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HEY, WHAT'S UP, DAD?
OOH, NICE OUTFIT.
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THANKS.
LIKE THE SHOES?
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THOSE LOOK GAY.
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SO DO YOU, QUEER EYE.
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WHATEVER.
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OOH.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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IT'S MY NEW PAGER.
VANESSA GOT IT FOR ME.
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THIS WAY SHE CAN REACH ME
AT ANY TIME.
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OH, HOW CONVENIENT.
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YEAH, WITH THE NEW BABY
AND ALL,
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SHE SAYS THAT WE NEED TO STAY
IN CONSTANT COMMUNICATION.
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[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
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IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT
WITH THE BABY?
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OH, THE BABY'S FINE.
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VANESSA WANTED TO KNOW
WHAT I WAS DOING.
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LOOK, JUNIOR, WOMEN HAVE
THIS SLICK LITTLE WAY
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OF KEEPING TABS ON YOU.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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THE PAGER!
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THAT'S A TRACKING DEVICE.
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IF WAS YOU, I'D LOSE IT.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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SON, IT'S BAD ENOUGH
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YOU AND VANESSA SPEND EVERY
WAKING MOMENT TOGETHER.
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DAD, THAT IS NOT TRUE.
I HAVE MY OWN FREEDO...
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HOLD ON.
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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
OH, TALKING TO MY DADDY.
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I LOVE YOU.
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JUNIOR, PLEASE,
TAKE IT FROM A GUY
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WHO'S BEEN MARRIED FOREVER.
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THE ONLY WAY
FOR A MAN AND WOMAN
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TO HAVE A HEALTHY
RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER
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IS TO HAVE TIME APART.
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DAD, WE HAVE PLENTY
OF TIME APART.
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I GO TO WORK AT...
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?"
STILL TALKING TO MY DADDY.
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OOH, SMILEY FACE,
SMILEY FACE, EXCLAMATION.
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L-O-L, L-O-L,
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X-O, X-O... O-X.
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OKAY, OKAY.
STOP IT.
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OKAY, I'M SORRY.
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LOOK...
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X-O, X-O, X-O.
GO AHEAD.
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THE REASON
YOUR MOTHER AND I
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HAVE SUCH A HEALTHY
RELATIONSHIP
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IS BECAUSE WE RESPECT EACH
OTHER'S PERSONAL INTEREST.
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I DO MY POKER NIGHT.
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SHE DOES WHATEVER CRAP
SHE WANTS TO DO.
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YOU MEAN HER BOOK CLUB?
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YEAH, THE CAT SESSION.
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LOOK, THE POINT IS,
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IN ORDER TO STAY HEALTHY
IN A RELATIONSHIP,
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YOU NEED TIME APART.
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AIN'T THAT RIGHT, BABE?
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I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.
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I'VE BEEN PAGING YOU
ALL MORNING.
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YOU DIDN'T RETURN
ANY OF THEM.
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I LOST IT, DEAR.
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FIGURED YOU SAY THAT.
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THAT'S WHY I GOT YOU A NEW ONE,
FULLY CHARGED.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
DON'T TRY IT.
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OKAY, LOOK.
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I NEED YOU GUYS
TO EAT UP REALLY FAST
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SO YOU'RE NOT LATE
FOR SCHOOL.
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DID I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT
THE AMAZING THING
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THAT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY
IN SCIENCE CLASS?
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NO, WHAT HAPPENED?
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IT WAS SO LIFE-CHANGING,
I...
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HEY, GUYS!
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LOOK AT THE BABY!
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WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE,
SON-SON?
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COME HERE, SON-SON.
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OKAY, OKAY,
GO TO GRANDPA.
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OH, MY LITTLE MAN.
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HELLO!
I WAS TALKING.
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YEAH, YEAH, "LIFE CHANGE."
I REMEMBER.
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BUT LOOK AT THE BABY.
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OOH, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
A TOY FOR THE BABY.
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DO YOU WANT THE TOY, BABY?
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I DID UNTIL YOU GUYS
TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
PLAY WITH THE BOX.
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BUT I DON'T WANT TO PLAY
WITH THE BOX.
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PLAY WITH THAT.
THAT'S FUN.
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ALL THAT...
YOU JUST DO LIKE THIS.
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BUT I DON'T
WANT TO PLAY WITH IT.
