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HEY, DAD,
I FINALLY FIGURED OUT
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WHAT I'M GONNA DO
WITH MY LIFE.
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REALLY?
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I WOULD FALL OUT THIS CHAIR,
BUT MY BACK HURTS ALREADY.
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LOOK, I'M GLAD TO HEAR
THAT YOU'RE FINALLY MOTIVATED,
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AND YOU GOT A PLAN
AND A PURPOSE.
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THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL.
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TELL YOUR DAD WHAT IT IS.
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DAD, I'M GONNA
BECOME A RAPPER.
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YOU MEAN LIKE PACKAGES
AT THE STORE?
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NO, DAD, A REAL RAPPER.
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LOOK AT THIS... BAM!
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AAH!
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LOOK AT THAT.
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JUNIOR, THIS IS A FLYER
FOR THE RAP-CADEMY.
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WHAT THE HELL
IS A RAP-CADEMY?
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OH, IT'S LIKE A RAP-VERSITY
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BUT SMALLER...
MORE ONE-ON-ONE ATTENTION.
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SOMEBODY LEFT IT
ON MY WINDSHIELD.
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THEY MUST KNOW
I'M TALENTED.
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AND, ACCORDING TO THE FLYER,
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I COULD BE A BIG RAPPER IN
A WEEK AND MAKE LOTS OF MONEY.
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I DON'T KNOW, JUNIOR.
COME ON, DAD!
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BECOMING A RAPPER
HAS BEEN MY DREAM
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EVER I SINCE I WAS
THREE MINUTES AGO.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT...
GIVE IT THREE MORE MINUTES,
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AND IT WILL GO AWAY, OKAY?
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I WANTED TO BE A RAPPER, TOO,
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.
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BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I HAD YOU, AND I REALIZED
I HAVE RESPONSIBILITY.
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SO, YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?
I GOT A JOB.
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YEAH, BUT BACK
WHEN YOU WAS MY AGE,
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RAPPING WASN'T A JOB,
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IT WAS JUST SOMETHING
CRAZY PEOPLE DID IN THE SUBWAY.
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♪ MAN, I'M HUNGRY,
WISH I HAD SOME CHANGE ♪
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♪ BEEN TALKING TO MYSELF,
AIN'T THAT STRANGE? ♪
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♪ HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH,
WHO SAID THAT? ♪
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I HOPE THAT'S NOT
YOUR BEST RAP.
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NO, DAD, I GOT MODERN RAPS.
CHECK THIS OUT...
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HA HA!
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♪ MY NAME IS J-R-DOT,
AND I'M REAL HOT ♪
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♪ I'M THE SON, AND
YOU MY POPS ♪ WHAT?
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♪ I GET MY HAIR CUT
AT THE BARBERSHOP ♪
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♪ I BLOW MY NOSE
WHEN IT'S FILLED WITH SNOT ♪
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♪ AND WHEN MY BOOTY RUMBLES,
I GOT TO GO... ♪
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HEY, I THINK
YOU SHOULD STOP NOW.
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LOOK, JUNIOR,
WHY DON'T YOU DREAM
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ABOUT BECOMING
A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN
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OR DREAM ABOUT
TAKING OVER KYLE TRUCKING.
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DREAM ABOUT
SOMETHING REAL, SON.
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'CAUSE THOSE DREAMS
ARE TAKEN.
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BY WHO?
SOCIETY AND THEM!
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WHO'S "THEM"?
THOSE.
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"THOSE" WHO?
THEY!
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WHERE?
IN THE BACK!
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LOOK, JUNIOR, OKAY,
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I KNOW THAT
THIS HAS BEEN YOUR DREAM
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SINCE ABOUT THREE MINUTES AGO,
YEAH.
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AND WHO AM I TO STAND IN THE WAY
OF THAT KIND OF PASSION?
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ALL RIGHT?
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I'M GIVING YOU SEVEN DAYS.
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SEVEN DAYS
IS ALL I NEED, DAD.
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MONDAY, I WRITE.
TUESDAY, I RECORD.
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WEDNESDAY, IT DROPS.
THURSDAY, I'M ON TOUR.
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FRIDAY,
IT'S IN THE NATIONAL PRESS.
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SATURDAY,
I SHOOT MY FLICK.
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SUNDAY, I RETIRE TO ENJOY
THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR.
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JUNIOR, I'M GLAD
YOU GOT IT ALL WORKED OUT,
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AND I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT
YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING.
