,724
You know my wish? That a meteorite
kills us all, right now.
362
00:16:05,686 --> 00:16:07,267
I'll give it to Johnny Rev,
363
00:16:07,277 --> 00:16:09,774
which I assume is short
for "Johnathan Revolution."
364
00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:13,277
These are delicious, and these booths
are very fun to sit in.
365
00:16:13,277 --> 00:16:15,154
- See?
- And the food is pretty fucking good.
366
00:16:15,154 --> 00:16:18,616
- Mmm, somebody changing their mind?
- No, not at all.
367
00:16:18,616 --> 00:16:19,992
I-I'm confused.
368
00:16:20,493 --> 00:16:24,205
Isn't the point of starting a brewery
just to sell a lot of beer?
369
00:16:24,205 --> 00:16:26,749
The point is to sell good beer,
which we are doing.
370
00:16:26,749 --> 00:16:28,584
And I'm very happy
with our level of success,
371
00:16:28,584 --> 00:16:30,086
and I have no interest
in selling out to,
372
00:16:30,086 --> 00:16:31,921
like, a giant corporate conglomerate.
373
00:16:31,921 --> 00:16:33,672
That's a little bit illogical. Come on.
374
00:16:33,672 --> 00:16:36,383
Like, you're just gonna be
making beer and selling beer
375
00:16:36,383 --> 00:16:37,927
and probably make a lot of money.
376
00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:39,804
- And...
- Why is everyone so obsessed with money?
377
00:16:39,804 --> 00:16:45,518
Whoa. Take it easy.
Back up, Alexandria Cortazio-Cortez.
378
00:16:45,518 --> 00:16:46,852
Not even almost her name.
379
00:16:46,852 --> 00:16:49,271
I don't think you got...
I think you got one out of three right.
380
00:16:50,272 --> 00:16:52,274
Okay. Wha... What's really going on?
381
00:16:56,612 --> 00:16:58,197
- I'm gonna be honest with you.
- Mmm.
382
00:17:00,199 --> 00:17:02,368
- I am cool.
- Mmm.
383
00:17:03,244 --> 00:17:04,745
I'm... I'm a cool.
384
00:17:04,745 --> 00:17:06,288
- I'm in the cool category.
- "A cool"?
385
00:17:06,288 --> 00:17:07,998
- I'm a cool guy.
- Singular?
386
00:17:07,998 --> 00:17:11,752
This place?
Not fucking cool. It's uncool.
387
00:17:12,544 --> 00:17:16,131
And if you're like me,
that is terrifying. Okay?
388
00:17:16,131 --> 00:17:18,259
- You gotta stay cool. Gotta stay cool.
- I gotta stay cool.
389
00:17:18,259 --> 00:17:19,592
I can't not be cool.
390
00:17:19,592 --> 00:17:22,096
Nobody is saying that you're not cool.
391
00:17:22,096 --> 00:17:24,139
This place would be saying I'm not cool.
392
00:17:24,139 --> 00:17:26,392
Nobody's saying you're not cool.
393
00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:31,147
I'm just suggesting that maybe
at this point in our lives
394
00:17:31,147 --> 00:17:34,734
when we're at this age, that maybe
we should focus less on being cool
395
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:37,236
and more on acting our age.
396
00:17:37,236 --> 00:17:41,198
Well, that was spoken
like a true lamazoid.
397
00:17:41,198 --> 00:17:43,367
I just can't be a corporate sellout.
398
00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:45,494
Well, you gotta go tell Andy.
399
00:17:45,494 --> 00:17:47,496
He went to business school.
I don't know what to say.
400
00:17:47,496 --> 00:17:50,207
I'm a lawyer. I'll come with you.
We'll sort it out.
401
00:17:50,207 --> 00:17:52,042
- I'll come with you.
- Oh, thank you.
402
00:17:55,087 --> 00:17:57,965
You guys look fucking insane.
403
00:17:57,965 --> 00:18:00,926
Yeah, and I'll tell you why.
We were at Johnny 66.
404
00:18:00,926 --> 00:18:02,470
We had a great time.