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THEN YOU GO ON UPSTAIRS
AND GET YOUR BACKPACK.
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GO ON, NOW, PLEASE,
YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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I KNOW YOU GUYS LIKE
TO MAKE GOO-GOO NOISES
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AND CRAZY FACES AT
JUNIOR-JUNIOR,
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BUT I HAVE TO BRING HIM
TO MY PARENTS.
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SAY GOODBYE.
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BYE.
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OH.
BYE, LITTLE MAN.
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THERE YOU GO.
GO TO MOMMY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE'S RIGHT.
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WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE WE'RE LATE.
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PAGER.
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COME ON, EVERYBODY.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
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[ GASPS ] MICHAEL.
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[ Chuckling ]
OH, MY GOD.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT I ALMOST FORGOT?
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WE FORGOT TO PUT ON
THE ALARM.
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THE MOST IMPORTANT THING,
YEAH.
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CAN'T FORGET THAT.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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HEY!
YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!
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UGH!
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HEY, DAD.
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HOW'S THE HAPPY COUPLE?
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HAPPY.
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I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS
AND RELIEVE CLAIRE
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OF HER BABY-SITTING DUTIES.
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OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU
IN A FEW MINUTES?
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I'LL MISS YOU, NOOPY.
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I'LL MISS YOU, TOO,
FERTILE TURTLE.
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GIVE ME THE LUSHIES.
COME HERE.
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[ SMOOCHING ]
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OKAY, YOU GUYS ARE
MAKING ME SICK.
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SORRY, MR. KYLE.
I'M GOING.
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OH, MAN.
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WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR,
DAD?
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I'M LOOKING FOR
MY MAGIC POKER HAT.
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I DIDN'T HAVE IT LAST WEEK,
AND I LOST.
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HOW MUCH DID YOU LOSE?
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MAN, I LOST LIKE
13 PRETZELS,
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A JELLY DOUGHNUT,
AND 16 PUMPKIN SEEDS.
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WOW, YOU TOOK A BEATING.
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YEAH,
THAT'S WHY I GOT TO...
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BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE
A BOWLING BALL.
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LOOK AT THIS.
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AND GO BLOW YOUR NOSE.
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[ SCOFFS ]
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WHATEVER.
[ LAUGHS ]
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OOH, YES, YES!
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WHAT ARE YOU
SO HAPPY ABOUT?
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VANESSA MADE IT
UPSTAIRS SAFELY.
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YEAH! HA HA!
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Thank you.
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JUNIOR,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I THINK YOU NEED TO JOIN ME
TONIGHT IN MY POKER GAME.
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IT'LL JUST BE THE GUYS.
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OH, THAT'D BE GREAT.
HEY, CAN VANESSA COME TO?
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YEAH, IF SHE CAN GROW
A PENIS.
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I'LL ASK HER.
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HEY, BABES.
DO YOU THINK IT'S PO...
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I GUESS NOT.
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YEAH, SHE CAN'T COME.
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GUYS' NIGHT MEANS
GUYS' NIGHT.
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NO WOMEN ALLOWED.
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YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULDN'T SPEND
ALL MY TIME WITH VANESSA?
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I'VE ONLY BEEN SAYING THAT
FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS.
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YEAH, YOU NEED YOUR
QUALITY TIME WITH HER,
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BUT YOU ALSO NEED
SOME MAN TIME.
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AND THAT'S THE BEAUTY
OF POKER.
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THERE AIN'T NO WOMEN
AROUND.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
THEM TELLING YOU WHAT YOU DO
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AND WHAT YOU CAN'T DO,
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HOW YOU CAN TALK
AND HOW YOU CAN'T TALK,
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HOW YOU CAN WALK
AND HOW YOU CAN'T WALK.
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OH, IT'S YOUR MOTHER.
SHE WANTS ME UPSTAIRS.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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HAVE YOU SEEN
MY MAGIC POKER HAT?
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IT'S ON YOUR HEAD.
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I KNOW.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
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LOOK AT IT.
IT MATCHES MY SHOES.
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BAM.
LOOK AT THAT.
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YOU LOOK GAY.
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SHHHHHH!
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UH!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[ LAUGHS ]
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BABE, WHAT DOES IT
LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?
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I'M TRYING TO READ
MY MAGIC BOOK.
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WHY IS IT MAGIC?
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BECAUSE WHEN I READ IT,
NOBODY BOTHERS ME.
