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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:06,438 MICHAEL, I AM SO HAPPY OUR CLASS REUNION IS COMING UP. 2 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:08,107 AREN'T YOU EXCITED, BABY? 3 00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:11,010 [ HUMMING "POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE" ] 4 00:00:11,077 --> 00:00:12,177 NO. 5 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:13,846 MICHAEL, PLEASE. 6 00:00:13,913 --> 00:00:15,814 THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 7 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:17,816 I'VE BEEN DIETING AND WORKING OUT 8 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:20,085 FOR A WHOLE MONTH GETTING READY FOR THIS. 9 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:21,920 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WANNA GO ANYWAY. 10 00:00:21,988 --> 00:00:23,499 ALL YOU GONNA DO IS SEE THE PEOPLE YOU HATED 11 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,568 WHEN YOU WAS YOUNG, EXCEPT NOW THEY'RE FAT AND BALD. 12 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:27,426 WELL, DAD, YOU'RE BALD, 13 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,361 AND I DON'T FEEL TOO MANY ABS IN THERE. 14 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:31,263 HEY, DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S STOMACH 15 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:34,733 WHEN HE'S ON THE EXHALE. 16 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:36,869 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU OLD, DECREPIT PEOPLE 17 00:00:36,936 --> 00:00:38,771 WANNA GET TOGETHER AND SEE WHAT LITTLE TIME 18 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:40,406 YOU HAVE LEFT ANYWAY. 19 00:00:40,473 --> 00:00:41,807 WOW! WOW! 20 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,510 THAT HURT. YUCK. 21 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:47,179 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WHY YOU WALKING LIKE THAT? 22 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:50,049 'CAUSE THESE SHOES ARE A COUPLE OF SIZES TOO SMALL. 23 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:51,750 THEN WHY DID YOU BUY 'EM? 24 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:54,386 BECAUSE THEY'RE SO CUTE. DUH! 25 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:56,065 AND GET THIS, MOM. THEY WERE ON SALE. 26 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:58,249 THEY GOT ANY SIZE 6's? ONLY IN SIZE 4. 27 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:00,759 THAT'LL WORK. I COULD WORK WITH THAT. 28 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:03,929 A 4? JAY, YOU'RE A SIZE 9. 29 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,532 MICHAEL, DIDN'T I JUST SAY I LOST WEIGHT? 30 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:08,133 DIDN'T I JUST SAY THAT? 31 00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:09,735 IN YOUR FEET? 32 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:13,172 THAT'S WHERE I LOSE IT FIRST, THE FEET AND THE FACE. 33 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,808 LOOK, DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 34 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:17,520 ARE YOU COMING WITH ME TO THIS REUNION OR NOT? 35 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:18,944 NO, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 36 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:21,513 BECAUSE THE MOMENT I SAY, "YES, I'LL GO WITH YOU," 37 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,082 WE'RE GONNA GET INTO AN ARGUMENT 38 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:24,983 ABOUT MY EX-GIRLFRIEND SHARON. 39 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:26,385 SHARON? 40 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:28,364 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT HEIFER. 41 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:31,056 AND BESIDES, MICHAEL, SHARON HAS EIGHT KIDS. 42 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:33,692 THERE IS NO WAY SHE CAN COMPETE WITH ALL OF THIS. 43 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,695 ALL OF THIS, MICHAEL. 44 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,530 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 45 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,132 NOW I'M POSITIVE I DON'T WANNA GO. 46 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,900 SO, YOU JUST GO AND ENJOY YOURSELF. 47 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:43,202 I THINK YOU'RE AFRAID 48 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:45,170 YOU'RE GONNA RUN INTO BOBBY SHAW. 49 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:48,507 HOW DARE YOU MENTION THAT MAN'S NAME IN MY HOUSE? 50 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:51,243 WHO... BOBBY SHAW? YEAH, BOBBY SHAW. 51 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:53,271 YOUR FIRST CRUSH, YOUR FIRST KISS, JAY. 52 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:54,680 HE TOOK YOUR LIP-GINITY. 53 00:01:54,747 --> 00:01:56,949 LIP-GINITY? YEAH. 54 00:01:57,016 --> 00:01:59,051 WHATEVER, MICHAEL, SO WHAT? AT THAT POINT, 55 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,353 EVERYBODY IN THE SCHOOL THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY ANYWAY. 56 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:04,223 NOT EVERYBODY, OKAY? 57 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:07,092 MY TEACHERS DIDN'T THINK I WAS GAY, ALL RIGHT? 