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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,770 --> 00:00:05,070 HEY, BEAUTIFUL. 2 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:06,882 I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A FAMILY NIGHT. 3 00:00:06,906 --> 00:00:08,007 HEY... WHOA, WHOA. 4 00:00:08,074 --> 00:00:10,042 HEY, WHAT ABOUT... I JUST WALKED IN. 5 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:12,444 CAN I GET A "HELLO, DADDY, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 6 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,213 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, AS ALWAYS." 7 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,315 CAN I GET SOMETHING? 8 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:18,417 HELLO, DADDY. HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 9 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:20,552 YOU LOOK A'IGHT. 10 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:22,788 ALL RIGHT, SO, LOOK. LET'S TALK ABOUT FAMILY NIGHT. 11 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,657 OH, WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER FAMILY NIGHT, JAY. 12 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:27,365 WE SEE EACH OTHER TOO MUCH ANYWAY. 13 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:28,994 YOU KNOW WHAT? 14 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:31,497 I'M THINKING MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE A NON-FAMILY NIGHT, HUH? 15 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:33,776 THAT'S WHERE WE ALL PRETEND WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER 16 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:34,933 AND GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS. 17 00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:36,679 ACTUALLY, WE SHOULD HAVE A NON-FAMILY YEAR. 18 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:37,770 WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT? 19 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:39,705 MICHAEL, WILL YOU PLEASE BE SERIOUS? 20 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:40,906 I'M BEING SERIOUS. 21 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,674 HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD THE PHRASE, 22 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:44,743 "ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER"? 23 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:47,746 IMAGINE HOW MUCH WE'D LIKE EACH OTHER 24 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:50,682 IF WE NEVER SAW EACH OTHER AGAIN. 25 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,384 WHATEVER, MICHAEL. 26 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:53,752 LOOK, I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 27 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,355 THIS FRIDAY NIGHT THEY'RE HAVING A KARAOKE CONTEST, 28 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:58,624 AND IT WOULD BE GREAT IF WE ALL WENT TO... 29 00:00:58,691 --> 00:00:59,825 KARAOKEOS! 30 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,794 AHA! 31 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:04,029 NOW I SEE YOUR EVIL SCHEME, JAY! 32 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:07,466 THIS FAMILY NIGHT IS JUST A RUSE FOR JAY, 33 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:10,669 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS "HAMMY HAMMERTON," 34 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,548 TO GET BACK ONSTAGE AND IN THE SPOTLIGHT AGAIN. 35 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,012 MICHAEL, MICHAEL, MICHAEL, MICHAEL, 36 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,575 I HAVE A GENUINE DESIRE TO KEEP MY FAMILY TOGETHER. 37 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:18,177 THIS IS NOT SOME GREEDY PLOY. 38 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:21,213 HA HA HA HA! 39 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:23,482 I LAUGH ON YOUR LAPEL. 40 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:24,917 OKAY, IT IS SOME GREEDY PLOY, 41 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:26,595 BUT I STILL THINK IT WOULD BE FUN! 42 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:28,387 AU CONTRAIRE, MON FRèRE. 43 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:31,156 KARAOKE AND JAY DOES NOT EQUAL FUN. 44 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:32,925 AND WHY NOT? 45 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:34,770 DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME WE DID KARAOKE? 46 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:37,162 OH, COME ON, MICHAEL. DON'T THROW THAT BACK AT ME. 47 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:40,032 THAT LITTLE STINKING HEIFER IN THE FRONT ROW HAD IT COMING, 48 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,777 CHOMPING ON THOSE POTATO CHIPS, 49 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:44,236 THROWING MY RHYTHM OFF WHILE I'M TRYING TO SING. 50 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:46,638 MAYBE BECAUSE IT WAS "POTATO CHIP NIGHT" 51 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:50,075 AT A PLACE CALLED "TATER CHIPS"? 52 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:52,811 LOOK, JAY, IT'S A BAD IDEA, OKAY? 53 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:55,147 YOU GET TOO COMPETITIVE WITH THESE THINGS. 54 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:57,382 NO, BABY, I DON'T. YES, YOU DO. 55 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,585 NO, BABE. THIS IS ABOUT FAMILY NIGHT. 56 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,887 SWEETIE, THIS IS FOR ALL OF US TO ENJOY. 57 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:05,757 FOR ALL OF US, HUH? THAT'S RIGHT. 