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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,868 --> 00:00:03,802 LAST TIME ON "MY WIFE AND KIDS"... 2 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:05,904 "TO MY WONDERFUL HUSBAND... YOU HAVE BEEN ENROLLED 3 00:00:05,972 --> 00:00:09,141 IN MICHAEL JORDAN FANTASY CAMP IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA"? 4 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:11,977 I'M GOING TO JORDAN CAMP! 5 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:14,380 OH, THAT'S GREAT! I LOVE VEGAS! 6 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:16,215 WE CAN'T GO, HONEY. BUT AS THE MAN... 7 00:00:16,282 --> 00:00:18,150 WE CAN'T GO! 8 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:20,886 Do you realize what's in Vegas? 9 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:22,821 YES, WHORES AND LIQUOR. 10 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:26,859 No! There's wedding chapels. We could get married! 11 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:30,029 IT MAY NOT BE SUCH A BAD IDEA TO TAKE FRANKLIN ALONG. 12 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:32,264 I CAN COVER MY EXPENSES BY SIMPLY BOOKING 13 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:34,299 A SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT AT HOOVER DAM. 14 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:37,736 AND... HEH HEH... I'M SOMETHING OF A CELEBRITY 15 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:39,138 AMONG THE DAM FOOLS. 16 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:42,341 HEY, LOOK, THERE'S JUNIOR AND TONY. 17 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:44,743 WHAT KIND OF FOOLISHNESS... 18 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:45,911 HI, GUYS. 19 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,047 HI, CHECKING IN TO THE FANTASY CAMP. 20 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:49,281 MY NAME'S MICHAEL... 21 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:51,583 [ Foreign accent ] JORDAN! WHERE? MICHAEL?! 22 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:54,453 SUCKER! MADE YOU SEE. 23 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,889 I'M CHECKING IN... BOB SLOVADONAPOPOVICH. 24 00:00:56,956 --> 00:00:58,891 KYLE. K-Y-L-E. KYLE. 25 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:00,436 DON'T HAVE YOUR NAME HERE, SIR. 26 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:04,296 DON'T MESS WITH ME, MAN! 27 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:06,298 THE LAST PERSON WHO GOT IN THIS YEAR 28 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:08,133 WAS A MR. BOB SLOVADONAPOPOVICH. 29 00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:11,103 DAMN, THAT BOB SLOP... 30 00:01:11,171 --> 00:01:12,638 BONADOVAPOP... 31 00:01:12,705 --> 00:01:14,206 POPOVICH. 32 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,274 YEAH. 33 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:16,608 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DO? 34 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:18,154 I TOLD YOU, I'M GOING TO THE SPA, 35 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:20,089 AND I'M GONNA RECLINE IN THE LAP OF LUXURY. 36 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:21,547 NO SLOT MACHINES. 37 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:24,249 COME ON, BABE, THAT'S THE LAST THING ON MY MIND! 38 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:32,391 [ WHISTLING ] 39 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:34,193 FRANKLIN! GET OVER HERE! 40 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:35,461 HEY, MRS. KYLE. 41 00:01:35,528 --> 00:01:37,473 HEY, HEY, HEY, WHERE ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY TO? 42 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:39,765 I'M OFF TO SEE THE DAM FOOLS. 43 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,601 FRANKLIN, NOW, I NEED YOU A LITTLE MORE THAN THEY DO. 44 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:44,736 FRANKLIN, IT'S THAT BLACKJACK. 45 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:46,405 I'M IN SO DEEP, FRANKLIN. 46 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:48,040 MICHAEL IS GONNA KILL ME! 47 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,509 BUT MRS. KYLE, CAN'T YOU REMEMBER MY BLACKJACK SYSTEM? 48 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,078 NO, FRANKLIN, IT'S TOO COMPLICATED! 49 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:54,646 IT COULDN'T BE SIMPLER. 50 00:01:54,714 --> 00:01:57,282 WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT A SERIES OF LOGARITHMIC CALCULATIONS 51 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:59,084 BASED ON NUMERICAL PROGRESSIONS 52 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:01,320 RISING IN A FINITE COMBINATION OF CARDS 53 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:02,621 BASED ON A 52-CARD DECK? 54 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,790 BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID! 55 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:07,993 LISTEN TO ME AND LISTEN TO ME GOOD, OKAY? 56 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:11,763 IF YOU EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER WANT TO SEE KADY AGAIN... 57 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:13,665 OH, YEAH, I SAID IT. 58 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:15,134 SAY IT AGAIN. 59 00:02:15,201 --> 00:02:17,903 IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE KADY AGAIN, THEN YOU'LL HELP ME. 60 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:21,951 WE HAVE A DEAL. BUT HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 61 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,652 I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED IN THE CASINOS. 