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BUT PROMISE ME THIS...
IF YOUR DREAM DOESN'T WORK OUT,
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YOU'RE GONNA
DROP THIS FANTASY
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AND TAKE CARE
OF YOUR SOON-TO-BE WIFE
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AND YOUR ALREADY-HERE KID.
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NO PROBLEM, DAD.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M GONNA
WORK ON MY RHYMES RIGHT NOW.
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WATCH ME PROVE YOU,
THEY, THOSE,
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THEMS IN THE BACK, SOCIETY...
EVERYBODY WRONG.
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HA HA!
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Claire: HEY, MOM.
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HEY, SWEETHEART,
THERE WAS SOMETHING
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WHAT'S UP?
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BABY, HAVE YOU NOTICED
THAT LATELY
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WE HAVEN'T SPENT AS MUCH TIME
TOGETHER AS WE USED TO?
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I KNOW.
IT'S GOOD, ISN'T IT?
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NO!
NO, IT ISN'T!
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YOUR BROTHER'S
ABOUT TO BE MARRIED.
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HE AND VANESSA
ARE GOING OUT ON THEIR OWN.
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YOU'RE GROWING UP,
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
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YOU'LL BE GOING
OUT ON YOUR OWN, TOO.
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YES!
I CAN'T WAIT!
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WELL, I CAN.
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AND I WANT US TO START
DOING SOME THINGS TOGETHER.
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EW!
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BUT, MOM, YOU'RE TWICE MY AGE,
AND YOU'RE NOT THAT COOL.
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UH...
[ SCOFFS ]
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CLAIRE, I AM COOL!
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I AM SO COOL!
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ALL MY FRIENDS
SAY I'M COOL!
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MY HUSBAND
SAYS I AM VERY SO COOL!
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OKAY, LOOK,
THIS ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE GOOD.
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YES, IT IS, BABY!
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HONEY!
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AND I HAVE A SPECIFIC IDEA
THAT MOMMY THINKS WILL BE GREAT!
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OH, NOT ONE
OF YOUR GREAT IDEAS.
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YES, AND THIS ONE YOU WILL LIKE.
IT'S YOGA CLASS!
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EW, I HATE YOGA!
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BUT THE INSTRUCTOR
IS ADORABLE.
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OOH, HOW ADORABLE?
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GIRL, HE IS FIZZINE!
AAH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY, DO ME A FAVOR AND STOP
SAYING THINGS LIKE "FIZZINE,"
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AND I'LL GO WITH YOU
TO YOGA.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEALIO!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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♪ 'CAUSE I BE DANCING
IN MY MANSION ♪
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HEY, SON,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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DAD, I THINK I JUST WROTE
MY FIRST HIT SINGLE.
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REALLY? GET OUT OF HERE.
LET ME HEAR IT.
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ARE YOU READY?
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
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♪ YO, YO, YO, YO, YO ♪
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♪ YO, YO, YO-YO-YO-YO-YO,
YO-YO-YO YO ♪
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♪ YO, YO ♪
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♪ YO, HERE WE COME, YO ♪
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ALL RIGHT, DID YOU PUT
THAT MANY YO'S DOWN THERE?
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YEAH. OH, "OY."
YEAH, THAT'S "YO" BACKWARDS.
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TRYING TO EXPAND MY AUDIENCE
FOR MY DYSLEXIC PEEPS.
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HOLLA!
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WOULD YOU START ALREADY?
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I GOT STUFF TO DO.
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OKAY, YOU READY?
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♪ YO, YO, YO, YO, OY ♪
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♪ I GOT DIAMONDS ON MY WRIST,
I'M POURING OUT CRYS ♪
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♪ I GOT SO MUCH MONEY,
I HOLD IT LIKE THIS ♪
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♪ I'M LARGE AND IN CHARGE,
I GOT A ZILLION CARS ♪
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♪ IT'S OKAY
IF YOU'RE GLANCING ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I'M DANCING
IN MY MANSION ♪
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♪ MY MANSION, MY MANSION ♪
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♪ My mansion ♪
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SEE, THAT' THE ECHO
'CAUSE IT'S A BIG HOUSE,
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AND I AIN'T GOT
NO FURNITURE YET.
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OKAY, I HAVE A COUPLE
OF QUESTIONS.
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SHOOT.
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ALL RIGHT,
IF YOU GOT ALL THIS MONEY,
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YOU KNOW, ON THE WRISTS,
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AND YOU'RE LARGE
AND IN CHARGE,
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WHY ARE YOU STILL
LIVING IN MY GARAGE?