58 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:08,093 OKAY, SO THEN I GUESS YOU WON'T MIND 59 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:10,496 IF I ENTERED THE CONTEST ALSO, HUH? 60 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:13,065 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 61 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,167 I LAUGH ON YOUR LAPEL! 62 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:17,202 HA! 63 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:19,271 AND YOU SPIT ON MY LAPEL, TOO. 64 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:21,940 LOOK, YOU DON'T THINK I CAN WIN THE PRIZE? 65 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:24,643 WHILE I AM IN THE CONTEST? YEAH. 66 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:26,645 LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. 67 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:29,848 I AM A PROFESSIONAL-LEVEL TYPE SINGER. 68 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:31,483 OKAY? 69 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:34,786 NEED I REMIND YOU THAT I WAS IN "THE WIZ" IN HIGH SCHOOL? 70 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:38,824 WHOO! DON'T LET ME START IT, BOY! 71 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:42,928 BUT NEED I REMIND YOU THAT YOU PLAYED THE HOUSE IN "THE WIZ"? 72 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,030 YEAH, BUT I WAS GOOD, MICHAEL. 73 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,899 I WAS... I WAS DAMN GOOD! 74 00:02:46,966 --> 00:02:49,568 I LIKED YOUR BACKYARD, THAT'S FOR SURE. 75 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,203 DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 76 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:54,239 LOOK, JAY, I COULD BEAT YOU IF I PUT MY MIND TO IT. 77 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:55,574 YOU COULD... 78 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:57,943 YEAH, BECAUSE IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT VOCAL TALENT. 79 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,011 THIS IS... 80 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:00,789 YEAH, YOU GOT A TINY EDGE ON ME THERE, 81 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:02,915 BUT IT'S ABOUT BEING THE COMPLETE ENTERTAINER. 82 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:05,517 SEE, IT'S ABOUT STAGE PRESENCE, CHARISMA, 83 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:09,188 THAT CERTAIN JE NE SAIS... QU-OOH-OHH-AAH! 84 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:11,089 ...IN WHICH I WOULD... 85 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:12,624 DOMINATE. 86 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,159 OH, WOULD YOU, NOW? YEAH. 87 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:16,061 OKAY, WELL, IT'S ON THEN. 88 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,239 OH, IT'S ON. OKAY. 89 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:19,531 I'M NOT GONNA... I'M GONNA SAVE IT FOR... 90 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,466 DON'T HURT... DON'T HURT THAT... 91 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,902 WHOA... BAM! I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT. 92 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:30,809 YOU ARE THE MOST MAGNIFICENT CREATURE 93 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,978 THAT EVER GRACED THIS EARTH. 94 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,714 AND I WOULD BE HONORED... OVERWHELMED... 95 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:38,250 IF YOU WOULD AGREE TO SHARE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME 96 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:41,587 SO WE COULD WALK THROUGH THE SANDS OF TIME TOGETHER. 97 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:44,723 WILL YOU MARRY ME, MY PRECIOUS? 98 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,725 NO! WHY NOT? 99 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,137 IT'S ILLEGAL IN THIS STATE. 100 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:50,896 NO, I MEAN, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THAT PROPOSAL? 101 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,899 OH, IT... IT WAS TOO FLOWERY. IT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE ME. 102 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,300 I WOULD NEVER USE WORDS LIKE 103 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:58,503 "MAGNIFICENT" OR "PRECIOUS" OR "SAND." 104 00:03:58,571 --> 00:03:59,738 LOOK... 105 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:01,840 I'VE GIVEN YOU THE MOST ROMANTIC PROPOSALS 106 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,108 THAT I CAN THINK OF. 107 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,687 HOW DO YOU WANT TO ASK HER TO MARRY YOU? 108 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:06,488 WELL, EVER SINCE I MET VANESSA, 109 00:04:06,512 --> 00:04:09,625 I'VE BEEN FANTASIZING ABOUT THE EXACT WAY I WANT TO PROPOSE TO HER. 110 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:11,550 ALL RIGHT. WELL, LET'S HEAR IT. 111 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:14,186 OKAY. FIRST, I STAND ON A CHAIR. 112 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,754 WAIT A MINUTE. 113 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:17,533 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE? 114 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:19,725 NO! THAT SHOWS WEAKNESS! 115 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:21,860 ME STANDING ON A CHAIR IS SYMBOLIC 116 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,396 OF HOW I CAN LOOK OVER VANESSA AND THE BABY. 117 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:25,797 OKAY, THAT'S JUST STUPID. 118 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:26,932 CONTINUE. 