62 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:25,844 SEE, I PREPARED FOR THIS, FRANKLIN. 63 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:28,547 [ LAUGHS ] THIS IS WHERE MY GENIUS COMES IN. 64 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:30,382 I HAVE A PLAN. 65 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,751 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 66 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:37,122 WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER CARD? 67 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:39,992 UM, HMM. WHAT DO YOU THINK, HONEY? 68 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:41,627 [ Southern accent ] I RECKON 69 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:43,829 YOU SHOULD TAKE ANOTHER HIT, LITTLE LADY. 70 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:46,732 [ LAUGHS ] 71 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:49,568 EXCUSE ME, SIR, HOW OLD ARE YOU? 72 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,537 HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME, 73 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:54,506 YOU OBSTREPEROUS, YOUNG RAPSCALLION! 74 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:57,576 [ LAUGHS ] 75 00:02:57,644 --> 00:02:58,777 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 76 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,045 58. 77 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:01,547 BOTOX. 78 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:03,782 LOOK, KID... 79 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,028 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LOITER AT THE CASINO TABLES. 80 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,654 EXCUSE ME. I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 81 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:11,690 THIS OLD BLADDER AIN'T AS STRONG AS SHE USED TO BE. 82 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,825 [ LAUGHS ] 83 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:19,932 YOU HAVE 14. DO YOU WANT A HIT? 84 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:21,433 I HAVE 14. 85 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,502 DO I WANT A HIT? 86 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:25,304 TAKE THE HIT. 87 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:28,473 OH, WHAT A SWEET, LITTLE BABY OVER HERE! 88 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:29,841 THAT'S JUST A SWEET BABY. 89 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:31,910 HEY, KID, I TOLD YOU TO KEEP MOVING. 90 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:33,712 GOO-GOO, GAGA! 91 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,180 GET OUT! 92 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:37,716 GOO-GOO, GOTTA GO! 93 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,821 UH, SIR, HIT ME. 94 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,992 21! WHOO! 95 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,429 [ SIGHS ] I HAVE 18, AND THE DEALER HAS 3. 96 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:51,630 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 97 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:53,966 STAY! 98 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:56,101 I'LL STAY. 99 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,703 HOUSE BUSTS. 100 00:03:57,770 --> 00:03:59,538 YOU WIN AGAIN. 101 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:00,973 YES, I DO! 102 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,275 [ LAUGHS ] UNHAND ME, YOU BRUTES! 103 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:05,911 I WANT MY LAWYER! 104 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,981 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 105 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:12,551 HEY! HEY! HEY! 106 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:15,988 [ SCUFFLING ] 107 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:24,630 [ IMITATING SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 108 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:33,205 TONY! WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES? 109 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,373 THEY STOLE THEM! 110 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,741 AT THE CHRISTIAN HOSTEL? 111 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:38,410 YEAH, THEY EVEN TOOK MY "WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?" BRACELET. 112 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:41,380 WHO WOULD DO A THING LIKE THAT? WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE? 113 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:44,583 HUH, HUH, HUH?! WHERE DO YOU DRAW IT?! HUH?! 114 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:47,252 TONY, I'M SORRY. 115 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,920 LISTEN, I'M ANGRY, BUT I'M GLAD, 116 00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:50,055 'CAUSE AFTER TONIGHT, 117 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,843 I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO RID MYSELF 118 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:53,558 OF SOME OF THESE SEEDS OF EVIL. 119 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,694 GREAT. LET'S GET ON WITH THIS. 120 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:57,996 HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE? 121 00:04:58,064 --> 00:04:59,865 CAN I HELP YOU FOLKS? 122 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:01,566 HI, ARE YOU THE REVEREND? 