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[ SCOFFS ]
IT'S JUST RHYMES, DAD.
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NO, IT'S JUST LIES, JUNIOR.
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RAP IS SUPPOSED TO BE
A TRUE FORM OF EXPRESSION.
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I'M EXPRESSING HOW
RICH I AM. BUT YOU'RE NOT.
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BUT I WILL BE
AFTER THIS DROPS ON WEDNESDAY.
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JUNIOR,
IF YOU'RE GONNA RHYME,
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RHYME ABOUT
THINGS YOU KNOW...
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ABOUT WHAT GOES ON
IN YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE.
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THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE
REALLY WANT TO HEAR.
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YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
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"DANCING IN MY MANSION."
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MORE LIKE A MIRAGE
IN MY GARAGE.
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NOW, THAT'S GOOD, DAD.
[ LAUGHS ]
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"OY."
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT RAMA?
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OH, HE IS FIZZINE!
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GIRL, DON'T SAY ANYTHING,
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BUT I THINK HE HAS
A CRUSH ON ME.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ BELL CHIMES ]
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AND NOW, EVERYONE,
ASSUME THE TREE POSE.
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[ INHALES AND EXHALES ]
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AND NOW HOLD THIS POSITION
TO THE COUNT OF 10.
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ONE, TWO...
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UGH!
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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I GUESS I OVERESTIMATED
MY ABILITIES.
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FIRST TIME?
IT SURE IS.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
CLAIRE.
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I'M RAMA.
I KNOW.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WELL, CLAIRE,
MAYBE YOU NEED
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A LITTLE PERSONAL
INSTRUCTION.
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I DO.
[ LAUGHS ]
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LET ME HELP YOU.
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OH, OKAY.
[ GIGGLES ]
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NOW, HOLD ONTO ME.
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HEY, RAMA.
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AM I DOING IT RIGHT, RAMA?
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YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER.
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BUT BACK TO YOU, CLAIRE.
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HELLO, ANYBODY HOME?
HELLO?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HA HA!
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♪ YO, YO ♪
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♪ MY NAME IS J-R-DOT,
I GOT MY OWN SPOT, ♪
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♪ I CALL IT THE GARAGE ♪
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♪ EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
I LIKE A MASSAGE ♪
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♪ IF BOTH HANDS ARE FREE,
I HAVE A MéNAGE ♪
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♪ à TRIOS ♪
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HA HA!
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Shaw: THAT WAS
WIGGEDY-WIGGEDY WACK!
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HEY, IT'S...
IT'S...
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IT'S BOBBY SHAW.
HA HA!
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FRESH AND IN THE FLESH.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU ARE MIKE LOVE'S SON.
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NO WONDER YOU'RE SPITTING
THOSE LAME RAPS.
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WELL, MY DAD TOLD ME
TO RAP ABOUT WHAT I KNOW.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHOO! OH!
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BOY, THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING
I EVER HEARD OF.
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YOU DO THE TOTAL OPPOSITE.
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YOU RAP ABOUT THINGS
YOU COULD NEVER ACCOMPLISH.
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WELL, CAN YOU TEACH ME
TO BE A GOOD RAPPER?
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TEACH! TEACH!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THE GAME IS TO BE SOLD
AND NOT TO BE TOLD.
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BUT I'M GONNA LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET.
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BRING AN EAR.
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♪ I'M A SIMA LAMA LIMA LAMA
LIMA LAMA LIMA LAMA LIMA LAMA ♪
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OH, YEAH!
THAT WAS IT.
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WHAT?!
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I SAID "SIMA LAM..."
NEVER MIND.
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LOOK...
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WHAT I'M TRYING
TO LAY ON YOU IS THIS...
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I CAN TEACH YOU
TO BE DOPER THAN DOPE.
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I'M WILLING TO DO
WHAT IT TAKES.
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ARE YOU WILLING TO
SACRIFICE?! I'M WILLING!
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ARE YOU WILLING TO
WORK HARD?! I'M WILLING!
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DO YOU HAVE 50 BUCKS?!
50 BUCKS?
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50 BUCKS.
MAN, I ONLY GOT 40.
228
00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:45,790
CLOSE ENOUGH, CLOSE ENOUGH.
229
00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:47,993
I'M GONNA TAKE THE OTHER 10
OFF OF YOUR ADVANCE.