405
00:18:02,470 --> 00:18:04,430
The cake was good,
and it came in a little car,
406
00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:06,182
but other than that
it fucking sucks there,
407
00:18:06,182 --> 00:18:08,476
and we cannot have this guy
coming here tonight,
408
00:18:08,476 --> 00:18:09,951
trying all of our delicious beers
409
00:18:09,961 --> 00:18:11,687
and making us an offer we can't refuse.
410
00:18:11,687 --> 00:18:14,023
I think we should serve
our beers at Johnny 66.
411
00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:16,609
Yeah, I want to completely sell out
and make money.
412
00:18:17,193 --> 00:18:20,404
Are you kidding me, man?
Have you been inside of a Johnny 66?
413
00:18:20,404 --> 00:18:22,406
I have. It's not good.
414
00:18:22,406 --> 00:18:24,700
There was a painting on the wall
of Martin Luther King
415
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,368
on a surfboard with Fred Flintstone,
416
00:18:26,952 --> 00:18:29,580
and even in the painting
Martin Luther King was like, "Really?"
417
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:33,709
Whatever. Whatever. I googled them,
and there's a fuck ton of them.
418
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:35,086
Meaning we can make a lot of money.
419
00:18:35,086 --> 00:18:37,147
You know, what makes me sad at night is
420
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,715
how obsessed with "money" everyone is.
421
00:18:39,715 --> 00:18:41,258
Well, we live in America.
422
00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:44,553
- Right. It's a capitalist society.
- With money, you can buy a car.
423
00:18:44,553 --> 00:18:46,222
Or it gets you a printer for your house,
424
00:18:46,222 --> 00:18:48,391
so you can get me that fucking W-4
I've been asking for.
425
00:18:48,391 --> 00:18:50,976
- I know the things money does.
- You know what I think?
426
00:18:50,976 --> 00:18:53,270
You don't want this deal
to work out because it came from Reggie,
427
00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:55,648
and you fucking hate Reggie
because he's Audrey's brother.
428
00:18:55,648 --> 00:18:57,858
And you're clearly not over
your goddamn divorce
429
00:18:57,858 --> 00:18:59,519
so you're gonna tank every idea he has,
430
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:02,696
- even if it's a fucking good one.
- That's actually very insightful.
431
00:19:02,696 --> 00:19:05,533
- This is about the divorce, and...
- Don't start fucking therapizing me.
432
00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:08,953
- Go... Go open a practice together.
- Fuck, maybe we should. Maybe we should.
433
00:19:08,953 --> 00:19:11,956
I bet you I'd make more money there
than I do in this fucking place.
434
00:19:11,956 --> 00:19:13,737
Look, I'm just
saying it wouldn't kill us
435
00:19:13,747 --> 00:19:15,626
to get a little more liquid. That's all.
436
00:19:15,626 --> 00:19:17,187
All I know is that this place is
437
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,171
always full, and we're both doing fine.
438
00:19:19,672 --> 00:19:23,551
Fuck fine. I want more
than fine. Goddamn it. You know this.
439
00:19:23,551 --> 00:19:27,263
I wanna be married, bro.
I wanna start a family, do family shit.
440
00:19:27,263 --> 00:19:28,631
You just think you want that. You don't
441
00:19:28,641 --> 00:19:30,057
actually fucking want that. You're fine.
442
00:19:30,057 --> 00:19:31,726
- Where are you going?
- Nowhere.
443
00:19:37,815 --> 00:19:38,983
- Will?
- Yeah.
444
00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:41,485
You're spilling the beer.
445
00:19:41,485 --> 00:19:44,280
I know I am. Can't serve beer
if there is no beer.
446
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,698
Hey, what are you doing?
447
00:19:45,698 --> 00:19:48,242
Hey, Omar. Will you help me,
uh, empty this tank over here?
448
00:19:48,242 --> 00:19:49,326
- Oh, yeah.
- Thank you.
449
00:19:50,369 --> 00:19:51,758
The-These tanks look like
450
00:19:51,768 --> 00:19:54,039
- they hold a-a lot of beer.
- They do.
451
00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:56,584
And that's a very small hose,
and there's a lot of tanks in here.
452
00:19:56,584 --> 00:19:58,586
But it is a largely symbolic gesture.
453
00:19:58,586 --> 00:20:01,213
Well, and there's also some
cans of beer behind you.
454
00:20:01,213 --> 00:20:03,924
Those are cider, not beer.
But I can empty those too.