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WOW, THAT HURT
MY FEELINGS.
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I DIDN'T MEAN
TO BOTHER YOU.
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I'LL JUST SIT HERE
AND WON'T BOTHER YOU AT ALL.
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I'M PLAYING BETWEEN
YOUR TOES.
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MICHAEL!
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OKAY.
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WHAT'S THE BOOK ABOUT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WISH I KNEW.
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BUT I HAVE AN IDEA.
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WHY DON'T I READ IT FIRST?
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THEN I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
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THAT'S GREAT!
OKAY.
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YOU FINISHED?
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MICHAEL!
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MICHAEL, LOOK, I GOT TO
GET THROUGH THIS, OKAY?
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I GOT TO DISCUSS IT WITH
MY BOOK CLUB TONIGHT, OKAY?
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU OUT.
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BROTHER, YOU HAVE NOT READ
THIS BOOK, OKAY?
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SISTER, TRY ME OUT.
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REALLY?
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YEAH, I READ.
I LIKE TO READ.
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I'M NOT YOUR SON.
I'M NOT JUNIOR.
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ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
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THIS IS BY
ANGELINE BOUDREAUX.
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I KNOW HER.
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REALLY?
YOU KNOW THIS BOOK?
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THIS IS ABOUT
A LITTLE GIRL...
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NEVER, NEVER READ IT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT FOR REAL?
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I DON'T
COME BOTHERING YOU
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WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING
YOUR POKER GAME.
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I DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS,
I DON'T INTERRUPT,
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AND I DON'T ASK TO PLAY,
DO I?
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THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT INVITED.
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I JUST WANTED A KISS.
PLEASE?
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OH, MICHAEL, I AM NOT
IN THE MOOD FOR ALL OF THAT.
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FOR REAL. I'M TRYING
TO READ MY BOOK.
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OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHAT?
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I WANT MY KISS.
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[ SIGHS ]
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COME ON.
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AAH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I WON'T BOTHER YOU
NO MORE.
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THANK YOU.
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OH, ONE MORE THING.
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GET OUT!
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[ BOOK THUDS ]
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SEE, CAN'T HIT ME 'CAUSE I GOT
THE MAGIC POKER HAT ON.
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OW.
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NOW YOU ASKED OF IT, WOMAN.
THAT TURNED ME ON.
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NO! MICHAEL,
I'M TRYING TO READ!
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STOP PLAYING!
WHAA!
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AAAAAAAH!
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DADDY, HAVE YOU SEEN
MY STUFFED LION?
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NO, BUT I GOT A STUFFED
ARTICHOKE.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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MY LION IS MISSING.
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OH.
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WELL, I HOPE
IT'LL TURN UP.
240
00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:46,665
GET IT? "TURNIP"!
241
00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:48,967
INSTEAD OF THE ARTICHOKE,
I SAID TURNIP,
242
00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:51,803
WHICH IS IN
THE VEGETABLE FAMILY.
243
00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:53,104
HEY, YOU GUYS.
244
00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:55,674
AHA! I KNEW IT WOULD
TURN UP HERE.
245
00:07:55,741 --> 00:07:57,275
I BELIEVE
THIS BELONGS TO ME.
246
00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:59,845
JUNIOR SAID I COULD LET
JUNIOR-JUNIOR PLAY WITH IT.
247
00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:01,790
WELL, HE WAS WRONG,
AND HE SHOULD HAVE ASKED,
248
00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,014
AND HIS HEAD'S BIG.
249
00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:05,717
HEY, COME HERE, MISS.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
250
00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:08,119
YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED WITH THAT
SINCE YOU WAS 3 YEARS OLD.
251
00:08:08,187 --> 00:08:09,554
YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT!
252
00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,790
BESIDES, THE POINT IS,
IT'S MY TOY.
253
00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:14,059
I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PLAY
WITH IT WHENEVER I WANT.
254
00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:15,486
YOU'RE RIGHT, KADY.
I'M SORRY.
255
00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:17,863
WE SHOULD HAVE CONSULTED YOU
BEFORE TAKING YOUR TOY.
256
00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:19,464
YES, YOU SHOULD HAVE.
257
00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,069
BYE.
258
00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:25,704
YEAH, BYE.