58 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:11,663 THE HOMEROOM... THE ECONOMICS TEACHER 59 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:14,666 KNEW I WAS THE STRAIGHT ONE IN THE ROOM, OKAY? 60 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:16,145 AND WHAT ABOUT TONY FOGLE, HUH? 61 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:19,471 THE COOLEST GUY IN THE SCHOOL. THAT WAS MY BUDDY. 62 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,874 HE ALWAYS WANTED TO HANG WITH ME NOT BOBBY SHAW. 63 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:23,909 ME AND FOGLE WERE LIKE THIS. 64 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:27,913 EVERYWHERE YOU WENT, ME AND FOGLE... BAM! 65 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,281 WHATEVER. 66 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:32,217 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, AS A MATTER OF FACT, MICHAEL, 67 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:36,688 BOBBY AND HIS CREW BEAT YOU AND YOUR CREW 68 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:39,091 AT THE DANCE-OFF, HOMEBOY! 69 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,736 NO, THEY DIDN'T. NO, THEY DIDN'T, JAY. 70 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,427 I COULD HAVE WON THAT, 71 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:44,006 BUT I LOOKED OUT THE CORNER OF MY EYE 72 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:45,741 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE, 73 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:47,533 AND I SEE YOU KISSING HIM, 74 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,068 LOCKING LIPS WITH THE POP-LOCKER. 75 00:02:50,136 --> 00:02:51,647 AND I TRIPPED ON MY CLUB FOOT. 76 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:54,907 I COULDN'T GET IT BACK UNDERNEATH ME IN TIME. 77 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:56,508 FIRST... 78 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:58,443 FIRST OF ALL, 79 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:01,079 YOU COULD NEVER DO THE TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE. 80 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:03,549 NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO DO THE TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE 81 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,784 BECAUSE THE TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE IS A MYTH. 82 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,119 JAY. WHAT? 83 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,697 DON'T MAKE ME GET INTO THE BIRDIE. 84 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:10,455 DON'T MAKE ME DO THE BIRDIE. 85 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,624 PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T HURT YOURSELF. 86 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:15,070 I COULD HAVE DONE IT BACK THEN AND DO IT NOW IF I WANTED TO. 87 00:03:15,094 --> 00:03:16,695 WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER 88 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,664 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE REUNION ANYWAY. 89 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:20,399 YEAH, BUT IF I DID... 90 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,537 POW! 91 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:29,141 OH, PLEASE! 92 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:36,014 LET'S GO DOWN TO THE PARK AND GET ON THE SWINGS! 93 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:37,616 NO, I'D RATHER STAY HERE 94 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:39,484 AND DO THESE FUN DOUBLE HELIX EQUATIONS. 95 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:43,455 ARE YOU SAYING NO TO ME? 96 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,691 YES, BUT IT'S A MATTER OF SURVIVAL. 97 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:47,392 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 98 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:50,495 I'M BEING BULLIED BY SOME HOOLIGANS. WHO? 99 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,431 SOME RUFFIANS, SOME STREET URCHINS, 100 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:54,978 STRAIGHT OUT OF "OLIVER TWIST." WHERE? 101 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:58,437 "WEST SIDE STORY." 102 00:03:58,504 --> 00:04:00,138 WHAT? 103 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:02,107 HAVE YOU EVER CRACKED A BOOK? 104 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,009 HAVE YOU EVER EVEN HAD THE SLIGHTEST DESIRE 105 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,544 TO LEARN ANYTHING? 106 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,779 NOW I KNOW WHY THEY BEAT YOU UP. 107 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:09,448 YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE. 108 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:11,316 WAIT A MINUTE, YOU CAN'T... 109 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:13,518 YES, SHE CAN. 110 00:04:15,154 --> 00:04:16,565 SO, LOOK, THIS IS THE DRESS 111 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,434 THAT I'M GONNA BE WEARING TO THE REUNION. 112 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,392 YOU KNOW, MICHAEL, 113 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,037 EVERYBODY WAS DISAPPOINTED WHEN I TOLD THEM 114 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:23,829 YOU WEREN'T COMING. EVERYBODY? 115 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:25,964 OH, YES. WHO'S EVERYBODY? 116 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:29,101 WHO'S EVERYBODY? YEAH, WHERE'D YOU SEE EVERYBODY? 