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THANKS FOR LETTING ME BORROW
THESE EARRINGS, MOM.
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THEY LOOK GREAT.
OH, YOU CAN HAVE 'EM.
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I ACTUALLY BOUGHT SOME NEW ONES
TO GO WITH THIS NEW DRESS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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[ GASPS ] WOW,
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, MOM!
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THANK YOU.
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THIS ISN'T
MY FAVORITE COLOR,
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BUT I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE I KNEW
YOUR FATHER WAS GONNA LOVE IT.
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AW, THAT'S GREAT HOW YOU STILL
DO THINGS FOR HIM.
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I WOULD NEVER PUT ON A COLOR
I DIDN'T WANT TO WEAR
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JUST TO PLEASE TONY.
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[ CHUCKLES ] [ CHUCKLES ]
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BUT, COME TO THINK OF IT,
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I LOOK GOOD IN EVERY COLOR,
SO IT'S REALLY IRRELEVANT.
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YOU KNOW, CLAIRE,
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WHEN YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED
FOR AS LONG AS WE HAVE...
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I'M OVER HERE.
I'M OVER HERE.
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I'M OVER HERE,
HERE, HERE, HERE.
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WHEN YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED
FOR AS LONG AS WE HAVE,
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YOU'LL FIND OUT THAT IT'S
THE LITTLE... I'M OVER HERE.
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I'M OVER HERE.
HERE.
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YOU'LL FIND OUT THAT IT'S
THE LITTLE THINGS, BABY,
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THAT KEEP YOUR PARTNER
INTERESTED.
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REALLY?
YES.
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I THOUGHT IT WAS
ALL OF THIS...
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ALL OF THIS.
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[ LAUGHS ] YEAH!
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WHAT?
THAT IS ALL OF THIS.
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WHOO, YEAH.
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LOOK AT THAT,
LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT THAT!
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YOU LIKE?
OH, I LOVE IT!
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OOH, LOOK AT
THAT BACKFIELD MOVE.
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YOU REALLY LIKE IT,
BABY?
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YES, YES!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU REALLY LIKE IT,
BABY?
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OH, WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE
ABOUT TERRELL OWENS?
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GO, GO, GO, GO!
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OKAY.
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WELL, I GUESS
I'LL JUST SIT WITH MY BABY.
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SURE.
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HEY, YEAH,
THAT'S PERFECT.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
HERE WE GO.
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YEAH, THAT'S PERFECT.
THAT'S PERFECT.
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WAIT.
WHAT?
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WAIT, OH, THIS IS NICE.
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REALLY?
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YEAH, THIS IS THE TEXTURE.
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THIS IS JUST WHAT I'VE
BEEN LOOKING FOR.
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WATCH THIS. HUH?
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I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO
USE MY PALM.
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OH, YOU'RE GONNA BE USING
YOUR PALM, ALL RIGHT.
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MICHAEL!
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DON'T YOU SEE SOMEBODY
WEARING SOMETHING COMPLETELY NEW
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RIGHT IN FRONT
OF YOUR FACE?!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I SURE DO.
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THANK YOU.
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CHRIS BERMAN HAS A BRAND-NEW
TIE ON "SportsCenter."
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I WOULD HAVE NEVER NOTICED
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU.
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NO!
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NO, NO!
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WOMEN...
WHAT'S WRONG WITH...
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WHAT ARE YOU
SO MAD ABOUT?
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MICHAEL, YOU NOTICED
THAT CHRIS BERMAN
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HAD ON A NEW TIE TONIGHT,
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BUT YOU DIDN'T NOTICE
THAT I BOUGHT A NEW DRESS.
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I WILL NOTICE WHEN I GET
THE CREDIT-CARD BILL,
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AND THEN I'LL SAY SOMETHING.
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MICHAEL, FOR REAL.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW
I DIDN'T LIKE THE DRESS?
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MAYBE I WAS TRYING
TO PROTECT YOUR FEELINGS.
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I DIDN'T LIKE
THE COLOR OR SOMETHING.
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THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR,
MICHAEL.
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THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT
THE DOGGONE DRESS.
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NO, MY FAVORITE COLOR IS THE TIE
THAT CHRIS BERMAN HAD ON...
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THAT FUCHSIA...
I LOVE THAT!
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WELL, IF YOU LOVE
CHRIS BERMAN SO MUCH,
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WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO
MARRY HIM?