123 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:02,834 I'M REVEREND AL. 124 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:05,237 OH, WELL, HI. I'M TONY, AND THIS IS CLAIRE. 125 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,506 OH, NICE TO MEET YOU YOUNG FOLKS. 126 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:10,475 BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CLOTHES, SON? 127 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:13,078 THEY WERE ACTUALLY STOLEN DOWN AT THE CHRISTIAN HOSTEL. 128 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:16,782 OH, I USED TO MINISTER DOWN AT THE CHRISTIAN HOSTEL. 129 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:20,919 I'M AFRAID LATELY IT'S A LOT MORE HOSTILE THAN CHRISTIAN. 130 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,355 BUT HOW CAN I HELP YOU FINE, YOUNG PEOPLE? 131 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:25,524 ACTUALLY, WE'D LIKE TO GET MARRIED. 132 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:27,059 OF COURSE. 133 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:29,661 YOU DON'T WANT A NICE, BIG WEDDING, 134 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:32,331 WHERE YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS COME 135 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:34,900 AND THROW ALL THAT RICE AND MONEY AT YOU. 136 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:38,737 FORGET ABOUT THE GORGEOUS GOWN AND TUXEDO. 137 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:42,140 YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED IN YOUR DOLPHIN UNDIES 138 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:45,377 IN MY TINY, ROACH-INFESTED CHAPEL. 139 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:46,845 IT WILL PREPARE YOU 140 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:49,381 FOR YOUR TINY, ROACH-INFESTED APARTMENT, 141 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:53,518 WHERE YOU'LL RAISE MALNOURISHED, IGNORANT BABIES 142 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:56,855 AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR AT YOUR BEAUTIFUL BODY 143 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:59,458 STRETCH OUT AND PULL DOWN 144 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:01,126 AND DRY UP. 145 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,038 AND I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU, YOUNG MAN. 146 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:05,330 WELL, COME ON, LET'S GO IN THE BACK, 147 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:06,631 AND LET'S GET THIS DONE. 148 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:09,167 UH, M-MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT. 149 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:12,404 WHY DO THE BABIES HAVE TO BE IGNORANT? 150 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:16,341 GEE, I HOPE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO SCARE YOU OFF. 151 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:18,643 UH, NO, ACTUALLY, WE WERE JUST LEAVING. 152 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,278 WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU OUT. 153 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:21,847 YOU KNOW, I USED TO HAVE 154 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:24,783 A "WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?" BRACELET JUST LIKE YOURS. 155 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,051 NO KIDDING? 156 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,730 YEAH, AND IT HAD MY INITIALS, "T.J.," ON IT, 157 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:29,054 JUST LIKE YOURS. 158 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:32,424 WELL, THIS ONE STANDS FOR "THANK YOU, JESUS." 159 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,794 [ APPLAUSE ] 160 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:37,172 THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 161 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:38,730 FOR MY NEXT TRICK, 162 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:42,000 I WOULD LIKE TO PERFORM AN ILLUSION ORIGINALLY MADE FAMOUS 163 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,635 BY THE GREAT HARRY HOUDINI... 164 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:45,170 THE TOMB OF TELEPORTATION. 165 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:48,240 AND FOR THAT, I'LL NEED AN AUDIENCE VOLUNTEER, PLEASE. 166 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:51,109 OOH, PICK ME! I WANT TO GO INTO THE TOMB OF TELEPORTATION! 167 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:53,745 VERY WELL. THE BIG-HEADED YOUNG MAN IN THE BACK. 168 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:56,047 THAT'S ME! THAT'S ME! 169 00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:58,083 [ APPLAUSE ] 170 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:00,195 YES, AND YOUR NAME IS? JUNIOR KYLE. 171 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:01,853 JUNIOR, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 172 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,121 STANFORD, CONNECTICUT. 173 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:05,157 WELL, THAT'S BORING. 174 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:08,160 GET IN THE BOX. [ CHUCKLES ] 175 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:10,061 I WILL NOW TELEPORT THIS MAN 176 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:12,998 BACK TO A TIME AND PLACE OF HIS CHOOSING. 177 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:16,301 YOUNG MAN, WHERE IN TIME WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT? 178 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:19,070 ANY TIME, ANY PLACE IN ALL OF HISTORY. 179 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:20,739 ANY TIME AND ANY PLACE? 