259
00:08:27,473 --> 00:08:28,740
♪ UH-OH, UH-OH, OH ♪
260
00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:30,909
♪ OH, UH-OH, UH-OH, OH ♪
261
00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,912
♪ UH-OH ♪
262
00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:37,148
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S POKER NIGHT.
263
00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:38,283
HEY, MR. KYLE.
264
00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,918
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
265
00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:40,886
OOH, SNACKS.
266
00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:43,722
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
267
00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:45,524
IT'S POKER NIGHT!
268
00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:47,225
YE-AH!
269
00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:50,295
MR. KYLE, LET ME JUST
APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE.
270
00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,630
FOR WHAT,
FRANKENPOOFS?
271
00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:54,566
FOR THE FACT THAT I AM
GOING TO CLEAN YOU OUT.
272
00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:57,636
THAT'S MIGHTY BIG TALK
FOR A MIGHTY LITTLE MAN.
273
00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,638
PUT YOUR PRETZELS
WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.
274
00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,373
OH, I INTEND TO.
275
00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,208
I ALSO INTEND TO PUT
YOUR PRETZELS
276
00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,743
WHERE MY MOUTH IS, TOO.
277
00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:06,077
[ LAUGHS ]
278
00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:10,448
COME ON, GUYS.
THAT WAS FUNNY.
279
00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:12,050
HA HA HA.
280
00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:14,586
NO?
281
00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:18,490
WELL, YOUR SHOES ARE GAY.
282
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,826
YEAH, AND YOUR HAIRDO
IS GAYER.
283
00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:27,866
YEAH, WELL, THAT HAT
IS REALLY, REALLY GAY.
284
00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:32,237
[ Chuckling ]
ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.
285
00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,172
IT'S POKER NIGHT.
286
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,473
ALL RIGHT.
287
00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:38,843
THE GAME WE'RE GONNA PLAY
IS CALLED 5-CARD STUD.
288
00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,355
IT'S APPROPRIATELY
CALLED THAT
289
00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:42,714
BECAUSE I'M GONNA GIVE
YOU EACH 5 CARDS,
290
00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:44,382
AND I AM A STUD.
291
00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:45,984
[ CHUCKLING ]
292
00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:47,986
THAT WAS FUNNY, RIGHT?
293
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,655
HEY, GUYS.
294
00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:53,592
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
295
00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:55,619
I THOUGHT YOU HAD
YOUR BOOK CLUB TONIGHT.
296
00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:58,263
OH, IT'S POSTPONED TILL
TOMORROW NIGHT AT OUR HOUSE.
297
00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,731
AW, THAT'S TOO BAD.
298
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,199
GET OUT.
299
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,811
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
TELL ME TWICE.
300
00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,436
IF I'M NOT INVITED,
I'M GONE.
301
00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:05,403
YOU WANT TO SIT IN?
302
00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:06,738
OH, I SURE WOULD!
303
00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,250
I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO BE INVITED!
304
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,252
I'M GONNA PUT MY STUFF UP.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
305
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,677
TAKE YOUR TIME.
306
00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,013
OH, SO WHAT GAME ARE
WE PLAYING?
307
00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,948
A LITTLE GAME WE LIKE
TO CALL DUCK.
308
00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:18,083
OH, HOW DO YOU PLAY?
309
00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,851
OH, YOU JUST TAKE
THE REMAINING CARD.
310
00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:21,553
YOU PUT IT OUT LIKE THAT.
311
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:25,223
AND A-ONE, AND A-TWO,
AND A-THREE, AND A-DUCK.
312
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,291
OW!
313
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,094
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
314
00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:31,830
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO INVITE
THAT WOMAN INTO OUR GAME?
315
00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:34,499
THAT'S NOT A WOMAN.
THAT'S MY MOMMY.
316
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,135
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
317
00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:38,203
AH HA HA HA!
318
00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:40,138
WHAT CAN'T YOU BELIEVE,
BABY?
319
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:43,041
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DIDN'T
THINK TO INVITE YOU SOONER.
320
00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:46,411
OH, THAT IS SO SWEET!
YOU'RE SO SWEET!
321
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,013
MOVE OVER, MOVE OVER.
322
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,748
WHAT ARE WE PLAYING?
323
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,793
WE'RE PLAYING A GAME
WE LIKE TO CALL DUCK.
324
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:52,951
HA HA HA HA.
325
00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:54,119
HOW DO YOU PLAY THAT?