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BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE
YOUR BIG, BROWN, BEAUTIFUL EYES
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OR THOSE CUTE LITTLE FRECKLES
ON YOUR NOSE
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OR THOSE SWEET LIPS
THAT I LOVE SO MUCH.
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HEY, MOM.
HEY, DAD.
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BOY, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, I'M CARRYING MY PRINCESS
THROUGH THE THRESHOLD.
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OH, THAT IS SO SWEET!
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WHY DON'T YOU EVER
DO THAT FOR ME?
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UH-UH, I AIN'T GONNA THROW
MY BACK OUT AGAIN.
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SORRY WE'RE LATE, GUYS.
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VANESSA WANTED TO STOP AND SEE
IF WE COULD LOCATE THE STAR
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I HAD NAMED AFTER HER.
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ISN'T HE SWEET?
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IF MR. KYLE'S ANYWHERE NEAR
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AS THOUGHTFUL AND ROMANTIC
AS JUNIOR IS,
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WE'RE THE LUCKIEST WOMEN
ON EARTH.
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YOU'RE ALL ALONE THERE,
SISTER.
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HEY, YOU, THE TABLE'S READY.
COME ON.
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LADIES FIRST, MICHAEL.
LADIES FIRST.
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OH, CAREFUL, BABY.
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I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO BRUISE
THOSE PERFECT LITTLE KNEES.
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AHH, THANK YOU, JUJU!
YOU'RE WELCOME, GIGI!
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[ SMOOCHES ]
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[ GIGGLING ]
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ARE YOU SITTING HERE?
YEAH.
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UM, EXCUSE...
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UH, YOU GOT TO SIT DOWN
SO I CAN GET BY.
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I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO PULL
MY CHAIR OUT FOR ME, MICHAEL.
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WHAT,
YOUR ARMS IS BROKEN?
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FORGET IT.
I WILL DO IT MYSELF.
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UH, UH,
THIS IS, UH...
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OHH!
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THERE WE GO.
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AHH!
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OOH!
STOP!
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WHAT? BABY, YOUR BEAUTY IS
SO OVERWHELMING RIGHT NOW,
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I JUST NEEDED A FEW MORE SECONDS
TO TAKE IT ALL IN.
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OH, JUJU.
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GIGI! COME HERE.
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[ SMOOCHING ]
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STOP!
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WHAT? [ GIGGLES ]
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YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU CAN'T
AFFORD TO EAT NO MORE BREAD.
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WHO'S HAVING DESERT?
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I WILL HAVE
THE APPLE PIE,
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AND IS ANGEL FOOD CAKE
OKAY FOR MY ANGEL?
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[ Giggling ] NOW, THAT WOULD BE
LOVELY, JUJU.
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[ TALKING BABY TALK ]
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'LL ALSO HAVE THE APPLE PIE
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WITH A SCOOP
OF VANILLA ICE CREAM
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AND A DECAF CAPPUCCINO.
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AND BRING THE LADY...
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[ GIGGLES ]
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YOUR SUPER-LIGHT, NO-FAT,
NO-CARB, GREEN-JELLO SUBSTITUTE
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WITH A SCOOP OF NON-DAIRY,
LOW-CAL,
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SUGARLESS-SOY
WHIPPED TOPPING,
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AND PUT A CHERRY ON TOP...
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NAH, QUARTER OF A CHERRY,
JUST FOR FLAVOR.
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THAT WAS REAL SUBTLE.
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YOU'RE CALLING ME "FAT."
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I'M NOT CALLING YOU FAT.
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YES, YOU ARE,
RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE WAITER.
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NO, I'M JUST SAYING, BABY,
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING OUT SO HARD,
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AND YOU LOOK GREAT
IN THAT DRESS,
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AND WE ALL KNOW THAT
YOU'RE JUST A JELLY BEAN AWAY.
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FROM WHAT?
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FROM LOUIS ARMSTRONG.
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT,
WAITER?
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I WILL HAVE
A WHOLE APPLE PIE
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WITH A CARTON OF
VANILLA ICE CREAM AND COOKIES.
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I WANT EVERY COOKIE
YOU'VE GOT BACK THERE.
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I WANT CHOCOLATE CHIP.
I WANT MACAROON.
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I WANT ALL OF THEM.
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[ Imitating Louis Armstrong ]
♪ HELLO, BABY ♪
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SHUT UP!
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MOM, YOU MUST REALLY HAVE
A SWEET TOOTH.