180 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:22,407 LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD. 181 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:26,211 OKAY, I WANT TO GO BACK, BACK... 182 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,839 UH-HUH? ...BACK... 183 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,715 ...ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE 1:30 BUFFET. 184 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:31,983 NO, WAIT... 1:00, 185 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:34,920 THAT'S BEFORE THEY RAN OUT OF SHRIMP. 186 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,988 VERY WELL. 187 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,993 I WILL NOW IGNORE JUNIOR'S REQUEST 188 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:43,728 TO BE TELEPORTED BACK TO LUNCH. 189 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:46,465 INSTEAD, I WILL SEND HIM BACK TO THE STONE AGE, 190 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:49,634 WHERE, PERHAPS, HE WILL MEET SOMEBODY AS SMART AS HIMSELF. 191 00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:51,336 [ LAUGHTER ] 192 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:55,774 YES, AND IT'S SEAM, SEAM, SEAM SALA-BEAM! 193 00:07:55,842 --> 00:08:00,479 SEND JUNIOR BACK THROUGH THE TIMELESS SEAM! 194 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:05,784 [ APPLAUSE ] 195 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:07,486 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 196 00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:08,920 [ Laughing ] YES. 197 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,856 PERHAPS WE SHOULD BRING HIM BACK 198 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:12,958 BEFORE HE GETS EATEN BY A DINOSAUR? 199 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:14,793 [ Laughing ] ALL RIGHT. 200 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,928 HERE WE GO. 201 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:20,398 JUNIOR, COME ON OUT! 202 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:22,400 [ GASPS ] [ GASPS ] [ GASPS ] 203 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:27,739 ALL RIGHT, FOR MY NEXT TRICK, PICK A CARD, ANY CARD. 204 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:33,512 [ CRYING ] 205 00:08:33,579 --> 00:08:37,782 [ CRYING ] 206 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:44,689 I'M SO HAPPY, I'M SAD. 207 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:46,024 ME TOO! 208 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:50,028 HEY, KADY, BABY, I'M HOME. 209 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:53,131 HEY, HO... HO... WHOA... HO... 210 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,499 WHO ARE YOU? 211 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:57,469 OH, HI. YOU MUST BE MRS. KYLE. 212 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,603 THIS IS BAMBI. 213 00:08:58,671 --> 00:08:59,671 BAMBI? 214 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,673 YES, YOUR SON HIRED ME... 215 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,041 TO WATCH KADY. 216 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,043 WHAT KIND OF FOOLISHNESS... 217 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,579 HE SAID HE WANTED TO GO TO THE MAGIC SHOW. 218 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,781 OH, I'M GONNA SHOW HIM SOME MAGIC, ALL RIGHT. 219 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:11,560 I'M GONNA MAKE MY FOOT DISAPPEAR. 220 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:13,084 KADY, BABY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 221 00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:15,487 YEAH, I'M FINE. WE WATCHED "BAMBI" THREE TIMES. 222 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,924 PARTS OF IT ARE SAD. 223 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:20,592 YEAH, I KNOW. 224 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:23,194 BUT FOR ME, IT'S PERSONAL, 225 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:26,598 BECAUSE MY MOTHER WAS SHOT BY A HUNTER. 226 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:27,999 YEAH, LOOK, THANK YOU 227 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:30,835 FOR BABYSITTING MY DAUGHTER AND EVERYTHING. 228 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,804 HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU, PLEASE? 229 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,973 LET'S SEE... THREE HAPPY ENDINGS, 230 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,709 TWO PONY RIDES, AND ONE RING-AROUND-THE-ROSY. 231 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:40,812 THAT WILL BE... 232 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,047 $900. 233 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:43,114 $900?! 234 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,316 NOT INCLUDING THE TIP. 235 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:46,651 YOU WANT $900 PLUS A TIP?! 236 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:48,286 WELL, THE MONEY DOESN'T GO TO ME. 237 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:49,921 IT GOES TO EARL. 238 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:53,091 [ LAUGHS ] 239 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:55,360 I MEAN... [ CLEARS THROAT ] 240 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,995 ..."THE AGENCY." 241 00:09:58,497 --> 00:10:01,433 ALL RIGHT, FRANKLIN, EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FINE. 242 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,368 JUST STAY OUT OF THE CASINO. 