230
00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,428
NOW, YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ
THAT SIGN ON THE WALL.
231
00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:53,865
AND HERE, HERE...
YOU MIGHT NEED THESE.
232
00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:57,135
IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT,
IT'S YOUR FAULT.
233
00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,804
ET CETERA,
ET CETERA, ET CETERA.
234
00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,672
NOW, LET ME TELL YOU
WHAT THE PLAN IS.
235
00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,208
SEE,
YOU CAME AT THE RIGHT TIME.
236
00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,209
WHY?
237
00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:05,710
WHY, BECAUSE I AM IN
238
00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:09,047
MY MOST ENTREPRENEURIAL
STATE OF MIND RIGHT NOW.
239
00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:11,283
SEE, I'M GONNA
PUT MY NAME ON EVERYTHING
240
00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:12,717
JUST LIKE CALVIN KLEIN.
241
00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:15,487
YOU REMEMBER WHEN CALVIN KLEIN
PUT "CK" ON EVERYTHING?
242
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:19,891
WELL, BOBBY SHAW IS GONNA
PUT "BS" ON EVERYTHING!
243
00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,793
OH, YOU MEAN LIKE PAJAMIES.
244
00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:26,031
LIKE PAJAMIES, SOCKS,
SHOES, PANTS, SHIRTS,
245
00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:29,701
JACKETS, HAIRCUTS,
AND ROCKET SHIPS.
246
00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:30,936
WOW!
247
00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:34,205
I SAY WOW, INDEED,
MY YOUNG PEANUT-HEAD FRIEND.
248
00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:37,943
NOW, ALL I NEED YOU TO DO
IS TO SIGN YOUR LIFE...
249
00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,812
I MEAN, YOUR NAME,
ON THIS CONTRACT.
250
00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:44,649
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU WENT
AND ALIGNED YOURSELF
251
00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:46,718
WITH MY ARCHENEMY,
BOBBY SHAW.
252
00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,263
HE SAID
HE COULD MAKE ME A STAR.
253
00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,432
OH, AND YOU BELIEVED THAT?
I TRUST HIM, DAD!
254
00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:52,824
BOBBY SHAW IS A CON MAN,
ALL RIGHT?
255
00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,926
HE'S A HUSTLER,
A SCAM ARTIST.
256
00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:57,128
HE'S SLICKER
THAN HIS OWN HAIR.
257
00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:59,030
NOW, WHAT DOES
THE CONTRACT SAY, FRANKLIN?
258
00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:01,299
IT'S A FASCINATING DOCUMENT.
259
00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:04,636
YOU KNOW,
IT'S DIABOLICAL BUT BRILLIANT.
260
00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:06,148
SO, CAN I MAKE
A MILLION DOLLARS?
261
00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,872
ABSOLUTELY,
THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE
262
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,075
THAT RESTRICTS
YOUR EARNING POWER WHATSOEVER.
263
00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:11,009
SEE?!
264
00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:12,944
HOWEVER...
265
00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,045
SEE?
266
00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,715
...FOR EVERY DOLLAR
YOU EARN,
267
00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:19,084
YOU OWE BOBBY SHAW TWO.
268
00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:20,485
WELL, THAT'S FAIR.
269
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,564
IF I CAN MAKE A MILLION,
I CAN AFFORD TO PAY HIM $2.
270
00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:24,756
LISTEN, WHAT FRANKLIN
IS TRYING TO SAY
271
00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:26,257
IS YOU'VE BEEN HOODWINKED.
272
00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:27,926
IT'S ACTUALLY
WORSE THAN THAT.
273
00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,338
I FOUND A VALET CLAUSE
IN HERE.
274
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,829
WHAT'S A VALET CLAUSE?
275
00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:33,798
WELL, ACCORDING TO
THIS CONTRACT YOU SIGNED,
276
00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,567
YOU NOW BELONG TO BOBBY SHAW.
277
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,168
YOU HAVE TO DO HIS BIDDING.
278
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,838
IN OTHER WORDS,
LEGALLY SPEAKING,
279
00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:42,440
YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL
TO THE DEVIL.
280
00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:48,079
[ SIGHS ]
281
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:51,049
WELL, I'M OFF TO THE MALL
TO BUY A NEW OUTFIT FOR YOGA.
282
00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,585
UH, CLAIRE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
BABY, YOU WERE RIGHT.
283
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,487
WE DO SPEND
WAY TOO MUCH TIME TOGETHER.