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I DON'T HAVE A SWEET TOOTH.
IT'S JUST IN THE LAST 20 YEARS,
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I'VE BEEN WATCHING WHAT I EAT
SO I COULD LOOK GOOD FOR DADDY,
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BUT I REALIZED SOMETHING.
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DADDY AIN'T LOOKING
AT MOMMY.
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HE NOT?
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WHAT'S THE POINT?
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I DON'T KNOW!
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LOOK, JAY,
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT YOU
ALL DAY, EVERY DAY,
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FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS
OF MY LIFE.
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I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
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YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME?
TURN AROUND.
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NO, DON'T LOOK AT ME.
WE'RE PLAYING A LITTLE GAME.
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OKAY, LET'S PLAY
YOUR LITTLE GAME.
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GO AHEAD.
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WHICH ONE OF MY BREASTS
ARE BIGGER THAN THE OTHER?
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THAT'S EASY.
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IT'S THE ONE
WITH THE HAIR ON IT.
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YEAH.
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BOINK.
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[ DOOR BELL RING ]
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I'LL GET IT.
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HI, FRANKLIN.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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I'M STEAMED.
I'M TICKED OFF.
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I'M ABSOLUTELY PEEVED.
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WHAT HAPPENED,
FRANKLIN?
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WHAT HAPPENED?!
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.
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I WENT TO THAT
AMUSEMENT PARK TODAY,
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YOU KNOW, "FUN" TOWN.
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YEAH?
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I STOOD IN LINE
FOR OVER AN HOUR
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TO GET ON THE WHITE KNUCKLER
ROLLER COASTER.
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THAT'S THE SCARIEST RIDE
IN THE WHOLE PARK.
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I'VE BEEN ON IT 10 TIMES.
IT'S THE COOLEST.
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WELL, WHIP-I-DIP-I-DO
FOR YOU.
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ANYWAY, AS I GOT
TO THE HEAD OF THE LINE,
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THEY TOLD ME THAT I WAS
TOO SHORT TO RIDE IT!
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WHAT? YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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DO I LOOK LIKE
I'M KIDDING?
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SORRY.
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AS I WAS SAYING, I WAS FORCED
TO STEP OUT OF LINE,
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AND I WAS NOT PERMITTED
TO RIDE A ROLLER COASTER
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THAT I DESIGNED!
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THAT'S TOO BAD, FRANKLIN.
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THEY SHOULD HAVE
AN I.Q. REQUIREMENT
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INSTEAD OF
A HEIGHT REQUIREMENT.
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THEN I WOULD BE ABLE TO RIDE
THE DARN THING ALL BY MYSELF.
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DON'T WORRY, FRANKLIN.
I STILL THINK YOU'RE CUTE.
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STOP THAT.
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WHAT?
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PATTING ME ON THE HEAD.
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WHY?
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IT'S A BIT DEGRADING.
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I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE NOTICED,
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BUT YOU'RE GETTING
A LOT TALLER THAN ME.
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REALLY?
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STAND BACK TO BACK.
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WELL, MAYBE SHE'S JUST GETTING
A LITTLE TALLER THAN YOU.
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ARE YOU BLIND, WOMAN?!
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COMPARED TO ME,
SHE'S AN AMAZON,
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AND I'M JUST
A LITTLE PYGMY!
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SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE
ABOUT THIS.
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[ DOOR SLAMS CLOSED ]
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POOR FRANKLIN.
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME
WITH THIS DANG GATE?!
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JAY, COME ON.
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ALL THIS SILENCE,
ALL THIS DRAMA
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BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
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WHICH ONE OF YOUR BREASTS
IS SMALLER THAN THE OTHER?
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THAT'S A TRICK QUESTION.
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THEY'RE BOTH ITTY-BITTY,
LITTLE...
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[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
232
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WHAT?
233
00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:33,912
YOU SAID
THEY HAD HAIR ON THEM.
234
00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:35,680
NO. I SAID
ONE OF THEM HAD HAIR.
235
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BOINK! THAT ONE.
BOINK!
236
00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,895
WELL, JUNIOR AND VANESSA
DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW ALL THAT,
237
00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:42,097
AND THAT'S ONLY PART OF WHY
I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU.
238
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IT IS MOSTLY BECAUSE
OF YOUR COMPLETE INSENSITIVITY
239
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TOWARDS MY FEELINGS.
240
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OH, BOY, THE FEELINGS.