243 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,036 THANKS, BOB. 244 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,505 HEY, THAT WAS GREAT THE WAY YOU TWISTED THE MEANING 245 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,318 OF SECTION 29 OF THE PENAL CODE. 246 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,019 YOU TAUGHT ME THAT TRICK, FRANKLIN. 247 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:12,177 I DID, DIDN'T I? 248 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:14,346 WELL, ANYWAY, THANKS AGAIN, BOB. 249 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:17,082 DON'T MENTION IT. I OWE YOU ONE, PAL. 250 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:20,151 IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR LATE-NIGHT TUTORING SESSIONS, 251 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:22,954 I NEVER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN YOU-KNOW-WHO OFF. 252 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:26,825 EXCUSE ME! HELLO! 253 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:28,660 CAN I HELP YOU FOLKS? 254 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,729 YES, WE'RE LOOKING FOR OUR SON. 255 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,398 DUMB, BIG HEAD, STANFORD, CONNECTICUT? 256 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,634 THAT'S HIM. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? 257 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:38,236 YES, ACTUALLY, I MADE HIM DISAPPEAR. 258 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,372 I NEED YOU TO BRING HIM BACK 259 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:42,374 SO I CAN BEAT HIS BEHIND. 260 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:43,775 THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 261 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,744 I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET HIM BACK. 262 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,646 THERE'S A MALFUNCTION IN THE ILLUSION. 263 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,514 PERHAPS I CAN HELP. 264 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,316 YEAH, YOU KNOW ABOUT ILLUSIONS? 265 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,485 I'M ACTUALLY 7 FEET TALL. 266 00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:55,720 HOW DO YOU DO IT? MIRRORS? 267 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,589 NO, BLACKTOP, THE TRUTH IS, 268 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,958 I HAVE QUITE A BIT OF EXPERIENCE 269 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,559 WITH PRESTIDIGITATION. 270 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:03,728 HONEY! WATCH YOUR MOUTH! 271 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,997 IT MEANS "MAGIC," MY DOVE. 272 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,333 I ONCE PERFORMED THE FLOATING-MAN ILLUSION 273 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,567 FOR THE QUEEN. 274 00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:10,568 ELIZABETH? 275 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:11,970 NO... LATIFAH. 276 00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:15,907 BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY. 277 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,542 ALLOW ME TO COGITATE. 278 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,377 OH, HE'S GOOD AT THIS. 279 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:22,380 WHICH DIRECTION DID YOU SPIN THE BOX 280 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,249 TO MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR? 281 00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:25,550 COUNTERCLOCKWISE. 282 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,052 FEAR NOT! 283 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:32,123 NOW, SPIN IT CLOCKWISE. 284 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:37,696 KEEP SPINNING, KEEP SPINNING, KEEP SPINNING. 285 00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:39,564 STOP! RIGHT THERE. 286 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,402 RUN! THERE'S A PTERODACTYL ATTACKING! 287 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,104 RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! 288 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,273 HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! 289 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:50,575 WITHOUT GIVING AWAY THE SECRETS OF THE ILLUSION, 290 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,810 JUNIOR'S HEAD WAS SO BIG 291 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,622 THAT IT GOT LODGED IN THE MECHANISM. 292 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,180 OH, I WAS SO SCARED BACK THERE. 293 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,615 WAIT TILL I GET YOU BACK TO THE ROOM. 294 00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:58,983 WHAT DID I DO?! 295 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:02,020 WHY DON'T YOU TELL US ABOUT BAMBI, THE HOOKER, 296 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:05,023 AND HOW YOU PLAN ON PAYING HER $900, JUNIOR? 297 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,091 $900? 298 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,192 YEAH, $900. 