119 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,667 OKAY. 120 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:31,046 THEN I TAKE HER LEFT HAND, AND I LOOK HER STRAIGHT IN HER EYES... 121 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:32,982 HOW CAN YOU LOOK HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYES 122 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:34,450 IF YOU'RE STANDING ON A CHAIR? 123 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:37,309 GOOD POINT. WELL, I'LL JUST GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE. 124 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:39,455 ACTUALLY, HOW ABOUT YOU JUST FORGET THE CHAIR COMPLETELY 125 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:40,712 AND JUST STAND THERE? 126 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,148 NO! THAT'S NOT ROMANTIC! 127 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:46,251 OKAY, THAT'S EVEN MORE STUPID. 128 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:48,120 ALL RIGHT, CONTINUE. 129 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:49,921 OKAY, NOW IN MY FANTASY, 130 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:52,557 I UTTER THESE EXACT WORDS TO VANESSA... 131 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,660 VANESSA, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, 132 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:56,895 AND WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BABY TOGETHER. 133 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:59,698 AND FROM THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON YOU, 134 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:03,235 MY LIFE CHANGED IN THE MOST AMAZING WAY. 135 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:06,438 I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT YOU ARE MY SOUL MATE, 136 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:09,107 AND I CANNOT GO ANOTHER DAY 137 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:11,943 WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO CALL YOU MY WIFE. 138 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:13,679 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 139 00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:16,648 [ Crying ] JUST... JUST SAY THAT! 140 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:20,485 HI, HONEY. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 141 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:23,622 ALLERGIES. HEY, BABY! LISTEN! 142 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:27,559 VANESSA, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, 143 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:29,895 AND WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BABY TOGETHER. 144 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:33,065 OH, YEAH, AND HE REALLY NEEDS TO BE CHANGED RIGHT NOW. 145 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:34,266 DO YOU SMELL THAT? 146 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,701 OHH! YEAH, OHH! 147 00:05:35,768 --> 00:05:38,370 I MEAN, HOW CAN THAT COME OUT OF SUCH A LITTLE BABY? 148 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:39,715 ALL RIGHT, HERE. HOLD HIM. 149 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,273 LET ME GO GET HIS DIAPER BAG. 150 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,976 OHH! 151 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:47,279 MNH-MNH. MNH. 152 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,417 ♪ OOH-AHH-OOH ♪ 153 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:55,520 Jay and Vanessa: ♪ BABY LOVE, MY BABY LOVE ♪ 154 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:59,224 ♪ I NEED YOU, OH, HOW I NEED YOU ♪ 155 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,492 STOP! 156 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,993 I DON'T NEED YOU THAT... 157 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:04,496 I DON'T NEED YOU THAT BAD, NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 158 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:05,630 I WAS SINGING. 159 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,065 YOUR SINGING PART GOES... 160 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,900 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪ 161 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:10,135 THAT'S ALL YOU DO. 162 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,470 SO I'M JUST BACKUP? 163 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,705 YES, BABY. SO BACK UP, BACKUP. 164 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:16,708 BACK IT UP. 165 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:19,811 WHOO! ONCE AGAIN, FROM THE TOP. 166 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,748 ♪ OOH-AHH-OOH ♪ 167 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:25,984 ♪ BABY LOVE, MY BABY LOVE ♪ 168 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,152 ♪ I NEED YOU ♪ 169 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:30,455 ♪ OH, HOW I NEED YOU ♪ 170 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:33,792 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪ OOOOHHH! 171 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,560 SOMEBODY'S NOT "OH-OHING" RIGHT. 172 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:37,529 NOW, UM, I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS... 173 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:39,331 MY EYES WERE CLOSED OVER THERE, 174 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,999 SO LET'S FIND OUT, SHALL WE? 175 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,000 ONE AT A TIME... 176 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,236 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪ GREAT! 177 00:06:44,303 --> 00:06:45,404 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪ PERFECT! 178 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:46,871 [ Off-key ] ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪ 179 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,874 EE-AAH! 180 00:06:48,941 --> 00:06:50,108 CLAIRE... 