117 00:04:29,168 --> 00:04:31,603 OH, WHEN... WHEN DID I SEE 'EM? 118 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:33,472 I SAW THEM AT THE PRE-UNION. 119 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:35,874 THE PRE-UNION. WHAT'S THE PRE-UNION? 120 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:39,311 THAT'S THE UNION BEFORE THE REUNION 121 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:42,414 JUST IN CASE ANYBODY DIES BETWEEN UNIONS. 122 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,383 YEP. 123 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:47,019 I'LL REMEMBER THAT. 124 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:49,021 BUT I AM STILL NOT GOING TO THE REUNION. 125 00:04:49,088 --> 00:04:50,922 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 126 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:53,058 I'LL GET IT. 127 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,694 OOH, CLAIRE'S SHOES HURT. 128 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:57,796 WHOO! WHO IS THIS? 129 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:58,964 [ GASPS ] 130 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,433 OH, MY GOD! IT'S... IT'S... 131 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:03,201 IT'S BOBBY SHAW! 132 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:07,706 FRESH AND IN THE FLESH. 133 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:09,908 HOW ARE YOU, JAY? 134 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,544 I'M FINE, THANK YOU, BOBBY! 135 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:17,516 YOU ARE STILL ONE FUNKY COLD MEDINA. 136 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:20,052 BUT I DIGRESS. 137 00:05:20,119 --> 00:05:21,853 IS THE MAN OF THE HOUSE IN? 138 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:23,989 YEAH, HE IS. MICHAEL! 139 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,358 COME HERE. SOMEONE'S HERE. 140 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:28,960 YEAH, BABY, LISTEN. I WAS THINKING THAT... 141 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:38,637 S'UP, SHAW? 142 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:41,106 S'UP, MIKE LOVE? 143 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:45,243 YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. 144 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:46,578 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 145 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:49,181 NO, I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T GROWN AN INCH. 146 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:51,049 YEAH, WELL, THYROID. 147 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:54,052 PLUS I SMOKE CIGARETTES AND DRINK COFFEE. 148 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:57,923 JAY, DID YOU INVITE THIS MAN TO MY HOUSE? 149 00:05:57,990 --> 00:05:59,524 "INVITE THIS MAN?" 150 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:01,593 YOU DON'T INVITE THE WIND! 151 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:04,029 THE WIND JUST... [ Imitates wind blowing ] 152 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,497 BLOWS IN! 153 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:07,532 WELL, THE WIND NEEDS TO... [ Imitates Bobby ] 154 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,368 BLOW A BREATH MINT IN HIS MOUTH. 155 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:12,604 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 156 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:14,940 I'M GONNA LET YOU TWO GET REACQUAINTED. 157 00:06:15,007 --> 00:06:17,376 BOBBY, IT WAS GREAT SEEING YOU AGAIN. 158 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:20,412 NOT AS GREAT AS IT WAS TO SEE YOU, SWEET LIPS. 159 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,781 HA HA HA... OW! 160 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:24,483 HA HA HA. 161 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:25,817 LOVE THOSE SHOES. 162 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,586 HA HA HA. 163 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:29,773 YEAH, THEY'RE A SIZE 4. THEY COULD PROBABLY FIT YOU. 164 00:06:29,822 --> 00:06:31,990 MAYBE IF THEY'RE ITALIAN. I WEAR A 3-E. 165 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,625 WHAT DO YOU WANT, SHAW? 166 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:35,394 HEY, HEY, HEY, BACK UP, JACK! 167 00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:37,295 DON'T CATCH A... [ Imitates a heartbeat ] 168 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:39,064 HEART ATTACK. 169 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,499 OKAY? 170 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,934 I JUST CAME HERE TO INVITE YOU AND YOUR RAGGEDY CREW 171 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:44,770 TO A DANCE-OFF AT THE REUNION. 172 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:46,715 YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO THE REUNION. 173 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,740 AND WHY NOT? 174 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:51,610 ARE YOU AND YOUR JIVE TURKEYS NOT FULLY COOKED YET? 175 00:06:51,677 --> 00:06:54,746 [ SQUAWKS ] 176 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,114 THAT'S A CHICKEN SOUND. 177 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:58,984 HEY, SUCKER MAN, DON'T MAKE NO EXCUSES. 