326
00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:55,587
OH, IT GOES AS SO.
327
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,295
YOU JUST SPREAD OUT
YOUR CARDS.
328
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,324
AND A-ONE, AND A-TWO,
AND A-THREE.
329
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,525
OW!
330
00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,170
YOU SHOULD HAVE DUCKED.
AH HA HA HA HA!
331
00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:03,595
[ LAUGHING ]
332
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,665
ALL RIGHT, FOLKS.
LET'S PLAY CARDS.
333
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,218
WILL YOU SHUFFLE
THE CARDS?! AAAH!
334
00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:28,553
SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?
335
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,855
NOW I HAVE TO START
ALL OVER.
336
00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:38,296
[ SNICKERING ]
337
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:41,933
[ LAUGHING ]
338
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,704
HEY, BABE.
339
00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:47,338
WHAT?
340
00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:49,974
BABE, UM,
IF YOUR CARDS ALL HAVE
341
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,486
THE LITTLE HEARTY THING
ON THEM,
342
00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:52,444
THAT'S GOOD RIGHT?
343
00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:53,812
MM-HMM, THAT'S GOOD.
344
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:54,779
OKAY.
345
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,815
PHBT!
346
00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,751
I KNOW.
347
00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:03,254
SORRY.
348
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:04,589
HEY, BABE.
349
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:05,690
WHAT?
350
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,436
IF THEY'RE ALL
IN SEQUENTIAL ORDER,
351
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,827
THAT'S GOOD, TOO, RIGHT?
352
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,829
YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
353
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,299
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
354
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:15,433
[ STOMPS FOOT ]
355
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:18,103
[ GASPS ] WHOO!
356
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,170
HEY, BABE.
357
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:20,071
WHAT?
358
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:22,240
OOH. WAIT.
359
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:25,477
IF ALL THE CARDS, UM,
GO LIKE THIS...
360
00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:29,380
10, JACK...
QUEEN, KING, ACE.
361
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:32,517
THAT'S GOOD, TOO?
THAT'S SUPER GOOD, RIGHT?
362
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,196
THAT'S GOOD.
I AIN'T HAD NONE OF THAT.
363
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:37,722
AH HA HA HA HA!
364
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,758
Y'ALL SUCKERS.
365
00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:41,626
WELL, THAT'S IT.
I'M CLEANED OUT.
366
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:42,727
I'M CLEANED OUT, TOO.
367
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:44,028
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
368
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,097
NO ONE'S EVER BEATEN ME
IN POKER BEFORE.
369
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,366
Jay: BEGINNER'S LUCK,
I GUESS.
370
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,835
I'LL GIVE YOU GUYS A CHANCE
TO WIN IT ALL BACK NEXT WEEK.
371
00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:52,003
All: NEXT WEEK?
372
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:52,937
NEXT... WHAT?
373
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,106
YEAH! NEXT WEEK!
374
00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:56,718
I WOULDN'T MISS IT
FOR THE WORLD.
375
00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:58,076
I LOVE POKER.
376
00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:02,180
HA HA! HA HA HA!
377
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,082
MIKE, YOU GOT TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.
378
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,785
JASMINE GETS WIND OF THIS,
SHE'LL BE OVER HERE NEXT WEEK.
379
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:08,330
CLAIRE WILL INSIST
ON PLAYING.
380
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:09,287
AND SO WILL KADY.
381
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:10,355
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
382
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:12,791
I'LL UNDO THE DAMAGE
THAT JUNIOR DID.
383
00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:15,193
I MEAN, WE'RE MEN.
WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS.
384
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,695
I'LL JUST GO IN THERE
AND LAY DOWN THE LAW AND SAY,
385
00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:19,731
"JAY, YOU CAN'T COME
TO OUR GAME."
386
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,666
HOW ABOUT THAT?
387
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:25,103
"YOU AIN'T COMING HERE.
YOU'RE NOT WANTED."
388
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,604
OH, MINE'S GOING OFF,
TOO.
389
00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,273
UH... COMING, BABY!
390
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,141
I'M SORRY, CLAIRE!
391
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,510
I GOT TO GO GET
THE TRASH.
392
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,226
Kady: HEY, CLAIRE!
COME HERE!
393
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,151
MAKE IT QUICK.
I'M ON MY WAY OUT.
394
00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:42,253
WASN'T I A CUTE BABY?