284
00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:56,999
AND I WAS CRAMPING
YOUR STYLE,
285
00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:58,923
AND YOU NEED
TO FIND A NEW HOBBY...
286
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,326
SOMETHING THE KIDS
THINK IS COOL, YOU KNOW?
287
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,861
NO!
I LIKE YOGA.
288
00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:05,096
REALLY?
YEAH.
289
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,465
BECAUSE I FELT LIKE,
YOU KNOW,
290
00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,277
I WAS DRAGGING YOU
INTO THIS, YOU KNOW?
291
00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,970
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, MY GOD!
292
00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,605
WHAT?
OH, MY GOD!
293
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,473
WHAT?!
YOU'RE JEALOUS!
294
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:16,908
HOW FUNNY IS THAT?
295
00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:19,010
I'M WHAT? ME JEALOUS
OF YOU, CLAIRE? YES.
296
00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:20,912
FIRST OF ALL...
YOU'RE SO JEALOUS!
297
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:24,582
FIRST OF ALL,
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
298
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,152
SECOND OF ALL, WHY IN THE WORLD
WOULD I BE JEALOUS
299
00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:29,654
JUST BECAUSE RAMA GAVE YOU
A LITTLE ATTENTION?
300
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,956
I NEVER MENTIONED RAMA.
301
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,958
YOU DIDN'T?
NO.
302
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:37,195
SOMEBODY SAID...
303
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:38,563
[ LAUGHS ]
304
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,166
YOU MUST HAVE
'CAUSE I KNOW I HEARD.
305
00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:42,400
NOT ONCE.
306
00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:43,601
WELL, YOU THOUGHT IT,
307
00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:47,772
'CAUSE I'M YOUR MOTHER,
AND I GOT YOU.
308
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,909
AND BESIDES, CLAIRE,
309
00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:52,677
HE IS NOT EVEN
THINKING ABOUT YOU.
310
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:55,146
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE POWER THAT I HAVE, CLAIRE.
311
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,849
ALL OF THIS, ALL OF THIS,
CLAIRE.
312
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:58,950
ALL OF THAT.
313
00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:02,454
CLAIRE, I JUST CHOOSE
NOT TO USE MY...
314
00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:06,091
POWER BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE
WITH YOUR FATHER.
315
00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:07,392
YEAH.
316
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,626
HEY...
317
00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:09,894
RIGHT.
318
00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,663
THAT IS... THAT'S MY...
319
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,099
OKAY, OKAY, SEE,
YOU'RE A NON-BELIEVER, OKAY?
320
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,835
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU NEED A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION.
321
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,504
SO, DON'T MISS THE NEXT
YOGA CLASS, OKAY, MISS THING?
322
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,049
OH, I WON'T.
DON'T!
323
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,407
I WOULDN'T MISS IT...
324
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,675
HEY!
WHOO!
325
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,743
...FOR THE WORLD.
326
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:27,679
ALL OF THIS.
ALL OF THIS.
327
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,347
IT'S LIKE THIS.
328
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,483
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO DO IT RIGHT.
329
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,885
IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT,
YOU GOTTA FLY WITH IT.
330
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,253
[ LAUGHS ]
331
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:39,290
♪ AND I GO BY THE NAME
OF BOBBY SHAW, HOO-RAH! ♪
332
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:41,826
♪ PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST ♪
333
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,762
HELLO, SHAW.
334
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,937
BEEN EXPECTING YOU.
335
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,473
YEAH, WELL, I'M HERE
TO TALK ABOUT MY SON.
336
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:58,777
[ LAUGHS ]
I THINK YOU MEAN MY SON.
337
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:03,081
I'M THINKING OF CHANGING
HIS NAME TO "BOBBY, JR."
338
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:05,517
I READ THE CONTRACT.
339
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:07,685
HEY, SUCKER MAN...
340
00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:11,256
THIS CONTRACT
IS IRONCLAD, OKAY?
341
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,158
IT'S BULLETPROOF!
342
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:14,425
POW, POW, POW!
343
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:17,595
IT'S IMPREGNABLE.
IT'S A SUPER-DOCUMENT!
344
00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:18,930
WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT...
345
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,166
LET'S GO OUTSIDE
AND SETTLE THIS.
346
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:24,836
YOU MEAN ENGAGING
IN YE OLD FISTICUFFS?
347
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:28,473
I DON'T THINK SO, BABY.
IT'S COLD OUTSIDE.