178 00:06:59,051 --> 00:07:01,052 I DON'T NEED EXCUSES FOR YOU. 179 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,631 I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT HERE. I'LL BATTLE YOU. 180 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:05,257 I'LL DO THE TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE ON YOU RIGHT NOW. 181 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:07,592 HA, I WAS JUST BEGINNIN' TO BELIEVE YOU, TOO... 182 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,628 TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE. 183 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:12,230 AIN'T NOBODY EVER DONE THE TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE 184 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:14,900 'CAUSE IT'S A MYTH, AND YOU CAN'T DO MYTHS. 185 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:16,802 MATTER OF FACT, I'M GONNA BEAT YOU 186 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:21,239 IN FRONT OF ALL OUR FORMER CLASSMATES. 187 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:23,408 WORD TO YOUR MOTHER. 188 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,510 HA HA HA. 189 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:28,180 WHY DO YOU STILL TALK LIKE YOU'RE IN THE '80s? 190 00:07:28,247 --> 00:07:30,982 BECAUSE MY THERAPIST SAID IT WAS MY DECADE, 191 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:33,685 AND I'M SURE ENOUGH NEVER LEAVIN'. 192 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:36,588 THE QUESTION IS CAN YOU PICK UP 193 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:38,390 WHAT I'M PUTTIN' DOWN 'ROUND THE TOWN, 194 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:41,359 FUNKY CLOWN? 195 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:43,228 ARE YOU DONE YET? 196 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:46,364 POUND FOR POUND, CHARLIE BROWN, 'ROUND THE MOUND. 197 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:48,667 BOBBY... PA-CHOWN CHOWN CHI-CHOWN CHOWN. 198 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:50,168 THAT'S CHINESE. 199 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:51,803 OKAY, NOW I'M DONE. 200 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:53,572 OKAY, SHAW, 201 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,440 YOU'RE ON. TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN. 202 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:56,608 WILL YOU STOP THAT? 203 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:58,910 ON AND ON IN THE EARLY MORN! 204 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,082 NOW, CAN YOU FIND YOUR CREW? 205 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,817 OH, I CAN TRACK MINE DOWN. 206 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:07,763 WHAT ABOUT YOU? CAN YOU FIND YOUR BOYS? 207 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:08,954 HA! 208 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:10,489 FIND? FIND? 209 00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:12,257 WE NEVER SPLIT UP! 210 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,359 WE'VE BEEN LIVING IN THE SAME HOUSE 211 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,461 FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS 212 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:18,730 PRACTICING OUR MOVES. 213 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:21,199 WE ALMOST MADE UNIVERSOUL CIRCUS, 214 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,435 BUT I WAS ALLERGIC TO ELEPHANTS AND SEALS. 215 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,405 AND WE'VE BEEN BOOED OFF THE APOLLO 216 00:08:27,473 --> 00:08:30,308 NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, NOT THRICE, 217 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:34,746 BUT A BUNCH OF TIMES! 218 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:36,781 AND THESE... YOU CAN HAVE THESE 219 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,550 'CAUSE THESE IS THROWAWAY MOVES. 220 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:42,921 AND WE DON'T EVEN USE THESE... 221 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:45,257 NO MORE. 222 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:46,725 ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU THERE. 223 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:48,026 HOORAH! 224 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,468 OW, OW, OW. 225 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,737 OW, OW. 226 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:00,772 OW, DARN! 227 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,407 WHAT'S WRONG? 228 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,152 I WAS BOXING WITH THE TREES, 229 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:05,954 AND I GOT A SPLINTER IN MY FINGER. 230 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:08,079 YOU WERE BOXING WITH TREES? 231 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:10,181 LET ME SEE YOUR PAW. 232 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:12,217 OKAY. 233 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,586 OW! OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, 234 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:16,265 MOMMY, MOMMY. OW! THAT HURTS. 235 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,756 OW, OW, OW. 236 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:20,725 I ALREADY TOOK IT OUT, YOU BIG BABY. 237 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:23,495 OOH, OH, REALLY. 238 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,340 LET'S JUST KEEP THAT BETWEEN US, OKAY? 239 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:26,698 MY LIPS ARE SEALED. 240 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:29,000 AND IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU, 241 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,802 YOU JUST LET ME KNOW. 242 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,905 ACTUALLY, THERE IS ONE THING. 