299 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:08,693 WOW, THAT'S A LOT. 300 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:11,262 FOR $900, I SURE HOPE SHE DID A LITTLE MISS MUFFETT, 301 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:12,864 A COUPLE OF HUMPTY DUMPTIES, 302 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:15,133 AND A COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON... MMM! 303 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,778 Jackson: HEY, FOR THAT KIND OF MONEY, 304 00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:19,104 YOU OUGHT TO GET TWO HEY, DIDDLE, DIDDLES, 305 00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:21,306 ONE RUMPELSTILTSKIN, A RUB-A-DUB-DUB, 306 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:22,741 AND THREE MEN IN A TUB. 307 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,580 DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD? 308 00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:30,081 YEAH. 309 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,188 THIS IS SO COOL! 310 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,690 YOU'RE LUCKY YOU GET TO SEE THIS. 311 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,869 IF THERE WAS AN EARLIER FLIGHT, YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE. 312 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:43,328 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT STILL, HOW MANY KIDS 313 00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:46,498 GET TO WATCH THEIR DAD KICK MICHAEL JORDAN'S BUTT? 314 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,800 YEAH, BUT DAD'S GONNA WIN BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO... 315 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:52,437 Together: SPIN TO THE LEFT AND TAKE JORDAN TO THE HOOP. 316 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,739 Announcer: AND NOW, FROM NORTH CAROLINA... 317 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:58,610 NUMBER 23... MICHAEL JORDAN! 318 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:01,079 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 319 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,856 AND FROM THE NEWLY FORMED REBEL REPUBLIC 320 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:17,162 OF HANZAKHSTAKALAN, BOB SLOVADONAPOPOVICH! 321 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:18,296 YES! 322 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:24,035 BOB SLOVADONAPOPA... WHO? 323 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,738 HEY, ARE THOSE MY SHOES? 324 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,241 UH, NO, I GOT THESE FROM THE JORDAN STORE 325 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,845 IN THE REBEL REPUBLIC OF KOLERBOBASTAPADON. 326 00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:35,346 ALL RIGHT, LET'S PLAY. 327 00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:37,282 I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR THIS. 328 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,217 SEE, THAT'S THE TRIPLE THREAT. 329 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,186 MMM! 330 00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:42,420 OOOH! 331 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,656 YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT... WHOA! 332 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,126 NEXT. 333 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,028 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 334 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:52,530 WAIT! YOU DIDN'T LET ME GET READY! 335 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:53,731 NEXT! 336 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:54,866 WAIT! 337 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,268 NEXT. 338 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,938 LET ME JUST PLAY YOU. I GOT THIS SPECIAL MOVE. 339 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:02,083 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY TO? PLAY TO 10. 340 00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:04,375 ALL RIGHT, I GOT THE BALL FIRST. 341 00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:05,977 WELL, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 342 00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,445 I GOT THE BALL FIRST. 343 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,447 READY? I'M READY. YOU READY? 344 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,782 DROP THE BALL. 345 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,684 ALL RIGHT. 346 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:13,985 [ GROWLS ] 347 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,420 OHH! 348 00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:16,921 1. 349 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:19,858 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 350 00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:22,594 DO IT WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED, AND I'M IMPRESSED. 351 00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:25,530 2. 352 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,866 I WASN'T PLAYING "D." 353 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:29,701 I WASN'T PLAY "D." HERE IT IS. 354 00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:32,036 THAT'S THAT JOE DUMAR "D." LOOK AT IT. 355 00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,073 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 356 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,575 3-0. 357 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,344 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 358 00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:40,945 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 359 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:43,081 4-0. 360 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,617 YOU CAN'T SHOOT FROM RIGHT THERE. 361 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,752 THAT AIN'T YOUR SPOT. 362 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,287 5-0. 363 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,089 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 364 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:52,657 THAT AIN'T YOUR SPOT. 365 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,525 YOU AIN'T GOT NO SPOT THERE. 