241
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,195
WE GOT TO DEAL
WITH THE FEELINGS.
242
00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,597
DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE
JUNIOR AND HIS WIFE TONIGHT?
243
00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:54,610
YEAH, WE JUST HAD DINNER
WITH THEM.
244
00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:56,501
NO, MICHAEL,
HE STOOD WHEN SHE STOOD.
245
00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:57,836
HE PULLED OUT HER CHAIR.
246
00:08:57,904 --> 00:09:00,171
HE CARRIED HER
OVER A THRESHOLD, MICHAEL.
247
00:09:00,239 --> 00:09:02,439
I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT
TO THROW MY BACK OUT AGAIN.
248
00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:05,877
LOOK, JUNIOR HAS TO DO
ALL THAT STUFF.
249
00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:09,481
HE AND VANESSA'S RELATIONSHIP
STILL HAS THAT NEW-CAR SMELL.
250
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,982
WE'RE PAST ALL THAT, JAY.
251
00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,684
NOT AT ALL, NUH-UNH.
252
00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:14,052
NO?
NUH-UNH!
253
00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,820
WE'RE NOT PAST ALL THAT.
254
00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,722
YOU'RE PAST ALL THAT,
MICHAEL,
255
00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,568
AND THAT IS THE PROBLEM
RIGHT THERE.
256
00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:21,459
I GOT TO BEG YOU
TO DO ANYTHING
257
00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:23,171
THAT'S NOT RELATED
TO A SPORTING EVENT.
258
00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:25,130
OH, IS THIS WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT?
259
00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:26,665
THAT'S RIGHT!
260
00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:29,011
BECAUSE I WANTED TO WATCH THE
HIGHLIGHTS ON "SportsCenter"?
261
00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,802
AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING.
262
00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,705
I PUT HIGHLIGHTS
IN MY HAIR LAST WEEK,
263
00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:35,674
AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!
264
00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,309
WELL, THEY WEREN'T
GREAT HIGHLIGHTS.
265
00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:38,944
THEY WOULD HAVE MADE
"SportsCenter."
266
00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:41,446
[ LAUGHS ]
267
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,448
[ COUGHING ]
268
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:46,117
SOMETHING GOT CAUGHT
IN MY THROAT.
269
00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:48,620
MAYBE IT WAS A HAIR.
270
00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:00,098
FOR YOU.
271
00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:01,967
WHO DIED?
272
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,969
THE OLD, INSENSITIVE
MICHAEL KYLE
273
00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:05,870
THAT TOOK HIS WIFE
FOR GRANTED.
274
00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:08,006
THESE ARE NICE FLOWERS.
275
00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:10,475
NICE TRY.
IT WON'T WORK.
276
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:11,943
BUT, BABY, LISTEN, HONEY,
277
00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:13,378
I'VE BEEN THINKING, OKAY,
278
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,347
ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID
LAST NIGHT.
279
00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:16,815
WAIT!
WHAT?
280
00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:18,850
I WANT TO GET THAT
FOR YOU.
281
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:22,020
OH...
THANK YOU.
282
00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:24,032
OKAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING, I WAS
THINKING ABOUT LAST NIGHT...
283
00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:26,491
HO!
WHOA! STOP!
284
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,994
HERE, LET ME SCOOT THAT IN
FOR YOU.
285
00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:30,829
OKAY, CAN YOU NOT
SCREAM?
286
00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:32,230
OKAY, I'M SORRY.
287
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,766
LOOK, LIKE I WAS SAYING,
OKAY?
288
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:38,103
I WAS WAS WRONG,
YOU WERE RIGHT, AND WE...
289
00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,372
BABY, ARE YOU OKAY?
290
00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:41,539
WHAT HAPPENED?
291
00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:43,508
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YOU PASSED OUT.
292
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:44,743
MICHAEL?
HUH?
293
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,746
I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU SAY
I WAS RIGHT.
294
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,415
YEAH, I DID SAY THAT.
WAIT, WAIT, WHOA, WHOA.
295
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,317
LISTEN, LISTEN.
296
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,329
I FEEL LIKE I WAS TAKING YOU
FOR GRANTED,
297
00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:55,353
AND I'M DOING IT AGAIN.
298
00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:56,821
I MEAN,
LISTEN TO ME BABBLE.
299
00:10:56,889 --> 00:10:59,170
I'M JUST TALKING ON AND ON
ABOUT ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME.
300
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,059
I WANT TO KNOW
ABOUT YOU, JAY.