455
00:20:03,924 --> 00:20:06,051
Yeah. You'd like the cider.
Ladies love cider.
456
00:20:06,051 --> 00:20:07,553
- Dude, Will.
- I do like cider.
457
00:20:07,553 --> 00:20:09,513
- I'm Sylvia.
- Will, what the fuck are you doing, bro?
458
00:20:09,513 --> 00:20:12,224
- Hey.
- Goddamn it! What the... Stop it.
459
00:20:12,224 --> 00:20:13,267
Gimme the fucking... Don't...
460
00:20:13,267 --> 00:20:14,435
Ah! Stop it!
461
00:20:14,435 --> 00:20:16,937
- No! I won't stop. No!
- Hey. Gimme the hose.
462
00:20:16,937 --> 00:20:18,731
- Get outta here.
- No! Fuck you.
463
00:20:18,731 --> 00:20:21,442
It's in my eyes, you dick!
What are you doing?
464
00:20:21,442 --> 00:20:22,818
I will not go down without a fight!
465
00:20:22,818 --> 00:20:26,238
What you said
about Audrey is not true, okay?
466
00:20:26,238 --> 00:20:27,346
Yeah, I've moved on from that.
467
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,116
I've resolved that
situation emotionally.
468
00:20:29,116 --> 00:20:31,368
I even got my stuff out
of her place, okay?
469
00:20:31,368 --> 00:20:33,496
This has to do with
the fact that I hate Reggie,
470
00:20:33,496 --> 00:20:36,874
and I do not hate him because
he is Audrey's stepbrother!
471
00:20:36,874 --> 00:20:39,335
I hate him because he's
a fucking piece of shit!
472
00:20:39,335 --> 00:20:41,462
Goodbye.
473
00:20:43,214 --> 00:20:44,215
Dick!
474
00:20:45,549 --> 00:20:46,997
Am I gonna have to clean this up?
475
00:20:47,007 --> 00:20:49,887
Because it seems like
it shouldn't be my job.
476
00:20:51,597 --> 00:20:53,641
Motherfucker,
we both have to clean this up.
477
00:20:53,641 --> 00:20:55,267
It's only four people that work in here.
478
00:20:57,686 --> 00:20:58,687
Yo. Hey.
479
00:20:59,313 --> 00:21:00,314
- Hey.
- Hey.
480
00:21:01,232 --> 00:21:02,691
- You okay?
- Yeah, it's fine.
481
00:21:02,691 --> 00:21:04,985
It's just work shit.
That's our normal, everyday dynamic.
482
00:21:04,985 --> 00:21:06,570
And I think it's quite healthy actually.
483
00:21:07,154 --> 00:21:09,907
I ca... I've never
seen anything like that.
484
00:21:09,907 --> 00:21:12,201
That's, like, the biggest argument
I've ever seen. Wow.
485
00:21:12,201 --> 00:21:13,616
Oh. I'm proud of where
we've gotten, to be honest.
486
00:21:13,626 --> 00:21:14,912
It used to be much worse.
487
00:21:14,912 --> 00:21:16,705
Uh, what are you doing now?
Do you wanna hang out?
488
00:21:16,705 --> 00:21:18,499
Uh, yeah. I'm... Uh, no, I can't.
489
00:21:18,499 --> 00:21:20,126
I gotta go back to the Omni.
490
00:21:20,126 --> 00:21:21,252
You're staying at the Omni?
491
00:21:21,252 --> 00:21:24,672
You cashing in on Air Miles
for a sexy weekend?
492
00:21:24,672 --> 00:21:26,549
Charlie's got a work reception there.
493
00:21:26,549 --> 00:21:28,426
I actually have to meet him
in 20 minutes. I'm late.
494
00:21:28,426 --> 00:21:29,510
- Oh.
- Yeah.
495
00:21:29,510 --> 00:21:31,846
I haven't seen Charlie in forever.
496
00:21:31,846 --> 00:21:33,764
I love that guy.
I would love to see Charlie.
497
00:21:33,764 --> 00:21:36,183
- Really?
- I mean, unless you don't want me to come.
498
00:21:36,183 --> 00:21:38,519
No. You really want to come?
499
00:21:38,519 --> 00:21:40,521
Yeah. Thanks. I got nothing going on.