366 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:55,860 [ GRUNTS ] 367 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,395 6-0. 368 00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,397 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 369 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:02,066 WHAT ELSE? 370 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,401 [ GASPS ] 371 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:04,769 AAH! 372 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:08,806 WHAT'S THAT? 373 00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:10,208 THAT'S 3-2. 374 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:11,509 7-0. 375 00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:14,579 8-0. 376 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,681 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 377 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,120 GO AHEAD. 378 00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:24,389 LUCKY SHOTS... LUCKY EIGHT SHOTS. 379 00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:25,657 LUCKY EIGHT SHOTS. 380 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:28,493 9-0. 381 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,531 IS SOMEONE TIRED? 382 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,699 NO. 383 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,334 OKAY. 384 00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:37,635 FADEAWAY. 385 00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,304 OH! 386 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:41,149 YOU SEE THAT DEFENSE. YEAH. 387 00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:43,141 ALL DEFENSE. 388 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,376 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 389 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,648 NEXT. 390 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,621 HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 391 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,056 I'M LEAVING THIS CAMP. 392 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,223 WHY? 393 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,559 BECAUSE MY SECRET MOVE DIDN'T EVEN WORK ON YOU. 394 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,896 SO, YOU'RE GONNA QUIT? YEAH. 395 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,598 IF YOU QUIT RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE GONNA QUIT IN LIFE. 396 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,767 COME ON, DON'T QUIT. JUST TRY HARDER. 397 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:11,235 I JUST WANTED ONE BUCKET! 398 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,972 I'M SORRY, BOB... UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? 399 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:16,240 IT'S MIKE... 400 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,343 JUST LIKE YOURS. 401 00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,912 [ LAUGHS ] EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE LIKE MIKE. 402 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,981 GOOD LUCK, KID. 403 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,153 I'LL NEVER WASH... 404 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,355 [ SNIFFS ] 405 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,657 YEAH, MAYBE I SHOULD WASH IT AGAIN. 406 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:45,703 [ WHIMPERING ] 407 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,372 I'M HEADED TO THE AIRPORT, DAD. 408 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:48,706 OKAY, SON. 409 00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,775 HAVE A GOOD FLIGHT. 410 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,744 ARE YOU OKAY, DAD? 411 00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:54,579 YEAH, I'M GREAT. 412 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:57,949 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TAKING THIS VERY WELL. 413 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,418 IT'S JUST A GAME, HUH? 414 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:02,787 AND LOOK... I WON A TROPHY. 415 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,089 I CAME IN SECOND... 416 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,825 TO LAST. 417 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,695 THAT'S 23rd PLACE. THAT'S HIS FAVORITE NUMBER. 418 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,731 WOW, DAD. THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT KEYCHAIN. 419 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:16,901 YEAH, SO, I SAW YOU TALKING TO JORDAN AFTERWARDS. 420 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,102 WHAT DID HE SAY? 421 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,437 NOTHING. 422 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,973 HE WAS JUST COMPLIMENTING ME ON HOW GOOD I PLAYED... 423 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,508 YOU KNOW, MY AGGRESSIVENESS. 424 00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,643 HE WANTED ME TO TEACH HIM THE SPIN MOVE. 425 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,345 NO, YOU KNOW, HE'LL TAKE THAT, 426 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:31,682 AND HE'LL PATENT IT AND CALL THE SHOE THE "SPINDNAL." 427 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,284 YEAH. 428 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:35,987 WHAT ABOUT YOU, SON? 429 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,056 HAVE YOU MADE ANY DECISIONS YET? 430 00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:41,125 OR ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT QUITTING FATHERHOOD? 