243 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:37,742 OH, OW! 244 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,879 OH, MY... MICHAEL! MICHAEL! HUH? 245 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:42,881 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 246 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:45,193 YEAH, I WAS JUST PRACTICING MY TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE. 247 00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:47,029 YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU KEEP PRACTICING THAT MOVE, 248 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:51,656 YOU'RE GONNA NEED A TRIPLE BYE-BYPASS. 249 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:55,293 WHAT IS THAT THING ON YOUR HEAD? 250 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:57,862 HA HA, YOU NOTICED, HUH? THAT'S THE PICK. 251 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,431 POWER TO THE PEOPLE. 252 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:01,433 I KNOW IT'S A PICK, MICHAEL. 253 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,668 HOW DID YOU EVEN ATTACH IT TO YOUR HEAD? 254 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:06,004 I TOOK A LITTLE BIT OF HAIR OFF OF HERE, 255 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:09,874 A LITTLE OFF OF HERE, AND A LITTLE OFF THE DERRIERE. 256 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,110 THAT IS RIDICULOUS. 257 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,713 GIVE ME THIS! OW! 258 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,481 NOW, DID YOU FIND YOUR CREW OR WHAT? 259 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,483 YEAH, BUT I HAVE TO REPLACE PACO. 260 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,584 WELL, WITH WHOM? 261 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,853 JAY, I FOUND A YOUNG MAN 262 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:25,056 WHO'S ON THE CUSP OF STUPID AND GENIUS. 263 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,202 HE'S A POP-LOCKING SAVANT. I'LL BRING HIM OUT. 264 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:28,860 [ BEATBOXING ] 265 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:38,637 MAKE A SANDWICH. 266 00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:40,839 NOW FREEZE. 267 00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:43,742 WHAT DO YOU THINK? HUH? 268 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:46,378 I THINK BOBBY'S GONNA BEAT YOU. 269 00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:49,914 YOU'RE SIDING WITH THE MAN WHO TOOK YOUR LIP-GINITY. 270 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,751 JAY, STOP CRUSHING MY GROOVE. 271 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:57,022 [ BEATBOXING ] 272 00:10:57,089 --> 00:11:00,125 THROW IT AWAY. 273 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,528 [ FRANKLIN WHISTLING ] 274 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:07,265 HEY, BRAINIAC, 275 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,077 THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THIS PARK. 276 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:12,070 YOU DID, BUT I REALIZED THAT THIS IS AMERICA. 277 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,205 AND ONE OF THE AMENDMENTS STIPULATES 278 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:16,641 THAT I'M ALLOWED TO GO ANY PLACE I PLEASE. 279 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,510 YEAH, WELL, IN THIS PARK, 280 00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:20,745 WE STIPULATE WHO COMES AND GOES. 281 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,414 AND YOU GOTTA GO. 282 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:24,516 I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY THAT. 283 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,085 AND THAT IS WHY I DEVELOPED A PILL 284 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,120 BASED ON THE STORY OF JEKYLL AND HYDE. 285 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,356 AND ONCE I SWALLOW THIS PILL, 286 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,491 THE BEAST INSIDE ME SHALL BE UNLEASHED, 287 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:36,027 AND YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH. 288 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:38,697 YEAH, RIGHT, NERD. 289 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:42,400 YEAH, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU PREPARE TO FEEL MY FIST? 290 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:44,903 I WARN YOU, STAY BACK. 291 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,638 TOO LATE, DOO-DOO FACE. 292 00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:55,680 I FEEL IT. 293 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:57,348 IT'S STARTING TO WORK. 294 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,451 I ADVISE YOU... RUN. 295 00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:00,752 NOT A CHANCE, WEIRDO. 296 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,954 COME ON, LET'S GET HIM. 297 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,523 [ GRUNTING ] 298 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:08,493 Franklin's voice: I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME, 299 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,428 YOU RAPSCALLIONS! 300 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,997 All: AAH! 301 00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:17,969 HA HA HA. HOW WAS THAT? 302 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:19,604 FANTASTIC. 