181 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:52,110 UM, YOU... THE KEY IS... 182 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:55,280 YOU'RE WAY OFF IN THE JUNGLE SOMEWHERE. 183 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,548 I DON'T EVEN KNOW. 184 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:58,594 I'M SORRY, MOM. I'M JUST NOT A VERY GOOD SINGER. 185 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:00,919 OH, BABY. BABY. 186 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:02,521 LISTEN... 187 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:06,591 APPARENTLY, HONEY, YOU GOT YOUR SINGING ABILITIES FROM DADDY, 188 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:09,628 AND, LUCKILY, YOU GOT YOUR LOOKS FROM MOMMY. 189 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:11,596 NOW, WE'RE GONNA TRY SOME VOCAL EXERCISES, 190 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:13,142 SO MOMMY'S GONNA HELP YOU, OKAY? 191 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,800 MAYBE THAT'LL HELP. SO, REPEAT AFTER ME. 192 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:16,234 READY? 193 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:18,013 [ Singing scales ] ♪ MI-MI-MI-MI-MI-MI-MI-MI-MI ♪ 194 00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:19,304 GO! 195 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:20,749 ♪ YOU-YOU-YOU- YOU-YOU-YOU... ♪ 196 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:21,773 YOU! 197 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:24,142 SHH! 198 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:27,012 UM, MMM, CLAIRE? 199 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:29,781 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE WHAT WE CALL IN THE BIZ... 200 00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:31,616 "EYE CANDY." 201 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:34,586 SO, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A PAGE FROM THE BOOK OF MILLI VANILLI, 202 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:36,688 AND YOU'RE GONNA MOUTH THE WORDS, BUT... 203 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:38,290 MAKE SURE NO SOUND COMES OUT. 204 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:40,559 OKAY? LIKE THIS? 205 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:43,929 OH, BABY! YOU ARE SO T... 206 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:45,130 YOU LOOK GOOD. 207 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,732 OKAY, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN FROM... 208 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,967 HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON? 209 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:51,169 MICHAEL, THIS IS A PRIVATE REHEARSAL. 210 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:52,437 NO SNOOPING ALLOWED. 211 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:54,873 I'M NOT SNOOPING. I'M JUST WALKING THROUGH. 212 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:57,409 HOW YOU GUYS DOING? HOW'S THE SINGING GOING? 213 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,477 WHATCHA SINGING? 214 00:07:58,511 --> 00:07:59,611 OH, THIS! 215 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:04,015 AW, SHUCKS. OH, LOOK AT HER GO. 216 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,885 WHOO! THAT'S GOOD. 217 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:08,920 I LIKE THE CHOREOGRAPHY. WORK IT, GIRL. 218 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,365 Jay: NO, CLAIRE, THAT'S... 219 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:11,690 WHAT? 220 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:14,593 SHE'S TALENTED. 221 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:17,295 LAUGH IT UP. JUST KEEP LAUGHING IT UP. 222 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:19,698 I'M GONNA KEEP LAUGHING, AND, YOU KNOW WHAT? 223 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:22,767 FRIDAY NIGHT, THE KARA-JOKEY IS ON YOU! 224 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,870 YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME AND MY GIRLS? 225 00:08:24,937 --> 00:08:27,072 WITH ONE LIP TIED BEHIND MY BACK. 226 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:28,779 ENJOY YOUR REHEARSAL, LADIES. 227 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:31,042 HEY, DAD, WHAT'S THE MOOD LIKE? 228 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:32,811 HOSTILE, JUST THE WAY I WANT IT. 229 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,814 ALL RIGHT, ONCE AGAIN FROM THE TOP. 230 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:36,815 NO SOUND. 231 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:39,251 ♪ OOH-OOH ♪ 232 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:42,153 ♪ BABY LOVE, MY BABY... WHAT ♪ 233 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:43,455 ♪ WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ♪ 234 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,857 ♪ WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? ♪ 235 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:47,959 I WAS JUST WAVING AT JUNIOR. 236 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:51,129 DURING MY REHEARSAL? NO WONDER DIANA WENT SOLO. 237 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,931 BOY! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! 238 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:55,119 WELL, I HAD SOMETHING THAT I WANTED TO ASK VANESSA. 239 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:56,234 ON MY TIME? 240 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:57,903 YEAH, MOM, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. 241 00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:01,006 SO IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION THAT'S SO "CRITICAL" 242 00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:03,441 THAT YOU HAVE TO STOP OUR REHEARSAL, 243 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:05,844 THEN BY ALL MEANS, JUNIOR, GO AHEAD. 