301
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:04,262
YOU DO? YES, I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT YOUR DAY WAS LIKE...
302
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,530
EVERY SINGLE LITTLE DETAIL...
303
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,542
AND, PLEASE, JUST TALK
AS LONG AS YOU'D LIKE.
304
00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:08,767
REALLY?
305
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,568
YES, I'M ALL EARS.
306
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:13,238
OH, OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW,
THE DAY STARTED...
307
00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:14,316
WAIT!
WHOA!
308
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,573
HOLD ON.
309
00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:18,576
I DON'T WANT ANYONE
TO INTERRUPT US.
310
00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:20,011
OH, MY GOODNESS.
311
00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,490
OKAY, I'M BACK.
OKAY, OKAY.
312
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,581
NOW WE'RE...
313
00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,650
READY.
314
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:28,086
OKAY, FOR BREAKFAST
I HAD SOME SCRAMBLED EGGS,
315
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,387
AND THEN I WENT TO...
316
00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:30,555
WAIT.
317
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,263
BREAKFAST...
BABY, YOU'RE GLOSSING OVER
318
00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:34,292
ALL THESE WONDERFUL,
DELICIOUS,
319
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,494
LITTLE JAY KYLE
SIGNATURE MOMENTS.
320
00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:38,463
I AM?
YEAH.
321
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:42,434
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU OPENED
THOSE BIG, BEAUTIFUL, BROWN EYES?
322
00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:44,169
WHICH ONE OF THOSE
LOVELY HANDS
323
00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,905
DID YOU USE TO PULL
THE COVERS BACK FIRST?
324
00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,273
STOP.
[ LAUGHS ]
325
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:51,876
AND WHICH ONE OF THOSE
DELICATE SIZE 9 1/2 FEET
326
00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:54,379
DID THAT FORTUNATE FLOOR
TOUCH FIRST?
327
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,749
OKAY, UM, WELL...
328
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,294
THIS MORNING
I OPENED MY EYES,
329
00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:01,453
AND THEN THINGS WERE
A LITTLE BLURRY AT FIRST.
330
00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,387
NO!
YES.
331
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,022
BUT IT CLEARED UP...
332
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,924
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED
TO RAY CHARLES.
333
00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:09,461
NO, NO, NO.
THE LIQUID...
334
00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:10,939
NO, BUT IT CLEARED UP
QUITE QUICKLY.
335
00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:13,732
Whew! OH, I GOT NERVOUS
FOR A MINUTE.
336
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:15,477
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
SO...
337
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:16,611
SO WHAT DID YOU
DREAM ABOUT?
338
00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:19,337
OH, PONIES.
339
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,373
[ High-pitched voice ]
PONIES... OH, PONIES.
340
00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:23,975
I LOVE PONIES!
341
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,477
YOU DO?
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
342
00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,089
AFTER YOU'RE FINISHED
TELLING ME
343
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,414
YOUR WONDERFUL STORY
ABOUT YOUR WONDERFUL DAY...
344
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,582
YEAH?
345
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,027
...CAN WE PLEASE GO TAKE
A PONY RIDE TOGETHER?
346
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,462
[ GASPS ]
MICHAEL...
347
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,953
[ IMITATING GALLOPING ]
348
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,188
MICHAEL!
ARE YOU... NO!
349
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,256
FOR REAL?
350
00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:39,457
ARE YOU BEING FOR REAL?
351
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:42,727
NO, I'M BEING FOR JAY.
352
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:44,896
OH, BABY,
THAT IS SO SWEET.
353
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,464
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
354
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:47,732
[ CHOKING ]
355
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,501
WHAT AM I UP TO?
356
00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:50,969
YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
357
00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:53,171
[ Voice breaking ]
YOU KNOW WHAT?
358
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:56,941
I'M SO HURT
THAT YOU THINK
359
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:59,310
THAT MY MOTIVES
ARE ANYTHING LESS THAN PURE.
360
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:02,580
AND IT JUST REALLY PAINS ME
IN MY HEART
361
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:05,450
THAT I'VE ALLOWED SO MUCH
MISTRUST INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP.
362
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,886
OH, MICHAEL, MICHAEL,
I AM SO SORRY.
363
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:11,623
[ Sobbing ] I HAVE SO MUCH WORK
TO DO TO BRING YOUR TRUST BACK.
364
00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:14,092
OH, BABY.
IT'S OKAY, CALM DOWN.