303 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,673 OW! 304 00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:25,076 JAY! 305 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,512 OH, HI! 306 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,414 [ EXCITED LAUGHTER ] 307 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,019 SO... SO, WHAT'S GOING ON? HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? 308 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,021 HOW'S LITTLE JUNIOR? 309 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,324 NOT SO LITTLE ANYMORE. 310 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:40,836 HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, MICHAEL? 311 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:43,661 I'VE BEEN GREAT. YOU KNOW ME, I CAN'T COMPLAIN. 312 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:49,033 YEAH, YOU WERE NEVER ONE TO COMPLAIN. 313 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,812 ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU TWO LATER. 314 00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:53,438 ALL RIGHT, WELL, DON'T BE STRANGERS, HUH? 315 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:56,141 WE WON'T. ALL RIGHT. 316 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,443 WHO WERE THOSE PEOPLE? 317 00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,711 I HAVE NO IDEA. 318 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,847 HEY! 319 00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,916 HEY, MICHAEL. 320 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,051 HEY, JAY. IT'S US. 321 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,620 REMEMBER US? 322 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:10,155 WELL, WE'VE GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT. 323 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:12,857 Both: SKIPPY AND BUNNY! 324 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:15,693 YOU WERE THE KING AND QUEEN OF THE WINTER CARNIVAL. 325 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:17,962 YEAH, THAT'S US. WELL, YOU TWO ENJOY YOURSELVES. 326 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,732 OH, WE WILL, UH, UH... 327 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,433 Both: SKIPPY AND BUNNY! 328 00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,702 BYE! BYE! 329 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,671 WOW. 330 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,907 SO, WHERE'S YOUR CREW, BABE? 331 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,819 WELL, THEY'RE NOT HERE YET, GONNA MAKE AN ENTRANCE. 332 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,644 ALL RIGHT. 333 00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:34,823 COME ON, LET'S GO UP IN HERE 'ROUND AND 'ROUND. 334 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,881 MICHAEL? YEAH. 335 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,417 HI, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 336 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,452 I CAN'T PLACE THE FACE. I'M SORRY. 337 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,022 YOU CAN'T PLACE ME? I'M TONY FOGLE. 338 00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:45,557 WE WERE BEST BUDDIES. 339 00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,793 MAN, WE WERE... INSEPARABLE. 340 00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:51,496 GIVE ME A HUG. 341 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,164 UM, TONY, 342 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,210 ISN'T THERE SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU? 343 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,936 YEAH, MY GENDER. IT'S TONI WITH AN "I" NOW. 344 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,781 HEY, MIKE, REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE ON THE WRESTLING TEAM, 345 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:02,974 AND THE PILE DRIVER? MAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEE US, JAY, 346 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,843 WHEN WE WERE YOUNG SWEATY BOYS 347 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,644 POPPIN' TOWELS IN THE SHOWER, 348 00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,513 MARCO POLO IN THE POOL. 349 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,049 MARCO POLO? I'LL SHOW YOU. 350 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:13,051 MARCO! 351 00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:16,387 POLO. 352 00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:18,323 OH, THERE YOU ARE! 353 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,958 OH! 354 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,960 WHOO! 355 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,928 IT IS SO FUN TO SEE YOU. 356 00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,864 YEAH, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO. 357 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,732 WE GOTTA GET TOGETHER AND CHEW THE FAT. 358 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,034 YEAH, WE DO. WE SHOULD. 359 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,402 NOW, YOU SAVE ME A DANCE. 360 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,571 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 361 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,840 I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE KEEPS THE FAT NOW, 362 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,209 BUT I'M DAMNED SURE NOT CHEWING ON IT. 363 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:40,945 HEY, LOOK, ISN'T THAT SHARON'S KID? 364 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,413 SHE'S THE SPITTING IMAGE. 