244 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:07,178 YOU GOT TWO SECONDS! 245 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:08,914 THANK YOU. 246 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:13,118 VANESSA... 247 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:14,953 TIME'S UP! LET'S GO. 248 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:18,723 TAKE THIS CHAIR... WITH YOU! 249 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:27,299 ♪ AIN'♪ AND SHE'S ALWAYS WHEN SHGONE TOO LONG ♪ 250 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:31,937 ♪ ANYTIME SHE GOES AWAY ♪ 251 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:36,408 ♪ I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW ♪ 252 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:38,476 ♪ I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW ♪ 253 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:40,512 ♪ I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW ♪ 254 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,957 ♪ I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW ♪ 255 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,782 NO... 256 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:45,317 YOU DON'T KNOW. 257 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:48,520 THERE'S MORE LYRICS TO IT THAN THAT. 258 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,389 I KNOW. 259 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:53,692 DAD, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT VANESSA. 260 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,694 EVERY TIME I TRIED TO TALK TO HER, 261 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,195 I KEEP ON GETTING INTERRUPTED. 262 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,664 AND ALL I NEED TO DO IS GET HER TO FOCUS FOR FIVE MINUTES, 263 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:01,209 BUT IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE 264 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,268 IS CONSPIRING TO KEEP ME FROM DOING THAT. 265 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,869 AND I'M REALLY DEPRESSED, DAD, 266 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,605 AND I JUST NEED SOME GOOD ADVICE. 267 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:09,207 OKAY, LET ME SAY IT LIKE THIS. 268 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,677 AIN'T NO SUNSHINE WHEN SHE'S GONE. 269 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,413 THERE'S ONLY DARKNESS EVERY DAY. 270 00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:18,249 AIN'T NO SUNSHINE WHEN SHE'S GONE. 271 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:21,152 AND THIS HOUSE... IT AIN'T NO HOME. 272 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:24,289 ANYTIME SHE GOES AWAY. 273 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,060 ♪ I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW ♪ 274 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:32,597 ♪ I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW ♪ 275 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:37,402 ♪ AIN'T NO SUNSHINE WHEN SHE'S GONE ♪ 276 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,839 YOU KNOW, WHAT? FRANKLIN! 277 00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:42,307 I WANT TO CHANGE SONGS. 278 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,642 ALL RIGHT. 279 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:46,109 SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE MORE ENERGY, A LITTLE MORE OOMPH! 280 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,014 WELL, IF YOU WANT OOMPH, 281 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:53,251 THEN YOU WANT THE GODFATHER OF SOUL... JAMES BROWN. 282 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:57,222 ♪ AAOWW! OH-OH-OH-OH-OH HOT PANTS! ♪ 283 00:10:57,289 --> 00:11:00,358 ♪ AAOWW! OH-OH-OH HOT PANTS! ♪ 284 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:07,766 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 285 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,134 OH, NO! WHAT? 286 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:12,871 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M 15 MINUTES LATE FOR MY 3:45 CLASS! 287 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:14,316 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 288 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,408 IF YOU CAN DO IT WHILE I'M GETTING READY. 289 00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:18,443 NOT HOW I PLANNED IT, BUT ALL RIGHT. 290 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,645 VANESSA, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN... 291 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,414 HAVE YOU SEEN MY WHITE SHOES? 292 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:23,481 BACK THERE. 293 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:25,383 OKAY. OKAY, OKAY. 294 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:27,619 OKAY. 295 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,687 VANESSA, YOU ARE... 296 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,055 HAVE YOU SEEN MY BREAST PUMP? 297 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,733 I NEED TO EMPTY BEFORE I GO TO CLASS. 298 00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:33,224 EW. OVER THERE. 299 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:35,794 THANKS. OKAY. 300 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,663 OKAY, I'M LATE. I'LL PUMP IN THE CAR. 301 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:48,473 ALL RIGHT, I GOT MORE KYLE-CAKES COMING UP. 302 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,443 THESE PANCAKES ARE SUPERB, MR. KYLE. 303 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,745 THANK YOU. THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS ONIONS. 