348
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,575
AND I JUST BOUGHT
THESE NEW BOOTS.
349
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,812
AND I HAVE NO INTENTION
OF RUSTING THESE SPURS.
350
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:36,981
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M ISSUING A CHALLENGE.
351
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:49,861
A CHALLENGE?
352
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:53,097
YOU KNOW BOBBY SHAW NEVER
BACKS DOWN FROM A CHALLENGE.
353
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,800
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,
ORANGUTAN-BEHIND?
354
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:58,536
I CHALLENGE YOU
TO A RAP-OFF.
355
00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:01,306
WELL, YOU'RE ON
LIKE HOT BUTTER ON THE POP...
356
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:04,008
THE POP...
THE POP, POP, POPCORN
357
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:05,410
SHOW YOU RIGHT.
358
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:07,178
THESE ARE THE RULES.
359
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:10,248
WE KEEP THE RHYMES CLEAN...
NO HOS, NO HIP-HOP HONEYS,
360
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:13,184
NO AUTOMATIC WEAPONS,
NO DEAD POLICE, NO DRIVE-BYS,
361
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,553
NO MATERIALISM,
AND NO BABY MAMMAS.
362
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:19,090
WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
INSTRUMENTAL?
363
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,359
LOOK,
THE WINNER GETS THAT CONTRACT
364
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,161
AND CONTROL OF JUNIOR.
365
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,096
ALL RIGHT.
366
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,802
ALMOST CUT YOUR SHINS OFF.
367
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,175
WHOOPSIES! WHOOPSIES!
368
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,343
WHOOPSIES!
369
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:39,777
WHAT'S THE MATTER NOW?
370
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:40,945
RAMA, I DON'T KNOW.
371
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:43,214
I JUST CAN'T SEEM
TO GET THIS POSITION.
372
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,415
COULD YOU HELP ME?
373
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:47,518
SURE.
OH, THANK YOU, RAMA.
374
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,264
I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
375
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,132
I'M JUST HAVING
SO MUCH DIFFICULTY TODAY.
376
00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:52,223
YEAH, YOU SURE ARE.
377
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:53,458
I SURE AM.
378
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:54,692
THANK YOU.
379
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,895
WHY DON'T YOU WATCH CLAIRE.
380
00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:59,898
SHE'S A PICTURE
OF YOGA PERFECTION.
381
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:00,965
SHE A'IGHT.
382
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,868
BUT WHAT ABOUT
ALL OF THIS, RAMA?
383
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:05,803
WHAT ABOUT ALL OF THIS?
384
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:08,106
WHOOPSIES! WHOOPSIES!
385
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,374
UM, YOU KNOW WHAT, JAY?
386
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:10,608
YES, RAMA?
387
00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,944
YOU NEED
A LITTLE EXTRA ATTENTION.
388
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,045
YES, I DO.
389
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,648
MM-HMM...
INDIVIDUAL, ONE-ON-ONE HELP.
390
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:18,683
[ LAUGHS ]
391
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,252
INDIVIDUAL,
ONE-ON-ONE HELP, RAMA.
392
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,320
TONY!
393
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,455
WHO? WHAT?
YEAH?
394
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:26,925
I WANT YOU TO TAKE JAY HERE
BACK TO YOUR BEGINNER CLASS.
395
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,660
GIVE HER
A LITTLE SPECIAL ATTENTION.
396
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,561
NO, RAMA, I'M FINE!
I SAID I'M FINE!
397
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:32,240
LET'S GO,
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
398
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:36,034
OH, MY GOD!
OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
399
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,669
[ APPLAUSE ]
400
00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:40,004
WHOO!
WHOO!
401
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,510
HELLO, PARTY PEOPLE.
402
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:51,015
YOU ARE ALL ABOUT TO WITNESS
THE DISMANTLING OF THIS MAN
403
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,318
WITH ONE
OF MY SIGNATURE RAPS.
404
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,787
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
405
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:56,921
OH, YEAH?!
406
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,629
WELL, LET'S GET
THIS PARTY STARTED!
407
00:15:58,691 --> 00:15:59,857
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
408
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:01,025
WHERE'S YOUR CREW?!
409
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:04,395
[ SCOFFS ] YO, MC's!