365 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:43,882 EXCUSE ME, 366 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:46,069 YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE YOUR MOTHER DID AT YOUR AGE, 367 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,685 EXCEPT PRETTIER. 368 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:50,455 THAT'S VERY FLATTERING, JAY, BUT IT'S ME, SHARON! 369 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:51,923 THE HELL IT IS. 370 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,992 NO, IT'S ME, REALLY. LOOK. 371 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,827 DIDN'T YOU JUST HAVE A KID? 372 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,495 TWINS. TWO WEEKS AGO. 373 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,974 OH, I STILL FEEL LIKE A BIG FAT SLOB. 374 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,032 HEY, MICHAEL! 375 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,134 HEY, HONEY BU... I MEAN, UM, 376 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,203 UM, THAT'S SHARON! 377 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,906 YOU LOOK SEXY WITHOUT YOUR ORTHOPEDIC SHOE. 378 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:11,509 AW, SHUCKS. 379 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,611 AND YOU JUST LOOK PLAIN OLD S... 380 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,813 SEE, JAY'S HERE. 381 00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:17,248 LOOK, SEE. 382 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,484 YOU THINK HE LOOKS SEXY WITHOUT HIS SHOE, 383 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:22,053 WAIT TILL YOU SEE HIM WITH NO TEETH. 384 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,122 WELL, IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU BOTH. 385 00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:25,709 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA GO SEE 386 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,626 IF I CAN FIND TONY FOGLE. YOU GUYS WERE LIKE THIS. 387 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,328 DON'T DO THAT. 388 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,297 I THINK I CAN HELP YOU FIND HIM. 389 00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:34,299 MARCO! 390 00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,534 Toni: [ Seductively ] POLO. 391 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,369 THANKS, GUYS. 392 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,204 HE'S BACK THAT WAY. 393 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,950 DO YOU BELIEVE HER? SHE LOOKS AWFUL. 394 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,841 SHUT UP. 395 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,832 SO, YOU READY, MIKE LOVE? 396 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,669 I'M READY FOR FREDDY AND AIN'T WAITIN' ON BACON. 397 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:13,604 All: OOH! 398 00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:16,574 WELL, THEN, LET'S DO THIS LIKE BRUTUS. 399 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,010 PLEASE. COME ON, MICHAEL. 400 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,912 YEAH, WELL, YOU PULL UP YOUR HEARSE 401 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,647 'CAUSE WE GO FIRST. 402 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,549 OH! 403 00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:27,352 YEAH, BOY! 404 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:30,455 NOT SO FAST. YOU GO LAST 405 00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:33,591 'CAUSE IF I REMEMBER, YOU LOST IN THE PAST. 406 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,094 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 407 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,529 SO, SO, YOU ROCKED MY WORLD 408 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:40,631 WHEN YOU KISSED MY GIRL 409 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:43,067 AND I ALMOST HURLED 410 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,435 BECAUSE... 411 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,023 SHE KISSED A SQUIRREL. 412 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:49,173 HOORAH! 413 00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,476 FALCONS! 414 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:54,012 POSITIONS! 415 00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:58,082 [ SQUAWKS ] 416 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,488 FALCONS, LET'S FLY. 417 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,026 [ GRANDMASTER FLASH'S "WHITE LINES" PLAYING ] 418 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,794 ♪ BASS ♪ 419 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,308 ♪ WHITE LINES ♪ 420 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,177 ♪ VISION DREAMS OF PASSION ♪ 421 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,646 ♪ BLOWIN' THROUGH MY MIND ♪ 422 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,325 ♪ AND ALL THE WHILE I THINK OF YOU ♪ 423 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,350 ♪ PIPE CRIES ♪ 424 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,218 ♪ A VERY STRANGE REACTION ♪ 425 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:36,554 ♪ FOR US TO UNWIND ♪ 426 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,623 ♪ THE MORE I SEE, THE MORE I DO ♪ 427 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,591 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 428 00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:43,027 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 429 00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:47,398 COCKATOOS! 