500
00:21:40,521 --> 00:21:41,897
Okay. Well...
501
00:21:41,897 --> 00:21:43,941
I can't get a Lyft.
It's, like, 25 minutes away.
502
00:21:43,941 --> 00:21:46,068
Oh, yeah. Lyfts are too scared
to come to this neighborhood.
503
00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:47,153
- Oh.
- We'll take a scooter.
504
00:21:47,153 --> 00:21:48,320
- Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah.
505
00:21:48,988 --> 00:21:51,240
Oh. Never been on one of these before.
506
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,325
Oh, yeah? Use that one. My treat.
507
00:21:54,118 --> 00:21:56,412
Ugh. It's got a lot of
bird poop on that one.
508
00:21:56,412 --> 00:21:58,914
Sure does. Oh, this one's busted.
509
00:21:59,790 --> 00:22:00,791
Whoa!
510
00:22:03,586 --> 00:22:04,587
Why?
511
00:22:04,587 --> 00:22:07,548
Why do people do anything?
It's a complicated question.
512
00:22:09,675 --> 00:22:12,136
Do you think this is a good idea
if you've had a few drinks?
513
00:22:12,636 --> 00:22:14,972
I think they invented these
for people who had a few drinks.
514
00:22:31,822 --> 00:22:33,282
You like the beer?
515
00:22:33,282 --> 00:22:34,366
No. Terrible.
516
00:22:35,076 --> 00:22:36,619
- You want another one?
- 'Course.
517
00:22:45,544 --> 00:22:47,379
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's happening?
- Toss 'em.
518
00:22:47,379 --> 00:22:48,714
It's part of their terms of service.
519
00:22:48,714 --> 00:22:50,257
- They want you to do it.
- Oh.
520
00:22:50,257 --> 00:22:51,509
Get down!
521
00:22:51,509 --> 00:22:53,010
- Okay. Yeah!
- Get it!
522
00:22:54,553 --> 00:22:56,408
I'm just gonna go up to the room and get
523
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,349
changed, so just wait for me down here.
524
00:22:58,349 --> 00:22:59,683
- Okay. Yeah. No problem.
- Okay.
525
00:22:59,683 --> 00:23:00,768
Hey, there's Charlie.
526
00:23:01,352 --> 00:23:03,437
Hey, Charlie. What's up, man?
527
00:23:03,437 --> 00:23:05,648
N-N-No. I've gotta take off
these clothes. What are you doing?
528
00:23:05,648 --> 00:23:06,857
It's too late. He's coming over.
529
00:23:06,857 --> 00:23:09,276
- Oh. Surprised. Did not expect to see you.
- Hi. Look at you.
530
00:23:09,276 --> 00:23:13,447
You look beautiful, sir.
And even firmer than last time,
531
00:23:13,447 --> 00:23:14,865
and you were firm as fuck, my friend.
532
00:23:14,865 --> 00:23:17,034
Oh, thank you.
Uh, you-you look great too.
533
00:23:17,034 --> 00:23:19,328
Oh, that's not true.
I look bad. I've had a rough year.
534
00:23:19,328 --> 00:23:21,580
- Hi. I'm Stewart.
- Oh. Will. Nice to meet you.
535
00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:24,333
We all used to work together,
like, a hundred years ago.
536
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:27,002
- Cool.
- Y-You... You two look festive.
537
00:23:27,002 --> 00:23:28,770
Actually, he looks a lot better than
538
00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:30,631
what he did at the beginning of the day.
539
00:23:30,631 --> 00:23:32,425
You should have seen his outfit.
540
00:23:32,425 --> 00:23:35,094
Oh, my God.
He looked insane. No offense.
541
00:23:35,094 --> 00:23:36,971
Oh, I'd be offended
if you did like how I dress.
542
00:23:36,971 --> 00:23:39,348
You look like you
live in Ann Taylor Loft.
543
00:23:40,433 --> 00:23:42,560
Hmm. I love Ann Taylor.
They have great styling.
544
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,936
They do. Very beige.
545
00:23:43,936 --> 00:23:48,274
Okay, Sylvia. We get it. You got
a hot bod. Cease and desist.
546
00:23:49,817 --> 00:23:52,236
Hey. Vanessa. I'm a partner
at the same firm as Charlie.