395
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,999
IS THAT WHAT YOU CALLED ME
IN HERE FOR?
396
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,323
YES.
397
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,492
I MEAN, NO, NO.
WAIT!
398
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,459
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
399
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:49,727
TO THE MALL.
400
00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,715
I SAW THE CUTEST OUTFIT
FOR JUNIOR-JUNIOR.
401
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,341
HE'S GONNA LOOK
SO ADORABLE IN IT.
402
00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:56,968
ARE YOU GONNA GET ME
ANYTHING, BIG SIS?
403
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,369
NO. WHY SHOULD I?
404
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,015
BECAUSE I'M YOUR
LITTLE SISTER,
405
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,472
AND I CAN BE ADORABLE, TOO.
406
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:02,674
WATCH.
407
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:03,741
EW!
408
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:04,943
GET OFF ME!
409
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,530
YOU'RE WRINKLING
MY CLOTHES.
410
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,947
WHY DON'T YOU GROW UP
AND STOP BEING SUCH A BABY?
411
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,850
APPARENTLY
I ALREADY DID.
412
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:13,618
[ CRYING ]
413
00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,089
HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER,
HONEY?
414
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,090
NOTHING.
415
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,658
OKAY, GOOD.
416
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:22,460
I WASN'T SERIOUS.
417
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,229
[ CHUCKLES ]
NEITHER WAS I.
418
00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:25,630
WELL, WELL, WELL.
419
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,066
LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN
WALKING DOWN MEMORY LANE.
420
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,835
YEAH, GOOD TIMES,
GOOD FUN.
421
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,804
THIS SHOULD STILL BE
GOOD TIMES
422
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,872
AND GOOD FUN FOR YOU.
423
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:34,839
NOT FOR ME.
424
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:35,840
WHY NOT?
425
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,828
BECAUSE EVER SINCE
JUNIOR AND VANESSA
426
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,178
BROUGHT THAT LITTLE
SNOT-INFESTED MIDGET HOME,
427
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,580
HE'S BEEN HOGGING UP
ALL THE SPOTLIGHT.
428
00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,226
WELL, THAT'S THE THING
ABOUT BABIES.
429
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,690
WHEN THEY COME
INTO A ROOM,
430
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,329
EVERYBODY SEEMS
TO FLOCK TO THEM.
431
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:50,221
I MISS THE FLOCKING.
432
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,457
WELL, I WOULD THINK
THAT YOU WOULD BE HAPPY
433
00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:53,725
YOU'RE NOT A BABY ANYMORE.
434
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:54,959
WELL, THINK AGAIN.
435
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,629
FROM WHERE I'M STANDING,
8 DOESN'T LOOK SO HOT.
436
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,864
LISTEN, LET ME TELL YOU
A LITTLE SECRET.
437
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,766
IF YOU WANT TO STAY
IN THE SPOTLIGHT,
438
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,612
THEN YOU GOT TO STAND
NEXT TO THE PERSON
439
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,113
THAT'S GETTING ALL
THE ATTENTION.
440
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,171
THAT WAY YOU'LL REAP
ALL THE BENEFITS
441
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,641
AND YOU'LL BE
A GREAT AUNTIE, TOO.
442
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,643
THAT MAKES SENSE.
443
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,011
OF COURSE IT DOES.
444
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,489
WHY DO YOU THINK
I HANG AROUND
445
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:16,414
THAT SNOT-INFESTED
LITTLE MIDGET?
446
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,983
AND I'LL TELL YOU
ANOTHER SECRET, KADY.
447
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:22,720
NO MATTER HOW MANY BABIES
COME IN THIS HOUSE,
448
00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:24,889
YOU ARE ALWAYS
GONNA BE MY BABY.
449
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:26,391
THANKS, DADDY.
450
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,693
I LOVE YOU.
451
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,328
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
452
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,095
THESE PRETZELS ARE
DELICIOUS.
453
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,338
I WON THEM AT
MY HUSBAND'S POKER GAME.
454
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:41,406
[ LAUGHS ]
455
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,441
EW. EW.
456
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:46,477
LET'S JUST GET TO "I KNOW WHY
THE HUMMINGBIRD HUMS."
457
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,680
I'LL JUST GO FIRST.
I FOUND THIS BOOK TO BE...
458
00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:51,416
A LIFE-AFFIRMING JOURNEY.