365
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,527
IT HURTS RIGHT HERE.
366
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,829
I'M SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.
367
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:18,930
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, JAY?
368
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,532
WHAT?
369
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,978
IT'S THE RIGHT BREAST
THAT'S THE BIG ONE. [ GASPS ]
370
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,969
AND THE LEFT CHEEK.
371
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,309
YOU NOTICED.
372
00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,113
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
373
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:36,514
Kady: I'LL GET IT.
374
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,154
HEY...
375
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,390
BABY.
376
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,992
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU,
FRANKLIN?
377
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,994
NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?
378
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:53,865
YES. FOR ONE THING,
YOU LOOK LIKE A PORCUPINE.
379
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:56,013
WHY IS YOUR HAIR STICKING
STRAIGHT UP LIKE THAT?
380
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,536
IT'S TO ENHANCE
THE ILLUSION OF HEIGHT.
381
00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:02,473
IT'S CALLED
THE "FERNAN DO."
382
00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,275
MIND IF I COME IN?
383
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,977
SURE.
384
00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:12,951
WOW, LOOK AT THOSE SHOES.
385
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,185
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT?
386
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,354
THERE'S NOTHING UNUSUAL
ABOUT THESE SHOES.
387
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:19,824
FRANKLIN, LOOK AT THEM.
THEY'RE GIGANTIC.
388
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,293
OH, YOU MEAN THESE SHOES?
OF COURSE.
389
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,395
THEY'RE CALLED
"HEIGHTY DOs."
390
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:26,264
I DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D NOTICE.
391
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,832
HOW COULD I NOT NOTICE?
392
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,934
YOU LOOK LIKE
HERMAN MUNSTER.
393
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,070
MAYBE I SHOULD TRY
WEARING LONGER PANTS?
394
00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:34,216
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE
YOUR HEAD EXAMINED?
395
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,608
I DON'T NEED A SHRINK, KADY.
I NEED TO GROW.
396
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:39,677
YEAH, AND WHEN IT'S TIME
FOR YOU TO GROW, YOU WILL.
397
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,480
WEARING BIG SHOES
ISN'T GONNA CHANGE ANYTHING.
398
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,148
ON THE CONTRARY, MY LOVE.
399
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,184
RIGHT NOW,
I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU...
400
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,419
I'M FEELING PRETTY POWERFUL.
401
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,289
OH, REALLY?
402
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:01,432
[ SOBBING ]
403
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:05,236
[ Crying ]
OH, BYE, PENELOPE.
404
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,105
[ SNIFFLES ]
405
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,673
THAT WAS SO GOOD.
406
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,143
DID YOU ENJOY IT, NUPPY, HUH?
CHI-CHI-CHI-CHI, HUH?
407
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,012
I LIKED WHAT I COULD HEAR,
MICHAEL.
408
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,848
I MISSED THE LAST 20 MINUTES
'CAUSE YOU WERE CRYING SO HARD.
409
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,384
THAT'S BECAUSE WE ARE WATCHING
THE WIFETIME NETWORK.
410
00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:21,096
THAT'S WHAT THAT'S
ALL ABOUT.
411
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,222
WHEN PENELOPE FOUND OUT
THAT SHE WAS TRAPPED
412
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,058
[Voice breaking] IN A LOVELESS
MARRIAGE WITH A MAN
413
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:30,261
WHO DIDN'T APPRECIATE HER AND
TO STAY IN THERE FOR THE KIDS,
414
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:33,064
THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
[ GROWLS ]
415
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,365
WAIT!
WHAT?
416
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,111
HERE, LET ME PROP THAT UP
FOR YOU.
417
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,268
IT'S FINE. THANK YOU.
418
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:40,038
FINE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
FOR MY JAY.
419
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,307
IT HAS TO BE PERFECT.
THERE.
420
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,175
CAN I MASSAGE YOUR FEET?
421
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:45,553
NO.
COME ON, LET ME...
422
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:47,578
NO! THEY'RE SORE
FROM THE LAST FIVE MASSAGES.
423
00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:48,846
LEAVE THEM ALONE!
424
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,282
OKAY, THEN LET ME BITE
THE TOENAILS OFF.
425
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,128
NO! MICHAEL, STOP!
COME ON.
426
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,886
LEAVE MY TOES ALONE!
427
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,823
THEN THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING I CAN DO FOR YOU.
428
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,091
NO, THERE'S NOTHING.