547
00:23:52,236 --> 00:23:54,280
- Oh. I'm Will. Congratulations.
- Thank you.
548
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,782
Uh, I'm not a lawyer,
but, um, good for you. Yeah.
549
00:23:56,782 --> 00:23:57,992
So, Sylvia,
550
00:23:57,992 --> 00:23:59,393
what'd you get up to with your day while
551
00:23:59,403 --> 00:24:01,746
we were stuck in an
M&A strategy session?
552
00:24:01,746 --> 00:24:03,748
- Oh.
- Little spa time for Mama?
553
00:24:05,332 --> 00:24:06,751
Did Mama have some spa time?
554
00:24:07,793 --> 00:24:09,295
- You saw I made the funny one laugh?
- Yeah.
555
00:24:09,295 --> 00:24:11,422
- Yeah, I'm not a clown.
- Mm-hmm.
556
00:24:11,422 --> 00:24:14,550
Charlie, you free for dinner
after my speech?
557
00:24:14,550 --> 00:24:16,025
The Winer and Finling people and I
558
00:24:16,035 --> 00:24:17,845
are going to The Palm for surf and turf.
559
00:24:17,845 --> 00:24:19,430
- Oh, um...
- I'm going.
560
00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:20,973
You should definitely go.
561
00:24:20,973 --> 00:24:23,768
Oh, darling, can I get
a-a Johnnie Walker on the rocks, please?
562
00:24:24,477 --> 00:24:26,687
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm... I'm not a waitress here.
563
00:24:26,687 --> 00:24:29,440
Oh. My mistake.
I'm... I'm Frank Schaeffer.
564
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,233
I know. I've met you like 200 times.
565
00:24:31,233 --> 00:24:32,860
Oh. That's my speech.
566
00:24:32,860 --> 00:24:34,653
How about we play a little game?
567
00:24:35,196 --> 00:24:37,131
I give you your speech back
568
00:24:37,141 --> 00:24:39,950
if you can remember my
name in three guesses.
569
00:24:39,950 --> 00:24:41,952
Okay.
570
00:24:41,952 --> 00:24:45,498
- Uh, sweetie. I...
- Nobody hints. No hints. No hints.
571
00:24:45,498 --> 00:24:48,125
I remember. You're Charlie's wife.
572
00:24:48,125 --> 00:24:50,920
No. Not a name.
"Charlie's wife" is not a name.
573
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,838
- Was that a guess?
- You have two more guesses left.
574
00:24:52,838 --> 00:24:54,965
It's like Rumpelstiltskin
but very awkward.
575
00:24:54,965 --> 00:24:57,968
- Okay, sweetie. I...
- It's very funny. Very, very funny.
576
00:24:57,968 --> 00:25:00,262
But I know your name. It's Marni.
577
00:25:00,846 --> 00:25:04,433
Nope. Cool name. I could
be a Marni. Not my name.
578
00:25:04,433 --> 00:25:07,103
So you have one guess left.
579
00:25:07,103 --> 00:25:09,063
All right, we've had our fun.
580
00:25:09,063 --> 00:25:11,232
Let me take my speech back
'cause I'm gonna need it.
581
00:25:11,232 --> 00:25:13,401
- Nope. You have one more guess.
- All right.
582
00:25:14,026 --> 00:25:15,611
- Um...
- Sylvia.
583
00:25:15,611 --> 00:25:17,488
Hey, no hints.
584
00:25:17,488 --> 00:25:19,198
I remember your name.
585
00:25:20,616 --> 00:25:21,617
Cynthia.
586
00:25:21,617 --> 00:25:23,327
Nope. It's Sylvia.
587
00:25:23,327 --> 00:25:25,871
- Oh.
- Oh, shit. She did it. She fucking did it.
588
00:25:25,871 --> 00:25:27,373
Now you're gonna remember who I am.
589
00:25:27,373 --> 00:25:28,666
That's my speech.
590
00:25:28,666 --> 00:25:31,627
She said... Sh... She said,
"Now you'll remember who I am."
591
00:25:31,627 --> 00:25:33,379
Next time you'll remember my name.
592
00:25:33,379 --> 00:25:34,964
She said next time
you'll remember her name.
593
00:25:34,964 --> 00:25:36,507
- Thank you.
- Okay. All right.