459
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:53,184
OH, MY GOODNESS.
460
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,385
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
461
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,897
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
PLAYING GOLF.
462
00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:59,557
HOW COULD I PLAY GOLF WHEN
A HUMMINGBIRD WAS HUMMING?
463
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,626
♪ HMMMMM, HMMMM, HMMMM ♪
464
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,394
SHUT UP AND GET OUT.
465
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,940
I DON'T MIND
IF HE SITS IN, JAY.
466
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,197
YEAH, ME EITHER.
467
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,209
IT WOULD BE NICE TO HEAR
A MAN'S POINT OF VIEW.
468
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,635
IS THAT AN INVITATION?
469
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:11,636
IT IS.
470
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,738
THEN I MUST ACCEPT!
471
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,250
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL GO FIRST.
472
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,441
IT'LL BE QUICK...
473
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,509
NO, NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS MY CLUB.
474
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:19,444
I... MY TURN.
475
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:21,212
WHATEVER.
476
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,647
SOMEONE'S INSECURE.
477
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:28,820
ANYWAY, I THOUGHT THIS BOOK
WAS ABOUT FREEDOM.
478
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:30,927
A LITTLE HUMMINGBIRD
TOLD ME DIFFERENT.
479
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,524
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, GIRL.
480
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:39,430
I BELIEVE IN THE BEGINNING
WHEN YOU MEET THE LITTLE GIRL,
481
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,765
SHE REPRESENTS REPRESSION...
482
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,333
[ HUMMING ]
483
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:43,668
MICHAEL!
484
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,503
WE DON'T CRITICIZE PEOPLE.
485
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,505
I'M NOT CRITICIZING.
MY LIPS ARE SEALED.
486
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:50,208
I'M SIMPLY HUMMING.
WASN'T I JUST HUMMING?
487
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:52,387
THERE'S NO RIGHT OR WRONG
IN DISCUSSING A BOOK.
488
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,312
WELL, I BEG TO DIFFER.
489
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,813
I BELIEVE THAT THE AUTHOR
490
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:57,525
[ French accent ]
ANGELINE BOUDREAUX...
491
00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:59,183
[ STAMMERING ]
492
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,052
FIRST OF ALL...
493
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:06,391
HER NAME IS PRONOUNCED
AN-GEL-INE "BOUDROX."
494
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,493
ANGELINE "BOUDROX."
495
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,000
BUT CONTINUE
INTERRUPTING ME.
496
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,765
WELL, ANGELINE'S BOOK
IS ABOUT POWERLESSNESS.
497
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:18,736
AND ELVIRA REPRESENTS
ALL THE DISENFRANCHISED PEOPLE
498
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,104
WITH NO VOICES.
499
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,073
AND WHEN SHE FINALLY
FINDS HER VOICE,
500
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,208
HER SONG... YES.
501
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,443
HER SONG...
502
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:32,417
OH, IT REPRESENTS
THE ♪ RESURRECTIO-O-O-N ♪
503
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:36,687
♪ NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ♪
504
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:38,823
...OF THE SPIRIT.
505
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,258
YES, GIRL.
506
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,160
[ ALL HUMMING ]
507
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,430
OH, COME ON!
WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!
508
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:47,799
HEY, I THOUGHT
WE DIDN'T JUDGE HERE.
509
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,067
MICHAEL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
510
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:51,436
THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD BE
100% RIGHT ABOUT THIS
511
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:55,807
IS IF YOU WERE
ANGELINE BOUDREAUX HERSELF.
512
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,875
HARK! DON'T MOVE.
513
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,447
HELLO!
514
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:05,049
JANET KYLE,
MEET THE AUTHOR.
515
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,228
I'M SORRY I'M LATE, MICHAEL.
TRAFFIC WAS A MESS.
516
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,253
WELL, HELLO, EVERYBODY.
517
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,556
I'M [French accent]
ANGELINE BOUDREAUX.
518
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,758
[ French accent ]
ANGELINE.
519
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,393
HOW DID YOU DO THIS?
520
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:18,162
SHE AND FRANKLIN HAVE
THE SAME LITERARY AGENT.
521
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:20,331
SINCE YOU'RE HERE,
[American accent] ANGELINE...
522
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,576
[ French accent ]
ANGELINE.
523
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,234
ANGIE.