429
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,026
HOW ABOUT SOME COFFEE?
NO.
430
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:04,462
NO? HOW ABOUT ANGEL FOOD CAKE
FOR THE ANGEL?
431
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,764
NO, MICHAEL.
YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME?
432
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,543
YEAH, YEAH.
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
433
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,269
GO FAR AWAY
AND GET ME SOME WATER.
434
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,448
WATER... COMING UP.
YOU WANT IT ICED? YES.
435
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,440
SHAVED, CUBED?
CUBED?
436
00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:16,584
YEAH?
A LITTLE LEMON IN IT?
437
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:17,608
JUST GO GET THE WATER.
438
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,776
OKAY, OKAY.
439
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:20,445
HEY, I LOVE YOU.
440
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:21,813
YEAH.
441
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,615
I MEAN IT. YEAH, ME
TOO, ME TOO. YEAH, YEAH.
442
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,285
PSST!
443
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:28,953
MISSING YOU ALREADY.
444
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,222
GO GET THE DAMN...
GO GET THE DAMN WATER.
445
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,824
WAIT!
WHAT?
446
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,700
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT HERE?
447
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:44,102
WHY DON'T YOU COME INSIDE?
448
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,247
ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NO
HEIGHT REQUIREMENT?
449
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:48,216
ENOUGH WITH THE HEIGHT STUFF,
FRANKLIN.
450
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,108
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP
BELITTLING YOURSELF.
451
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,276
IS THAT A JOKE?
NO.
452
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,480
YOU'RE MAKING YOURSELF CRAZY,
AND THAT'S MAKING ME CRAZY.
453
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:56,748
BUT LOOK AT YOU, MY LOVE.
454
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,616
YOU'RE BECOMING
A TALL, WILLOWY GODDESS,
455
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,084
AND I'M JUST A HOBBIT.
456
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:03,788
BUT IN THE MOVIE, FRANKLIN,
THE HOBBIT SAVED THE WORLD.
457
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,857
COME ON, KADY,
IT WASN'T A HOBBIT
458
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:08,526
WHO ENDED UP
WITH LIV TYLER.
459
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,829
FRANKLIN, YOU'RE ONLY
8 YEARS OLD.
460
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:14,365
I PROMISE YOU,
YOU'RE GONNA GROW.
461
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,334
WHEN AND HOW MUCH?
462
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,769
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
463
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:21,005
THERE'S NO HEIGHT REQUIREMENT
IN MY HEART.
464
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,440
IS THAT TRUE?
465
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,708
YES.
466
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:27,612
I LIKE YOU BECAUSE
OF YOUR EARNING POTENTIAL.
467
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:31,315
KADY KYLE,
YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
468
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,483
WAIT...
469
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,387
...NOW.
470
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:37,822
HEY, CLAIRE.
471
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:38,823
HEY, MOM.
472
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,558
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
473
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,326
OH, I'M READING
THE DICTIONARY.
474
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,229
I DECIDED I'M GONNA LEARN
AND APPLY A NEW WORD EVERY DAY.
475
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:48,032
THAT'S GREAT, CLAIRE!
476
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:52,437
[ GROANS ] LOOK AT THIS.
477
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:53,838
WHAT IS IT?
478
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,307
IT'S MY FAVORITE LUNCH WITH
A ROSE AND A NOTE THAT SAYS,
479
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,143
"ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS
ARE BLUE, HERE IS YOUR LUNCH,
480
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,089
I MADE IT FOR YOU.
LOVE, MIKEY."
481
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,380
OH, ISN'T THAT SWEET?
482
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,348
NO, THAT IS NOT SWEET,
CLAIRE.
483
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,385
IT STARTED OFF SWEET, BUT NOW
IT IS JUST PLAIN OLD ANNOYING.
484
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:08,886
OKAY, I'M LOST.
485
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:10,532
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED HIM
TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOU.
486
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:13,458
I DID, BUT YOUR FATHER
AND HIS EVIL LITTLE BRAIN
487
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:15,460
HAS PERVERTED IT
INTO TORTURE.
488
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:16,794
YOU KNOW WHAT?
489
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,697
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING,
HE WAS PAINTING MY TOENAILS.
490
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,966
CLAIRE, I ASKED FOR
A LITTLE BIT OF ATTENTION,
491
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,778
AND HE GOES OVERBOARD
TO PUNISH ME.
492
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,002
WOW.
493
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,805
DAD SURE IS HYPOGLYCEMIC.