304 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:56,614 LISTEN, VANESSA, 305 00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:58,660 I WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL WE WERE ALONE TO TELL YOU THIS, 306 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:01,044 BUT I FIGURED I BETTER TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY. 307 00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,623 VANESSA, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL... 308 00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:07,759 BOY, IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN OFF MY CHAIR, 309 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,728 I WILL KICK IT FROM UNDERNEATH YOU. 310 00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:11,663 AND THEN BEAT YOU WITH IT. 311 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,168 VANESSA, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 312 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,780 WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BABY TOGETHER... 313 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:22,140 ♪ GOOD MORNING, LOVED ONES ♪ 314 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:25,543 ♪ MY HANDSOME SON IS FINE ♪ 315 00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:28,780 ♪ HIS LOVELY LADY AND THEIR BABY ♪ 316 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:31,583 ♪ LITTLE KADY HAS MY HEA-A-RT ♪ 317 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:35,053 ♪ AND HER BOYFRIEND, WHO IS SMA-A-RT ♪ 318 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:38,623 ♪ THEN THERE'S CLAIRE, WHO'S SO-O-O-O-O FAIR ♪ 319 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,792 ♪ AND THAT GUY OVER THERE ♪ 320 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:43,762 ♪ WITH NO HA-A-A-A-IR ♪ 321 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,697 ♪ GOOD MORNING ♪ 322 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,699 ♪ GOOD MORNING ♪ 323 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:55,173 ♪ GOOD MO-O-O-O-OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH-O-RNING ♪ 324 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,641 ♪ AH ♪ 325 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,945 YOU A'IGHT. 326 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:04,149 ♪ YOU CAN SING ALL YOU LIKE ♪ 327 00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:07,952 ♪ BUT I'M GONNA BEAT YOU TONIGHT ♪ 328 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:11,055 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M THE BEST THAT THERE IS ♪ 329 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:14,626 ♪ EVEN THOUGH... YOU PLAYED THE HOUSE ♪ 330 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:20,965 ♪ THE HOUSE, THE HOUSE, THE HO-O-O-O-O-O-USE ♪ 331 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,233 HA HA! 332 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,035 I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! 333 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,971 ♪ GOODBYE, SON, IT'S BEEN FUN, NOW ♪ 334 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:30,074 ♪ CLEAN YOUR DISH AND YOU GET A KISS AND ♪ 335 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,877 ♪ DON'T FORGET THE GLASS, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS ♪ 336 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:34,312 GRRRR! 337 00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:37,048 WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? 338 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:38,860 I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING WRONG WITH JUNIOR? 339 00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:41,553 ♪ JUNIOR'S FINE, HE'S JUST CRABBY SOMETIMES ♪ 340 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,265 OH, YEAH, SING IT. HEY, CLAIRE, HELP US OUT. 341 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,889 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT AWAY? 342 00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:59,404 ♪ OOH-AAH-OOH ♪ 343 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:00,705 ♪ BABY LOVE ♪ 344 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,941 ♪ MY BABY LOVE ♪ 345 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:07,178 ♪ I NEED YOU, OH, HOW I NEED YOU ♪ 346 00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:10,148 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪ ♪ ALL YOU DO IS TREAT ME BAD ♪ 347 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:13,518 ♪ BREAK MY HEART AND LEAVE ME SAD ♪ 348 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,587 ♪ TELL ME, BABY, WHAT... ♪ 349 00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:17,065 UH, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP. 350 00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:18,967 ♪ TO MAKE YOU STAY ♪ UM, HE... HELLO? HELLO? 351 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,258 MISS, YOU OKAY? 352 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:22,293 DID YOU FALL OFF THE STAGE? EXCUSE ME? 353 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,196 UM, YEAH, YOU'RE SINGING LIKE YOU'RE ONE OF THE GROUP, 354 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:27,398 BUT THE GROUP IS ALL UP ON THE STAGE, 355 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,277 SO I THOUGHT, WELL, MAYBE SHE FELL OFF THE STAGE. 356 00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:30,779 I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST SINGING ALONG. 357 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,147 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD BOTHER YOU. 358 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:33,972 WELL, IT DOES. 359 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,108 SO LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU, THERE, MARY WILSON. 