594
00:25:36,507 --> 00:25:38,342
Oh.
595
00:25:38,342 --> 00:25:39,885
Get her some...
Get her some barbecue sauce.
596
00:25:39,885 --> 00:25:41,804
When I do shrooms, I use barbecue sauce.
597
00:25:41,804 --> 00:25:43,347
Let's get you a glass of water.
598
00:25:45,516 --> 00:25:47,268
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
599
00:25:47,268 --> 00:25:49,395
That was insane.
That's gonna fuck up your tummy.
600
00:25:49,395 --> 00:25:50,646
Where did that come from?
601
00:25:50,646 --> 00:25:52,907
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I don't know what happened.
602
00:25:52,917 --> 00:25:54,525
I just lost it. I saw red and...
603
00:25:54,525 --> 00:25:56,160
I-I know that Frank is an asshole,
604
00:25:56,170 --> 00:25:57,570
but seriously, that was over the top.
605
00:25:57,570 --> 00:25:59,905
- I know. I...
- I-I... This door locked behind us.
606
00:25:59,905 --> 00:26:02,116
- I'm trapped out here with you.
- I see that guy every day.
607
00:26:02,116 --> 00:26:04,160
I have to kiss his ass.
I have to be on his good side.
608
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,953
I have to go
on one of his fishing trips now.
609
00:26:05,953 --> 00:26:07,955
I have avoided them for years,
but now I have to do it.
610
00:26:07,955 --> 00:26:10,541
I hate that weird little lodge.
There are bunk beds.
611
00:26:10,541 --> 00:26:12,209
- I know. I'm sorry.
- And now I have to do it.
612
00:26:12,209 --> 00:26:15,546
Truly, Sylvia, what was that about?
613
00:26:15,546 --> 00:26:18,048
Why didn't you just tell me
that Vanessa was making partner?
614
00:26:18,048 --> 00:26:20,092
Why? I know that didn't
slip your mind, babe.
615
00:26:20,092 --> 00:26:21,405
Because I knew if I told you, you would
616
00:26:21,416 --> 00:26:23,691
do something insane like you just did.
617
00:26:24,138 --> 00:26:25,848
I'm your husband. I'm not blind.
618
00:26:25,848 --> 00:26:28,642
You could have had a career
like Vanessa's but you chose not to.
619
00:26:29,477 --> 00:26:32,730
I chose to watch our children grow up.
620
00:26:33,773 --> 00:26:37,276
And those are precious years. I'm
grateful for that. I'm glad I did it,
621
00:26:37,276 --> 00:26:39,184
but it doesn't mean that it's not hard
622
00:26:39,194 --> 00:26:40,571
for me to come somewhere like this.
623
00:26:40,571 --> 00:26:43,574
I just feel insecure,
and seeing all of these old colleagues
624
00:26:43,574 --> 00:26:46,619
and they're just treating me
like I'm an invisible ghost.
625
00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:50,956
Okay, fine. If you want to
get back into the law, you can.
626
00:26:50,956 --> 00:26:53,292
You just have to find something
that excites you.
627
00:26:53,876 --> 00:26:56,420
Oh, really? I've been out of
the workforce for 13 years.
628
00:26:56,420 --> 00:26:58,297
That's a real asset to an employer.
629
00:26:58,297 --> 00:27:00,591
- It's a key card situation, so...
- Okay.
630
00:27:00,591 --> 00:27:02,372
I am not saying that there won't be bars
631
00:27:02,382 --> 00:27:04,011
to entry, but you have a law degree.
632
00:27:04,011 --> 00:27:06,889
You are a very good lawyer.
If you want to do it, you can.
633
00:27:06,889 --> 00:27:08,599
But I'm not just a lawyer, Charlie.
634
00:27:08,599 --> 00:27:10,643
I'm also a mom.
I have to pick up my kids at 2:00.
635
00:27:10,643 --> 00:27:11,727
No. Not necessarily true.
636
00:27:11,727 --> 00:27:12,928
There are plenty of rewarding jobs
637
00:27:12,938 --> 00:27:15,189
- that you can do from 9:00 until 2:00.
- Really? Oh.
638
00:27:15,189 --> 00:27:17,483
Why don't you tell your boss
you're gonna do a five-hour workday?