494
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:32,910
WHAT?
495
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:35,279
HYPOGLYCEMIC...
IT'S MY WORD FOR THE DAY.
496
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,547
DOESN'T IT MEAN EVIL?
497
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,383
NO, CLAIRE.
498
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,787
IT... IT MEANS
LOW BLOOD SUGAR.
499
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,922
OH...
500
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:48,326
NEVER MIND.
501
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:52,663
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
502
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:56,400
HE IS EVIL,
AND TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME.
503
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:00,071
HERE YOU GO.
504
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,907
I BROUGHT MY LITTLE NUPPY-NUPPY
CHI-CHI WALLY-WALLY-WALLY
505
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,009
SOME
HOT CHOCOLATEY-LATEY-LATEY.
506
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,077
THANK YOU.
507
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,522
[ CHUCKLES ]
WAIT!
508
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,013
WHAT?
WHAT HAPPENED?
509
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,015
WHERE'S THE MARSHMALLOWS?
510
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,584
I FORGOT THE MARSH...
LET ME RUN DOWNSTAIRS AND...
511
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,497
WAIT! WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED, BABY?
512
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,155
I'M FINISHED READING
THIS PAGE, MICHAEL.
513
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,623
COULD YOU PLEASE
TURN IT FOR ME?
514
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:21,459
SURE, I CAN TURN IT.
THANK YOU.
515
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:22,793
WAIT!
WHAT?
516
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,229
DON'T LICK YOUR FINGERS.
THAT'S STICKY AND NASTY.
517
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,832
THEY'RE STICKY AND NASTY.
GONNA WIPE THAT OFF.
518
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,568
MM-HMM.
OKAY, HOW ABOUT THAT?
519
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,571
OOP, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THEY'RE STICKY AND NASTY.
520
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,540
THAT'LL DO.
521
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,708
UH, ANYTHING ELSE?
NO, THANK YOU.
522
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,310
YOU SURE?
YEAH, I'M FINE.
523
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,622
WAIT!
AAH! WHAT?
524
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,380
I GOTTA GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
525
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:43,781
HEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
526
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,793
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
I CAN'T HELP YOU OUT THERE.
527
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:47,195
MICHAEL,
DON'T BE SILLY.
528
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:48,553
LOOK AT THIS.
529
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,064
YOU SEE HOW WRINKLED
THIS TOILET PAPER IS?
530
00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:51,322
I WANT YOU TO GO IRON IT
531
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:54,225
AND MAKE IT LOOK
JUST LIKE THE HOTEL'S.
532
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,471
YOU'RE ON TO ME, RIGHT?
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.
533
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,796
BUT YOU KNOW
YOU HAD IT COMING, RIGHT?
534
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,199
LOOK, BABY, I APOLOGIZE,
BUT I REALLY THOUGHT
535
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,668
THAT IF I SHOWERED YOU
WITH ALL THIS ATTENTION,
536
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,836
THEN YOU WOULDN'T WANT
SO MUCH FROM ME.
537
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,382
YEAH, AND THAT WORKED,
MICHAEL,
538
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,884
BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO
BEING TAKEN FOR GRANTED, EITHER.
539
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:12,577
I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
540
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:14,478
YOU ARE
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE,
541
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,081
AND YOU SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE
THAT EVERY MOMENT OF THE DAY.
542
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:20,351
NOW, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
543
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,119
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
544
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,898
IF YOU DO SOMETHING NICE
FOR ME...
545
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:26,134
YEAH? I'LL DO
SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU.
546
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,392
REALLY? I LIKE WHERE THIS
IS HEADING.
547
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,428
YOU TELL
MY LITTLE "FERNAN DO"?
548
00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:33,397
THAT'S RIGHT, SO HOP UP ON
THAT BED AND LET ME SHOW YOU.
549
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:34,665
HURRY UP.
550
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,635
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
551
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,370
WAIT!
552
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,305
SORRY.
553
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,210
AND IT'S THE BRIGHT BREAST?
THAT'S BIGGER.
554
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:49,313
THE BRIGHT BREAST?
555
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:53,417
IT'S SO BIG,
IT'S BRIGHT.
556
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:54,619
STOP!
557
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:57,755
WHAT?
[ GIGGLES ]
558
00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:01,158
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU CAN'T
AFFORD TO EAT NO MORE BREAD.
559
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:04,695
I'LL ORDER YOU A...
[ LAUGHING ]
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