410
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,865
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
411
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:10,768
♪ YEAH, THROW 'EM UP,
THROW 'EM UP ♪
412
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,904
♪ YEAH, THROW 'EM UP,
THROW 'EM UP ♪
413
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,540
♪ I'M MC LYTE,
AND I RHYME GALORE ♪
414
00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:18,009
♪ BUT YOU GOT RHYMES,
BUT I GOT ME MORE ♪
415
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,088
♪ SEE, I BEEN DOING THIS
BEFORE YOU COULD WALK ♪
416
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:23,281
♪ SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN
WHILE A REAL MC TALKS ♪
417
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:26,317
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
418
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:29,320
OKAY, THAT WAS DISRESPECTFUL,
VERY DISRESPECTFUL.
419
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,589
OKAY, CAN I GET SOME HELP?
FELLAS!
420
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,524
YEAH!
421
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:36,327
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
422
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,896
♪ COME ON, GET 'EM UP,
COME ON, GET 'EM UP ♪
423
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:41,733
♪ UH, UH, UH, UH ♪
424
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,868
♪ LA-DI-DA-DI,
MOE CAME TO PARTY ♪
425
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,170
♪ YOU DON'T WANT TROUBLE,
I'M TAKING ANYBODY ♪
426
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,606
♪ THE... THE TIGHTEST
IN THE WORLD, I STEP TO THE... ♪
427
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,785
♪ AND I TAKE WHAT I WANT, AND
I MIGHT EVEN TAKE YOUR GIRL ♪
428
00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,877
OOOH!
OOOH! OOOH!
429
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,481
THAT'S VERY DISRESPECTFUL.
430
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,551
YO, FLAV,
TELL HIM ABOUT IT, SON!
431
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:04,956
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, IT'S LIKE THIS ♪
432
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,392
♪ MY NAME IS FLAVOR FLAV,
AND I AM A RAP "G" ♪
433
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,761
♪ I GOT A CLOCK
AND SOME SHINY GOLD TEETH ♪
434
00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:12,096
♪ I'M KNOWN AS THE HYPEST MAN
IN THE GAME ♪
435
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,464
♪ AND YOU CAN ASK YOUR MAMMA ♪
436
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,501
♪ 'CAUSE SHE CAN
TELL YOU THE SAME ♪
437
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,469
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
438
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,039
OOH!
439
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:23,808
ALL RIGHT,
I'M GONNA ASK MY MAMMA LATER.
440
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,377
SPECIAL ED,
HELP ME OUT!
441
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,212
COME ON, MAN.
442
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,782
♪ I GOT IT MADE,
AH, I GOT IT MADE ♪
443
00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,016
HOLD IT, HOLD IT!
444
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,284
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
445
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:36,487
WHAT?
YOU SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME.
446
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,723
I NEED HELP IN THE BATTLE.
447
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,091
HOLD UP, LITTLE MAN.
448
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:42,727
EVERY TIME I SAY IT,
I GET A ROYALTY.
449
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,328
SHUT UP!
I STILL GOT IT MADE.
450
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,930
I GOT IT MADE.
I GOT IT MADE.
451
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,066
WAIT A MINUTE...
TELLING ME TO SHUT UP.
452
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,767
GET OVER THERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
453
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,936
I'LL DO THIS MYSELF!
COME HERE, YOUNG BOY.
454
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,871
STAND IN FRONT
OF YOUR LEGAL DADDY.
455
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:56,274
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, HIT IT!
456
00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:58,009
[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]
457
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,411
♪ UH! ♪
458
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:01,679
♪ WH-WH-WHA! ♪
459
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:05,016
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
460
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,685
♪ I OWN YOUR BIG HEAD,
I OWN YOU ♪
461
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,321
♪ EVEN WHEN YOU'RE DEAD,
I'LL OWN YOU ♪
462
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,223
♪ FORGET WHAT HE SAID,
I OWN YOU ♪
463
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,425
♪ BUYING MY BREAD,
I OWN YOU ♪
464
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:17,028
♪ YOU'RE MY SOLE POSSESSION,
I OWN YOU ♪
465
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,397
♪ I-I OWN YOU,
I-I OWN YOU ♪
466
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:20,998
♪ YOU'RE MY SOLE POSSESSION ♪
467
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:24,535
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
468
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,407
A'IGHT, A'IGHT, YO,
HERE IT IS, HERE IT IS.
469
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,876
I'M MIKE "L" TO THE "O"
TO THE "V-E."
470
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,478
AND I'M HERE
TO GET MY SON BACK.
471
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:36,114
SO, I WANT Y'ALL TO REALLY
FEEL ME ON THIS HERE HOT TRACK.