524
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:28,106
UM, SINCE YOU'RE HERE,
WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL THIS FOOL
525
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,908
YOUR INTERPRETATION OF HOW
THE HUMMINGBIRD HUMS, PLEASE?
526
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,743
OH, WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE.
527
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:35,746
YOU SEE, ELVIRA REPRESENTS
528
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:39,484
ALL THE DISENFRANCHISED PEOPLE
WITH NO VOICES.
529
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:42,987
AND WHEN SHE FINALLY
FINDS HER VOICE,
530
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,957
HER SONG... OH!
531
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,693
HER SONG REPRESENTS
532
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:54,565
THE R-R-RESURECTIO-O-O-N
OF THE SPIRIT.
533
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,300
[ HUMMING ]
534
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:57,869
[ ALL HUMMING ]
535
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,112
OH, HEY, KADY.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME.
536
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,515
WATCH THE BABY FOR A MINUTE.
I FORGOT HIS PACIFIER.
537
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,750
WAIT! WAIT!
538
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,018
[ SIGHS ]
539
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,253
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT...
540
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,455
WITH YOUR CUTE LITTLE EYES
541
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,290
AND CUTE LITTLE NOSE
542
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:22,026
AND CUTE LITTLE HANDS
AND FEET?
543
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:26,364
AW! YOUR CUTE
LITTLE SMILE!
544
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,199
HI!
545
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,668
HI, YEAH.
HI.
546
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,004
OH, MICHAEL.
THIS IS PERFECT.
547
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:36,474
MY BABY IS PLAYING WITH
MY GRANDBABY.
548
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,109
KADY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
549
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,578
I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GONNA
ADJUST WELL TOO JUNIOR-JUNIOR,
550
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:43,147
BUT I'M SO GLAD TO SEE
YOU'RE TAKING IT ALL IN STRIDE.
551
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,282
HE'S A'IGHT.
552
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,284
YEAH, WELL,
AS THE YOUNGEST AUNTIE,
553
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,862
YOU HAVE AN IMPORTANT ROLE
TO PLAY.
554
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:49,654
SEE, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO BEST REMEMBERS
555
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,232
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE
AN INFANT.
556
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:52,634
YOU'RE GOING TO
BRIDGE THE GAP
557
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,091
BETWEEN US AND THE BABY.
558
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:55,570
NOW, THAT'S A HUGE
RESPONSIBILITY.
559
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:56,761
THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT?
560
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:58,729
I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT.
561
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:00,308
THANKS FOR WATCHING
JUNIOR-JUNIOR.
562
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,365
NO PROBLEM.
563
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:02,667
WE'RE OFF TO THE MALL.
564
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:03,768
OH, CAN I COME?
565
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:05,803
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
566
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:06,971
OKAY.
567
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,340
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS.
HAVE FUN. BYE.
568
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:10,441
BYE!
569
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,410
BYE.
570
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:13,711
THANKS, HONEY.
571
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:14,812
THE POKER GAME'S TONIGHT.
572
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,157
I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT
TO SIT IN.
573
00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:17,815
NO, NO, NO, NO.
I LEARNED MY LESSON.
574
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,227
YOU GOT YOUR THINGS.
I GOT MINE.
575
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,291
FROM NOW ON, WE RESPECT
EACH OTHER'S TERRITORY.
576
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,386
AND NO HARD FEELINGS?
577
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:24,655
MICHAEL, OF COURSE NOT!
578
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,023
NO HARD FEELINGS...
579
00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:27,635
I GOT MY BOOK CLUB
ANYWAY TONIGHT.
580
00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:28,593
REALLY?
581
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:29,727
WHAT YOU GUYS READING?
582
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:32,697
"99 UNDETECTABLE POISONS."
DRINK UP.
583
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:40,705
, UH-OH,
OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
584
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:41,839
♪ OH, POKER NIGHT ♪
585
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,708
WHOO!
586
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:46,143
♪ YEP, YEP, YEP ♪
587
00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:47,144
WHOO!
588
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:49,413
♪ POKER NIGHT ♪
589
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:50,648
IT'S POKER NIGHT.
590
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:51,716
THAT WAS COOL, MAN.
591
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:52,717
IT'S POKER NIGHT.
592
00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,919
♪ OH, UH-OH ♪
593
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:04,395
THAT'S THE RIGHT ENERGY.
THAT WAS THE RIGHT ENERGY.
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