360 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,645 PRETEND THERE'S AN IMAGINARY LINE 361 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,249 THAT GOES FROM MY LIPS ALL THE WAY AROUND THE WORLD. 362 00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:47,352 NOW, IF YOU'RE BEHIND THAT LINE, YOU'RE BACKUP. 363 00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:49,988 NOW, IF YOU'RE IN FRONT OF THAT LINE... 364 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,290 YOU SHUT UP! 365 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,061 NOW, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN! 366 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,598 THAT'S RIGHT. 367 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:05,803 ♪ OOH-AH-OH-OH-OH ♪ 368 00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,238 ♪ BABY LOVE ♪ 369 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,140 ♪ MY BABY LOVE ♪ 370 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:13,444 ♪ I NEED YOU, OH, HOW I NEED YOU ♪ 371 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:16,681 ♪ ALL YOU DO IS TREAT ME BAD ♪ 372 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,685 ♪ TAKE MY HEART AND LEAVE ME SAD ♪ 373 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,621 ♪ BABY, TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONG ♪ 374 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:26,391 ♪ TO MAKE YOU STAY AWAY SO LONG ♪ 375 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:30,862 ♪ I NEED YOU, NEED YOU ♪ 376 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,799 [ High-pitched ] ♪ YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! ♪ 377 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:38,336 ♪ YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! ♪ 378 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,404 ♪ YEAH! ♪ 379 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,705 WHOO! 380 00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:44,742 WHOO! OH, GOD! 381 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,945 I CAN'T DO NO MORE! 382 00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:48,146 YES, I CAN! 383 00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:51,082 ♪ WHOO! YEAH! YEAH! ♪ 384 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,484 ♪ DON'T COME BACK, BOY ♪ 385 00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:55,987 ♪ YES, YOU DO YES, YOU DO ♪ 386 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,956 ♪ WHOO! YEAH! ♪ 387 00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:00,124 ♪ YEAH! YEAH! ♪ 388 00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:01,893 THANK YOU! THANK YOU! 389 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,729 CLAP FOR YOUR MOTHER. 390 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,174 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO HEAR NEXT? 391 00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:07,465 Man: HOW ABOUT GOODBYE? 392 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,877 HMM, I DON'T KNOW THAT SONG. 393 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:12,036 NOT THE SONG... YOU SAY GOODBYE. 394 00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,772 OKAY, HOW ABOUT A NICE HAND FOR THE LITTLE LADY? 395 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,374 I'M NOT FINISHED YET. 396 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:19,744 OH, YOU WERE FINISHED AN HOUR AGO. I'M NOT FINISHED! 397 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,880 I'D LIKE TO BRING ON OUR FINAL PERFORMER FOR THE EVENING, 398 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:27,085 MR. MICHAEL "J.B." KYLE. 399 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:30,722 [ As James Brown ] I THINK I'M READY TO DO MY THING. 400 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:33,624 ♪ THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD ♪ 401 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:40,431 ♪ MAN'S WORLD ♪ 402 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:45,103 ♪ BUT IT WOULDN'T BE NOTHIN-N-N-N-N' ♪ 403 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,707 ♪ WITHOUT A WOMAN ♪ 404 00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:52,677 ♪ OR A GRILL ♪ 405 00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,449 [ YELLING INDISTINCTLY ] 406 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:05,256 [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] 407 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:09,060 ♪ TAKE IT DOWN THE ROAD ♪ 408 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:14,999 ♪ MAN, MAN, HE DID EVERYTHING ♪ 409 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:18,036 ♪ SO HE GO TO THE COMMODE ♪ 410 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,905 ♪ THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD ♪ 411 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,241 [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] 412 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:32,350 ♪ WHEN MAN MADE THE ELECTRIC LIGHT ♪ 413 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,062 ♪ THE ELECTRIC LIGHT, IT'S ELECTRIC ♪ 414 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,421 ♪ ELECTRIC LIGHT ♪ 415 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:39,424 ♪ THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD ♪ 416 00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:42,527 ♪ THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD ♪ 417 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:46,264 ♪ IT'S A MA-A-N'S WORLD ♪ 418 00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:48,299 [ APPLAUSE ] 419 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,872 WELL... THANK YOU! THANK YOU! 420 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,618 CASHEW FALLS, CONNECTICUT, THANK YOU. 421 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,342 THANK YOU TO OUR LITTLE MIXIO. 422 00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,577 MIXIO! 