431 00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,693 WELL, I'M STILL SCARED, DAD. 432 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:45,063 THE WHOLE REASON WHY I CAME TO LAS VEGAS 433 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,799 WAS I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THE BABY GET HIS SHOTS. 434 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,034 I COULDN'T STAND TO HEAR HIM CRYING. 435 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,570 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS FATHER THING. 436 00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:55,807 OF COURSE YOU CAN, BECAUSE YOU'RE MY SON. 437 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:59,277 AND IN YOUR HEART, YOU'RE A TRUE CHAMPION, 438 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,679 AND CHAMPIONS DON'T QUIT. 439 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,248 SEE, IF YOU QUIT NOW, YOU'RE GONNA QUIT IN LIFE, 440 00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:05,883 AND QUITTERS NEVER WIN. 441 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:09,454 SEE, YOU GOT TO BE ABLE TO LOSE IN ORDER TO WIN, 442 00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:14,358 SO JUST DON'T QUIT. 443 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:19,063 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, DAD. 444 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,032 I CAN'T QUIT NOW. 445 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,367 IF I QUIT NOW, THEN I'LL ALWAYS BE A LOSER, 446 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,070 SO I NEED TO FOCUS ON WINNING AT THE IMPORTANT STUFF, 447 00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:30,007 LIKE LOVING VANESSA AND LOVING MY SON. 448 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:31,476 HELLO, SON. 449 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:33,644 HOW'S DADDY'S BOY? 450 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:36,514 HOW'S DADDY'S BOY DOING? 451 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:44,422 LOOK, YOU ARE HEADING 452 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:47,291 IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, SON, OKAY? 453 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:49,293 YOU HAVE YOUR BRASS RING. 454 00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,395 SPEAKING OF RINGS... 455 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,865 LOOK AT THAT... BAM! 456 00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:56,534 WOW. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 457 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,070 MICHAEL JORDAN GAVE IT TO ME. 458 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,838 HE JUST GAVE IT TO YOU? 459 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:05,343 YEP, BECAUSE I WAS DETERMINED, AND I DIDN'T QUIT. 460 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:08,412 AND I GAVE HIM $15,000. 461 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,948 WOW. WHEN YOU DIE, CAN I HAVE THAT? 462 00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:13,784 IF YOU DON'T MIND DIGGING. 463 00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,153 I DON'T, DAD. 464 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,354 THANK YOU. 465 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,322 YOU'RE WELCOME, SON. 466 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,991 I LOVE YOU, DAD. 467 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:21,659 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 468 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:24,362 HEY, DAD, WHEN I GROW UP, 469 00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,197 I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU. 470 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,972 EVERYBODY WANT TO BE LIKE MIKE. 471 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,281 WHO'S THIS? WHO'S THIS? 472 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,786 FOUL! 473 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,688 MY BALL. 474 00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,723 REACH. I'LL TEACH. 475 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,559 YOU REACH, I'LL TEACH. 476 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:55,927 THAT'S TRAVELING. 477 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,305 YOU SURE? NO. 478 00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:58,829 HOW THAT'S TRAVELING? 479 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:01,432 TRAVELING... YOU KNOW WHAT TRAVELING IS? NO. 480 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,434 TRAVELING. MY BALL. 481 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:04,612 THERE AIN'T NO REFS OUT HERE. 482 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:08,172 I'M A REF. IT'S MY CAMP, DUDE. 483 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,044 [ LAUGHS ] 484 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:19,450 YOU REACH, AND I DRIBBLE THE BALL. 485 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,519 OW! 486 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,223 UGH! 487 00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:26,490 OH! 488 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,826 [ LAUGHS ] 489 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,861 YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT! 490 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,863 YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT! 491 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,834 TAKE SOME OF THAT. 492 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,704 HA! HA! 30892

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