430 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,500 [ SQUAWKS ] 431 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,035 [ YAPPING ] 432 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,539 WHAT IS THAT? I'M A COCKER SPANIEL. 433 00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:57,408 COCKATOOS, POSITIONS. 434 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,614 [ AFRIKA BAMBAATAA'S "PLANET ROCK" PLAYING ] 435 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:23,968 ♪ JUST TASTE THE FUNK AND HIT ME ♪ 436 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,037 ♪ JUST GET ON DOWN AND HIT ME ♪ 437 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,605 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 438 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:31,109 GET THAT DAMNED THING OUTTA MY FACE! 439 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,678 THAT WAS IT, LOVE? 440 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,680 THAT'S ALL I CAN REMEMBER. 441 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:41,119 UH-HUH. 442 00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,888 SURVEY SAYS, "THAT WAS WACK." 443 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,790 HA HA HA! 444 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:50,261 YOUR SHUCKY DUCKY AIN'T QUITE QUACKING. 445 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,063 YEAH? 446 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,931 YEAH, WELL, I'M ABOUT TO GET DIRTY 447 00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,677 'CAUSE IT'S 'ROUND ABOUT 12:30, 448 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,479 WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR ME TO DO 449 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,036 THE TRIPLE BYE-BYE BIRDIE. 450 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,005 NO! YES. 451 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,974 MICHAEL, NO. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 452 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,786 YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF. HE'S NOT WORTH IT. 453 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,421 I'M NOT DOING IT FOR HIM, JAY. 454 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,189 I'M DOING IT FOR THE WOMAN I LOVE, 455 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,882 TO RECLAIM HER LIP-GINITY. 456 00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:13,384 REMIX! 457 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:30,601 Crowd: 1... 458 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,003 2... 459 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,304 3! 460 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,439 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 461 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,141 BABY! 462 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,414 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 463 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,659 BYE-BYE, BOBBY. 464 00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:57,328 I HAVE TO ADMIT IT, KYLE, YOU WIN. 465 00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,330 YOU ARE SUPERSONIC. 466 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:04,068 YOU ARE A BAD MAMMA... 467 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:07,205 JAMMA. SHUT YO' MOUTH. 468 00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:09,140 I'M ONLY TALKIN' 'BOUT MICHAEL. 469 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,608 FALCONS! 470 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,643 RETREAT. 471 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,412 TO THE NEST. 472 00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:20,084 BABY! THAT WAS GREAT. OH, MY GOD! 473 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,053 OH, MY GOD, BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 474 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,121 HOW DID YOU DO IT? 475 00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:26,390 ALL I NEEDED FOR MOTIVATION WAS TO THINK ABOUT 476 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,859 HIM KISSING THOSE LIPS. 477 00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:30,294 FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS, 478 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:33,064 THAT FIRE THAT BURNED INSIDE OF ME, 479 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,032 AND, BOY, MY BACK HURTS. 480 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,367 IT HURTS. 481 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,569 THAT SCIATICA? YEAH. 482 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,837 BOY, I TOLD YOU, GET THE DAMN THING OUTTA MY FACE. 483 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,376 WHAT ABOUT TONY FOGLE, THE COOLEST GUY IN THE SCHOOL? 484 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:48,112 HE DIDN'T THINK I WAS GAY. ME AND HIM WAS LIKE THIS. 485 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,282 HE FOLLOWED ME EVERYWHERE. "WHERE'S MICHAEL AND TONY?" 486 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,451 "THERE THEY GO." 487 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,457 WHO WAS LIKE THIS WITH TONY FOGLE, HUH? 488 00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:02,493 THAT'S ME AND FOGLE ALL DAY LONG. 30928

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