472
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:40,384
AND THIS SONG IS CALLED, "FOOL,
WHY YOU SIGN THE CONTRACT?"
473
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,453
ALL RIGHT,
DROP IT ON THE ONE.
474
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,222
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
475
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,791
♪ OH-OH, OH-OH-OH-OH-OH ♪
476
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:51,395
♪ OH-OH-OH-OH-OH
OH-OH-OH, OH, OH, OH, ♪
477
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,797
♪ OH-OH, OH-OH-OH ♪
478
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:53,898
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
479
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,733
NOT THAT ONE.
WHAT?
480
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,002
THE OTHER ONE!
OH, MY BAD, MY BAD.
481
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:01,506
DROP IT ON THE TWO.
482
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:02,974
[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]
483
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,986
♪ YEAH, YEAH OH, YO,
THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR ♪
484
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,721
♪ LIKE THIS HERE,
THROW YOUR HANDS UP ♪
485
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:10,248
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
YO, YO, YO ♪
486
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,884
♪ IT WAS ME WHO SHOT THIS FOOL
IN THE WORLD ♪
487
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,119
♪ TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I WAS HOPING HE WAS GIRL ♪
488
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,488
♪ BUT MISTAKES HAPPEN,
AND HERE HE IS ♪
489
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:19,634
♪ BUT I CAN'T TURN MY BACK,
HE'S ONE OF MY KIDS ♪
490
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,993
♪ YO, YOU HAVING FUN
TRYING TO STEAL MY SON? ♪
491
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,172
♪ WHAT YOU'VE DONE AIN'T DONE
TILL IT'S DONE, SON ♪
492
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:26,130
♪ OFF YOUR FACE,
I'LL WIPE THAT SMILE ♪
493
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:28,499
♪ IN 10 YEARS, THOSE BOOTS
WILL BE BACK IN STYLE ♪
494
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,378
♪ I'LL PUT 'EM ON NOW,
KICK YOUR ASS A MILE ♪
495
00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:33,004
♪ 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T COME
BETWEEN A KYLE AND A KYLE ♪
496
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,176
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
497
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:41,812
HOLD, HOLD!
498
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,749
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
499
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,651
YOU WIN AGAIN, KYLE.
500
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,753
I'M GETTING REAL SICK
OF LOSING TO YOU.
501
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,688
YEAH, WELL YOU BETTER
GET USED TO IT
502
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,857
BECAUSE WHEN THIS MIKE
STEPS TO THAT MIC,
503
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:53,925
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.
504
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,193
OOH-RAH!
505
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,329
YEAH, WHAT ABOUT MY $40?
OOH-RAH!
506
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,231
HA HA HA HA HA!
507
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,934
I SPENT IT
ON HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS.
508
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:06,170
AH-RAH, OOH-OOH-OOH,
A-OOH-OOH.
509
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,639
RAPPERS, RETREAT!
510
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,577
THANKS, DAD.
511
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:14,946
YOU KNOW, JUNIOR,
THERE'S GONNA COME A TIME
512
00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:17,281
WHEN I'M NOT THERE
TO BAIL YOU OUT.
513
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,050
ALL RIGHT?
YOU'RE A MAN NOW.
514
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,218
THE DECISIONS YOU MAKE...
515
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:21,986
THEY DON'T
JUST AFFECT YOU ANYMORE.
516
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,165
SO, YOU NEED TO THINK
ABOUT THAT LONG AND HARD
517
00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:26,123
BEFORE YOU MAKE
YOUR NEXT CAREER DECISION.
518
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:28,059
YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD.
519
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:31,028
NOW LET'S GO HOME
SO WE CAN DO SOME MORE WORK.
520
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:33,030
WORK ON WHAT?
521
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,233
BOY, I OWN YOU!
522
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,435
I OWN YOUR BIG HEAD!
523
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:39,136
I'LL OWN YOU
WHILE YOU'RE DEAD!
524
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,072
I OWN YOU!
525
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:46,711
YOU KNOW BOBBY SHAW
NEVER BREAKS DOWN...
526
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,079
[ LAUGHS ]
527
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:54,752
YOU KNOW BOBBY SHAW NEVER
BREAKS DOWN FROM A CHALLENGE.
528
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,287
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
529
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,688
"BACKS DOWN."
530
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,634
DID I DO IT AGAIN? YEAH,
YOU SAID "BREAKS DOWN."
531
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:02,260
HEY, DO YOU HAVE
ANY EDITING EQUIPMENT?
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