423 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,313 [ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ] 424 00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:03,481 WHAT? 425 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,183 [ CONTINUES GIBBERISH ] 426 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,088 WELL, OKAY. 427 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,990 THANK YOU, MR. KYLE, FOR FINALLY CONCLUDING 428 00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:14,892 THIS EVENING'S PERFORMANCES. 429 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,295 AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE VOTING. 430 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,163 WAIT, WAIT! THERE'S ONE MORE ENTRY! 431 00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:20,698 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JUNIOR? 432 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,667 WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO ALL WEEK. 433 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,640 HI, EVERYBODY. 434 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,476 I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY A COUPLE WORDS 435 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:33,543 TO THE MOST IMPORTANT WOMAN IN MY LIFE... 436 00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:36,347 WHOO! THANK YOU, BABY. HA! 437 00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:37,415 ...VANESSA SCOTT. 438 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:40,351 HA HA HA! 439 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:44,689 LOOK, VANESSA, I MIGHT NOT BE THE SMARTEST GUY IN THE WORLD, 440 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:47,625 OR THE MOST HANDSOME GUY, THE TALLEST, 441 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,927 THE RICHEST, OR THE MOST INTERESTING, 442 00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,295 AND SAYING "YES" TO ME 443 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:53,931 MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE YOU MAKE IN YOUR LIFE, 444 00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:56,734 BUT IT WOULD BE A BIGGER MISTAKE NOT TO ASK YOU. 445 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,769 SO... 446 00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,905 [ SIGHS ] VANESSA... 447 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,040 YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, 448 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:05,243 AND WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BABY TOGETHER. 449 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,079 AND FROM THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON YOU, 450 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,582 MY LIFE CHANGED IN THE MOST AMAZING WAY. 451 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,719 I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT YOU ARE MY SOUL MATE, 452 00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:17,421 AND I DON'T WANT TO WASTE ANOTHER DAY 453 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,258 WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO CALL YOU MY WIFE. 454 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,325 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 455 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,294 IN MY MIND, JUNIOR, 456 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,863 YOU'RE THE SMARTEST, THE TALLEST, 457 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,766 THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD. 458 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,635 OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU. 459 00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:35,006 [ APPLAUSE ] 460 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,912 DARN ALLERGIES! 461 00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,014 WELL, I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR 462 00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:45,016 THAT WE HAVE A WINNER HERE TONIGHT... 463 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,184 JUNIOR KYLE. 464 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:47,718 YES! 465 00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:50,021 THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION! 466 00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:51,589 THAT'S RIGHT! CELEBRATE, YEAH! 467 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:52,957 NO, BABY... 468 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,159 BABY! 469 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,270 WHOO-HOO! 470 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,819 WHOO-HOO! 471 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:29,060 ♪ CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON ♪ 472 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:32,964 YEAH, GET OFF THE STAGE. HURRY IT UP. WHOO! 473 00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:36,667 ♪ CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON ♪ 474 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,202 CONGRATULATIONS! 475 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,737 WHOO! 476 00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,397 ♪ GOO♪ AH! ♪O-O-OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH-O-RNING ♪ 477 00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:51,282 ♪ WELL, YOU CAN SING, I SAID SI-I-I-NG ♪ 478 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:54,552 ♪ SI-I-I-NG ALL YOU LIKE ♪ 479 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:58,856 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA LOSE, GIRL, TONIGHT ♪ 480 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:01,993 ♪ AND I DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THIS SONG ♪ 31905

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