639
00:27:17,483 --> 00:27:18,901
Tell me how that goes.
640
00:27:23,030 --> 00:27:25,950
Hey, guys. Sorry to interrupt,
but Frank's about to give his speech.
641
00:27:25,950 --> 00:27:27,785
You probably don't want to miss that.
642
00:27:31,497 --> 00:27:33,374
- Just... Just go.
- I-I'm sorry.
643
00:27:33,374 --> 00:27:36,419
- We will... We'll discuss later.
- Yes, yes.
644
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,966
Come on. Go with him.
645
00:27:41,966 --> 00:27:44,135
No. He doesn't want me in there.
646
00:27:44,135 --> 00:27:45,763
He does. Your very, very, very
647
00:27:45,773 --> 00:27:47,388
attractive husband
does want you in there.
648
00:27:47,388 --> 00:27:50,307
Also, you ate that guy's fucking speech.
You got to see what he says.
649
00:27:51,392 --> 00:27:54,562
I kind of know what his speech
is gonna be like in my gut.
650
00:27:55,229 --> 00:27:57,440
Goddamn! That's solid.
651
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,276
Even in these dark times,
bringing the heat.
652
00:28:00,276 --> 00:28:01,736
- Thanks, buddy.
- Get in there.
653
00:28:07,408 --> 00:28:10,244
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. Fuck.
654
00:28:35,478 --> 00:28:39,106
- Sunday morning. Hmm.
- Hmm. I love fruit.
655
00:28:39,106 --> 00:28:40,983
Skaagn.
656
00:29:00,044 --> 00:29:01,670
Do you have a business center?
657
00:29:41,961 --> 00:29:42,962
What is that?
658
00:29:42,962 --> 00:29:45,381
My W-4. You-You've been asking for it.
659
00:29:45,381 --> 00:29:46,465
Okay.
660
00:29:47,049 --> 00:29:49,468
- You know you have to fill it out, right?
- I do. Can I borrow your pen?
661
00:29:49,468 --> 00:29:52,179
- Yes, you can. Here you go.
- Thank you.
662
00:29:52,179 --> 00:29:56,350
- What is my, uh, federal tax ID number?
- You should probably know that.
663
00:29:56,350 --> 00:29:59,311
Yeah. I don't know that.
My mom has all that information.
664
00:29:59,311 --> 00:30:00,896
I love your mom.
665
00:30:03,691 --> 00:30:05,192
What are we serving the Johnny 66 guy?
666
00:30:06,068 --> 00:30:07,695
Um, probably everything.
667
00:30:08,279 --> 00:30:11,240
- That cool with you, brewmaster?
- It is.
668
00:30:12,366 --> 00:30:13,367
The jumpsuit.
669
00:30:13,909 --> 00:30:15,786
- Nice, huh?
- Yeah. I'm super into it.
670
00:30:15,786 --> 00:30:18,122
It's super cool.
We should totally sell these.
671
00:30:18,122 --> 00:30:19,665
- Fuck, yeah.
- It's comfortable too.
672
00:30:19,665 --> 00:30:20,958
Hell yeah. It looks comfortable.
673
00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:24,545
It is hard to pee in, but overall, uh,
you know, very, very nice.
674
00:30:24,545 --> 00:30:25,880
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
675
00:30:26,756 --> 00:30:27,869
Next year,
676
00:30:28,424 --> 00:30:30,092
we're just, uh, gonna keep...
677
00:30:31,135 --> 00:30:38,017
We're gonna keep building
on that bigness, and, uh...
678
00:30:38,017 --> 00:30:42,146
Uh, we're gonna expand to a level...
679
00:30:44,231 --> 00:30:46,525
that'll be, uh, the next level.
680
00:30:50,905 --> 00:30:57,787
You know, the... the arc of the universe
bends to... toward, uh...
681
00:31:00,122 --> 00:31:02,333
Well, thank you.
682
00:31:08,839 --> 00:31:11,008
Uh, that was a great speech.
683
00:31:11,008 --> 00:31:12,468
Thank you, Sylvia.
684
00:31:22,144 --> 00:31:24,688
- It worked. He remembered my name.
- Yeah.
685
00:31:24,688 --> 00:31:26,982
He just said, "Thank you, Sylvia."
686
00:31:33,661 --> 00:31:38,661
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